Secret Service Jan. 6th Texts Are “Missing” & Dallas Schools Want Clear Backpacks | The Daily Show

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  • Inflation is causing companies to shrink their products to avoid raising prices, a Dallas school district is requiring students to carry clear backpacks to prevent gun violence, and the Secret Service claims it cannot recover text messages from January 6th due to a phone migration. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Před rokem +755

    Whoever deleted them after being directed to share them, prison. Every single SS agent who did this fired & pension lost.

    • @wjrasmussen666
      @wjrasmussen666 Před rokem +61

      pension loss is a key part of this.

    • @jaynook4980
      @jaynook4980 Před rokem +65

      Can’t we get the Cyber Ninjas to run a forensic audit? 🤣🤣🤣 This whole excuse is absurd, heads need to roll.

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Před rokem

      Anger, outrage, prison and loss of income. May as well hang them too while you're at it grand inquisitor

    • @ishotmyboss
      @ishotmyboss Před rokem +9

      You think each agent deleted all their texts individually?

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Před rokem +6

      And because I have to say this before y'all decide I'm the enemy for making a joke at your expense... I agree there should be consequences but the way you worded that comment really made you seem like you're running an inquisition haha 😅 maybe I watch too much witch trial/Spanish inquisition movies but I just got those vibes from that comment haha

  • @scarletspidernz
    @scarletspidernz Před rokem +234

    1:43 worst is when they both increase the cost while also reducing the size, and blaming rising costs/pandemic meanwhile just straight up increased their profit margin.

    • @Carlwat78
      @Carlwat78 Před rokem +5

      Yup, we've watch this happen in NYC for a couple of DECADES!

    • @Seilolo
      @Seilolo Před rokem +1

      Yesss!!! Thieves!!!

    • @patmaurer8541
      @patmaurer8541 Před rokem +3

      My biggest eye-roll was when Breyer's issued a statement that customers had requested a smaller package. Hmm, did they also ask to pay the same price tho? 🤔

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Před rokem +2

      @@patmaurer8541 Or when Entenmann's (briefly, before people caught on) hawked reduced calories. They were the same per ounce but the doughnuts were much smaller.

  • @ThatBlackPiano
    @ThatBlackPiano Před rokem +316

    As an senior rep for a reputable tech corporation I can assure you that ALL text messages are recoverable through the carrier through 8 levels of deletion that would only naturally occur after 15+ years on the servers. If they are missing any of the data from the carriers then they have committed a felony and the carrier along with each number missing texts should be charged accordingly. It would mean that they specifically targeted these messages to be deleted from the server especially when the other texts in the same geographical region are still accessible this assures there was no issue with the server as a whole.

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 Před rokem +15

      Verizon provides service for the Federal gov and the US military.

    • @ThatBlackPiano
      @ThatBlackPiano Před rokem

      @@mtaylor7307 Then that's who needs to be subpoenaed first.

    • @LetsBeCivilShallWe
      @LetsBeCivilShallWe Před rokem +57

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. I worked for a cell phone provider for several years. What you deleted on your end had nothing to do with us. We. Could. Find. Everything.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Před rokem +13

      For that type of recovery, you're talking about court orders to dig out the data from whatever server, wherever it is, and likely knowing a lot of detail on specifically what you're looking for, from whom and when.
      Not to say it couldn't be done, but it's going to be another year+ long archaeology expedition to find these SMS chains.

    • @sandrar6670
      @sandrar6670 Před rokem +19

      That’s exactly my thought. Government mobile devices have an extra level of security Ike Knox or Mobile Iron. The texts can be recovered from the carrier. (Which have a security level certification to provide services to the US govt). Or via security services for the device itself.

  • @matthewcdupre
    @matthewcdupre Před rokem +78

    "Shrinkflation" has been going on for years, decades, but usually just smaller scales , ppl notice now because the companies have been so brazen about it

    • @patrickdonohue6335
      @patrickdonohue6335 Před rokem +1

      It proves that the manufacturers are price fixing. One company dairy doesn’t suddenly start selling the 1/2 gallon of ice cream for sage price it more at 2/3 the size unless all the competitors are doing the same or the customers would just buy the other companies true 1/2 gallon.
      Price fixing / corporate collusion

    • @HarlemSexyBlaqkat
      @HarlemSexyBlaqkat Před rokem +1

      Exactly i noticed it years ago

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI Před rokem +6

      They're just doing it now more brazenly so they can blame inflation when called out.
      The cost of producing a lot of these goods has _not_ actually gone up. These companies are not just making profits, but posting _record_ profits, because they realized that as long as everyone raises prices at once and blames "inflation", they can just keep raising it and pocketing the difference. That's why gas prices stayed so high for so long - the underlying oil prices dropped again quickly after the Ukraine conflict started, but gas prices stayed high because gas companies wanted to sell it for more, and nothing else.

  • @RainbowMaille
    @RainbowMaille Před rokem +167

    the messed up thing is the secret service has one of the best forensic IT departments, like even the FBI sends stuff to the secret service techs, so . . .them trying to say they can't recover their own texts is so bogus

    • @rmsteeves
      @rmsteeves Před rokem

      Even more messed up is that they probably are THE BEST at intentionally permanently deleting anything they want. The secret service is obviously corrupted by the traitorous right wing. Just like the Supreme Court. Say goodbye to American Democracy.

    • @creation9mars
      @creation9mars Před rokem +8

      Facts

    • @freesandy
      @freesandy Před rokem

      Clearly they are.hiding something that will hurt the narrative

    • @luisbravo64
      @luisbravo64 Před rokem

      @@creation9mars 59v0d

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried Před rokem +5

      Ya, but the FBI ain't no slouch either and has been retrieving deleted data for quite some time now.

  • @HungryLoki
    @HungryLoki Před rokem +613

    I love how the excuses regularly boil down to: "No, I didn't act criminally, I'm just hilariously incompetent and should never have gotten this job in the first place."

