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  • @CHESShireCat
    @CHESShireCat Před 3 lety +3427

    Ryan: *hears that people started a riot over the ending of a play* So dumb
    Also Ryan: *threatens a puppet*

  • @marianwojcik6088
    @marianwojcik6088 Před 3 lety +4865

    The professer’s really not even trying to be subtle anymore with the whole time travel thing, huh?

    • @matthewjensen8681
      @matthewjensen8681 Před 3 lety +134

      I am so here for the professor's back story. Given the ability to travel through time by a Gene. But what else has this Gene taken away from him?

    • @tattoosNtea21
      @tattoosNtea21 Před 3 lety +77

      @@matthewjensen8681 I think you meant genie but now I'm hoping the genie's name is Gene. There's GENE AT IT AGAIN 🤣

    • @bentoenjes6553
      @bentoenjes6553 Před 3 lety +47

      Sarah VanderDussen OF COURSE THE GENIE IS NAMED GENE.

    • @bookwyrm969
      @bookwyrm969 Před 3 lety +50

      Obviously the professor was once human and asked Gene the genie to give him the ability to time travel, but alas the catch was he would be turned into a puppet

    • @gabiluch87
      @gabiluch87 Před 3 lety +4

      It's the genie's fault probably

  • @MiniaMonteagudo
    @MiniaMonteagudo Před 3 lety +3260

    Fun fact: in Spain we hate Napoleon so bad it's considered a dog name. Like an actual name for dogs. Even today, people name their dogs "Napoleon". Also, his brother José Bonaparte was called Pepe Botella ("Joey Bottle") bc he was known for being a drunk.

    • @morganbodhi9492
      @morganbodhi9492 Před 3 lety +219

      that seems mean to dogs :(

    • @MiniaMonteagudo
      @MiniaMonteagudo Před 3 lety +198

      @@morganbodhi9492 i think it was an old-timey thing from when people didn't think of their pets the way we do today and then it just became a custom... i promise we love our dogs 😂

    • @MiniaMonteagudo
      @MiniaMonteagudo Před 3 lety +57

      @@dany4645 you are totally right but i also think it's kind of funny to give a cute puppy such a long regal name... i think it's (thankfully) becoming less common tho

    • @MiniaMonteagudo
      @MiniaMonteagudo Před 3 lety +51

      @PBJMan because back in the day dogs weren't often thought of as pets and friends to be taken care of like today, they were used to guard the house or the sheep or whatever, many slept on the floor, etc. i'm not saying people hated their dogs but even if they liked them they usually thought of them as lesser creatures. so to give someone's name to a dog is a way of mocking them and putting them down, like saying "you're just a dog, you're not a person to me". and you could order your dog around so it would be like "Napoleon, come here, sit" and such, which is a way of again interpreting Napoleon as "below" you.

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 Před 3 lety +23

      @@MiniaMonteagudo Some of my French friends also detest Napoleon. They told me that he is not really admired in France anymore.
      I studied Spanish history and I was happy to see you mention "Pepe Botella"! But I always thought his nickname was "Pepe Botellas", meaning that he drank A LOT.

  • @dominicburke8908
    @dominicburke8908 Před 3 lety +4674

    Shane’s consistent hatred of the rich is so heartwarming

    • @johnpaulmcdonnell1188
      @johnpaulmcdonnell1188 Před 2 lety +15

      You realise the guy is pretty well off himself?

    • @hgdellinger
      @hgdellinger Před 2 lety +330

      @@johnpaulmcdonnell1188 There's a difference between middle class and the political/socioeconomic elite. Shane probably has, like, an apartment in LA.

    • @a.m.5541
      @a.m.5541 Před 2 lety +250

      @@johnpaulmcdonnell1188 hes upper middle class at most. Yall need to learn the difference between that and actual elite class

    • @TheSaneHatter
      @TheSaneHatter Před 2 lety +152

      "Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get on Shane's good side."

    • @liilybuug
      @liilybuug Před 2 lety +127

      @@johnpaulmcdonnell1188 Pretty well off ≠ elite class

  • @juancena6432
    @juancena6432 Před 3 lety +4050

    So the professor wished to be able to time travel, but a genie tricked him and forced him to become a puppet. Loving the backstory.

    • @duckielooloui
      @duckielooloui Před 3 lety +145

      The genie might have also been the devil

    • @juancena6432
      @juancena6432 Před 3 lety +9

      Duckie LooLoui possibly

    • @reyna951
      @reyna951 Před 3 lety +53

      We stan puppet history lore lol

    • @ncmprt
      @ncmprt Před 3 lety +101

      He may have also asked for immortality, judging by the fact he said that the years get a little fuzzy. That's probably the wish he got turned into a puppet on

    • @elizabethstreit5203
      @elizabethstreit5203 Před 3 lety +8

      lore is the best part

  • @theodoremiller7453
    @theodoremiller7453 Před 3 lety +2541

    the professor found a genie and wished to time travel and is now a cursed, tired immortal. these are all his own tales.

    • @Mare416
      @Mare416 Před 3 lety +97

      I’ve been rewatching the earlier episodes, and the first mention of the genie was in the Violet Jessop episode... when Shane spilled the jelly beans. I feel like that can’t be a coincidence.

    • @misfortunesmiley7392
      @misfortunesmiley7392 Před 3 lety +24

      @Sahana Collins probably immortality since immortality can be more of a curse than a blessing.

    • @aubreyburr1371
      @aubreyburr1371 Před 3 lety +3

      I love this

    • @starryeyedgirls_
      @starryeyedgirls_ Před 3 lety +3

      *_DUN DUN_*

    • @salazarmercury4972
      @salazarmercury4972 Před 3 lety +23

      Maybe he can't die from natural causes, only by getting killed. That's why he angers ryan do hard to kill him.

  • @hellray66
    @hellray66 Před 3 lety +1900

    I love that Curly was Vibing during the song and Ryan was astral projecting himself into the dimension where he gets to toss the Professor into the ocean

  • @gabrielamoreno9678
    @gabrielamoreno9678 Před 3 lety +599

    Another badass thing about policarpa, usually when someone is executed by firing squad they have their backs at the executioners. Policarpa turners around and stared at the executioners.

  • @hetaliajapan01
    @hetaliajapan01 Před 3 lety +2916

    Plot twist: the reason why Ryan never wins is either: A. the professor wants to save Ryan, and so is willing to sacrifice all the other guests on the show but him, or B. Ryan is in on the plan, and is helping the professor turn the other guests into puppets by pretending to compete in the show

  • @karmad3840
    @karmad3840 Před 3 lety +3173

    It´s so refreshing to see "foreign" media talk about my country but it´s not about drugs. Maybe you guys consider talking about Benkos Bioho and how he managed to fund the first free town for slaves in America

    • @sophia-wm3sf
      @sophia-wm3sf Před 3 lety +10

      yes agreed !! 🇨🇴🇨🇴

    • @kristinebryant9038
      @kristinebryant9038 Před 3 lety +14

      He sounds like a good man. What timeframe was he in?

