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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
  • Jordan Klepper and Ronny Chieng host a new segment called "Sports War," where they debate the hottest sports news, including Caitlin Clark's WNBA debut, Olympic organizers dealing with a literal river of shit in Paris, the KC Chiefs kicker's misogynist commencement address, and Shohei Ohtani's former interpreter going to trial for embezzling from the LA Dodgers star. The only rule of Sports War? You're not allowed to agree on anything! #DailyShow #RonnyChieng #JordanKlepper
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  • @Jen_Wick
    @Jen_Wick Před 15 dny +558

    This was still way less obnoxious than ESPN😆

  • @puzzleparty7713
    @puzzleparty7713 Před 15 dny +528

    1) These two are hilarious together.
    2) These two are hilarious in their individual handling of the show.
    3) Because of the dynamic of having Stewart host on Monday and everybody else host the rest of the week, it has a strange feel of "Dad's on vacation and left us in charge of the house."

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 Před 15 dny +38

      I agree with all those statements. I love the current Daily Show host format. :D

    • @ethor7676
      @ethor7676 Před 15 dny +11

      That's an awesome way to put it 😂

    • @badbasic
      @badbasic Před 15 dny +8

      That In Saine, in your membrane had me cracking, their writers are just some wonderfully silly people 😂

    • @danbsports6760
      @danbsports6760 Před 14 dny +4

      Oh-blong? Is that how you say it? You could see the smirk from Ronnie acknowledging the ad-lib burn.

    • @jayjya
      @jayjya Před 12 dny

      Marry them then

  • @actroutt
    @actroutt Před 15 dny +248

    this needs to be a regular segment

    • @meganbyrne2138
      @meganbyrne2138 Před 15 dny +7

      It’s the new “Even Stevphens” I love it so much

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 Před 15 dny +3

      ​@@meganbyrne2138holy cow that's a great comparison.

    • @meganbyrne2138
      @meganbyrne2138 Před 15 dny +1

      @@kamenanew9867 😊 thx. I’m an OG fan

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 Před 15 dny +1

      @@meganbyrne2138 I can see! Nice to see fellow ..well I guess we oldies now

    • @aricpaul
      @aricpaul Před 15 dny +1

      Exactly what I came to post 🙌🏼❗️

  • @JaRule6
    @JaRule6 Před 15 dny +357

    Watching Ronnie try not to break character and laugh at Jordan's jokes is such a pleasure. The moment that Jordan commented on how Ronnie pronounced oblong was priceless. 😂

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Před 15 dny +24

      After talking face to face with so many MAGA folk Jordan is hard to break 😆👍🏻

    • @joedy3957
      @joedy3957 Před 15 dny +6

      Ronnie shouldn’t break though, throws off his angry delivery. 😂 But Klepper got him a few times here.

    • @jamesscott3509
      @jamesscott3509 Před 14 dny

      ..​@@joedy3957

    • @chrisincamera
      @chrisincamera Před 11 dny +1

      If they did this bit where each person had no idea what the other was going to say.. it would slay even harder. an occasional break would be an added bonus

  • @evannatland5151
    @evannatland5151 Před 15 dny +233

    As a sports fan this bit is perfect! Only thing you missed was “how does this all effect lebrons legacy?”😂😂

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf Před 15 dny +165

    lol this was fantastic, I don't think the audience has had a whole lot of ESPN exposure, but I loved everything about this

    • @Nopadope
      @Nopadope Před 15 dny +4

      What a weird assumption to make

    • @yu.niverse
      @yu.niverse Před 15 dny +1

      doesnt matter I don't watch enough ESPN and this was a perfect caricature

  • @kevinmcconnell3641
    @kevinmcconnell3641 Před 15 dny +120

    I am very happy with the current structure of “the Daily Show”. All of the hosts are very funny. The writing is better I think because they have to write to the strengths of each host.
    And it lends itself to bits like this one, pitting the host against one another, or together on a subject!!

    • @kellharris2491
      @kellharris2491 Před 15 dny +3

      It's nice variety. There is usually at least one style of humor for everyone.

    • @KelseyWolf
      @KelseyWolf Před 14 dny +3

      Yeah the more they do this format the more I’m like yeah this is perfect tbh

    • @NY-rg3gy
      @NY-rg3gy Před 8 dny

      You nailed it. Their different personalities are also better suited to different things. I like Jon to inform me and walk me through devastating events, Desi for day to day news events, Jordan and Costa as reporters in the field or paired with another host, and Ronny in skits all day.

  • @eboknows9812
    @eboknows9812 Před 15 dny +49

    Those statements on gambling were sadly accurate.

  • @Ricksta-op3qj
    @Ricksta-op3qj Před 15 dny +69

    This is genuinely one of the best “bits” on any late night show atm

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf Před 15 dny +90

    This was full of gems, my favorite segment in while. Ben Simmons had me rolling.