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua Před rokem +23

      It's kind of like the insanity plea, in a way.

    • @MacNif
      @MacNif Před rokem +30

      They acted criminally
      They are ALSO hilariously incompetent

    • @user-lr4dj8fs6e
      @user-lr4dj8fs6e Před rokem +2

      Exactly

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi Před rokem

      As are most of the people Donald Trump hired.

    • @NankitaBR
      @NankitaBR Před rokem +18

      Exactly. Like, who in the world doesn't do a backup when you change phones? And we are supposed to believe that some of the most tech-savvy people in the world wouldn't know that?

  • @GreatDayEveryone
    @GreatDayEveryone Před rokem +8

    When I worked with classified info, I had to sign something that described all the penalties and lengths of jail terms for each type of mishandled information. Deleting those texts was a CRIME. Also, any action meant to cover-up a crime is a crime, so, jail time, please. Lots of people will talk if faced with jail

  • @michaelbeers5034
    @michaelbeers5034 Před rokem +15

    It's funny that Wood Jr mentioned that we need to go back to the ones that started shrinkflation (girl scouts lol). It was actually American Airlines when they realized that by taking two peanuts out per bag would save them $40k per year. Corporations went 🤯🤑

  • @LowKeyKraze
    @LowKeyKraze Před rokem +1781

    The clear backpacks would have ruined me as a kid… my Mom had me delivering Avon orders to teachers and principals every week! Everyone would have been asking why I got all that lotion in my backpack 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

    • @shaolinwarrior2012
      @shaolinwarrior2012 Před rokem +142

      Maybe we should give kids ballistic shields in their backpacks, and gym class could be Spartan phalanx practice....

    • @lexio4395
      @lexio4395 Před rokem +38

      Lol. We had to have clear or mesh k-12 in the 90s-00s

    • @cantnv1
      @cantnv1 Před rokem +41

      Best comment ever!!

    • @viniciuslima9430
      @viniciuslima9430 Před rokem +7

      😅😅😅😅😅😅so true.

    • @MrBearitall
      @MrBearitall Před rokem +30

      Clear backpacks was a thing In the early 2000’s. I remember having to have one in middle school. Maybe it was just my area

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Před rokem +1547

    The Secret Service broke the first rule of lying: stick to just one lie.
    Now the "Device Replacement Program" will lead to an "Agent Replacement Program."

    • @undertow2142
      @undertow2142 Před rokem +51

      Definitely some shady stuff on those texts. They pulling a uvalde and letting out their trash incompetence little by little.

    • @janewright315
      @janewright315 Před rokem +16

      Not going to happen. They will have been "deleted during routine device changes or upgrades". Watch.

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem +11

      You do realize this is per DoD requirements, right? What, you thought they just hit delete on the device and call it a day? 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Před rokem

      time to order dumpsterfire donny's secret service detail to cuff him and perp-walk him to the waiting DOJ cops.
      we will see then who they really work for.

    • @quintus920
      @quintus920 Před rokem

      @John Jones chill bro, bad enough 5hey got to protect the most 'coke at me bro' but least capable of backing it up in US history. And it's not like they would have had text that no 9n3 else got, Trump is an open book, he isn't confiding his naughtiest little secrets with the quadruple vetted ex-marine current-secret service agent who probably isn't even allowed to look at his phone while on the clock.

  • @52blocksfederation83
    @52blocksfederation83 Před rokem +5

    I can’t believe that there are no consequences. Termination and arrest.

  • @davidlagares9621
    @davidlagares9621 Před rokem +15

    Thank the Lord for Trevor Noah! Sometimes I really need a dosage of Trevor and his team to help me get through these times we are living in. Kudos to everyone at TDS! 👏👏👏

  • @JorgeRamos-xw6dy
    @JorgeRamos-xw6dy Před rokem +826

    The loyalty of the secret service should be to the institutions and the American people. Seems like all our institutions need a refreshing course on our constitution.

    • @yoboy6319
      @yoboy6319 Před rokem +28

      Ya, it's embarrassing.

    • @kenbohlin1642
      @kenbohlin1642 Před rokem +12

      Covid is working on it.

    • @_xancurse_12
      @_xancurse_12 Před rokem +29

      Sadly, as we are seeing with the Supreme Court constitution is subject to change based on whatever they are wanting at that time.

    • @nightsbeatswitchgood
      @nightsbeatswitchgood Před rokem +11

      nah. this is just the inevitable result of an inherently incompetent system. no amount of reform will fix this

    • @viperaaspis
      @viperaaspis Před rokem +5

      They also need a flush

  • @dingfriesaredone
    @dingfriesaredone Před rokem +668

    They knew the situation was going to be under scrutiny. All phones should have been confiscated. Anyone that thinks this was an accident or mistake is an idiot.

    • @duicic8541
      @duicic8541 Před rokem

      Trevor's alternative explanation might actually be the truth. We've had enough indications that Trump and the Secret Service weren't besties, so those texts might have read like two girls dissing their ex-boyfriends.

    • @cmendoza1094
      @cmendoza1094 Před rokem

      I'm sure the GOP is all up in arms about it, just like the Hillary emails.

    • @DianePeace420
      @DianePeace420 Před rokem +3

      Instagram user, are you on cablevision? I doubt you are, so take your spam and move along!

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 Před rokem

      "...idiot." = Trump cultists.

    • @Maggie-rr8gi
      @Maggie-rr8gi Před rokem

      Yup!

  • @BiscuitsInSeptember
    @BiscuitsInSeptember Před rokem +3

    Roy's traffic report is my favorite bit now on the show. Every time he gets indignant it's so cathartic.

  • @WatchMilesTV
    @WatchMilesTV Před rokem +19

    Dollar Tree did the “shrinkflation” as well as raise their prices 25%. When they raised the prices to 1.25, many of their products got drastically smaller.