    • @supernoodle704
      @supernoodle704 Před 3 lety +5

      Sorry, I’m just commenting in case someone decides to add more information, he sounds interesting.

    • @karmad3840
      @karmad3840 Před 3 lety +29

      He became the rebellion leader of runaway slaves in Nueva Granada(Colombia) at the beginning of s.XVI. The first time he tried to escape he was recaptured. The second time with the help of 30 others he was finally successful and founded San Basilio de Palenque. There he established an intelligence network, a prepared and armed army, and groups of recruitment with the purpose of finding and freeing other slaves. Of course, the Spaniards tried many times to recapture the runaways but they were defeated every time. In 1613 they came to sorta a peace treaty where they recognized Palenque´s autonomy and everyone that lived there a freeman as long as Benkos stopped referring to himself as king and welcoming more runaways. Finally in 1621 good old Spain violated the agreement and hanged Benkos. This is like a summary of the summary.

    • @KAMS1198
      @KAMS1198 Před 3 lety +1

      Literal ❤️🇨🇴

  • @spadaces
    @spadaces Před 3 lety +3435

    The professor: men are trouble, baby, stay away from them!
    Me, a lesbian: No problem, sir

  • @liahbobita
    @liahbobita Před 3 lety +1116

    man, policarpa's last words gave me goosebumps. it always strikes me how scathing and effective strong women's words are, like to this day i'm still thinking of the 'get shot like a dog' line of the pirate lady episode from ruining history.

    • @phoebedarker
      @phoebedarker Před rokem +15

      Ι want her words as a poster which i can get to read daily

    • @sarahkelly7991
      @sarahkelly7991 Před rokem +21

      If you had fought like a man, you wouldn’t be hung like a dog…or something like that. All of the girls excitement at that line is so great lol

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@sarahkelly7991 Joyce, Selorm and Sara reacted so strongly lmaoooo they loved that quote

  • @marianwojcik6088
    @marianwojcik6088 Před 3 lety +3606

    Will Ryan win? We all know the answer.

  • @forgetmeepnot7617
    @forgetmeepnot7617 Před 3 lety +1704

    13 YEARS OLDS ARE THE MEANEST PEOPLE
    THEY TERIFY ME TO THIS DAY
    -John Mulaney

    • @_xrand0mp0stsx_
      @_xrand0mp0stsx_ Před 3 lety +36

      "Haha he has feminine hips"

    • @lucy0462
      @lucy0462 Před 3 lety +1

      I’m thirteen 😳🤧

    • @forgetmeepnot7617
      @forgetmeepnot7617 Před 3 lety +7

      @Lucy Bugg
      Hi thirteen, I’m Joe

    • @lw401
      @lw401 Před 3 lety +17

      Elizabeth Vasquez Nooo that’s the thing he’s sensitive about!!

    • @forgetmeepnot7617
      @forgetmeepnot7617 Před 3 lety +16

      PeakCorg
      LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

  • @MAJ-Lange
    @MAJ-Lange Před 3 lety +968

    WAIT- I'VE PIECED IT TOGETHER, IT HIT ME WHEN THE PROFESSOR SAID "I don't want to see my wonderful little puppets get hurt.", THE PROFESSOR MADE THE HISTORICAL FIGURES INTO PUPPETS, JUST LIKE THE GUESTS, EXPLAINING HIS SUBTLE IMPLICATIONS OF KNOWING THE FIGURES PERSONALLY!! IT ALL MAKES SENSE

  • @yanahime
    @yanahime Před 3 lety +407

    She’s sew in-spy-ering

  • @bobjoe3305
    @bobjoe3305 Před 3 lety +14627

    I wanna see Ryan win, eat a magical jellybean, get turned into a puppet, and fist fight the professor in the puppet theatre

    • @tmalaklaryka
      @tmalaklaryka Před 3 lety +487

      The professor:"Come at me, bro!!!"

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 Před 3 lety +439

      Final season fight

    • @vkjungenberg4110
      @vkjungenberg4110 Před 3 lety +102

      Oh my god that would be hilarious XD

    • @potat04
      @potat04 Před 3 lety +214

      The question is, would Ryan stay ripped as a puppet? If he did does the Professor have some sort of magical ability to STILL win. Personally I think the Professor would use his time travel abilities to predict the hits and avoid Ryan's hits altogether.

    • @leademi1387
      @leademi1387 Před 3 lety +48

      That needs to be the series finale!

  • @OneSmallJellyfish
    @OneSmallJellyfish Před 3 lety +7401

    Can...can we just appreciate for a second the fact that Shane's legit building a whole time-travel-genie-lore within this series like??

    • @eloise619
      @eloise619 Před 3 lety +304

      someday, someone will pick C and we will learn his backstory..

    • @spacemanjones7079
      @spacemanjones7079 Před 3 lety +163

      This is the same energy as the hot daga tbh

    • @juliavalencaschoen2234
      @juliavalencaschoen2234 Před 3 lety +112

      For someone that has created the hotdagga, this is nothing

    • @kbrock9146
      @kbrock9146 Před 3 lety +75

      I was just coming here to say this. And I wouldn't be surprised if it intertwined with the Hot Daga at some point.

    • @rudeminnesotan
      @rudeminnesotan Před 3 lety +29

      It’s the hot dogga all over again lol

  • @wren4409
    @wren4409 Před 3 lety +682

    I know this is silly but Ryan describing his 21-year-old self as a human disaster made me feel better bc I am currently the 21-year-old human disaster

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 Před rokem +18

      in the brilliant words of shane madej himself, "anyone who's content with their life at 23 is a cop"

  • @misterroboto9999
    @misterroboto9999 Před 2 lety +317

    Oh, you KNOW Shane was waiting for someone to make a short Napoleon quip. You KNOW he was snickering to himself when he thought up the giant Napoleon gag.

  • @bobbixvv
    @bobbixvv Před 3 lety +3222

    "turns out unbelievable cruelty towards a group of people standing up for what they believe in is seldom what wins the support of people, especially in the long lens of history" yet another commentary from the professor that has nothing to do with the current state of the world

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 Před 3 lety +38

      Well it is a universal and timeless idea, it can be relevant in any era

    • @gracekosar9594
      @gracekosar9594 Před 3 lety +53

      i’m glad someone else noticed this, tho it could probably apply to any era in history, it hits way harder for the events of 2020 and i love how he said it

    • @bobbixvv
      @bobbixvv Před 3 lety +9

      i agree with all of you, it is a universal and timeless concept, it stuck out especially given the current events

    • @brknglasses2734
      @brknglasses2734 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah, the spool's song has nothing to do with any of that either. Just a funny song.

