Trump LIVID About Trial, Can’t Stop Falling Asleep in Court & Makes Insane Second Term Proclamations

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  • čas přidán 29. 04. 2024
  • According to a new report from The Washington Post Americans are sleeping more than ever, Donald Trump can’t stop falling asleep in court, Eric attended daddy’s trial today, the first witness of the day was Michal Cohen’s former banker Gary Farro, the Judge found Trump to be in contempt of court for violating his gag order nine times, the Washington Post published a story that says Trump is so furious about the trial he’s too livid to fundraise, he has been very cold in court, he is getting May 17th off so he can go to Barron’s high school graduation, we’re getting an idea of what four more years of Trump might look like, Travis Kelce signed a two-year contract extension with the Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift is now the first artist in history to occupy all of the top 14 spots on Billboard’s Hot 100, and Governor Gavin Newsom (Josh Meyers) is working on new propositions that actually benefit California!
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  • @SeanTube2099
    @SeanTube2099 Před 14 dny +136

    He’s telling everyone exactly what he would do in a second term. When someone repeatedly shows you who they are, believe them.

  • @leemcclelland2618
    @leemcclelland2618 Před 14 dny +570

    I intensely hope there is NEVER another Trump Presidency.

  • @sweetpea1325
    @sweetpea1325 Před 14 dny +137

    Do they even realize that folks have had family funerals while locked up, and they couldn't attend.

    • @morendonna
      @morendonna Před 14 dny +9

      They don’t care

    • @erowan1389
      @erowan1389 Před 13 dny +6

      Trump is treated like a fragile baby. The favoritism he gets in court is beyond anything anyone else has ever gotten.

    • @ehquetest
      @ehquetest Před 9 dny

      Yes… that’s what happens when the laws you break put you in jail. WTF… they tried to overthrow an election.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 Před 14 dny +31

    Criminals aren't usually allowed to do a lot of things.

    • @davidwang4364
      @davidwang4364 Před 14 dny +2

      One thing criminals ARE allowed to do is to LIE . . . . It's their First Amendment right.

    • @bidness
      @bidness Před 13 dny

      You mean criminals who aren't from those certain families.

  • @Darknamja
    @Darknamja Před 14 dny +478

    He doesn't care about his son's graduation. It's just another delay tactic. 🤨

    • @Richy.Boi.
      @Richy.Boi. Před 14 dny +32

      Exactly.
      Imagine being Barron having his 80yo father turn up with his clown show and the media!

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 14 dny +30

      He keeps whinging that he's not getting enough time to campaign, so what did he do last Sat/Sun/Mon?
      A) Play golf ✔
      B) Watch TV ✔
      C) Campaign ❌

    • @sharynkoren2054
      @sharynkoren2054 Před 14 dny +14

      He will be playing on the golf course instead

    • @gunillaekberg8138
      @gunillaekberg8138 Před 14 dny +18

      He didn't care of his other childrens graduation so.........

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Před 14 dny +11

      If he really shows up for graduation, let's see the circus 🎪 in town

  • @Nuggetwill
    @Nuggetwill Před 14 dny +312

    Because of Trump's poor handling of the COVID response, my son did not even have a high school graduation that I could go to in person. On the bright side, he is graduating from college next month and this time we will be able to attend.

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 Před 14 dny +42

      If only that horrible excuse for a human being would have acted during Covid, instead of saying it was a Democratic hoax and tossing the handbook Obama left for him stating what to do in case of a pandemic. So sorry you missed the high school graduation, hope you enjoy every moment of the college graduation.

    • @Power_to_the_people567
      @Power_to_the_people567 Před 14 dny +29

      @@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513Trump shut down the pandemic response task force. Deplorable

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 Před 14 dny +22

      Congratulations to your son for his achievements.

    • @siswohlslagel8919
      @siswohlslagel8919 Před 14 dny +14

      My congratulations to your son also
      !!!

    • @louneissen1603
      @louneissen1603 Před 14 dny +15

      Trump was so bad at his job that many families wont have a graduation party together.

  • @Vortenger
    @Vortenger Před 14 dny +62

    That man's smile never touches his eyes. That's terrifying.

  • @deniseboiridy7368
    @deniseboiridy7368 Před 14 dny +16

    Is he the only one sitting in the cold? What about all the people who are sitting there. The judge, jury and lawyers?

  • @JohnM3665570
    @JohnM3665570 Před 14 dny +2004

    The guy is complaining about how Biden is eating a salad.
    Really?
    How pathetic.

    • @israelcm7246
      @israelcm7246 Před 14 dny +171

      They have too much time on their dirty hands.

    • @WhoKnows892
      @WhoKnows892 Před 14 dny +173

      These people love to be in a constant state of outrage, AKA, complainers. 😁

    • @jessmaslen5658
      @jessmaslen5658 Před 14 dny +154

      Particularly since NewsMax doesn't acknowledge that Biden is actually talking to someone during that film, you can't take a big bite when you're mid-conversation!!!

    • @none-dc6hl
      @none-dc6hl Před 14 dny +169

      😂😂😂😂 oh no!!! The president is eating a salad! 😂😂😂😂 it amazing considering our last president never saw one on his life. This current president one knows how to eat healthy... what a disaster!!!😂😂😂

    • @barbaracarpenter1260
      @barbaracarpenter1260 Před 14 dny +143

      I eat slow..Always have. I have never had a weight problem either until my late 70's. It's been scientifically proven that the slower you eat and chew is beneficial to your good health.

  • @evaadams8298
    @evaadams8298 Před 14 dny +176

    Shame on Time Magazine! How dare they put that criminal on the cover!!

