Ziryab: The World's First Rock Star • Puppet History

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    Men in the decorated palace of Shah Shujah Ool Moolk, Afghan. Coloured lithograph by R. Carrick after Lieutenant James Rattray, c. 1847. CC BY 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons
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  • @brayliespencer9098
    @brayliespencer9098 Před 3 lety +9541

    The "Yeah, they're fucking" neon sign deserves its own chef's kiss

    • @sg-qi7np
      @sg-qi7np Před 3 lety +52

      ok this is weird but idk which person you are in your profile picture but u two are both very attractive people

    • @MrOuchiez
      @MrOuchiez Před 3 lety +32

      And a GIF. Anyone? Link pls.

    • @ckf92wizard
      @ckf92wizard Před 3 lety +35

      I wish I could buy one as a wedding gift for some friends 😂

    • @AoAstar
      @AoAstar Před 3 lety +14

      14:01

    • @capitanstoodeows8123
      @capitanstoodeows8123 Před 3 lety +4

      I wanna buy it

  • @ethanfisk6710
    @ethanfisk6710 Před 3 lety +2644

    "I dreamed the lyrics, woke up, and screamed them at some women" sounds like something Mick Jagger could say and nobody would doubt was true

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 Před 3 lety +71

      what if the women actually came up with the music but Ziryab just took credit?

    • @patiencekillz
      @patiencekillz Před 3 lety +19

      @@johanvajse8410 oop-

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 Před 3 lety +35

      @@d00d3 you are not being a bitch at all, just aware of history

    • @jolinkarlsson8569
      @jolinkarlsson8569 Před 3 lety +4

      Yup i thought the same

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 Před 3 lety +34

      One of my uncles slept with Mick back in the 80s (as most everyone did) and said the more irritated Mick got, the better he was in bed.

  • @Annie-br2uh
    @Annie-br2uh Před 3 lety +6066

    there’s something so funny about zach and the professor simultaneously saying “they’re fucking.” in such a matter-of-fact tone

  • @audreybederka9963
    @audreybederka9963 Před 3 lety +3990

    Zach and Ryan: both choose c
    The professor: doesn’t make the c dogs joke
    Me: *offended stare*

  • @sideh000e5
    @sideh000e5 Před 3 lety +9288

    Historians: They were best friends
    The Professor: They were f u c k i n g

  • @whatsahandlehelppls
    @whatsahandlehelppls Před 3 lety +3301

    Ryan's really pulling off that "2nd year university student up at 8am for morning class" vibe and i love it

    • @Seafairi
      @Seafairi Před 3 lety +50

      As a 2nd year uni student, I can confirm that but he looks too optimistic lol

    • @BiratesoftheCaribbean
      @BiratesoftheCaribbean Před 3 lety +13

      Why is that both incredibly specific and painfully accurate

    • @BiratesoftheCaribbean
      @BiratesoftheCaribbean Před 3 lety +19

      @@Seafairi he's that one optimistic guy who pays attention to the whole class without falling asleep once and he answers all the professor's questions even if he doesn't know the right answer just to not leave the room silent.

    • @Seafairi
      @Seafairi Před 3 lety +4

      @@BiratesoftheCaribbean that is exactly me 😱💀

    • @Vankotimanusvanij
      @Vankotimanusvanij Před 3 lety +6

      I love puppet history

  • @TheGummyBearOverLord
    @TheGummyBearOverLord Před 3 lety +3008

    The amir was really like "you made my boyfriend upset go to jail forever until he's okay with you not being in jail"

    • @frawgs
      @frawgs Před 2 lety +217

      get u a man who will throw someone in prison for upsetting u

  • @AncientJerks
    @AncientJerks Před rokem +1201

    Zach making a "dipping your pen in the company ink" joke here has aged amazingly

    • @fluentlysad825
      @fluentlysad825 Před rokem +72

      I was gonna say 😅
      Plus that joke from Ryan about Kanye West has aged right along side it

    • @burningrumm
      @burningrumm Před rokem +4

      came here just to say exactly that

    • @soupforfree
      @soupforfree Před rokem +4

      oh jeez 😅

    • @ashleelarsen2233
      @ashleelarsen2233 Před rokem +3

      @@fluentlysad825 3:00 the piano player at Kim K West house?

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Před rokem +2

      Like the finest wine

  • @tasholland7773
    @tasholland7773 Před 3 lety +2821

    the professor canonically being a harry styles fan is so unexpected yet makes so much sense

  • @elliot2331
    @elliot2331 Před 3 lety +5694

    The fact that Ryan still lost despite getting three questions right and Zach getting no questions right.

    • @jungschiffer8423
      @jungschiffer8423 Před 3 lety +376

      The quiz is rigged, Im telling ya

    • @samanthahudzik6219
      @samanthahudzik6219 Před 3 lety +503

      Justice for Ryan Bergara

    • @pizza1011993
      @pizza1011993 Před 3 lety +699

      The algorithm is very complex!

