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  • Donald Trump fears a rat may be in his inner circle, an Iranian man is charged with plotting to assassinate former Trump officials Mike Pompeo and John Bolton, and Japan is replacing its female minister in charge of reversing the country’s falling birth rate with a man who has no kids. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @jamoore2581
    @jamoore2581 Před rokem +1705

    They only call it a "rat " when someone tells on them for a crime.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Před rokem +72

      Yep! Drump outted his own self with that comment.

    • @angelafisher5726
      @angelafisher5726 Před rokem +40

      yeap. that is mob level there!

    • @chrisj320ac3
      @chrisj320ac3 Před rokem +25

      @@bovinityleak2066 His existence has been outting him since he was born.

    • @spacerat9676
      @spacerat9676 Před rokem +15

      Space rat 2024

    • @chrissanto
      @chrissanto Před rokem

      @@spacerat9676 Sorry rat... I can't vote for a non human. Maybe be more human then rat.

  • @annad.4040
    @annad.4040 Před rokem +89

    "Desi, stop mansplaining to me!"
    "Has anyone ever told you to smile more? Let's see those dimples!" 💀💀💀

  • @sionat29
    @sionat29 Před rokem +20

    The role swap at the end was the best part. "well, actually" "you're crazy emotional" "smile more".

  • @mahsooly99
    @mahsooly99 Před rokem +14

    That "bolton, PEDAR SAAAG" totally got me🤣 I didn't expect a persian curse 😂

  • @maewest4192
    @maewest4192 Před rokem +222

    A man wearing a pregnant suit really thinks that’s all it is to having a baby 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Seriously🤬

    • @marcbloxham1342
      @marcbloxham1342 Před rokem +10

      It's kind of like a man pretending to be a female swimmer

    • @yourguard4
      @yourguard4 Před rokem +17

      atleast he tried...or well, lets say: "He tried to try"

    • @pvgospel7341
      @pvgospel7341 Před rokem +16

      He didn't say so...he tried to endure the bare minimum pain and with that he's admitting that his respect for women has skyrocketed

    • @commanderuseless1685
      @commanderuseless1685 Před rokem +10

      It's Japan... They're a little behind when it comes to having gender equality.
      Source: My fiancé

    • @darkhorsedouglas4789
      @darkhorsedouglas4789 Před rokem +18

      Honestly he should also got through one of the simulated labors. Those seem to help men get the full picture more than something strapped onto there belly for a few hours.
      And you know both of these are completely missing they point of why full time working women in Japan don't have time to go through a pregnancy and then raise a kid. Yeah the process is painful. But that's not the main reason young couples in Japan are avoiding it.

  • @peanutbutternjelly4736
    @peanutbutternjelly4736 Před rokem +90

    Lol! The Desi role reversal bit at the end was brilliant.

  • @sivamaiaa1386
    @sivamaiaa1386 Před rokem +4

    “Has anybody told you, you should smile more” ohhh I almost threw my phone across the room 😂😂😭😂

  • @kelly747k
    @kelly747k Před rokem +55

    Ok, Trevor & company had me & my wife laughing to the point that it hurt... thank you all for the entertainment from start thru finish...

  • @kestralrider313
    @kestralrider313 Před rokem +643

    Dang, Desi & Trevor really nailed this one, I busted out laughing at how well they nailed that male office manager we've all worked with at some point in our lives. Left me wondering if I was guilty of doing this at some point in my life.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet Před rokem +27

      I agree it's greatest Trevor was, the ending with Desi is superb.! I think I love her more, or at least as much as Sam Bee

    • @benjaminharmon6541
      @benjaminharmon6541 Před rokem +39

      I've met men like that at bars, forget the office manager.

    • @hex3845
      @hex3845 Před rokem +11

      Desi literally acted out my unmarried aunt.

    • @cgem8426
      @cgem8426 Před rokem +9

      Yes you have. As have I. 😀

    • @joycastle.
      @joycastle. Před rokem +42

      Male here. I definitely have been guilty of doing this, not proud of it. At least if you're aware of it, there's a chance that you do it less, and that's a start.
      Now back to the playstation.

  • @oneirishpoet
    @oneirishpoet Před rokem +636

    Love the end with Desi, she's freaking hilarious and the "interrupting people" part was golden!

    • @isetfrances6124
      @isetfrances6124 Před rokem +42

      🙌🏽🥰 Hard to believe how on it she was in all those subtle work & patriarchal bits. Loved ❗️

    • @nobody8328
      @nobody8328 Před rokem +41

      "Let's see those dimples!"
      😆😂😅🤣😆🤣😅😂💀

    • @FeelMyRooster123
      @FeelMyRooster123 Před rokem +28

      Dude that last part was amazing! I laughed so hard

    • @giftis5128
      @giftis5128 Před rokem +19

      that part where's both silent is amazing 😂

    • @angelicastea9053
      @angelicastea9053 Před rokem +13

      Had me in tears 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @ifer1280
    @ifer1280 Před rokem +26

    This is one of Desi's best bits! You can just see how much she enjoys doing it, as well as the audience reaction!

  • @leviandhisbae7375
    @leviandhisbae7375 Před rokem +10

    I feel like this is one of those things that only happens in Japan, and also one of those things you'd expect to happen in Japan, while also not expecting it to ACTUALLY HAPPEN

  • @aries8597
    @aries8597 Před rokem +735

    He’s worried about “a Rat?” He’s talking like a criminal/mobster.
    It’s weird to find people who are *supposedly* law abiding citizens promote “no snitching” culture. Weren’t these same people condemning this culture for decades?? But no Snitching culture is only okay when you’re trying to avoid being held accountable for your own criminal activity? So now we’re supposed to believe you’re not a criminal?

