Trump Embarrassed He Keeps Sleeping During Trial & Klan Mom Marjorie Taylor Greene vs Mike Johnson
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- Today is the first day of May and once again our nation’s news media can’t believe it, according to a new study of American accents the most attractive one is the Southern accent, Marjorie Taylor Greene is furious because her plan to oust Mike Johnson as Speaker of the House has been foiled, Ted Cruz is co-sponsor of a bill that would make it harder for consumers to get a refund from airlines in the event of delay or cancellation, Naptain America got his day started by asking where Sleepy Joe is, Trump touched down in Waukesha this afternoon in his first big rally since being fined for contempt of court, Wisconsin also got a visit from the Pillow Fairy Mike Lindell, we reveal our new product the MAGA Blaster, and stoners try recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
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Mike Johnson and Hakim should put an action on the floor to remove MTG from Congress.
Please, Please, Please 🙏🏻!
11:24
I WISH ... I WISH ... I WISH .... OKAY DOROTHY !🇦🇺
😂😂😂😂😂
Johnson doesn't have the guts to shave down his majority any further.
I hope Jeffries got some solid promises in return for saving his bacon.
I can't wait until Trump, MTG, and Ted Cruz are no longer in politics.
You forgot Beetlejuice... 😂
11:24
Here, Here!!! They are an embarrassment!!
@freya8133 I can't you know believe it I think I figured it out, these three are a tag team wrestling trio! Starring Trumplestiltskin! Marjory Toadstool Grim Reaper Greene the living neanderthal, and Ted (The Crusher) Cruzinsky.
Don't leave Lindsay Graham behind! Kick him out!
😮😮😮
Please remove MTG from congress. She is an embarrassment to the state of Georgia and the entire country.
As a non-American, I can confirm this. I pray for you good people. It scares the crap out of me that people like her hold any form of political power in a country as powerful as yours. Greetings from the Netherlands!
Ed@@Bert_de_Wit
@@Bert_de_Wit- Thank-you! It’s good to know other countries can understand and support us in this time of crisis.
Non American here. Can already tell she loves guns and is religious
FACTS 100%
Fed up with Marjorie Taylor Greene. Absolutely unacceptable to be in Washington DC
And yet she seems to have a lot of power and influence in the Republican party. I don't get it.
@DaveCM it seems like it’s starting to unravel a bit for her. Hopefully it continues in that direction.
Even more worrying are the people who voted for Moscow Marge.
That she holds any level of political influence is terrifying to a lot of us here in western Europe. We're not perfect of course. But she's mind boggling!
@@DaveCM The media loves her verbal belly flops.
Marjorie's voice has all the charms of a buzzsaw.
That is an insult to buzzsaws everywhere.
She is not as sharp.
Amen!
Yessssss! 😂
Leatherface.
MTG is an embarrassment to the state of Georgia.
If she is a typical Georgian, we are lost.
MTG is an embarrassment to procreation!
To the entire nation! To the world!
She only wants fame!!
Even the rock from which she slithered out from under is embarrassed!
MTG is truly grotesque...
To think she is college educated, daddy did not get his money worth, " indicktable."
The only thing funnier than Kimmel making fun of trump is watching trump flail around trying to take down Kimmel.
I wish we could watch his reactions in real time 😆
Actually insane that he's winning by such a large margin too man
@@robertkieffer8497
Why are trumpers so delusional?
@tomtiernan8134 not a clue man, sad to see
I believe that it's may 1st, no problem. What I can't believe is that Trump is still not in prison!
He's made a mockery of our criminal justice system.
I can’t either. I’m still waiting on the documents case since he also took 5 Eyrs docs, which included my country UK. He’d have been in prison by 6th Jan 2021 here, stopping him taking and misusing all those National security docs.
I almost missed rent but yeah Trump needs to go away forever.
@@TheRealBlueValhalla Yes the fartmaster has to go away forever and you need get to work apparently...
These things take time. But it's coming.🤞
I am a Texas Republican, but the second Cruz knelt to the altar of Trump, he lost my vote. I will vote for the Democrat opponent while voting for Biden against Trump. I will oppose Trump and any one that he endorses or kneels at Trumps altar.
