Trump Accidentally Confesses in Stolen Docs Case; Biden's Marijuana Pardons: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer at Republicans fully embracing Trump even as the federal criminal investigation into his stolen classified documents intensifies and Biden taking the first steps towards decriminalizing marijuana.
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  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G

    When poor people are caught stealing they are thrown in jail. When rich people are caught stealing they're asked politely to give it back. 🤔

    • @auroraofclanborealis
      @auroraofclanborealis Před rokem

      And when Donald Trump is caught stealling everyone denies it.

    • @ArmedDem
      @ArmedDem Před rokem

      When rich people are caught stealing they run for office.

    • @jodinsan
      @jodinsan Před rokem +135

      You forgot to add "asked to run for Congress as a Republican." at the end there.

    • @ianmaidment2258
      @ianmaidment2258 Před rokem +21

      Pay a fine

    • @marileabond
      @marileabond Před rokem +64

      Or they are elected to political office.

  • @AlexSeverinski
    @AlexSeverinski Před rokem +2569

    Don't let history judge him. Judge him now. With judges.

  • @emmagillespie653
    @emmagillespie653 Před rokem +21

    The closed captioning saying “as Dana Carvey’s Bush” absolutely killed me. The clarification that it’s an impression of an impression 😂

    • @user-ms6ch1xs4h
      @user-ms6ch1xs4h Před rokem +3

      Yes! Minute 5:15 That made me laugh even harder!

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox Před rokem +25

    I loved the Biden backing away with a fixed smile, actually. Made me laugh.

    • @coleworld4385
      @coleworld4385 Před rokem +1

      I was fkn dying 😂😂😂😂😂 I thought it was hilarious.

  • @seafodder6129
    @seafodder6129 Před rokem +48

    "It starts with marijuana and where does it go from there?" Pretty sure the only correct answer to that question is "Taco Bell."

    • @sgvincent100
      @sgvincent100 Před rokem +4

      😂 There’s a Taco Bell directly across the street from my closest dispensary here in Tacoma 🌮 🌯🫔
      Heaven.

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder Před rokem

      And the chip and drinks aisle at Walmart.

    • @dizzyMongoose
      @dizzyMongoose Před rokem +4

      Nah, it's gotta be White Castle. Follow in Harold & Kumar's footsteps and maybe NPH will magically appear. 🪄

    • @susanroe3367
      @susanroe3367 Před rokem

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gamerleal9265
      @gamerleal9265 Před rokem

      An increase in sales at Bakeries and Pizza Parlours. For some users it leads to Parenthood.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +546

    Are we even sure his confessions are accidental at this point? I'm pretty sure it's more like bragging. I mean, what're they gonna do, actually hold him accountable for actual crimes?

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva Před rokem +32

      I don't think they are!! He is so narcissistic he thinks he can get by with it. He doesn't care. It's ALL about him in his little mind.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Před rokem

      Trump has no reason not to brag at this point. He is a criminal getting away with all sorts of crap.

    • @curtsiekert
      @curtsiekert Před rokem +10

      He's just trying to act like he didn't do anything wrong because he thought they were his and that he thought he had a right to have them.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před rokem +18

      Until he is taught a lesson in his life, he's going to keep doing it. No consequences, no problems.

    • @WakeUpAmerican000s
      @WakeUpAmerican000s Před rokem +11

      Courage Karnaga - >>I mean, what're they gonna do, actually hold him accountable for actual crimes?

  • @carrieraupp757
    @carrieraupp757 Před rokem +11

    Love how he was smiling as he was walking backwards 😂😊

  • @julieholt7889
    @julieholt7889 Před rokem +49

    Seth, as a jackal, I’m terrified of the news that NBC execs are threatening the show. You and your team have brought so many of us through such a dark time.

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 Před rokem +10

      What!?

    • @TheLocomono9
      @TheLocomono9 Před rokem +9

      Ok BUT if NBC cans him, he can fall back on CZcams or various other choices of career. Seth and the team should be fine no matter what

    • @girllittlemorbid
      @girllittlemorbid Před rokem +3

      I always watch him on CZcams anyway.

    • @RuleroftheSandcastle
      @RuleroftheSandcastle Před rokem

      Furry.

  • @Ore0219
    @Ore0219 Před rokem +140

    Remember when he said that if he lost in 2020, he'd go away and we'd never hear from him again? Just once I wanted something he said to not be a lie... Pain

    • @keithrodgersbigbama1555
      @keithrodgersbigbama1555 Před rokem +2

      ohh he's going, just waiting for the indictment so that's probably the only truth he has stated ever

    • @kiddkuru
      @kiddkuru Před rokem +1

      He was quiet until they illegally raided his house. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @geraldo6205
      @geraldo6205 Před rokem +3

      @@kiddkuru Does the pain increase with your Dis Ease

    • @kathleenr4047
      @kathleenr4047 Před rokem +8

      @@kiddkuru *You clearly know NOTHING about the law.* There is nothing illegal about serving a warrant to a person who breaks the law, lies about it, and then refuses to respond to a subpoena. AND HE HAS *NEVER* BEEN QUIET.