    • @fatroberto3012
      @fatroberto3012 Před 14 dny

      Read the interview. It is the ramblings of a lunatic. MAGA will lap it all up but nobody else will. Time fact checks all his nonsense. For example, Trump makes a big thing of getting "more votes than any sitting President in history", which is true. It's also true for almost every other President in history and is due only to population growth!

    • @dkoehler47
      @dkoehler47 Před 14 dny +20

      "He should be on the cover of 'Doing Time' magazine". I like that phrase.

    • @dmaextraordinaire8205
      @dmaextraordinaire8205 Před 14 dny +6

      They went from the amazing Taylor Swift to damned Donald Trump. I’ll never buy another one - I don’t care who’s on it.

    • @davidwang4364
      @davidwang4364 Před 14 dny +1

      @@dmaextraordinaire8205 . . . . BOYCOTT Time Magazine.

    • @PatrickRyan150
      @PatrickRyan150 Před 5 dny

      Biden is on the cover?

  • @carolemazza6129
    @carolemazza6129 Před 14 dny +32

    I am scared to death for my children and grandchildren. God bless us all 🙏🏻

    • @mikejudkins8649
      @mikejudkins8649 Před 13 dny

      I am scared to death for the senior citizens. The youg people wind up taking care of there parent's

  • @TheDottiep
    @TheDottiep Před 14 dny +23

    Josh Meyers as Gavin Newsom is such a delight. Cracks me up.

    • @catherinedrees7933
      @catherinedrees7933 Před 11 dny +2

      I know, just found out he's Seth Meyers brother, the weird gene must run in the family.😺

    • @erikmorse5089
      @erikmorse5089 Před 10 dny

      @@catherinedrees7933 I was wondering if it was Seth the whole time!

  • @ll7868
    @ll7868 Před 14 dny +296

    There are millions of criminals in prison who didn't get to go to their kids' graduation, you don't hear them all over the news crying about it.

    • @benjamindavis2475
      @benjamindavis2475 Před 14 dny +9

      For real

    • @HelenGardner-rr1lx
      @HelenGardner-rr1lx Před 14 dny +6

      Absolutely!!!!

    • @robertruschak7083
      @robertruschak7083 Před 14 dny +4

      Exactly
      Exactly

    • @alg4075
      @alg4075 Před 14 dny +2

      He said that for his cult followers. The more his ppl feel sorry for him the more they will donate. He never had any intention of going. The judge told him he could go. Instead he would rather fake sleep so it appears he could care less what is being said

    • @yawningchasm33
      @yawningchasm33 Před 14 dny

      some share a cell with there family

  • @dannybarnes2324
    @dannybarnes2324 Před 14 dny +194

    If he doesn't go to the graduation, he should be held in contempt of court.

    • @joshuadowling8778
      @joshuadowling8778 Před 14 dny +8

      Soo, if he's held in contempt, what does that look like? 1 day with secret service? That makes him look like a victim. He's not. Nobody else in the World gets this leniency.

    • @guysabol8743
      @guysabol8743 Před 14 dny +7

      ohhh he wont hes stil too much into himself yet, forward looking for an orange jumpsuit

  • @tuckermom1996
    @tuckermom1996 Před 14 dny +23

    You’re right, Jimmy! T needs to be on the cover of Doing Time magazine! Keep it coming!

  • @conniekimble1782
    @conniekimble1782 Před 14 dny +11

    Keep it up Jimmy - the wear and tear on his psyche is evident.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 14 dny +753

    Only a psychopath can brag about killing a puppy what a disgrace

  • @dottiewest385
    @dottiewest385 Před 14 dny +145

    He never attended ANY of his five kids graduation. He is such a tool.

    • @LeeannG
      @LeeannG Před 14 dny +5

      I actually think “tool” is too cool for him lmao

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Před 14 dny +1

      tool - t + f

  • @denisecrawford5289
    @denisecrawford5289 Před 14 dny +30

    It never ceases to amaze me how Fox and Newsmax finds reporters and Trumpest to hang on to him. We deserve better for our country.

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ Před dnem

      Like all this inflation Biden & democrats caused?
      Bring back lower costs and mean tweets!

  • @evapearson3741
    @evapearson3741 Před 14 dny +46

    It would be the first time he would go to any of his children's graduation! Why don't any of the far right news stations report that?

    • @BrrGrrDelux
      @BrrGrrDelux Před 14 dny +3

      It's too obvious.

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 Před 14 dny +2

      It's not news.

    • @scottie2636
      @scottie2636 Před 14 dny +3

      Too bad someone couldn't call in to one of their live broadcasts and mention that on air.

  • @alainarchambault2331
    @alainarchambault2331 Před 14 dny +895

    Hey, if Trump paid his fair share of taxes the courthouses wouldn't be so cold.

  • @postatility9703
    @postatility9703 Před 14 dny +163

    I'm sure that there are thousands of men in prison who missed their children's high school or college graduation.

  • @SuperLeica1
    @SuperLeica1 Před 14 dny +31

    How many innocent non-criminal employees can't leave their workplace to go to their son's/daughter's graduation? My guess is ~133 millions. Btw, Eric Bolling appears to have eaten a lot faster, and much more.

  • @marygarcia1145
    @marygarcia1145 Před 14 dny +37

    Poor Baron what an embarrassment to have HIM there

    • @itcoming9758
      @itcoming9758 Před 13 dny +2

      I am not sure about poor Barron. I think yes, I agree. I'm just not sure about that.

  • @sandradearth-st4cs
    @sandradearth-st4cs Před 14 dny +225

    If I was Barron I would not want him there. His father is a embarrassment to the kid.

    • @mohammadmatin8030
      @mohammadmatin8030 Před 14 dny +1

      A father is always a father when it comes to taking care of his children for good.