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 Před rokem +251

    Clear backpacks makes NO SENSE when you are aware that:
    1. The gunman wasn't a schoolboy
    2. No one stopped him, even the armed police
    3. You can put layers in a backpack
    4. Kids have pressure already and maybe they want to hide things like tampons or pads!!!

    • @djrafaelhulme
      @djrafaelhulme Před rokem +14

      This phenomenon is called Security Theatre. Check out Adam Ruins Everything's video about it.

    • @iamthestorm9302
      @iamthestorm9302 Před rokem +13

      Uvalde was an Epic failure and now the only person who's lost their job at this point is the School Principal. Shameful. All of those police on duty that day should just resign. Period. Their only job was to protect & serve, sword under oath and nd they couldn't do that.

    • @iamthestorm9302
      @iamthestorm9302 Před rokem +1

      Shrinkflation!! Hilarious 😆😆😆 The Girl's Scott😆😆😆

    • @Keefkellywrld999
      @Keefkellywrld999 Před rokem

      My high-school made us wear clear backpacks lol Noone complained

    • @themodelman1678
      @themodelman1678 Před rokem +2

      They rip immediately too

  • @allisone369
    @allisone369 Před rokem +578

    "
    Get rid of the children so the guns can go there in peace" exactly! Funny but sadly true 😕

    • @jessicaloree9033
      @jessicaloree9033 Před rokem

      I'm just over here like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😥😥😥😥😅😅😅😓😢😢😪😌😌😌😏

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Před rokem +15

      And still they are banning abortion to have even more kids..? Smfh..

    • @tanyawade5197
      @tanyawade5197 Před rokem +15

      @@einienj3281 Kids they won’t protect🤦🏾‍♀️.

    • @amayakhler1551
      @amayakhler1551 Před rokem +7

      @@einienj3281 more kids more target practice amiright? /sarc.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Před rokem +2

      @@amayakhler1551 That's what it feels like..

  • @fdfac
    @fdfac Před rokem +3

    Trevor, you are a national treasure. Spot on and the irony is always appreciated. The texts can be recovered through forensics.

  • @stevenmeszaros4931
    @stevenmeszaros4931 Před rokem +5

    Would you trust someone to guard your life, when they can’t even protect their phone’s.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G

    A real statement about honesty and integrity when you’re deleting texts.

    • @harrytan5579
      @harrytan5579 Před rokem +20

      Since when does Secret Service having anything to do with honesty and integrity? Their name already tells they are not honest (Secret) nor having any integrity(service).

    • @ashleyvaughn5213
      @ashleyvaughn5213 Před rokem +13

      Maybe they didn't have enough space in their phone.😂Had to free it up

    • @nobody8328
      @nobody8328 Před rokem +16

      But her emails?

    • @viniciuslima9430
      @viniciuslima9430 Před rokem +2

      @@ashleyvaughn5213 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @2bunnies254
      @2bunnies254 Před rokem +5

      Shouldn't they still have proof they were "updating system or deleting texts"? Don't all computers show recent activity?

  • @tabithatrimm-hooson4585
    @tabithatrimm-hooson4585 Před rokem +801

    Bringing back the classics. I went through the clear and mesh book bags when I was in school almost 20 years ago. My friends and I successfully argued against them to our school board and got them to over turn the rule. They are ineffective and are a financial burden on those already struggling to feed and cloth their children. Plastic ones split at the seams and mesh ones rip from the weight of books and damage everything when it rains. They are pointless and expensive. Just ban the freaking guns.

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 Před rokem +16

      👍🙏✌️

    • @jd190d
      @jd190d Před rokem

      What, it's not like other countries with mass shootings who reduced their gun supply had their shootings go down. :)

    • @betsyfloyde9244
      @betsyfloyde9244 Před rokem +20

      Sensible!

    • @TheNzFox
      @TheNzFox Před rokem +48

      and on top of it the same people proposing this as a 'solution' are also proposing unrestricted conceal carry, no need to a license, just everyone at all times can conceal their weapons.

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi Před rokem

      We can have less gun violence without banning firearms though. We have yet to actually make an attempt at the actual cause of gun violence, which is violence.

  • @theweirdmom
    @theweirdmom Před rokem +5

    Secret service: that never happened
    Also secret service: what texts? Who’s texting? We don’t text?
    Edited to add:
    Secret Service: New phone, Who dis?

  • @milkman81
    @milkman81 Před rokem +8

    This has been going on for over a decade. It’s just the “rich people” are now feeling it.

  • @robertcowan7610
    @robertcowan7610 Před rokem +61

    I've got bad news for Dallas Schools- the right to privacy in the United States doesn't begin at the threshold of adulthood. And as a retired U.S Army combat veteran I'd suggest that we first try not allowing weapons of war on our civilian streets. How about we start there?!

    • @TheSocratease
      @TheSocratease Před rokem +8

      We still have a right to privacy? I thought that ended with Roe.

    • @dlo3955
      @dlo3955 Před rokem +4

      Well said! The solution is very simple.

    • @freesandy
      @freesandy Před rokem +2

      As a combat veteran, you should know that AR 15s are not used in war

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright Před rokem +3

      @@freesandy
      Wow! That was an incredibly dumb thing to say. I hope you didn't mean it like that!

    • @Osmosis-jy6xp
      @Osmosis-jy6xp Před rokem +1

      @@Bill_Garthright ar 15s aren’t used in war and to say otherwise is very idiotic in itself

  • @DaemonJax
    @DaemonJax Před rokem +170

    They're not missing, they just don't want to give the texts up for some reason. The texts are stored on both the phones and the communication server, and no one runs a server without some form of backups.