When yall had that bad ice storm that knocked out all the power he immediately left to to like cancun or something like like that too
Who Cares
@@JimDandy-rn4vdyou did enough to reply.
wow a sane texas republican you give us hope good sir . thank you
Thank You!!!
When Cruz promised a photo signed by him, I literally threw up in my mouth
So many Americans can’t believe that it’s May. It follows April every year
The USA really needs to improve the education system
Someone actually asked me today if I could believe it's May, lol 😂
It’s just small talk and yes we all do it unfortunately
I do believe it's May, I do I do I do!
His lawyers can call him 'President Trump' all they want, but there is nothing presidential about what's unfolding in that courtroom.
There wasn't a single thing presidential about him when all of "you" voted for him in the first place and put him in that office.
Say That One More Time For The MF'ers That Didn't Hear You In The Back 💯
Nothing she just said gives the slightest bit of work she might do for her constituents.
You're listening it wrong...they say he is ''Present and Drumft''!!
🛑Merr Merr Gar Gar is a member of the Fed Errol ist Society which works with the Heritic found ation and provided the project 2025, 920 page document to obliterate the federal government... these are the same organizations that provided us with Roberts and the rest.☣️
The most grating, ear-stabbing American accent is MTG's.
It is not an American accent - it is a slaughter of the English language.
Thank you for showing us AGAIN how angry MTG is... angry angry angry.
That’s shameful. Our ex-president doesn’t know it either.
“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America. And to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and Justice for all. ✌🏼⚖️
They did capitalize "God" tho...To me, not a bad thing to be included.
I recited that "Pledge" every morning in school.
We stood up, faced the flag that was in each of our classrooms, hand over heart and said these words, to appreciate why we were all free in United States. Americans living and working together.
MTG seems to have forgotten the "United," "one Nation," and "indivisible" parts entirely...
There is no comma after one nation. It's a common mistake carried out through the years.
@@karenfitzpatrick6256shouldn't even been there.
I'm still upset that the Pledge of Allegiance includes the words "under God." They were added in the 1950's when the U.S. was fighting a Cold War not against Communism, but "Godless Communism." I grew up as an atheist (I'd call myself agnostic now) and always felt that the inclusion of "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance told me I was never going to be anything more than a second-class citizen.
I know your age. 💙💙💙💙
MTG needs to shut her yap and do some work with the money we pay her with our tax dollars.
She thinks Democrats reaching across the aisle is a bad thing?
Democrats understand that in order for our country to work, we need bipartisanship.
Republicans think it's either their way or no way.
I totally agree with you. You hit the nail on the head! She and others like her have no business being in government.
Not Republicans. Trumpists. There are barely any Republican left in that party.
Well said!!
11:24
MTG, Gaetz, Boebert, & Trumpy's other pupils R there 4 purposes of obstruction. Then they can say, "Govt doesn't work."
Greene is so dim, she doesn't understand she is the bs coming from DC
"With great power comes great responsibility". This hasn't been the case in DC since well before 2002. Greene Goblin is from Marvel.
@@quercusquercus532originally written by French author Voltaire 💜
IKR … it’s the Denning Kruger effect !!!
Which means she thinks she’s smarter, & better than anyone else but she’s obviously not !!!
@@bunyipdragon9499 Wow, I didn't know this. Thought you were replying to a different comment I made about the Pledge of Allegiance and Metallica. "... And Justice For All" is pretty close to Voltaire too.
Correction Georgia swamp area.
Those jurors should be getting hazard pay.
“Sleeping” is not a place.
Why doesn't the Media just ignore MTG? The rest of us do!
Because people need to see how crazy she really is
We decide what the Media shows. The more we, the users, click on something, the more value it gets, the more the media earns with it contenst. Roughly spoken, outrage sells.
@@chenzen1578 yeah but what a depressing fact that is, because it means it wil never change, becasue the only body that can change it (the masses) are in fact the problem. Same with Billionaires, what kind of species allows individuals to have more than Billions of others with no real merit?