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 Před 3 lety +1

      Depressing and true

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt Před 3 lety +2013

    _"History: it's sloppy."_
    - The Professor

  • @BaguioCityMe
    @BaguioCityMe Před 3 lety +794

    I love how I slowly forget there's a person behind the professor the longer I watch this series... XD

    • @ViVi-ev3rx
      @ViVi-ev3rx Před 3 lety +61

      the character building is so good I really think while watching that the professor is a completely different entity from shane

  • @thismagichour
    @thismagichour Před 3 lety +144

    I actually think it's really sweet that the audience refused to let Policarpa die on stage

    • @ginixxx
      @ginixxx Před 11 měsíci +10

      Yeah, i guessed that answer because people back then were a lot more impassioned about things like that than we are today. I think the skit leading up to the explanation was not doing justice to what happened tbh, I'm pretty sure they were fully aware that it was a play, but were a lot more involved

  • @orion2668
    @orion2668 Před 3 lety +12032

    Shane early in Unsolved: "Look. I dont want to get political."
    Shane as time goes on: "Eat the rich, you cant trust the government, all cops are bastards, donate to planned parenthood."

    • @deadlykota
      @deadlykota Před 3 lety +841

      character growth

    • @aliapistachio8125
      @aliapistachio8125 Před 3 lety +490

      Love that for him tho

    • @OsmSkylandersCheats
      @OsmSkylandersCheats Před 3 lety +80

      So is Shane an anarchist?

    • @orion2668
      @orion2668 Před 3 lety +263

      @@OsmSkylandersCheats a leftist of some form, the specifics about the differences between are pretty arbitrary honestly

    • @kylonglaegs
      @kylonglaegs Před 3 lety +302

      This was literally me from middle to high school
      We stan the charcter growth

  • @darkchocolate5494
    @darkchocolate5494 Před 3 lety +3703

    alright, prediction for the finale of this season: Ryan murders the professor

    • @mark-kz1me
      @mark-kz1me Před 3 lety +12

      i want

    • @darkchocolate5494
      @darkchocolate5494 Před 3 lety +19

      @@mark-kz1me honestly at this point it may well be at the end of this one

    • @kaitlnwhite6809
      @kaitlnwhite6809 Před 3 lety +18

      I just want to see Ryan strangle or burn the Professor. 😂😂😂

    • @darkchocolate5494
      @darkchocolate5494 Před 3 lety +54

      @@kaitlnwhite6809 I can just see the professor in a fire screaming "if I burn you burn with me" and Ryan just laughing manically

    • @tmalaklaryka
      @tmalaklaryka Před 3 lety +5

      @@darkchocolate5494 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the best comment

  • @domino398
    @domino398 Před 3 lety +824

    as a colombian, i’m so happy you guys did this ! sadly, most of the times in which foreign media cover our country they talk about the drug thing, but it’s refreshing to see this ! you guys were so well informed and the point was so clear. congrats !

  • @JSzoo16
    @JSzoo16 Před 3 lety +512

    "Maybe a King on another continent shouldn't rule us", that hits me as an Aussie.

    • @stephaniewozny3852
      @stephaniewozny3852 Před 3 lety +68

      That seems to be a common theme with revolutions.
      "Why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?"

    • @emilytallent9677
      @emilytallent9677 Před 3 lety +8

      Stephanie Wozny I knew I’d find a Hamilton quote somewhere!!

    • @Ali-mv3jc
      @Ali-mv3jc Před 2 lety +5

      Me as a Brit : awkwardly leaves the room

    • @nayanahedemark5432
      @nayanahedemark5432 Před 2 lety +2

      lmao yeah i was like 👀👀 (sips tea in gets to skip school on the queens birthday)

    • @vikarehaixer9574
      @vikarehaixer9574 Před rokem

      as a canadian absolutely, esp now since the old parasite in chief in her idiot hat is now a parasite in chief in HIS idiot hat now eheh...

  • @tallulahleon3715
    @tallulahleon3715 Před 3 lety +3183

    No one: ...
    Shane, via a spool of thread: EAT THE RICH EAT THE RICH EAT THE RICH

    • @RewindingFilm04
      @RewindingFilm04 Před 3 lety +11

      Nobody comments aren't funny anymore, they're overused and unoriginal as hell. Come up with something better dude

    • @bodhimeme9982
      @bodhimeme9982 Před 3 lety +73

      @@RewindingFilm04 come on man just leave it funny to other people and it doesn't need to be all original you twat

    • @tallulahleon3715
      @tallulahleon3715 Před 3 lety +29

      Chris N. Sorry your tic tac of a brain has a different sense of humor??

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 Před 3 lety +43

      Shane đat one time on Unsolved: All rich people are murderers.

    • @yellododo
      @yellododo Před 3 lety +9

      Wait shane makes an appearance in this episode? I’ve been wondering where he is!

  • @marymadigan3385
    @marymadigan3385 Před 3 lety +816

    The prof's wishes:
    -Ability to time travel (Granted)
    -Gain strong intelligence (Granted)
    -Immortality (Made into a puppet)

    • @sydnamon5986
      @sydnamon5986 Před 3 lety +9

      WHOA

    • @Sato.Aichi_coser
      @Sato.Aichi_coser Před 3 lety +12

      @TK Wallace
      I think over time, The Professor's skin changes into a torquoise-like hue and added the furry thing around the first episode of Puppet History.

    • @yesterdaysallknowing2141
      @yesterdaysallknowing2141 Před 3 lety +3

      We are slowly gaining more and more lore into the Professor and his relationship with the genie... Should we be worried?

    • @isleofdream_6220
      @isleofdream_6220 Před 3 lety +1

      Imma bout to write a convoluted backstory to this

  • @artemisfowldragon
    @artemisfowldragon Před 2 lety +230

    shane really said "eat the rich" and made an absolute banger of a song at the same time.

  • @lolenita10
    @lolenita10 Před 3 lety +453

    my sister was watching this in her room and i raced in and said "I heard the puppet! I'm here to watch". She looked at me and went "you mean Shane" and I looked at her and said "there is no more Shane. Just the Professor"

  • @zareklordofthefries7858
    @zareklordofthefries7858 Před 3 lety +4254

    "Turns out, unbelievable cruelty towards people standing up for what they believe in is seldom what wins the support of people."
    Damn. Mood.

    • @sunniejmh
      @sunniejmh Před 3 lety +2

      ‼️

    • @davrowpot5585
      @davrowpot5585 Před 3 lety +29

      Kind of like what happened when the colonial Spaniards executed the three Filipino martyr priests (Cavite Mutiny) and Dr. Jose P. Rizal.

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes Před 3 lety +32

      Unless you’re a Trump supporter. Lol
      Then they love that stuff

    • @AlwaysSomeone
      @AlwaysSomeone Před 2 lety +2

      @@AmethystEyes It only took 3 replies for someone to start throwing in their political views on current events
      Next time let's shoot for 1

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 Před 2 lety +14

      @@AlwaysSomeone as if it's smth bad? politics are important, and history can't be devoit of politics

  • @communist_oranges
    @communist_oranges Před 3 lety +862

    Everyone else in the comments talking about the professors dark and twisted backstory,
    I'm here crying over how sweet Curly and the professor's friendship is and about how painful it must have been to turn him into a puppet with the jellybeans, the same way he talked about how painful being a spy would be, because you would have to turn your back on your friends and that may be hinting at the professor's inner turmoil at having to befriend and gain the trust of the guests on the show, only to turn them into puppets, cursing them to share his eternal agony.
    *I'll go home now*

    • @brianellyflores9084
      @brianellyflores9084 Před 3 lety +86

      Maybe that's why Ryan never wins; The professor doesn't want him to because he doesn't want his best friend to have to live in puppet agony like him.

