Trump's Miserable in Court, Majority of Men Think He Respects Women & Deranged Governor Shoots Puppy

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  • čas přidán 28. 04. 2024
  • Trump’ has reportedly been miserable at his trial, he wished Melania Happy Birthday from outside the courtroom, he was in Miami to meet with his favorite punching bag Ron DeSantis, Eric made an appearance on Fox News to try and help his father out, Donald posted about RFK Jr. five different times over the weekend, boxer Ryan Garcia got an invite to Mar-a-Lago, the NFL Draft wrapped up and there were some excellent interview moments, South Dakota Governor and current Trump VP candidate Kristi Noem admitted to shooting her dog and several other farm animals, a majority of men think that Donald Trump respects women, and the monologue is interrupted by a young man in the audience who also respects women deeply.
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  • @GLHerzberg
    @GLHerzberg Před 21 dnem +464

    "New York Hates You" was just toooooo F'ing funny!

  • @moonmunster
    @moonmunster Před 21 dnem +795

    I can't believe that Noam shot a 13 month old German Wirehaired Pointer. Those are high energy dogs. She was just a bad owner and not just because of her politics. Of course that dog was going to go after chickens. It is a bird dog. Duh!

    • @Confucius_Says...
      @Confucius_Says... Před 21 dnem +50

      You, are too intelligent to be the Governor of South Dakota‼️😂

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 Před 21 dnem +69

      She could have called an animal shelter

    • @CharlotteStockton
      @CharlotteStockton Před 20 dny +51

      She needs to be jailed for animal abuse.

    • @katiecaddle209
      @katiecaddle209 Před 20 dny +9

      Its south Dakota she's the governor of.

    • @elisaa9981
      @elisaa9981 Před 20 dny +85

      If you have an untrained dog, you have no business letting it out from the car unleashed when you're visiting a neighbor's farm with free ranging chickens. How she could have committed that mistake, what with knowing how the dog responded to birds in the wild, and with her supposed experience from growing up on a farm, is beyond my comprehension.

  • @biondna7984
    @biondna7984 Před 20 dny +443

    I grew up on a ranch. We never shot an animal for misbehaving or smelling bad. We trained them, sold them, or cleaned them. Dear God what a narcissistic maniac.

  • @jenniferriske1328
    @jenniferriske1328 Před 20 dny +405

    That poor dog. She could have just surrendered it to an animal shelter or rescue.

    • @KAS6558
      @KAS6558 Před 20 dny +27

      we are talking about a republican. She would have never given the dog a break.

    • @flenzy
      @flenzy Před 20 dny +27

      The goat as well. If these animals hated her, they had good reason.

    • @jacquelineotto4148
      @jacquelineotto4148 Před 20 dny

      She thinks by killing that beautiful dog makes her to be more MAGA.

    • @francie5161
      @francie5161 Před 20 dny +16

      And 3 horses that had been in the family for 25 years.

    • @helenmcfarland2997
      @helenmcfarland2997 Před 20 dny +12

      In order to do that she would have to prove she had a humane bone in her body! NEVER HAPPEN!

  • @bartman64
    @bartman64 Před 21 dnem +481

    None of Noem’s staffers said anything because they were afraid they’d get dragged out to the gravel pit

    • @Confucius_Says...
      @Confucius_Says... Před 21 dnem +22

      😂😂😂

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 Před 21 dnem +28

      Her kids are probably scared to death of her.

    • @LunaShimmyDiva
      @LunaShimmyDiva Před 20 dny +26

      She single-handedly made “the gravel pit” new catch phrase for unsafe circumstances. That takes talent!

    • @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
      @iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606 Před 20 dny +17

      Makes you wonder what else is buried in that gravel pit😮

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Před 20 dny +8

      Can you imagine how her children would freak out if mom said let’s go to the gravel pit!

  • @princequestly2218
    @princequestly2218 Před 21 dnem +166

    I’m glad Noem was too stupid and insane to realize she probably shouldn’t tell people she kills puppies. When these people tell you who they are, believe them.

    • @zbaschtian
      @zbaschtian Před 20 dny +9

      What's even worse is that despite this there's still a small amount on internet trolls trying to defend her.

  • @TheErraticGardener
    @TheErraticGardener Před 20 dny +88

    Melania doesn’t take his calls, so he has to use the media…

  • @patrickdufresne8485
    @patrickdufresne8485 Před 20 dny +29

    Hating animals tells me everything I need to know about a person.

  • @markstevens1729
    @markstevens1729 Před 21 dnem +272

    Damn! That “NEW YORK HATES YOU!” chant was perfectly in time. Rare.

    • @amarbyrd2520
      @amarbyrd2520 Před 20 dny +36

      We practice so we're ready every time he shows up. My mom thinks Trump Tower should be converted to public housing 😊

    • @Lisa-pl6gv
      @Lisa-pl6gv Před 20 dny +13

      That. Is. Awesome.

    • @dwhitman3092
      @dwhitman3092 Před 20 dny +5

      ​@@amarbyrd2520 😂👍

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 20 dny +2

      Well, it is only one more syllable than "Let's go Mets!" They've got lots of practice.

    • @joyceevans7734
      @joyceevans7734 Před 20 dny +5

      @@amarbyrd2520they should house the migrants that DeSantis bused to New York in Trump Tower for Free 😅

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ Před 21 dnem +903

    If Noem treats her pets like this what is she doing to her Children.. ?

    • @paddyholly2184
      @paddyholly2184 Před 21 dnem +15

      But she Trusts Her Teeth to California haha.

