Stealing The World’s Most Expensive Necklace • Puppet History

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  • Is this history's greatest grift? YOU DECIDE.
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  • @watcher
    @watcher  Před 4 lety +16430

    HELLO. Shane here! Hope you enjoy this saucy little yarn. If you're eager for more Puppet History, don't miss the next episode dropping on April 9th. And in the meantime, if you need to get more of the fuzzy little blue guy into your life, we've rolled out some Professor merch over at watcherstore.com and, frankly, uh, I can't get enough of it. Also I'll be dropping behind-the-scenes commentary for this episode over on patreon.com/watcher this weekend so swing by there for that and lots of other exclusive treats. Lastly: thanks for watchin'!

    • @-abbykh
      @-abbykh Před 4 lety +239

      all hail the watcher

    • @kylinvillegas
      @kylinvillegas Před 4 lety +127

      can you make a professor hoodie ???

    • @cabbybara6028
      @cabbybara6028 Před 4 lety +252

      release the professor's songs on any music platform i beg of you they are fire

    • @elyhowson7645
      @elyhowson7645 Před 4 lety +37

      please release it sooner thats so long to wait!!!

    • @HeyMJ.
      @HeyMJ. Před 4 lety +37

      Watcher 🙌🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 puppetry must be so freeing... to tell the whole story. the questions and audience dialogue works really well! Well done!

  • @cabbage8189
    @cabbage8189 Před 4 lety +995

    “He begged them to spare him the shame and scandal of being publicly arrested...He was publicly arrested.”
    I almost spit out my drink 😂

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 Před 3 lety +7819

    "Hey its me, the queen, I need money"
    Nigerian Prince scams before Nigerian Prince scams

  • @archaicoddysey3615
    @archaicoddysey3615 Před 3 lety +9043

    shane madej could have written hamilton but lin manuel miranda couldn’t have written pile of diamonds

    • @cunkjunk
      @cunkjunk Před 2 lety +96

      agreed

    • @queenb1119
      @queenb1119 Před 2 lety +97

      @@cunkjunk I definitely come back at least once a month to listen to it! 😄

    • @strangerdanger9395
      @strangerdanger9395 Před 2 lety +41

      I’ve never read anything truer

    • @soupforfree
      @soupforfree Před 2 lety +10

      say that king !

    • @sapphrodite13
      @sapphrodite13 Před 2 lety +70

      it has been a full year since i first read this comment, late at night, and i haven't been able to forget it

  • @juliatriestoart4101
    @juliatriestoart4101 Před rokem +1798

    The fact that Kate wanted the trophy so so bad the entire time and when it was a tie she instantly said "Ryan you can have it," she is too good for this world

  • @Mikibear222
    @Mikibear222 Před 4 lety +2188

    “YOU WANT SOME PROFESSOR?”
    Everyone: YASSSSS

  • @theotherone7370
    @theotherone7370 Před 4 lety +4363

    R: "I love jelly beans,"
    S: "I know,"
    Shane said that so softly. True friendship, insult each other, give each other stuff they like

    • @bearpetunia
      @bearpetunia Před 4 lety +160

      theotherone and Ryan’s smile after Shane said I know

    • @justdecaffeinated
      @justdecaffeinated Před 4 lety +54

      i was just about to comment this i'm yELLING INWARDLY

    • @nyank0
      @nyank0 Před 4 lety +16

      TIMESTAMP PLEASE 😭

    • @loismiller7123
      @loismiller7123 Před 4 lety +54

      It was so s o f t

    • @LunarCupcake
      @LunarCupcake Před 4 lety +55

      Ryan's little laugh afterwards!

  • @hannahbrown2728
    @hannahbrown2728 Před 2 lety +2815

    Finding out Shane used to have a ventriliquist dummy when he was younger makes this all make so much more sense

    • @DangerNoodleReads
      @DangerNoodleReads Před 11 měsíci +71

      I read that as “Shane used to be a ventriloquist dummy” and I honestly didn’t question it.

  • @thepheebsmachine
    @thepheebsmachine Před 3 lety +4869

    Kate's little "this is the most fun I've had in a long time" was so sweet. She seems like a blast to have around!

    • @99fireandice
      @99fireandice Před 2 lety +138

      I love that not only does she have SUCH a good time but she’s such a good time to Be Around that she’s in every season! It truly makes me so happy that she’s an unofficial 3rd member/reoccurring member

    • @heather2701
      @heather2701 Před 2 lety +22

      Righttt, she is so sweet!

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 Před 2 lety +48

      She's literally one of my favorite guests

    • @RamiroBelmaresJr
      @RamiroBelmaresJr Před rokem +15

      She reminds me of one of my co-workers who is a total sweetheart, I bet everyone who works with her has nothing but the kindest things to say 😊

  • @clemturnerfirst
    @clemturnerfirst Před 4 lety +12312

    kate is such a ray of sunshine omg. she was so receptive to this strange strange history lesson and i loved every second of it

    • @anniehendrix2623
      @anniehendrix2623 Před 4 lety +334

      She seriously reminds me of Mabel from gravity falls!

    • @clemturnerfirst
      @clemturnerfirst Před 4 lety +69

      a g r e e d

    • @truthisobjective7628
      @truthisobjective7628 Před 4 lety +140

      She was definitely a part of why this one was so good!

