Trump Violates Gag Order AGAIN, Fox News Can’t Believe the Injustice & No Crowds Show Up for Trial

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  • čas přidán 22. 04. 2024
  • Donald Trump is losing steam and has been encouraging his supporters to rally outside the courthouse in NYC, the day began with fireworks after several heated exchanges between Trump’s lawyers and the judge, Trump violated his gag order during a hearing about whether he violated the gag order, the one and only witness today was Trump’s old pal and former publisher of the National Enquirer David Pecker, the bootlickers at Fox News cannot believe the “injustice” against Trump, Mitt Romney weighed in on the $130,000 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels, Jimmy noticed a small fake Oscar in Donny’s office, it’s the four year anniversary of Donald Trump suggesting we all inject bleach to kill COVID-19, we celebrate World Book Day by honoring The Yellow Pages, and real-life librarians give their thoughts on recent red state bills that threaten up to six years in prison for the crime of lending books that aren’t government approved.
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  • @treblelatrice926
    @treblelatrice926 Před 12 dny +1821

    No crowds outside, no family inside... wonder why...

    • @Da-Sheek
      @Da-Sheek Před 12 dny +108

      exactly! No family support.

    • @minimalmarklane
      @minimalmarklane Před 12 dny +139

      Not one family member or friend showed up to support him.

    • @dustinsanchezmusic5851
      @dustinsanchezmusic5851 Před 12 dny +153

      All his supporters are on probation and can’t leave there counties 😂

    • @Jacob-hl3gt
      @Jacob-hl3gt Před 12 dny +44

      ​@@minimalmarklanefriend? 😂😂😂😂😂I got your joke.

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 Před 12 dny +59

      THE SMELL!!!

  • @ItsMeBT23
    @ItsMeBT23 Před 12 dny +2254

    No one showed because he had already grifted his supporters from all their gas money.

    • @Wmyhands
      @Wmyhands Před 12 dny +74

      Lol. Youre right 😂😂

    • @kookootrix1978
      @kookootrix1978 Před 12 dny +39

      I think you mean grifted.

    • @Marilyn-wz5uk
      @Marilyn-wz5uk Před 12 dny +31

      Lol hell yea

    • @ItsMeBT23
      @ItsMeBT23 Před 12 dny +32

      @@kookootrix1978 you are right. Thanks

    • @henrys3629
      @henrys3629 Před 12 dny +23

      It was because of the guy who sizzled himself the crowds were not there.

  • @jefflamoureux1010
    @jefflamoureux1010 Před 12 dny +43

    The fact that Fox drags out Newt is amazing. I love when he talks about ethics. He slithered away from Congress because of 28 ethics violations. I guess he has experience.

    • @connie9492
      @connie9492 Před 7 dny

      I THOUGHT THAT CONGRESS HAD NEWT GINGERICH FREEZE DRIED AND HERMETICALLY SEALED IN AN EXTRA LARGE BAGGIE! LOL!🎉

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 Před 12 dny +85

    The librarian segment brought me to tears….
    I can’t believe how we are treating one of our most beautiful institutions, and the people that work there.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 10 dny +5

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 Před 9 dny +3

      @@paradisepipeco bwahaha…!
      I’m sure the walls will be lined with fake bibles

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 9 dny +2

      @@TheWorld_2099 Indeed. I love my new King Trump Version of the Bible, with its fine two Corinthian leather covers made of 100% genuine Beijing cardboard.

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 Před 9 dny +1

      @@paradisepipeco baaaaa..!
      So true

    • @danielsneighborhood2050
      @danielsneighborhood2050 Před 8 dny +1

      Thank you for making a decent quote. I can't stand reading what people are writing. The way they are treating people period. We all have issues, but ...

  • @dslao
    @dslao Před 12 dny +609

    You're about to put 2 prison sentences together....
    Now that's jailtime.

  • @zacg_
    @zacg_ Před 12 dny +686

    The more I hear about this Trump fella the more I don't like him.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo Před 12 dny +47

      I suspect that will happen to the jury, too...

    • @user-wj6yb7qy3o
      @user-wj6yb7qy3o Před 12 dny +2

      I like him

    • @RubbishFPS
      @RubbishFPS Před 12 dny

      @@user-wj6yb7qy3o Severe brain damage is a hell of a thing to keep living with. Were all very proud of you.

    • @melissaburris7606
      @melissaburris7606 Před 12 dny

      Nobody close to Trump likes him, lol, they just use him for their own gain, including his children!

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots Před 12 dny +64

      ​@@user-wj6yb7qy3oYou should get up to the courthouse and show your support. It sounds like he could use it.

  • @OldHollywood-xh8cl
    @OldHollywood-xh8cl Před 11 dny +26

    Constant childish name calling is a really bad look for someone who wants to hold the highest office in the country. Thanks a lot, Fred Sr. and Mary.

  • @filispirit
    @filispirit Před 12 dny +60

    "Al caporn", priceless Jimmy. Another one two punch. Trump for prison 2024. Throw his butt in jail for violating gag orders.

  • @dorrolorro
    @dorrolorro Před 12 dny +870

    I'm not American, I'm from Europe. I had heard about books being banned from schools in some states, but I never thought that it would become illegal for librarians to check them out. Illegal? For real? That is hardcore censorship. Americans always seem so proud of their freedom, I wonder when they will realise that they aren't free. Censorship can never be a sign of freedom.

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 Před 12 dny +69

      I know!! Couldn't believe it. Regressing to dark ages/totalitarianism. I used to be so impressed by (with?)your country. What the hell is going on?? Fight with all your might, sane friends!❤

    • @jamesnelles4484
      @jamesnelles4484 Před 12 dny +118

      They sold their freedom for a red hat.