    • @andrewodell4021
      @andrewodell4021 Před rokem +11

      The backups were on devices scheduled for device replacement as well. Also the server that holds the maintenance records saying why the devices were scheduled for replacement. You can never be too careful about IT.

    • @OneAdam12Adam
      @OneAdam12Adam Před rokem +2

      ABSOLUTELY

    • @phandapanda9644
      @phandapanda9644 Před rokem +19

      Nah, the IT Engineer is smiling somewhere.......the day they asked him to delete everything off the 'cloud', he knew this day would come 😜....that data is going to be worth something.

    • @snteag
      @snteag Před rokem +1

      🤔

    • @nunnayrbznz3576
      @nunnayrbznz3576 Před rokem

      They don't want the public to know how much the Secret Service was cheering on the insurrection when they are sworn to protect the same lawmakers.

  • @lenoragreen7796
    @lenoragreen7796 Před rokem +6

    The Students didn't bring the gun into school, the Criminal walked in with gun visibility? Why must the students 🤔 use clear book bags?

  • @ellenflaca
    @ellenflaca Před rokem +1

    I love Roy Wood Jr & how he plays with Trevor. Comic genius & a great reprieve from national news

  • @chadharvy
    @chadharvy Před rokem +63

    my high school in Tennessee did clear backpacks after the Colorado school shooting in 1999. They also made up tuck our shirts in. So no matter what shirt you had on it needed to be tucked in. It's a BS excuse not to tackle the real issue.

    • @Corbomite_Meatballs
      @Corbomite_Meatballs Před rokem +1

      Yep, that'll stop them kids from strapping anything to their ankles, calves, or thighs!

  • @atheliset5559
    @atheliset5559 Před rokem +61

    Plus most of these shooters aren't the students attending the school; they're adults who trespass; students are constantly being so closely monitored and it's suffocating.

    • @leopardshadow333
      @leopardshadow333 Před rokem +14

      THIS. The answer isnt to make schools a worse place for students to be. Kids already have to deal with the very real fear of adults with guns killing them at the place they are legally required to be every day.

    • @RC-tn8iz
      @RC-tn8iz Před rokem

      czcams.com/video/8I_6TPWcFu0/video.html

    • @ErutaniaRose
      @ErutaniaRose Před rokem +4

      So many people in charge love to blame students. Bad mental health, students' fault. Shooters, students' fault, etc. etc.
      But kids are like flowers. Without the right conditions around them, support, and care they will not grow...and if the plant dies, it is not the plant's fault. It's the person who was tasked with its care.

  • @dianaw4072
    @dianaw4072 Před rokem +1

    I’m in the Dallas area and this isn’t the first time area schools have tried the clear backpack thing. It hasn’t worked and it won’t suddenly stop an AR15! 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @artsimpledraw3393
    @artsimpledraw3393 Před rokem

    Yes Trevor you are right. Companies should inform us before they do shrinkinflation, or any change on products they sell to us.

  • @cwtabbs1
    @cwtabbs1 Před rokem +124

    Shrinkflation's been happening for a while - I really started noticing it during the 2008 financial crisis. No one wanted to hear it then, but it's BEEN happening.

    • @Zuraneve
      @Zuraneve Před rokem +2

      That's when I started noticing it too, but I think I've seen reporting mention it existing at least decade or so before that.

    • @blauespony1013
      @blauespony1013 Před rokem +2

      Trevor was right. Though you are telling the truth, it sounds crazy. I am very sorry to say so.

    • @MrDirtydaves
      @MrDirtydaves Před rokem +15

      It’s been happening for decades, I’m just glad the information is hitting a larger audience.

    • @chuckybang
      @chuckybang Před rokem +3

      You and everyone else noticed it because it was all over the news.

    • @JenA2145
      @JenA2145 Před rokem +6

      @@Zuraneve very true! Back in the early 2000s, the cost of Diesel fuel went up. Trucking companies complained about transportation costs. That's when I noticed shrinkflation. Orange juice cartons went from 64 oz to 59 oz. The price went up. Yogurt cups were 8 oz, went down to 6 oz, the price rose, as well. And so on..

  • @mieliav
    @mieliav Před rokem +26

    as one who worked for years in documentation management, I can tell you that there are strict, detailed protocols for every instance of data transfer. if the secret service lost a single letter of a single document, they are either incompetent at a very basic level, or guilty of gross negligence in their job. this sort of thing just can't happen if the rules are being followed.

    • @MicheleEngel
      @MicheleEngel Před rokem +4

      Actually, there are three possible reasons: incompetence, gross negligence, and criminal obstruction of justice. In this case, it is most definitely the latter.

    • @halibaitor
      @halibaitor Před rokem +4

      Why would you assume that any rules were being followed? 🤣🤣😭

  • @paulbashar4986
    @paulbashar4986 Před rokem +3

    Love the energy you bring to the media

  • @hotrodder5034
    @hotrodder5034 Před rokem

    His traffic guy was hilarious! 😄😄😄😄😄

  • @nezaetferati2490
    @nezaetferati2490 Před rokem +445

    They had down sized products for years. Before inflation. Now they are making them smaller then before.

    • @bafflezbiz
      @bafflezbiz Před rokem +36

      Inflation is just another word for deception. Prices are going up because we heard it on the news and from around town.
      Sure, the pandemic affected some industries who were unable to work because they were sick or in quarantine or their businesses weren't conducive to safety measures (tourism, crowded events, movie theaters, etc.). But most of these price increases have risen out of greed and dishonesty.

    • @EXTRAEDC
      @EXTRAEDC Před rokem +12

      @@bafflezbiz i remember back in the day.. magnum ice cream was infact magnum size.. and now its more like m&m size 🤑🤦‍♂️

    • @uriahheep5665
      @uriahheep5665 Před rokem +7

      ....and watering them down.....