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před rokem

      Like a mobster, stuff him in a barrel and throw him into Lake Mead.
      Sure, Lake Mead doesn't have any water anymore, so just let him sit in the barrel in the hot sun for a while and think about what he did.

    • @davebrayfb
      @davebrayfb Před rokem

      Yes, this is hypocritical, narcissistic, and sociopathic activity, once you die you'll get use to it.

    • @MrGeorge7823
      @MrGeorge7823 Před rokem

      Cirara you are so freakin white u wouldn’t able tell the difference between a real person from the streets or a fake just be quiet please if u have no knowledge in this topics

    • @talikhar
      @talikhar Před rokem +25

      The only other time he used the word rats so much was when he and his father where discriminating against Puerto Rican and blacks that tried to buy or rent their New York housing properties back in the70's!!

    • @jonnelson9760
      @jonnelson9760 Před rokem

      Trump never wanted you to think that he is not a criminal, he wants you to know that he is a criminal and gets away with it.

  • @ericaa.1934
    @ericaa.1934 Před rokem +387

    The catharsis of hearing a woman tell a man to calm down and not act crazy is wild

    • @curiousworld7912
      @curiousworld7912 Před rokem +23

      Right? :)

    • @CharmedNijntje
      @CharmedNijntje Před rokem +21

      Not gonna lie, that was unexpectedly nice haha

    • @4namolly
      @4namolly Před rokem +9

      Made my whole year 🙌

    • @MushroomCloudOfDoom
      @MushroomCloudOfDoom Před rokem +30

      “You know what.. I’m just gonna-I’m just gonna need a moment.”
      Ah yes. The “I need to compose myself, because my perfectly valid anger only feeds into this narrative they’re spinning” moment. I know it well

    • @nanszoo3092
      @nanszoo3092 Před rokem +9

      Best. Segment. Ever.

  • @BabakoSen
    @BabakoSen Před rokem +108

    Japanese women: "we want to have careers as well as families"
    Japanese govt: "tax incentives for more kids!"
    Japanese women: "let us keep our careers when we get married or have kids."
    Japanese govt: "OK, we'll make it a law that your male colleagues can't make you serve everyone tea (won't enforce it, tho)."
    Japanese women: "We want careers! Stop firing us when we get married or pregnant and maybe we'll do those things!"
    Japanese govt: "we'll let women run for office! (Conveniently never for any position of consequence, but take it or leave it)"
    Japanese women: "WE WANT OUR JOBS!"
    Japanese govt: "Here's a male birthrate minister wearing a Sympathy belly!"
    Japanese women: "AAAAARRFGHHHVHJM/L;KGJX"

    • @Feyinbetween
      @Feyinbetween Před rokem +11

      Also, how about cover our pregnancy expenses in our health insurance!

    • @jamaalhorton2343
      @jamaalhorton2343 Před rokem +3

      What does any of that mean?

    • @patricias5122
      @patricias5122 Před rokem +1

      A woman would get it.

    • @scLefQ
      @scLefQ Před rokem +2

      @@Feyinbetween Pregnancy expenses are covered in insurance. We had twins 6 weeks early, and after a 5 week hospitalization before birth for precautionary measures and a 6 week hospitalization for the babies afterwards for post natal care, we went to pay the expense bill and found out we made over $6,000 after the pregnancy care, births, and post natal care were taken out. Speak facts, not just what you would like to hear.

    • @Feyinbetween
      @Feyinbetween Před rokem +2

      ​@@scLefQ
      I'm speaking the experience of a friend of mine that is a Japanese citizen. Her "birth allowance" was not nearly enough to cover her pregnancy and expenses, and she ended up paying a fair amount out of pocket. Perhaps your experience was different than hers, and trust me, I'd rather hear stories like that instead.
      Congratulations on your birth

  • @101BlackRaven
    @101BlackRaven Před rokem +3

    Japan's birthrate problem could be ameliorated the same way Germany is dealing with it, increased immigration, but Japan vehemently wants to stay an ethnostate. So can't say i'm all too shocked by that. Then there's the other problem in Japan of ruthless capitalism with basically no freedom of being a worker, so there is that.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +1446

    Trump, 2015: "You see these mob bosses, they plead the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you pleading the Fifth Amendment?"
    Trump, 2022: "I plead the Fifth."

    • @liuwang2201
      @liuwang2201 Před rokem

      Alex Jones Sandy Hook trial take precedence legal action CBS lied about Pfizer or Moderna severe Covid vaccine side effects.

    • @KENICUSONE
      @KENICUSONE Před rokem

      Trump stated he was instructed by his lawyers to plead the 5th. Once again he puts it on someone else. It wasn’t him. It was his lawyers.

    • @tomgeorge9025
      @tomgeorge9025 Před rokem +91

      Pledging the 5th and calling people rats for telling the truth.
      Sounds like a mobster to me…

    • @jtollison
      @jtollison Před rokem

      Innocent until proven guilty. Pleading the 5th is a right all civilians in the USA have, now it is on the DOJ to prove Trump guilty in the court of law, Jury trial - since this is "criminal". I do believe they will use those classified documents, but for them to do that, they will need to be exposed in to evidence therefore declassified. It really is 5D chess against the republic in court, but the constitution is the supreme law in the land, just another day in the life of the way the USA Government works

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 Před rokem +39

      Rather, he pleads the fifth 400 times.