    • @user-st3vd5bf6g
      @user-st3vd5bf6g Před 12 dny

      It’s a desperate attempt to squash ideas they don’t agree with. The most conservative Christians know they are on the brink of losing power and control. They fear they are being replaced by foreigners and secularists. This movement is ugly now because it is in its death throes.

    • @kwhp1507
      @kwhp1507 Před 12 dny +75

      Moscow Marjorie has been hard at work

    • @deborahdicesare9042
      @deborahdicesare9042 Před 12 dny +63

      Thank you to all of our friends across the world. We are fighting harder than you can imagine to not only keep our democracy, but get back the freedoms that we have lost because of the Domestic Terrorist Party. We don’t just fight for America, we fight for the world.

  • @user-in8ky1kt2f
    @user-in8ky1kt2f Před 12 dny +1590

    I'll tell you what's RIDICULOUS
    FOX NEWS!!!

    • @me109cito5
      @me109cito5 Před 12 dny +91

      Faux Views

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 Před 12 dny

      @@DARK_KATACLYSM I don't trust MSM like fox.

    • @NiMimu
      @NiMimu Před 12 dny +37

      ....and they never mention the three payouts or payees....just whining nonstop?.... well some ears will hear....even above their noise!

    • @eriksparks9179
      @eriksparks9179 Před 12 dny +1

      * Faux "News"

    • @AspenTruth
      @AspenTruth Před 12 dny +17

      @@DARK_KATACLYSMriiiight…

  • @morganhill7711
    @morganhill7711 Před 11 dny +89

    To all librarians, you are FANTASTIC people. Thank you!

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 10 dny +6

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @MrPotsy81
      @MrPotsy81 Před 8 dny +3

      @@paradisepipeco 😆

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 8 dny +3

      @@MrPotsy81 Ever since our _Beloved Orange Bulbous Bloviating Balloon Animal Blimp of Balderdash_ found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian.
      And when _Benito D'Cheeto, the King of Velveeta_ needed a password eight characters long, he picked: _"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"._

    • @desperatedave3573
      @desperatedave3573 Před 8 dny +4

      AWESOME LIBRARIAN BIT!

    • @morganhill7711
      @morganhill7711 Před 7 dny +2

      @@paradisepipeco OMFG! My wife and I are STILL laughing! 10,000 up votes for YOU! That's the best I've heard in a month. Probably all year, so far.

  • @karenprice4163
    @karenprice4163 Před 12 dny +13

    The “ bigly” crowd of Frump fans couldn’t get through because his family was filling the road, blocking the court steps, so anxious to get in to support him!
    It’s amazing, the likes of which has never happened before.

  • @FireElement7
    @FireElement7 Před 12 dny +637

    He has no idea how our laws work, nor is he willing to learn. I can't believe he was the president and could be again. Please vote 💙 America!

    • @EvilChiId
      @EvilChiId Před 12 dny +26

      Doesn't matter if he knows how they work or not if no one will punish him for his repeated daily wrongdoings.

    • @markstsggers2399
      @markstsggers2399 Před 12 dny +38

      @@brezzyboy1animetva157Biden 2024

    • @RapperBC
      @RapperBC Před 12 dny +1

      TRUMP FOR PRISON 20-24 YEARS

    • @patriciapage2109
      @patriciapage2109 Před 12 dny +37

      Chump for Prison 30+ years

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Před 12 dny

      ​​​@@brezzyboy1animetva157 Joe is still woke enough to defeat Putin/Trump again

  • @henrynewton8809
    @henrynewton8809 Před 12 dny +1070

    If he thinks the courtroom is cold, wait 'til he has to crap on a stainless steel toilet!

    • @elvinn9434
      @elvinn9434 Před 12 dny +46

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @carrot595
      @carrot595 Před 12 dny +47

      or inside an orange suit !!

    • @mcemtpockets1775
      @mcemtpockets1775 Před 12 dny +15

      ​​@@carrot595Camoflauge....u kkkkaint c him😊

    • @iolawilliams5756
      @iolawilliams5756 Před 12 dny +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jimbo-et5jb
      @Jimbo-et5jb Před 12 dny +17

      Henry you made that sound way worse than I imagined. Damn brotha that’s some cold sh%t.

  • @angelabobanna7774
    @angelabobanna7774 Před 11 dny +45

    Every accusation is a CONFESSION

    • @JM-wn1gr
      @JM-wn1gr Před 3 dny

      Wow, your reasoning is profound😂😂😂

  • @magdamarakovits5743
    @magdamarakovits5743 Před 11 dny +13

    Brilliant monologue!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!

    • @noelleonard2498
      @noelleonard2498 Před 8 dny

      If your a simpleton

    • @johnmcdonald8885
      @johnmcdonald8885 Před 7 hodinami

      Yeah we heard you say brilliant the first time.And a high school student could write this monologue. Just say anything bad about Trump and they laugh.

  • @calexprenas
    @calexprenas Před 12 dny +575

    “He can’t put two sentences together.”
    “Well you can, you’re about to put two prison sentences together.”
    Gold. Pure gold, Jimmy.

    • @tylerm0089
      @tylerm0089 Před 12 dny +6

      thank God for these bozo crap stirrers, and their writers of course.

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 Před 12 dny +10

      He walked clean tf into thst one 😂😂

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 Před 12 dny +9

      My six year old son has battery operated hand warming gloves. They may be a little large for his tiny-fingers, but that insures that he will be able to sneak a few french fries in there.