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 4 lety +140

      @@truthisobjective7628 , it's my favorite for precisely this reason! With Ryan poking fun at The Professor and sometimes engaging with Shane directly, you need a guest who dives headfirst into the whimsy of the whole situation for contrast.

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 Před 4 lety +19

      @@anniehendrix2623 and Ryan is dipper lol

  • @klemmteastwood
    @klemmteastwood Před 4 lety +7156

    i kinda just realized the professor having jellybeans in his satchel is a reference to when they gave ryan and shane makeovers and ryan said offhandedly “you can keep your jellybeans in there” about shane’s tiny shoulder bag

    • @AlwaysAPotterhead
      @AlwaysAPotterhead Před 4 lety +532

      Marty G. They made a similar comment in one of their Sims play through. I think Shane gave Ryan’s Sim a satchel ‘for his jellybeans.’

    • @jessiz7833
      @jessiz7833 Před 4 lety +59

      I literally just watched the video before coming here and you’re right!!!

    • @jayanderson147
      @jayanderson147 Před 4 lety +26

      omg you're right!!

    • @Ailrent
      @Ailrent Před 4 lety +158

      Someone needs to make a compilation of everytime they've mentioned Jelly Beans lmao

    • @yamnes
      @yamnes Před 4 lety +12

      Marty G. Love your profile picture 💕💕💕💞💞

  • @GreySkylight
    @GreySkylight Před 3 lety +5240

    22:05
    *The Professor:* "It started out as a grift! How did it end up like this?"
    *Kate, having the time of her life:* "It was only a grift! It was only a grift!"

  • @cosplic
    @cosplic Před 3 lety +3026

    "well that is insane, that is absolutely insane-"
    "YOU SAID GENITAL ORIGAMI"

    • @j_crump6300
      @j_crump6300 Před rokem +36

      To be fair, I wasn’t looking at the screen to read the answers and thought that’s what he meant too

    • @SomeCatWithGlasses
      @SomeCatWithGlasses Před rokem +61

      “WHY WOULD YOU-“

    • @beek.4860
      @beek.4860 Před rokem +9

      I was laughing so hard at that part my stomach was in genuinely agonizing pain.

  • @tunafishy5657
    @tunafishy5657 Před 4 lety +4525

    Jeweller: i will kill myself if you do not buy
    Marie Antoinette: Ok Boehmer

  • @davidking8744
    @davidking8744 Před 4 lety +4472

    Literally Shane is just a history loving nerd and is constantly dissapointed not by the history, but by those he educates lmao

  • @dumbpossum8461
    @dumbpossum8461 Před 2 lety +3957

    I’m glad that it was stated Marie was a scapegoat and not all that bad a person- I personally get very frustrated with the false narrative that she was a horrible person, when her last words were her apology for stepping on her **EXECUTIONERS** foot

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes Před 2 lety +441

      And it was incredibly sad that her son was basically tortured after her death and died so young.

    • @CalvinKalisto
      @CalvinKalisto Před 2 lety +176

      Boy, those last words hit hard, i feel really bad for her

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 Před rokem +165

      Ok yeah she was absolutely a scapegoat but also polite people aren't necessarily good people

    • @chelseac8855
      @chelseac8855 Před rokem +58

      Just as angry as I get when the song ‘Rasputin’ comes on because there is absolutely no evidence to say the Tsarina ever had a romantic relationship with him

    • @nolp19
      @nolp19 Před rokem

      While she was definitely a scapegoat, she was also a monarch, and while polite, not a good person, and definitely deserved the death, just not the blame

  • @bridgidthepirateelf4135
    @bridgidthepirateelf4135 Před 3 lety +2553

    The professor's little hand in the corner is killing me.

    • @HoneyBee-lx2zu
      @HoneyBee-lx2zu Před 3 lety +36

      Same, I’m wheezing so hard😂

    • @araw_buwan
      @araw_buwan Před 2 lety +171

      I imagine him just putting his hand on the wall and smoking a cigar to take a break from this weird-ass teaching job where he only has 2 students at a time.

    • @VivaLaGolf42
      @VivaLaGolf42 Před 2 lety +40

      @@araw_buwan I picture him smoking more like the Ben Affleck gone girl meme

    • @urlocalparadise
      @urlocalparadise Před 2 lety +27

      @@araw_buwan technically arent we also his students 😳

    • @araw_buwan
      @araw_buwan Před 2 lety +11

      @@urlocalparadise oh shit you're right

  • @user-mp3jb2yl7b
    @user-mp3jb2yl7b Před 3 lety +6193

    kate throughout the whole thing: i want the cup so bad >:(
    kate immediately after tieing: you can have it ryan :)
    she's such a sweetheart omg

  • @maca_mf
    @maca_mf Před 4 lety +2231

    Ruining history: who are you?
    Puppet history: you, but better

    • @Kyle_Schaff
      @Kyle_Schaff Před 4 lety +33

      *Macarena Mella Figueroa*
      The editing here is soooooo much better. Like, the Ruining History editing when that ping sound came on every time a text appeared actually triggers me lol

    • @ARoque-hhhhh
      @ARoque-hhhhh Před 4 lety +7

      its true and you should say it!