    • @williammckenzie5008
      @williammckenzie5008 Před 3 lety +124

      Its not complicated its just bullshit, this is the second time he has won and still he hasn't been given the title he so rightly deserves.

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 Před 3 lety +354

      @@williammckenzie5008 nah Ryan hasn’t won. The algorithm says so!

  • @bannahxo7965
    @bannahxo7965 Před 3 lety +1043

    What Ryan doesn’t know is that dancing to the songs is 100% of your ending grade. Lol

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 Před 2 lety +65

      OMG You figured out the "complex algorithm"

  • @35lilix
    @35lilix Před 3 lety +2931

    Being from Tunisia and a muslim, this was a pretty cool episode to watch. Learned a lot of things not gonna lie, probably gonna tell the story of Ziryab to my friends to show off lol. Thanks Professor

    • @heehoo3685
      @heehoo3685 Před 3 lety +40

      that's pretty epic, glad you got something cool from this!

    • @onedepressedgamerm6525
      @onedepressedgamerm6525 Před 3 lety +11

      @@heehoo3685 so the mawla was probably bisexual

    • @Souledex
      @Souledex Před 2 lety +14

      @@onedepressedgamerm6525 Ziryab prolly was too, at least I assume given he had kids and clearly had an intimate relationship regarding his sleep with those concubines (tho that one could be lots of things).

    • @fozziebean
      @fozziebean Před 2 lety +13

      I love that the Professor chooses people from different times and different periods of history. It's much more fun that way. When I was in school, the focus was always on our local, provincial, and national history. It made me want to learn about history in other countries for a change.

  • @Katiethewizard
    @Katiethewizard Před 3 lety +9139

    Do you think that the professor never lets ryan win because he knows that if ryan wins, he'll be changed out the next week with a new contestant. Like he just genuinely keeps ryan captive on this show because he enjoys his company

    • @andreilin113
      @andreilin113 Před 3 lety +617

      Yes, this is my head Canon now

    • @flutedscissors9655
      @flutedscissors9655 Před 3 lety +66

      Yes

    • @elizabethlovett4318
      @elizabethlovett4318 Před 3 lety +485

      I like that thought. Clingy professor lol. Maybe it is an unspoken rule that the loser has to come back for the next episode lol

    • @kaliland9296
      @kaliland9296 Před 3 lety +65

      Off topic, but I appreciate that you spell “Kaitlin” the only truly acceptable way

    • @CaseyRae67
      @CaseyRae67 Před 3 lety +14

      Canon

  • @kayleighwukovich8318
    @kayleighwukovich8318 Před 3 lety +5222

    Historians: they were really good friends
    Literally everyone with a brain: yeah they're fucking

    • @shannarafryer3111
      @shannarafryer3111 Před 3 lety +38

      I don’t have a brain 😭

    • @fabiangarcia1790
      @fabiangarcia1790 Před 2 lety +113

      They’re just good friends with baseball card collections

    • @estellacorduroy5259
      @estellacorduroy5259 Před 2 lety +80

      OBSESSED with how this implies Ryan doesn't have a brain

    • @Ali-mv3jc
      @Ali-mv3jc Před 2 lety +17

      To be fair I did a bit of digging and it does seem that they were just friends 😊

    • @ezravidar6096
      @ezravidar6096 Před 2 lety +74

      "and they were roommates"

  • @waverlyplace2861
    @waverlyplace2861 Před 3 lety +2470

    Ziryab literally snitched on that poet to his sugar daddy and got him thrown in jail. Good for him🥰

    • @lauve_kl4375
      @lauve_kl4375 Před 2 lety +9

      How long did he actually have him in prison for?

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Před 2 lety +3

      .... kind of scary a comment celebrating elongated imprisonment for someone saying some rude things is getting this many upvotes :-/

    • @waverlyplace2861
      @waverlyplace2861 Před 2 lety +80

      @@PoochieCollins its called a joke dude

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Před 2 lety

      @@waverlyplace2861 : curious, since this is subjective, would you consider, "that woman was being a total karen, so she deserved it when she was eventually raped by him" to be an okay joke? It's in line with your comment in relation to the story in the video.

    • @waverlyplace2861
      @waverlyplace2861 Před 2 lety +54

      @@PoochieCollins bro, this comment is 5 months old & satirical. ik tone isn't always easy to pick up on over text but still its sarcastic.

  • @maya7363
    @maya7363 Před rokem +250

    Love that the guy Ziyrab worked for was like essentially his sugar daddy. I mean the man was paying his bills, paying his kids, givin him mansions, paying for food, making secret entrances for him, the guy was obsessed and in love!