    • @stevewise1656
      @stevewise1656 Před 12 dny +14

      I wish Jimmy had shown Biden's speech today in Tampa ripping Trump and very coherently making fun of him.:)

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 Před 12 dny +18

      Agreed! LMAO!! Almost as good as "Isn't it past your jail time?"

  • @Emy53
    @Emy53 Před 12 dny +739

    He has a lot of nerve calling Biden sleepy Joe.

  • @c.p.507
    @c.p.507 Před 11 dny +5

    THANK YOU JIMMY KIMMEL - We really need your voice and many, many more like it. You are being a blessing and a help to our entire country. Thank you.

  • @markrickel1632
    @markrickel1632 Před 11 dny +18

    Two prison sentences together was the joke of the week.

  • @kdee8166
    @kdee8166 Před 12 dny +348

    Imagine, a defendant charged with committing crimes actually has to sit in court! Whatever next.

    • @theblade9024
      @theblade9024 Před 12 dny +4

      Has there ever been a criminal who not complained they are picking on me. Chill out Donnie! Oh sounds like has been. Too cold? Maybe the lizard people thing is real.

    • @ErLeuchten
      @ErLeuchten Před 11 dny +3

      hold on a second, how is that possible? trump just posted he is not allowed to defend himself but you are saying hours before he was in court to defend himself in person? those sleeping rumors starting to make sense :)

    • @noelleonard2498
      @noelleonard2498 Před 8 dny +1

      And they are still trying to figure out where the crime was 😁

  • @moose99moose
    @moose99moose Před 12 dny +321

    If you don’t want to face a NYC jury, maybe don’t commit crimes in NYC 🤷

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 Před 11 dny +2

      These crimes happened 20 years ago in California. However, we got tricked into electing a criminal to the most powerful position in the world.

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 Před 11 dny +6

      @@jamesturner2126 Wait, you mean there are crimes he committed 20 years ago, too? Jaysus!

    • @This_tub
      @This_tub Před 11 dny +3

      Except there is no crime being commited. We all know it is political prosecution

    • @dawnsmith9596
      @dawnsmith9596 Před 11 dny

      @@This_tub You are correct, no "crime" - there were many crimes committed. 34 to be specific. You either support America's rule of law or you are a traitor to America.

    • @lesleymaner2851
      @lesleymaner2851 Před 11 dny +4

      @@This_tubwe?

  • @angiealexis3093
    @angiealexis3093 Před 12 dny +8

    His lawyer just looked at him while thinking "Please shut up, you are making my job more difficult!" 😂🤣😂

  • @Ari-pw6nu
    @Ari-pw6nu Před 12 dny +450

    Keep it up Jimmy. You're getting under his orange skin and it's driving him crazier. Good job!

    • @jonathanconnor7920
      @jonathanconnor7920 Před 12 dny +15

      He's still all worked up over Jimmy roasting him at the academy awards, about six weeks ago. Donald is easily the most thin-skinned president in US history.

    • @michaelbraum77
      @michaelbraum77 Před 12 dny +6

      A "crazier trump?" I hought might need to call my shrink!!!

    • @michaelbraum77
      @michaelbraum77 Před 12 dny +3

      In case you're wondering what the hell I was saying, yes, I had a gummy and it's kicking in!!!

    • @Ari-pw6nu
      @Ari-pw6nu Před 12 dny +1

      Elanzio Camacho in 3D.

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs Před 9 dny +1

      A pkeasure to see.....😂😂😂

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 Před 12 dny +522

    "Al Caporn". "He can't put two sentences together. Yes he can...two prison sentences!"🤣

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 Před 12 dny +24

      lol 😆 perfect

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo Před 12 dny +26

      Yes! Along with "Don Pornleone", "Groper Cleveland", and I'm not even halfway through the video! 😅

    • @briansanford1721
      @briansanford1721 Před 12 dny +17

      Correcto-mondo!! I luv it! I wonder if trumpy would prefer a nice 'warm' courtroom in say, Moscow?!? The perp is just what Mr. De Niro said: "..so f-ing stupid" 🤨

    • @susanpeck530
      @susanpeck530 Před 12 dny +9

      Hilarious!

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Před 12 dny +12

      ​@@briansanford1721
      Strait jackets are warm.

  • @Jean-qu1qw
    @Jean-qu1qw Před 11 dny +6

    Why is he allowed to have a CELL phone let alone "tweet" in the middle of a criminal trial...wtf

  • @walkeriam7
    @walkeriam7 Před 11 dny +6

    He should start convincing them now if he wants his supporters to break him out of jail.

  • @stevenames9056
    @stevenames9056 Před 12 dny +925

    I never knew how cathartic it would feel to hear a librarian say, "Shut the f up!"

    • @TheEmaile
      @TheEmaile Před 12 dny +81

      “Shhhhhhhhhut the f up!” That was great.

    • @Randi-qz7qd
      @Randi-qz7qd Před 12 dny

      No former or sitting president has ever done anything like DT has done. No president has ever gone to jail. Nixon was probably the closest, he was smart enough to resign and shut up in retirement. Trump continues to lie, disregard the courts rules, yes all courts have rules for court procedures and everyone that doesn't abided is fined, detained (jailed). The judge is one new ground and is going out of his way to finish this mess. Trump is making a fool of him self, his.attorneys, and the justice system. He sincerely believes only his way is the right way. FYI all courts are cold to keep people awake when listening to some needed but boring evidence.

    • @librvr
      @librvr Před 12 dny +48

      As I librarian, I do say it, but not a work. Shhhhhh works.

    • @1craley878
      @1craley878 Před 12 dny +25

      This was so funny and so true, don’t block knowledge, don’t ban education.