    • @mitomidou
      @mitomidou Před 4 lety +21

      I still do miss Ruining History, but this is a great show. I'd take both in a perfect world but this is more than ok in my book. 👍

    • @tardisgirl1237
      @tardisgirl1237 Před 4 lety +5

      It's just like the British TV show Horrible Histories, but with swearing.

    • @Aubrey0904
      @Aubrey0904 Před 4 lety +1

      I haven’t heard a truer statement

  • @celiazamarripa3375
    @celiazamarripa3375 Před rokem +416

    Kudos to the person on the Watcher team that made the playlist go in ACTUAL chronological order 👏

  • @LuckyBird551
    @LuckyBird551 Před 3 lety +1253

    "... when they are anthropomorphic."
    choir: *when they are anthropomorphic*

  • @haandotexe
    @haandotexe Před 4 lety +4677

    I love how enthusiastic Kate was for all this, the energy she brought to the game was so much fun, I also love how creative Shane’s getting to be, very reminiscent of the Hot Daga series

    • @ijustlikethiscrapokay
      @ijustlikethiscrapokay Před 4 lety +18

      Gravity Gallifrey Falls my thoughts exactly!! thank u for the comment +++

    • @MfundoNdala
      @MfundoNdala Před 4 lety +43

      I feel like this is a hotdaga + ruining history combo and I LOVE IT!!!!

    • @juuliusceaser4688
      @juuliusceaser4688 Před 4 lety +1

      GALLIFREY FALLLIIINNGG

    • @ChiChi-pq7ou
      @ChiChi-pq7ou Před 4 lety +4

      I wanna see a Kate vs big apple Steve episode

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Před 4 lety +2

      As creative as Hot Daga, and far less annoying.

  • @Fluffymonkeyem
    @Fluffymonkeyem Před 4 lety +14174

    The professor feels like a real person. Like I know it's Shane, but at the same time he feels like his own living entity.

    • @brookemae3252
      @brookemae3252 Před 4 lety +493

      The professor is WHO now?

    • @adrianasantiago4137
      @adrianasantiago4137 Před 4 lety +373

      Really? I feel like it is Shane in his true form :p

    • @kaprisun4624
      @kaprisun4624 Před 4 lety +22

      @@brookemae3252 shane

    • @Joyful_Jo_
      @Joyful_Jo_ Před 4 lety +164

      What? XD this is shanes true demon form XD

    • @jezzablack1989
      @jezzablack1989 Před 4 lety +302

      That's how you know Shane is doing something right. I forget that the Professor is a puppet sometimes.

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 Před 3 lety +1806

    And this ladies and gentlemen, is the closest Ryan Bergara has ever gotten to winning that coveted lil trophy.

  • @noor622
    @noor622 Před 3 lety +655

    19:56 "rohan asked them to spare him the humiliation of being publicly arrested. [brief silence] he was publicly arrested" has the exact same vibe as olaf in frozen 2 "well at least they have their parents ! [bell rings] their parents are DEAD."

  • @camillet8828
    @camillet8828 Před 4 lety +897

    Kate, practically in tears, "it was only a grift, it was only a grift"
    Cinematic masterpiece

    • @KL-qp6yo
      @KL-qp6yo Před 4 lety +5

      I was laughing out loud at this and I could hear my husband sigh from across the room 🤣

  • @ARoque-hhhhh
    @ARoque-hhhhh Před 4 lety +3657

    THE SHEER CHAOTIC ENERGY THAT THIS TRIO POSSESSES: UNPARALLELED

    • @charlotterice3839
      @charlotterice3839 Před 3 lety +20

      YEs

    • @Kate-br6kg
      @Kate-br6kg Před 3 lety +103

      I can’t tell if you’re talking about Shane, Ryan, and Kate or Jeanne, Rohan, and Marie Antoinette but either way I appreciate it

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager Před 3 lety +4

      FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT AND PUT IT IN WORDS, YES.

    • @VileMr.Grinch
      @VileMr.Grinch Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah I love it when Kate is tagged in for a video with Ryan and Shane. You can tell they're great friends

  • @NaoisD
    @NaoisD Před 2 lety +823

    I am still rolling from the professor losing his cool and snapping "That's enough!!!" at 3:52 . Who knew a puppet could stare someone down with so much contempt!? One of my favorite bits thus far :D

  • @greysonberndt6548
    @greysonberndt6548 Před 2 lety +514

    rewatching this after the season 4 finale, and honestly i think this is where it all went wrong. if ryan had never gotten to touch the coveted cup, if he had never experienced the taste of victory, he would have resigned to infinite loss, but now that he knows what it means to hold (share) the title of history master, he will stop at nothing, and it will cost everything. and even if he won outright, and didn't have to share, he would never have been so bitter, and it would never have gone too far. this is like seeing a car accident and being unable to look away.

  • @johnhennin9447
    @johnhennin9447 Před 4 lety +1601

    Kate, with pain: "I don't know!"
    The Professor (Shane), with warmth: "Guys just pick one it's okay!"
    So sweet

    • @yardwolves2773
      @yardwolves2773 Před 4 lety +77

      Whaa? Are you trying to say Shane is the Professor? But Shane isn't blue and is way taller. I don't think Shane ever went to Puppet University either.