    • @kiddkuru
      @kiddkuru Před rokem

      @@kathleenr4047 Kathleen…. The person who gave them a warrant was an Obama supporter and donated to him

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +144

    That statement once again... 'they planted that evidence that was mine'.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před rokem +28

      And he declassified it before they planted it, knowing that they would someday try to frame him with the info that he had every right to steal, because it is HIS!

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve Před rokem +17

      Exactly. "They planted that evidence and I want it back!" 🤦‍♂️

    • @mikefromwa
      @mikefromwa Před rokem

      "The FBI planted those declassified docs that didn't even exist just to make me look bad!"

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +4

      I call that a confession...

    • @allyourcode
      @allyourcode Před rokem

      He also said they didn't let him supervise, meaning, he didn't see what they did (as though that is somehow improper). Then, he claims he knows what they did. The type of moron who believes this crap is less than useless and can be disposed of without hesitation.

  • @sharongarrett4356
    @sharongarrett4356 Před rokem +12

    This one needs to go in the record books! I almost can'r believe how this show just keeps getting better and better. You guys amaze me. Really. Awesome, unending thanks for the laughs.

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich Před rokem +5

    Let's all do our best to Make Accountability Great Again in November.

  • @wrightthomas05
    @wrightthomas05 Před rokem +441

    Corrections: You said we want him to disappear into the sunset. I'd prefer him to disappear into the sun.

    • @ziegweid
      @ziegweid Před rokem +28

      or the ground. About 6'

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +28

      Nooo!! Do you know how much bronzer chemicals that would release into the atmosphere?

    • @cherylmarcuri5506
      @cherylmarcuri5506 Před rokem +29

      We have several active volcanos. Close enough to sun temps for our purpose here.

    • @thomasperkins7318
      @thomasperkins7318 Před rokem +1

      🤗

    • @johnshopkins554
      @johnshopkins554 Před rokem +14

      His caked orange makeup would shield him, even on the surface of the sun.

  • @AgtPaper665
    @AgtPaper665 Před rokem +25

    "Pot, porn, and Jan 6th hearings"? That sounds like a killer Thursday night.

    • @stephaniebobek817
      @stephaniebobek817 Před rokem +8

      Throw in a pizza we're all set

    • @Wulfspyder
      @Wulfspyder Před rokem +3

      Y'know what, maybe it would be OK if Biden ran in 2024.

    • @fierytopaz
      @fierytopaz Před rokem

      Epitome of "don't threaten me with a good time"

  • @The_Hagseed
    @The_Hagseed Před rokem +4

    Been thinking about it for a couple of days now and it's still hasn't fully sunk in: I got a presidential pardon.

  • @dhotnessmcawesome9747
    @dhotnessmcawesome9747 Před rokem +1

    That pic of George H.W.B. was HUGELY appropriate.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +37

    “Knocking down wontons?” - that’s wonton killing!

  • @jare3959
    @jare3959 Před rokem +78

    The imagery of Bush Sr unloading MILLIONS of documents in the parking lot of a bowling alley is just hilarious.

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 Před rokem

    • @asdkotable
      @asdkotable Před rokem +1

      You need to add the Chinese restaurant for full effect

    • @user-High-IQ769
      @user-High-IQ769 Před rokem

      Which he did, all documented, how about Clinton losing the nuclear code sheet ? All documented, plus all the other blunders by all the other presidents in regards to documents they kept or had after their terms

  • @lyxsoundstudio7474
    @lyxsoundstudio7474 Před rokem +7

    had a lot of fun watching this ! keep up the good work! big up for the writers too !

  • @coragoodwin344
    @coragoodwin344 Před rokem +1

    No accident, fools make a fool of themselves every time they open their mouths.

  • @WavesoftheWorld
    @WavesoftheWorld Před rokem +1

    I'm scared for our country. Please do whats right and vote. Aloha

  • @mxp5525
    @mxp5525 Před rokem

    Jesus Seth! You really worked hard for that punch line!
    Wok n Bowl! Love it!

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Před rokem +725

    This year has been the worst year of my life. Struggling with depression, anxiety, having my first health scare and Seth and everyone at “Late Night” have been a lifesaver. Always making me laugh and smile and even if it’s just for 10 or so minutes, letting me forget about my problems. Keep up the awesome work everyone.

