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  • Desi Lydic tackles Biden & Trump’s feisty calls for a pre-election debate without worm-ridden opponent RFK Jr., Michael Kosta proposes we use the presidential debate as a geriatric fitness test, and King Charles sees red in his first portrait as king. #DailyShow #Biden #Trump
    00:00 - King Charles’s New Portrait is Unveiled
    01:27 - Biden Challenges Trump to a Debate
    06:04 - Michael Kosta Weighs in on the Looming Biden-Trump Debate
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  • @Thimble-berry
    @Thimble-berry Před 15 dny +1112

    I was disappointed at first that Jon wasn't going to host every episode, but now that I've tuned in more often I do adore the whole TDS team. Desi is one of my favorites.

    • @whiskyjames4200
      @whiskyjames4200 Před 15 dny +32

      She's mine... I'm in love with her. ❤

    • @user-fl3sr2kh5c
      @user-fl3sr2kh5c Před 15 dny +37

      She’s got great delivery

    • @mookiewilson4166
      @mookiewilson4166 Před 15 dny +7

      Lol, I thought it was Trump Derangement Syndrome until I worked it out.

    • @sebastianag2966
      @sebastianag2966 Před 15 dny +6

      Idk I feel like all of them except Jordan Klepper is missing an actual genuine personality and isn't some sort of satirical amalgamation that this show seems to breed. Maybe it's just experience, or confidence, but it's a little weird how all of them have the same schtick when presenting.

    • @MichaelLochlann
      @MichaelLochlann Před 15 dny +2

      I feel like it would work better if they didn't have Jon. He would make Trevor look bad, much less the correspondents, whose delivery doesn't add much to the material. I like all the correspondents but nobody is going to be exciting opening up for the Beatles or the Rolling Stones.

  • @splatzec
    @splatzec Před 15 dny +163

    The artist is brilliant for that painting. The last dying gasps of an empire built in blood.

    • @joycej9415
      @joycej9415 Před 15 dny +18

      Spot on!

    • @lindagoad2163
      @lindagoad2163 Před 15 dny +11

      Bit of a stretch. The Empire died about 50 years ago. Also, as opposed to all those peacefully made empires?

    • @splatzec
      @splatzec Před 15 dny +13

      @@lindagoad2163 🤦‍♂️ it’s art. I just shared my perspective, eye of the beholder and all that jazz.

    • @joycewills895
      @joycewills895 Před 15 dny +6

      ​@@lindagoad2163Name the peaceful ones????

    • @gardenofsn5955
      @gardenofsn5955 Před 15 dny +8

      @@joycewills895 That's the point of their comment

  • @Jenny_Oblivion
    @Jenny_Oblivion Před 15 dny +527

    They should always have the mics shut off when time is up. It’s unlistenable when people talk over one another

    • @Archimedeeez
      @Archimedeeez Před 15 dny +8

      there's bound to be lots of that😅

    • @festivus4405
      @festivus4405 Před 15 dny +29

      And it’s hard to listen when people keep clapping and booing in the crowd.

    • @dennisharrell2236
      @dennisharrell2236 Před 15 dny +17

      I was against having any debates unless Trump's mic was shut off when President Biden is speaking. I'm glad to see that everybody is aware of Trump's strategy.

    • @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal
      @2thRiteFREESPEEisAVirtueSignal Před 15 dny

      {This sort of free speech is typically scoured & purged by "freespee fundamentalist" virtue signalers}
      We all know Trump doesn't want to ✌️debate✌️ Biden. He doesn't know how to debate. No one has watched him debate in 8 years.
      He wants to ramble-bleat over Biden's speech, perform a routine, hopefully Biden stutters 1 1/2 times and then Donnie's blue pill nation declares victory😁

    • @lisaahmari7199
      @lisaahmari7199 Před 15 dny +10

      TOTALLY AGREE!! And mandatory shock collars to stop shouting interruptions. And tether both to the podiums so there is none of that childish, preening stalking around stage.

  • @crisb2890
    @crisb2890 Před 15 dny +144

    The butterfly is a monarch. "Bahdahbahdahboom"

    • @SoberOKMoments
      @SoberOKMoments Před 15 dny +3

      Well said! Made me laugh right out loud.

    • @hollivybez
      @hollivybez Před 15 dny +1

      😂😂

    • @TheBusyJane
      @TheBusyJane Před 15 dny +1

      The thing is cartoonish. It's giving stomping his little feet screaming "Respect the king!"

    • @All_Loves_Lost
      @All_Loves_Lost Před 14 dny

      😂😂

    • @swilliams1759
      @swilliams1759 Před 13 dny +1

      I like the painting. It certainly isn't stuffy. Has a 1960's vibe to it. Can't think of a particular artist , but I've definitely seen that style before in mid-century paintings.

  • @strawbarry7834
    @strawbarry7834 Před 15 dny +455

    Desi Lydic has really grown on me recently. There's just a real charm about her.