    • @rvc067
      @rvc067 Před 4 lety +24

      @@yardwolves2773 yeah shane doesnt have fur either

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 4 lety +10

      Quality dad content

  • @tinyturtle1928
    @tinyturtle1928 Před 4 lety +7587

    Kate's looks of pure joy during this ep were everything, my depression is cured, my crops are watered, my trophy is full of jellybeans

    • @cloverjones3061
      @cloverjones3061 Před 4 lety +50

      Kate enjoying ever moment :D Me :-)

    • @partlyironic
      @partlyironic Před 4 lety +83

      I LOVE HER i didnt know who she was before this but now i want her to make at least a small cameo in every Watcher video. Every single one.

    • @severinjaylee-hilliard3861
      @severinjaylee-hilliard3861 Před 4 lety +41

      Put Kate on the payroll

    • @monicapetitebonita218
      @monicapetitebonita218 Před 4 lety +22

      @@partlyironic you should watch ruining history 😊 she was in that show with shane and ryan.

    • @jkbutt06
      @jkbutt06 Před 4 lety

      YES! AGREED!

  • @JulianneMcLarney
    @JulianneMcLarney Před 2 lety +201

    "He never looks happy. He either looks indifferent or very disappointed and angry"
    My two moods.

  • @thisorthat7746
    @thisorthat7746 Před rokem +256

    that "i love jelly beans" then the soft "i know" then ryan giggling like a little boy was one of the most wholesome interactions i've ever seen.
    boy... what have we come to.....

  • @badViolinist34
    @badViolinist34 Před 4 lety +3800

    I experienced every emotion that Kate felt during this, like true amazement and fun and suspense. This is my favorite show on this channel officially

    • @_gremlinboy
      @_gremlinboy Před 4 lety +60

      Also about historical horses getting hurt, "all the time, I think about it all the time" was a mood

    • @DarkeCrimson
      @DarkeCrimson Před 4 lety +9

      Me too! I love this new format.

    • @WhiffleWaffles
      @WhiffleWaffles Před 4 lety +15

      Me too, Kate was my spirit sister and I love her.

    • @NCLJNE17
      @NCLJNE17 Před 4 lety +23

      Same, I have been hanging out for this new episode and watching the black plague one over and over

    • @partlyironic
      @partlyironic Před 4 lety +8

      I had the same thing - every Kate said and did was just spot on, comedy gold

  • @yeetyeet3014
    @yeetyeet3014 Před 4 lety +8851

    I swear to god, buzzfeed projects don't do Shane justice. The man's a freaking acting/music/comedic genius!!!!

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 Před 3 lety +120

      This is the one I consider the crown 👑 jewel 💎 of them all.

    • @ardenlyn0817
      @ardenlyn0817 Před 3 lety +103

      I know, right?! He makes me wanna take the puppetry class at my college.

    • @drewmkelly
      @drewmkelly Před 3 lety +69

      Probably one of the reasons he's not at buzzfeed anymore

    • @breannaadams4058
      @breannaadams4058 Před 3 lety +11

      @@drewmkelly he is still at buzzfeed.

    • @drewmkelly
      @drewmkelly Před 3 lety +24

      @@breannaadams4058 I thought their video of "why we left buzzfeed" meant they weren't there anymore?

  • @carissasimmers7714
    @carissasimmers7714 Před 3 lety +1301

    We need to talk about Kate’s laugh O M G IT IS LITERALLY THE MOST AMAZING ADORABLE SUNSHINE LIKE THING IVE EVER HEARD. And all there vibes together is just amazing Kate’s out right enthusiasm and Ryan’s comedic “over it but I love it but I can’t say it out Shane will rub it in my face” look

  • @abigailkaterbergcolibaba
    @abigailkaterbergcolibaba Před 2 lety +234

    The professor talking about the necklace: grotesque, unbearable, resembled chainmail
    Kate: "I think it was beautiful you just couldn't wear it"

    • @spencertang5155
      @spencertang5155 Před rokem +6

      I’m with Kate here I’d wear something like that if I could, it doesn’t look bad at all.

  • @pickeringmark
    @pickeringmark Před 4 lety +1094

    “I went to Puppet U”
    I need to see a Professor prequel series in my lifetime.

    • @ACDBunnie
      @ACDBunnie Před 4 lety +14

      Tales from Puppet U

    • @oliviaeaton2962
      @oliviaeaton2962 Před 4 lety +10

      @Pickle I wanna know if that was an ad-lib line & they made the photo to go with it afterwards.

    • @pickeringmark
      @pickeringmark Před 4 lety +4

      Olivia Eaton I do like to think that there’s an insane amount of images created in advance of the Professor in various guises and scenarios.

  • @ATRElDES
    @ATRElDES Před 4 lety +786

    10:48 * BuzzFeed unsolved music starts playing*
    Me: hey wrong show

    • @katieartist94
      @katieartist94 Před 4 lety +6

      damira I noticed that too🤣🤣

    • @katieartist94
      @katieartist94 Před 4 lety +20

      kenna163 yeah I hear the music in the background of random stuff all the time. Even a random zoo tv show once when an ostrich came on screen!🤣 It was hilarious!

    • @angeltrinidad7855
      @angeltrinidad7855 Před 4 lety +2

      What's the title of that?