    • @jseeves
      @jseeves Před 3 lety +10

      @@brianellyflores9084 why am i crying at this omg i just thought ab it

    • @sleepycassie0125
      @sleepycassie0125 Před 3 lety +8

      Brianelly Flores I'm wondering if possibly the bad jelly beans reverse the effects of the normal jelly beans. We've seen Ryan eat jelly beans in previous episodes.

    • @brianellyflores9084
      @brianellyflores9084 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sleepycassie0125 yes all the puzzle pieces are coming together

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen Před 3 lety +3

      **mind blown**

  • @bordeauxisburning
    @bordeauxisburning Před 3 lety +210

    When I get tired of watching Sesame Street with my almost-2 year old, I trick him with Puppet History. We were just watching this episode on the TV and I caught him dancing and babbling along to the spool's song. Thanks for Puppet History, guys. Keeps me sane and the kid entertained!

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl Před 2 lety +174

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 2 points and Curly had 4. The guest won fairly and I heavily relate to him about going to the supermarket, it is terrifying, there are Karens lurking around every corner

    • @LivingMyLife22
      @LivingMyLife22 Před rokem +3

      🫘

    • @English3Muffin
      @English3Muffin Před rokem +21

      I’ve been rewatching for funsies and look for your comment in every video. I appreciate your dedication. 😊

    • @LivingMyLife22
      @LivingMyLife22 Před rokem +8

      @@English3Muffin I’ve been doing the same, its fun to find it. I leave a little 🫘 its the closet i could find instead of jelly beans lol

    • @zap4th368
      @zap4th368 Před 4 měsíci

      @@LivingMyLife22I have noticed! Love da beans XD.

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt Před 3 lety +918

    _"Please describe yourself at age 21 in two words."_
    Ryan: *Human Disaster*

  • @sarasofiacolorado3677
    @sarasofiacolorado3677 Před 3 lety +3060

    I'm crying????? I'm Colombian and seeing our country and our history reflected in such a fun and positive way really means a lot. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHOWING THIS PART OF OUR HISTORY TO YOUR AUDIENCE AND SHOWING HOW COLOMBIAN PEOPLE WERE AND WILL ALWAYS BE REVOLUTIONARY AND POWERFUL. anyways brb cryingggg because I'm too happy

    • @jessicasolberg4922
      @jessicasolberg4922 Před 3 lety +30

      This comment is so beautiful!

    • @danielag2297
      @danielag2297 Před 3 lety +14

      Same!!! Loved so much this episode of puppet history

    • @katyjones12345
      @katyjones12345 Před 3 lety +15

      I felt the same! I saw her name and my eyes just lit up! Colombia, esto es lo que deberías ser.

    • @kipechawolfeortiz8791
      @kipechawolfeortiz8791 Před 3 lety +6

      I'm from u.s. and ive never thought that about you guys! Awww (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡ such a sweet and kind comment...

    • @fraydizs7302
      @fraydizs7302 Před 3 lety

      🙄

  • @Kaastengels
    @Kaastengels Před 3 lety +253

    it's appropriate that this episode's guest is curly, because he's the resident fashion king and the topic is about the sewing spy

  • @samryder8496
    @samryder8496 Před 3 lety +146

    Y’know what? This series got me thinkin’, a book series with a time travelling history professor who constantly gets asked by their students how they know so much about history in such great detail and always has to lie
    I would read that book series

    • @lailamoro9356
      @lailamoro9356 Před rokem +2

      That feels like the magic schoolbus in a way

  • @isadore7221
    @isadore7221 Před 3 lety +1810

    Curly's hat is so big because it's full of secrets.

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain Před 3 lety +79

      That’s Ryan Bergara. He is literally one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. He once asked if hair grew from the skull.

    • @concernedtoad2687
      @concernedtoad2687 Před 3 lety +63

      @@greatvalue_ethelcain and evil takes a human form in shane madej

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain Před 3 lety +4

      @@concernedtoad2687
      I was debating writing my original comment or this 😂

    • @concernedtoad2687
      @concernedtoad2687 Před 3 lety +6

      @@greatvalue_ethelcain id totally join the movement of 6m to adopt klaus hargreeves
      is ben in the deal too

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain Před 3 lety +4

      @@concernedtoad2687
      Ig, since they’re a package deal

  • @Rangercsz99
    @Rangercsz99 Před 3 lety +887

    someone added the "Phantom of Bogota" to policarpa's wikipedia page, im crying. wikipedia probably hates shane madej

  • @crimson2209
    @crimson2209 Před 3 lety +86

    “are we gonna see a puppet pull out a gat? puppet with a heater? pull out the burner? puppet packing some heat?” i’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jacquelyns5613
    @jacquelyns5613 Před 3 lety +739

    As a female brought up on the US “education” system, I really wish we’d learned more about other countries and things like this. Especially since it’s about a woman. Young girls in high school should be exposed to this story.

    • @lollabunyxxx
      @lollabunyxxx Před 3 lety +55

      South america is full of amazing women, and sadly we don't hear a lot about them even here!

    • @victai7014
      @victai7014 Před 2 lety +9

      but that wouldn't happen bc rebellion bad! trust your government! /s

    • @vqnillqtea
      @vqnillqtea Před rokem +5

      Fr, they should teach about this more often. Genuinely, when I read about woman in my culture i was shocked at how different they were from male led history.

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 Před rokem

      Why tf do you need to learn about other countries in US History 🗿

    • @teavil
      @teavil Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@gaylordrobinson1199 I had two years of Global history classes and didnt get to learn about this. My U.S. History class only got through the 1940s, and then there weren't any history or cultural classes available my senior year (there were a lot of electives available for science and the arts though)
      I get that you can't cover all of the world's history in two years but history in general was still so overlooked in my school

  • @williamgrimes318
    @williamgrimes318 Před 3 lety +2231

    Can’t wait for the “History: It’s Sloppy” merch

  • @youraveragefan6953
    @youraveragefan6953 Před 3 lety +2853

    Plot Twist: Ricky Goldsworth is the genie that The Professor always talks about and that’s why he doesn’t let Ryan win.