    • @barbarahoffman8387
      @barbarahoffman8387 Před 12 dny

      ​@librvĵĵ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ķuu.r

  • @anitaevans5361
    @anitaevans5361 Před 12 dny +1224

    The courtroom is kept cold cos of his stench. If the heat is turned up, that waft will get unbearable.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Před 12 dny +57

      I bet you are right.😂

    • @marylyn3081
      @marylyn3081 Před 12 dny +27

      It is an old courthouse for criminal trials. I am sure that it's very hard to keep warm.

    • @timhogle4880
      @timhogle4880 Před 12 dny +54

      Stinky Don

    • @JaniceRogers-pq2cm
      @JaniceRogers-pq2cm Před 12 dny +23

      I found a car freshie with trumps name across the front. I laughed to myself cause I was surrounded.

    • @connietimmons742
      @connietimmons742 Před 12 dny +42

      Did he have gas or a dirty diaper? Just wondering.

  • @WeWander2
    @WeWander2 Před 11 dny +12

    Love you Jimmy. The Right should be ashamed and I'm personally holding them accountable forever.
    Losers

  • @ArchDrake
    @ArchDrake Před 11 dny +6

    As a librarian (in Singapore), I salute the message!

  • @leanneheinemann3862
    @leanneheinemann3862 Před 12 dny +161

    If he can’t keep his mouth shut, why doesn’t the judge charge him with contempt of court, and lock him up?

    • @TerlinguaTalkeetna
      @TerlinguaTalkeetna Před 12 dny

      Because that's what Trumo wants. To be a martyr ex-president. It's a complicated business sadly, justice in America as well as much of the rest of the world.

    • @marylarson2830
      @marylarson2830 Před 12 dny +3

      An overnight in jail might do wonders. Also it would give him a preview of coming attractions!!!

    • @mamiemartinson4649
      @mamiemartinson4649 Před 12 dny +3

      Secret Service is making plans to handle it when it happens.

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 Před 12 dny +2

      No kidding! I think it’s bc they don’t want to deal with the possible repercussions from his ignorant fan base so it’s easier to just try to keep him from going too far and getting on with the case at hand!

  • @UncleLance67
    @UncleLance67 Před 12 dny +384

    Maybe if he had PAID HIS TAXES the State would have had a little extra money to add HVAC to courtrooms.

    • @stevenmoore3480
      @stevenmoore3480 Před 12 dny +7

      Yes, but our problem is they cannot think that far.

    • @barrydunn682
      @barrydunn682 Před 12 dny +10

      Nah - he'd be asleep the whole day if it was warm in there. And then how would Fox News be able to lie about it?

    • @almar2957
      @almar2957 Před 12 dny +7

      Actually, can you imagen how much more stinky a hot Courtroom would be?

    • @dangroat4438
      @dangroat4438 Před 11 dny +4

      LMAO...No Trump and his smell would have broken that HVAC system but he would take credit for more jobs being created because of it.

    • @jla6558
      @jla6558 Před 11 dny +1

      @@almar2957 He often acts like he thinks he is hot sh-lit...

  • @mikemiller6628
    @mikemiller6628 Před 12 dny +6

    These judges threaten with gag orders then dont back it up ,it hurts their creditability

  • @joycepriest5949
    @joycepriest5949 Před 10 dny +4

    They’re holding me hostage in a cold court room . 😂😂😂 !!!

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 Před 12 dny +329

    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Před 12 dny +7

      He just creates battle fronts especially for journalists, right out of the manual of how to create a cult of personality an oxymoron but it works but not forever

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 Před 12 dny +11

      MAGA will want to ban Voltaire now.

    • @rochellestarr9538
      @rochellestarr9538 Před 12 dny

      ANYONE WHO THINKS MAGA IS DUPED INTO BEING ALL THAT MAGA IS....has been duped by Maga!

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 Před 12 dny

      That's what Trump and his sponsors are going for. "Put us back in power to continue our profitable grift, or else!"

    • @JeanGillespie-fp7rs
      @JeanGillespie-fp7rs Před 9 dny +1

      Never so true!!!

  • @muzvid
    @muzvid Před 12 dny +204

    Three cheers for America's librarians!!

    • @jackryder-sw9rk
      @jackryder-sw9rk Před 12 dny

      Yup, They tried banning books and burning book in Germany in the 30's. Didn't end well.

  • @TinaReutin
    @TinaReutin Před 11 dny +4

    I had to cry / laugh at the ad paid for by Librarians against People against Librarians. Those librarians were awesome!

  • @natasha6752
    @natasha6752 Před 12 dny +3

    They won’t put him in jail for violating the gag order. 🤦‍♀️

    • @yvonnekeen1830
      @yvonnekeen1830 Před 4 dny

      Why doea he have to make a statement each day after court? too much of him!!

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před 12 dny +371

    "I am Trump, hear me whine."

  • @edwardrichardson7076
    @edwardrichardson7076 Před 12 dny +192

    Newt Gingrich lies and lies and lies.

    • @Tsimy876
      @Tsimy876 Před 12 dny

      Gingrich is directly and provably responsible for the beginning of the severe partisanship and the cold civil war this country now finds itself in. At least he is now largely irrelevant.

    • @Dee038
      @Dee038 Před 12 dny

      He’s the Enemy of the State

    • @ritatownsend7408
      @ritatownsend7408 Před 12 dny +12

      He does. I honestly thought he had died. Imagine my horror when this jack*** came back on the scene.

    • @Collageartist69
      @Collageartist69 Před 12 dny +7

      Who would name a child, Newt? The name suits him.

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn Před 12 dny +3

      With impunity!

  • @jeffreym.8957
    @jeffreym.8957 Před 12 dny +4

    The Library bit was funny - but very, very sad. The USA has lost her way.
    Putting two sentences together? Comedy Gold.