    • @tarajmartindale7310
      @tarajmartindale7310 Před rokem +35

      Amen, you said exactly what i was thinking.
      No matter how bad my mood is, he always makes me laugh out loud. Thanks seth n late night.

    • @Anomalous_Audio
      @Anomalous_Audio Před rokem +12

      You wanna talk about it fam?

    • @elisabethscott20
      @elisabethscott20 Před rokem +31

      I'm sorry it's been so bad and I hope it gets better ❤️

    • @johnc.2876
      @johnc.2876 Před rokem +8

      I whish you the best, but remember that you are an infinitesimal point in an ever expanding universe more than likely to drift into entropy after billions upon billions of years.... Yay nihlism! In this sense, even though you, I and everyone else may blink out in the near future, the majesty of the universe will continue for eons to come. Cheers!

    • @chefnelsonsbbq
      @chefnelsonsbbq Před rokem +11

      keep going, it gets better I promise. 🙏🏽

  • @LancetFencing
    @LancetFencing Před rokem +22

    the backing away is totally just his sense of humor lol

  • @ur1friend437
    @ur1friend437 Před rokem

    three words "this was way too funny and loved every second of it" lol

  • @whimblee
    @whimblee Před rokem +1

    Two word....Maiden America....best US Iron Maiden cover band ever!

  • @jamiegasbarro2400
    @jamiegasbarro2400 Před rokem +139

    Nobody likes Monday's, but knowing there's a Closer Look to watch certainly helps!

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Před rokem +1

      Amen, one of the only things that's kept me sane the last two years is coming home after a long shift at the hospital to binge on Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Trevor Noah. I don't even watch the regular news because that just drives me insane, but Seth and the other late night guys are just the best. Words can't say how much they have meant to me but I do admit to being suicidal more than a couple times since the pandemic began in 2020... I'm a 63-year-old nurse and I have hung in there even while watching dozens of my colleagues just decide to quit or retire early... And to see what Trump did to this country during the pandemic made me hate this country a little bit more everyday

    • @jamiegasbarro2400
      @jamiegasbarro2400 Před rokem

      ​@@oneirishpoet I'm definitely the same way. Normal news channels are just not worth the effort right now. Gotta find the little moments of joy where you can these days and shows like Seth's give you the news with as much humor as one can during times like this.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem

      It really did sweeten my day.

    • @Ravyne
      @Ravyne Před rokem

      I love Mondays, but I do agree with everything else you wrote.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Před rokem +213

    Remember to check you are registered to vote and vote down ballot in November 🗳

  • @musicchocolate1390
    @musicchocolate1390 Před rokem +3

    This was great 😂 I hope you'll have many more 'Seth takes DT at his word' segments!

  • @jeffswim
    @jeffswim Před rokem

    The Dana Carvey impression of George Bush I was perfect.

  • @LeCharles07
    @LeCharles07 Před rokem +44

    8:23 Anyone else remember when Sean Spicer hid from reporters in the White House bushes? That feel like a million years ago now.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před rokem +6

      It was a simple time, when lying about the size of your boss's inauguration crowd could cause a Trump lackey some shame. Had we but known how much lower rock bottom would turn out to be . . .

    • @alansheiman4818
      @alansheiman4818 Před rokem +2

      It seems like a long time because so much has gone on since then that is too much for us to absorb. Life is at break neck speed.

    • @lawrencedoliveiro9104
      @lawrencedoliveiro9104 Před rokem +4

      There should be a plaque there. Point it out to visitors on the White House tour.

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa Před rokem +122

    Whichever writer came up with Wok'n Bowl and Top Secret Documents deserve a raise and a standing ovation

  • @patriciachristianson8986

    Thanks Seth ! Just when I think you can't get any funnier,you do!

  • @donnettboes6224
    @donnettboes6224 Před rokem +1

    Loved the laughs Seth ! And your encouragement on voting is fabulous dude!

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 Před rokem +141

    You can tell that Biden cracks himself up a lot! Hahaaaa love it. That back-up act was hilarious

    • @ShinyTillDawn
      @ShinyTillDawn Před rokem +14

      Two words: Maiden America

    • @g.g.matuga4986
      @g.g.matuga4986 Před rokem +16

      😅LOVED THAT! When speakin’ to the millions of deplorables, speak in their dialect. 😂

    • @g.g.matuga4986
      @g.g.matuga4986 Před rokem +24

      My mother stayed very active until the end; she walked every day and always walked backwards every day-because it helps maintain balance. Biden can walk backwards and he can walk down a ramp and ride a bike. Biden’s infinitely more physically and mentally fit than 45.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před rokem +1

      I like it when he was looking around for that dead lady now that was hilarious

    • @bennettcawley4630
      @bennettcawley4630 Před rokem +1

      @@ShinyTillDawn Lady Liberty's cute younger sister.