    • @dainn0668
      @dainn0668 Před 3 lety +9

      What does that mean exactly

    • @aidacollet8599
      @aidacollet8599 Před 3 lety +59

      European productions TV Ricky goldsworth is Ryan’s alter ego

    • @dainn0668
      @dainn0668 Před 3 lety +8

      @@aidacollet8599 who the hell is Ricky goldsworth

    • @aidacollet8599
      @aidacollet8599 Před 3 lety +48

      European productions TV BuzzfeedUnsolved.. watch the true crime episodes and you’ll understand

    • @noonslullabies
      @noonslullabies Před 3 lety +107

      It eventually turns into a plot point when Ryan is turned into a puppet that releases Ricky Goldsworth sealed within him.
      "This is why I never allowed you to win, Ryan. It wasn't done out of hatred, but just to protect you... I never wanted lose my only friend to being possessed by my nemesis."
      Ryan: "Wait, are you actually possessing Shane right now?"
      "WRONG. NEMESIS GETS A JELLYBEAN."

  • @rainlathrop5243
    @rainlathrop5243 Před 3 lety +106

    I love that Curly kept track of his own points. I would do that as well

  • @claire8011
    @claire8011 Před 2 lety +114

    It’s one thing to write jokes in a script but the fact that Shane riffs off of the guests makes this show a masterpiece. I never knew he had so many talents!!

  • @hannahhannah7002
    @hannahhannah7002 Před 3 lety +1035

    Absolutely no one:
    Me: Hatshepsut???

    • @alex.r.891
      @alex.r.891 Před 3 lety +98

      🎶”She was competent as hell”🎶

    • @gracevernine1286
      @gracevernine1286 Před 3 lety +50

      Yo we learned about her in class and I was so excited cause _I actually knew what was going on for once_

    • @Leyhunter
      @Leyhunter Před 3 lety +3

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one that still hears it at random moments

    • @TheyLoveThemLLC
      @TheyLoveThemLLC Před 3 lety +2

      @Anna Vee He seems to time travel just like The Professor!

    • @abybergdahl
      @abybergdahl Před 3 lety

      Dude same

  • @aj27turquoiseskies
    @aj27turquoiseskies Před 3 lety +589

    Can we talk about how the conclusion if the song at the end was essentially “Eat the Rich”?
    I love that.

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen Před 3 lety +4

      I'm fine with that sentiment.

    • @Jimjim226
      @Jimjim226 Před 3 lety

      I’m going to stalk you now for no reason

  • @kenziecullen4434
    @kenziecullen4434 Před 3 lety +129

    I think this was the first episode of the season where the special guest singer didn’t become depressed over the course of their own song

  • @Earthpeak
    @Earthpeak Před 3 lety +34

    What I love about The Professor is the fact that like
    His voice sounds not far off from Shane’s but it’s JUST different enough to be a totally different, natural voice. It’s like The Rock playing Maui.

  • @robinkouwer6318
    @robinkouwer6318 Před 3 lety +820

    I just checked her wikipedia page and it read as follows:
    "Policarpa Salavarrieta (c. 26 January 1795 - 14 November 1817), also known as "La Pola", or "Phantom of Bogota""

    • @crystalwolcott4744
      @crystalwolcott4744 Před 3 lety +48

      It's happening!

    • @enidc6678
      @enidc6678 Před 3 lety +48

      Lol ppl are quick

    • @kate-gn9eo
      @kate-gn9eo Před 3 lety +162

      Reminds me of when people were changing the wiki on Goatman’s bridge to say Shane and Ryan’s bridge

    • @crystalwolcott4744
      @crystalwolcott4744 Před 3 lety +16

      @@kate-gn9eo or when people kept changing the pronunciation of "dikdik" on Wikipedia to match that one tumblr post. lol

    • @kate-gn9eo
      @kate-gn9eo Před 3 lety +1

      Crystal Wolcott haha yes!

  • @nicolecox1292
    @nicolecox1292 Před 3 lety +978

    the professor: turns out, unbelievable cruelty towards people standing up for what they believe in is seldom what wins the support of people, especially in the long lens of history
    me: 👀

    • @jessesmoot1285
      @jessesmoot1285 Před 3 lety +13

      here's for hoping

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic Před 3 lety +20

      The lot of us upon hearing Breonna Taylor's killers going unpunished: _burn baby burn_

    • @Jimjim226
      @Jimjim226 Před 3 lety +1

      That’s what happened in Ireland

  • @leonlovegood350
    @leonlovegood350 Před 3 lety +199

    "Thirteen year olds are scary"
    Me: ...Wasn't Juliet (Capulet) 13? And she killed herself wow.

    • @PuppyLove2468
      @PuppyLove2468 Před 3 lety +17

      She was also being forced to marry someone way out of her age range, (it always weirds me out how she and Romeo (17) met got married and both committed suicide in the span of 6 days)

    • @isabelwallace9123
      @isabelwallace9123 Před 3 lety +10

      @@PuppyLove2468 teenagers r dumb and dramatic

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 Před 2 lety +1

      @@PuppyLove2468 wdym being forced to marry someone out of her age range? she killed herself because romeo was dead not cuz she was being forced to marry anyone??

    • @PuppyLove2468
      @PuppyLove2468 Před 2 lety

      @@idontneedaname318 Im just saying that was also a thing that happened

    • @elbowsbuns1896
      @elbowsbuns1896 Před 2 lety +2

      @@idontneedaname318 in the beginning of the play, Juliet was going to be married to some 30 year old guy from another family. Edit: Paris! That was his name. Imagine marrying someone named after a freaking city

  • @dbyron3824
    @dbyron3824 Před 3 lety +50

    I love the little conversation that always happens between Ryan and the professor whenever the guest is collecting their prize

  • @chelseahawk8396
    @chelseahawk8396 Před 3 lety +1882

    Curly is the type of person who would make me feel significantly less anxiety about going to a friend of a friend’s house party. Curly is the type of person we all need on our lives.

    • @General12th
      @General12th Před 3 lety +18

      @@damntisisannoyinirl2419 You, uh, don't understand Chelsea's comment, do you?

    • @julia-qj1dq
      @julia-qj1dq Před 3 lety +12

      @@General12th they have the joker as their pfp don’t talk to them 😭

    • @General12th
      @General12th Před 3 lety +4

      @@julia-qj1dq But we live in a society! I too am full of nihilistic rage and nothing matters but people keep thinking everything matters and that makes me angry and now I want to *hurt them!*

    • @julia-qj1dq
      @julia-qj1dq Před 3 lety +5

      @@General12th we do live in a society 🤯

    • @beingbeckeroni
      @beingbeckeroni Před 3 lety +1

      I’m with you! We could all use a Curly in our lives!

  • @milenacamelo6958
    @milenacamelo6958 Před 3 lety +6633

    As a colombian I am beyond thrilled to learn about colombian heroines with The Professor!!! AND CURLYYYY CORRECTING THE PROFESSOR'S PRONOUNCIATION??? ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL

    • @vickicaos1984
      @vickicaos1984 Před 3 lety +108

      i'd have loved to curly correcting juntas too, because it took me way to long to understand that was the professor was saying kajskaj

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 Před 3 lety +28

      @@vickicaos1984 Oh, how is it actually pronounced? sorry, I don't know the language ^^;;

    • @ringsaroundtheplanet6879
      @ringsaroundtheplanet6879 Před 3 lety +9

      YES YES YES I was so excited to see the professor talk about her too!!!