    • @todd8155
      @todd8155 Před 15 dny +25

      Yeah, I have a bit of a crush on Desi... Smart, cute, funny...

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... Před 15 dny +17

      Recently?
      She's the full package!

    • @silverstem2964
      @silverstem2964 Před 15 dny

      ​@@todd8155
      You wanna share the crush? You take Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday and I'll take Monday, Wednesday and Friday? We'll split holidays?👌

    • @Kodakcompactdisc
      @Kodakcompactdisc Před 15 dny +12

      She’s my girlfriend, she just doesn’t know it, or know I exist.

    • @Planck944
      @Planck944 Před 15 dny +2

      @@Kodakcompactdisclol

  • @Priscilla-Prancercise
    @Priscilla-Prancercise Před 15 dny +96

    I’m glad about Biden’s conditions for the debate. That’s smart, especially the microphones.

    • @executivedecision6141
      @executivedecision6141 Před 12 dny +1

      I was saying that in 2020! Their second debate wasn't much better than their first.

  • @Kim_Miller
    @Kim_Miller Před 15 dny +48

    Desi Lydic for moderator.

    • @Shadoweclipse1386
      @Shadoweclipse1386 Před 15 dny +3

      Or Jon Stewart. Funny aside, I'd be happy with someone like Chris Wallace.

    • @JH22533
      @JH22533 Před 14 dny +1

      I want Jon Stewart

  • @redgreen82
    @redgreen82 Před 15 dny +27

    Ya know it's kinda crazy that it hasn't even been a week since Trump referred to how wonderful the FICTIONAL "late great Hannibal Lecter" was and we seem to have forgotten about it.

    • @SoberOKMoments
      @SoberOKMoments Před 15 dny +4

      Every day brings its own dose of crazy now. It takes all we can do to keep up ...

  • @TheREALJosephTurner
    @TheREALJosephTurner Před 15 dny +605

    Joe Biden: "I hear you're free on Wednesdays."
    It's not often that Biden makes me say "Dayum!" but... dayum!

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro Před 15 dny +31

      I cracked up when I heard that!

    • @freeloader9000
      @freeloader9000 Před 15 dny +21

      We saw 2014 Biden come back up for a few seconds there.

    • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
      @SoFloCo-ne4rk Před 15 dny

      Biden is like a gentleman who carries a switchblade. Trump is a bully who's secretly terrified.

    • @patrickmarrone8565
      @patrickmarrone8565 Před 15 dny +14

      you guys serious? 5 cuts on a 14 second video and your excited? jesus

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 Před 15 dny +26

      @@patrickmarrone8565 pretty sure no-one's excited bc of the editing.
      tbh, i find no thrill in the idea of the debate- sure, biden is pretty uninspiring but there's not a chance trump can stand upto even the most cursory examination; the man's an absolute shitshow. how/why someone who's already lost the vote *twice* can dare stand for a third try is just beyond belief.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 15 dny +479

    "I got to buy tampons...."
    Deeper cut than it looks.

  • @dubginkxx
    @dubginkxx Před 15 dny +45

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" .....for now😂

    • @bossyboots5000
      @bossyboots5000 Před 15 dny +6

      I have to admit, that really made me respect Biden. Like, he's setting the tone of the debate, aiming to come out swinging. (Whether that will happen is another story. But great shade.)

  • @commandopoppins4339
    @commandopoppins4339 Před 15 dny +523

    I got to give the Biden team kudos for insisting that the mic be cut off, obviously a reference towards Trump's interruptions, because Biden does not interrupt.

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 Před 15 dny +31

      He probably has a few times, but you’re correct not nearly as egregious as Trump

    • @rcpmac
      @rcpmac Před 15 dny +61

      But I'll miss Biden's "Why don't you shut up" line

    • @stevenbreen7243
      @stevenbreen7243 Před 15 dny +10

      Best idea!

    • @rjmeeks4152
      @rjmeeks4152 Před 15 dny +6

      He lost me at no RFK though. If they so powerful...why leave (RFK out)?

    • @honesttruth8064
      @honesttruth8064 Před 15 dny

      Self admitted neurological issues and no family support? Why Ralph Nader the debate?​@@rjmeeks4152

  • @jayhimself_rtn
    @jayhimself_rtn Před 15 dny +231

    Charles portrait looks like Vigo from Ghostbusters 2 lol

  • @JGold-cu5mo
    @JGold-cu5mo Před 15 dny +192

    No earplugs, no teleprompters, no makeup, no diapers.

    • @slvsfr
      @slvsfr Před 15 dny +13

      No Trump without his support group.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Před 15 dny

      And only 1 bottle of Ensure between them.

