MANY People Say Trump FARTS in Court and Privately Stews Over Jimmy & Guillermo Meets Madonna!

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  • čas přidán 21. 04. 2024
  • Opening arguments began this morning in the People of the State of New York vs Donald Jeraldine Trump, he posted little bursts of lunacy on Truth Social in protest, his lawyers made it clear that they are going to continue to deny Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels, Trump is rumored to be farting in the courtroom but there’s no way to prove it so please don’t repost this video out of context with dumb captions like “The Shart of the Deal” or “Gassolini”, Donny has reportedly been stewing in private over everything from the look of his courtroom sketches to Jimmy making fun of him, New York Times reporter Susanne Craig wrote that Trump is STILL having trouble staying awake during the trial, we will hear testimony from his old friend David Pecker tomorrow, Taylor Swift’s album dropped over the weekend and Jimmy was confused about a bumper sticker he saw, and Guillermo went to Mexico City over the weekend as a special guest of Madonna who pulled him up on stage at her concert!
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  • @kelleywimberley
    @kelleywimberley Před 11 dny +588

    Now you know why those large men who come up to him calling him sir - have tears in their eyes!

  • @user-fj5qf7gt6n
    @user-fj5qf7gt6n Před 11 dny +872

    Nice to see Ben Meiselas making it on Kimmel, you go Ben!

  • @dc7468
    @dc7468 Před 10 dny +48

    I was in a restaurant a year ago and Don jr. and Eric were seated at the table next to me. Both cut farts out loud all evening long. Must be a family thing where they blast gas non stop.

  • @easyduzit6118
    @easyduzit6118 Před 10 dny +55

    He was literally breaking new wind as the first President ever to pass gas most uproariously while being tried for various felonies.

    • @alwilson3204
      @alwilson3204 Před 9 dny

      The first POTUS ever to keep all his campaign promises. And Biden's first executive order is to shut down the oil pipeline and raise inflation! 🤒

  • @tmtm5595
    @tmtm5595 Před 11 dny +249

    He's going to be pissed off with this one Jimmy! Ha ha ha..

    • @KrakenIsland64
      @KrakenIsland64 Před 11 dny +27

      He won't be happy about that at all, according to Stormy he prefers to be pissed on!
      Who needs writers, Trumps life writes the jokes all by itself 😂

    • @user-bd1bj8gk6j
      @user-bd1bj8gk6j Před 11 dny +1

      Why does this comment sound like a threat lmao

  • @I_Am_Become_Light
    @I_Am_Become_Light Před 11 dny +1493

    It's way, way, way past his jail time.

    • @kekojones7641
      @kekojones7641 Před 11 dny +31

      😂😂😂😂

    • @vedagower-my5wy
      @vedagower-my5wy Před 11 dny

      The courts are afraid to put Trump in jail because they are afraid of riots.
      VoteBLUE 💙

    • @tristanbenning8168
      @tristanbenning8168 Před 11 dny

      Yea for the Biden Crime Family

    • @govindagovindaji4662
      @govindagovindaji4662 Před 11 dny

      Guarantee you, it will NEVER, EVER happen. It is just like why they were unwilling to put Madoff's wrongdoings on trial of any kind. If they had, too many banks and big corporations would have had to testify to their own dereliction of duty. If Trump is convicted in this trial, which I also doubt, he will get a suspended sentence. Guaranteed.

    • @aldamakazumi
      @aldamakazumi Před 11 dny +23

      They are just letting him finish his movie: 'Fart and Furious'🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @isybee
    @isybee Před 10 dny +77

    After Noemi said, "Trump doesn't think he's better than anyone else." Or something along those lines, I absolutely lost it. I'm still crying from laughing so hard. OMG, I have not laughed that hard in years!

    • @levent8208
      @levent8208 Před 10 dny +4

      😂😂

    • @sachadee.6104
      @sachadee.6104 Před 9 dny +2

      I think she misspoke, or misquoted? It was supposed to be : Trump thinks he's better than anyone else. In the world. !".

    • @levent8208
      @levent8208 Před 8 dny +1

      @@sachadee.6104 😅

    • @MrMatteNWk
      @MrMatteNWk Před 6 dny

      Her dog ate her speech. Which is odd because she murdered her dog many years before...

  • @SPQSpartacus
    @SPQSpartacus Před 9 dny +18

    We know he is obsessed and will watch. And he will be furious. He will stay awake Late into the Night, and even More sleepy in the courtroom.

  • @stevewarwick2103
    @stevewarwick2103 Před 11 dny +315

    Trump sure knows the Fart of the deal! 😆

  • @oldman3319
    @oldman3319 Před 11 dny +1279

    In Europe we don't understand that somebody who is indicted for so many cases, can still run for president?

    • @juliemissick4206
      @juliemissick4206 Před 11 dny +314

      We don’t understand it either.

    • @lauraturner7048
      @lauraturner7048 Před 11 dny +146

      There is no law saying he can’t. Unbelievable, right?

    • @oldman3319
      @oldman3319 Před 11 dny +48

      @@lauraturner7048 suppose he will be convicted, what happens then? Can he still run?

    • @curiosdogg
      @curiosdogg Před 11 dny +62

      ​@oldman3319 unfortunately. The thought was that a person could be wrongly convicted by the opposing political side. Imagine Nevalny in Russia. Putin put him in prison for nothing. In America, that person can still run for President which in that case would be very fair. It was a good, original thought. It backfired horrendously, but the premise was sound.