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard Před rokem +404

    I can't imagine how difficult it must have been for Trevor to *not* smile at the end of that segment.

    • @francesray1595
      @francesray1595 Před rokem

      Pres. Trump. Has. Been treated.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před rokem

      @@francesray1595 The twice impeached ex president, who's administration was a national disgrace and an international embarrassment. The entire Trump-Kushner crime family belong behind bars.
      Guantanamo beckons...

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard Před rokem +2

      @@francesray1595 ...for what? COVID? We know.

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz Před rokem +8

    This was one of the best Trevor segments! I laughed almost the bit!

  • @Xai15
    @Xai15 Před rokem +2

    Someone please explain why I can’t *Like* this more 😂😂😂 This chick is the best! “Don’t act crazy” 🤣💀

  • @auntiepha8343
    @auntiepha8343 Před rokem +545

    Daily Reminder: "Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible - there will come a day when Donald Trump is
    gone, but your dishonor will remain." - 06/09/2022 Rep. Elizabeth Cheney (R) Wyoming

    • @milliecunningham4935
      @milliecunningham4935 Před rokem +29

      Well said! Love it

    • @jj51424
      @jj51424 Před rokem +26

      She can kick rocks also.
      This is the same woman who voted AGAINST the voting rights bill.

    • @damonpatterson8293
      @damonpatterson8293 Před rokem +14

      @@jj51424 also does she even realize who her own dad is? 😳

    • @damonpatterson8293
      @damonpatterson8293 Před rokem +8

      Her own dad is no saint as well.

    • @jj51424
      @jj51424 Před rokem +25

      @@damonpatterson8293 I'm not one to believe that children are responsible for the sins of their parents. But SHE, is being made out to be a hero for something that anyone with a sound moral compass would do.

  • @rhondascraftobsessions5817
    @rhondascraftobsessions5817 Před rokem +745

    It would be hilarious if his youngest son, Barron, was the informant, or better yet, his wife Melania. 😁

    • @helloitsjay38
      @helloitsjay38 Před rokem +91

      My money is on Melania 🤣

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 Před rokem +26

      @@helloitsjay38 Mine, too.

    • @Grammy52
      @Grammy52 Před rokem +89

      I’m thinking Ivanka. Maybe she just got sick and tired of being groped.

    • @timthornhill9347
      @timthornhill9347 Před rokem +17

      I think u hit the nail right on the top. When u day it's Melanie

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem +1

      I think it would be hilarious if you got monkeypox ☺️

  • @august_frost
    @august_frost Před rokem +6

    Desi killed it!! Absolutely loved the back and forth between Desi and Trevor for the closing segment. Love you Desi!!! And Trevor along with the rest of the team, of course. ☺

  • @cancerino666
    @cancerino666 Před rokem +3

    Oh, what Japan will do to "tackle the birthrate" while ignoring the root cause: lack of immigration forcing young people into overwork.

  • @democratresistance7847
    @democratresistance7847 Před rokem +458

    It was a beautiful raid. Believe me. A PERFECT raid! You've never seen such a beautiful, bigly raid. An FBI agent came up to me, tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, it's been an honor."

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 Před rokem +20

      Glad you said, "Sir," as we all know he would say that one

    • @harold7792
      @harold7792 Před rokem +14

      I give you a grade your imagined quote of him a 95%. If you add one or two but's, then I'd give you a grade of 100%. A decent rule of thumb is a minimum of one "but" per four sentences.

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 Před rokem +7

      @@harold7792 Well, thanks for that idea . . . Now I'll be counting:"buts" every time he talks.

    • @taceyw1135
      @taceyw1135 Před rokem +2

      Paranoid they are worse then me ha ha ha!

    • @midnightblue6668
      @midnightblue6668 Před rokem +7

      And the crowds to see my raid were HUGE...HUGE crowds, the biggest crowds ever!

  • @Failsauce86
    @Failsauce86 Před rokem +1182

    Only criminals worry about “rats” snitching on them. I love how trump world doesn’t argue that he’s innocent but that someone cannot keep their mouth shut.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Před rokem +44

      oh no, they argue that's he's innocent too. that as expresident he should have unlimited access to all classified information, and wether he uses it as wallpaper in the lobby or buries it next to his wife, he has that authority as a former leader of the united states that lost the popular vote

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra Před rokem

      Hopefully this will mark the beginning of the collapse of his rule over the GOP. A man can dream.

    • @intlvoiceofreason9239
      @intlvoiceofreason9239 Před rokem +29

      “Flippers! I hate Flippers! So what if I was selling nuclear secrets to the Saudis?!?” - Donald J. Trumpov

    • @carastone3473
      @carastone3473 Před rokem

      They’re now saying the FBI planted evidence in his home. They haven’t even released any information about what was found yet. 🤣

    • @rickmorty7284
      @rickmorty7284 Před rokem

      I'm no trump fan, but the FBI engaging in partisan politics should worry everyone. Remember how the Mueller report thing was dragged out, only to find that there was no evidence of collusion to influence the 2016 election?

  • @jms18uga
    @jms18uga Před rokem +3

    Oh my gosh. This was like your best episode ever. I almost spit out my drink 3 times

  • @workmancandace
    @workmancandace Před rokem +1

    I could watch this 100 times. Best one ever.

  • @dalkurd1
    @dalkurd1 Před rokem +323

    Can he just get locked up? For how many years is he going to be allowed to be a criminal

    • @chiefagapewatson4478
      @chiefagapewatson4478 Před rokem

      As long as all the other corrupt politicians get to be criminals. They all need locked up.