  • @snazzybean
    @snazzybean Před 12 dny +18

    That librarian bit needs to be a campaign ad.

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 10 dny +1

      *BREAKING NEWS*
      The Trump Presidential Library has burned down. Tragically, the fire consumed both books, and Trump hadn't even finished coloring the second one.
      _(With apologies to Gore Vidal.)_

    • @snazzybean
      @snazzybean Před 9 dny +1

      @@paradisepipeco 🤣🤣🤣

    • @paradisepipeco
      @paradisepipeco Před 9 dny +1

      @@snazzybean Ever since Trump found out that a vegetarian eats vegetables, he won't go near a humanitarian. And when he needed a password eight characters long, Trump picked: _"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"._

  • @susiesaalwaechter3947
    @susiesaalwaechter3947 Před 12 dny +939

    Remember, that book bans occur at the local level. This is why it's absolutely critical that we all vote in every single election no matter how small. These local governments must be flipped Blue to prevent losing these freedoms.

    • @kconway2263
      @kconway2263 Před 12 dny

      And research your nonpartisan candidates. If you dig, you can usually suss out what they are. Nonpartisan races seem a bit like a way to pull something over on us since most don’t have or take the time to do their homework.

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 Před 12 dny

      Try living in a Trump community that no longer votes for local Democrats. Then add in voter intimidation.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Před 12 dny +41

      start small elections and go big, and do all in between!

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 Před 12 dny +72

      "Where they burn books, they will, in the end, burn people."

    • @jmac5937
      @jmac5937 Před 12 dny

      Polls suggest there's no way that's happening. Trump will win in 2024....hence these meaningless trials from the deep state.

  • @Danin4985
    @Danin4985 Před 12 dny +312

    If the courtroom is cold, imagine what a 8x8 cell would feel like.

    • @lynnestamey7272
      @lynnestamey7272 Před 12 dny +14

      Yes, he's going to go crazy. It's not going to take too long. I'd say a week max. It will be good for him, build some character, so to speak!

    • @mfcabrini
      @mfcabrini Před 12 dny +6

      Unless the cell is in TX with no A/C. A body cooks at 134 degrees F.

    • @Chiungalla79
      @Chiungalla79 Před 12 dny +1

      ​@@lynnestamey7272
      He IS crazy.

    • @Mantarr1
      @Mantarr1 Před 12 dny

      He won't be cold with Bubba cuddling up to him

  • @jon87583
    @jon87583 Před 10 dny +2

    How can we run the librarian commercial on Fox - CNN - MSNBC - Network News?

  • @nicolerobinson8787
    @nicolerobinson8787 Před 10 dny +4

    As a librarian, I approve of the librarians' message!

  • @citiboikidd6372
    @citiboikidd6372 Před 12 dny +602

    I can NEVER understand how anyone can support a candidate who spews nicknames like a 5th grader 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

    • @kcufelgoog3225
      @kcufelgoog3225 Před 12 dny +74

      People with 3rd grade minds support him

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh Před 12 dny +44

      And too lazy to come up with new ones like he used to. "Crooked Hillary" and now "Crooked Joe"? So embarrassing.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před 12 dny +11

      One of many obvious KO criteria 🤷‍♂️

    • @Bugplanet8840
      @Bugplanet8840 Před 12 dny +27

      People who lost a game of (are you smarter than a fifth Grader with your host Jeff Foxworthy!)

    • @amandainsa1048
      @amandainsa1048 Před 12 dny +59

      I work with 5th graders. They are MUCH more intelligent and mature than Trump. They are also very kind. Honestly, not one of them has ever behaved that way. (Not when I'm around, anyway.)

  • @canpin
    @canpin Před 12 dny +158

    Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

    • @johnmcdonald8885
      @johnmcdonald8885 Před 4 hodinami

      Lock him up? That’s your best bet at getting Biden re elected is to lock up his only competitor. That’s pretty damn sad.

  • @catherinenorko7005
    @catherinenorko7005 Před 10 dny +3

    Thank you for that shout out to librarians!!!! ❤ We are seriously not the enemy.

  • @brettr64
    @brettr64 Před 12 dny +4

    How come NO other president has had these issues?

  • @cculler52
    @cculler52 Před 12 dny +4

    Loved the library public service announcement

  • @bobleroy1924
    @bobleroy1924 Před 12 dny +445

    Trump is so far from a religious father figure

    • @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.
      @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty. Před 12 dny +15

      He kissed the daughter on the lips

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik Před 12 dny +24

      He said he would be dating his daughter if he wasn't related. ​@@KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před 12 dny +10

      @wgooetrik
      That he thinks she'd date him is peak delusion.

    • @HansDelbruck53
      @HansDelbruck53 Před 12 dny +10

      Not a father figure, but he has often been called a mother......

    • @debraderoos5225
      @debraderoos5225 Před 12 dny

      not according to the white nationalist evangelical Christians , who think Jesus is for white people

  • @bcatblues725
    @bcatblues725 Před 12 dny +109

    😂. Absolutely love you Jimmy Kimmel. You’re tearing him a new one and it’s great. 👍💙

  • @evermoreart
    @evermoreart Před 11 dny +9

    As a lifetime patron of the Chicago Public Library, I swear I never knew the re-shelf cart was for us to put books on. I thought it was for Librarians who were in the middle of reshelving books. I didn't even know I could take a book off of that cart! I now mostly use CPL online and Hoopla and Overdrive.📚+⌨️=🥰 Shout out to the Harold Washington Library and the Winter Room! 📖🌿❄️

  • @Lesterluwu
    @Lesterluwu Před 12 dny +3

    Thank you Jimmy for the fabulous piece by Librarians. More power to them.