    • @L8rCloud
      @L8rCloud Před 15 dny

      AND lock Trump in a soundproof booth with his own aroma #ClamBake #HotBox #IndianCurry

    • @user-fl3sr2kh5c
      @user-fl3sr2kh5c Před 15 dny +10

      No weird lingering shadow pacing 😅

    • @drfranks1158
      @drfranks1158 Před 15 dny +25

      let the orange man keep that diaper, no need to contaminate the room with that.

  • @scardini67611
    @scardini67611 Před 15 dny +12

    I think King Charles is channeling his lineage from Vlad the Impaler in that portrait.

  • @KintokiSan
    @KintokiSan Před 15 dny +26

    3:44 "welcome to jurassic park"
    may be the most accurate tagline
    for that debate after all...

    • @Cooverdamn
      @Cooverdamn Před 15 dny +5

      Geriatric Park

    • @KintokiSan
      @KintokiSan Před 15 dny +2

      @@Cooverdamn wonder when
      america will remember that wearing
      adult diapers is not a requirement
      for being president

    • @Cooverdamn
      @Cooverdamn Před 15 dny

      @@KintokiSan well alzheimers is a preference as well so maybe it's prevalent in the nation too

    • @lysanamcmillan7972
      @lysanamcmillan7972 Před 15 dny

      @@KintokiSan Only one of them does, so what's your point?

    • @KintokiSan
      @KintokiSan Před 15 dny

      @@lysanamcmillan7972
      Found the simp.
      No, both of them do. And apparently
      americans are really into that
      for some inexplicable reason.

  • @virginiahamamelis3804
    @virginiahamamelis3804 Před 15 dny +23

    locking them both in the room so the rest of us can sneak out of America is such a mood

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 Před 15 dny +26

    If modern America was a dystopian novel, our editors would accuse us of writing too far-fetched. Or too on the nose. Or both.

  • @tripwire4727
    @tripwire4727 Před 15 dny +48

    They better flippin mute trump when its not his turn to speak.

    • @Richard-ug4el
      @Richard-ug4el Před 15 dny +2

      They are.

    • @SageWon-1aussie
      @SageWon-1aussie Před 15 dny

      "Just nother tack by my, uh, my politic opponan, trying to take away my, uh, that reminds me, who likes hamburgers? I could go for one right now. What? Oh, yeah. They wanna step my free speech. No speech Joe, that's what I call him, did you hear? Hear him stutter? No way I could lose, in fact, I nevada did! That's right Nevada... Who needs a teleprompter? Some one should sack that guy. Did you hear the one about the snake?"

    • @Martian74
      @Martian74 Před 15 dny

      They are trying their best to stop him before the debate.

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Před 14 dny

      Yes. That's the plan.

    • @jakederoy2715
      @jakederoy2715 Před 13 dny +2

      @@Martian74 they want to stop him from being a clown. His subjects believe he's unbeatable, those outside the cult see a clown. Frankly it's embarrassing

  • @howardhughes7596
    @howardhughes7596 Před 15 dny +261

    Some inaccuracy in their reporting. Joe has been quite open about sharing the whole of his annual medical exams. Joe also stood for 120 minutes plus for the State of the Union speech.

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService Před 15 dny +46

      You do know they're not actually a news show, right?

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 Před 15 dny

      Most of us stand for most of 8 hours, working for trash wages.

    • @jasjfl
      @jasjfl Před 15 dny

      I mean let's be real, he's the POTUS, if there were something serious on his medical exam he'd have it stricken before showing it. I'd vote for Biden's corpse over Trump but I'm just saying.

    • @lucascassol2995
      @lucascassol2995 Před 15 dny +26

      Both the above comments are technically correct, ya love to see it

    • @racool911
      @racool911 Před 15 dny +43

      @@CortexNewsServiceYea, but can't hurt to clarify any inaccuracies. Comedy doesn't work if people believe the stuff that isn't true

  • @michaelbray109
    @michaelbray109 Před 15 dny +137

    Donnie should listen to his own advice from Gettysburg Wow:
    Don’t debate uphill me Donnie
    Don’t debate uphill me Donnie

    • @brianfholmes1
      @brianfholmes1 Před 15 dny +8

      Ha! Sounds like an Irish folk song. "Oh Donnie Boy, never debate uphill me Donnie....."

  • @longhorn7809
    @longhorn7809 Před 15 dny +13

    " avoided it like foreplay "

  • @davidkoh7097
    @davidkoh7097 Před 15 dny +26

    Desi Lydic's doing a real bang up job hosting the show! She's gone from strength to strength since her Daily Show debut, awesome!

  • @billhampton6605
    @billhampton6605 Před 15 dny +22

    I love Bidens refererence to Clint Eastwood!!!

    • @tomaspita7244
      @tomaspita7244 Před 14 dny

      All he left out was the ... PaB! I mean "punk"

  • @user-iw6im
    @user-iw6im Před 15 dny +75

    It looks like someone threw ketchup at it. Did they let Trump borrow the portrait first?

  • @robinlandis5226
    @robinlandis5226 Před 15 dny +77

    You go Dark Brandon.