    • @sammievann8352
      @sammievann8352 Před rokem +16

      Thank You !

    • @Svafne
      @Svafne Před rokem +20

      I agree with you.
      But he's not going to be, I'd bet on that.
      At most he'd get house arrest but I sincerely doubt even that..
      He's a rich former president, he won't be subject to the laws of normal people.. :/

    • @KhmerMinnesnowta
      @KhmerMinnesnowta Před rokem +3

      At least, they should keep him away from any fast food!

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 Před rokem +1

      @@Svafne I think the worst thing that will happen for him is he will probably be fined $100,000 or less, & then he will just ask for donations from his people & guaranteed he will get it. Unfortunately this monster is untouchable. He is the original Teflon Don. 🥶🤬

  • @laurenconrad1799
    @laurenconrad1799 Před rokem +292

    Japan: Why aren’t our citizens having more babies?
    Me: The insane hours in every job that make it impossible to be a working parent. Just a thought.

    • @JT-xj1pg
      @JT-xj1pg Před rokem +1

      Maybe they are ahead of others countries in realizing having babies isn't worth it

    • @Avarren
      @Avarren Před rokem +13

      Whaaat? No way.

    • @rizkyanandita8227
      @rizkyanandita8227 Před rokem +20

      and that point actually can be expanded way more.

    • @drayyye
      @drayyye Před rokem

      Yep, a lot of east Asian countries have extreme work hours and not surprisingly they all are having low birth rates as well lol. 996 is the term for it - working from 9 am to 9 pm for 6 days a week 🧐 Like ffs who would even be able to date??

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn Před rokem +37

      Perhaps, only perhaps, the high rate of depression and suicide attempts could also serve as an indicator which are mostly a consequence of that very work pressure

  • @stacyhackney6100
    @stacyhackney6100 Před rokem +2

    Both are outstanding. She is very funny. Their interaction, the display of reverse sexism is hysterically funny, and spot on. Treavor's response is sooo funny.

  • @ximirajane8740
    @ximirajane8740 Před rokem +3

    Trevor saying I just unlocked the R.P.G. makes me realize that he has never played an R.P.G. 🤣 love you Trevor. That jokes truth expands to Xbox too ❤

  • @riiraa881
    @riiraa881 Před rokem +494

    "If we had time we could talk about how America has no trouble assssinating other countries' officials but acts surprised when those countries want revenge' This type of hypocrisy is just mindblowing. It makes me wonder how so many people seem to have such poor insight into how the behavior of their government affects them or how hypocritical, narcissistic, and sociopathic they seem to outsiders.

    • @DiscoChixify
      @DiscoChixify Před rokem +29

      Yup. An eye for an eye, and then another eye for that eye, and then another… and another…. Revenge creates a cycle of violence where warring people attack each other until there’s no one left to fight.

    • @arnabiarnab3037
      @arnabiarnab3037 Před rokem

      This the same country who convinced their citizens that they’re invading an oil rich country to give them “freedom”
      Then those same citizens are surprised when ISIS rises out of that country

    • @owlislike
      @owlislike Před rokem

      Because Americans are told from infancy that America does no wrong and we are always the greatest, the strongest, and the best. Combine that with a public school system so amazing its teachers have to buy their own school supplies and you get a populace that will still say thank you to the people who are shoving their faces in the dirt.

    • @janedoe3915
      @janedoe3915 Před rokem

      He was a terrorist who was involved in many attacks on US persons. U think a country should sit back and watch other countries or terrorist groups supported by our adversaries, attack Americans? Ur nuts! If ur not aware of the attacks on Americans in the past, of Irans attacks on other Western countries, then perhaps u should educate urself before jumping to a conclusion based on just the assassination. The assassinations by the US since 9/11 were the same result as if we had captured them, gone through the judicial proceedings, sentenced them to death only the capture and end of the death sentence would have costs the US a great deal more and it would have put US forces in greater danger, possibly ending American lives and others. If the outcome of the target is the same, why go through all of that?

    • @jessicaferguson4518
      @jessicaferguson4518 Před rokem +21

      And of course every country thinks they’re the only one doing it for the right reason.

  • @debrajames6286
    @debrajames6286 Před rokem +931

    Note: Trump, now wants to know who is the "Rat" ( whistleblower) at "Karm-a-Lago"??? When you call someone a "Rat" it's not because they're lying, it's because they told the truth.😆

    • @dalkurd1
      @dalkurd1 Před rokem +56

      Exactly. He did the same thing to his former lawyer, calling him a rat in a tweet, and I thought the same thing you are saying here

    • @Nick-cw1og
      @Nick-cw1og Před rokem +71

      Exactly. Trump just outed himself using that word. What a stable genius.

    • @sammievann8352
      @sammievann8352 Před rokem +18

      His Kids 👪🤑

    • @rastomasstanford7708
      @rastomasstanford7708 Před rokem +10

      On point

    • @berhaneniere7154
      @berhaneniere7154 Před rokem

      ፈጸፀ.ጸጸገገፉ ፈገገጀገጀኘገገፈፉገገጘገገፈጠጠ@@dalkurd1 , ,xzx,ሮሯሮሯሯሯሮሯጄጇጆጆጆጆጆጆጇጇጇጇጇሶሶደኘገ ደገ ጀጀ ፈገጘኘኘገገገኘኘጀጘገ. ጀርመን ለመነ ጀ

  • @modernwonder
    @modernwonder Před rokem +1

    Perfect Desi! I laughed so hard at the perfection of your "being a man". cheers!