  • @Nocuadra66
    @Nocuadra66 Před rokem +78

    Trump's podium reads PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP...?! Can they just please arrest this fool already?

  • @kpepperl319
    @kpepperl319 Před rokem

    More importantly, where the heck is there a Chinese restaurant with a bowling alley?! Do they exist?

  • @Valarie834
    @Valarie834 Před rokem +1

    Even the crowd was quiet when he was saying that. They know.

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Před rokem +76

    Trump thinking “Get off the stage, you’re hogging my limelight.”

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před rokem

      Look at you space Force Commander reading Trump's mind good for you

    • @davidneman6527
      @davidneman6527 Před rokem +3

      The audience knows the candidate on stage has only one function: get elected and do what it takes so that Trump is installed in 2025.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před rokem +3

      @@danmcgriff1421 He's quite good at it, right?! 😁

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Před rokem

      @@danmcgriff1421 You really have to get a job or something to occupy your time. I'm sure this is not the only late night person or anyone else anti-Trump you troll. You claim you are a history teacher and live in a million dollar home? I call BS because such a person could not spend as many hours out of their day doing what you do. They would be working and getting some well earned sleep. You probably live in your mother's basement living off of Cheetos and Mt. Dew Code Red.

  • @catrasredemption6981
    @catrasredemption6981 Před rokem +31

    "As much as we all want him to disappear into the sunset-" No. I want him to disappear into the sun. Launched into it with a comically oversized slingshot.

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 Před rokem +3

      Bad idea. Then his cult would start worshiping the sun, as they would believe their god emperor united with the celestial body. Best put him in a cell and let him rot. Or better yet, force him to do community service. I'd LOVE to see that.

  • @AskMississippiAskMississippi

    “My political ideal is democracy. Let every person be respected as an individual and no person be idolized.” -Dr. Albert Einstein, 1930

    • @williammoorman692
      @williammoorman692 Před rokem

      Always god to get some words from a socialist.

    • @WanderingExistence
      @WanderingExistence Před rokem +19

      He was a democratic socialist, like Orwell and MLK jr. Democratic socialism is just economic democracy.

    • @seantracey9935
      @seantracey9935 Před rokem +14

      @@williammoorman692 Yeah because Albert Einstein has not literally become a synonym for intellect and independent brilliance. So maybe you are poking holes in your own argument with your chosen analogy.

    • @bfg3890
      @bfg3890 Před rokem +11

      @@williammoorman692 yup, like those nordic countries with their social programs, high quality of living and beautiful women

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Před rokem +6

      @@williammoorman692 So sorry your parents never loved or cared about you, but it's time to grow up.

  • @t.dmytryshyn2615
    @t.dmytryshyn2615 Před rokem +232

    Even the people in the crowd behind him are looking at each other like, "What the f*ck did he just say? He stole documents and that's okay?"

    • @gazz3867
      @gazz3867 Před rokem +16

      It's okay if you call dibs.

    • @pennyhollifield9431
      @pennyhollifield9431 Před rokem +3

      @@gazz3867 😂🤣 ROFLMFBO - that was great!

    • @dacedebeer2697
      @dacedebeer2697 Před rokem +6

      That last part where he said he wants them back sounded a lot like a punchline.

    • @Axolotl_Mischief
      @Axolotl_Mischief Před rokem +5

      It's not a crime if you say to a crowd 'it's not a crime'.

    • @user-High-IQ769
      @user-High-IQ769 Před rokem

      Let me help the uneducated, uniformed, as former presidents, they have the OPTION to stay in the circle to continue getting documents, George Bush Sr , got millions of classified documents not being president anymore, Clinton lost the code sheet to nuclear, EVERY president and former presidents have access to the same documents. This is not new at all, it is to you all, cause you don’t know how how our government works, your just going after the lip flapping and no research on truth, do yourself a favor, educate yourself

  • @jonathanburton3866
    @jonathanburton3866 Před rokem +81

    He also confessed to wanting to date his own daughter, so he's not that bright

    • @rvdb7363
      @rvdb7363 Před rokem +3

      And he still got elected...

    • @ewokwarrior2656
      @ewokwarrior2656 Před rokem +3

      Lots of deplorables have a daughter , niece, or neighbor or school girl fetish. I had a neighbor who told me she and her sister would talk about their sons ..manhood...size. ... while the boys were wearing shorts.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před rokem

      Speaking of presidents and their daughters did you see where Joe Biden's daughter said Joe took showers with her until she was 8 years old and it still bothers her to this day 8 years old I don't remember you talking about that at all scared

    • @mariesmith8454
      @mariesmith8454 Před rokem +2

      Jonathan Burton, That was Trump.