    • @ana47751
      @ana47751 Před 3 lety +16

      Giiirl, I was thrilled too (I am also colombian) it did make me a little upset that we didn't get new, original puppets :(

    • @snavisTM
      @snavisTM Před 3 lety +2

      Obviously he has no friends though because apparently nobody has told him how stupid he looks in that hat.

  • @batking4342
    @batking4342 Před 3 lety +42

    I literally cried for a night when I found out how tall Napoleon was bc even the most famous short man was taller than me

    • @CallmeA_B
      @CallmeA_B Před rokem +1

      I know your comment is way old, but watching these for first time at random.
      I'm 5'2" and always the shortest in the room. Family and friends tease me about it almost every time we get together.
      You ever see that scene in one of the Austin Powers movies where he has to bang Mini-Me into a pole?
      MM may lose the fight, but best defense ever for a short person. Just remember, I'm closer than they are.
      Apologies for being inappropriate, but I never get upset about my height anymore after seeing that lol 🤏☹️😏🤔😬🤓😱🤣🤷😁

  • @andy-cx7qe
    @andy-cx7qe Před 3 lety +164

    finally, the return of comrade shane..

  • @sharmbanu9862
    @sharmbanu9862 Před 3 lety +495

    "13 year olds are scary"
    *john mulaney has entered the chat*

  • @jillianbergamasco7885
    @jillianbergamasco7885 Před 3 lety +456

    Shane’s ability to always remember when to open and close the mouth while also reading a script is impressive. It’s a small thing that I think a lot of people would overlook and get out of sync. But Shane nails it.

    • @hannatude
      @hannatude Před 3 lety +43

      Jillian Bergamasco
      I used to do puppetry story time for kids, and getting your puppet in sync with your voice is just a matter of opening your hand every time you open your mouth. It takes practice, but it becomes something you can do without even thinking about it.
      Then the real trick is keeping your hand(s) from “talking” when you’re NOT using your puppet(s), lol.

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 Před 3 lety +9

      @@hannatude Did you ever watch the tv show Soap? You just made me think of a character who does ventriloquism constantly, whose family took away his puppet in annoyance, and he started sticking his hand in random objects so he could keep doing the mouth flaps xD

  • @kerrymitchell7307
    @kerrymitchell7307 Před 3 lety +141

    Okay this is crazy, but on the last episode I was thinking, “Wouldn’t it be fun if curly was on the show?” And boom! He’s here!

  • @wazzupyuwu
    @wazzupyuwu Před 2 lety +47

    the professor saying that men are trouble and for women to stay away from them has the same energy as a protective sitcom dad trying to keep his daughter from dating and i love it

  • @gavriellarutigliano2356
    @gavriellarutigliano2356 Před 3 lety +1236

    new theory: the professor refuses to let ryan win cause he's protecting him, he doesn't want to turn him into a puppet......

    • @AnnTheAnonymous
      @AnnTheAnonymous Před 3 lety +81

      ...implying that all past winners have been turned into puppets?

    • @mayehoffman4253
      @mayehoffman4253 Před 3 lety +54

      Shane is the genie who cursed the professor 👀👀

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 Před 3 lety +17

      a lot of the time, like this episode for example, Ryan simply doesn't win cuz he gets more questions wrong.
      Curly had 4 right where Ryan only got 2, so ryan would've lost even without the rotten jelly bean.
      I know it's fun to say and people make jokes.

    • @trafficjam7559
      @trafficjam7559 Před 3 lety +6

      Maye hoffman *semi-spoiler alert* have you seen the clip from the Donner Party episode?

    • @mayehoffman4253
      @mayehoffman4253 Před 3 lety +1

      @@trafficjam7559 lol not at the time of making of that comment

  • @03of03
    @03of03 Před 3 lety +2346

    I’m jealous of everyone who finds this later and gets to binge all of it

  • @sarah-hj7fz
    @sarah-hj7fz Před 2 lety +58

    I'm loving this I want Shane to keep building up the time travelling puppet genie lore until it connects with hot daga

  • @jtcas10
    @jtcas10 Před 3 lety +234

    the professor said "be a lesbian"

  • @annef0x
    @annef0x Před 3 lety +503

    I honestly wanna see the evil genie who tricked Professor Mcnasty engage in a duel with him. Like *Immortal Vs Immortal: the battle of the century.*
    And while this is happening Ryan is just in the background throwing jellybeans at the prof cuz he's salty like that.

    • @Grace-ir8er
      @Grace-ir8er Před 3 lety +7

      I _really_ want this to happen. Like I will pay money for that to be the series finale or something.

    • @Stark-Raving
      @Stark-Raving Před 3 lety +2

      What if Ryan IS the evil genie, and thats why he can never win

    • @Grace-ir8er
      @Grace-ir8er Před 3 lety +1

      @@Stark-Raving how does it feel to have an iq of 1,000 because _oh_ _my_ _gosh._

  • @imthehomestarrunner
    @imthehomestarrunner Před 3 lety +381

    puppet history but every time we cut back to curly his hat's bigger

  • @Lol-ll5gh
    @Lol-ll5gh Před 3 lety +22

    "SNITCH ON THE RICH
    I INSIST YOU TRY YOUR BEST TO SPY ON HIGH SOCIETY"
    Amazing 🤣

  • @SetFireGirl
    @SetFireGirl Před 3 lety +63

    I love seeing Curly and Ryan vibing on the same wavelength through this whole episode. Curly is just a genuine delight at all times tbh

  • @shrutin5331
    @shrutin5331 Před 3 lety +313

    It is so adorable that Curly was counting his right answers at the right hand corner of his board❤️

    • @emileemorgan
      @emileemorgan Před 3 lety +2

      Shruti N i noticed that too 🥺💜

    • @Hambone4815
      @Hambone4815 Před 3 lety

      How?

    • @puaala93
      @puaala93 Před 3 lety +5

      Ryan needs to do it too so he has record for the professor's scoring algorithms

    • @shrutin5331
      @shrutin5331 Před 3 lety +3

      @@puaala93 yess he does. But can you imagine Ryan wiping down one mark when he gets a rotten jelly bean😂

    • @b0o0dlesn0o0dles
      @b0o0dlesn0o0dles Před 3 lety +2

      big Virgo energy there

  • @doorknobbyknob5523
    @doorknobbyknob5523 Před 3 lety +643

    Everyone: Thirteen year olds are scary!
    My thirteen year old sister watching this with me: 👁👄👁

    • @j.pnewcomer1069
      @j.pnewcomer1069 Před 3 lety +11

      My thirteen year old brother walking in from school: Don't come near me! 4 students have the virus!