    • @darrellwallick3269
      @darrellwallick3269 Před 21 dnem +49

      Oh Dear God, Does She have Children??😮😢😮😢

    • @alysiareid6659
      @alysiareid6659 Před 21 dnem

      ​@@paddyholly2184Texas

    • @alank1220
      @alank1220 Před 21 dnem +47

      "if you don't make valedictorian .... Well, I won't say, just remember what happened to Cricket"

    • @perkasami6305
      @perkasami6305 Před 21 dnem +18

      ​@@paddyholly2184She went to Texas for her teeth

  • @lizl6514
    @lizl6514 Před 20 dny +93

    Ahhh RIP Cricket 😢. I lived on a farm - this is not how animals are treated.

    • @buddhacat422
      @buddhacat422 Před 20 dny +3

      Totally agree!

    • @LFetterman7903
      @LFetterman7903 Před 20 dny

      Perhaps that’s how things were done on the farm…A HUNDRED YEARS AGO! In 2024?! ABSOLUTELY NOT! This woman is a PSYCHOPATH!

    • @mayatara1980
      @mayatara1980 Před 5 dny

      So I suppose they all live their full lives until they die of old age?

  • @susansellars3869
    @susansellars3869 Před 20 dny +121

    No wonder Melania sleeps in her own room! I don't blame her!

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 Před 21 dnem +765

    Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

  • @Brook11223
    @Brook11223 Před 21 dnem +571

    Biden's statement with his opponent being a six year old is just hilarious.

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 Před 21 dnem +50

      President Biden shouldn't offend six year olds by comparing them to trump!! 🤣🤣

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 Před 21 dnem +26

      He's more like a 3 year old spoiled brat!

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Před 21 dnem +3

      Let's be honest. His description was honest n right in a way my good n confused granddad talks

    • @loookaroundyou
      @loookaroundyou Před 21 dnem +8

      ​@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313Sorry for your feelings

    • @tyronevaldez-kruger5313
      @tyronevaldez-kruger5313 Před 21 dnem +4

      @@loookaroundyou it's an analysis with no regard for feelings. I'm balanced as Snoop in a music video

  • @mattmower6370
    @mattmower6370 Před 20 dny +82

    Training a dog to hunt birds, and then getting upset that it....hunted some birds, and then determining a 13 month old puppy is "untrainable" so ENDING ITS LIFE is disney villain level behavior!

    • @stevejette2329
      @stevejette2329 Před 19 dny

      matt - Cruella Deville ? Dalmation hater.

    • @Torrey33327
      @Torrey33327 Před 18 dny +2

      ​@@stevejette2329 Cruella loved Dalmations...made into coats.

  • @jarretheller2244
    @jarretheller2244 Před 20 dny +47

    "New York Hates You!"

  • @jljl5449
    @jljl5449 Před 20 dny +430

    Wow, just wow. She's not just the type of person who shoots a puppy, but the kind of person who thinks it's everyone will think nothing of it. She's mental

    • @karenseeley6174
      @karenseeley6174 Před 20 dny +40

      She actually thought that the story would endear people to her!

    • @annjohnson8437
      @annjohnson8437 Před 20 dny +29

      She murdered a pet goat as well. She is a psychopath! ❤

    • @joedaniels1597
      @joedaniels1597 Před 20 dny +9

      ​@karenseel ey6174 she resonated with the people she was trying to reach. The people in her state must be very proud of her.

    • @patientzero5685
      @patientzero5685 Před 20 dny +2

      @@joedaniels1597many city people would be shocked at how differently country people love their animals

    • @texasrefugee7888
      @texasrefugee7888 Před 20 dny +10

      ​@@patientzero5685"love"?

  • @jrey9484
    @jrey9484 Před 20 dny +68

    The kid with the jackets is an everyday guy, I hope he stays humble mom should be proud

    • @marysaum2213
      @marysaum2213 Před 20 dny +10

      He's cute ❤

    • @designbyplum
      @designbyplum Před 20 dny +4

      Yesss!

    • @amandainsa1048
      @amandainsa1048 Před 20 dny +14

      He's absolutely right, IMO. I just bought a really nice coat and 2 hoodies. 60% off!

    • @VaveeDances
      @VaveeDances Před 16 dny +6

      I thought it was super sweet…telling the world how his mom taught him to be a smart shopper ❤

  • @dannyleo4791
    @dannyleo4791 Před 20 dny +70

    There is something very wrong with that guy Ryan Garcia. He needs help

    • @buddhacat422
      @buddhacat422 Před 20 dny +7

      The tatoo ink has gone to his brain...

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 20 dny +3

      You don't say haha 😂

  • @baxtronx5972
    @baxtronx5972 Před 20 dny +267

    My dog took around 2 years to fully train. He lived to 15 years old. He was the best dog.

    • @mykingdomforak9
      @mykingdomforak9 Před 20 dny +17

      💝.
      Patience, and Love 🥰,
      (with many treats always on-hand☺️). 💞
      🐾

    • @Sirtuner
      @Sirtuner Před 20 dny +14

      And it take constNt training...not just when you feel like it.

    • @mykingdomforak9
      @mykingdomforak9 Před 20 dny +4

      ​@@Sirtuner
      Important to train when they feel their best 😊, therefore,
      only when they feel up to it,
      and never overwhelm them.
      Allow dogs to be themselves. 💕
      🐾. Tamar Geller has excellent books
      regarding how to train them, humanely. 🥰

    • @MsMars.
      @MsMars. Před 20 dny +3

      Kristi Noem could have easily called dog whisperer, Cesar Milan. He would have jumped at the chance to film an episode or two of training her on how to correctly behave with her dog.