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 Před 15 dny +1

      Def my fav segment in a long time.

    • @Matthew-ve7uv
      @Matthew-ve7uv Před 15 dny +2

      Front middle guy in the bedroom bobsled had me rolling

  • @emewyn
    @emewyn Před 15 dny +6

    Kudos to Jordan for getting Ronny to break character, that's a difficult feat!

  • @ragweedmakesmesneeze
    @ragweedmakesmesneeze Před 15 dny +21

    "If you are a world class athlete, then PROVE IT, by pole vaulting with active diarrhea." -Ronny Chieng ALOL.

  • @jordanwhite352
    @jordanwhite352 Před 15 dny +76

    I love that this is still more civil and makes more sense than current United States politics.

    • @dickgozinya1615
      @dickgozinya1615 Před 15 dny

      Current politics only seems complicated to uneducated poor trump supporters

  • @AccelerateYourSuccess
    @AccelerateYourSuccess Před 15 dny +22

    I love it when Ronny smiles.

  • @dirkavery4445
    @dirkavery4445 Před 15 dny +21

    Nailed it! Finally, a sports show where the real competition is between the commercials for sports betting apps!

    • @douglasdavis8395
      @douglasdavis8395 Před 14 dny

      But it says right there, at the bottom, in very small print, for, like two seconds, "Please gamble responsibly." I mean, I was almost out the door to turn in my Lotto stubs! Heck, addictions are easy to correct.

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling Před 15 dny +30

    Imagine being so rich you can lose 17 million bucks to a thief and not notice.

  • @ernestomarcos0103
    @ernestomarcos0103 Před 14 dny +3

    "In Seine, In Your Membrane" is top notch wordplay.

  • @Floormat212
    @Floormat212 Před 15 dny +42

    Love this ❤ more Ronny and Klepper! 🎉

  • @bobwiegers
    @bobwiegers Před 15 dny +24

    Ben Simmons getting roasted on the graphic

  • @nealfager8126
    @nealfager8126 Před 15 dny +6

    The Daily Shows parody of Pardon The Interruption! Hilarious! 🤣

  • @cheeseonyomama
    @cheeseonyomama Před 15 dny +9

    "oh-blong? That's how you say it?" 🤣

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 Před 15 dny +11

    Disease and Bedbugs!🇨🇵 Try gambling, what could go wrong, it fixes everything. I absolutely love this segment! Ron struggling not to laugh cracked me up.

  • @mazdakmina9493
    @mazdakmina9493 Před 15 dny +5

    🤣🤣🤣 1:32 Slight (unintentional) fourth wall break there! When Jordan throws his papers, they immediately appear on Ronny's side of the camera! 😂😂😂

  • @DownThePieRateHole
    @DownThePieRateHole Před 15 dny +38

    Make this its own show and take my money!

  • @ffff3c
    @ffff3c Před 15 dny +10

    The energy on that segment is through the roof. Makes me want to go GAMBLING

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde Před 15 dny +29

    Recurring segment? this is brilliant thanks

  • @deadraider420
    @deadraider420 Před 15 dny +28

    Yoooooo.
    Please keep doin these sports war . Pure gold material

  • @stargirlzx
    @stargirlzx Před 15 dny +7

    That was hysterical.
    Pole vaulting with diarrhea Lol😂

  • @auslandermercury972
    @auslandermercury972 Před 14 dny +2

    “Front Middle Guy In Bobsled” 🤣

  • @emakaremaamerika
    @emakaremaamerika Před 15 dny +24

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Thank you for the laugh, gentlemen 🤣
    I am immensely entertained 🤣

  • @genericamerican7574
    @genericamerican7574 Před 15 dny +15

    Last November I thought I had the stomach flu. A week later someone dragged my confused, starved, and puking self into the ER and they said I had an E. coli bladder infection. I was on IV antibiotics for a nine days before I could go home to recover.

    • @NT-lq3lq
      @NT-lq3lq Před 15 dny +3

      Way to bring down the mood here pal, but I'm glad you're ok

  • @Polisciandfries
    @Polisciandfries Před 15 dny +88

    Imagine being a poor person in Paris and seeing them spend billions on cleaning the river for a race they could've just held in a swimming pool in any other French city

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... Před 15 dny +21

      Well, they're cleaning the river at least...

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX Před 15 dny +22

      I mean, keeping a river clean is pretty important

    • @sueyourself5413
      @sueyourself5413 Před 15 dny +3

      If you live in a poor area of Paris... You're main concern is harassment by the bobbies... If they even dare to go in.

    • @thewalkingforest5185
      @thewalkingforest5185 Před 15 dny +7

      how do you do boat races in a pool?