    • @combatepistemologist8382
      @combatepistemologist8382 Před 14 dny +28

      Plus, Donald will try to make it all about himself. As usual.

    • @francesmcstay
      @francesmcstay Před 14 dny

      ​@@mohammadmatin8030 Trump did not attend the high school graduation of Don Jr., Eric or Ivanka. He's using this Baron graduation to get sympathy. Don't be fooled by his crying.

    • @pauljordan8033
      @pauljordan8033 Před 14 dny +15

      Does Barron even know him?

    • @brandonmcheyenehoward1077
      @brandonmcheyenehoward1077 Před 14 dny +14

      I imagine he and Melania are already packed ready to leave the country after his graduation.

  • @felicity390
    @felicity390 Před 14 dny +293

    Shame on Times magazine for putting that criminal on its cover.

    • @alertgasper
      @alertgasper Před 14 dny +23

      should be Times Up

    • @sparkleplenty5829
      @sparkleplenty5829 Před 14 dny +11

      Who cares about Time magazine's cover?

    • @annakingry9157
      @annakingry9157 Před 14 dny +16

      Boycott Time.

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies Před 14 dny

      ​@@sparkleplenty5829
      Trump does. He used to make fake covers with his head on them, frame them, and hang them all over his properties. He's far beyond pathetic.

    • @shesh4896
      @shesh4896 Před 14 dny

      It exposes Trump’s dangerous and awful plans. That is a real public service.

  • @zombienursern4909
    @zombienursern4909 Před 14 dny +7

    The big Dump wearing tiny pink mittens on his bigly , tiny hands. The winter hat and scarf are priceless.

  • @joycepriest5949
    @joycepriest5949 Před 14 dny +15

    That’s contempt of court !!! Should be fined .

  • @debprobst330
    @debprobst330 Před 14 dny +108

    He's a father that never went to any of his kids graduation

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 14 dny +2

      I read somewhere that he attended one, then read somewhere else that he'd attended three, so who knows? Decided it wasn't worth any more of my energy.

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Před 14 dny

      Trump is a deadbeat dad.

  • @nataliemason4656
    @nataliemason4656 Před 14 dny +178

    If he thinks the courtroom is cold, wait til he gets to prison. Comfort is not the primary concern from the guards.

    • @duramaxdad
      @duramaxdad Před 14 dny +2

      Guards don’t usually house billionaires. Trump be fine as your President after Jan 6

    • @bonniecarruth8429
      @bonniecarruth8429 Před 14 dny

      If he goes to jail it is going to be so complicated having a former President in jail. The Secret Service will have to be there to protect him in a minimum security prison.

    • @benedictcumberbatch4275
      @benedictcumberbatch4275 Před 14 dny +3

      He’d be the first president to goto jail

    • @DissectGibberish
      @DissectGibberish Před 14 dny +1

      @@benedictcumberbatch4275 I hope he goes to SuperMax.

    • @CidYoung-REALTOR
      @CidYoung-REALTOR Před 14 dny +3

      But, that won't keep TRUMP from complaining about EVERYTHING, anyway!

  • @barragin9893
    @barragin9893 Před 14 dny +6

    He's cold? Someone please get that old man a blanket.

  • @tarahill2193
    @tarahill2193 Před 14 dny +22

    I thought Barron wrote a letter to the judge begging him Not to allow defendant trump to go to his graduation 🤔 😂😂😂

  • @MrBricameron
    @MrBricameron Před 14 dny +121

    The trolling of Trump is why I am here.

  • @charlesmartin1121
    @charlesmartin1121 Před 14 dny +734

    Since Donald Trump entered politics I have been sleeping less well than before.

  • @gehlen52
    @gehlen52 Před 14 dny +4

    Narcolepsy can be dangerous in court and when driving.

  • @stevejames5064
    @stevejames5064 Před 13 dny +5

    Love your work Jimmy. Keep up the good work exposing Trump’s criminality. As an Australian we cannot believe he is even a candidate in your next election.

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 Před 14 dny +149

    Never mind he NEVER attended any of his children’s graduation. There is that.

    • @tanya5322
      @tanya5322 Před 14 dny +1

      I don’t like the man. At all.
      But several fact checking articles exist stating that his actually did attend his children’s graduations.

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Před 14 dny +1

      Not the HS graduations, which is what we are talking about...

    • @tanya5322
      @tanya5322 Před 14 dny

      @@dceplay «An extensive search by Snopes provides documented evidence of Trump attending all of his children's highschool and college graduations. An earlier version of this fact-check noted the possible exception of Donald Trump Jr.'s 1996 high school graduation.
      Since that original fact check, multiple members of that 1996 class have stated that Donald Trump was in attendance at that graduation. One person, whose identity and connection to Trump Jr. Snopes has verified, provided photographic evidence to support that claim. This updated fact-check removes our previous equivocation about Trump's attendance at that event.»

    • @kimclarke5018
      @kimclarke5018 Před 13 dny

      @@tanya5322 no he didn’t .

    • @tanya5322
      @tanya5322 Před 13 dny

      @@kimclarke5018 «An extensive search by Snopes provides documented evidence of Trump attending all of his children's highschool and college graduations. An earlier version of this fact-check noted the possible exception of Donald Trump Jr.'s 1996 high school graduation. »

  • @jaynorris3722
    @jaynorris3722 Před 14 dny +200

    He will never pay that fine. Just put him in a cell already.

    • @mommiesunite123
      @mommiesunite123 Před 14 dny +5

      His lawyer will pay it for him, part of their contract.

    • @davidwang4364
      @davidwang4364 Před 14 dny +1

      @@mommiesunite123 . . . . They have a contract? When the lawyers mentioned a fee agreement it is rumored that Trump said, "No, no, no, not necessary, you can trust me."