    • @dsddala467
      @dsddala467 Před 19 dny +4

      Yep, we got our rescue doggie, Roxanne when she was around 2, and she was not house trained. It literally took 2 weeks with lots of positive affirmation when she would do her business outside, and put outside the minute she messed in the house with the bag or rags used to clean up her mess. Never mean, never scolding. She got it. I adopted another rescue, Junebug who was 8 and never house trained. Oh, man, it took a year. That old adage about not being able to teach an old dog a new trick...it's was rough, but we did it. My point is at 14 months, I could teach that dog to do anything. Noem is stupid and lazy and cruel. She should be banned from ever having a dog again.

  • @annelousteau9799
    @annelousteau9799 Před 21 dnem +151

    New York hates him! 😂😅😂❤

  • @filipeventura2729
    @filipeventura2729 Před 20 dny +38

    In Portugal where im from and live the "lady" who shot the dog would go to jail for that.

    • @ednaking956
      @ednaking956 Před 19 dny

      Our justice system is a joke here in the states. They make it up as they go. And don't get me started on women's NO-Rights. So dangerous for women here!!! 🤬

    • @cactustree505
      @cactustree505 Před 18 dny +2

      Can we send her to Portugal and then put her on the Do Not Fly list?

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Před 16 dny +1

      EVERYONE "needs" to visit Portugal nowadays; LET US "fund" Christi Noams' "ADVENTURE"!

  • @amie6085
    @amie6085 Před 20 dny +31

    When you have to put an animal down, you do it with compassion -- not in a fit of rage. Noem displayed a rage reaction which reflects lack of self-control -- not toughness.

  • @ernestchacon4928
    @ernestchacon4928 Před 21 dnem +1248

    PETA should go after Noem for her own admission of her cruelty of animals..., WTF ???

    • @rachelolson5488
      @rachelolson5488 Před 21 dnem +92

      I want to hear from the "responsible breeders " and the AKC, I'M WAITING.

    • @user-yu2zx4cg8h
      @user-yu2zx4cg8h Před 21 dnem +29

      Yes!

    • @tylerkochman1007
      @tylerkochman1007 Před 21 dnem +61

      PETA’s not a government agency. The worst they can do is run ads and protest her

    • @bobthrepeeoh
      @bobthrepeeoh Před 21 dnem

      PETA steals pets and livestock from people's yards. Being a member should land you in prison for being a member of a crime ring.

    • @sdsmt99
      @sdsmt99 Před 21 dnem +12

      Those Peta arrest warrants...man, be better...WTF???

  • @jj-hawk
    @jj-hawk Před 21 dnem +690

    Noem is absolutely vile

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 Před 20 dny

      Fun fact. She is banned from 17% of her own state. Seems like she has issues with Native Americans.

    • @teresajohansen2589
      @teresajohansen2589 Před 20 dny +19

      Her big lips and killing her dog is sickening

    • @y0nd3r
      @y0nd3r Před 20 dny +8

      Noem Going Back

    • @howardlashbrook8500
      @howardlashbrook8500 Před 20 dny

      Would you expect anything else from the Maga cult?

    • @stevejette2329
      @stevejette2329 Před 19 dny

      jj - LOTS of animals are killed every day. Some for food, some for unwanted. Around the world, many people use dogs for food. (I have seen dogs eaten).
      But the real Noem problem is her inability to know how this would be received. Politicians are so often out of touch with the citizens.

  • @gabs4692
    @gabs4692 Před 20 dny +21

    If you can't be patient with animals you should not have any.

  • @bostonterry7460
    @bostonterry7460 Před 20 dny +17

    Unbelievable! What a horrible human being 🤬

  • @Agent_Metapod
    @Agent_Metapod Před 21 dnem +226

    WILLINGLY admitting to killing your own dog as a "life moment" is CRAZYYY WACKO !

    • @DexPlaysBad
      @DexPlaysBad Před 20 dny +4

      Right like she could have EASILY found it a home where someone else would better know how to handle and train him and love him

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12 Před 21 dnem +125

    "New York Hates You!"🤣🤣🤣

  • @vickien4524
    @vickien4524 Před 20 dny +14

    Her best birthday present was him not being with her. She was beyond happy I’m sure.

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor Před 20 dny +192

    That man is incapable of respecting anyone.

    • @lukedeluxe
      @lukedeluxe Před 20 dny +15

      Temper Tan Trump

    • @elainstill1671
      @elainstill1671 Před 20 dny

      Anyone (male or female) who votes for Donald doesn't respect women or themselves.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 20 dny +8

      I mean look how he lives, he doesn't even respect himself.

    • @audiogeneral
      @audiogeneral Před 19 dny

      Kim Jong Un is hurt.

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 Před 21 dnem +281

    Signs of a sociopath
    • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory.
    • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority.
    • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong.
    • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy.
    • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner.
    • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt.
    • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

    • @gotyoubythezipper
      @gotyoubythezipper Před 21 dnem +23

      Exactly.....

    • @jokendrick2124
      @jokendrick2124 Před 21 dnem +33

      Donald Tootie Trump fits the criteria. Not surprised.

    • @shesaknitter
      @shesaknitter Před 21 dnem +22

      Noem should put all of that on her resume...spelling it out, so to speak. Maybe she has in that book. What an awful, awful person.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Před 20 dny +1

      Newman!

    • @ramachandra7729
      @ramachandra7729 Před 20 dny

      Another sign of a sociopath: ignoring the ongoing genocide completely and never referring to it like a coward. F ABC! Free Palestine!

  • @outtakontroll3334
    @outtakontroll3334 Před 21 dnem +306

    where the hell do they get these men who think trump respects women? not here.

    • @badpiggies988
      @badpiggies988 Před 20 dny

      Those “polls” are a joke, at this point you deserve to be lied to if you’re still taking them seriously

    • @TooSlowTube
      @TooSlowTube Před 20 dny +25

      It was another poll of people with landlines who answer calls from strangers. Almost no one under 40 has a landline... apparently.