    • @elimaurer9491
      @elimaurer9491 Před 11 dny +45

      I've heard of a German politician who went to jail for 'Trouble Making' in 1921 and then on a separate case in 1924, was convicted and imprisoned changed with 'High Treason'.

  • @JoseGonzalez-pv6sy
    @JoseGonzalez-pv6sy Před 9 dny +19

    To see him with Madona is history in the making congratulations for this Jimmy, Guillermo nailed it

  • @mcdutchpatriot6763
    @mcdutchpatriot6763 Před 10 dny +154

    Trrrrrumph 🤢 I am Dutch and I can’t wait to see behind bars 🔒

    • @susieroberts8175
      @susieroberts8175 Před 10 dny +1

      Lekker!

    • @vjcodec
      @vjcodec Před 8 dny

      @@susieroberts8175double lekker!!

    • @VanessaNoname-lb2dc
      @VanessaNoname-lb2dc Před 6 dny +2

      Oh how impressive you're dutch! Wow can I have your autograph!

    • @noelleonard2498
      @noelleonard2498 Před 6 dny

      Can't wait till Ukraine is part of Russia

    • @mcdutchpatriot6763
      @mcdutchpatriot6763 Před 6 dny +3

      @@VanessaNoname-lb2dc hi Marjorie tailor Green, are you a little upset ?
      Don’t think Trump is popular outside your MAGA cloud

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 Před 11 dny +126

    Seeing Ben Meiselas on Kimmel is like watching the local neighborhood kid get instantly famous.

  • @rclausen
    @rclausen Před 11 dny +934

    Trump must be FUMING over this episode. Jimmy Kimmel and MeidasTouch - his two least favorite shows.🤣🤣
    💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨

    • @johnhammond9962
      @johnhammond9962 Před 11 dny +75

      From what I hear, there are plenty of fumes coming from him.

    • @rob9241
      @rob9241 Před 11 dny +43

      Fuming nah he is living up to the English meaning of his name, fart.

    • @johnl6176
      @johnl6176 Před 11 dny +56

      @@rob9241 As Jimmy said "We're in unsharted territory here", at least for the time being.

    • @teresatrigiani7838
      @teresatrigiani7838 Před 11 dny +21

      @@johnhammond9962 from the diaper

    • @tinadiffee3900
      @tinadiffee3900 Před 11 dny +14

      @@johnhammond9962HA!! You got it!!!

  • @cathyflorence8040
    @cathyflorence8040 Před 10 dny +25

    Oh this is absolutely hysterical 🤣 😆 I don't know your laws, but if he was anywhere else in the world, I'm sure he'd be in jail!!! 😮😮

    • @JM-wn1gr
      @JM-wn1gr Před 23 hodinami

      Here in America, we believe and due justice even when there was a corrupt prosecutor and judge
      We don’t just jail, people specially when they’re innocent

    • @cathyflorence8040
      @cathyflorence8040 Před 13 hodinami

      @@JM-wn1gr oh I see, so he's innocent. 😊

  • @margaretcortes9809
    @margaretcortes9809 Před 10 dny +19

    The problem is that he has already spoken about all those people. Now, he has to take whatever they dish out. They also have freedom of speech, and now they're going to use it without fear of retaliation.

  • @e.d.h5533
    @e.d.h5533 Před 11 dny +307

    Before Trump, that courtroom was "unfarted" territory.

  • @k.alicepritchett4638
    @k.alicepritchett4638 Před 11 dny +311

    This is so funny!!!! Kimmel is a master at ridiculing Trump!!!! KEEP IT UP!!

    • @ln8116
      @ln8116 Před 11 dny +6

      He is producing Fartaroma.

    • @Yahyia-cv3sx
      @Yahyia-cv3sx Před 11 dny +9

      Trump makes it so tempting to ridicule him. And it's necessary! To defend our nation, our freedoms, our impressionable youth!

  • @Danceer-uz8kp
    @Danceer-uz8kp Před 9 dny +9

    So far, the judiciary, despite being law-abiding, clean and acting in good faith, have done everything they can to delay Trump's trials and have done everything they can to doubt and question the evidence, just so as not to give the impression of being biased.
    It remains to be hoped that this chivalry, fairness and decency will not ultimately turn into a boomerang.

  • @erikawindt529
    @erikawindt529 Před 9 dny +8

    The “Gag” odor causes everyone in the Courtroom from Stinky’s Stench Everybody needs gasmasks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Columbiastargazer
    @Columbiastargazer Před 11 dny +2380

    trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal

    • @tylersmash7134
      @tylersmash7134 Před 11 dny +71

      I mean, he's violated numerous gag orders and is STILL talking crap about jurors.

    • @heidiperez1387
      @heidiperez1387 Před 11 dny +36

      💯%!!!

    • @Electric_Skunk
      @Electric_Skunk Před 11 dny +30

      Did he swear on the New Testament or the Trump testament with his constitutional cliff notes

    • @broadwaybaby348
      @broadwaybaby348 Před 11 dny +21

      Nailed it

    • @resQfurppl
      @resQfurppl Před 11 dny +38

      @@tylersmash7134
      and complaining that he’s gagged & can’t talk - while he’s talking

  • @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
    @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox Před 11 dny +1131

    To think hundreds of thousands of taxpayers dollars wasted on this asses security.

    • @ray24051
      @ray24051 Před 11 dny +68

      More like millions of dollars every year.

    • @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox
      @mariemelansongundy-vx4ox Před 11 dny +33

      @ray24051 I'm just counting the 5 guarding Trump. Not the rest of the family which is yes millions of dollars.