  • @dallasflemming4386
    @dallasflemming4386 Před 2 lety +185

    Kate in this video: “I learned so much”
    Kate during her fourth time on the show: “I don’t really pay attention to the story, I haven’t learned anything” 😂😂

  • @gcannady8633
    @gcannady8633 Před 3 lety +168

    literally a year later, “pile of diamonds” is unironically still one of my favorite songs

  • @susieboo22
    @susieboo22 Před 3 lety +2533

    Can you imagine being some pretty young French thing, having a good time with your soldier boyfriend, and then all of a sudden he and his wife (his WIFE) tell you to put on a super-nice dress, an expensive-ass wig, a shitton of makeup, and send you to Versailles in the middle of the night to meet some rando who keeps calling you "Your Majesty" and give him a letter while they hide in the bushes and watch, and then when you ask, "Uh... so what was that about?" your boyfriend's like "Don't worry about it..."

  • @lrose1310
    @lrose1310 Před 4 lety +2673

    "Who was Maria Theresa's daughter?"
    If you just wrote "Maria", you would have correctly named 11 daughters out of 11 daughters.

    • @JeffIsAKiller
      @JeffIsAKiller Před 4 lety +118

      @@JustAChinesePleb Marie Antoinette was born Maria, and all of her sisters were named Maria. So, **Maria

    • @ellie2819
      @ellie2819 Před 4 lety +71

      @@JustAChinesePleb she was born Maria Antonia and then changed it to be more frenchy

    • @JustAChinesePleb
      @JustAChinesePleb Před 4 lety +4

      @@JeffIsAKiller I thought she changed it tho?

    • @JustAChinesePleb
      @JustAChinesePleb Před 4 lety +4

      @@ellie2819 Yea, lmao that's what I wrote. If you change your name... It's changed. That's how it works 😂

    • @gggthsb
      @gggthsb Před 4 lety +43

      She didn't change it, Marie Antoinette is just the french equivalent of Maria Antonia and since she married the french king and lived in france of course everybody called her by the french version.

  • @shereehi5539
    @shereehi5539 Před 3 lety +201

    Queen: hates him.
    Him: SEMPAI NOTICED ME.

  • @captivecat5858
    @captivecat5858 Před 3 lety +187

    “I love jelly beans”
    “I know”
    “Heheh”
    My heart

  • @Cloudfive55
    @Cloudfive55 Před 4 lety +2261

    Kate is delightful! Her enthusiasm added to the entertainment. Please have her guest often.

    • @4r1cl4y
      @4r1cl4y Před 3 lety +66

      YES!! She's like a ray of joy & I hope she's a guest in the second season too!

    • @brittanylopez519
      @brittanylopez519 Před 3 lety +43

      Agreed, she's so adorable

    • @gabzd
      @gabzd Před 3 lety +14

      YESSS Also Jermaine!

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes Před 3 lety +14

      You got your wish! She is back in season 2!

  • @Irenethemeanbean
    @Irenethemeanbean Před 4 lety +8540

    Shane is having so much fun with this show and it’s so apparent. I also think Kate had such a good time. I had missed Ruining History and this reminds me so much of it and it’s so much fun.

    • @chaiantoinnette1667
      @chaiantoinnette1667 Před 4 lety +84

      same!! like what happened to ruining history they don't have new eps. hopefully this one gets more eps ahaha

    • @stonebeachuk6681
      @stonebeachuk6681 Před 4 lety +67

      @@chaiantoinnette1667 I'd guess it's a BuzzFeed brand that they couldn't bring over, much like Unsolved.

    • @444ngelhaven8
      @444ngelhaven8 Před 4 lety +56

      @@chaiantoinnette1667 Sadly Buzzfeed axed it, someone said its because of the majority comments/feedback asking when the next unsolved episode was, and they didn't do as well as unsolved

    • @niccolom4556
      @niccolom4556 Před 4 lety +69

      shae good thing the idea found more space here on Watcher because its too fun not to exist lol. Shane has such a knack for it; i kinda wish he'd even do a series for kids like Mr.Rogers. it's just wholesome yet clever.

    • @fatimagonzalez22
      @fatimagonzalez22 Před 4 lety

      shae someone at buzzfeed said that?

  • @sixteenbees531
    @sixteenbees531 Před 3 lety +83

    the professor just going "HUH?" loudly every time over whatever he doesn't want to hear from ryan is absolutely iconic

  • @mary-gx5cl
    @mary-gx5cl Před 3 lety +175

    sometimes i will wake up at 4am in a cold sweat and hear “whEN THEYRE ANTHROPOMORPHIC!” in my head

    • @naomii--3--
      @naomii--3-- Před 3 měsíci +1

      Ik ur comments super old but, I just wanted to say, are you sure you weren't being turned into a puppet or being haunted by one?