  • @katiekuba6855
    @katiekuba6855 Před rokem +1

    Definitely do more “Seth takes DT at his word”

  • @nicolebrown1927
    @nicolebrown1927 Před rokem

    I would love for Seth to put "Seth takes Donald Trump at his word" into his monalogue all the time! He had me weeeak 🤣! He so funny, that he even make stuff that's not all that funny, FUNNY! Seth and Colbert always make me laugh so hard that I can't catch my breath!😂😭😁

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před rokem +13

    Herschel Walker Categorically Denies Ever Playing Football

    • @gatovolador7618
      @gatovolador7618 Před rokem

      Hes heard that its a game that some people play but that's about it

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před rokem

      Vikings fans wish he never played. "we literally gave Dallas tons of HOF'ers for him?"

  • @IAmJustR
    @IAmJustR Před rokem +55

    This headline is just...delicious 😂😂 How is this guy a real person and not a cartoon character?!!?🤣🤣🤣

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +6

      I swear, we're in a messed up Black Mirror/Twilight Zone episode.

    • @juliahoward937
      @juliahoward937 Před rokem +4

      Ever read MAD magazines take on trump? Priceless.

  • @georgeramirez7525
    @georgeramirez7525 Před rokem +1

    holy hell, I mean, I'm sure his lawyers are screaming,....... FACK, no wait I mean FACK

  • @MarthaCarnahan
    @MarthaCarnahan Před rokem

    Seth doing Dana Carvy doing Bush Sr. "Not going to do it!" 🤣

  • @neryskkiran1820
    @neryskkiran1820 Před rokem +185

    I LOVE the clip of Biden backing away!!! He's got a great sense of humor. I could watch that every day and still laugh!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před rokem +1

      You ever seen him look around for dead people hilarious

    • @slavicslav7459
      @slavicslav7459 Před rokem

      What do you mean? He is backing away from ansering any sort of questions from the media. Do you agree with that?

    • @anniefreeman9749
      @anniefreeman9749 Před rokem +6

      Calming spirit. Whether right or wrong...open to interpretation! Love JB.

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS Před rokem

      @@slavicslav7459 Wah Wah Wah.... Better than lying to the American people under a running helicopter.

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS Před rokem +5

      @@danmcgriff1421 United Shaites.... anyone got a hamburder? No? Oh covfefe! Hey General wanna grab my arm and steady me so i can walk down this ramp? How do you close this umbrella so it fits through the door?

  • @JoeNoshow27
    @JoeNoshow27 Před rokem +26

    "It starts with marijuana, but where does it go from there?"
    My eyes just rolled out the back of my head.

    • @stephaniebobek817
      @stephaniebobek817 Před rokem +6

      Me too but I love what she says dems are giving us ,bring it on!

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před rokem +8

      usually it goes to Taco Bell or White Castle from there.

    • @Serenity_yt
      @Serenity_yt Před rokem +3

      I always have John Oliver in the back of my head with: where does it stop? Fucking somewhere. It stops somewhere.

    • @gamerleal9265
      @gamerleal9265 Před rokem

      For some users, Parenthood.

  • @JimJava007
    @JimJava007 Před 2 měsíci

    "I intend to spend my retirement picking up spares, knocking down wontons, and reading state secrets at my leisure."
    The man was living the dream.

  • @davidarmillie4226
    @davidarmillie4226 Před rokem +1

    Freeze it at 5:29 "HW's Wok n Bowl and Top Secret document warehouse" LOL!!!

    • @davidarmillie4226
      @davidarmillie4226 Před rokem +1

      The wind up starts at 3:45 in this clip, he actually goes right into the mind of the mad man and it is beyond hilarious!

  • @itsrosshammond
    @itsrosshammond Před rokem +52

    Watching in Canada and thought to myself; “I should really roll a joint or two right now…” Hopefully Americans can all do the same with impunity before too long.

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 Před rokem +12

      I’m currently watching this stoned on edibles and eating some pumpkin pie! Happy thanksgiving, fellow Canadian!

    • @itsrosshammond
      @itsrosshammond Před rokem +5

      @@Thurston86 Festive Salutations (as we always say on Canadian Thanksgiving) dear Thurston! Enjoy the traditional Turkey-Flavoured Bong Water!

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před rokem

      Weeds legal in America thought you might want to know keep smoking

    • @helenpatterson3858
      @helenpatterson3858 Před rokem +6

      @@danmcgriff1421
      Only in some states, not Federally. Or did you mean Canada, America not U.S. America ?

    • @tflg3257
      @tflg3257 Před rokem

      Both Joe and the CIA controlled news press are liars. He hasn't actually pardoned anyone for marijuana nor has he taken any steps to decriminalize it. He hasn't filed any paperwork on it whatsoever.