    • @SuperCaliforniaBarbi
      @SuperCaliforniaBarbi Před 11 dny +22

      Millions

    • @Cheryldqt
      @Cheryldqt Před 11 dny +33

      Think of the tax dollars going toward everything having to do with tRump's criminal behavior and court costs, etc.

    • @EndlessTravels
      @EndlessTravels Před 11 dny

      I know right, millions wasted, we could totally add that to biden's TRILLIONS to cover border protection abroad for 3 current wars....

  • @grantharrison5307
    @grantharrison5307 Před 10 dny +12

    Hi, just wanted to say love Jimmy it’s part of my day to watch his monologue and laugh, absolutely tare Donny boy apart, you get under Trumpys skin.
    Can only watch the clips because we don’t have JKL on telie in Australia, Hi from Perth Western Australia.
    Keep up the great work laugh out loud tear rolling laughs, coming to see the show when I’m in LA next my Wife’s American. Grant from Perth! Jim on TV in oz please,

  • @guitarholio
    @guitarholio Před 10 dny +12

    Dildonald Trumpkin probably passed out in court from his own stench.

  • @MeidasTouch
    @MeidasTouch Před 11 dny +122

    There’s a reason he says so many people approach him with tears in their eyes.

    • @MutethatBozo
      @MutethatBozo Před 11 dny +14

      Rock on, Meidas Mighty!🙂

    • @roserose8283
      @roserose8283 Před 11 dny +4

      👍😆

    • @jeffreyh1778
      @jeffreyh1778 Před 11 dny +6

      Yooooo Ben! You made it to Jimmy Kimmel!

    • @Kid_Ying
      @Kid_Ying Před 11 dny +2

      Hell yeah! Awesome to see you guys here.

    • @macrent2
      @macrent2 Před 11 dny +5

      They are probably tearing up from his stench.

  • @laurirohr5364
    @laurirohr5364 Před 11 dny +1332

    Trump is the biggest embarrassment in America.
    In every way.
    So many crimes...lock him up!
    You're on fire Jimmy & were here for it!💙

    • @Loknath009
      @Loknath009 Před 11 dny +73

      Even worse is the people who voted / want to vote for him!

    • @AAZEDLARC
      @AAZEDLARC Před 11 dny +44

      I agree and would add "on the planet." Jimmy K deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom during Old Handsome Joe's second administration :)

    • @2bunnies254
      @2bunnies254 Před 11 dny +56

      It's sad we put President in front of his name.

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 Před 11 dny +34

      The first witness is a guy Trump stole $150K from... this is perfect.

    • @carlocalingasan998
      @carlocalingasan998 Před 11 dny +1

      @@Loknath009 I think you should try to know them more before you judge them. They are our poor American brothers forgotten by Bush, Obama, Clinton and Biden.

  • @CloyMc
    @CloyMc Před 10 dny +16

    I guess MTG would breath the farts of Donald Trump with distinction.

  • @gaylhowell6545
    @gaylhowell6545 Před 10 dny +15

    Jimmy, thank goodness for your humor 😂😅😂 You help keep us sane!

  • @gedigi9010
    @gedigi9010 Před 11 dny +325

    How can his lawyer possibly keep a straight face and not start laughing at him?
    Trump is such a buffoon .

    • @morstyrannis1951
      @morstyrannis1951 Před 11 dny +18

      The answer in two simple words, “billable hours.”

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio Před 11 dny

      ​@@morstyrannis1951 he's hoping T***p Tower still has a functional "accounts payable" department

    • @amberturdcoloringbook1733
      @amberturdcoloringbook1733 Před 11 dny +13

      They laugh at Trump when he is not looking 🤭🤭

    • @Jyard
      @Jyard Před 11 dny +7

      Lawyer is worried about getting paid!

    • @sbh344
      @sbh344 Před 11 dny +7

      His lawyer probably believes trump will pay him the bill.

  • @LvndrHppE2
    @LvndrHppE2 Před 11 dny +243

    Oh man, Ben Meiselas is going to be thrilled to know he was shown on your show.

  • @joannejackson5229
    @joannejackson5229 Před 10 dny +23

    Geezzz, Jimmy, you're killing me laughing this time of the morning 😂! Love you, mate!❤

  • @3ver4fter53
    @3ver4fter53 Před 10 dny +6

    Trump... Madonna... Honnestly I don't know who was the most embarrassing to watch.

  • @brianharrington5353
    @brianharrington5353 Před 11 dny +174

    A haiku for you:
    Old man sleeps in court
    Toxic stench is all around
    Men with tears in eyes

    • @ZolaClyde
      @ZolaClyde Před 11 dny +15

      Nice job! (I love haikus)

    • @ytsux9259
      @ytsux9259 Před 11 dny +11

      Come up and say,
      "Sir, you are the best ever,
      the best con in history"

    • @terri6854
      @terri6854 Před 11 dny +6

      Nice. Translate it into Japanese.

    • @handmadehearts
      @handmadehearts Před 11 dny +3

    • @Cheryldqt
      @Cheryldqt Před 11 dny +7

      Courtroom disclaimer: Enter at your own risk. People with breathing issues may prefer to inhale the fumes from taxis outside.

  • @freespeechbeyond2024
    @freespeechbeyond2024 Před 11 dny +1569

    We The People of The United States of America do not need a " Dictator " . Please Vote for Democracy America.

    • @teelo12000
      @teelo12000 Před 11 dny +30

      Please vote Trump back in so we can go back to laughing at you again. Sincerely, ~Rest of the world

    • @ace9840
      @ace9840 Před 11 dny +15

      Rather have a Constitutional Democratic Republic.