  • @mqzd24
    @mqzd24 Před 3 lety +2437

    “i love jellybeans”
    “i know”
    will i ever have a friendship this sweet

    • @boom_its_rory
      @boom_its_rory Před 3 lety +78

      I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE REALIZED HOW SWEET IT WAS YAYY
      it was just like "I love jellybeans!" "I know" "giggle"

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 Před 3 lety +19

      @@boom_its_rory can't be TOO sweet. Never lets him win them

    • @boom_its_rory
      @boom_its_rory Před 3 lety +42

      @@lorendaemon7945 i like how you think... imagine one day Ryan actually wins and he goes to the door all excited to get his jelly beans only to realize *the cup is emtpy*

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp Před 2 lety +5

      I've had so many fake friendships and i just want a real one like this

    • @Calebs.bowling
      @Calebs.bowling Před 2 lety +1

      Ha ha sweet get it

  • @hanniballz_lecter
    @hanniballz_lecter Před 4 lety +1007

    the fact that they used the unsolved soundtrack for the secret meeting was sending me especially with Ryan's "was she a ghost"

    • @eggyfresh
      @eggyfresh Před 4 lety +1

      I was hoping someone else had noticed :)

  • @vivithevalkrie
    @vivithevalkrie Před rokem +185

    Ryan: "I love jelly beans"
    Shane: ( affectionately)"I know"
    Me: dying from the feels!!

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 Před 3 lety +144

    It's just impossible to not be affected by just how much fun they're all having
    It's infectious

    • @alleycat616
      @alleycat616 Před 7 měsíci

      Yes this was the most fun I’ve had in a while too Kate 😂

  • @sofiacruz6409
    @sofiacruz6409 Před 4 lety +1759

    Ryan: “I love jellybeans.”
    Shane: “I know you do!”
    Ryan: *soft laugh*
    just best friend tings

  • @missrileyelaine2296
    @missrileyelaine2296 Před 4 lety +497

    The professor has such an empty gaze within his eyes it's comedic gold

  • @themripley
    @themripley Před 3 lety +204

    Bob's Burgers need to hire Shane. Dude is genuinely musically gifted.

    • @crystalkelly9349
      @crystalkelly9349 Před 2 lety +10

      and Kate! just to hear a BB character with her laugh.

  • @marcelosantaana871
    @marcelosantaana871 Před rokem +66

    Ryan for sure gave the trophy to Kate thinking that since he was gonna be on every episode he'd get a shit ton of cups, oh Ryan if only you knew.

  • @ODIRION
    @ODIRION Před 4 lety +6704

    Shane’s musical ability is actually shockingly good. Like, i’m majoring in music and the composition of that song is INSANE. Not to mention the rhythm of the lyrics fits so well, and the melody is really good, just ignore me gEEKING OUT OVER HERE,,

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 Před 4 lety +129

      ODIRION : same here - been replaying that part A LOT! brilliant every time. 😁

    • @hexacore3010
      @hexacore3010 Před 4 lety +92

      @@thealbanianlorg6542 yeah me too! Best song in puppet history so far!

    • @shamrocklobster
      @shamrocklobster Před 4 lety +223

      Hexacore Official the song slaps as whole but everything after “... when they’re anthropomorphic” is GOLD

    • @crystalshards1225
      @crystalshards1225 Před 4 lety +313

      Shane is madly talented at music and storytelling. His ability to making these stories so entertaining is absolute, pure talent.
      He just has a great knack for knowing what an audience wants.
      What a man

    • @freja8999
      @freja8999 Před 4 lety +48

      @watcher i need this on spotify please

  • @idroppedmyorangepeel7185
    @idroppedmyorangepeel7185 Před 4 lety +1261

    The professor looks like Elmo after a break up and told his hairdresser that he wanted something different🤣
    Love the video

    • @jodiefong4397
      @jodiefong4397 Před 4 lety +37

      I would actually love to see the professor to show up in the show as Elmo's quircky uncle

    • @rosephinebakerson2701
      @rosephinebakerson2701 Před 4 lety +17

      No joke, after my last breakup I dyed my buzzcut "break up blue"

    • @Miguel1835
      @Miguel1835 Před 4 lety +21

      He looks like Cookie Monster if went to college and watched a lot of Indiana Jones movies.

    • @deznutes6689
      @deznutes6689 Před 4 lety +1

      @@rosephinebakerson2701 you're weird

  • @duhshi1575
    @duhshi1575 Před 3 lety +82

    gotta love how Shane goes out of his way to say their french surnames but pronounces Jeanne in a good ol american accent

  • @emib.4275
    @emib.4275 Před 2 lety +62

    The professor was so much more mellow in these early episodes lol I love how he really came out of his shell

  • @nightgoji3592
    @nightgoji3592 Před 4 lety +504

    Lmao “Horse are hard to animate. Like I tried my actual best and this straight-up sucks.” It was amazing! 😂😂😂

  • @ianalsvn
    @ianalsvn Před 4 lety +577

    [ryan] i love jelly beans
    [shane, very softly] i know
    ryan [giggles]
    they're so cute

  • @korinnab.2318
    @korinnab.2318 Před 3 lety +73

    they way the professor says "I know" after Ryan says he loves jelly beans is cute

  • @chriswalker678
    @chriswalker678 Před 8 měsíci +6

    26:57 THAT PILE OF DIAMONDS GOT BARS!

  • @zeltzinmozo9329
    @zeltzinmozo9329 Před 4 lety +5746

    I’m sorry are just going to ignore the fact that shane’s a musical genius

  • @mycenaeus9128
    @mycenaeus9128 Před 4 lety +2782

    As to Jeanne’s "happy ending": She actually escaped to London, where she died in 1791 at 35 after falling out a window while fleeing some debt collectors.

  • @chocolateChipmuff1n
    @chocolateChipmuff1n Před rokem +44

    The buzzfeed unsolved music at 10:48 made me so happy for some reason! Makes me so excited that the ghost files have finally premiered

    • @marajohnson6018
      @marajohnson6018 Před rokem +4

      i realized now why they put that in because ryan straight up says was she a ghost?!