The irony in this comment is strong.
@@darrenrrawlings If the news doesn't ignore them, and someone looks at the news... see how this works, no irony at all.
Ted Cruz is a big embarrassment for Texas..
Voting him into the Senate was the only way to get Ted to leave the state otherwise we needed a forever winter.
Ted Cruz is an embarrassment to life, in general.
@@thegoodpimps 🤣
Embarrassment for USA. And Canada
Ted Cruz reason #1 for TERM LIMITS
Why is Donald Trump sleeping in Court? He will have time to do that in prison
A psychologist believes it might be a sign of dementia.
Why does Biden sleep at the U.N.? He's got enough time to do that while watching episodes of "the Golden Girls."
I’m fed up with MTG! 🤬
They should all be saying “I can’t believe it’s May and Trump is still not in prison!”
Isn’t past his jail time?
they should start the count" 1,577 days since January 6 and trump is STILL not in jail"
🎯🏆
MTG complaining about “Washington” is like when Fox News complains about the “mainstream media”. Buy a mirror Marjorie.
And have her turn to stone? On national TV?
The mirror would break.
She would have no reflection...because she has no soul.
Buy a vowel😂🎉
@@paolovantassel1989that is a hard saying
Ask Trump to recite the US Pledge of Allegiance.
I'd bet everything he wouldn't be able to even come close.
They "CANNOT BELIEVE IT'S APRIL ..." a month ago, either!
He should be in prison, not campaigning.
Where’s Joe, Donnie? He’s in the White House. A place you will never be again.
He hates their plumbing anyhow. He should stay in Mara Lago with an anklet. Blinged out for summer of course ❤
Let us pray. How he ever got there in the first place is concerning. But to return him, there would be insane. He has practically destroyed democracy and decency in this country with his criminal mind and maganut followers. The media has helped by broadcasting his ridiculous rants for other crazies to see and emulate. He has definitely shown the dangers of freedom of speech and social media.
@@bmack6180Absolutely Truth...HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, AND STILL IS GOING ON...WHAT CAN WE DO...
@@gustavodeugarte9460
Make sure Joe Biden isn't moving house for another 4 years!
@@askew9976
If he hates the WH plumbing...he won't like the lack of a gold-plated crapper in Cell Block C, with Bubba waiting patiently...
She's the perfect running mate for tonald drump. They're both good at punishment, staying angry, an getting revenge.
Don't even suggest it! Something happens to Trump, that would make her president, assuming that mega-horrible ticket could get elected. A horror movie in the making.
How "embarrassed" could he possibly be if you keep giving him the media attention about it?!
Exactly
He's the laughing stock of the world, you think he's proud of that?
@@rkymtnchi503 Yeah, sure. The laughing stock of the world on the cover of Time magazine... again! How "embarrassing" for him...
He doesn't care about who's laughing at him if he keeps getting what he wants.
@@PresidentByNameOnly the Time article talks about how most real Republicans left and were replaced by Trump lackeys. Great example.
MTG is such a scary monster...hard to even look and listen to her!
👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍
The epitome of a GCB.
I never listen to her. MUTE or immediately change channel !
I'm keep saying: lot of scary looking and sounding women around Trump. Marjorie ,Lara ,Kellyanne, Kimberly, Kristi 😂😂
Quote... *"They've tried several different devices to keep Trump awake"* Have they tried a shock collar???
I'm thinking Taser !
Snorting Adderall works for him, just keep mobile devices away from him.🤣
A vibrating remote controlled but plug?
😂😂😂
😂👍
Ted Cruz is currently breaking the law, taking compensation through his SuperPAC for hosting a podcast.
Jimmy rocks! I love his interviews of people on the street!
The southern accent may be likable, but MTG sounds like metal claws on a blackboard
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The poll was taken at a casino.......so maga majority probably took rhe poll. Considering, most are boomers retired in RV America 😂
There are a number of southern accents. Some make your skin crawl and others relax you.
I don't know where MTG comes from but she doesn't sound southern to me. Just irritating.
