Trump's Allies Attend Hush Money Trial in Matching Suits
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- Seth addresses Michael Cohen testifying he still lives in a Trump-branded building, House Speaker Mike Johnson, Vivek Ramaswamy, Doug Burgum and more of Trump's allies attending his hush money trial in matching suits and more in his monologue for Wednesday, May 15.
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Trump's Allies Attend Hush Money Trial in Matching Suits - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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The matching suits really brings home the concept that they are mindless minions
The four treasons 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
That was golden!
Singing their hit, "Big Boys Don't Cry (About How Everything is So Unfair, Donald)."
😂😂😂
Epic laughter!!!
"the defense rests". Peak comedy! 😂
For some reason I heard this joke in my head in Amber Ruffin's voice. I wonder which of the writers actually penned it.
Huh, that terrible North joke paid off in the real world. How about that.
No, they're not a cult at all. 🙄
I know, right 😂😂😂
"They look like The Four Seasons… Total Landscaping."
You win ALL THE THINGS!! 🏆
When "who wore it best?" has no answer.
Funny 😂
The trump posse roast was delicious, but “MAGApella” was the cherry on top
I liked the Men's Warehouse's softball team;😂😅😂
Singing on their way to the game.
"''A GHOST THAT HAUNTS OTHER GHOSTS."" THAT'S GOLD.
Samantha Bee once called him "Homophobic Race Bannon".
He looks like he stepped on a landmine, that instead of shrapnel, was filled with bleached flour.
The Four Treasons...Too Funny !!!😂
That's the new formal Russian Congress Attire.
The defense rests😂😂😂
Straight out of the movie, The Joker and his penguins
@AnneDeo-uu9nb
Care to elaborate?
@@lynemac2539 The possible answers are:
A. The woke liberal rich guys who control everything, and make my cat not like me.
B. George Soros
C. Those people at the Anti-Defamation Leaugue who keep serving me with cease and desist orders.
@@lynemac2539 Elaborating is not MAGAs thing. They just say things.
Trump: "I am not even allowed to testify."
Judge: "I am totally happy if you want to testify. ... And here is some rope. Just tell me if you need more."
I hear him testify every f'n day.
He carries his own rope at all times.
😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂
Judge'''""Do you swear to tell the truth , the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"" ..Trump ""I will the fifth'"""
"They look like a doo-wop group called the Four Treasons" 🤣💯
Mike and the Magettes, appearing at a courthouse near you.
One of Seth's best. Your writers are so spot on. Good medicine.
I was expecting them to start singing about the Lollipop Guild.
The Trump Cosplayers also wore diapers for authenticity.
I'm sure the were all hearing "Little Green Bag" playing in their heads 😂
"They look like a singing group called MAGApella."
How do you just gloss over that so quickly!? 😂
Don’t call matching suits and tie a cult lol😂😂😂
Worst...Flash-Mob... Ever! 🤨
The only surprise is that the GQP weren't all in brown shirts.
Republican party is a fascist party
What's with the guys in Trump suits and ties? Oh, now I get it, Trump's personal"Brownie" Troup!
@kateflies3930,
or, TRUMP's REPUBLICAN THUG CHOIR.
Stay well, friend.
.
Or ...dumpazi brown shirts 🤢🤮🤬🤢🤮🤬
Brown shirts or brown noses?
Thanks Seth and Crew
👠👠⬅️ YOURS?
Wax on, wax off.
I love that trump is having to actually get up and go to court.
Some good jokes tonight. Nothing like the prospect of presidential debates to get everyone fired up. My favorite: the Xerox copies of Mitt Romney, with each one getting worse.
👴🏻🥃 ROBERT DUNDER IN 24
Brown shirts were sold out
Could anything be more creepy and cultish? If his minions had minds of their own they wouldn't know what to do with them.
I can get weed on any block in brooklyn, but i have to walk 6 blocks to buy an apple.
Oh, you smoke out of apples, too?
It has such a fruity taste.
Try this, get an unripe hard peach, and then cut it so that you can just get the pit out. Pull the ink stem out of a pen and use the outside piece to kind of drill a hole in the peach through to the pit cavity, and then use the peach pit cavity as the bowl. So tasty!
You can also use the pen piece as a extension for a mouthpiece. Clip it down if you need to. Plain old Paper Mate's, they seem to work best. Enjoy!
I think the courtroom sketch artist should issue a portfolio of her sleeping Trump sketches. It could be used as part of a "scared straight" program for people with narcolepsy.
Or to add to his next set of NFTs.
They should make T-shirts with his mug shot foto next to his sleeping at trial sketch. Never surrender? Hahaha. Clown leader
Correction: You should make the graphics team watch 3 days of home renovation videos a Clockwork Orange style for thinking that's how you apply deck stain
His toupee seems to collapse with his face as he nods off
😫 FREE PALESTINE
@@paulyricca3881 who would you suggest as its government?
@@judithdavidson2356
👴🏻🥃 DUHH I DONT NO
Wax figure joke about Melania...🤣🤣🤣🤣
The defense rests...🤣🤣🤣🤣
The coordinated wardrobe...This is all in prep for when they all wear the same prison jumpsuit.
The defense stinks and farts too.
Seth Meyers Rules All Late Night Bar None.
If their master commands, the dogs have to obey.
I now have over 50 bags. From stores I’ve never been to. I forget my reusable bags and purchase just enough items, that I can’t carry them.
Country over party!
To be fair, Johnson was the only one with blue/red striped tie. Talk about sending a message xD
They look like the less acceptable Reservoir Dogs.
👴🏻🥃 MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR THE BUTTER AND EGG MAN
I read this brilliant quote in a related comment section, pls share if you agree:
“Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man, the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man.”
~ Anonymous
Seems that was originally said about Newt Gingrich!