    • @mommiesunite123
      @mommiesunite123 Před 14 dny

      @@davidwang4364 Lol, no law firm will enter into a lawsuit as big as this without specific terms in a contract.

    • @davidwang4364
      @davidwang4364 Před 14 dny

      @@mommiesunite123 . . . So YOU have had personal experience with law firms and attorney/client retainer agreements, eh Mommie? . . . . .
      I have practiced law for 45 years. I have highly refined my fee agreements for various practice areas in which I have engaged. Yet, there were occasions when I did not have a written fee agreement. In fact, my biggest client, an international corporation never signed an agreement in the 40 years in which I represented them.
      For 15 years I was an Arbitrator for the Bar Association Fee Committee and handled fee disputes as a judge between clients and their attorneys.
      Now, Mommie . . . . exactly what was it you wanted to inform me about fee agreements and law firms?

    • @mommiesunite123
      @mommiesunite123 Před 14 dny +1

      @@davidwang4364 You asked, I answered. I’ve drawn up fee agreements and contracts. If you represent a former President in a criminal case without a contract you are the fool, and he will be laughing all the way to the bank. Good luck with your little law practice 😂😂😂.

  • @MarkedMoneyTech
    @MarkedMoneyTech Před 13 dny +3

    Those who eat slowly are thinner than those who scarf it down.

  • @anthonettedillard3999
    @anthonettedillard3999 Před 14 dny +5

    Wow, I started laughing before the monologue even started!! Thanks Jimmy, laughter is good for your Health!!!😅

  • @louissandets7341
    @louissandets7341 Před 14 dny +192

    Trump should not be Allowed at Graduations, where Teenage Girls are present.

  • @LordRenegrade
    @LordRenegrade Před 14 dny +793

    Newsmax is so pissed off that Joe is really slow at eating, and yet they said nothing about Trump being unable to drink from a glass.

    • @macdieter23558
      @macdieter23558 Před 14 dny +58

      If YOU had such small hands it wouldn´t be easy for you either!

    • @TheCab1970
      @TheCab1970 Před 14 dny

      Well, that's typical for Cult45 members , deflect and project.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před 14 dny +16

      I can relate to not being able to drink from a glass. I have an auto immune disorder that is very painful, to the point where sometimes I can barely get a fork to my mouth, let alone pick up a glass of water. I used a lot of straws before a medication was found that helped.

    • @Arasteele
      @Arasteele Před 14 dny +43

      @@sophierobinson2738 -- Your excuse is at least valid. Trumpo's only possible reason is that his baby shrimp hands are tired from constantly playing that invisible accordion of his.

    • @Loveoldies50
      @Loveoldies50 Před 14 dny +44

      @@sophierobinson2738 I'm sure the comment wasn't directed at anyone with a disability. And if Trump were not a man who ridicules the disabled, I doubt anyone would comment on it.

  • @CathyHarrison-bd8vi
    @CathyHarrison-bd8vi Před 14 dny +4

    Nice work. Your channel is one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every day.

  • @KT-bg7hf
    @KT-bg7hf Před 14 dny +12

    Josh Meyers nailed the Gavin Newsom bit!

  • @jacquibradley1598
    @jacquibradley1598 Před 14 dny +595

    We in Europe are so sad for America, Trump is a DISASTER that you allowed to ruin your Country. 💙💙🙏🙏

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Před 14 dny +86

      Trust me, we're just as ashamed.

    • @user-vp4qq4it7i
      @user-vp4qq4it7i Před 14 dny +71

      He has ruined the country, president or not. I cannot even begin to understand why my neighbors adore him so much. It's crazy.

    • @WendyDahling3
      @WendyDahling3 Před 14 dny +77

      We’re sad and embarrassed too. The majority of us didn’t vote for him.

    • @N1L4RV
      @N1L4RV Před 14 dny +55

      I'm an Asian and I couldn't understand how Trump became American president and now I know he may be selected again, I'm speechless 😅😅

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Před 14 dny

      @@user-vp4qq4it7i Boomers are facing death the biggest population, they gone crazy

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 Před 14 dny +387

    Cant wait to vote for Biden again. It felt good helping Trump lose last time.

    • @caroljo420
      @caroljo420 Před 14 dny +33

      It's gonna feel even better this time!!!

    • @willshunting
      @willshunting Před 14 dny +9

      ✨️

    • @marymem9864
      @marymem9864 Před 14 dny +24

      YES!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
      💙V💙O💙T💙E💙
      💙B💙L💙U💙E💙

    • @robertmoseder8157
      @robertmoseder8157 Před 14 dny +15

      He’s gonna say it was rigged. No way he can win

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Před 14 dny +18

      Not to mention the dancing in the streets!! Can't wait! Vote everyone! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

  • @sparkleplenty5829
    @sparkleplenty5829 Před 14 dny +2

    Josh Meyers is soooo good as Gov. Gavin Newsom!!!

  • @audreyrice996
    @audreyrice996 Před 14 dny +11

    If we've learned anything from Dumpy it should be this:
    A Presidential candidate:
    • Should undergo a comprehensive medical examination to ensure they are physically and mentally fit for the demands of the job.
    • Must not have a criminal record, having neither been tried nor convicted of any offense.
    • Must possess political experience, ideally demonstrated through service in Congress or in a comparable capacity, showcasing a deep understanding of governance and policy-making.
    • Cannot govern from a prison cell

    • @jaybee9269
      @jaybee9269 Před 14 dny

      The founding fathers would seriously disagree.

  • @shewolf2584
    @shewolf2584 Před 14 dny +245

    There is nothing more UnAmerican than a dictator!