    • @mayochupenjoyer
      @mayochupenjoyer Před 3 lety +3

      My sister: hello hello hi (bares braced teeth)

    • @simply_a_clown
      @simply_a_clown Před 3 lety +1

      My younger sibling:
      Nothing, they say nothing because I don’t have a younger sibling

  • @em5522
    @em5522 Před 3 lety +102

    The "eat the rich" was not a metaphor. The professor is revealing his actual diet. Not sure if he really eats jellybeans tho 😕

  • @egglliott2156
    @egglliott2156 Před 3 lety +28

    The spool really said “eat the rich” and Im here for it

  • @chelsearecord-palacio6866
    @chelsearecord-palacio6866 Před 3 lety +554

    So are we just not going to address the "Garett turned into a puppet when he ate a jellybean" thing? Is Curly going to go puppet off camera? Will all of the buzzfeed employees slowly start going puppet? I have so many questions.

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen Před 3 lety +11

      If only Curly really *had* chosen the genie answer, we might all know the answer by now.

    • @wallabyshark4893
      @wallabyshark4893 Před 3 lety +8

      the professor is actually protecting ryan by preventing him from winning and becoming a puppet

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 3 lety +6

      "Going puppet" I like that phrase along with variations of "getting monked".

    • @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373
      @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 Před 3 lety +1

      What episode was that?

    • @chelsearecord-palacio6866
      @chelsearecord-palacio6866 Před 3 lety

      @@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 The episode with the greatest samurai, I believe.

  • @1997Niloofar
    @1997Niloofar Před 3 lety +3603

    2020:
    Shane: "SNITCH ON THE RICH! IT'S TIME TO-A-EAT THE RICH!"
    Me: *Forever stans while twerking to the song alongside curly*

    • @jbeaker4221
      @jbeaker4221 Před 3 lety +19

      I mean it does also gloss over the fact that revolutions are usually led by elites. Latin American Wars of Independence included.

    • @sarilchowdhury3955
      @sarilchowdhury3955 Před 3 lety +25

      Me even after being a rich kid all my life: *breaking my spine dancing* "TOSS THEIR ASSES ON THE MENU!! CAUSE ITS TIME TO EAT!!!

    • @rociogigena1637
      @rociogigena1637 Před 3 lety +1

      i loved it, why is noone talking about it, it's a masterpiece. gonna turn my nephews up with these ones when they are kids

    • @moldygrapes
      @moldygrapes Před 2 lety +2

      my thoughts exactly! and the other comment isn't wrong but weird that's who you're defending. You're right though! Turns out we need to eat and feed our families to do other stuff like consider our nation! But thanks for pointing it out!

  • @Natalie-lx1wx
    @Natalie-lx1wx Před 3 lety +16

    Watching this whilst sewing and absolutely vibing to the spool’s song

  • @thewordywarlock7159
    @thewordywarlock7159 Před 3 lety +21

    "Hey- steal from the rich. Just do it."

  • @alexahernandezzepeda4157
    @alexahernandezzepeda4157 Před 3 lety +269

    Curly twerking to a singing puppet gave me life...

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 3 lety +12

      Ryan doesn't go that extra mile. He doesn't deserve jelly beans.

    • @riabouchinska
      @riabouchinska Před 3 lety +1

      @@recoil53 Excuse me, the lil' beef boy deserves all the jelly beans

    • @crilywms24
      @crilywms24 Před 3 lety

      Both Curly and I was twerking 😂

  • @rowanalucardshultz5431
    @rowanalucardshultz5431 Před 3 lety +1214

    "He was 5'6" that's not tiny"
    "That's pretty small isn't it?"
    Me: cries in 5'5"
    Edit: Damn wasn't aware that me complaining about being a short guy would start an argument in the comments :/

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 Před 3 lety +33

      Quetzalli Vera
      Me, who is 5”1’: you’re powerful, clearly

    • @Strange_Logik
      @Strange_Logik Před 3 lety +20

      @Daniel 5'6 is the current world average male height.
      Back then, the average height would be shorter, so he was on the taller side of average.
      Plus, guarantee you Ryan is shorter than that.

    • @thek-corner7278
      @thek-corner7278 Před 3 lety +10

      Cries in 4’11”

    • @dontworryy.
      @dontworryy. Před 3 lety +3

      Daniel wrong

    • @afellow.3148
      @afellow.3148 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Strange_Logik no, he's 5ft 9.75in iirc

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 Před 3 lety +19

    "Turns out, unbelievable cruelty towards people standing up for what they believe in is seldom what wins the support of people."
    People shouldn't be afraid of their governments, Governments should be afraid of their people.

  • @parismichelle1366
    @parismichelle1366 Před 3 lety +34

    Yessss I loved this episode!! 🇨🇴 & the pronunciations of Bogotá 😅
    I also suggest doing an episode on Las Mariposas, a group of sisters from the Dominican Republic who rebelled against the dictator and were the inspiration for the International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women. I recommend to read Julia Alvarez’s book “In The Time of the Butterflies” 🦋✨

  • @SaraBanartist
    @SaraBanartist Před 3 lety +285

    The Sewing Spy is any given grandma, just, sitting at the window and watching all the neighborhood drama while needling away.

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 Před 3 lety +1

      Am I a grandma? Other than the sewing I do the same. I’m nosy 😂

  • @elizabethbrown2463
    @elizabethbrown2463 Před 3 lety +332

    A lot of these have made me realize how much women's narratives have been erased from history. I might have liked learning history more in school if these stories were more prevalent.

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain Před 3 lety +10

      Instead, you have to stumble upon a tedxtalk video about a forgotten female historical figure, like I did with Sor Juana.

    • @crystalwolcott4744
      @crystalwolcott4744 Před 3 lety +25

      God bless S̶h̶a̶n̶e̶ The Professor for using this platform to tell us stories like this that are of often not taught to mainstream American audiences. I consider myself a bit fan of women in history and I have never heard of Policarpa before.

    • @juliapolania7382
      @juliapolania7382 Před 3 lety +17

      In Colombia, she is one of the most important names of the pre-Independence movement. Its awesome to see more people get to know her story

    • @syahrezadifachri5121
      @syahrezadifachri5121 Před 3 lety +3

      Out of 7 episodes of puppet history season 2, 3 of them are talking about women in history. That first female detective in US, hatshepsut, and this episode.

    • @crystalwolcott4744
      @crystalwolcott4744 Před 3 lety +5

      @@syahrezadifachri5121 Shane drinks his respect women juice.

  • @laurariverazuluaga1300
    @laurariverazuluaga1300 Před 3 lety +34

    As a Colombian seeing a figure I love so much about my history depicted here just made me love the show a million times more.

  • @lauran8968
    @lauran8968 Před rokem +26

    Thank you so much for talking about latin american history, especially Colombian. As a Colombian, I really appreciate it!

  • @red_.rum5
    @red_.rum5 Před 3 lety +663

    I love how the professor pronounces the words correctly, he doesn't make them easier for him to say but makes the effort to say them correctly. thank you professor for putting in effort

    • @sunny-ot8ee
      @sunny-ot8ee Před 3 lety +35

      this!!!!!! I'm Indian, and it makes me so upset when white people call names like "Suresh" difficult to pronounce but have no problem pronouncing McKayleighlynn and boasting that they can rap the whole of Super Bass.