    • @phampton16
      @phampton16 Před 11 dny +26

      Absolutely 🇺🇸💙

    • @eriksparks9179
      @eriksparks9179 Před 11 dny +55

      ​@@ace9840Why do you people insist on this game of semantics? A democratic republic is a function of democracy. It doesn't matter if you call it a democracy or a democratic republic. The majority still chooses it's leadership and we don't have fascist dictators. It's funny how nobody ever had a problem with the concept of democracy before Trump lost the 2020 election.

    • @CX103
      @CX103 Před 11 dny

      @@ace9840 The more qualifiers people add to the word republic, the more obviously it is a dictatorship:
      People’s Republic of China
      Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
      German Democratic Republic
      and so on
      Do you really want the Constitutional Democratic Republic of the United States of Trumpia to join that list?

  • @KC-nb3st
    @KC-nb3st Před 10 dny +6

    Love your work Jimmy! Keep it coming!

  • @doc0815martens
    @doc0815martens Před 10 dny +10

    Ben Meiselas on Jimmy Kimmel live. 😂😂😂 ... and the clips afterwards, my belly is hurting from laughing. 😂🤣

  • @LyonsM
    @LyonsM Před 11 dny +3655

    Stop letting trump testify In front of the courthouse. If he wants to tell his side of the story then let him get on the witness stand and testify. Where he can be cross examined!!

    • @allison4970
      @allison4970 Před 11 dny +292

      He keeps incriminating himself and violating gag orders... I say let the man SPEAK!

    • @TravelwithTasha393
      @TravelwithTasha393 Před 11 dny +217

      They aren’t stopping him. They can use it in court. He is doing the prosecutors job. They can enforce the gag order that would be great

    • @deenormus1975
      @deenormus1975 Před 11 dny +80

      I second that

    • @grammysal
      @grammysal Před 11 dny +60

      I agree!

    • @joemtnclimber793
      @joemtnclimber793 Před 11 dny +60

      1000%

  • @mattfoley6082
    @mattfoley6082 Před 11 dny +221

    I just left a comment on Fox: "Whatever you do, DO NOT watch Jimmy Kimmel's monologue!"

    • @AlexaJane9091
      @AlexaJane9091 Před 11 dny +46

      Haha wait for the trollers to arrive over here with their outrage 😂

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex Před 11 dny +51

      I just saw Dog the bounty hunter on fox, thought it was MTG for a second

    • @salviaspuzzle
      @salviaspuzzle Před 11 dny +21

      @@4-Methylaminorex they're 2 different people? 😂

    • @Lib-Tard
      @Lib-Tard Před 11 dny +8

      Perfect!😊💙

    • @justsayin5609
      @justsayin5609 Před 11 dny +6

      😂😂😂

  • @ronaldmacpherson3345
    @ronaldmacpherson3345 Před 8 dny +3

    He’s been gaslighting all the time. So that’s why he makes a stink !

  • @elizabethphillips7838
    @elizabethphillips7838 Před 10 dny +4

    I was expecting him to pull his own finger in that last clip!😂😂😂

  • @paulbruney1072
    @paulbruney1072 Před 11 dny +629

    He says he’s not allowed to speak but the S. O. B. Never shuts up!

    • @nancyx6390
      @nancyx6390 Před 11 dny +41

      I know!!! He keeps talking....and talking...and talking 🤦. I now mute him whenever they show him talking 😊

    • @bobheck8326
      @bobheck8326 Před 11 dny +17

      @@nancyx6390 👍💯

    • @steve-uu6bb
      @steve-uu6bb Před 11 dny

      @@nancyx6390 its like listening to Putin, you know 90 percent is complete bullshit

    • @stephenhatt742
      @stephenhatt742 Před 11 dny +9

      Thanks I needed that laugh , you totally nailed it :) Zoe , Canada

    • @stevepierce9152
      @stevepierce9152 Před 10 dny +17

      He can't shut up. He is a narcissist. He HAS to be right, and will accept nothing less. Pointing the finger at everyone else out to get him and ruin him trying to be The Emperor.

  • @veganbutcherhackepeter
    @veganbutcherhackepeter Před 11 dny +190

    Given his diet, I'd be really surprised if he didn't pass rancid gas all the time.

    • @teresatrigiani7838
      @teresatrigiani7838 Před 11 dny +9

      you can bet he's a chronic

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 Před 11 dny +3

      That orange cheese from McD's is all-pervasive...dyeing him orange, fermenting to yield noxious fumes, lubing his nether pipeworks...a multiple use food product.

    • @rosablume4346
      @rosablume4346 Před 11 dny +1

      You mean like an anging Labrador, like Sorrow? 🤪

    • @veganbutcherhackepeter
      @veganbutcherhackepeter Před 11 dny

      @@rosablume4346 I love 'The Hotel New Hampshire'! 🥰

    • @Fifty1100times
      @Fifty1100times Před 9 dny

      Oh he does! His Aides said they had to fumigate the Oval Office when he left and clean the food off the walls that the threw at people in meetings in staff meetings

  • @vernalc2449
    @vernalc2449 Před 10 dny +4

    Fynny how someone who claims to have "committed no crime" keeps insisting that he has "immunity"!

  • @nogoogleplus
    @nogoogleplus Před 11 dny +239

    Honestly I’ve never been a huge fan of Kimmel, but he’s won me over with the way he fearlessly rips on Trump…excellent work Jimmy🤣

    • @karmaalstad5588
      @karmaalstad5588 Před 11 dny +20

      Laurence O'Donnell does a great job too.