    • @danmiller2715
      @danmiller2715 Před 14 dny

      @danmiller2715
      1 day ago
      @danmiller2715
      0 seconds ago
      Trump couldn't care less about you or America.
      Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental health condition in which people have an unreasonably high sense of their own importance. They need and seek too much attention and want people to admire them. People with this disorder may lack the ability to understand or care about the feelings of others. That's Trump

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Před 14 dny

      Especially one who straight up promises to be a dictator on day one.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 14 dny +8

      There is actually. The ones who follow him. Plus the ones who stand idly by and laugh at it. (I'm not talkin' bout us of course :P)

    • @KaiserBlade
      @KaiserBlade Před 14 dny

      Like bypassing Congress and the constitution to transfer college debt to poor tax payers? That's a dictator. Flying in ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS in the dead of night to influence the census to load the house of representatives? We have that already VOTE BLEW.

    • @chiguireespacialespecial
      @chiguireespacialespecial Před 14 dny +2

      @@xy6845 Got to knock on doors

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 Před 14 dny +729

    BIDEN 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱
    Take sleepy joe over sleepy donny any day.

    • @RandomMan_1
      @RandomMan_1 Před 14 dny

      I prefer Biden over Trump as well. But Israel is commiting genocide.

    • @timbuckingham6734
      @timbuckingham6734 Před 14 dny +3

      Dozing Donnie sleepy is for joe use some imagination

    • @jakep9610
      @jakep9610 Před 14 dny +18

      @@timbuckingham6734 How about Dormir Donny?

    • @RandomMan_1
      @RandomMan_1 Před 14 dny

      Biden 2024 but Israel is commiting genocide

    • @timbuckingham6734
      @timbuckingham6734 Před 14 dny +10

      @@jakep9610 that works

  • @Fitz_42
    @Fitz_42 Před 14 dny +3

    Right to disconnect could potentially be life changing for regular folk whose bosses aren't network hosts...

  • @Jennie-os9fj
    @Jennie-os9fj Před 14 dny +1

    I almost spit out my drink when his little mittens came on.

  • @KyleMatt11
    @KyleMatt11 Před 14 dny +126

    We’re also talking about a man that’s never worked a full day in his life. Certainly has never put in enough hours to be considered full time. No wonder an eight hour day in court is unfathomable to him.

    • @andrewroberts4071
      @andrewroberts4071 Před 14 dny

      Right! Joe Biden is pathetic!

    • @hankwesterfield6534
      @hankwesterfield6534 Před 14 dny +8

      He was astonished how the responsibilities of the president were so hard!
      What a buffoon!
      No more fines. Jail time now in effect!!

    • @TheGuinever
      @TheGuinever Před 14 dny +1

      Unless you call BSing and conning people work.

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 Před 14 dny +1

      @@andrewroberts4071 You did a great job of making someone look pathetic.

    • @Thomas-fj8ol
      @Thomas-fj8ol Před 14 dny +1

      @@andrewroberts4071 did you buy dear leaders golden plastic clown shoes?

  • @tramp2827
    @tramp2827 Před 14 dny +85

    Wait now!!! He's on trial and a graduation is more important than attending court?? What is wrong with these people? He's not on a bathroom break, he's on trial. What's hard to understand here??

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 14 dny +6

      Totally agree with you, but on the other hand it's funny that the judge has called donnie's bluff! He _has_ to go now!
      Plus, I hate the environmental impact of him going backwards and forwards, but just think how much this is all costing him in aviation fuel $$$$

    • @TrexelCat
      @TrexelCat Před 14 dny +1

      @@sheilaboston7051 Please, he doesn't pay that. He makes the pilot pay that. Then doesn't pay the pilot.

  • @lloydsumpter7735
    @lloydsumpter7735 Před 14 dny +2

    If the courtroom is too cold, maybe Bernie Sanders could send him some mittens...

  • @onesiphorus123
    @onesiphorus123 Před 10 dny

    Greatly appreciate you brother Jimmy for this.

  • @acmelka
    @acmelka Před 14 dny +118

    Being ignorant used to be shameful, Trump changed that

  • @dennisw64
    @dennisw64 Před 14 dny +1360

    Against Jimmy Kimmel, Trump doesn't stand a chance...

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 Před 14 dny +94

      You are so right because Jimmy is SMART and FUNNY!!!

    • @duramaxdad
      @duramaxdad Před 14 dny +7

      Live vs recorded.

    • @sokem1
      @sokem1 Před 14 dny +34

      @@duramaxdad have you been to a live recording? they are pretty much what you see

    • @missoula5412
      @missoula5412 Před 14 dny +33

      “Doing Time Magazine”

    • @MarsCapone
      @MarsCapone Před 14 dny +38

      Kimmel 2028!

  • @arthurjeremypearson
    @arthurjeremypearson Před 13 dny +1

    I have never mastered the art of eating salads. That stuff jumps off your fork like nobody's business!

  • @thepackable
    @thepackable Před 14 dny +2

    Getting calls from your work on your day off. Asking you to come in. Putting your reputation on the line because the management is incapable of arranging the work schedule or the staff in a way that works.
    Can be very stressful and is actually inhumane. We get 2 days off a week and we god damn deserve it. F you for trying to take extra from us.

  • @randallsmith5631
    @randallsmith5631 Před 14 dny +199

    Trump's never been to any of his children's graduation

    • @caroljo420
      @caroljo420 Před 14 dny +29

      Yeah, but now he HAS to go.