I like how it takes the entire South to compete with _just_ one state
Nothing embarrasses, Trump.He's already made that perfectly clear
“The first indication of stupidity is a complete lack of shame.”
Sigmund Freud
Can't shame a politician or a whole.Old,old saying.
Exposing Donald Trump has no money embarrasses him.
Typical narcist behaviour: "If I do/like it, it's great. if I hate/can't do it, it's bad."
@@normthompson923 "Whole"?
Hard to believe it's already May.
Here’s something from Canada for you Jimmy! The American citizens are super lucky to have a host like you trying to to make them realize how stupid trumpet is and he is not getting any better!!!! I am grandma of 2 granddaughters (one of them is a nurse for the army in Washington) and I also have a great granddaughter all that thanks to my Canadian daughter:) butstill we are soooo worry that this trumpet will be choosed again as President of your country 😢 thank you a million times for trying to make people realize how they made a wrong choice the very first time in 2016! Love your show, take care., thank you again 🙏🏻
MTG articulate???? Give that congressman a drug test.
And some shampoo?
If he thinks mtg is articulate, what does that say about him?😊
Come from a pot head
A sanity test
He thinks it means she speaks alot
Its easy to believe its May, but its hard to believe the reality we live in
No kidding! It's become a dystopian nightmare.
I want off of this crazy upside-down world 🌎
Right?! I keep expecting Rod Serling to show up.
@@nealwilliams7743 LMAO for real tho 😭 no wonder kids are like "screw this, I'm stealing a Kia"
MGT is a crazy congresswoman from GA !!! embarrassment to whole country .
I'm disgusted as an American that these people can't even recite our pledge of our country, that's just embarrassing
Mr. Kimmel you are the only comedian to get under the thin orange skin of Dozy Don - thank you. ♥
They ALL get under his skin.
She gets more and more crazy each second. Its baffling that any person would think that MTG is the type of person we need in Congress.
Same about The squad ! Nuts and hate America but you listen to them and all their BS
By the way, the speaker of the house job, is to pass legislation. I don't like Johnson, but he did his job. He didn't betray you, Trump, or the GOP, he simply (and TOOK HIS SWEET TIME) DID HIS JOB. Let's say in 2020, Pelosi played the McConnell/Johnson game, and takes COVID relief funds away for a couple months. You'd have her head! Why is your party allowing Putin to go further into Europe? Why is that ok? And you're focused on the damn squad? PAY ATTENTION TO THE SNAKES IN YOUR OWN BACK YARD DUDE!
Matter of fact, don't, but don't whine about being bit by them later. We warned you.
They should ask to recite the pledge from anyone working at the Congress. Daily.
Pledge allegiance to the flag of the USA, and to the republic for which it stands. One nation, under dog, divisible, for liberty and justice for whomever has the most money and power.
That's a fair summary.
Donnie wants to monitor pregnancies... there honestly isn't any reason for women to vote for him...
Vote Blue for your rights!
Biden messed up everything!
. Buaaaaa-hahahahahaha. . 🤣😂
" Snoozing B Anthony! " . . 👍🏾
THIS!!
This has to be one of the most ignorant comments ever written. What are you 5 yrs old?
Things were much better with Trump. Vote Red❤❤❤
Donnie wants to monitor pregnancies... there honestly isn't any reason for women to vote for him...
Vote Blue 💙 for your rights!
Where’s Hunter?
@@RedPolitics1776Suing Fox 🤣😂🤣
@Opus313 Exactly! And that is only 1 on a CVS receipt of reasons!
@RedPolitics1776
I imagine he's making room for all the money Fox is going to have to shell out to him for all the lies they spewed. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was appalled that women ever voted for him. We've known who he is since the beginning.
The IQ of this country and the republican party is just like the movie Idiocracy.
President “The Rock” is next
To all voters in November. The way a person has been acting during HIIS trial , he should graciously bow out and retire quietly in Iran... Cannot really see how he acted in the last ten years. For shame Trump.
MTG is evidence of how bright some people in Georgia are.