  • @carolynt8864
    @carolynt8864 Před rokem +1

    Love the ending...especially, "you should smile more" heard that quite often

  • @laskey2175
    @laskey2175 Před rokem +1296

    Washington: "I cannot tell a lie. I cut down the cherry tree."
    Trump: "I cannot speak without revealing my crimes. I plead the fifth over 400 times."

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker Před rokem +49

      Imagine if he didn't plead the fifth and instead says so many lies they contradict each other. Lawyers (defense and prosecution) everywhere will have a collective aneurysm because of the jenga of lies.

    • @chayoto
      @chayoto Před rokem +27

      By contrast, Trump lies while cherrypicking, popping cherries...

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Před rokem +7

      @@chayoto HAHAHA!

    • @csarn77
      @csarn77 Před rokem +21

      hah, Can't remember where i had seen it, but someone posted "remembered not as the 45th but the 440 5ths president"

    • @jeanhendersonharley3228
      @jeanhendersonharley3228 Před rokem +7

      440

  • @TBONESIDEOFLIFE
    @TBONESIDEOFLIFE Před rokem +68

    Somewhere in the darkness, the silence will be broken by yet another dish hitting an already ketchup-stained wall...

  • @terrencealford4604
    @terrencealford4604 Před rokem +6

    Great show! The weather bit was hilarious…still in tears 😭😀

  • @anne8511
    @anne8511 Před rokem

    Touché Desi! My husband interrupts me constantly. He also tells me I have a need to be right but I don’t need to be right, I just am!

  • @curtisthomas2670
    @curtisthomas2670 Před rokem +74

    Wasn't a "rat" it was a PATRIOT

  • @RichardSmith-pb8qk
    @RichardSmith-pb8qk Před rokem +636

    Imagine if he worried less about who flipped and instead didn’t commit crimes. But then, it wouldn’t be Trump.

    • @LawNerdAmber
      @LawNerdAmber Před rokem +9

      Who's we? We don't care who it was. We support them. They decided to do what 95% of the republican party wouldn't.
      Y'all don't get it, it's not about blame. It's about doing the right thing to begin with

    • @thathobbitlife
      @thathobbitlife Před rokem +20

      @@LawNerdAmber It says he not we

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem

      I thought you people were sympathetic to criminals? You know, defund the police, low/no bail DA’s, etc. ohhh, right, because it’s someone you hate with a passion, you become a hypocrite. Not surprised with you people

    • @bunnyoppress
      @bunnyoppress Před rokem +7

      @@LawNerdAmber did the rant make you feel better, amber?

    • @liabowden8526
      @liabowden8526 Před rokem +8

      Amber: I’m guessing you were replying to a comment that was since erased? It’s so mf confusing when they do that. 😅

  • @lucillecornelius1899
    @lucillecornelius1899 Před rokem

    The weather section did me in!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lynettra7818
    @lynettra7818 Před rokem

    That ending with Desi was PERFECTION! i see you 😂

  • @preethikanya235
    @preethikanya235 Před rokem +195

    Desi and Trevor bit was pure brilliant comedy gold !!!

    • @mohanselvaraj9913
      @mohanselvaraj9913 Před rokem +2

      No no
      It wasn't comedy, it was a satire on how males explain trivial things to women ....

    • @madamtechster
      @madamtechster Před rokem

      @@mohanselvaraj9913 .. shhhh you’re proving their point 😆

    • @mohanselvaraj9913
      @mohanselvaraj9913 Před rokem

      @@madamtechster and my joke flew over your head

  • @superkornfreak1
    @superkornfreak1 Před rokem +21

    "Interrupting ppl more" really got me lol

  • @foujanparsa2630
    @foujanparsa2630 Před rokem

    Thanks Trevor . I respect you more now . At least you are not brainwashed by the media . You have both the courage and intelligence to speak the truth . We , Iranians , will never forget nor forgive , but, even a first grader can tell that these old guys are not worth it to waste a dime on. Especially now that we want to reach an agreement on the jcpoa

  • @alighasemi4655
    @alighasemi4655 Před rokem

    That “Pedar Sag” was unexpected and perfect 😂

  • @beardgangman
    @beardgangman Před rokem +121

    Only a criminal is worried about a rat. If you are not doing anything wrong, you don't have anything to worry about

    • @DiscoChixify
      @DiscoChixify Před rokem +4

      Yup, he’s hiding documents. What is he afraid of?

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +2

      Right! No one ever says, "Yall better not rat me out about this new soup kitchen I'm opening up!"

  • @peterbathum2775
    @peterbathum2775 Před rokem +537

    talking about a rat snitching on him sure doesnt makes him sound like a stereotypical criminal ...

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 Před rokem +13

      It does tho. There is no honor amongst thieves. Of course someone had an epiphany.

    • @johnnym3071
      @johnnym3071 Před rokem +23

      @@yasuke9317 he was being sarcastic 😄

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 Před rokem +11

      Saying "the mob pleads the fifth," then pleading the fifth doesn't make him sound like a stereotypical criminal..

    • @scambammer6102
      @scambammer6102 Před rokem

      The "rat" could be anyone. Trump has the biggest mouth on the planet. He has probably been bragging about all the confidential records he took. The very bestest most confidential records.

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 Před rokem

      @@johnnym3071 I know but I'm not.

  • @adrianmetzler2523
    @adrianmetzler2523 Před rokem

    That last bit was brilliant.

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 Před rokem +1

    Take out Pompeo, we don't care. At least Bolton is calling out Dump's lies.