@@edgarcook9607 “Trump is the poor man’s idea of a rich man, the weak man’s idea of a strong man, and the stupid man’s idea of a smart man.”
Exactly. Just as Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson are a dumb man's idea of an intelligent person 😂
The Four Treasons 🤣🤣
Minions, stand by!
One eye, goggles colour of a buttercup and about knee height?! Suddenly the blithering incomprehensibility of MAGA has an explanation!!
The 4 Treasons 😂
"a group called the 4 Treasons. . ." Genius hilarious!!!
Commenting to show appreciation for 'The Four Treasons' joke
The deck stain joke was great.
Ok, good monologue today.😂
I live in Queens, NY, and the Smoke Shop on every block is not a joke. They are EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
We only hv 1 shop in spirt lake...and 25 miles 2 the next one🤬🤬🤬🤬
do they sing barbershop style?
when he gets convicted I hope they play "Goodbye my Coney Island Baby" (it'd be another simpsons prediction come true)
You mean "Goodbye my Riker's Island Baby?"
Definitely NOT A CULT YALL 😂🤣😂
Really need a Seth here in England
Well, don't think about stealing ours!
☺
You had John Oliver but didn't know what to do with him. Your lose is our gain.
Was there a missing punchline for that last Jeopardy joke?
Soooo solid Seth! Well done.
Stepfords.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage the. Four Treasons.
Charge them all with obstruction of justice.
The Four Treasons. I’m done. Lmfao.
Bro who decided celebrity jeopardy would be the closer lmao
"We are a nation that just recently heard that Saudi Arabia and Russia... reebooottuuyuuuhhh" - Trump
Oh pleaaaase do a live debate.
👗⬅️YOURS??
@@paulyricca3881 yeah your mother left it here 😉
I doubt it will happen. Trump has a big mouth if nobody is challenging him, but is a coward at heart.
His staff will find some stupid reason for him to cancel and he will use it to paint himself as a persecuted victim and ask for more money.
@@KrakenIsland64
👴🏻🥃 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON
How can you do a LIVE debate when one of the persons is a ZOMBIE ?
That last joke 'celebrity jeopardy ' was deserving of far more of a laugh than it got.
I found it very meta/funny.
Winder who wrote that one....shirley not scollins.
Hello all feom a uk jackal
The Four Treasons! 😄
It looks more like The Five Seasons, and one of them has a stripey tie.
Q: How do you get around a gag order?
A: "The Apprentice" model of Vice Presidential candidate selection.
the Celebrity Jeopardy one was a quality joke! I was laughing at home, anyway.
I didn't get it, what am I missing?
Tools, just not the sharp ones. Exasperating!
Hey Seth, so this is a long time #correction that bugs me. You never say "end quote" when your quotes are finished in the show. Sometimes, I have to rewind the clip to listen again for when the quote ends. We already know that #Wally does write the " notation on your cards. Perhaps @wallyferesten could startwriting out the words "end quote" on Seth's cards. To quote a jackal, "Just something to consider, Seth. See you next week.
I have to assume that your lack of end quote was intentional.
@@jb888888888 Indeed! I'm so glad you caught that. #JackalJokes :)
Give your writers a raise!
Died here laughing
Are the Red Ties the new Brown Shirts? Asking for a friend.
They are the brown shirts that get tax cuts
Whata bunch of herbs. Yea, you guys are cool 😂😂😂
1:32 wtf😂🤦♂️
Wow! His ego now requires an entire fleet of Mini-Mes to follow him around and make him feel good about being the most horrible person to ever live.
Dejavu all over again.
Thanks Yogi
I have been in this place before
too funny !
Mit Romney in a cloning machine and something went really, really, really wrong 😂
The "tie junk"(2:15) looks like someones wedding.
I will never watch any debate where Donald Trump is one of the debaters.
I would have thought Trump would’ve injected BBQ sauce
I wonder if they all wore diapers too.
Testify Testify Testify
😂
That was a close-er look 👈
Where’s Melania? Hiding with Rudy.😂
Is there really a Melania? I could never tell if she was alive or a wax figure.
😂😂
Can we get an extended version of the Trump & wax Melania conversation in Corrections?
❤
“ Who is Turd Ferguson?” Hope Will sees this! 😅
Matching suits so the Grump could recognize those there for him that he can’t remember.
3:06 why the weird studio shot? 🤨
Good morning seth meyers fans
From Brooks Brothers to Crooks Brothers.
They really celebrate the cult uniform thing on the right, don't they? 😂
the Celebrity Jeopardy joke deserved a better response. Think it may have gone over some people's heads.
I still don't get it and I've been thinking about it for half a day 😂
The idea that anyone in NYC is paying outrageous city prices for bodega weed is beyond insane. Grow your own, folks!
Tell big biz and the mayor "Thanks but I'll puff puff PASS".
Great advice from someone who has never lived in a small apartment. Plus the out lay and electric bills would be exorbitant.
@@stopthecrazyguy9948 it’s 2024, they got smart scheduled leds and sell grow boxes on Amazon dude. Can get setup under a grand too. There are tons of people in your neighborhood growing in apartments smaller than yours. And you can only legally have 4-6 plants anyway so space isn’t an issue unless you’re going pro.
Hey, Man!!! That's My Celebrity Jeopardy Joke! I Told that One Yesterday! Which Writer Copied Me? Was It the Weird One with the Curly Hair and Kinda Looks like a Cannibal? He's Cute!💞
Trump will be a no-show and blame it on Biden 😮
Have you ever had a Trump Club Sandwich? It's a crime.
A trump club sandwich consists of toasted white bread, with an orange glaze, it's full of baloney and spam, with Russian dressing and a small pickle on the side.
A small mushroom head will cost an extra $130K.