    • @teresatrigiani7838
      @teresatrigiani7838 Před 11 dny +15

      Kimmel rules on comedy over the orange man.

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 Před 11 dny

      @@karmaalstad5588 I can't watch him without picturing those clips of him yelling at his staff. They're so funny and depressing at the same time.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Před 11 dny +9

      For a former president to be obsessed with a comedian, that's another level

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Před 11 dny +5

      Keith Olbermann & Seth Myers does a fine job. Basically, that’s all KO lives for.

  • @robwakelin5559
    @robwakelin5559 Před 11 dny +381

    The thing that hasn't surfaced is that in England, the word trump is used as a polite way to say that someone farted!! Hence his surname has always been a joke to us Brits.

    • @martinconnelly1473
      @martinconnelly1473 Před 11 dny +27

      If he has his orange jumpsuit on you can say he has trumped in his romper.

    • @AladimBR
      @AladimBR Před 11 dny +19

      Donald Fart 😂?

    • @AladimBR
      @AladimBR Před 11 dny +19

      Donald Fart trumped in the courtroom 😂

    • @johnbeer4963
      @johnbeer4963 Před 11 dny +19

      I've been saying it and laughing about it since he waddled for president the first time. I called him president fartypance and president stinky all through his presidency

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. Před 11 dny +3

      I’ve been singing versions of Nelly The Elephant in my head since he first appeared, so this has really gone full circle now, hahaha.

  • @curtiscarlson8958
    @curtiscarlson8958 Před 10 dny +12

    Shout out to Meidas Touch Network! Kimmel points out the MTN exclusive on DJT farting in the courtroom.

  • @Bookwright
    @Bookwright Před 10 dny +3

    To be honest. All people in that courtroom farted at on time or another. They are in there for a whole day after all. Just imagine all the farts...😅

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Před 11 dny +104

    Not for nothing, there's an actual video of Trump farting on camera. He was next to Diane Feinstein when he did it and her response was classic.

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex Před 11 dny +14

      I've seen it, her face is hilarious. Rudy did the same thing.

    • @marcusott2973
      @marcusott2973 Před 11 dny +11

      People say, it's that moment when her dementia started. Poor woman
      Edit: he literally melted her brain

    • @andrewcrowder4958
      @andrewcrowder4958 Před 11 dny +4

      Sent her into her final decline.

    • @ytsux9259
      @ytsux9259 Před 11 dny +2

      I hate that orange thing, but gotta be honest here, pretty much all elders fart a lot. It's no big deal really.

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 Před 11 dny +1

      Was that the time when she stopped, looked at him and asked "What have you been eating?"

  • @stevendouglas6593
    @stevendouglas6593 Před 11 dny +193

    Thanks for sticking it to him Jimmy, he deserves it.

  • @joaparra2174
    @joaparra2174 Před 10 dny +5

    Awesome! I have not laughed this much at 3 pm in the afternoon!!!!!!

  • @chessdad182
    @chessdad182 Před 9 dny +3

    Have trump sit in a glass booth in the courtroom.

  • @kamibloodmoon7651
    @kamibloodmoon7651 Před 11 dny +94

    “Trump” literally means “fart” here in the UK

    • @TheViolalove
      @TheViolalove Před 11 dny +11

      Talk about living up to one’s name!😂

    • @RoccoGucci
      @RoccoGucci Před 11 dny +2

      Do you mean like. "Bluddy hell, that curry was spicy, I'll be Trumping all night."

    • @TheDonna200
      @TheDonna200 Před 11 dny +1

      Yup, you’re not wrong about that!! 😂😂🇬🇧🇺🇸

    • @TheDonna200
      @TheDonna200 Před 10 dny

      @@RoccoGucci Exactly! I couldn’t have put it better myself 🤣🤣

    • @t.dwhitaker8808
      @t.dwhitaker8808 Před dnem

      Or only if you knew what UK means here in the USA, you would probably puke up your tea and crumpets

  • @geekishgir
    @geekishgir Před 11 dny +76

    I was at a neighbour's house and she'd sent her obnoxious 6 yo son to his room for a time out. He sat in his room shouting juvenile insults at her about how it wasn't fair. At one point I laughed and said, "you got Donald Trump locked up in there?"

    • @dianep6791
      @dianep6791 Před 11 dny +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ahtaht227
      @Ahtaht227 Před 11 dny +2

      A 6 yr old would not yell insults to me his mother and still keep his teeth…that’s how you get an adult trump

    • @jaygray7102
      @jaygray7102 Před 11 dny +1

      @@Ahtaht227 oooohhhhh.....gotta' be real tough to take on a 6 year old

    • @user-zn6wz5ox6d
      @user-zn6wz5ox6d Před 11 dny

      😂

    • @geekishgir
      @geekishgir Před 11 dny

      @@Ahtaht227 oh dear, I feel I should call social services! lol No it wasn't that bad, it was whining how it wasn't fair, not his fault, he did nothing wrong. Mom just kept giving him more time out time. So yea, very Trumpian

  • @robdarney2288
    @robdarney2288 Před 9 dny +3

    Brilliant , loved the librarians 😂

  • @dustinsanchezmusic5851
    @dustinsanchezmusic5851 Před 10 dny +2

    I bet he doesn’t get on the stand to defend himself! But he sure tries to outside the courthouse 😂

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Před 11 dny +171

    Protesting a gag order by saying "They've taken away my right to express myself" is a weird way to admit that you can't distinguish between expressing yourself and attacking people.