  • @wmsonrn08
    @wmsonrn08 Před 12 dny +238

    "Two prison sentences together"
    Chefs kiss.

    • @samuelmarquez3757
      @samuelmarquez3757 Před 12 dny +10

      It was savage and beautiful at once 😢

    • @lilianevanbel3123
      @lilianevanbel3123 Před 12 dny +6

      Indeed!❤

    • @LizMason-girvan
      @LizMason-girvan Před 12 dny +1

      ​@@samuelmarquez3757a bit like "Gettysburg, Wow" - DJT, April 2024.

    • @macred
      @macred Před 12 dny +1

      😂🤣😂😅

    • @Tsimy876
      @Tsimy876 Před 12 dny +4

      Well, it IS past his jail time, after all. Two Kimmel Klassics! Lol

  • @therealjetlag
    @therealjetlag Před 12 dny +289

    I'm getting mighty tired of "The Party of Personal Responsibility" telling me that personal responsibility doesn't apply to them.

    • @RoadCaptainEntertain
      @RoadCaptainEntertain Před 12 dny +14

      They expect everyone else to live up to the highest moral and ethical standards.
      Standards which they themselves cannot achieve.

    • @Luked0g440
      @Luked0g440 Před 12 dny

      Say hello to hypocrisy. Welcome to Republican America.

    • @Surge1077
      @Surge1077 Před 12 dny +20

      Their mantra: Rules for Thee, but not for Me!

    • @mamiemartinson4649
      @mamiemartinson4649 Před 12 dny +4

      White Rights for Rich People Only is the working title of tRUMP's new book, WR4RPO for short.

    • @merriebrown4089
      @merriebrown4089 Před 12 dny +1

      ... and don't forget the party of family values 😂😂😂😂

  • @NiteMoves2010
    @NiteMoves2010 Před 10 dny +3

    When I was last in a court room during a trial, we were not allowed to be using our phones. Bailiff informed us before the Judge came in. Phone/texting etc should not be allowed in the court.

  • @michaeloflynn8548
    @michaeloflynn8548 Před 11 dny +5

    Bring on two prison sentences….accountability suggests 4 or more

  • @Sandi-ke9mi
    @Sandi-ke9mi Před 12 dny +243

    I live in a retirement community and I am one of the youngest ones here. A lot of older people can be real jerks. President Biden is not one of them and I love that about him.
    Mr trump and his maggots are.
    I love librarians. 💙🇺🇸

    • @lovelyskull3483
      @lovelyskull3483 Před 12 dny +8

      This post says so much about you and I like it. You sound wonderful.

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi Před 12 dny +6

      @@lovelyskull3483 You made my day❣️ I would read books with you any day and we can talk about our favorite librarians. 🥰💕💙🇺🇸

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Před 12 dny +7

      they can shush me anytime

    • @Sandi-ke9mi
      @Sandi-ke9mi Před 12 dny +2

      @@chiguireespacialespecial Maxine, the librarian in my home town, was the best shusher ever. We loved her so much. We would do anything she said. 🥰😉🙌🏻🤫🤐💕

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 Před 12 dny +1

      I'm one of the oldest, and the residents here hate Trump. We've all told our kids, vote for Biden or I move in with you when I have my SSI cut and Medicare eliminated by Repubs.

  • @Jamie_D
    @Jamie_D Před 12 dny +155

    It would be so hilarious if 1 day no reporters showed up for his scheduled lies (speech) after each day , or only CNN 🤣

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 Před 12 dny +21

      I keep hoping. They'd also save money because they can just replay any clip from any other day and no-one would notice, it's always the same suit and words 😂😂

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 Před 12 dny +7

      That would be great!

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Před 12 dny +15

      I hate that he gets so much airtime

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 12 dny +4

      That would be great! Love his little cage playpen though. Maybe they should leave a bottle and blankie in there?

    • @ColorMeConfused29
      @ColorMeConfused29 Před 12 dny +5

      I want to know why he gets to have a mini press conference every day in the lobby of the court building. It's COURT, not Trump Tower.

  • @DanieltheTruebadour
    @DanieltheTruebadour Před 11 dny +3

    The Librarians sketch was effin' brilliant!

  • @eclectickimmer
    @eclectickimmer Před 11 dny +1

    Get 'em, Jimmy.
    Lock him up!
    Lock him up!
    Lock him up!

  • @allandalegibson1194
    @allandalegibson1194 Před 12 dny +90

    Injecting disinfectant line never gets old.

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 Před 12 dny +6

      Happy bleach day America.

  • @hayleyferguson3346
    @hayleyferguson3346 Před 12 dny +116

    Let's all send tiny mittens to the courthouse 😄😄😄

  • @TrumpsFeverDream
    @TrumpsFeverDream Před 12 dny +3

    12:36 Librarian segment is amazing

  • @amyseymour1183
    @amyseymour1183 Před 12 dny +2

    Hilarious line…putting two sentences together…love your humor Jimmy!!

  • @housequakeb6866
    @housequakeb6866 Před 12 dny +253

    Lock him up

    • @n_mckean
      @n_mckean Před 12 dny +2

      You sound as bad as Trump. How about trial and conviction first.... democracy.

    • @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.
      @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty. Před 12 dny +5

      @@n_mckean nope.

    • @vsznry
      @vsznry Před 12 dny +3

      @@n_mckean christian nationalism isnt protected.

    • @n_mckean
      @n_mckean Před 12 dny

      When America lets the government lock people up without due process, imagine just what Republicans will do with that. No thanks.