  • @TfMG539
    @TfMG539 Před rokem +375

    I didn't see a raid; it looked like an ordinary tourist touring the home and getting gifts from his gift shop; 10/10 on tour by the tour guide, so happy for the tourist

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Před rokem +29

      And hugging and kissing the staff.

    • @HTSGOSU
      @HTSGOSU Před rokem +22

      @@sophierobinson2738 hugging boxes of evidence

    • @orlandogill7082
      @orlandogill7082 Před rokem +14

      But, their in invite was a signed search warrant.

    • @cindypomerleau950
      @cindypomerleau950 Před rokem +14

      They actually held the door for them. Cameras everywhere for..... selfies?

    • @mrwilson7617
      @mrwilson7617 Před rokem +6

      Not a FBI windbreaker in sight.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před rokem +521

    "We were not a White House that followed the rules. And I will tell you that handling classified information was not something that was really pressed upon us on a daily basis or weekly or monthly." -Stephanie Grisham
    She then went on to say that she and many others personally witnessed Trump's mishandling of hundreds of classified documents, dozens of times while working in his administration, and that they are ALL happy to testify to that fact under oath at anytime.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Před rokem +31

      That's nice and all, but the fact she waited until now to come forward or until she has enough materials for her tell-all book kinda puts a dent on her street cred a tiny bit.

    • @dragongirl89115
      @dragongirl89115 Před rokem

      @@gamepapa1211 Not really. With a Trump controlled administration they would have likely prevented her from coming forward, and there is nothing wrong with making sure you have the evidence needed to show people something actually happened.
      Besides, Trump straight up bragged about how he took classified documents with him after he left the White House. Why would this be surprising?

    • @ktheshow4391
      @ktheshow4391 Před rokem

      @@gamepapa1211 Still more street cred then the my pillow guy. Or the lawyer/ex-mayor whom married his own cousin. Or the lady who says there's jewish space lasers causing forest fires and was harassing school shooting survivors. Oh... and speaking of harassing school shooting survivors, more street cred then Alex Jones.

    • @lsingstock1646
      @lsingstock1646 Před rokem +21

      We've seen pics of documents in his toilet ready to be flushed.

    • @lsingstock1646
      @lsingstock1646 Před rokem +9

      @@gamepapa1211 they've all done that. Bolton and the rest.

  • @hilpei3675
    @hilpei3675 Před rokem +1

    Bolton and Pompeo, no big loss... they played the same game.

  • @JulesUnboxed
    @JulesUnboxed Před rokem +1

    I just saw you in Tulsa, OK on your tour. You were fire! I don’t know how you have the time or energy to do all the things you are doing! I met a friend in OK and it was not easy getting there but you are jet setting all over. Keep it up!

  • @waynerobbins1310
    @waynerobbins1310 Před rokem +130

    Less for Bolton than Pompeo? Iran must pay by the pound.

  • @chantelmcskimming6633
    @chantelmcskimming6633 Před rokem +42

    I LOVE the weather reporter!!!! I am so excited to try this interrupting technique!! What a beautiful demo!! 👍👍👍

  • @NotMe-tu4hp
    @NotMe-tu4hp Před rokem

    oh man I was laughing so hard and rolling on the ground when you said PEDARSAG :)))))))))))

  • @ktmac7610
    @ktmac7610 Před rokem

    Desi, you nailed it. I’m watching again so I can take notes!

  • @patsylvest
    @patsylvest Před rokem +79

    Desi was perfect in her mansplaining!

    • @hundinger1
      @hundinger1 Před rokem +12

      She's the best.

    • @dherdt6624
      @dherdt6624 Před rokem

      i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you

  • @sharonkellner7126
    @sharonkellner7126 Před rokem +347

    Thank you traitor trump for the most entertaining week in a long time. We are really enjoying this!!!

    • @stevieme8642
      @stevieme8642 Před rokem +34

      I needed this. Did you need this too. Every time I think about it I smile. I'm going to remember every terrible thing that Trump and his followers ever said or did and I am going to enjoy every moment of watching it all fall apart for them.

    • @2fabalwayz83
      @2fabalwayz83 Před rokem +17

      Heck Yeah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @renep2220
      @renep2220 Před rokem +1

      @ Sharon Kellnor...You bet, I'm doing cartwheels and I'm a
      senior. Happy to see Conald go down in flames🤥👺🪱🔥

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Před rokem +8

      @@elmosweed4985 All hail US Code 793!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Exodus26.13Pi
      @Exodus26.13Pi Před rokem

      You'll love his 3rd win best.

  • @rainbowslinkies
    @rainbowslinkies Před rokem +1

    Oof that weather segment 🤣

  • @debbieapierce6037
    @debbieapierce6037 Před rokem

    Thanks again Trevor for adding some great human to the crazy headlines! 🤪 Thanks, Debbie Pierce

  • @debrajames6286
    @debrajames6286 Před rokem +290

    Finally, someone with the skill and guts to out-trump, at TRUMP'S "Karm-a-Lago" brilliant and EPIC, the end.😂

    • @recklessabandon821
      @recklessabandon821 Před rokem

      So... hear me out....
      Trump is fading from the spotlight...
      Fox won't show his speeches... America is trying to forget..
      Suddenly, he has massive publicity.... and there's STILL no secure punishment...
      !0$ says trump ratteed himself out and there's nothing in those boxes that'll hurt him.

    • @tvdinner325
      @tvdinner325 Před rokem

      I see the FBI shot the MAGA supporter..
      He left a note: "In death, as in life, I'd like to be buried on top of my sister".