  • @freespeechbeyond2024
    @freespeechbeyond2024 Před 11 dny +493

    " Dictator Don " . " But Her Emails ". Please send this wannabe " Dictator " " Dictator Don " packing. Please Vote for Democracy America...

    • @MG-jw6uy
      @MG-jw6uy Před 11 dny +17

      Send him to Mars on Space Force one way ticket.

    • @Prince_the_One
      @Prince_the_One Před 11 dny

      you dont care about hillarys emails because all you care about is trump

    • @Zomby_Woof
      @Zomby_Woof Před 11 dny +6

      ​@@MG-jw6uyMany people say we should only send him halfway.

    • @Mr80jb
      @Mr80jb Před 11 dny +1

      Vote for the deep swamp state? 😂

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 Před 11 dny +4

      ​@@Mr80jb
      Spanky's world is the swamp, if you haven't noticed.

  • @Sam-er1zx
    @Sam-er1zx Před 9 dny +2

    "I should be allowed to speak!" whines an elderly man who speaks constantly

  • @robungerer3813
    @robungerer3813 Před 10 dny +3

    Skunks use the same tactic to scare away their ennemies ... Well done Donald Skunk !

  • @SayAhh
    @SayAhh Před 11 dny +732

    If Trump only felt the same way about the freedom of speech of the people he forced to sign NDAs. Why won't he let them speak?

    • @diane9247
      @diane9247 Před 11 dny +40

      Excellent point!😂

    • @RobButler-ez7mv
      @RobButler-ez7mv Před 11 dny +2

      They are speaking , what do you think this circus is about!

    • @UK1uno
      @UK1uno Před 11 dny +1

      NDAs are signed globally. What's your point?

    • @Max_Mustermann
      @Max_Mustermann Před 11 dny +33

      @@UK1uno There are valid reasons for NDAs. Keeping one's extramarital affairs secret isn't one of them.

    • @Kerry-uo6og
      @Kerry-uo6og Před 11 dny

      They are speaking. All of them.

  • @BK-dy8jk
    @BK-dy8jk Před 11 dny +843

    IT was exactly how his presidency went too. A lot of promises, but all we got was a lot of farting, wheezing, complaining, whining, self grandizing, dictatorship and $8 trillion added in debt to show for it.!

    • @brdnrd
      @brdnrd Před 11 dny +3

      This comment was edited?? Get a new editor!

    • @bauerpower83
      @bauerpower83 Před 11 dny +5

      How's your new president doing? The country sucks right now. I'd take Trump and a fake fart over this mess.

    • @edg3048
      @edg3048 Před 11 dny +40

      and golf. don't forget the golf.

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 Před 11 dny +35

      ​@@bauerpower83what sucks?? You're impoverished??

    • @easymoneysniper9013
      @easymoneysniper9013 Před 11 dny +38

      ​@@bauerpower83my life is awesome maybe just YOUR life??

  • @officialSgtPepperArc360
    @officialSgtPepperArc360 Před 10 dny +1

    0:17 - It's the Randy Rainbow reference for me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lezafreemont1863
    @lezafreemont1863 Před 10 dny +4

    Ok DJT will have to be known as FARTY FIVE😂😂😂

  • @everso2151
    @everso2151 Před 11 dny +235

    Why is he allowed to stand outside spewing his lies?? Anyone else would be done for contempt of court!

  • @leahmurphy59
    @leahmurphy59 Před 11 dny +169

    I literally couldn’t wait until Monday just to hear Jimmy’s monologue about all that happened during this moron’s trial.

    • @joko09010
      @joko09010 Před 11 dny +5

      😂😂😂🙌🏻

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Před 11 dny

      Nvm I misread your comment lol

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 Před 11 dny +2

      But I'm in crisis because, apparently, this week Seth AND Stephen are off the air - HOW is that even allowed?!?

  • @MARIE19986
    @MARIE19986 Před 10 dny +2

    Thank you Jimmy that show had this 70 year old heart pounding!!!!!.

  • @cosak23
    @cosak23 Před 10 dny +3

    Donny Fartpants has invented his own style of gagging order

  • @dllwillis
    @dllwillis Před 11 dny +172

    Loved seeing a real political news outlet on the show. Shout out to the Meidastouch Network. Just the facts from those guys. Vote blue!

    • @MeidasTouch
      @MeidasTouch Před 11 dny +18

      😌

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads Před 11 dny +6

      And shoutout to Brian Tyler Cohen for his very informative daily videos of the trial! And to Jay Kuo of “The Status Kuo” articles.

    • @penelopesimpsonadams624
      @penelopesimpsonadams624 Před 11 dny +2

      @@Ceerads And to Glenn Kirschner for Justice Matters!, Joyce Vance, Karen Agnifilo and Michael Popok--lawyers/prosecutors extraordinaire. And to Heather Cox Richardson for historical education and teachings of how history repeats. Education is essential in America to sharpen critical thinking skills that would never allow an entire party to commit insurrection and treason against our government, supported by hostile foreign dictator/s.

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads Před 10 dny

      @@penelopesimpsonadams624 Thank you! 💙💙💙 I knew about Kirschner from his being with Bryan Tyler Cohen and I knew and read Richardson, but I didn’t know about the others. Good to know! Will follow them.

  • @freespeechbeyond2024
    @freespeechbeyond2024 Před 11 dny +545

    The United States of America does not need a " Dictator " . Vote no to "Dictator Don " . Please Vote for Democracy America...