😂
They aren't sending their best...😒
I believe the problem is due to being incest and marrying your cousins.
She was re-elected, so there are lots of Moscow Marjorie types in Georgia.
I lived in Georgia and I love the place and (most of) the people. Their politics are batshit, but have some mercy as they've been programmed for generations by the Southern Strategy. God, guns, and Trump.
Moscow Marge in no way has a southern accent. Maybe Midwestern. NOT southern. It is a disgrace that she was voted in to office by people in my home state. I have lived in WA state for 20 years, not going back. Moscow Marge is a disgrace to GA and America
I lived in Georgia. A lot of them sound exactly like her. The uneducated ones.
I agree, she ain’t a southern belle.
No, not Midwestern. Her voice? Simply unwanted.
It's a Georgia accent......
I love how you hate Trump when he gets personal and belittles people. But you then turn around and do the very same thing. That's call hypocrites.
Just tell large Marge to "Begone, you have no power here. Go, before someone drops a house on you!"
Hilarious !
I was also sleeping at 4am. Why weren't you, Don?
Frankly I like a sleepy Trump---or anything that closes his big mouth for a while.
How about 45 taking a dirt nap?
An old man wide awake at 4AM is a prime example of sundowner syndrome! And yes….narcissists ALWAYS project their negative behavior onto others! TY Jimmy your monologue keeps me sane!
Thanks from the UK
What the hell, Kentucky! You’ve given us McConnell, Massie, Comer and Paul. The absolute worst in Congress.
Full Name: MARJORIE TOILET GREENE
Lock her up. Lock her up. ASAP
The Karen of Congress🤣🤣
@@Anthony-fd8mh Addendum: Qaren of the alt-right Qongress - Donnerhea's chief Qlown
Major toilet grenade
I thought it was MAGA-Karen Traitor Greed? ;)
I think it's Marjorie Traitor Greene - and that must be right because when I typed in Marjorie, the next suggested word was Traitor!
Can someone open a motion to vacate on MTG? Get her tf outta here!
FED-UP WITH YOU, MARGE, AND YOUR LOVING GUY...DON THE CON.
Perhaps someone will oust MTG, and she will go away--anywhere--so tired of listening to her (and I live in the South, but hate when MTG, steps in front of a microphone. Also, someone shout tell MTG is no longer "the president", he is Former president Trump
Every time I hear MTG talk I hear dueling banjos.
You got a right purty mouth there son
I wouldn't know...I always fast forward past her drivel...
I do the mute thing.
I'll never know what muga means.
Suey! Suey! Here piggy, piggy!😁
It is hilarious to watch MTG be so completely oblivious. Actual, literal irony.
She doesn't have a legit southern accent, though.
The pledge of allegiance was always weird to me as a kid...
Where's Dozy Donald? In court, waiting for his prison cell!
The southern accent may be likable, but MTG sounds like metal claws on a blackboard.
MTG is why stereotypes against southern people exist. When I go to Georgia all I meet are nice people and people that get along, so I know it's mostly bullshit. But she is so unflinchingly desperate for attention and laser-focused on being unproductive and stealing money from citizens by wasting time while she collects a salary that is makes her naturally grating voice abominable.
A glass bottle in a garbage disposal.
That is an insult to both claws and board.
Please do not put all southern women in the same boat with Klan Mom!
Southerners should do something about who represents them.
Move north.
AMEN 💚 Please and Thank you 💚🌎😂😠😜
Rump's maga blaster is HILARIOUS!!!
People Astounded At The Passage Of Time needs to be a series.
Imagine the mental state of someone who actually wants a photo of a horse signed by Ted Cruz.
Imagine the mental state of someone who wants their state represented by Ted Cruz?
Same folks that wear red hats and gold sneakers I suppose. 😄
@@TheBrokeJLo Thanks a lot, now I can't get this lovely picture out of my head. 😅
Why did he sign a horse?
I'd recommend them to see a doctor.
When she's on a vociferous rant like that, the way MTG's lips peel back from her teeth, mouth open, I expect to hear a whinny ring out!