    • @uriahheep5665
      @uriahheep5665 Před rokem +13

      @@Instabruh.User.. ....your channel has no content....🤔

    • @waggishsagacity7947
      @waggishsagacity7947 Před rokem +7

      Nazaet Ferati: They NEVER return to their original size. NEVER!

  • @DecentGatsby
    @DecentGatsby Před rokem +691

    *Don’t worry, guys. The police will investigate themselves* 👍🏼

    • @ghill88
      @ghill88 Před rokem +31

      Dalyte • You bet, that always works well, for the police. 😃

    • @davenalford74
      @davenalford74 Před rokem +31

      " we have investigated ourselves and found no wrong doing".....evevrytime

    • @doreengordon1475
      @doreengordon1475 Před rokem +5

      Wink wink!🤣

    • @SuperLeica1
      @SuperLeica1 Před rokem

      LOL.

    • @detlevdiegel6465
      @detlevdiegel6465 Před rokem +4

      Who watches the watchers and who guards the guards?

  • @Volf1916
    @Volf1916 Před rokem +1

    During my training course on getting a concealed permit, the guy pulled out 37 fire arms while wearing a t shirt and shorts. So yeah the 'clear' backpack. LOL

  • @GamerPenny
    @GamerPenny Před rokem

    Roy's traffic report had me rolling

  • @TheGelatinousSnake
    @TheGelatinousSnake Před rokem +31

    “We changed devices” that doesn’t destroy the record of what is sent… you can destroy your phone right now and your provider can still give you transcripts

    • @yanaa2raww
      @yanaa2raww Před rokem

      this is why all government officials use iPhones. when sending messages from iPhone to iPhone the message is sent as an iMessage not a text. iMessages are encrypted and stored on Apple servers not the providers. thats why you see blue and green bubbles when going from Android to iPhone. once an iMessage is deleted its GONE. completely unrecoverable.

    • @OneAdam12Adam
      @OneAdam12Adam Před rokem +1

      @@yanaa2raww That's hilarious!!! 😜😜😜😜

  • @riveramnell143
    @riveramnell143 Před rokem +58

    The clear backpacks thing isn’t new. Some schools made them mandatory after the Columbine shooting as well, and that was in spring of ‘99. The fact that in 24 years of gun violence we have learned nothing and _done nothing_ to stop it is horrifying and so, so sad.

    • @shrinkorama6331
      @shrinkorama6331 Před rokem

      We have learned much in that time.
      1. It is easier the support a revolt in another Country than launch an attack.
      2. American politicians vote by the deepest pocket contributors-Remember Corps are people, too?
      3. The “Richest Man in the World” who spent money on #45 , also bankrolled an entire party.
      Ever notice why Ukraine gets to much press - Proxy war.
      5. NRA was exposed as Russian backed operation. It was less costly the. Deploying troops.
      6. Majority of Insurrectionists were from MI, WI, AK and Tx.
      7. Who paid for the air travel, hotels and weaponry?

    • @clementrawlins9151
      @clementrawlins9151 Před rokem +1

      And a lot of these shooters are not "students"

    • @US15522
      @US15522 Před rokem +1

      @@clementrawlins9151 because they are former students.

    • @ErutaniaRose
      @ErutaniaRose Před rokem +2

      As a gen z, I wish I knew what it was like to be in a school without a cop, without active shooter drills, and without a shitloads worth of micro managing that does nothing to actually help.

  • @riskybizness00
    @riskybizness00 Před rokem

    wow. Roy and you on shrinkflation. Thanks for this video!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ghostrander
    @Ghostrander Před rokem

    Roy, tell me about the traffic 🤣

  • @shvetaketuuddalaka1130
    @shvetaketuuddalaka1130 Před rokem +201

    The police can recover deleted texts, but the secret service can't?

    • @1m2rich
      @1m2rich Před rokem

      Call in experts Jan 6th Committee. Bet the FBI can do it too. They will find out Trump did a coup! So should all of the SS eaders appt by Trump be gone. NOW.

    • @VINCEMACMAINE
      @VINCEMACMAINE Před rokem +1

      right

    • @iamyou8416
      @iamyou8416 Před rokem +4

      Not when the freakin’ SS did deleted them!! 😂

    • @mtaylor7307
      @mtaylor7307 Před rokem +1

      The secretest secret service...the one that makes the other service nervous. Effing amen..CIA man. Oh, wait. That's CIA...not SS.

    • @joshk.6246
      @joshk.6246 Před rokem +3

      They just need to ask the NSA to find them in the DB.
      Should be easy since they already have a date and time.

  • @monikak7327
    @monikak7327 Před rokem +1412

    "Trying something new to keep students safe". Anything but gun control.

    • @fishrowe420
      @fishrowe420 Před rokem +119

      It's like the metric system....
      America will avoid it like the plague....

    • @tioswift3676
      @tioswift3676 Před rokem

      Yes, it’s called the “Second Amendment” Of the Bill Of Rights. This is something Trevor knows nothing about since he’s not from America, so I’m not surprised he thinks we can just easily take away guns. His ignorance and yours is showing.

    • @aaesir214
      @aaesir214 Před rokem +104

      I'm not sure how TX thinks that clear backpacks are new. As so many have posted elsewhere, many districts started doing this a couple decades ago.
      It does seem a bit paltry of solution, though, when you watch videos of some of the worst incidents and realize that many of those events were not current students. Instead, the perpetrator walked boldly into the school with little attempt to hide their intent. But, hey, let's put the responsibility on the kids.

    • @jd190d
      @jd190d Před rokem +52

      @@aaesir214 The video of the Uvalde shooter definitely did not show him trying to hide the weapon at all. Maybe if they clear backpacks it could have been avoided. :)

    • @IB4UUB4ME
      @IB4UUB4ME Před rokem +24

      I’ve seen where people are selling bullet proof backpacks, it’s like WTH?

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 Před rokem

    I grew up in Detroit and went to school during the 1960's and 70's. We never had one school shooting, we settled our differences on the playground back then.