  • @Ford_prefect_42
    @Ford_prefect_42 Před 15 dny +5

    Mic cutoffs should be mandatory at all debates

  • @dennisharrell2236
    @dennisharrell2236 Před 15 dny +3

    The portrait of King Charles reminded me of Han Solo in carbonite.

  • @edwardallenthree
    @edwardallenthree Před 15 dny +69

    June 27? You mean the day the Jury convicts? Should be interesting.

  • @slowbro1337
    @slowbro1337 Před 15 dny +24

    The painting reminds me of the portrate of Vigo The Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2

    • @user-cg6fd4in1d
      @user-cg6fd4in1d Před 15 dny +4

      Yes!!! I was thinking the same exact thing🤣😂. That's why I love CZcams.

    • @krbailey05
      @krbailey05 Před 15 dny +1

      That's exactly what came to mind when I saw it too.

  • @dougjohnson4266
    @dougjohnson4266 Před 15 dny +22

    Our politics have become the Jerry Springer show. Dumpy would have no idea how to start a lawnmower. He probably would not even recognize one.

    • @nerdnam
      @nerdnam Před 15 dny +2

      He yelled at that kid pushing one.

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 Před 15 dny +7

    Redrum, Redrum? That should be the Title of that portrait.

    • @earthtaurus5515
      @earthtaurus5515 Před 15 dny +2

      That was an eerie amount of red.... on that portrait and take a closer look at that butterfly... the red has a very distinctive pattern.

    • @missypowell1150
      @missypowell1150 Před 14 dny +1

      It reminded me of Melanias "Red Wedding " Christmas trees in white house, yuk!

  • @ether_sect
    @ether_sect Před 15 dny +48

    Jon on Mondays and rotating this amazing cast on the other days turned out to be the best format ever. Keep this. ❤❤❤

  • @clam371384
    @clam371384 Před 15 dny +339

    Poor Biden to debate with a 5 year old

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 Před 15 dny +12

      One of the ghosts came back from Gaza?

    • @HRHDMKYT
      @HRHDMKYT Před 15 dny +34

      Ah, but the rules are, his microphone will only be active when it’s trump’s turn, so he won’t be allowed to interrupt and try to out-shout President Biden. Of course, I don’t trust him not to just yell without a mike… What they should do is put them in sound-proof booths, so no matter how loudly he screams, trump won’t be audible until it’s his turn and his microphone is back on.

    • @UberLummox
      @UberLummox Před 15 dny +20

      I love the mic cut off idea! Much needed w/Little Donny poopy pants.

    • @floydian022
      @floydian022 Před 15 dny +20

      ​@@CARWASHCHANNEL. The only blowouts Diaper Don has are right into his Depends. 😂

    • @dustanhale9807
      @dustanhale9807 Před 15 dny +5

      Biggest battle since Ali and Frazier except both fighters already have CTE

  • @goofy3908
    @goofy3908 Před 15 dny +19

    No way the debate happens, Ill put money on it

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 Před 12 dny

      Trump will probably find some lame excuse like not testifying at his own trial and blame it on Biden.

  • @dannylyles554
    @dannylyles554 Před 15 dny +9

    "You Just Can't Make This 💩 Up"!

  • @tacochaos5127
    @tacochaos5127 Před 15 dny +35

    Desi is straight up hilarious 🤣

  • @abthedragon4921
    @abthedragon4921 Před 15 dny +61

    As an artist, I have serious questions on how that portrait got approved....

    • @jodyfulford8215
      @jodyfulford8215 Před 15 dny +16

      😆 Same here!!! A couple of hundred years from now, pretentious art historians will be debating the hidden meanings of the butterfly and why the face looks like a decoupage photo that someone spilled white wine on. And maybe even that the painting predicted WWIII.

    • @AthenaKeatingThomas
      @AthenaKeatingThomas Před 15 dny +9

      Even the butterfly looks like it's bleeding. Seriously there's something going on with the painting's creation. If it wasn't for the fact that his face and hands look "clean", I'd say that someone splashed the canvas with clotting blood.

    • @discospiders
      @discospiders Před 15 dny +4

      His hands look like they died in 1865

    • @MichaelLochlann
      @MichaelLochlann Před 15 dny +1

      Looks like they are doing a more modern take on it. You might find art history interesting if you give it a search.

    • @BornAgainCynic0086
      @BornAgainCynic0086 Před 15 dny +2

      I liked it, it's brave.

  • @Joi_to_da_World
    @Joi_to_da_World Před 15 dny +11

    Michael Costa "No it's all a ruse. We lock the doors and sneak out of America..." Dude, that's brilliant!😂

    • @jakederoy2715
      @jakederoy2715 Před 13 dny

      How about leave now, no need to lock anyone up. The premise makes no sense, you want to leave the country, go ahead.

    • @Joi_to_da_World
      @Joi_to_da_World Před 13 dny

      ​@@jakederoy2715If you weren't listening to the whole comedy routine that you can't understand premise , that's not my fault.