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik Před 12 dny

      ​@@maybeisalwaysgoodYou're

  • @fakemanburger
    @fakemanburger Před 12 dny +202

    trump just doesnt know when not to speak

    • @NadynemAlamo
      @NadynemAlamo Před 12 dny +8

      And when they tell him to, he has no idea what he's talking about!

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 Před 12 dny +4

      He never knows.

    • @sandyd3686
      @sandyd3686 Před 12 dny +5

      INCAPABLE 😁😮

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 Před 12 dny +4

      I was going to say, "Or when not to lie," but then I realized that for him, the two are the same thing.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Před 12 dny +1

      you have been rolling times people of the year magazine all wrong

  • @ramonar6180
    @ramonar6180 Před 11 dny +2

    Thumb's up for librarians❣️👍

  • @gstark32
    @gstark32 Před 12 dny +1

    I'm not a librarian. I support this ad, and hope that ABC supports it too. So please add this add to couple of episodes. Thank you for reminding us all👍👍👍🙂

  • @TheI3lacky
    @TheI3lacky Před 12 dny +79

    As a European i dont know if its scary or sad that the Republican Party has only this Clown to offer... whats wrong with America?

  • @MaitriNancyLivingCoCreatively

    Poor baby. Lock him up. Pecker just as bad. Keep at it Jimmy.💙

    • @MichealHallowell
      @MichealHallowell Před 12 dny +1

      I respect Pecker immensely for standing up against Trump. Too few people do.

  • @TheDottiep
    @TheDottiep Před 11 dny +2

    I'm a librarian and that was awesome. Thank you!

  • @jorgecollado6948
    @jorgecollado6948 Před 12 dny +162

    Blue wave! Vote blue!

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider7948 Před 12 dny +110

    "You're about to put two prison sentences together " That's hilarious 😅😅😅

  • @user-vz6yr9ry4u
    @user-vz6yr9ry4u Před 12 dny +2

    Wow honey you can keep it up.😅 I love your massive coverage of this trial outside the court house. You make my brain and heart happy.

  • @michaelkirk9870
    @michaelkirk9870 Před 12 dny +3

    Excellent. As always, Jimmy hitting it out of the park … again!

  • @brendam780
    @brendam780 Před 12 dny +360

    It is hilarious watching trump walking around with his picture book that his staff made for him.

    • @Blakblooded
      @Blakblooded Před 12 dny +34

      I wonder if the woman that made the picture book hangs out with the guy who walked behind trump on the golf course showing him nice tweets and news articles about him?

    • @dianevohwinkel2927
      @dianevohwinkel2927 Před 12 dny +13

      Haaaahaaaa! A picture book

    • @s.d.c5513
      @s.d.c5513 Před 12 dny +19

      It's still a better bedside book for his cell than his beloved first edition collection of Hitlers speeches... 🤷‍♂️

    • @honesttruth8064
      @honesttruth8064 Před 12 dny +8

      You know .. when rich and stupidity rules.... U can do whatever you want!?!?!!!!!!!!! Insanity.

    • @brendam780
      @brendam780 Před 12 dny +3

      @@Blakblooded hahahaha

  • @Blackbird_Singing_in_the-Night

    “You’re about to put two prison sentences together!” ~Jimmy Kimmel
    You’re killing me🤣

    • @AUTOPSY666
      @AUTOPSY666 Před 12 dny +1

      3:44

    • @concordep2504
      @concordep2504 Před 12 dny +1

      😅😅😅😅😅🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 Jimmy can really cheer me up everyday with his teasing of Trump alone, you know it’s getting under Trumps skin.

  • @budroberts5929
    @budroberts5929 Před 11 dny +2

    Thumbs up for librarians nationwide. I will trust any librarian with my grandchildren, any public librarian in North America, any public school librarian in North America and Western and Northern Europe. I will not stand for any censorship.

  • @mollybeebee
    @mollybeebee Před 10 dny +1

    The librarian clip genuinely made me cry

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 12 dny +101

    They aren't swarming to the trial because they've learned their lesson from Jan 6.
    Not the lesson we want them to learn, though.
    What they've learned is not to put themselves on camera. They are still scheming, planning, and actively setting their plans in motion. They've just learned not to mindlessly advertise it, because they know every face on video will be filed for later use when they try to take over again. Reddit and the message boards are full of threads explaining the long term strategy.
    Don't get complacent.

    • @sue7734
      @sue7734 Před 12 dny +15

      Forward the Reddit posts to the FBI and DHS.

    • @geoffgunn9673
      @geoffgunn9673 Před 12 dny +4

      Given the law of averages, you should at least have a percentage of them there, unless the few dozen are the percentage and their numbers are that low?

    • @outtakontroll3334
      @outtakontroll3334 Před 12 dny +5

      they always have been, message. just trump has brought them out from under their rocks

    • @candywilson6908
      @candywilson6908 Před 12 dny +7

      I read two more J6ers were sentenced to two and three year jail sentences today.

    • @Darknamja
      @Darknamja Před 12 dny +6

      Most of his supporters are working class and still have to pay the bills by going to work and don't have time to loiter in front of the courthouse. 🤨

  • @sonsaraeronnow4404
    @sonsaraeronnow4404 Před 12 dny +263

    We live in Florida and are proudly voting for BIDEN HARRIS 🎉

  • @CaptPeon
    @CaptPeon Před 11 dny +1

    That phone book set has been waiting 20 years for its time to shine. Well done, phone book. Well done. 👏

  • @go2cloudbase
    @go2cloudbase Před 11 dny +2

    The writing is just genius.

  • @luisaraujo4708
    @luisaraujo4708 Před 12 dny +469

    With Trump’s penchant for disrespecting everyone involved in his legal cases, how has he not been found in contempt of court? HOW??