    • @casxsunshine
      @casxsunshine Před rokem

      YES i was so happy to hear it!!

  • @jemimaryan845
    @jemimaryan845 Před 3 lety +126

    Remember when Ryan still thought he could win?

  • @dedge4781
    @dedge4781 Před 4 lety +19200

    I wonder if shane's back hurts from carrying the entire music industry

  • @derongi13
    @derongi13 Před 4 lety +1388

    Professor: It started out as a grift, how did it end up like this?
    Kate: It was only a grift
    Me and Kate: *IT WAS ONLY A GRIFT*
    Ryan: disappointedly shakes head

    • @100dead
      @100dead Před 4 lety +13

      i'm so glad this little joke was caught lmao

    • @rachelsisk9677
      @rachelsisk9677 Před 4 lety +4

      I love Shane trying not to laugh when he tried to move the story forward

    • @thomaslai1381
      @thomaslai1381 Před 4 lety +2

      I don’t understand, what’s the joke here regarding “grift?”

    • @jackieimhoff8428
      @jackieimhoff8428 Před 2 lety +4

      Thomas Lai it's a play on a song from The Killers called "Mr. Brightside". It goes, in part, "it started out as a kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss"

  • @SarcasticSloth69
    @SarcasticSloth69 Před 2 lety +145

    I totally feel Ryan, I also thought The Professor said "seeding chart" too. The royalty back then were so arrogant and pompous and the men got any women they wanted. It wouldn't be too farfetched that a nobleman like Louis had a chart or calendar of which of his mistresses he'd screw on that day. The Professor did say that he had lots of women who lusted after him.

  • @PrimRooks
    @PrimRooks Před rokem +30

    Two years after this video came out I'm reading The Rose of Versailles, and I gotta say it took me longer than it should've to realize that Jeanne (or at least the manga's fictionalized version) shows up in literally the first few chapters to instigate all of this.

  • @bettyreads222
    @bettyreads222 Před 4 lety +671

    "It was only a grift" "I went to Puppet U!" How great. The way this story is so told is so fun and informative! "Don't compliment yourself" hahaha loved that rap, Shane is so creative!

    • @travstein1185
      @travstein1185 Před 4 lety +4

      "how did it end up like this, it was only a grift" that what the Killer line right there :D

  • @erinathewolf3686
    @erinathewolf3686 Před 4 lety +2250

    But no joke can we talk about Shane’s singing voice?? Like he really has potential with his voice and I’m happy he’s using it for something so creative and funny like this. I knew he had a really good singing voice from the hot daga and I’m genuinely so impressed by his creativity with the songs and skits with the puppets

    • @brineshrimp1128
      @brineshrimp1128 Před 4 lety +64

      totally!!! his songs in the hot daga were so good. i felt like no one appreciated them :( it’s so nice to see him obviously using more creativity in these videos

    • @erinathewolf3686
      @erinathewolf3686 Před 4 lety +1

      brine shrimp ikr!

    • @rachelwhite9656
      @rachelwhite9656 Před 4 lety +19

      You just opened up a whole freakin’ universe! Bruv I didn’t even know that song existed! Thank you for this comment. You may have just founded the future play list to my wedding/funeral/resurrection from the dead because Jesus will lift me up with Shane’s jams.

    • @erinathewolf3686
      @erinathewolf3686 Před 4 lety +6

      Rachel White I’ve never related to a comment so much 😂

    • @beelzemobabbity
      @beelzemobabbity Před 4 lety +10

      Even him singing his opera thing in the dark of a haunted house lol

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl Před 2 lety +66

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 2 points and Kate had 2. It was a fair tie.

  • @doctorwho5012
    @doctorwho5012 Před rokem +11

    the "uh oh" and then HORSE GIRL ALERT was hilarious

  • @dragonheart8706
    @dragonheart8706 Před 4 lety +694

    4:00 The professor's face can't even change and yet he looks so done. 😆😂

    • @PlantaWho
      @PlantaWho Před 4 lety +23

      the more i get these, the more i feel bad for Buzzfeed since they dropped Ruining History not realizing what a gem it is to make a chaotic show about history, comedy, illustration and musicials.

  • @BMiren-bc6ye
    @BMiren-bc6ye Před 4 lety +730

    Kate is totally my favorite here, her losing her shit is like all of us.
    Also now we know that Shane knows about Ryan's jelly bean love and is bribing him to be on his show.

    • @PennyPennyPennyPennyPenny
      @PennyPennyPennyPennyPenny Před 4 lety +13

      Kate is my favorite guest in Ruining History as well. She's funny and her laugh is super infectious.

  • @cubbance
    @cubbance Před 2 lety +60

    So, I'm SUPER late to the whole Watcher thing, and this may be the best episode of anything ever in CZcams history. So so good. Also, Kate Peterman is a treasure. Also also, that song was legit fire.

  • @Ma666ie
    @Ma666ie Před 3 lety +9

    26:37 I really love this two door cinema club song

  • @lynnitsme1517
    @lynnitsme1517 Před 4 lety +826

    Are we not going to talk about
    " horses are hard to animate"
    " like I tried my best and this straight up sucks"
    AS AN ARTIST I FELT THIS

  • @tarrierevenant7938
    @tarrierevenant7938 Před 4 lety +757

    “Wait, wait!”
    “*squished by the curtain* what?! What do you want?”