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 Před 11 dny

      Dictator Don against Democracy Joe

    • @phampton16
      @phampton16 Před 11 dny +12

      Absolutely agree 🇺🇸💙

    • @jewelmueller
      @jewelmueller Před 11 dny +13

      Please vote for anyone besides trump

    • @hollyjones8775
      @hollyjones8775 Před 11 dny +2

      What did he dictate? I’ll wait

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 Před 11 dny +14

      @@hollyjones8775 "I'll be a dictator on day 1" -Donald Trump. He's on video.

  • @user-pr8cw7zx1t
    @user-pr8cw7zx1t Před 9 dny +3

    Most definately ,
    OUTRAGEOUS ! But Madonna knows how to get Attention !

  • @alanstevens2512
    @alanstevens2512 Před 10 dny +2

    President Truman: "The buck stops with me."
    EX-President Trump: "I don't take responsibility."😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CaptainCologne
    @CaptainCologne Před 11 dny +167

    Trump’s rapid hand motions are to circulate the gas.

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex Před 11 dny +17

      Wind milling

    • @Moluccan56
      @Moluccan56 Před 11 dny +6

      @@4-Methylaminorexand fanning.

    • @grahammcfadyenhill9555
      @grahammcfadyenhill9555 Před 11 dny +11

      Accordion fart fan. The newest musical instrument.

    • @handmadehearts
      @handmadehearts Před 11 dny +4

      Accordion hands 👐

    • @CaptainCologne
      @CaptainCologne Před 11 dny +5

      @@handmadehearts That’s right, and to be fair he does do that rapid sniffing too. That’s when he’s taking one for the team.

  • @user-gx8wc9pt5g
    @user-gx8wc9pt5g Před 11 dny +537

    A TOTAL EMBARRASSMENT TO THE PRESIDENCY...DJT...!!!!!!!!

    • @wc6564
      @wc6564 Před 11 dny +5

      2024 trump,not criminal biden!!!!

    • @michaelhorath6851
      @michaelhorath6851 Před 11 dny +23

      @@wc6564 LET`S GO STORMY ... LET`S GO !!!😁😂🤭🤭🤭🥳🥳🥳

    • @GOPexorcism-we4mp
      @GOPexorcism-we4mp Před 11 dny +23

      @@wc6564

    • @murphyrod4839
      @murphyrod4839 Před 11 dny

      @@wc6564Republicans Hate the Truth, VOTE BLUE For Joe Biden and Blue Top to Bottom for America 🇺🇸 💙💙💙💙💙

    • @Ivansky1
      @Ivansky1 Před 11 dny

      @@wc6564 Just use Google Translate if you don’t Speak English!!!!!
      OR is it just Dyslexia!?!?!?

  • @dangroat4438
    @dangroat4438 Před 10 dny +1

    LMAO! Jimmy you are missing out on a gem of an opportunity here. When "The Farting Preacher" videos came out they took off like a rocket. ..trust me, "The Farting Politician" videos would take off like an asteroid.

  • @marcusjewelry
    @marcusjewelry Před 10 dny +2

    Trump and DeSantis should run together.

  • @k.bryant8174
    @k.bryant8174 Před 11 dny +170

    So you're saying Trump is a human windmill and killing a lot birds, reporters and the ozone

    • @Cx8103
      @Cx8103 Před 11 dny +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @charlesljones2454
      @charlesljones2454 Před 11 dny

      Republicans claim that gas costs too much .....trump is distributing gas .....for free.

    • @j.c.5749
      @j.c.5749 Před 11 dny +4

      Causing cancer too!

  • @Pelvacus
    @Pelvacus Před 11 dny +108

    Many people come up to him, big strong men, with tears in their eyes, and they ask. "Mr. president, did you just fart?"

    • @bigoldgrizzly
      @bigoldgrizzly Před 11 dny +9

      Judge ....Mr trump, was that a fart ?
      Trump.....Erm ... Some of it was
      ;

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 Před 11 dny

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @k.mccandies1505
      @k.mccandies1505 Před 11 dny +3

      Then they say, " Thank you sir, may I have another?" 😂

  • @dking4503
    @dking4503 Před 10 dny +2

    Jimmy Kimmel ripping Don Gasolini several new ones 😂😂😂The man doesn't know when to stay down ... Don Snoreleone v Jimmy Kimmel ... Kimmel everytime by a KO!

  • @helencourtnell5621
    @helencourtnell5621 Před 11 dny +100

    And if he's so innocent why isn't his loving wife, Melania, supporting him during his trial?

    • @J-CNick92106
      @J-CNick92106 Před 11 dny +26

      Or his children of the corn?!

    • @LanceZaan1
      @LanceZaan1 Před 11 dny +11

      She can't handle the outburst that comes out of his you know what.

    • @user-vv8ux1kn3n
      @user-vv8ux1kn3n Před 11 dny +10

      Melania who?

  • @kalamazoousa4412
    @kalamazoousa4412 Před 11 dny +190

    Law & Odor Odor in the Court!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kwami357
      @Kwami357 Před 11 dny +10

      😂😂😂 air pollution in the court

    • @socaltriker4212
      @socaltriker4212 Před 11 dny +6

      Priceless 😁

    • @bonzrh68
      @bonzrh68 Před 11 dny +4

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před 11 dny +4

      Hey, Kazoo! Raised there 👋

    • @MrMikeyt65
      @MrMikeyt65 Před 11 dny +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-en8so5of6l
    @user-en8so5of6l Před 9 dny +4

    Put him n jail where no proud boys cant see him or hear him. Hes try n to incite another mob action on our government buildings.

  • @user-oe3ht3hy4l
    @user-oe3ht3hy4l Před 10 dny +1

    Now I know why there are no family members sitting behind him!