    • @LauraHenderson-wx6xy
      @LauraHenderson-wx6xy Před 14 dny +18

      Actually he did go to Tiffany’s college graduation. But now he HAS to go to Barron’s high school graduation when I’m sure he’d rather be golfing. 👨🏻‍🎓⛳️🏌️‍♂️

    • @appletile2887
      @appletile2887 Před 14 dny +18

      Wait till Eric graduates from kindergarten

    • @jjohnson796
      @jjohnson796 Před 14 dny +15

      @@LauraHenderson-wx6xy morning line in Vegas says that he will indeed go golfing instead…..somebody will come up with an excuse for him.

    • @timmmahhhh
      @timmmahhhh Před 14 dny +10

      I'm willing to bet he goes golfing anyway.

  • @vanillathunder3024
    @vanillathunder3024 Před 14 dny +141

    I really cannot comprehend how we, as a country, have been swindled by this guy. It’s something historians will puzzle over in the future

    • @thed.z.a.4658
      @thed.z.a.4658 Před 14 dny +1

      learn from

    • @michellewall6748
      @michellewall6748 Před 14 dny +1

      Nope

    • @lornarettig3215
      @lornarettig3215 Před 14 dny

      I don’t believe anyone has been swindled. The people who support Donald Trump love him because they want to be him - rich enough (from being given tens of millions by his father, not by working) to behave as boorishly as you want with no consequence. You can trash talk whoever you want, you can treat people however you want, you don’t even need to work and there is never a consequence for you. They know what he is, and they love it.

    • @Jan-zv7ze
      @Jan-zv7ze Před 14 dny +1

      SWINDLED! GOOD ONE.

    • @lisacurrier7727
      @lisacurrier7727 Před 14 dny +6

      Not all us were! Some read the writing on the wall a long time ago.

  • @dnice374
    @dnice374 Před 14 dny +216

    The Flatulent Felon. Now with 200% more puppy killing power in his staff!

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 Před 14 dny +739

    A $9,000 fine for all the broken gag orders is an insult to all Americans who clung to the fiction that the system was still working and there was still some semblance of law and order. Openly pissing in our faces and telling us it's rain.

    • @geerid
      @geerid Před 14 dny +33

      Should be 90million/a message

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 Před 14 dny +64

      It’s the max fine for first offense, repercussions will be coming, he failed to follow laws, could affect other trials and gag orders!

    • @peaceangel4192
      @peaceangel4192 Před 14 dny +6

      The fiction...

    • @t.tenney3470
      @t.tenney3470 Před 14 dny +5

      3 days..... Donnie can behave for 3 days...

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth Před 14 dny

      Yes judgr is following guidelines and the judge said in future incarceration for breaking the gag order is a possibility ​@jcoopes5604

  • @brograb898
    @brograb898 Před 14 dny +2

    Josh Meyers should get more gigs.

  • @pamelatimmins1055
    @pamelatimmins1055 Před 14 dny

    Congratulations, Travis, well deserved. You earned it.
    Congratulations, Taylor, you are phenomenal, as is TTPD and the Anthology. Top 14, plus 29 in the top 50. Amazing. I love every song on TTPD and the Anthology.
    Lock trump up in jail where it is warm and toasty while trial goes on without him.
    You are so funny, Jimmy.

  • @vernonhoff8429
    @vernonhoff8429 Před 14 dny +76

    Want to go to your kids graduation? Don't break the law. That was hard

    • @niczim123
      @niczim123 Před 14 dny +3

      That was my first thought too, and you know thats what he would be saying to anyone else in that same situation.

  • @beeonthyme5760
    @beeonthyme5760 Před 14 dny +39

    I hope the judge adds " if you don't attend Barron's graduation, you will be in contempt and serve 3 days in prison for using that for a delay ".

  • @Arlene-me8jo
    @Arlene-me8jo Před 13 dny

    I love Jimmy and watch his show everyday!!!!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @debranielsen2002
    @debranielsen2002 Před 14 dny +111

    As I recall, Dumptruck needs two hands to hold a glass of water. Let Mr. Biden eat his salad any way he wants.

    • @ernestcruz6316
      @ernestcruz6316 Před 14 dny +6

      That's because Donald's not used to drinking out of anything but a paper soft drink cup from a fast food place. He can't drink anything without a plastic straw to suck it through.

    • @jessicaburgess5242
      @jessicaburgess5242 Před 14 dny +2

      Seems like that's the best conversation they have.. they're so bright

    • @WhoKnows892
      @WhoKnows892 Před 14 dny +2

      I remember seeing that clip for the first time, I died!

    • @none-dc6hl
      @none-dc6hl Před 14 dny +7

      At least Biden knows what a salad is and knows how important eating healthy can do for his health

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 Před 14 dny +4

      @@none-dc6hl As well as hold a conversation at the same time.

  • @stevemerchant2746
    @stevemerchant2746 Před 14 dny +337

    He is a criminal... That's the bottom line.
    He was tooo busy with many women when his son was born , but now he wants to go to his high school graduation.

    • @alfiegrace
      @alfiegrace Před 14 dny +19

      Shall we take bets as to whether tfg actually shows up for his son‘s graduation?

    • @stewartfenton7660
      @stewartfenton7660 Před 14 dny +12

      Those women are looking at him now,sitting there filling his diaper, with their flesh crawling.

    • @swarti2036
      @swarti2036 Před 14 dny +11

      Never went . Barton would be horrified ! Think of what the kids say about both parents !!’

    • @craigcothren6629
      @craigcothren6629 Před 14 dny +21

      FYI Trump never attended a school graduation of any of his other sons

    • @justinchin0
      @justinchin0 Před 14 dny +7

      ​@@alfiegraceI would bet 100 he still doesn't attend! 😅

  • @melaniewilliamson2862
    @melaniewilliamson2862 Před 13 dny

    I can't even with Scharf, he looks like a Wallace and Gromit character and I love it lol!