  • @TMercan31
    @TMercan31 Před rokem +27

    'not Gunna doit!' - Seth doing Dana Carvey doing Bush

  • @InanaNinsianna
    @InanaNinsianna Před rokem

    PLEEASE ALWAYS Do Seth Takes Trump at his word!!! Platinum 🤣🤣🤣

  • @christineanderson4755

    Grand Funk Railroad! And The Doobie Brothers! Quite the musical Closer Look ❤️

  • @WoodworkerDon
    @WoodworkerDon Před rokem +9

    "It's mine! It's MINE!!!" Spoken like a true 3-year-old.

  • @alisajordan1244
    @alisajordan1244 Před rokem +9

    I think Biden is so cute. Walking backwards with that sh*^t eating grin was halarious! But then again I am old too. Go Scranton!!!!

  • @darrylcarnell9976
    @darrylcarnell9976 Před rokem +2

    Hey! Grand Funk Railroad STILL rocks (its some kind of wonderful)

  • @AndrewMcColl
    @AndrewMcColl Před rokem

    My family has a different definition for the Irish farewell. For us it's saying goodbye, then sticking around for another 10 minutes chatting.

  • @pmally2006
    @pmally2006 Před rokem +23

    It’s like stealing company secrets when you get fired from your job.

    • @kevinkool3
      @kevinkool3 Před rokem

      Except in his case he stole from an enormous company...the American people!

    • @kiddkuru
      @kiddkuru Před rokem

      Me sure we also arrest Obama, since he stole 30,000+. Or what about bush and Clinton, who both took over 50,000? Oh, you wanna talk about how trump made taking classified documents illegal? Well he made that law because Hillary had a whole server full of classified documents which she destroyed, and the FBI said she did nothing wrong. No one’s above the law? Then Biden in the criminal in this situation for having the FBI illegally raid his house. You can’t debate this, it is facts. Cope

    • @lavedasutton4267
      @lavedasutton4267 Před rokem

      Except this time the top secrets could have been sold to his good buddies in Russia or North Korea.

  • @markusklein1029
    @markusklein1029 Před rokem +24

    "There is no crime." Yeah, saying so doesn't make it true.

    • @dfishhunters9054
      @dfishhunters9054 Před rokem +2

      Fun fact it wasn’t a crime before 2016. But trump sign into law making it a crime and punishable 😂😂😂 that’s karma for Him 😂😂

  • @kylesmith452
    @kylesmith452 Před rokem

    The Grand Funk Railroad references got me 😄

  • @susiehenders
    @susiehenders Před rokem

    “…bowling alley / Chinese restaurant…” 😂👏

  • @debmcgerrigle3477
    @debmcgerrigle3477 Před rokem +651

    I love the time Biden slowly walked back from the media. It was a respectful way of saying "sorry no more time to talk, got to go"

  • @stephenschwartz5658
    @stephenschwartz5658 Před rokem +81

    Omg “Seth takes trump at his word” is now my favorite subsection, I need more of this in my life

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 Před rokem +8

      I second this suggestion! And it could be expanded to "Seth takes Margie Tayor Greene at her word," and we could watch as she shows us Democrats literally killing Republicans.

    • @at0micbunnygirl
      @at0micbunnygirl Před rokem +2

      Omg, YES! Seth, this segment was HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣 More please!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +1

      It was brilliant!

    • @ggerardlee
      @ggerardlee Před rokem

      SSTTAHW - More please!

    • @ggerardlee
      @ggerardlee Před rokem

      STTAHW (CORRECTION)

  • @thetechietoffee
    @thetechietoffee Před rokem +1

    Absolutely love a Closer Look.

  • @jenniferlynch2648
    @jenniferlynch2648 Před rokem

    There must have been a whole segment of impression camp dedicated to Presidents.

  • @RobotoSan
    @RobotoSan Před rokem +265

    Trump is the longest running train wreck in American history.

    • @verttikoo2052
      @verttikoo2052 Před rokem +1

      American railroad companies disagree 🤔😱

    • @cweissable
      @cweissable Před rokem +13

      You're right 👍 He's definitely the worst! Come on America, we can do much better. People better get out of the cult.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před rokem

      Thanks for your input I haven't heard anyone say a negative thing about Trump

    • @sophiophile
      @sophiophile Před rokem +3

      @@danmcgriff1421 It could reference either the railroad worker's strikes or Biden's love of trains. I thought it was creative.

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman Před rokem +5

      The longer it runs, the more money the media makes.
      Almost like it’s intentional.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Před rokem +9

    If any of us tried to blackmail the federal government, we'd be hogtied in holding cells waiting for a trial.
    *It should be no different for Trump.*

  • @nancychandler3673
    @nancychandler3673 Před rokem

    Nothing like eating an ice cream cone when having the munchies. 😃

  • @insane_troll
    @insane_troll Před rokem +1

    In all fairness, "maiden America" is two words.