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 20 dny +10

      ​@@TooSlowTube Lol, I'm older and still don't have a landine. Who are these people? My dad who's 84 still don't have a landline.

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 Před 20 dny +1

      It's simple: compare him to Brandon... Mr. "My daughter is scared to take a shower, when I'm in da house"

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 20 dny +15

      @@martinfiedler4317 Is that why she is sticking up for her dad? Because it never happened.

  • @dlghenderson2837
    @dlghenderson2837 Před 20 dny +75

    Jimmy you are helping me stay sane throughout all of this idiotic presidential campaign and beyond.

  • @gritskennedy5007
    @gritskennedy5007 Před 20 dny +28

    This woman gocernor of south dakota should go to jail for killing animals.

  • @juliereyes2313
    @juliereyes2313 Před 21 dnem +1092

    She needs to be arrested for cruelty to animals.

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 Před 21 dnem +85

      She could have given the dog to an animal shelter.

    • @garcia4835
      @garcia4835 Před 20 dny +49

      @@ln8116or to another home 😢

    • @c.guydubois8270
      @c.guydubois8270 Před 20 dny +34

      Some training? Perhaps A wee bit of responsible control/ownership...

    • @meganbyrne2138
      @meganbyrne2138 Před 20 dny +48

      @@c.guydubois8270she’s untrainable. And by “she” I mean Kristi Noem

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 Před 20 dny +15

      @@c.guydubois8270 she probably tried to train the puppy herself, you know how a governor salary doesn't pay for a dog trainer these days...

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 Před 21 dnem +272

    To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt:
    "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."

    • @Nothingbutlovehere369
      @Nothingbutlovehere369 Před 21 dnem +9

    • @robinsansing2642
      @robinsansing2642 Před 21 dnem +38

      Could you forward to the Supreme Court Judges, they don't seem to have a clue about these great words!

    • @Tigerlily1950
      @Tigerlily1950 Před 21 dnem +24

      Where are politicians of such integrity today. We are at a loss for it

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před 21 dnem +14

      Which is why the public has suffered from Trump's endless stalling and delaying tactics, when anyone else doing the same stuff would have long been in jail by now. Democracy demands swift justice.

    • @lesleyjohnson8488
      @lesleyjohnson8488 Před 21 dnem

      And ironically, and in spite of how much I still admire him, he is partially responsible for the Republican Party as it is today. His Bull Moose party stripped the Republicans of their progressive faction in a contest with William Howard Taft for the conservative vote. Now it bears only a ghostly resemblance to the party of Lincoln. 😢

  • @richyp64
    @richyp64 Před 21 dnem +285

    Hey Jimmy, I've actually experienced these red hats first hand and the trauma they cause. They drive around the community with those big American flags waving off the back of their cars and it's absolutely terrifying to experience. Vote blue as if your life depends on it. 💙💙

  • @nic8277
    @nic8277 Před 20 dny +21

    She needs to go to jail. That was a puppy. It needed time and love .. not a bullet and a gravel pit.. it’s indecent.. and people voted for her. Republicans said nothing all week about this

    • @flenzy
      @flenzy Před 18 dny +3

      Because they approve of this behavior. This is why I am not a Republican.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 Před 17 dny +1

      Some of them (in youtube comments) said, "If an animal goes after livestock, it has to be put down, that's the law". Others said "we've all done it". Puke.

  • @janiceconnett3192
    @janiceconnett3192 Před 20 dny +28

    DOGs will act out their owner's own emotions....this really says a lot about Noem

  • @dmercury292
    @dmercury292 Před 21 dnem +526

    Noem is a disgrace! I do hope Chump still picks her as his running mate. 🍿

    • @YouTubetail
      @YouTubetail Před 21 dnem +7

      Hi Mr jimmy best 👍🏼

    • @user-eq9su6bk2n
      @user-eq9su6bk2n Před 21 dnem +18

      More than a disgrace

    • @2300enduserperson1
      @2300enduserperson1 Před 21 dnem +43

      Kristi Noem: portrait of a serial killer.

    • @taytk8005
      @taytk8005 Před 21 dnem +22

      If Legally Possible, Noem Should Be Charged For Her Murderous Acts Against Her Pets. Pets' Life & Love Matters.

    • @people744
      @people744 Před 21 dnem +1

      You need the entire story about the dog. Also,this was 20 years ago. Yes I love animals and have always had dogs

  • @amann2547
    @amann2547 Před 20 dny +960

    Kristi Noem has also been banned by multiple Native American tribes *in her own state* from their land. She can't visit almost 20% of the land in the state.

    • @V3x0r
      @V3x0r Před 20 dny +58

      I bet her staffers are afraid of being put down.

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 Před 20 dny +69

      That's still 80% too much.

    • @TheOfficialTarynTots
      @TheOfficialTarynTots Před 20 dny +22

      That's good to know. I'm glad to hear that.

    • @frankrizzuto5948
      @frankrizzuto5948 Před 20 dny +29

      I did not know that, but I agree with @TheOfficialTarynTots: that IS good to know. Another teachable moment from Native Americans.

    • @novafamily8430
      @novafamily8430 Před 20 dny +1

      HA!

  • @vala1277
    @vala1277 Před 20 dny +35

    You never do your own euthanasia because it might not work. What is wrong with that woman? Veterinarians do visit farms. She needs to go to prison. Poor Cricket

  • @Mark2sCar310
    @Mark2sCar310 Před 20 dny +18

    Noem’s book should NOT be published and she should be jailed for animal abuse

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Před 16 dny

      Noem's "book" WILL BE PUBLISHED! Noem WILL NOT be prosecuted for "ANIMAL ABUSE"! Noem WILL "rise" to the TOP of "Republican superiority"! SH-T ALWAYS FLOATS!