Vociferous velociraptor!
Or for an alien to suddenly slither out of her craw.
kayezbiciak544...Your comment is perfect, that is exactly what she looks like. Thank you for the chuckle.
Is she running in the Kentucky Derby I wonder.....😂
Bwahahaha 🤣🐴
I could just see Trump walking into the "Vagan" restaurant and yelling out "Food for everyone" then walking out !
When I was in school, a very long time ago, we started class every morning with the Pledge of Allegiance. I still remember it to this day & I'm in my late 60's. What the heck are they teaching kids these days?!
How to fight in wars,that's what.
At 4.55 am , most everyone is sleeping. Except delusional dictators, that is !
When you are up Mao Zedong.
He rants online all night and sleeps in court and that is somehow everyone else's fault.. just like always, never his fault.
*unemployed/criminals
It's exactly like a 2 year old.
No wonder he's sleeping at the trial!!!!
An innocent man would have stayed awake and alert to spot any errors or inconsistencies in the evidences against him.
Someone needs to tell him about taking off any makeup before going to sleep.
That would be too much like work, he pays people to do that...........well Americans pay.
@@rosies14 For which one, to spot any errors or to take off his makeup? 🙂
An innocent "man" would have tried to prove his innocence instead of attacking, publicly shaming and defamating the court, the jury and witnesses.
@@chenzen1578 If you act as if you are guilty then you probably are.
Look at O J and the car chase.
MTG needs a class action lawsuit for deformation
❤Jimmy you are loved❤❤your sense of humor takes me thru a rough starting day!!
MTG does not have a southern accent. She has more of a nails scratching chalkboard accent
Her nickname should be 'Screech'.
“And the best thing is, when you’re done with the common sense, you can eat the bucket!”
“You shouldn’t be eating buckets, Mike.”
“But you can-you can!”
Oh my days is it May the first?? They will all go mental when it is May the fourth.
The entire World, I'm quite sure, is fed up with >Moscow< Marg.
That's Moscow Marge to you, sir.
@@tenkloosterherman I stand corrected!!
She needs to go to jail for planting those bombs on the might of Jan 5th
30 days in jail should wake trump up
Nothing but love for JK!
I hope one day “politics” can be about POLICY again.
Isn’t the Marge Taylor Green “against cancel culture”? And yet she’s trying to cancel Mike Johnson 😂🤣
She is nuts haha
Maybe somebody should cancel her, electorally, I mean.
😁We should practice it. I know the Pledge by heart after having had to recite it many times during my lifetime, including yesterday at the Living Flame Memorial in Philadelphia for our fallen officers, of which my son is one. Rest in peace, Sergeant Robert F. Wilson III and all our fallen heroes. You are not forgotten. 🙌🏾🙏🏾
I am sorry for your loss.
I appreciate his service. I'm sorry for your loss.
Respect Gold Star Families.
Condolences on the loss of your Son.
I was surprised that it was that easy to find people who don't know the words to the pledge of allegiance.
Jimmy Kimmel
USA
Next President 🎉
Oh my God Jimmy!! You are killing me😂😂😂😂 too funny man. Thanks for the laughs.❤
Marge, I'M fed up ..... with YOU !
Jimmy thanks for helping us through this difficult time!
Laughter heals all wounds.
It's really easy to believe it is May because it starts after April LMAO 🤣
Perhaps MTG , is jealous , because she would love to be the person mr. Johnson would MUGA on . That kind of behavior is probably her specialty . Shes obviously jealous of Hunters lack of personal attention to herself .
How do we get rid of Marjorie Taylor Greene????
Exorcism?👿
@@gary-rr7jp
Funny!😃
Leave a trail of oats leading to a big pit?
Kristi Noem her
Try voting her out> Oh, I am sorry you don't live in her district.
Were fed up with MTG!!!!!!!
I picked the wrong job! Newscasters don’t even need to think 😂
actually my brain was able to wrap around the concept of it being may now. i am blessed.
How will we all cope when it's June?
The bucket that Mike Lindell was talking about is called the basket of deplorables!