  • @robertbush1595
    @robertbush1595 Před rokem

    This was the best yet. Funny, wise and funny.

  • @petedog9581
    @petedog9581 Před rokem +104

    Relieve all leadership in the Secret Service effective yesterday. They decided to purge data on devices used on the Jan 6th insurrection. I think the NSA could help them retrieve their data.

  • @mattg4439
    @mattg4439 Před rokem +172

    Always love the traffic reports - thank you Roy Wood Jr for keeping us updated.

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP Před rokem +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iamthestorm9302
    @iamthestorm9302 Před rokem

    Thanks Trevor Noah!!! Exactly 💯

  • @Emmaxson
    @Emmaxson Před rokem

    What! Roy is ..... 🤣🤣 What!!! His bit on shrinkflation was lit 🔥

  • @shelbychesnut99
    @shelbychesnut99 Před rokem +351

    Another thing companies do to "lower the calories" is to change the serving size.

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 Před rokem +5

      Shelby Chesnut - Many years ago when I was into Weight Watchers - they really pushed for you to purchase their (expensive) brands - all about clever marketing. (regards NZ)

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 Před rokem +2

      Soo messed up

    • @erikelenstrom9685
      @erikelenstrom9685 Před rokem

      Don't they Wright the calories per 100g or something like that?

    • @frederf3227
      @frederf3227 Před rokem +2

      @@erikelenstrom9685 USDA specifies serving size based on food category. Food companies can't change them.

    • @erikelenstrom9685
      @erikelenstrom9685 Před rokem

      @@frederf3227 so the calorie on the package is standardized?

  • @WynterDragon
    @WynterDragon Před rokem +70

    Clear backpacks aren't new! They had those in schools when I was a kid and obviously it hasn't stopped a thing.

    • @quintenwhyte6660
      @quintenwhyte6660 Před rokem +2

      In the 80s and 90s....

    • @wompusslompus5424
      @wompusslompus5424 Před rokem +2

      Same

    • @robertocordero7718
      @robertocordero7718 Před rokem

      In man bundles of fire wood carried by mama-sun had contraband inside , wand you want to hide something there is always away LOL…. Ban Asult weapons to most everyone!!!

  • @piaribes936
    @piaribes936 Před rokem

    😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 the weather was hilarious 😂

  • @karlrensburg3472
    @karlrensburg3472 Před rokem +2

    The Daily show team has produced a well oiled machine, found their nich'e. You can feel it in them, well working well together .👍👍
    Which in turn gives all mankind cushions of laughter, throughout the pain.
    Rock on Team daily show !!!!!!
    Pree covid 🤝
    Post covid 🤜🤛

  • @dawnjohnson8739
    @dawnjohnson8739 Před rokem +30

    Right. Secret service gets asked for texts. Texts get deleted. And that just happens not to be intentional? Really?

    • @frederf3227
      @frederf3227 Před rokem +2

      Guess what they just happened to have that migration ONE DAY after court asked them. Guess what date they lost? Jan 5 onward.

    • @charissanolt3164
      @charissanolt3164 Před rokem +1

      Do you keep all your texts from a year and a half ago when you happened to be at a questionable party?

  • @songsayswhat
    @songsayswhat Před rokem +34

    Companies have done this before. They generally add "new & improved!" on the package. The only thing "improved" is the profit the companies make.

  • @ms6yo
    @ms6yo Před rokem

    This laugh was needed 🤣🤣😂

  • @travisg2619
    @travisg2619 Před rokem

    The traffic segments keep me going.

  • @eiyukabe
    @eiyukabe Před rokem +607

    What's important is that we try EVERYTHING WE CAN to stop gun violence except admitting that the second amendment was meant for militia purpose only and is intentionally misinterpreted by the modern right 🙄

    •  Před rokem +1

      People let it slide in the beginning and did not see how this lie took hold in the gun owner / right wing circles. Now they are faced with millions of people who think guns=2nd amendment

    • @MsJP34782
      @MsJP34782 Před rokem

      No the republicans said they’re useful for killing vermins need the extra bullets because they’re bad at shooting

    • @blakethegreatone2058
      @blakethegreatone2058 Před rokem +3

      Militia-all able-bodied civilians eligible by law for military service

    • @X2LR8
      @X2LR8 Před rokem

      The modern left simply won't keep the gun criminals off the streets. That's commonly referred to as revolving door "justice". The offenders get slaps on the wrist and very light sentences. And now bail "reform" is compounding the problem.

    • @aflucero82
      @aflucero82 Před rokem +25

      I mean if you REALLY want to be literal about it. It was meant for the guns of the day, so muskets!? I'd be fine if there was no regulations on muskets I guess.

  • @MK-tq5ec
    @MK-tq5ec Před rokem +20

    Remember when they scream “where are the emails”…. Where are the vocal people to tell what happened to the text messages

  • @joyanngrimes3551
    @joyanngrimes3551 Před rokem

    Yup we notice this a few years ago on several other products too

  • @atrealjesus
    @atrealjesus Před rokem

    Gatorade been that way 🤣🤣

  • @CritterLizard
    @CritterLizard Před rokem +68

    Imagine carrying high school binders and textbooks in a plastic backpack. Mine would have evacuated themselves all over the sidewalk in a matter of days. That's if the straps didn't break the moment I picked the thing up.

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 Před rokem +5

      Imagine how pointless a transparent backpack is with a folder inside it😂

    • @learningtobeme5195
      @learningtobeme5195 Před rokem +5

      Seriously! I put my climbing backpack on a scale once, 60 pounds! Plus my sports bag. I can't imagine trucking 60 pounds up my 1/4 mile driveway in a plastic bag, let alone the abuse that happens on the bus and in hallways.