    • @BairMendoza
      @BairMendoza Před 12 dny +8

      Really? 😂

    • @nevillehoward8736
      @nevillehoward8736 Před 12 dny +23

      Because Trump will use that as fuel. So Contempt punishment is being held back.

    • @VaushFan
      @VaushFan Před 12 dny +30

      2 tier justice system. He has committed every crime and every sin and has never been in a jail cell yet

    • @JohnWinchester3567
      @JohnWinchester3567 Před 12 dny

      Legal cases? How about anyone he's ever met.

    • @lprofessor9948
      @lprofessor9948 Před 12 dny +10

      The judge feels sorry for us.. the judge is trying to keep peace.. who knows what plans trump has in the works with people who are not well.

  • @user-yu2zx4cg8h
    @user-yu2zx4cg8h Před 12 dny +163

    Civil Rights workers? Are you kidding! Good grief!🙄

    • @generalputnam2990
      @generalputnam2990 Před 12 dny +12

      Gingrich was so awful he was drummed out of his own party.

    • @thaliahall4599
      @thaliahall4599 Před 12 dny +13

      Gingrich was always a creep, even too creepy for his own Party, similar to Trump😯

    • @rochellestarr9538
      @rochellestarr9538 Před 12 dny +4

      He couldnt get the rights from the KLAN to autograph white hoods

  • @Avalanche_Mudder04
    @Avalanche_Mudder04 Před 11 dny +7

    There was a missed opportunity to tie in Fahrenheit 451 to that librarian skit.

  • @jadepaulsen8456
    @jadepaulsen8456 Před 11 dny +2

    The pi of trump is perfect. Looks like he was caught CRYING. Beautiful.

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 Před 12 dny +245

    I prefer my presidents who don’t violate their gag order just to get another and another one which only leads to more crying about pointless stuff

    • @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty.
      @KyleRittenhouseIsGuilty. Před 12 dny +11

      He will be in jail with dereck chauvin

    • @jamessimpson5634
      @jamessimpson5634 Před 12 dny +13

      He will never run out of funds as long as thousands of stupid people keep sending him money. I doubt he’s paid a penny of his own money for any of this. If he has a special gift, it’s taking money from suckers and using it for his own benefit.

    • @emiilyjaane7
      @emiilyjaane7 Před 12 dny +8

      He's never had money, He's been broke if you think about it 😂 it was all loans and other people's money, Never his own. Starting with his dad's 😂

    • @MichealHallowell
      @MichealHallowell Před 12 dny

      @@jamessimpson5634 Donald has never been anything more than a grifter. Basically the Pinnacle of what the Republican party always was; they just adapted to his strats and never looked back.

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 Před 12 dny +1

      Personally, I like my Presidents to never need gag orders in the first place.

  • @14LP2
    @14LP2 Před 12 dny +181

    How about 3 prison sentences?!

  • @TraderRobin
    @TraderRobin Před 12 dny +6

    I've been going to libraries for decades, and NOBODY had ever explained to me what a "Re-shelf Cart" was....
    ......until now!!

  • @kristentindle3075
    @kristentindle3075 Před 11 dny +2

    I love you and your writers Jimmy Kimmel

  • @forgeustiss6667
    @forgeustiss6667 Před 12 dny +185

    I have a masters degree in library science. I am not a librarian but I love librarians. My favourite course was on censorship. Books and those who run libraries should be protected by the First Amendment.
    Those who are the accused in a criminal trial, who are harassing and intimidating witnesses, jurors and other judicial system participants, and getting their riot-happy lemmings to do the same, should not enjoy the same level of protected speech.
    Why is that so hard to understand?

  • @TheGringoViejo
    @TheGringoViejo Před 12 dny +242

    I loved your segment on Librarians. Much of my success in life I owe to librarians. I started a business to pay my way through college. The librarians aided me by directing me to trade journals and business planning for advertising and growth. I wound up growing the business and hiring 13 people to work for me. It was almost 50 years ago. I was paying my part times $10 per hour. I had zero turnover and was making a good living. I finished my degree, then got a second one. To all librarians "YOU ARE DEEPLY APPRECIATED"

    • @Celestial_Reach
      @Celestial_Reach Před 12 dny +13

      Ah, the opportunities we have. Amazing story, and great way to honor them.

    • @MarthaOprisko
      @MarthaOprisko Před 12 dny +4

      As a librarian, it warms my heart to read what you wrote, which is why Andrew Carnegie funded the building of so many libraries around the USA. His success was partially due to what he learned from information he found in a library.

  • @DayleneFolsom-zd5fo
    @DayleneFolsom-zd5fo Před 6 dny

    Thank you for your truths. This is not a roasting it is a real resume on the work history and an evaluation of endangerment of the people of America. Thank you. You are the best.🎉

  • @revkaelenelord
    @revkaelenelord Před 12 dny +1

    Keep it going Jimmy. He watches you for fuel to violating the gag order. Let him gag on that!

  • @kooale
    @kooale Před 12 dny +165

    Wow Kimmel & Co., twisting that knife for nearly ten consecutive minutes, keep up the lord’s work! Great piece on librarians! THANKS!

    • @galecoldwell-coldwellbanke5477
      @galecoldwell-coldwellbanke5477 Před 12 dny +9

      Trumpty Dumpty makes it SO easy to make fun of him.

    • @R3Marine
      @R3Marine Před 12 dny

      You watch these Court Jesters? 😂
      What a wasted life.

    • @brianfergus839
      @brianfergus839 Před 12 dny +2

      @@R3Marine ​​⁠ by contrast ignoring the video content and just coming to the comments section to troll is such a rewarding and positive life experience