    • @liuwang2201
      @liuwang2201 Před rokem

      Alex Jones Sandy Hook trial take precedence legal action CBS lied about Pfizer or Moderna severe Covid vaccine side effects.

    • @TheScrubExpress
      @TheScrubExpress Před rokem +8

      I prefer Mar-a-Lardo

    • @CharleyMK9867
      @CharleyMK9867 Před rokem +3

      @@TheScrubExpress 🤣😂😆😂

  • @jeanetteschock4744
    @jeanetteschock4744 Před rokem +26

    Merrick Garland is awesome... and I love how paranoid trumps is 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dherdt6624
      @dherdt6624 Před rokem

      i love your commenting sections and would love to know more about you . i feel you're someone worth talking to and i would love to be friends with you

  • @hosseinshahni
    @hosseinshahni Před rokem

    "John Bolton! Pedar Sag!!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JoseRivera-dt3wl
    @JoseRivera-dt3wl Před rokem

    Ahhhh man, Trevor, thank you!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EmmaEffa
    @EmmaEffa Před rokem +345

    Trevor is fine, smart and funny. And his crew is stellar!

    • @kikic4899
      @kikic4899 Před rokem +17

      I was happy to see Desi, she’s always so sharply funny

    • @kikic4899
      @kikic4899 Před rokem +11

      And yea, Trevor is so 😉👍 lol
      He’s really smart too. I’m glad he got this gig. His stand up is fantastic also, but with the show he has more reach.
      Having someone do this job with such a high EQ and a high IQ, and who is so great at explaining everything without dumbing things down, managing to make it understandable to anyone…I mean I just feel like we’re all really lucky to have him ya know?

    • @chocomojo9552
      @chocomojo9552 Před rokem +8

      Desi was on fire!!!!!!🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

    • @Tmww-tw5to
      @Tmww-tw5to Před rokem

      Well I'm not, but I'll treat you right ▶️

    • @derrickkanda4657
      @derrickkanda4657 Před rokem

      I'm not a fans of trevor noah. He only support the left-Wing. And talk propaganda about the right-wing. And The left are 👺

  • @LOwens-xf8yo
    @LOwens-xf8yo Před rokem +30

    Desperate to find the traitor in his ranks that ratted on his stacks of documents.
    Exactly how an innocent person might respond

  • @PicRic
    @PicRic Před rokem

    Oh! There's a station called Colbert Plus. Great job guys!

  • @SusanOnTVShows
    @SusanOnTVShows Před rokem

    That role reversal was GOLD.

  • @codeffeine
    @codeffeine Před rokem +68

    Wow, the ending was not just funny and amazing, I think it reached the level of enlightening. Bravo.

  • @Wymorence
    @Wymorence Před rokem +35

    JESUS. There's talk going around now that the freaking items the FBI was looking for are nuclear weapons related.

    • @abocas
      @abocas Před rokem +2

      And you are MAGA-ready to believe it ... or?

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 Před rokem

      @@abocas czcams.com/video/wdnOEPNMorU/video.html

    • @Grammy52
      @Grammy52 Před rokem +2

      @@abocas I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if trump had documents detailing all our nuclear capabilities and didn’t even know it. His ignorance wouldn’t keep it from falling into the wrong hands.

  • @whitetiger9075
    @whitetiger9075 Před rokem +1

    Pedar sag? Loll that killed me 🤣

  • @Day-tm2pb
    @Day-tm2pb Před rokem

    Lol, soo true with the play station 😂

  • @NathanTarantlawriter
    @NathanTarantlawriter Před rokem +31

    Not a rat. A patriotic citizen.

  • @echung168
    @echung168 Před rokem +198

    When Trump can flip quickly on those close to him, those close to him can flip too. It's a race of who flips on who first.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Před rokem +8

      It's a tragedy that we're speaking of the former president of the United States like he's a Michael Corleone reject.

    • @chino3796
      @chino3796 Před rokem +12

      The real tragedy is that some Americans want him back in office.

  • @meggiko
    @meggiko Před rokem +1

    Slow clap for Desi’s bit!! She killed it!

  • @mayari_parlanchina
    @mayari_parlanchina Před rokem

    LOL This has been my favorite Desi segment ever 🤣

  • @dalkurd1
    @dalkurd1 Před rokem +39

    Did Trevor just say ”pedarrsag” when imitating an Iranian? 😂
    That means son of a dog, in Persian

    • @ProctorsGamble
      @ProctorsGamble Před rokem +8

      He probably did.
      He’s a language buff.

    • @dalkurd1
      @dalkurd1 Před rokem +2

      @@ProctorsGamble Haha aha, I see

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies Před rokem

      @@ProctorsGamble
      Unlike Colbert, who earlier this week uttered the Dutch word 'alstublieft' during his monologue, which was neither here nor there...

    • @ProctorsGamble
      @ProctorsGamble Před rokem +2

      @@Itcouldbebunnies He is fluent in 4-5 languages of which one, I assume, would be Dutch since he is South African.

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies Před rokem +1

      @@ProctorsGamble
      I mean Stephen Colbert, not Trevor. Trevor speaks German and Afrikaans, but he only knows a few Dutch words.

  • @judy-carolbell314
    @judy-carolbell314 Před rokem +71

    The best! I mean the Japan population bit that sequed into the "Weather Report". That was a terrific bit of acting between Desi and Trevor. That is a clip to be cherished and re-shown into the future. (A great example for young improv aspirants to study.) The content was so spot-on real. And the timing dramatics impressive. The fact that you could hold the audience with silence for so long. Wow!