  • @istdochallesegal3427
    @istdochallesegal3427 Před rokem +9

    "Na' gon' do it!!!" - love how Seth subtly channeled his inner Dana Carvey for that!

  • @dawned-onme2601
    @dawned-onme2601 Před rokem +8

    I thought that back stepping was brilliant

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 Před rokem +1

    I believe you Seth!

  • @thomasmuntzer1004
    @thomasmuntzer1004 Před rokem +1

    that's it, this is what america needs, people that work a lot and then get stoned to take the edge off, those people do not complain a lot.

  • @jmajick4415
    @jmajick4415 Před rokem +5

    Cannabis is the gateway drug to the refrigerator or Taco Bell if you're feeling adventurous

  • @alex35agm
    @alex35agm Před rokem +3

    Don't worry Donnie,the jail sentence you get will be yours all yours.

  • @suerussell497
    @suerussell497 Před rokem

    As always, Seth nailed Trump story perfectly. Love the Late Night Show.😅😅😅

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 Před rokem +1

    Another really really great closer look!

  • @krisl.4314
    @krisl.4314 Před rokem +43

    Hey Seth, my husband and I had our rehearsal dinner in a literal Chinese restaurant/bowling alley back in 2005. This was not quite four years after H.W. was forced to land in MKE (mere miles away from Long Wongs near Miller Park) the morning of 9/11. So when I heard this I just assumed thats where the story came from 😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před rokem +52

    Fun Fact: 'Disappear into the Sunset' is the name of Donnie's bronzer.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Před rokem +5

      and tequila sunrise is Mel's only friend.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +5

      The sun don't make colors like that, my friend.

  • @cathycooper6135
    @cathycooper6135 Před rokem

    Hilarious Closer Look, Seth. Really cheered me up.

  • @nickolascharles
    @nickolascharles Před rokem +219

    Gotta love how weed is a class 1 drug while fentanyl is class 2
    Other class 2 drugs include some little things like oxycodone and methamphetamines, you know, “not as bad as weed”

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Před rokem

      Countries being ran by idiots you just proved it

    • @50dbo
      @50dbo Před rokem

      A tiny dose on your skin can kill you…. Not near as bad as refer madness. What a joke

    • @diablominero
      @diablominero Před rokem +3

      Fentanyl is just another opioid. It's used as as part of some general anesthesia drug combinations and to treat severe ongoing pain (like from cancer). Just because the name scares you doesn't mean it's evil.
      Synthetic THC, which is sold under the brand name "Marinol" to treat nausea resulting from chemo, is schedule 3, i.e., less restricted than fentanyl, tied with testosterone and lysergic acid amide. The reason weed is schedule 1 isn't that they think weed is dangerous, but that doctors don't want to prescribe a plant with unknown composition when they could prescribe a pill or patch with known composition, so it has no medical use where it's the preferred treatment.

    • @The_Serpent_of_Eden
      @The_Serpent_of_Eden Před rokem +26

      @@diablominero I don't think it's the "name is scary" but rather that fentanyl seems easy to overdose on and can be fatal. Whereas no one has ever OD'd from weed. Which would you say is more dangerous to the public? I believe each has a medical use, which should be regulated, one substance way more tightly and seriously than the other. That's not the case right now, though.
      Edit: I don't know if the chemical composition thing is the reasoning behind the scheduling. I'll have to look into that. I'm not sure why the chemical composition would pose a problem for prescribers. They're already shielded from liability, that's why we have an opiod crisis to begin with. Prescribing a big pharma pill makes money. But a plant anyone can grow? Capitalism can't control it, so it gets demonized and strictly verboten. That shouldn't be the reason for excessive criminal sentencing of users, IMO. Laws are meant to protect private citizens, not companies.

    • @nickolascharles
      @nickolascharles Před rokem +6

      @@diablominero just because you don’t know the chemical composition of weed doesn’t mean it’s some unknowable thing. Weed has been pretty thoroughly researched, and as other people will point out, unregulated fentanyl is the cause of an absurd amount of overdoses recently. Sure back when things were categorized it was easier to regulate and make sure it was controlled and safe, but you want to talk about an unknown chemical composition take a look at the bathtubs and bleach bottles they use to make the knock off street drugs and tell me anybody knows exactly what’s in that. Medical fentanyl is not a bad thing, but that’s not illegal to have prescribed to you

  • @noone_9999
    @noone_9999 Před rokem +902

    You sir have, hands down, the best Trump voice out of every late night host

    • @cweissable
      @cweissable Před rokem +19

      I agree 💯 percent.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Před rokem +26

      Absolutely, though it's sad everybody ever needed to have one ready to go.