    • @KC-bi9jw
      @KC-bi9jw Před rokem +1

      My high school enforced clear and mesh backpacks 15 years ago, yes gun control would be better, but trust me you’ll be fine with clear bags

  • @ItWasJohnYT
    @ItWasJohnYT Před rokem +35

    Clear backpack, dress code and metal detectors are used all the time at poorer schools in my area. They're still the most dangerous. It's almost like arbitrary rules do nothing. We need to do better.

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 Před rokem +1

      hey now! credit where credit is due those are NOT arbitrary rules, they are carefully crafted rules to hurt minorities and make money.

  • @dcincdsr301
    @dcincdsr301 Před rokem

    We learned about the idea of shrinkflation 18 years ago in marketing class in business school.

  • @concrete490
    @concrete490 Před rokem

    I noticed at a truck stop the Nature Valley bars were out for a while and when they finally restocked, they seemed smaller.

  • @dancorun6650
    @dancorun6650 Před rokem +130

    There is only one Jon Stewart but Trevor was a super replacement and The Daily Show is still laugh out loud funny.

    • @aries8597
      @aries8597 Před rokem +3

      Agreed!

    • @andrewodell4021
      @andrewodell4021 Před rokem +3

      I loved Jon Stewart, and I know this is blasphemy, but I prefer Trever Noah.

    • @carlton4129
      @carlton4129 Před rokem

      I like Trevor 👍..he defines sarcasm

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Před rokem +1

      ​@@andrewodell4021 Me too. I didn't want to watch TDS without Stewart. But Noah's accents alone are worth my time, as are the Between-the-Scenes segments. He's also followed (and maybe improved) Stewart's admirable example of letting his correspondents develop their own styles.

  • @saxophobe
    @saxophobe Před rokem +170

    Companies have been doing stuff like this for years. There's a million different ways to skim off the top.

  • @CorthosPryme911
    @CorthosPryme911 Před rokem

    Roy Wood Jr is hilarious 😂

  • @WonderMagician
    @WonderMagician Před rokem

    Thanks Trevor; brilliant!

  • @GreenSkipCard
    @GreenSkipCard Před rokem +96

    Maybe that’s what they mean by “Secret Service.” What was the service? It’s a secret 🤫

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Před rokem +7

      They serviced Trump alright haha he had to pay extra for choking though

    • @RankinMsP
      @RankinMsP Před rokem

      👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @darlenemartinez384
    @darlenemartinez384 Před rokem +28

    That traffic segment was hysterical. In a world full of hurt…. I needed that. 😂

  • @LG-kx8xl
    @LG-kx8xl Před rokem +1

    Shrinkflation has a rebound too for more money. The price doesn't go up **but you get less & you have to buy more!

  • @leilanicorbelle
    @leilanicorbelle Před rokem +1

    There was a scary shooting at my old high school a few years ago; they looked into the clear backpacks right after and decided they would be ineffective. Pretty sure they still don’t have metal detectors either.

  • @sgtbrownty
    @sgtbrownty Před rokem +16

    You can tell that the Charmin slimmed down because the font of the "36" went from bold Bazooka to a slim Chaucer.

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz Před rokem +56

    One of my biggest frustrations with shrinkflation is with recipes! I have a family favorite summer salad called "9 Layer Salad", which uses 9 different ingredients that used to use the entire package; ex. head of lettuce, bag of spinach, can of water chestnuts, bag of frozen peas, sm jar mayo etc; but when I made it this past 7/4 it was slightly different due to the change in packages. Worse is we don't know what these products were originally. I think the companies should have to put on label what the original quantity was!

    • @cindys2617
      @cindys2617 Před rokem

      How fortunate you are that one of your "biggest frustrations" of getting less food for more money is figuring out the proportions of a 9 layer salad. 🤨

    • @lbednaz
      @lbednaz Před rokem +3

      @@cindys2617 I said biggest frustration with shrinkflation! Truly right now I'm still dealing with an open wound in my back from a surgery in March, with 2 more surgeries waiting, autoimmune diseases, over $14,000. per month for medications,..... do you really want me to continue? Because you made a quick totally wrong judgment!

    • @mominor6913
      @mominor6913 Před rokem +3

      @@lbednaz...Im so sorry to hearthat....I hope you make a full recovery. Medication cost are pathetic.

    • @luminousfractal420
      @luminousfractal420 Před rokem +1

      Google image search for the product, there will be a copy of the old packaging someplace and it will have the measure on it.

    • @DzR1591
      @DzR1591 Před rokem

      @@cindys2617 lol your comment has me dead af. sooo much more going on than a 9 layer freaking salad 🤣💯

  • @shaktattz3062
    @shaktattz3062 Před rokem

    Gatorade got on a waist trainer 😂😂😂

  • @momcat5213able
    @momcat5213able Před rokem

    Shrinkflation has been happening for decades. They are sneaky like indenting the bottom of bottles, keeping the container the same height but slightly smaller circumference (ground coffee).

  • @ginapsaki8746
    @ginapsaki8746 Před rokem +102

    "America is willing to get rid of everything except guns." That's it in a nutshell.

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews Před rokem +9

      "I can't believe this country hates women more than it loves guns." ~ Diane Nguyen, Bojack Horseman.

    • @SteveSmith-nh4fz
      @SteveSmith-nh4fz Před rokem

      Hello!!! how's your day?

    • @epicd3ath135
      @epicd3ath135 Před rokem

      If you hand over your gun rights you're basically handing over your freedom

    • @epicd3ath135
      @epicd3ath135 Před rokem

      America is willing to get rid of everything exept giant death machines that can go over 150 mph.