    • @jakederoy2715
      @jakederoy2715 Před 13 dny

      @@Joi_to_da_World syntax

  • @msjamesesq
    @msjamesesq Před 15 dny +6

    "I hear you're free on Wednesdays" is such a bar!

  • @heathermortimer638
    @heathermortimer638 Před 15 dny +86

    THANK YOU Desi, you're a life-saver!!
    Almost forgot that I need to buy more tampons, too... 😅

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 Před 15 dny +1

      So glad I never have to buy another.

    • @tomaspita7244
      @tomaspita7244 Před 14 dny

      @@CabinFever52 I rent them but always keep some on hand for company. I get 75% back when I return the unopened packages. I'm a great host!

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen Před 15 dny +13

    The "red" portrait makes me think of things gone wrong in an operating room. 🔪😂😂🤕😷

  • @dm-heart
    @dm-heart Před 15 dny +7

    Maybe next time ask for a preview of your painting 0:51 and build in a refund clause if you hate it and look like a floating head in a pool of red?

  • @RedStatesPovertyWatch
    @RedStatesPovertyWatch Před 15 dny +107

    Rule #1: No episodes of Trump imagining conversations he had with Frank Sinatra.

    • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
      @SoFloCo-ne4rk Před 15 dny +17

      Frank came up to me with tears in his eyes. Big guy. Tough guy. He said "Sir, nobody's ever seen a president like you, maybe ever". I said "Frank, you can't believe. Have you met my wife, Melancholia?". He said "Sir, I already did her". We love Frank. Tough guy. A lot of people are saying he's a singer, too.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Před 15 dny +4

      And Nelson Mandela, and FDR.
      THIS DUDE is delusional 😂 🤣
      I hope qe.can all respect the results.

    • @michelmadaire
      @michelmadaire Před 15 dny

      @@SoFloCo-ne4rk LOL.

    • @SallyS-2024
      @SallyS-2024 Před 15 dny +2

      Disagree: Let Trump say the usual delusional 💩; let everyone hear what's going on in his failing mind. Fact check anything that matters.

    • @sandydog7449
      @sandydog7449 Před 15 dny

      @@moniqueengleman873 who joey

  • @ronaldgamber1181
    @ronaldgamber1181 Před 15 dny +11

    Debate might have to zoom from Rikers

  • @Brett5ive
    @Brett5ive Před 15 dny +90

    That's a pretty metal painting
    They should do the pope next

  • @jaydee975
    @jaydee975 Před 15 dny +5

    How about grandpa Simpson versus Jasper! If you don’t watch that that’s a paddling!😂

  • @waxknucklebearingjuice5592
    @waxknucklebearingjuice5592 Před 15 dny +76

    No way trump actually shows up.

    • @USUG0
      @USUG0 Před 15 dny +1

      certainly, not if both will have to take a drug test before leaving the stage at the end of the debate.
      As, I am confident that, at least, the orange sample would test positive

    • @SoberOKMoments
      @SoberOKMoments Před 15 dny +5

      With luck Trump won't make it because he's in jail.

    • @billpugh58
      @billpugh58 Před 15 dny +4

      Trump will blame the gag order😂😂😂

    • @michelmadaire
      @michelmadaire Před 15 dny

      @@SoberOKMoments LETS HOPE.

    • @vikramr7582
      @vikramr7582 Před 15 dny

      ​@@USUG0 definitely they should have drug tests...especially if one of the candidates is suddenly speaking coherently and shaking hands with real people instead of thin air.

  • @kateuhler7803
    @kateuhler7803 Před 15 dny +15

    Desi obviously missed the State of the Union address. AND the Howard Stern interview.

    • @robertw1962
      @robertw1962 Před 15 dny +5

      And the appearances on Smartless and Conan podcasts.

  • @jeremyhawkins6781
    @jeremyhawkins6781 Před 15 dny +39

    Painting looks like the King's spirit post death with all the red flames 😂😂😂

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 Před 15 dny +1

      What is wrong with you?.

    • @ImCaptainCabbage
      @ImCaptainCabbage Před 15 dny

      I think it’s to signify his link to Wales, he is wearing his Welsh guards uniform, red is a very Welsh colour.

    • @lysanamcmillan7972
      @lysanamcmillan7972 Před 15 dny

      @@ImCaptainCabbage In short, this is Charles saying "WALES, WE LOVE YOU, DON"T TRY A REFERENDUM LIKE THE SCOTS!"

    • @ImCaptainCabbage
      @ImCaptainCabbage Před 15 dny +2

      @@lysanamcmillan7972
      I’m Welsh through and through but there’s no way Wales should have an independence referendum, as we’ve seen with Brexit people make dumb decisions in referendums and Wales couldn’t survive independence, our economy is simply too small. Charles spent a very long time as the the Prince of Wales and certainly has a connection to the country, I’m no royalist but there are far worse Prince of Wales’ in the history of the country.