  • @8772884
    @8772884 Před rokem

    Whaaaahahaha that : "Pedar Sag " was amazing,,,,lol

  • @8088I
    @8088I Před rokem +1

    He who 'smelt' it, ... :-))

  • @aylbdrmadison1051
    @aylbdrmadison1051 Před rokem +28

    There is literally no reason for him to worry about rats, taps, or traps if he hasn't done anything wrong.

    • @noway73
      @noway73 Před rokem +3

      EXACTLY!! One of the rights favorite sayings..." If you haven't done anything wrong....what are you worried about"??

    • @goldflo91
      @goldflo91 Před rokem +3

      At least, Trump is surrounded by people who are loyal to *America*
      The country he was supposed to serve and make great again 😉

    • @jamaalhorton2343
      @jamaalhorton2343 Před rokem +1

      Rats can lie now!!

  • @seanwashburn3658
    @seanwashburn3658 Před rokem +45

    the weather/whether broadcast was genius. thank you both

  • @michelleschultz472
    @michelleschultz472 Před rokem +1

    Taking out Bolton and Pompeo? Why would Iran help America like that?

  • @madhatter2465
    @madhatter2465 Před rokem

    Great sketch about Iran and the assassination hit on the two American characters. Funny Stuff!

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Před rokem +51

    ⚖️ *The walls are closing in on Trump!*
    (and I bet they're ALL covered in ketchup after the week he had!😬)

    • @edwardblair4096
      @edwardblair4096 Před rokem +1

      And he doesn't have R2-D2 and C3PO to turn them off.

    • @colabama
      @colabama Před rokem +1

      Yep, Kellyanne rode away off into the sunset.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Před rokem +1

      Those walls have been closing in for a very long time.
      It's almost like there aren't any walls at all. It's just something to say to make the peasants think that there are such things as "law and order" or "truth and justice."

    • @IAmSuzyQ
      @IAmSuzyQ Před rokem

      @@Marijuanifornia Actually, it was just something I could say so I could follow up with "I bet they're covered in ketchup". 😉

  • @j9670
    @j9670 Před rokem +115

    Honestly, I can't believe the FBI did this to a man who just buried one of his ex-wife at one of his many golf courses!🙄🙂

    • @jtollison
      @jtollison Před rokem +5

      Kind of like Teresa Earnhardt, whom had ole Dale buried out back behind the house. Did we forget that Elvis is buried at his house too? I hear using your own land, saves on taxes, or something like that...

    • @Grammy52
      @Grammy52 Před rokem +11

      I hope someone checked the casket.

    • @jbtpa895
      @jbtpa895 Před rokem +3

      @@Grammy52 Nuclear codes!

    • @doingtherightthing4309
      @doingtherightthing4309 Před rokem +1

      Lol not really

    • @luisavalos5813
      @luisavalos5813 Před rokem +17

      He buried her at his golf course for a legal loophole that lets you not pay taxes on the property because it’s being used as a cemetery. He used his dead wife for one last grift…

  • @fabiola9187
    @fabiola9187 Před rokem

    Love how you said Pedar Saag!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @KooroshGhotb
    @KooroshGhotb Před rokem

    Pedar Sag? where did you find that word?!!!!!!! 😂🤣😅

  • @emmaptokyo
    @emmaptokyo Před rokem +10

    Thank you for highlighting the news of Japan's newest cabinet which was just announced 48 hours ago. Amazing speed! The point of new male apointee wearing fake belly is a bit of a miss but what can you do in such a restriced dialogue when Ms Desi is much more fun and nails everything! Love from Tokyo, Japan. Love to have all of the team come here some day for special broadcast!

  • @RichardSmith-pb8qk
    @RichardSmith-pb8qk Před rokem +38

    Thanks for the stuff on Japan. The ONLY time they change ridiculous policies is when they are internationally humiliated.

    • @agentorange81
      @agentorange81 Před rokem +1

      I guess better than than how here that's when they double down ridiculous lol

    • @Rhov9
      @Rhov9 Před rokem +7

      That politician wearing a pregnancy belly for a single day. Was THE most condescending thing I’ve watched this week. He could’ve done so many other things to try to prove him knowledge and ability - and instead he chooses to go with some stunt and comes off as patronizing. I hope he learns from this moment.

  • @scottie2hot
    @scottie2hot Před rokem

    The weather segment was hilarious

  • @Nythara
    @Nythara Před rokem

    Best weather presentation EVER!

  • @leonardhunter113
    @leonardhunter113 Před rokem +88

    Lol 🤣🤣🤣. This is golden. Excellent coverage trevor 👍

  • @InspiredScience
    @InspiredScience Před rokem +105

    At 8:21 Desi provides the most succinct, yet accurate *gender equity* monologue in less than a minute. *Absolutely brilliant.*

    • @esmew3850
      @esmew3850 Před rokem +6

      Yes!

    • @goldflo91
      @goldflo91 Před rokem +2

      So eye-opening
      Exactly what many (so-called) men should be showed

    • @mstark3223
      @mstark3223 Před rokem +2

      I loved this bit so much

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko Před rokem +4

      No doubt, interrupting, mansplaining, gaslighting, shaming, all in less than a minute, and it's identifiable behavior without needing these terms. Genius.

  • @roxannep.5767
    @roxannep.5767 Před rokem

    Desi at the end, HILARIOUS! 😁

  • @chriscade9216
    @chriscade9216 Před rokem +1

    Didn't the mafia use the word Rat alot...lol