    • @johnshopkins554
      @johnshopkins554 Před rokem +7

      Ooh...yeah gotta disagree. Love Seth's impression but Jimmy fallon's is the best. Seth is #2 tho, way better than the snl guy.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +18

      He gets the inflections right every single time!

    • @randyhowey7414
      @randyhowey7414 Před rokem +14

      Amen ! I LOVE Seth's Trump !! And all his Impressions , honestly !! 🤣

  • @jacquelynsmith6259
    @jacquelynsmith6259 Před rokem +1

    It's not yours documents, not yours, not yours!

  • @LadyMoonsparrow
    @LadyMoonsparrow Před rokem

    Just loved this so much! And Seth is so right, I would love to have those as posters on my wall! Very cool Joe Biden! Seriously, so happy that President Biden is reforming the drug laws on Marijuana, it is about time. And I like the gentle roasting of President Biden for simple silly things instead of the crushingly awful things done by ex-President Trump. Thank you Seth for another wonderful A Closer Look!

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x Před rokem +70

    Dark Brandon Pardons everyone Convicted of Marijuana Possession....This has truly been a Historic Day....Next Step Legalizing Marijuana Medically & Recreationally on The Federal Level.

    • @greenhat8978
      @greenhat8978 Před rokem +5

      Dank Brandon

    • @jeffreycarman2185
      @jeffreycarman2185 Před rokem +5

      Thanks Joe!

    • @KingBasieSims4
      @KingBasieSims4 Před rokem +4

      Lol I think I missed this but why is he Dark Brandon again? Is it that video when he told the mayor "nobody f*cks with a Biden!" because that was the first time I saw the Dark Brandon reference

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 Před rokem

      Pardons everyone convicted of weed possession federally (about 6,500) and in DC (unknown but 1000s more) and gets DOJ to work on reclassifying it to make it easier for Congress to decriminalize. He needs both the House and the Senate to do it though, so get your stoner friends to the polls!

    • @alansheiman4818
      @alansheiman4818 Před rokem +4

      @@KingBasieSims4 Dark Brandon refers to his new found confidence and he is now like an action figure.

  • @juanmaldonado5541
    @juanmaldonado5541 Před rokem +1

    Not accidentally , stated it boldly.
    LOCK HIM UP

  • @eacalvert
    @eacalvert Před rokem +152

    Nicely done Seth and Crew

    • @romulus_
      @romulus_ Před rokem +4

      the crew at their best.

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer Před rokem

      Love it when Seth giggles! Made my night.

  • @michaelburgess6556
    @michaelburgess6556 Před rokem

    "It's MINE, MINE, because that's all l know! 😂

  • @12HappyDonuts
    @12HappyDonuts Před rokem

    My three year old grandson also responds "it's mine, give it back!"

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 Před rokem +185

    The thing that I like about Biden just backing away from the reporters is that you can tell that he’s just seeing if they are gonna try and follow him. Plus it’s a lot better than that time Trump finished an interview and then wandered around the lawn like a lost child. Also there was no helicopter in the background. It’s the little things.

    • @sincityRNL
      @sincityRNL Před rokem

      Yes I like that clip also, my other favorite is Trump being helped walk down a very dangerous lol ramp,the ramp was probably provided by antifa or blm 😆

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO Před rokem +11

      sweet punch line "the little things"
      I always wonder if Trump could stand after that "forward truss lean" he does

    • @jazyjas3937
      @jazyjas3937 Před rokem +2

      Exactly my thought!

    • @that773guy4
      @that773guy4 Před rokem +1

      biden had no clue what he was doing, as usual

    • @GusCraft460
      @GusCraft460 Před rokem +5

      @@that773guy4 stay in your lane, Ireland.

  • @zionchild81804
    @zionchild81804 Před rokem +14

    Bring back “Seth takes Trump at his word” bit.. it’s a classic already lol

    • @sharongarrett4356
      @sharongarrett4356 Před rokem

      He is having just TOO much fun at that orange man's expense. Yes, keep it up!!

  • @timchamberlain5858
    @timchamberlain5858 Před rokem

    I liked the subtle Dana Carvey Bush impersonation reference. "Not gonna do it!"

  • @nena8692
    @nena8692 Před rokem

    I really like 'Seth takes Trump at his Word', funny

  • @traceyholt8223
    @traceyholt8223 Před rokem +36

    I LOVE the smile on Joe's face as he backed away.

  • @g.t.c7647
    @g.t.c7647 Před rokem +34

    This “closer look” was hilarious. The Biden walking backwards bit had me lmao!

  • @susanroe3367
    @susanroe3367 Před rokem

    Grand Funk Railroad! Rock on Seth! Excellent!