    • @vally_mally
      @vally_mally Před 3 lety +29

      @@sunny-ot8ee If I don’t know how to pronounce someone’s name I literally just ask them how they pronounce it, it’s not that hard like some people make it out to be and I hate it so much

  • @rhiannonoriley3402
    @rhiannonoriley3402 Před 3 lety +661

    So, here’s my headcanon.
    Once upon a time, there lived a history professor who was well-travelled, highly educated, and generally liked by his peers and his students at Puppet University. Sadly, he was too focused on gaining more knowledge and prestige to even think about reciprocating the affection lavished upon him. One day, he heard about the Coveted Cup of the History Master and he sought to find it, come hell or high water. He left his job, declaring that he will only come back when he has found the cup. And so he searched and searched. Seconds turned into minutes, and minutes turned into hours. Hours turned into days, days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months, and months turned into years, and soon enough, it had been a decade since the professor has left PU.
    He was close to giving up hope, to abandoning his quest and return to his day job of teaching, when he got a lucky break - the Coveted Cup of the History Master is located in the middle of the Sahara desert. So, with his resolve renewed, he set out to the desert in the hope of locating it. And locate it, he did. Overjoyed, he took the cup and headed back to town. At a tavern stop along the way, he accidentally rubbed the cup, and lo and behold, a genie popped out.
    “Who dare awaken the mighty genie of the Coveted Cup?”
    “It is I, the Professor!”
    “Well, that was underwhelming. But since I am the genie, I will still grant you three wishes.”
    The Professor grinned. He couldn’t believe it. He already proved that he was superior to his peers and now he was also getting a chance to get whatever he wanted, all on a silver platter.
    “Genie, I wish to be the most intelligent being on Earth.”
    “Granted.”
    “I wish to have the ability to time travel.”
    “Granted.”
    “I wish to be immortal.”
    “Granted.”
    A cloud of blue smoke obscured the Professor. After what seemed like an eternity, it finally cleared, The Professor and the genie both disappeared. All that was left was a blue puppet with glasses and several small coveted cups, all filled with jellybeans. He got his wish, all right.
    Tl;dr: The Genie transformed the Professor into a time-travelling puppet in order to fulfil his wish of being an immortal time traveller. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. May I suggest La Maupin for next season?
    Edit: I found a way to explain why people turn into puppets when they eat jellybeans.
    Edit 2: I can’t figure out how to link my fanfic here, but you can find it on AO3. It’s called The Jellybean or: How I Learned to Stop Whining and Repopulate a Species. I’ve only gotten the first chapter up, but there will be more. By the way, thanks for the likes :)
    Edit 3: Word choices.
    Edit 4: the fanfic’s been taken down until further notice. Also, this is the most likes I think I’ve ever gotten, so thanks:)

  • @Thingy._.Things
    @Thingy._.Things Před 3 lety +4

    GOD I FUCKIGB LOVE THIS
    1. Interestung history
    2. THE FUCKING LORE
    3. PERFECT songs with absolute CHAOTIC energy
    4. Thinly veiled commentary on current events
    5. fuckung everything goddamnit I love this shit so much

  • @mcl1024
    @mcl1024 Před 3 lety +31

    Yo when I saw Curly I legit shouted with genuine happiness "CURLY!!!!"

    • @edynmatekuare6140
      @edynmatekuare6140 Před 3 lety +1

      Same here and I did my little happy dance 💃 love curly

  • @LLG-hj8jf
    @LLG-hj8jf Před 3 lety +182

    Fun fact: Here in Spain, we call Joseph Bonaparte "Pepe Botella", which translates to "Pepe Bottle". It comes from the fact that, when Joseph Bonaparte came to Spain, he tried to seem nice to Spainiards, who hated him anyway, and bought a couple of bottles of wine from locals, so people started calling him a drunk, hence the nickname "Pepe Botella".

  • @dennyjy3334
    @dennyjy3334 Před 3 lety +2759

    Please invite Safiya as a special guest for next season, she would be wonderful 💖

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 3 lety +44

      You know, I don't think she's associated with anybody from Buzzfeed since her early days when she did collabs for an audience.

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain Před 3 lety +12

      It’s already been filmed, pal 😂

    • @michaelflournoy3139
      @michaelflournoy3139 Před 3 lety +21

      @@greatvalue_ethelcain what do you mean "it's already been filmed"? You saying that they have already filmed an episode with Saf? Or are you saying that the episodes have already been filmed for the season?

    • @dennyjy3334
      @dennyjy3334 Před 3 lety +44

      recoil53 yeah I think you’re right, anyway just some wishful thinking on my part. I love both safiya and the watcher boys so I’d love a crossover, but of course it’s not so easy as that and no pressure to anyone

    • @rudeminnesotan
      @rudeminnesotan Před 3 lety +39

      recoil53 she did an episode with the try guys.

  • @mariadibondone9070
    @mariadibondone9070 Před 3 lety +22

    I know her speech by heart! I'm colombian and i played her in a school play (yEARS AGO) but i still remember xD

  • @julietodd2567
    @julietodd2567 Před měsícem +9

    Gotta love that the guys can go from eat the rich to feed the rich gold

  • @secretlyfae
    @secretlyfae Před 3 lety +884

    Theory: The professor made a deal with Shane thinking he was a genie, but Shane is actually a demon. And Shane is trying to protect Ryan, so he never lets Ryan win

    • @jocool511
      @jocool511 Před 3 lety +59

      I was actually thinking the same thing bc the Professor said it seems like he made a deal with the devil

    • @an_earth_angel
      @an_earth_angel Před 3 lety +37

      That is oddly sweet coming from Shane

    • @CalvinKool-Aid
      @CalvinKool-Aid Před 2 lety +3

      In the molasses video Shane was the genie during THAT sequence

  • @hunterrodriguez8319
    @hunterrodriguez8319 Před 3 lety +77

    "13 year olds are the meanest people I have ever met." -John Mulaney

    • @rudeminnesotan
      @rudeminnesotan Před 3 lety +1

      This quote was too true, I work in a school, can confirm.

  • @itaasaori
    @itaasaori Před 2 lety +28

    como colombiana estoy dichosa de ver un episodio de puppet history sobre policarpa, alguna vez en el colegio reactue su ejecucion, entonces me emocione mucho, tambien fue demasiado hermoso escuchar a shane ser corregido por curly pronunciando el nombre de mi ciudad natal, como una rola muy orgullosale doy a este episodio tiene 10 monserrates de 10 :)

  • @shadowelii
    @shadowelii Před 3 lety +27

    You bet I’m going to get emotional over this episode because it’s covering a part of my country’s history. Colombia as a county is one I rarely see covered in mainstream/big places and when it is it’s usually to point out the negatives.
    TLDR Thanks for this