  • @danieltodd6703
    @danieltodd6703 Před rokem +32

    Kate's reaction makes this so good.

  • @RegstarRogstar
    @RegstarRogstar Před 3 lety +88

    Make kate guest more often, please. Shes so endearing lmao

  • @miel8729
    @miel8729 Před 4 lety +1686

    my only issue with watcher's schedule is that i have to wait so long between puppet history episodes. i love the other series, but there's a puppet history sized hole in my heart.

  • @sofia-nf2ff
    @sofia-nf2ff Před 4 lety +791

    I remember Kate from one episode of Ruining History and I LOVED her, I'm so happy to see her as one of the guests.

    • @skye6693
      @skye6693 Před 4 lety +18

      She had this short roommate series on buzzfeed violet that was very funny.

    • @priyanjalisachdeva9181
      @priyanjalisachdeva9181 Před 4 lety +8

      Opposite sex roomate was amazing

    • @turritowrap6679
      @turritowrap6679 Před 4 lety +4

      YES I missed the opposite roommates series so muchh

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen Před 4 lety +16

      She clearly had a blast, and I don't think Steven was too keen on the whole puppet thing, so I'll bet we see more of Kate in the future.

    • @lissawho4974
      @lissawho4974 Před 4 lety +3

      Promila Sachdeva That was one of my fave buzzfeed series! It was so funny!
      I can’t believe that’s her! Or that I didn’t notice xD

  • @stefannikolic3898
    @stefannikolic3898 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Kate is the best guest in this show. She is an amazing person, has an incredible personality, and always cheers up everyone in the room, Ryan is the most relaxed when she is around instead of being grumpy and sad to be there.

  • @stakrs16
    @stakrs16 Před rokem +17

    As a history buff, this is probably the greatest episode to ever exist of anything ever and I want it preserved in the Library of Congress immediately

  • @aidamcewen6884
    @aidamcewen6884 Před 4 lety +808

    Ryan: "Was she a ghost?"
    Ryan to you EVERYTHING is a ghost 😂😂

  • @katiap.6614
    @katiap.6614 Před 4 lety +829

    The professor is the only thing keeping me going

  • @joelroman5593
    @joelroman5593 Před 3 lety +23

    I love how the first Nigerian royalty catfish scheme was a French royalty catfish scheme

  • @hinnakoto
    @hinnakoto Před 3 lety +32

    I AM CRY LAUGHING AT RYAN’S SEEDING CHART IDEA LOLLLL

  • @myav.8988
    @myav.8988 Před 4 lety +570

    "that stack of diamonds has bars" OH YES IT DOES, I DID NOT EXPECT SUCH A BOP! Please release the necklace's song on Spotify cause oml

    • @psychoillogical4368
      @psychoillogical4368 Před 4 lety +20

      As long as there's songs in this series, they should be on spotify,,, we NEED the songs on spotify

    • @myav.8988
      @myav.8988 Před 4 lety +2

      psycho illogical I AGREE

    • @bee-de8ni
      @bee-de8ni Před 4 lety +2

      TRUEE

    • @aarchyss
      @aarchyss Před 4 lety +2

      That rap though 🎶 and rhyming was spot on 👌

    • @lauzrodriguez8453
      @lauzrodriguez8453 Před 4 lety +1

      BOTH SONGS! They’re so good and funny!

  • @uta3271
    @uta3271 Před 4 lety +1911

    Ryan: i love jelly beans
    Shane: i know
    Ryan: hehe
    I'm sorry these two just-
    I'm crying i'm so happy over their friendship

  • @agathaharkness399
    @agathaharkness399 Před 2 lety +9

    27:02 my favorite part lol "if you think you know the queen make sure you really know the queen

  • @sydneysweeney5654
    @sydneysweeney5654 Před 3 lety +18

    Ryan's smile at 26:49 is so adorable! He is my little jellybean, I know he likes the songs

  • @hililly3219
    @hililly3219 Před 4 lety +3563

    I come back every now and again just to listen to the masterpiece that is the pile of diamonds song. I want it on Spotify.

    • @thealbanianlorg6542
      @thealbanianlorg6542 Před 4 lety +28

      Lilly T : same here - why is it so amazing and catchy?! just love it! 😁❤️💕

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 3 lety +97

      I come back to rewatch this whole video like every week or so
      Kate appreciates and cherishes The Professor as much as I do

    • @jillstephenson
      @jillstephenson Před 3 lety +14

      Same, that's exactly why I'm here right now

    • @fidgetelftree9432
      @fidgetelftree9432 Před 3 lety +40

      I want pretty much all of Shane’s songs in Spotify. Puppet History? Sure! Hotdaga? Heck ya!

    • @piwipompom
      @piwipompom Před 3 lety +30

      *WHEN THEY'RE ANTHROPOMORPHIC*

  • @CanIGoHome
    @CanIGoHome Před 4 lety +1600

    The Professor saying 'huh' and 'what' was adorable at 5:03

  • @micanugg196
    @micanugg196 Před rokem +16

    The soft little "I know", after Ryan said he loved jellybeans, was so fricken cute