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 Před 15 dny +5

      ​@@thewalkingforest5185 circular laps, I suspect.

  • @faustocardy5018
    @faustocardy5018 Před 15 dny +6

    Ronny + Jordan = AWESOME!

  • @louiskrugercreates
    @louiskrugercreates Před 15 dny +11

    This is a great addition. We need more!

  • @davideaston8314
    @davideaston8314 Před 15 dny +3

    "Gambling! Start spending, you've already won!" 😂💀

  • @haydenhouts
    @haydenhouts Před 15 dny +3

    Ronny and Jordan making legendary segments yet again

  • @paulwarner2432
    @paulwarner2432 Před 14 dny +2

    This is comedy gold! More of this please 😄

  • @Jivolt
    @Jivolt Před 10 dny +1

    2:46 Ronnie breaking character made my day. The laugh and eyebrows raise.

  • @antoniobarry
    @antoniobarry Před 15 dny +3

    This is honestly one of the best segments in a while

  • @LordLukaManor
    @LordLukaManor Před 15 dny +10

    This is my favourite sport update show TODAY!

  • @thekaying
    @thekaying Před 13 dny +1

    "Ben Simmons" in the "what position will wade into the culture war" got me (4:41)

  • @MirkaHK
    @MirkaHK Před 15 dny +9

    Loved it, and Finland got in, so yay, even more love!!!

  • @laurie8868
    @laurie8868 Před 15 dny +20

    Love you guys, thanks for brightening my day!

  • @simplephotos6803
    @simplephotos6803 Před 15 dny +3

    What they have done to the daily show in the last year has been amazing

  • @RedWineEntertainment
    @RedWineEntertainment Před 15 dny +5

    This the best sports broadcast I've ever listened to 😂😂😂

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 Před 15 dny +8

    This is spot on for ESPN, lol!

  • @lucasyoung9594
    @lucasyoung9594 Před 11 dny +1

    I'm really enjoying the debates between Ronny and Jordan haha!

  • @eileenohare9647
    @eileenohare9647 Před 15 dny +2

    Hilarious, guys! Thanks for the laughs.

  • @timfoxhill1464
    @timfoxhill1464 Před 15 dny +10

    Please make this reoccurring lol

  • @BrownieX001
    @BrownieX001 Před 13 dny +1

    Make this a weekly segment. Please. I need my sports news like this.

  • @talgen25
    @talgen25 Před 15 dny +24

    So this is Even-Stephens without the Stephens

    • @Krazie-Ivan
      @Krazie-Ivan Před 15 dny +1

      Half "I'm Sorry for Talking While You Were Talking"
      ...sure miss Roy.

  • @zachscully
    @zachscully Před 15 dny +5

    French and English jokes - priceless!

  • @nopenope5042
    @nopenope5042 Před 9 dny +1

    Oh-blong. Also Ronny’s face after 😂☠️

  • @SeanGelarden
    @SeanGelarden Před 14 dny +1

    Former Indianapolis resident, very happy Clark went to the Fever they will really appreciate her talents there

  • @J.Whiting
    @J.Whiting Před 14 dny +1

    Their sports segments are always on point

  • @gordonmacdowell8117
    @gordonmacdowell8117 Před 13 dny +1

    There were less gambling ads per minute in this segment than the last NHL hockey game I watched.

  • @Teshia
    @Teshia Před 11 dny +1

    I loved this way more than I ever expected to. Kudos gentlemen.

  • @chefdean7257
    @chefdean7257 Před 15 dny +2

    Finally ! An Olympic event of being up Schitt's Creek without a paddle.

  • @gnjoeyhowell
    @gnjoeyhowell Před 15 dny +3

    Can't wait to try this "gambling" thing. Sounds great!

  • @WalkingmanPattaya
    @WalkingmanPattaya Před 15 dny +7

    I like the sports war, I like Ronnie and Jordan. Thanks you guys

  • @dianakjuarez
    @dianakjuarez Před 13 dny +1

    "In Seine, In Your Membrane" -- I understand that reference, and now I feel old.

  • @zealazax6287
    @zealazax6287 Před 12 dny +1

    These two should do a sports bit every show. They are hilarious.

  • @debbieshadle214
    @debbieshadle214 Před 15 dny +5

    Thesesto are GOLD!!! 😍

  • @ethor7676
    @ethor7676 Před 15 dny +2

    I don't even watch sports but this is one of the most entertaining segments ever 😄

  • @lukerowlandmusic
    @lukerowlandmusic Před 14 dny +1

    More of these segments please!

  • @thepadonthepondbythescum
    @thepadonthepondbythescum Před 15 dny +4

    You got 'em Ronnie! OH blong face is right...