  • @breal7277
    @breal7277 Před 21 dnem +95

    "New York hates you!!!" I wouldn't expect anything less from those New Yorkers. 🤣

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 Před 21 dnem +12

      I ❤ New Yorkers.

    • @amarbyrd2520
      @amarbyrd2520 Před 20 dny +1

      That's what we say every time he comes back

  • @rickcooper156
    @rickcooper156 Před 20 dny +159

    I sure hope that Kristy Noem's kids don't ever piss her off!

    • @JRoss-zxzx
      @JRoss-zxzx Před 20 dny +7

      They probably hide their report cards from her

    • @vitolast5199
      @vitolast5199 Před 20 dny +4

      Or grow up with her values.

    • @sandralybrand9425
      @sandralybrand9425 Před 20 dny +2

      Best Comment Yet! ❤️

    • @STV-H4H
      @STV-H4H Před 20 dny

      I see no problem, if her kids make her angry, she’s out of commission.

  • @SkywiseStormwolf
    @SkywiseStormwolf Před 20 dny +7

    Jimmy, Sir, you are just KILLING IT!!!! keep up the good work, and keep giving Nap-oleon Bonafart a run for his money, or lack thereof.

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 Před 20 dny +5

    Hahaha I cannot even look at Bartiromo and Eric without bursting out into laughter 😂🤣 What a shitshow

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před 21 dnem +1124

    Trump actually gave Melania a wonderful present by his absence.

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 Před 21 dnem +47

      Yes! Less stinky farts...

    • @mindyschocolate
      @mindyschocolate Před 21 dnem +34

      Oh, I’m positive she didn’t mind.

    • @lovetafrank7852
      @lovetafrank7852 Před 21 dnem +29

      No she was glad he wasn't there that way she could have spent the entire day with her boyfriend

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před 21 dnem +11

      Poor Melania

    • @allisonjames2923
      @allisonjames2923 Před 21 dnem +30

      She’s done a great job of being nowhere near him for almost all of the past 3.5 years

  • @mf_explosive304
    @mf_explosive304 Před 21 dnem +170

    Wait…. 54% of men thinks he respects women? Wtf is going on in peoples heads?

    • @theemmjay5130
      @theemmjay5130 Před 21 dnem +28

      Not much, if you ask me.

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz Před 21 dnem +17

      I think they read the question wrong, they thought it said 'donald trump expects women' in the sense that he expects them to cook and clean and be quiet and stuff.

    • @AntLisa
      @AntLisa Před 20 dny +23

      Imagine that, 54% of men have absolutely no respect for women. WTF. Strange how 50.8 have just lost their gd rights.
      Roe Rage. It's a thing. I have it. Roe Roe Roe your vote. See you in Roevember "men" 😡 Please just keep keeping your head facing forward. Democracy for the win. 🗽 ✊🏻

    • @jasonsabbath6996
      @jasonsabbath6996 Před 20 dny +10

      54% of the 1000 men they asked. They hardly speak for everyone.

    • @breitfart5285
      @breitfart5285 Před 20 dny +3

      @@jasonsabbath6996 that’s a respectable sample size, and while there are definitely limitations to polls, the true percentage of men in the US that think Donald Trump respects women (or don’t care enough to consider the question thoroughly) is probably not far off

  • @Lobster_Dance
    @Lobster_Dance Před 20 dny +17

    6:40 I applaud someone having good sense and a down to earth personality. He was so nice! Said he’d take them there personally! I love it.
    It is refreshing to hear someone on their way up talking about hitting sales at Macy’s. Keep that part of you and remember where you came from! That is so great

    • @aaronmcgoona948
      @aaronmcgoona948 Před 18 dny +1

      I’ve scrolled to find a comment on this guy. He put a smile on my face- what an awesome guy

    • @Lobster_Dance
      @Lobster_Dance Před 18 dny

      @@aaronmcgoona948 I felt like people who laugh outright never shopped two seasons ahead before. Just good advice

  • @mylove616
    @mylove616 Před 20 dny +12

    🤔 So she taught the baby (puppy), to hunt birds, but then comitted cruelty to animals, cause it was hunting birds!! 📝✔️

  • @x5775
    @x5775 Před 21 dnem +76

    KUDOS to the man in the yellow jacket! Jimmy was teasing him but, in my opinion, this world would be a better place if more people thought like him (and his mother).
    There's no shame in being thoughtful as to how one spends one's money.

    • @feliciagee89
      @feliciagee89 Před 20 dny +5

      As a buffalo bill fan i'm excited for him to be on our team. He was so delightful

  • @wheressteve
    @wheressteve Před 21 dnem +1635

    The "P" grabber and the puppy killer ticket is prime MAGA.

    • @timothyburnett2770
      @timothyburnett2770 Před 21 dnem +39

      😅😅

    • @kathyrama4570
      @kathyrama4570 Před 21 dnem +43

      PAB and KREEPY KRISTI.

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 Před 21 dnem +38

      Yeah, perfect together....

    • @Greg-io1ip
      @Greg-io1ip Před 21 dnem +50

      Wish he would. But Trump's worried about Noem so willing to end "A Stinky Old Goat".

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 Před 21 dnem +44

      She thought she would show Trump that she could make the 'tough decisions', like killing an innocent puppy. How did it get out of the car to eat the chickens? Trump would NEVER pick to run with someone tougher and crueler than himself. What she accomplished was letting us all know that she should not be one big-Mac away from the presidency! His judgement seems to rely on looks, not ability! What else is new?