  • @pamelalepper2368
    @pamelalepper2368 Před 14 dny

    Keep going Jimmy!!! Love your show.

  • @JustMeeee369
    @JustMeeee369 Před 14 dny +125

    He still won't show up! He's NEVER been to any of his kids graduations.

    • @joyrarefilly5354
      @joyrarefilly5354 Před 14 dny

      Are you a china spy?

    • @pkerber
      @pkerber Před 14 dny +16

      @@joyrarefilly5354 - are you a Russian bot?😂

    • @leonnisson1435
      @leonnisson1435 Před 14 dny

      Maybe it's because he hates animals and kids cause they always steal the show from him. 😡

    • @IAMTHEBIGCHUCQUITA
      @IAMTHEBIGCHUCQUITA Před 14 dny

      Well he has to attend now seeing that he made such a big show about the judge keeping him from attending!

    • @EZE6_4166
      @EZE6_4166 Před 14 dny

      ​@@joyrarefilly5354Are you ignorant.😂

  • @Loveoldies50
    @Loveoldies50 Před 14 dny +79

    I'll bet that Baron would be thrilled if his dad didn't attend his graduation. His dad is an embarrassment. It's Baron's day to shine. If he were my dad, I wouldn't want him there! And the attorney, Will Sharp, grinning after being introduced is hysterical! Keep up the comedy, Jimmy! You're doing a great job!

    • @andrewroberts4071
      @andrewroberts4071 Před 14 dny +1

      If you actually knew your dad, you would want him at your graduation lol

    • @davidwang4364
      @davidwang4364 Před 14 dny +2

      Has anyone noticed that Will Sharp's smile is suspiciously like Melania Trump's? . . . now, you don't suppose . . . eh?

  • @frankdeboer1347
    @frankdeboer1347 Před 13 dny

    Love falling to sleep to late night monologues.

  • @user-us7lg2nx7n
    @user-us7lg2nx7n Před 10 dny

    My. Name is joe downs and I lost my granddaughter to what Billy had I pray for your family that he gets better from my family to yours god bless

  • @gothnate
    @gothnate Před 14 dny +31

    No way a judge would have ever cancelled a day of court to let a real person go to their kid's graduation.

    • @lesliepedersen2539
      @lesliepedersen2539 Před 14 dny +1

      I agree with you but Trump is going to be miserable 😢

    • @mitchhills4747
      @mitchhills4747 Před 14 dny +2

      @@lesliepedersen2539 He is always miserable, whatever the situation and is so entitled about everything.

  • @anabellewis5824
    @anabellewis5824 Před 14 dny +47

    Please vote for democracy, vote blue

  • @vinodsoni5063
    @vinodsoni5063 Před 14 dny +1

    Why has no one else complained about the cold?
    Why have no reporters not reported on the real temperature?

    • @r.a.y.1704
      @r.a.y.1704 Před 13 dny

      They aren’t sitting in wet diapers…

  • @judystephens7131
    @judystephens7131 Před 14 dny +1

    You know why they keep it cold, gas smells stronger in a warm room.

  • @livinitup3829
    @livinitup3829 Před 14 dny +66

    In what world does any other criminal defendant in this country get the court to cancel for the day in order for the defendant to attend a high school graduation

    • @diedampfbrasse98
      @diedampfbrasse98 Před 14 dny

      get real, pretty much every western society which elects the upper class into power gives the upper class such privileges in their legal system ... especially those alpha versions of democracy like the UK

    • @android12921
      @android12921 Před 14 dny +1

      Court Karen is what Trump really is

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Před 14 dny +930

    Blame our country for not putting this trump guy in Jail🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @gary-rr7jp
    @gary-rr7jp Před 14 dny

    That attorney's forced smile is very similar to De Santis'.😁

  • @Yasminescookingshow
    @Yasminescookingshow Před 14 dny +1

    Is that Seth Meyers’ brother as the governor of Cali? I recognize those features. 😀

  • @mssage974
    @mssage974 Před 14 dny +83

    I know a young man who wasnt allowed to go to his father's funeral. That's more important than a graduation.

    • @dceplay
      @dceplay Před 14 dny +9

      Trump’s funeral? You got me excited for a minute there....

    • @judystephens7131
      @judystephens7131 Před 14 dny +2

      He probably won't go to Barons graduation.

  • @raphaelw8s4u
    @raphaelw8s4u Před 14 dny +26

    As a german, i know from history (both old and quite recent) that people actually will vote for guys like this. Because they always look for the easy way out, no matter the consequences for others. But i do hope that people in the US will not be like people in 1933 who said "he wants the right things" or "it won't be that bad".

    • @demondogmom7221
      @demondogmom7221 Před 14 dny +2

      You and me both... hoping we're not stupid enough to vote him in.

  • @BrrGrrDelux
    @BrrGrrDelux Před 14 dny

    The tiny mittens are gold.

  • @maishayangu9216
    @maishayangu9216 Před 14 dny +279

    Aren't there fathers in this country who are incacerated and have missed their childrens Functions from first birthday to highschool graduations to marriages and first grandchildren even burials of their loved ones? Why does this country pretend so much that there is impartiality when the dealing with people? It is bollocks!

    • @Scubidu-ni6ny
      @Scubidu-ni6ny Před 14 dny +30

      What about the military, police, firemen and medics!

    • @WhatupdoeTV313
      @WhatupdoeTV313 Před 14 dny

      No, it’s only a 2 tier justice system when the courts won’t do what a “criminal billionaire” wants them to do.

    • @Djamonja
      @Djamonja Před 14 dny

      Well, to be fair, Trump hasn't been found guilty of anything (yet). Someone who is incarcerated has presumably been found guilty of a crime to put them in prison/jail, and therefore would not be allowed to go to a family event.