  • @pttgfoomf
    @pttgfoomf Před rokem +27

    Coming from Germany, it kind of amazes me how in the US, whenever there's a new mass shooting, deep down people actually seem to understand what the problem is - and therefore debate gun control. But as soon as someone dares to speak about this topic, the country immediately goes from: “we are all united and suffering after this tragic incident. We must stand together as a nation... to: beeing totally divided, unable (or unwilling) to find common ground, let alone try to make any real changes to address the problem of mass shootings.
    It seems to me that people would rather accept mass shootings becoming a sort of "normal" occurrence; which "although tragic and terrible are simply impossible to prevent";- before they would be willing to make any concessions to the other side...
    Because both sides are mainly concerned with coming out victorious from the debate. It even goes so far that signaling a willingness to compromise is seen as a sign of weakness 🤦‍♂
    At least that's my impression...

    • @occupationalaris2567
      @occupationalaris2567 Před rokem +4

      Very thoughtful observation. I wish people were not as attached to identify with either red or blue, pro this anti that. And just really had a meaningful conversation with an identified goal in mind guiding the conversation

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 Před rokem +1

      Die spinnen, die Amerikaner (und das kommt von jemandem, der 5 Jahre dort gelebt hat und diese Zeit genoss)

    • @elibnem4126
      @elibnem4126 Před rokem +3

      I agree with both of these comments to the fullest.
      Common ground solutions are disappearing just as fast as the middle class in the US.
      The 2 party system is just killing us.

    • @US15522
      @US15522 Před rokem +3

      Don't you understand that fetuses and gun manufacturers must be protected in the US, not so much pregnant women and schoolchildren.

  • @latonyasoloman5700
    @latonyasoloman5700 Před rokem

    Thank you as well

  • @dtonyxo2481
    @dtonyxo2481 Před rokem

    The secret service they keeping secrets I'm dead 💀 🤣 😂

  • @telavivjake
    @telavivjake Před rokem +8

    Clear backpacks are the dumbest idea ever. No one carries a semi-automatic rifle in a backpack to begin with. No one tries to smuggle one of those into a school, they just walk in and start shooting

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Před rokem

      Don’t forget, Mike Suckabee said “a pencil can be an assault weapon “.

    • @PHanomaly
      @PHanomaly Před rokem

      Right?! Duh....

  • @JniceJokes
    @JniceJokes Před rokem +677

    Even tho it's sad but you Trevor always make us feel little bit better

    • @Lcoop1980
      @Lcoop1980 Před rokem +7

      Literally

    • @susanfanning9480
      @susanfanning9480 Před rokem +7

      He sure tries his best, doesn't he?

    • @JniceJokes
      @JniceJokes Před rokem +12

      @@susanfanning9480 yeah he does and I appreciate him honesty

    • @nothingworksworks3511
      @nothingworksworks3511 Před rokem +2

      Except all the weird moms are gonna get mad at Trevor for mentioning weird kids

    • @JniceJokes
      @JniceJokes Před rokem +3

      @@nothingworksworks3511 yeah true,people always look for ways to create dramas

  • @wherebarbarameetstheroad8600

    they did this in the 80s too, i remember when suddenly everything was 14 oz instead of a pound - i noticed then and i still do

  • @timlubin1011
    @timlubin1011 Před rokem

    So glad this show is on

  • @maureendavidson8022
    @maureendavidson8022 Před rokem +9

    "Any insinuation that the secret services maliciously deleted text following a request is false"..... because they weren't deleted following the request they were deleted months ago when they realized the implications of same and how bad it would make everyone involved look bad

  • @JIJCrow
    @JIJCrow Před rokem +28

    Roy is right,MacD is notorious of Shrinkflation,the Big Mac would be so big on the posters and shrink to an extra small mac at checkout

  • @Kashimana
    @Kashimana Před rokem

    Roywood Jr and Trevor are so hilarious together

  • @fayboedecker2532
    @fayboedecker2532 Před rokem +1

    I was going to mention that the can goods used to be 16oz. Now it's 11.7oz. But the girl scout story is so real. Lol they cut the flavor to. Lord have mercy on the condoms 🤣

  • @MehrdadParthian
    @MehrdadParthian Před rokem +140

    i like this new format much better. before they used to drop the monologue in small 3-5 minutes pieces and it was really killing the hype. not we just get a nice, clean, 15 minute monologue in one video. thats great, and i'm sure in the long run they understand that this format actually gives them more viewers on youtube, because the attention span of youtube is much longer than the people on tik tok or instagram !

  • @neanda
    @neanda Před rokem +40

    man, i love the traffic guy, and that last bit. That guy needs to have his own show, or longer skits with Trevor, because they bounce off each other well

    • @suehirsch6545
      @suehirsch6545 Před rokem

      100% AGREE. They are prolly holding back a bit, following the old adage- If you give away the milk, no one will buy the cow.

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Před rokem +1

      Roy Wood Jr. has a related podcast as well as stand-up videos available.

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 Před rokem

    It finally ocurred to me that Roy is the perfect Black Mr. Mackey the counsellor from South Park.
    *"Traffic... is **_bad,_** mkay!"*

  • @treeeva
    @treeeva Před rokem

    I love Roy Wood Jr 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Lucy-gu8uk
    @Lucy-gu8uk Před rokem +29

    "Shrinkflation" is not new. Companies have been doing this for years.

    • @alindasue
      @alindasue Před rokem

      True. When was the last time any of us saw a two quart carton of ice cream? First, a few of them were 1.75 quart. Now, 1.5 quart is the standard size.

  • @edwin2600
    @edwin2600 Před rokem +41

    I learned about shrinkflation decades ago from candy bars. When they increased the price, they would make the candy bar bigger, so you said okay, it costs more, but you get more. Then they would slowly reduce the size until it was smaller than it was before the price increase.

  • @Sci-Fri
    @Sci-Fri Před rokem

    Clear/mesh backpacks were a thing back in the late 90’s/early 2000’s for high schools in Chicago Proper, along with the metal detectors.

  • @MobileDecay
    @MobileDecay Před rokem

    It's a miracle! They found the texts! Lol!