  • @jsmcguireIII
    @jsmcguireIII Před 20 dny +23

    Noem is ON BRAND for MAGA.

  • @carlstanford7607
    @carlstanford7607 Před 20 dny +17

    The dog was an untrained puppy. Her kids came home that day asking ‘where is cricket’ as he was their family pet. Noem made a kneejerk psycho decision because she according to her own words ‘hated’ the puppy.

    • @dsddala467
      @dsddala467 Před 19 dny +1

      Just the fact that she hates puppies and goats means she is a psychopath. The might not behave as you want, but you have to think like them to understand them, and that is a deference she is in capable of affording animals. Her laziness in understanding them fundamentally, is very telling.

  • @jackson7880
    @jackson7880 Před 21 dnem +298

    I wonder what it takes for a governor to just let someone else adopt a pup

    • @paddyholly2184
      @paddyholly2184 Před 21 dnem +18

      Noem is a Brown Haired Palin haha.

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 Před 21 dnem +7

      @@paddyholly2184 Maybe she will amazingly have a baby next week???

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 Před 21 dnem +26

      And when you have to say farewell to an animal, you go to the vet. She also used a shock collar. They are forbidden in my country.

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 Před 20 dny +19

      @@jannetteberends8730 You can tell a lot about a country by how it treats animals.

    • @roni6215
      @roni6215 Před 20 dny

      Well , it is South Dakota .

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před 21 dnem +785

    Trump has been miserable in court? That makes me happy.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 Před 21 dnem +26

      🎉🥂

    • @garyfoster3854
      @garyfoster3854 Před 21 dnem +21

      👍👍😀

    • @stefanhoimes
      @stefanhoimes Před 21 dnem +22

      Schadenfreude. With emphasis on the _freude_

    • @COLDB33R
      @COLDB33R Před 21 dnem +29

      He's that miserable just thinking about the possibility of going to JAIL. Think of how miserable he will be when it becomes a reality.
      If that didn't make you even happier, I have failed.

    • @OldWrench59
      @OldWrench59 Před 21 dnem

      Hey! Ya done good!👍😊@@COLDB33R

  • @tammyerb7811
    @tammyerb7811 Před 20 dny +86

    How is South Dakota Governor murdering her dog not a violation of PACT Act? Trump signed this act into law October 2019, when did she do this?

    • @Terry-lh8cn
      @Terry-lh8cn Před 20 dny +1

      20 years ago

    • @robert-wr9xt
      @robert-wr9xt Před 20 dny +4

      @@Terry-lh8cn
      Prove it using a full sentence with context.

  • @anitadees4223
    @anitadees4223 Před 20 dny +27

    I love that Mom! Way to keep it real in the face of a drama-dredging interviewer.

  • @erwinl.8152
    @erwinl.8152 Před 21 dnem +96

    The kid with the coat is too dang precious for this world.

  • @WesaTwoRivers
    @WesaTwoRivers Před 21 dnem +75

    Kristi Noem has been banned from ever setting foot on tribal land in her state. 😂

  • @badkitty1285
    @badkitty1285 Před 20 dny +12

    That Kristie Noem segment was pure gold. It is rare for me to burst out laughing-but I couldn’t help myself.

  • @berthagreen1620
    @berthagreen1620 Před 20 dny +17

    Omg. These guys are freaking insane.

  • @spacelemur7955
    @spacelemur7955 Před 20 dny +33

    DeSantis is such a poodle. He better stay away from Kristi Noem.

  • @poppybell8217
    @poppybell8217 Před 21 dnem +633

    Watching Trump speak is painful!

    • @allenlovell1604
      @allenlovell1604 Před 21 dnem +28

      Viewing him makes me 🤒 and listening to him on the radio 📻 or on CZcams give me a fricking headache ! I'm trying to disengage from the constant, non-stop coverage of every single day of Drumph's trial ; his rallies [ LOL 😆 😂 🤣 ], and his speeches 💬!

    • @conradweinstock7992
      @conradweinstock7992 Před 21 dnem +21

      I'm getting PTSD

    • @LillyTheLonelySock
      @LillyTheLonelySock Před 21 dnem +22

      ​@@conradweinstock7992 Post-Trump Stress Disorder?

    • @lovetafrank7852
      @lovetafrank7852 Před 21 dnem +17

      And nauseating

    • @Evans1934
      @Evans1934 Před 21 dnem +12

      I never get tired of hearing others say something like that. Cuz that's exactly how I feel.

  • @MarcEvans-lj1rk
    @MarcEvans-lj1rk Před 20 dny +45

    40-1-2.3 Neglect, abandonment, or mistreatment of animal--Misdemeanor. 40-1-2.4 Cruelty to animals--Felony. SDakota

    • @dsddala467
      @dsddala467 Před 19 dny

      I wonder what the statue of limitations is on it. Apparently, it was 20 years ago that she slaughtered that doggie.

    • @MarcEvans-lj1rk
      @MarcEvans-lj1rk Před 19 dny

      @@dsddala467 well, I wouldn't rule out the gravel pit isn't filled with others...usually, those types of behaviors are repeated...but I understand your point...

  • @bonniebarrios4801
    @bonniebarrios4801 Před 20 dny +6

    Maybe she should have called her book "The gravel Pitt" or "The Making of a Serial Killer".😵😡

  • @Tigerlily1950
    @Tigerlily1950 Před 21 dnem +116

    So glad to hear there are sane people in the US by reading the comments.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před 21 dnem +26

      The sane ones better show up on Election Day.

    • @eyesuckle
      @eyesuckle Před 20 dny +7

      Wish I could tell you that the insane ones are just a tiny minority but sadly. . . it's closer to half the country. That's the really disturbing part.