  • @SeeJayPlayGames
    @SeeJayPlayGames Před 11 dny +68

    I've been calling him Shitler for a while. But I never knew how appropriate that was...

    • @vickijarabek79
      @vickijarabek79 Před 11 dny +2

      So true and funny if not so awful that Republicans endorse him.

  • @TheNixie1972
    @TheNixie1972 Před 11 dny +115

    “I should be allowed to speak” he is yelling into a dozen tv cameras and two dozen microphones. All broadcasting live. Oh, the irony.

  • @heatherfitzgibbon
    @heatherfitzgibbon Před 10 dny +3

    If Ben Meiselas reports Trump farting then Trump WAS farting!! 😂.

  • @profdrrameshkumarbiswas1337

    “Trump” in Scotland means “fart”! You would have thought trump’s Scottish mother would have told her husband!

  • @EZE6_4166
    @EZE6_4166 Před 11 dny +47

    Can someone tell that man he isn't the president anymore and doesn't have power to say what he wants.😂😂

    • @susanturner8537
      @susanturner8537 Před 11 dny +1

      It's America's fault because we continue to tolerate his crap , it's sad to say we have no leadership on both sides, If we want change we need to start with ourselves .

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Před 11 dny +1

      He didn't have that right as president 🙄

  • @EpisodeCJSII
    @EpisodeCJSII Před 11 dny +44

    Guillermo is living the life! 😅😅 From parking lot security to joining Madonna on stage...

  • @dexterpoindexter3583
    @dexterpoindexter3583 Před 10 dny +1

    🎶 There's a kind of stench
    All over the world, tonight;
    All over the world, people just like us
    Are falling in droves,
    You know what I mean;
    Just the reek of him...
    His foll'wers have fled, in fright;
    There's nobody else, there's just him and gas,
    And our lips are clenched tight.
    So inhale very carefully,
    Closer now, and you will know what I mean...
    (Please make it a dream;)
    The only time that you can say
    It's safe to breathe, is when he's locked up to stay,
    Forever and ever...
    There's a kind of stench
    All over the world, tonight;
    All over the world, people just like us
    Are falling in droves.
    Yes they're falling in droves.
    They're falling in droves. 🎶

  • @williamgabbey8008
    @williamgabbey8008 Před 9 dny

    Been following you guys since you first got together. Great ro see you back. Best wishes in your new ventures.

  • @connieg2581
    @connieg2581 Před 11 dny +68

    "He didn't think he was better than anybody" . . . except for the generals, the doctors, etc.😅

  • @Tocsin-Bang
    @Tocsin-Bang Před 11 dny +182

    Thursday, this week, Portugal, where I now live, celebrates the 50th anniversary of the Carnation Revolution when they removed the dictatorship of the Estado Novo. Surely America doesn't want a dictatorship, even for a day. Under a dictatorship you would lose all your Constitutional rights!

    • @juandilla8009
      @juandilla8009 Před 11 dny

      Dictator Fidel Maduro trump.

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 Před 11 dny

      Some people do. They want to destroy the "system". They don't realize that is end of democracy.

    • @chiggins4399
      @chiggins4399 Před 11 dny

      Lived there under Salazar and PIDE. Some Americans have no idea what they say is okay is very dangerous.

    • @Wishes890
      @Wishes890 Před 11 dny

      The Republicans think that he will only be a dictator to Democrats....they are 🤪

    • @stevejarred6484
      @stevejarred6484 Před 11 dny

      Yet if you try to overthrow a dictator in the US, you are accused of causing an insurrection, if you cause an insurrection then you are guilty of treason - Unless you are "crooked" Donald Trump, it seems!

  • @anastasiae.5338
    @anastasiae.5338 Před 9 dny +1

    Hard to believe that guy I used to see sitting on a stool on Win Ben Stein's Money, is getting under the skin of a former president. Keep it up!

  • @annecastle7268
    @annecastle7268 Před 6 dny

    This was hysterical. Every bit of it! Bless Kimmel's heart. ❤

  • @EddieEads
    @EddieEads Před 11 dny +27

    Imagine being mad about a gag order when you paid someone to stay quiet 😂

  • @DakotaDeb
    @DakotaDeb Před 11 dny +131

    As a native South Dakotan, I apologize for Christie Noem. We are not all that stupid, which I can only imagine Floridians,Texans, and many southerners find themselves saying frequently.

    • @jimijames63
      @jimijames63 Před 11 dny +13

      Florida here.
      I concur.

    • @motherlove202
      @motherlove202 Před 11 dny +10

      As someone who currently lives in Texas, I agree

    • @Jschepen1
      @Jschepen1 Před 11 dny +8

      I am from south Florida the smarter side……

    • @joebarr725
      @joebarr725 Před 11 dny +3

      I saw Noem on TV recently. I'm sorry for your state.

    • @winstonoboogie6725
      @winstonoboogie6725 Před 11 dny +5

      We love you guys out there in NC, and when we in California vote, my heart is with you too in red states or blue... we are voting for the United States and all the people in it. That's you, my friend.

  • @pepseecooldebilde239

    And this punk is running for president??????? A statement made by the Arizona Attorney General, Kris Mayes, agrees, thank you from the bottom of my heart, Pepsee.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před 11 dny +92

    DJT vocabulary is limited to 50 words.
    That is why he repeats himself so much.

  • @cjcarver6290
    @cjcarver6290 Před 11 dny +78

    Your Constitutional right to speak comes once you take the stand, oh, Orange one!

  • @teenamalanga5342
    @teenamalanga5342 Před 8 dny

    Thank you ❤