    • @mattsoca1
      @mattsoca1 Před 14 dny +18

      Especially when it has been reported that he did not attend the graduation ceremonies of the other kids.

    • @florenceallison8159
      @florenceallison8159 Před 14 dny +14

      The main point is, there are men who are willing to be fathers but have their rights taken away. Who actually want to be present in their offsprings life continously.
      And Donald Trump is not that man.

  • @crunchydragon2025
    @crunchydragon2025 Před 14 dny +71

    I bet Barron does not want him there, with all the chaos he always brings.

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Před 14 dny

      If I were Barron I would instantly drop out of high school and never graduate because of the media frenzy of it all. No kid should have this much pressure on him for completing his primary education and now the entire country is invested in it. What a selfish man Donald Trump is, using your own son as a tool for political leverage.

    • @karenmilligan5597
      @karenmilligan5597 Před 14 dny

      That's what I thought, and Melania probably doesn't want him there either. 😂

    • @DeathBYDesign666
      @DeathBYDesign666 Před 13 dny +1

      @@karenmilligan5597 I literally don't think anyone actually wants him there at this point but now he has to go and make it all about him. I can't wait for that awkward moment where he hugs his son and he recoils from the smell. He apparently calls him "diaper man" so he is so not looking forward to this day. I would totally drop out if I were him.

  • @traceythompson1092
    @traceythompson1092 Před 13 dny +1

    That Gavin Newsom bit was 🔥 !

  • @MariaH11113
    @MariaH11113 Před 14 dny

    You are hilarious! Love your voice and how you say things 😂😂😂

  • @berthanadrossos9802
    @berthanadrossos9802 Před 14 dny +49

    He acts like he is the first and only person to be subpoenaed to court.

    • @benjamindavis2475
      @benjamindavis2475 Před 14 dny +4

      He is a narcissist. He's the only person period

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Před 14 dny +2

      "The first president in history, and frankly the first person ever...." Don't pretend yall don't hear it rn 😹

  • @kimclarkson9083
    @kimclarkson9083 Před 14 dny +54

    Eric showed up because he hopes daddy will mention him as family for once.

  • @tvccreator_elysius
    @tvccreator_elysius Před 14 dny

    Jimmy Kimmel's out here pulling a flex move by getting Seth Meyers' brother to help out with that Gavin Newsom ad. XD Wonderful performance from Josh!

  • @sonchi203
    @sonchi203 Před 13 dny +1

    I love Jimmy Kimmel. Best talk show host of all time. He also seems like a goodhearted person, great comedian.

  • @ME-hv9kx
    @ME-hv9kx Před 14 dny +41

    It will be embarrassing for Baron to have his Dad at the graduation…

    • @jackiewalton4876
      @jackiewalton4876 Před 14 dny +1

      Stop torturing that kid; its not his fault his daddy(assuming likely) is a grifter.

    • @audreywellham2413
      @audreywellham2413 Před 14 dny +1

      @@jackiewalton4876it’s a statement not torture. We are sorry his parents chose this life for him. I’m sure he is embarrassed by his dad. Many are mortified. Realize what his dad is in court for and WHY. 🙏🏻🇺🇸⚖️💙🗽🩺

  • @jaredwalpole3148
    @jaredwalpole3148 Před 14 dny +98

    "Right to disconnect" is in place in Ontario, Canada where it is illegal for companies with more than 25 employees to contact employees outside business hours..... AND. IT. IS. GLORIOUS.

    • @mityaboy4639
      @mityaboy4639 Před 14 dny +14

      yep, i am not sure how Kimmel could see this as weird…
      its a brilliant piece of employee protection law, making sure, that they cant call you on your holiday to tell you that your holiday just got cancelled (and somehow magically should appear in the office next morning while you are half a planet away) - or to send you “urgent” emails on a saturday night and expect you to work on it and complete it by monday morning…
      anyway… that was pretty weird

    • @catsandcrafts171
      @catsandcrafts171 Před 14 dny +9

      I'm also not sure why an employer should need to pester an employee outside of work hours. (I'm English, it's not really usual here, you are paid for your work time, not to be hassled 24/7). There are obviously some jobs where this is entirely acceptable, but for the ordinary working person, you should be able to switch off when you leave the workplace and enjoy your leisure time.

    • @bastet8840
      @bastet8840 Před 14 dny +5

      We have the same law here in Portugal.
      It works wonders on your mental health, I assure you.
      The law here is as follows, exact quote
      "Outside working hours, the employee has the right to turn off all service communication systems with the employer or not to comply with the employer's requests. In turn, the employer must refrain from contacting the employee during the rest period. The employee has the right to choose not to contact the employer, while the employer is denied the possibility of contacting the employee."

    • @ScorpiusZA.
      @ScorpiusZA. Před 14 dny +6

      Exactly - you can't contact your employees *after hours*. Oh the horror. The tragedy.

    • @davidladjani108
      @davidladjani108 Před 14 dny +3

      It exists in more and more countries

  • @georgeritmeester4736
    @georgeritmeester4736 Před 10 dny

    The best part of Jimmy's monologues is you know Trump watches every one of them.

    • @rbstevns1534
      @rbstevns1534 Před 10 dny

      He just earned 1.5 billion in stock options…….. any questions brokees
      Economy……Border……..Crime……..Foreign Policy any questions…….MAGA 24 🇺🇸😎

    • @georgeritmeester4736
      @georgeritmeester4736 Před 8 dny

      ​@@rbstevns1534
      You don't seem to understand my comment.

  • @BlueDoginRedSoLa-PT_Chic

    Having to watch this again because I fell asleep the first time! 😅