    • @bellabunnell3174
      @bellabunnell3174 Před 20 dny +1

      ​@eyesuckle it's nowhere near half.

    • @leepattykelly2132
      @leepattykelly2132 Před 16 dny +1

      ​@kitcoffey7194 count on me, my FREIND! I won't miss it even if they try to keep me from voting, and they will.

  • @walterfristoe4643
    @walterfristoe4643 Před 21 dnem +146

    Of course she had to "put down" 3 horses - how else was she going to get horse heads to put in the beds of her enemies?

    • @user-yu2zx4cg8h
      @user-yu2zx4cg8h Před 21 dnem +5

      😂

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz Před 21 dnem +11

      I bet she said something along the lines of "you hate to have to do it" but in reality, she probably enjoyed watching something die by her hands

    • @chickenlittle2206
      @chickenlittle2206 Před 20 dny +5

      She is the kind of hack who use her own horse.

    • @LunaShimmyDiva
      @LunaShimmyDiva Před 20 dny +2

      Whoa Nellie!

  • @Trogdor1365
    @Trogdor1365 Před 20 dny +10

    She was training the dog to hunt birds and killed her because she went after chickens? What?!?!

  • @markjohnson7536
    @markjohnson7536 Před 20 dny +7

    You probably want to check that gravel pit for human bodies.

  • @reinertlove
    @reinertlove Před 21 dnem +56

    Dude talking about Macy's was so very wholesome. 😊

  • @ethbri49781
    @ethbri49781 Před 21 dnem +101

    "I shop like my mom" Kid has a good head on his shoulders. Now just remember one thing: Nobody you meet over the next 10 years is a friend and don't give any of them a dime.

    • @Lv-nq9qz
      @Lv-nq9qz Před 21 dnem +17

      And invest youd money, dont blow it on cars and houses

    • @echospaw899
      @echospaw899 Před 20 dny +5

      So true! 🫤

    • @davidlundquist1979
      @davidlundquist1979 Před 20 dny +7

      Yeah, he seemed like an oddball, but in a fun, harmless way. The NFL could use more guys who aren't just loudmouth jerks. Except for the loudmouth jerks on MY team. Those guys are the best.

  • @user-vq4cj8wv1x
    @user-vq4cj8wv1x Před 20 dny +8

    Wouldn't anyone else be brought up on charges, isn't that considered cruelty to animals?

  • @nancyvickers2814
    @nancyvickers2814 Před 20 dny +7

    Keon Coleman paid attention to what his mom taught him. Good for him. He is so right - never pay full retail - good for you Keon.

  • @Petethehun
    @Petethehun Před 21 dnem +99

    Back in the early 1960’s my dad got a couple tree harvesting machines (skidders) so did not need horses to pull logs out of the bush for his sawmill. Still he kept his horses for a long time. They were fed and kept in stables with a small yard in the winter and were in a large grass field for about 8 months of the year. The last 3 horses had to be put down in the mid 1970’s due to their old age and near end of life. My dads eyes were red with emotion when their health no longer made it possible to keep them. I recall my dad saying how the horses like to work when treated well and appreciated. It touches me to think that he would not as significant cost and time abandon his horses when no longer needed. It was a true friendship.

  • @user-ee3zk4xb4l
    @user-ee3zk4xb4l Před 20 dny +471

    He sickens me. Send him to prison already. VOTE BLUE and get trump out on his a$$.

  • @jondoe8889
    @jondoe8889 Před 20 dny +8

    He's a bad dog - but she lets him run, unleashed, on a farm? Who is it that is untrainable???

  • @anaperez5442
    @anaperez5442 Před 20 dny +4

    And she is
    "Persona Non Grata" in the eyes of many Native Americans, who have banned her from their Reservations.

  • @mitchellbailey7030
    @mitchellbailey7030 Před 20 dny +56

    I love the NFL PLAYER BEING REAL about being thrifty👍🏻 good on him for being real.

    • @alexgavinchuk5555
      @alexgavinchuk5555 Před 20 dny +9

      I don't know why they are making fun of the guy for being financially responsible even though he's doing well.

    • @marysaum2213
      @marysaum2213 Před 20 dny +2

      Me either. He's cute ❤

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens Před 20 dny +2

      @@alexgavinchuk5555 Especially when the culture around the NFL is so obsessed with conspicuous consumption, even in the midst of a burning world. Good for him! He's got good values and isn't afraid to stick by them in the face of popular opposition.
      It's especially weird when you think about how many ex-NFLers are hugely indebted within a few years of retirement. You'd almost think the people mocking him have a fear of a Black man being wealthy...

  • @terryt.1643
    @terryt.1643 Před 21 dnem +157

    Kristi, Donald Trump is untrainable is old and smelly, too. Just saying.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před 21 dnem +12

      And will "chase the chickens around" if given half a chance!

    • @edkrzywdzinski9121
      @edkrzywdzinski9121 Před 21 dnem +4

      ​@@caronstout354wasn't that image in one of his NFTs?

    • @user-yu2zx4cg8h
      @user-yu2zx4cg8h Před 21 dnem +5

      @terryt.1643
      Hilarious! 😂😂😂

    • @valeriemarott1923
      @valeriemarott1923 Před 20 dny

      Omg! I laughed out loud at your comment! Doesn't happen often!😂🎉

  • @Machistmo
    @Machistmo Před 20 dny +6

    that guy talking about the coats is living a reality that most of know well.

  • @patriciajump9511
    @patriciajump9511 Před 20 dny +5

    That's the most important point to make - that she and her book writing staff used SUCH POOR judgement as to publish that story about the dog and the goat.

  • @Samael-Metzger
    @Samael-Metzger Před 21 dnem +135

    The "Toot Fairy" leaves Donald a quarter every time he sharts his underpants.