    • @lindagoad2163
      @lindagoad2163 Před 15 dny

      Let's be honest there is a reason to keep Scotland at least, Wales is a drain on resources.

  • @BruceDuganSr
    @BruceDuganSr Před 15 dny +45

    that debate will break records -- too old guys slugging it out, America will be glued to the screen

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 Před 15 dny +7

      Not those of us sneaking out of America to start a new nation!! LOL 😀

    • @TinLeadHammer
      @TinLeadHammer Před 15 dny +3

      * "two". Although "too" works too.

    • @kitcobain444
      @kitcobain444 Před 15 dny

      @@TinLeadHammer 🤣🤣🤣 maniacal laugh 'cause you are so right ✅️ !

    • @robertdalomba2629
      @robertdalomba2629 Před 15 dny +1

      This isnt 2020, oh wait lol

    • @darkshadowrule2952
      @darkshadowrule2952 Před 15 dny

      It'd be more entertaining if they held a boxing match like CZcamsrs, see who breaks a hip first. Honestly be about as compelling too, given their records for being evil but could be the devil if given the chance and unapologetically evil but thinks everyone's too dumb to notice

  • @joseanker2059
    @joseanker2059 Před 15 dny +19

    Why do you still make fun of Biden talking? You know what a tremendous challenge he overcame ??

  • @randyerwin6016
    @randyerwin6016 Před 15 dny +11

    Free on Wednsday's LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @kraigpearlman3283
    @kraigpearlman3283 Před 15 dny +55

    Crowds are just a distraction. Same with RFK JR. 0% chance that he wins. No point in having a crowd to provide reactions, just distracts from the merits of a debate.

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 Před 15 dny +11

      It’s a democracy rfk and Cornell west and everybody who’s running should be able to debate

    • @Hassingerjeff
      @Hassingerjeff Před 15 dny +11

      Excluding qualified candidates from being part of the debates is un-democratic and coming from the party that purports to care about democratic principles I'd say it' a bad look. It also perpetuates a two party system which has been dysfunctional for decades at this point

    • @MichaelLochlann
      @MichaelLochlann Před 15 dny

      @@Hassingerjeff the voting system perpetuates the two party system. Due to the spoiler effect. Doesn't matter what the parties do

    • @SoberOKMoments
      @SoberOKMoments Před 15 dny

      @@bobbyfartz5591 To expand the one ring circus of our politics to a three ring circus?

  • @greatboniwanker
    @greatboniwanker Před 15 dny +4

    Biden's request makes perfect sense to me; no audience, no hyperbole, no sideshow.

  • @savagepro9060
    @savagepro9060 Před 15 dny +3

    As being from a former colony, Trevor Noah would've ROASTED that portrait with a passion!

  • @johnbicica2806
    @johnbicica2806 Před 15 dny +13

    Looks like Chuck was frozen in carbonite

  • @JGold-cu5mo
    @JGold-cu5mo Před 15 dny +63

    Trumps debate points.
    1. Pact act
    2. Chips act
    3. Protection of marriage act
    4. Capped cost of insulin
    5. Infrastructure plan
    6. New microsoft deal creating 1000s of jobs
    7. Cost of living increase for seniors on social security.
    8. Record high stock market
    9. Under 3.9% unemployment 3 yrs running (another record)
    10. More natural gas & oil produced in US history (another record)
    Oh, wait.....

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 Před 15 dny

      Also forgot to add Biden’s biggest problem: he’s funding a genocide and is hemorrhaging voters because of it

    • @Tony-723
      @Tony-723 Před 15 dny

      Wait, weren’t we energy independent under Trump? Also, wasn’t there no wars being fought in Gaza and Ukraine under Trump wasn’t food and gas and things that matter to the average American cheaper under Trump Biden could never.

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr Před 15 dny +23

      Trump supporters look at this comment and say yep, that's right, best president ever.

    • @larrybethune3909
      @larrybethune3909 Před 15 dny

      - Free trade
      - Record high employment in the black community.
      - No Wars (which is a problem I guess)
      - No cokehead son working for Burisma

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr Před 15 dny

      @@larrybethune3909 All bs! (Which yes, is a problem.) It's called diarrhea of the mouth & boy do you have it.

  • @traceyhall1097
    @traceyhall1097 Před 15 dny +55

    How about they debate who actually succeeded at doing things and those that love to talk about it and succeeded at nothing!

    • @swchan6152
      @swchan6152 Před 15 dny

      When Trump launched a trade war with China many years ago, Biden once commented: "Trump doesn't understand basic knowledge. He thinks his tariffs are paid for by China. Any freshman economics student can tell you, The American people are paying the tariffs for him. "To be honest, Biden was still clear-headed at that time and said a few human words. We don't know whether he is old and confused, or he doesn't understand the basic knowledge. He actually followed Trump's old path and raised the tariff stick against China again, forgetting what he said back then. Clean and tidy. How ironic is that a bomb-maker is blown off the ground by his own bomb.