  • @hollebrew8147
    @hollebrew8147 Před 15 dny +1

    I didn't know if rotating hosts was going to work but this format is fantastic. You all really are the best freaking news team!
    Also In Seine, in the Membrane ... 👩‍🍳 💋

  • @kiddsunny_
    @kiddsunny_ Před 15 dny +2

    Yesssss please make this a new segment, this is so amazing 😂😂

  • @ApplesareDopeable
    @ApplesareDopeable Před 9 dny

    Ronny and Jordan are the best duo on this show!

  • @olorin4317
    @olorin4317 Před 5 dny

    I haven’t watched this much sports in decades. Thanks bizarro Bert and Ernie.

  • @teachoc9482
    @teachoc9482 Před 15 dny +1

    This was so hilarious! Sending it to a bunch of friends!!

  • @mikeschenk4730
    @mikeschenk4730 Před 15 dny +14

    Please keep doing this.

  • @Douce1337
    @Douce1337 Před 15 dny +3

    Way better than most shows

  • @JBBost
    @JBBost Před 15 dny +10

    Women's Olympic skateboarding is the only sport that matters.

  • @robertmclaughlin5271
    @robertmclaughlin5271 Před 15 dny +3

    I Love This Segment

  • @RobGW2
    @RobGW2 Před 13 dny +1

    Need more of this segment 😂

  • @urkiddingme6254
    @urkiddingme6254 Před 15 dny +6

    My kind of sports coverage 😁

  • @joycediggs4617
    @joycediggs4617 Před 13 dny +1

    If I were the Olympic swimmers, I would refuse to swim in that disgusting river & demand that France build proper pools!

  • @Pad929
    @Pad929 Před 13 dny

    5:42 Ronny's mouthing Jordan's lines. 🤣

  • @likebot.
    @likebot. Před 15 dny +4

    Hey, those are my jokes. He's a Kleppermaniac.

  • @jaejoongssayang
    @jaejoongssayang Před 9 dny

    The way ronny is mouthing kleppers lines HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 Před 15 dny +1

    The gambling ads every 2 minutes are sadly far too accurate

  • @JoeBurgettMusic
    @JoeBurgettMusic Před 15 dny

    I woke up and thought I was watching ESPN. lol

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas Před 15 dny +5

    One night after Even Stevphen made a return on the Late Show...

  • @BenDjinn
    @BenDjinn Před 15 dny +2

    The damage of gambling is two fold. The rich get richer taking money for nothing from addicts and then all the illegal funds they made throughout the year they say were gambling winnings on their taxes

  • @lisaaustin8150
    @lisaaustin8150 Před 15 dny +2

    Ronnie sounded less screamy than Steven A!😂😂

  • @JoeMahma24
    @JoeMahma24 Před 15 dny

    When the mom joke came I thought they were going to for the “sweatshop” route but Ronny took the first exit! 😂😂😂

  • @brandiwheaton838
    @brandiwheaton838 Před 15 dny

    @dailyshow, these 2 need to cover the summer olympics!!

  • @XP5D
    @XP5D Před 14 dny

    Ronnie's 'Tucker Carlson face' is amazing

  • @smalls9852
    @smalls9852 Před 14 dny

    LOL! They need to have their own show where they just debate everything all the time.

  • @dwm1795
    @dwm1795 Před 15 dny

    Idk why it’s so funny to me when they throw paper and it flys over to the other split screen

  • @weam6991
    @weam6991 Před 15 dny +2

    Not to cause them any legal trouble, but they did agree on something: gambling.

  • @SkiRedMtn
    @SkiRedMtn Před 14 dny

    Just sending a friendly ’Hei’ from Canada!

  • @nealfager8126
    @nealfager8126 Před 15 dny +1

    Sports Wars vs PTI! 🤣

  • @rainydaylady6596
    @rainydaylady6596 Před 15 dny +3

    Do they really want people to swim in a river for the Olympics? They don't have swimming pools in France? 😂🤣😂💕🖖

    • @joce7477
      @joce7477 Před 15 dny +3

      This is for the 10 km open water swim contest and the triathlon.

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu Před 15 dny +2

      Triathlon is usually in open water

  • @sergioml497
    @sergioml497 Před 15 dny

    Love it whenever Ronny breaks character and ends up laughing.

  • @toddrandazzo2636
    @toddrandazzo2636 Před 15 dny +2

    They’ve been pooping in the Seine river for 800 years.

  • @jpoggi9081
    @jpoggi9081 Před 6 dny

    I wish this was the default station in every home/restaurant

  • @vincentvangoaway9450
    @vincentvangoaway9450 Před 15 dny

    This might be the best format TDS has come up with in a long time.

  • @darrinnoble
    @darrinnoble Před 15 dny

    This was even better than "Stop Talking While I'm Talking".