    • @AHavenOfWellness
      @AHavenOfWellness Před 21 dnem +9

      😂😂

    • @christopherlane5238
      @christopherlane5238 Před 21 dnem +16

      Maybe thats how hes paying his legal bills? I mean, thats a lot of quarters.

    • @elviarodriguez3908
      @elviarodriguez3908 Před 20 dny

      He meant djt is too farty.

    • @Samael-Metzger
      @Samael-Metzger Před 20 dny

      Well he does have some pretty "sharty" lawyers. They probably don't cost anywhere near what actually competent and honest lawyers would. (Assuming he could find an honest attorney willing to represent him). @@christopherlane5238

    • @willvgo2950
      @willvgo2950 Před 20 dny

      Like many of his scammed donors, it was probably intended as a 1 time contribution & then started getting the account drained.

  • @JohnDoe-cw4lf
    @JohnDoe-cw4lf Před 21 dnem +53

    The kid is a SHOPPER for REAL. !!!
    I been down with MACY'S "Last Act" for YEARS !!! LOL 😂😂😂

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před 21 dnem +6

      Never pay retail!

    • @JohnDoe-cw4lf
      @JohnDoe-cw4lf Před 21 dnem +5

      @kitcoffey7194 if you paid RETAIL - you paid TOO MUCH !!! 💯

  • @MerrrryBeth
    @MerrrryBeth Před 20 dny +3

    I was laughing when Kimmel mentioned her staff. I think I might be a little bit afraid to be on her staff. She might not like something I did and she might take me out to the gravel pit.😳😵

  • @samanthamariefreeman335
    @samanthamariefreeman335 Před 20 dny +5

    Noem is trying to tell us (DT mostly) that there is NOTHING she won't do. She is saying that there is no bridge too far for her... she is as deranged as DT is. They're a matched set.

  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369 Před 21 dnem +92

    The only "skin lotion" locked behind plexiglass is called "LUBE".

  • @faircompetition1203
    @faircompetition1203 Před 20 dny +79

    That she bragged about it in a book tells you all you need about how poor her decision skills are and how she failed to surround herself with decent advisors .

  • @annikabunnel743
    @annikabunnel743 Před 20 dny +4

    I know everyone is talking about the puppy and trump, but can we appreciate for a moment how excited that dude was about his coat from Macy’s? Like it’s weirdly wholesome

    • @dsddala467
      @dsddala467 Před 19 dny

      It's humble, which is really missing from mainstream anything.

  • @OrangeTurdDonnie-sb6dc
    @OrangeTurdDonnie-sb6dc Před 20 dny +7

    Governor MAGA Noem runs over turtle because it wouldn’t move off driveway!

  • @rosenbaum75
    @rosenbaum75 Před 21 dnem +80

    I'm in Houston and I have gotten around 67, 68 people to register to vote as Democrats. It's not much, and I know Trump is going to win Texas, but I'm just doing my part to save democracy. Vote blue if you cherish American democracy.

    • @dr.g3860
      @dr.g3860 Před 20 dny +10

      It could happen. And Colin Allred has a real shot at unseating Ted Cruz imo.

    • @patientzero5685
      @patientzero5685 Před 20 dny +6

      Thank you for your efforts. If everyone did that we could win. Do you have advice for where/how to approach people?

    • @lisae6725
      @lisae6725 Před 20 dny +8

      Thank you for what you’re doing to help. Every bit makes a difference.

    • @JW30000
      @JW30000 Před 20 dny

      Loll

    • @Bronte-on6tm
      @Bronte-on6tm Před 20 dny +4

      Thank your for your patriotism.

  • @monicamacneille3372
    @monicamacneille3372 Před 21 dnem +108

    Melania has him blocked. Hahaha

  • @ianchapp
    @ianchapp Před 20 dny +6

    Can we get her to take Trump to the gravel pit?...

  • @Paula-sw2tt
    @Paula-sw2tt Před 20 dny +5

    Everyone needs to boycott her book as justice for Cricket!

  • @yanzhao7298
    @yanzhao7298 Před 21 dnem +85

    Respect women? Vote Blue!

    • @catpaladin1
      @catpaladin1 Před 20 dny +4

      We will show the world how to respect women in November

  • @francruz5824
    @francruz5824 Před 21 dnem +260

    What personal freedom, you’re interfering with women’s choices.😡😡😡

    • @SheilaR.08
      @SheilaR.08 Před 21 dnem +8

      What?

    • @aircando
      @aircando Před 21 dnem

      Breathe through nose, drink a glass of water and try to rephrase your sentence so we can understand what it is you're trying to say! Just in passing.......KILLING an animal is: The FBI has found that a history of cruelty to animals is one of the traits that regularly appear in its computer records of serial rapists and murderers, and the standard diagnostic and treatment manual for psychiatric and emotional disorders lists cruelty to animals as a diagnostic criterion for conduct disorders..........Noem is deranged and DANGEROUS........VOTE ☑

    • @jus10lewissr
      @jus10lewissr Před 20 dny +11

      I'm betting we're probably both on the same side of what you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure that you must have commented on the wrong post. Kimmel didn't say anything that would interfere with personal freedom or women's choices.

    • @elisaa9981
      @elisaa9981 Před 20 dny +13

      ​@@jus10lewissrNo Kimmel didn't, but Noem did in that add promoting herself and South Dakota.

  • @rsb2323
    @rsb2323 Před 20 dny +3

    Someone needs to let Ryan Garcia know that praises and curses can not come out of the same mouth.

  • @HappySunshine37288
    @HappySunshine37288 Před 20 dny +2

    Love you Jimmy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 can’t stop laughing. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