    • @filonin2
      @filonin2 Před 15 dny

      Trump would simply tout "accomplishments" like repealing Roe v. Wade and packing the courts and tax cuts (for the rich) and will promise more, which is certainly what his base wants. Luckily his base is too small to win by itself.

  • @AlmostOffline
    @AlmostOffline Před 15 dny +20

    I think I'm ready for Desi Lydic to be the new permanent host of The Daily Show.

    • @Shadoweclipse1386
      @Shadoweclipse1386 Před 15 dny +2

      I agree! I like most of them, but Desi is my favorite host. I think Jordan would be my #2 choice. Ronny is funny, but I like him better as a correspondent...

    • @robertbrindle8901
      @robertbrindle8901 Před 14 dny

      DESI IS WONDERFUL ! I LOVED HER OLD BIT ABOUT FLORIDA MAN DID ROY WOODS TURN IT DOWN OR WAS HE TURNED DOWN ? THE DAILY SHOW HAS ALWAYS ROCKED !

  • @dr.mikeybee
    @dr.mikeybee Před 15 dny +7

    I'd rather watch them box.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 Před 15 dny +11

    Oh this is gonna be a mess lol 😂

  • @yemisimoweta8164
    @yemisimoweta8164 Před 15 dny +1

    Go, Kosta! Always on point, Desi!

  • @MrPilgrim
    @MrPilgrim Před 15 dny +1

    “I’ll even do it twice” 😂😂😂😂

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 Před 15 dny +300

    Biden debates like a President should!! Trump debates like a toddler!!
    Sorry to the toddlers I offended comparing trump to them!! 🫣

    • @raytor7794
      @raytor7794 Před 15 dny +11

      “Lincoln here is the most racist president ever”- Biden last debate 😂 yes very presidential 😂

    • @swampy6194
      @swampy6194 Před 15 dny +11

      Hey, the gaudy gold sneakers would support your premise.

    • @dannyslag
      @dannyslag Před 15 dny

      Did you forget Biden refused to debate or even allow a primary to happen?

    • @michaelwilliams2430
      @michaelwilliams2430 Před 15 dny +30

      @@raytor7794 He was referring to Trump and stated a fact. What's not presidential there?

    • @mountcomfort740
      @mountcomfort740 Před 15 dny

      YEs the child Trump will get washed again. He is unable to act like an adult

  • @ShadowAngel71
    @ShadowAngel71 Před 15 dny +29

    Just give her the permanent job already.

  • @guilhermebalassoni9713
    @guilhermebalassoni9713 Před 13 dny +1

    That portrait sums up monarchy perfectly: covered in blood, but hands clean

  • @jvmunoz101
    @jvmunoz101 Před 15 dny +2

    "I HAVE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP" YEAH!!🤣😂🤣😂

  • @abramisme
    @abramisme Před 15 dny +8

    That's a lot of red

  • @__redacted__
    @__redacted__ Před 15 dny +3

    I forgot about that Crazy Town one hit wonder. For a second I thought a whole verse was going to fly by.

  • @oksanasum321
    @oksanasum321 Před 15 dny +2

    I like Biden's demands for the debates, they make lots of sence and could be watchable as opposed to regular screaming matches

  • @fankrys
    @fankrys Před 14 dny +1

    I actually like the idea of candidates not interrupting and talking over each other during the debate so we can actually hear what they're saying

  • @Theodore617
    @Theodore617 Před 15 dny +41

    Biden got this

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 Před 15 dny +6

      He just needs to use his outside voice. Like he did with the state of the union. Don’t go into grandpa storytelling mode please

    • @Clippidyclappidy
      @Clippidyclappidy Před 15 dny

      The second Trump brings up Biden’s ongoing genocide he is gonna crumple like a soggy cookie. He can’t even handle protestors.

    • @richardjeanbaptiste3915
      @richardjeanbaptiste3915 Před 15 dny

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

  • @EvilJawa
    @EvilJawa Před 15 dny +3

    "He is Vigo!"
    Ghostbusters II vibes from that painting.

  • @muctarrjallow5592
    @muctarrjallow5592 Před 15 dny +1

    I haven't commented here for the past 5 years I've subscribed. But gotta say today that Desi is the GOAT hands down. Especially since Jon started hosting on Mondays.

  • @satann9743
    @satann9743 Před 15 dny +2

    Actually, I absolutely love the King Charles painting. It's different and edgy.

  • @healthyself7941
    @healthyself7941 Před 15 dny +5

    Dissolve the outdated UK monarchy. Charile can go get a job as a butler for some wealthy American or Chinese.

  • @charliebozzo9948
    @charliebozzo9948 Před 15 dny +3

    I feel your pain Desi!

  • @Missunderstood103
    @Missunderstood103 Před 15 dny +2

    'Lets get ready to rumble!U bring the Maalox, I'll bring the Compression Socks!'

  • @laurazepam8382
    @laurazepam8382 Před 14 dny +1

    Wasn't expecting crazy town but I'm here for it

  • @luanpaiva796
    @luanpaiva796 Před 15 dny +14

    Desi is the best. Hands down.
    Apart from Jon Stewart, but he's a legend.

  • @nolantherailfan5048
    @nolantherailfan5048 Před 15 dny +71

    Trump's trying to chicken out cause he's scared af

    • @seth3189
      @seth3189 Před 15 dny +5

      he gone

    • @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq
      @Geoffreydarcy-pv4mq Před 15 dny +6

      He'll be sentenced by then. No Judge is going to let him out of prison, for a debate.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 15 dny +2

      He’s filling his diapers right now

    • @perryroberts4353
      @perryroberts4353 Před 15 dny +4

      Although it was he who had to keep trying to get Creepy Joe to agree.

    • @nolantherailfan5048
      @nolantherailfan5048 Před 14 dny

      @@perryroberts4353 creepy? You're delusional

  • @alexanderfisher7261
    @alexanderfisher7261 Před 15 dny +1

    I'd say depicting the king of England as the blood king is pretty appropriate.

  • @Richard-ug4el
    @Richard-ug4el Před 15 dny +1

    Hahaha that King Charles portrait is hilarious.
    I didn't realise he was The king of the underwolrd.

  • @kidmohair8151
    @kidmohair8151 Před 15 dny +3

    look.
    you can't avoid it.
    you know you're going to have to vote for one of these two.
    so. you're going to have to choose between someone who
    has given the country the best economy it has had since 2016,
    and at least looks like he has a moral code,
    and what$i$face-the-hexagonally-impeached/indicted.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před 15 dny +69

    Who would watch these debates? Who is left undecided? Even brain worms know who they're voting for at this point.

    • @seankelly1291
      @seankelly1291 Před 15 dny +5

      I love how no one in the leftist media has any other options to offer. Any other options, please. Anyone?

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi Před 15 dny

      I'll have to do laundry...then. Whenever.

    • @bobbyfartz5591
      @bobbyfartz5591 Před 15 dny +1

      You Sean. You need to be the difference. Be the man in the office

    • @timothyburnett2770
      @timothyburnett2770 Před 15 dny

      All the right has to offer is Trump 😂​@@seankelly1291

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo Před 15 dny +4

      There's a huge center group that's not entirely loyal to either party that they're supposed to fight for that just leans left or right, not entirely devoted to one of the big parties.

  • @annepowers3775
    @annepowers3775 Před 15 dny +2

    That’s a crazy picture

  • @waggishsagacity7947
    @waggishsagacity7947 Před 14 dny

    Desi is fantastic! She never disappoints with her humor, wit, and charm. Thanks, Desi.

  • @SA-hf3fu
    @SA-hf3fu Před 15 dny +4

    Can I just sit here and laugh like Bevis and Butthead? Uggg-huhhh-huhhh-huhhh! Yeah, that's funny. Huuuh huhhh huuuuh.

  • @maalmi
    @maalmi Před 15 dny +3

    Crowds that Donald Trump feeds ON??? 😂🤣

  • @mho...
    @mho... Před 15 dny +1

    Could they PLZ do that Debate on *HotOnes* ?! that would be glorious!

  • @b.k8051
    @b.k8051 Před 15 dny +2

    That painting is incredible.

  • @patriciamurfitt4590
    @patriciamurfitt4590 Před 15 dny +14

    I love Dark Brandon 🥰💙

  • @adolfhochhaltinger4040
    @adolfhochhaltinger4040 Před 15 dny +5

    First make sure Trump follows his gag order so he won't be in prison that day!

  • @markfitzurka9995
    @markfitzurka9995 Před 15 dny

    That free on Wednesdays joke was a hammer. Your writers have some competition lol

  • @rayceeya8659
    @rayceeya8659 Před 15 dny +1

    It's "on" until Trump chicken's out a week before the debate.

  • @janefrommel
    @janefrommel Před 15 dny +5

    Donnie will end up agreeing to something, cause it's not like he's suddenly going to start following the rules 🙄

    • @lethargogpeterson4083
      @lethargogpeterson4083 Před 12 dny

      That's why I love the stipulation that the mics are turnec off when it is not their turn.

  • @edmunddantes7097
    @edmunddantes7097 Před 15 dny +4

    If they have literally ANY intelligence, they'll have the ability to shut off the mic of the person not talking.

  • @Keith-bp1hx
    @Keith-bp1hx Před 15 dny +2

    I hear you're free on Wednesdays. Wow, BURN!

  • @danbsports6760
    @danbsports6760 Před 15 dny +1

    Still waiting for the host to call out 'so we go live to (correspondent) standing in front of a green screen just a ways over there."