    • @petrosinella
      @petrosinella Před rokem +21

      If Ziryab was the first rock star, I guess his boss was the first groupie.🙂

  • @rapivas7896
    @rapivas7896 Před 3 lety +2847

    Ryan: "I'm feeling good about this one"
    *gets exposed of confidential starbucks ego boost event, has his inner thigh tattoo stating "i am mega celebo ryan bergara" exposed and threatens to piss in a mug*

    • @megib901
      @megib901 Před 3 lety +77

      Fame went to his head 😔🙏/j

    • @35thrat
      @35thrat Před 3 lety +42

      @@megib901 icarus flew too high😞 /j

    • @A8NTnoVidHeO
      @A8NTnoVidHeO Před 3 lety +21

      2020 "It's gonna be my year" energy

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 Před 3 lety +12

      *asparagus piss*

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 Před 3 lety +3

      Inner thigh tatoo screams “accountant”.

  • @jmj478
    @jmj478 Před 3 lety +1297

    No one concerned that we can now add dark chocolate, Starbucks, and dolphins to the Professor's varied diet of jelly beans, spiders, and mushrooms?

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 Před 3 lety +18

      Wonder if he’s tried Starbucks’ dark chocolate covered roasted espresso beans, cause after a pack of those, you can see noises 👁👄👁

    • @Miles_Phantasmagoria
      @Miles_Phantasmagoria Před 3 lety +3

      Let the puppet eat!

    • @sideh000e5
      @sideh000e5 Před 2 lety +5

      @@PTV69420 he's the same species as the blue man group (they how ever shave from head to toe according to the professor)

    • @laurenlanterns4376
      @laurenlanterns4376 Před 2 lety +3

      He also vapes so he makes a lot of curious health choices

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 Před 2 lety +1

      I am indeed concerned. But also, Dolphins can be really terrible sometimes.

  • @johnharris6655
    @johnharris6655 Před 3 lety +395

    "Today's guest host on Puppet History, Elmo, because we cannot find the professor and the police are questioning Ryan."

  • @laurieawesomeness7221
    @laurieawesomeness7221 Před 3 lety +4754

    Thank you professor for showing black history that’s not centered around slavery ☺️

    • @diefluchendehexe5775
      @diefluchendehexe5775 Před 3 lety +114

      They also showed that one Egyptian Pharaoh.

    • @laurieawesomeness7221
      @laurieawesomeness7221 Před 3 lety +432

      @@diefluchendehexe5775 I know, and every time I’m super grateful. It’s so nice to remember more happened than just slavery and then civil rights. We existed before everything sucked

    • @diefluchendehexe5775
      @diefluchendehexe5775 Před 3 lety +149

      @@laurieawesomeness7221 Agreed! :D We are being shown the good/neutral side, instead of the awful oppressive side. Even though I am "white", it makes me happy to see all these positive sides to history and happy for those that it represents.

    • @chadtep7571
      @chadtep7571 Před 2 lety +12

      @@laurieawesomeness7221 well he didn't say that he was "basically a servant" and a "musical slave" Good intentions but these folks can't help themselves.

    • @frawgs
      @frawgs Před 2 lety +105

      @@chadtep7571 ziryab was paid, wasn't he? a servant who is paid wages and a slave are very different. i think the professor was just going off the cuff with calling him that

  • @mercyjinn
    @mercyjinn Před 3 lety +3033

    I fear the day Puppet History is back in studio and Ryan is within reaching distance of the Professor.

    • @who_Is_faten_helmi
      @who_Is_faten_helmi Před 3 lety +28

      Hahahaha i can imagine that to be quite funny .

    • @agustin3622
      @agustin3622 Před 3 lety +108

      Imagine he just snaps and jumps over the little theatre to get at the Professor

    • @SlimeyPirate
      @SlimeyPirate Před 3 lety +2

      @@agustin3622 😂😂😂

    • @SlimeyPirate
      @SlimeyPirate Před 3 lety +50

      @@agustin3622 and somehow the professor wins the fight

    • @foxirathefirefox2188
      @foxirathefirefox2188 Před 3 lety +29

      @@SlimeyPirate God I can imagine him winning and it is GLORIOUS

  • @chaos_shroomie
    @chaos_shroomie Před 3 lety +2463

    Ziriyab is living that Y/N life with the king as a lover and ability to make him do anything he wanted 😆

    • @jenniferloving9054
      @jenniferloving9054 Před 3 lety +19

      So true!

    • @angel-hu3bp
      @angel-hu3bp Před 2 lety +97

      Ziriyab honestly is y/n, what an icon

    • @jossgoyanko7006
      @jossgoyanko7006 Před 2 lety +35

      Ok, I'm confused. Does "Y/N" refer to Ziryab being a self-insert fanfiction character? Am I understanding this term correctly?

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd Před 2 lety +32

      @@jossgoyanko7006 yep, you got it right haha

    • @oc4025
      @oc4025 Před 2 lety +2

      can someone explain what Olay means, it's my name, and didn't know it had another meaning

  • @squigglesnlines2160
    @squigglesnlines2160 Před 3 lety +1788

    14:11
    Ryan really just said "they could be close friends" the same way old historians documents an obviously gay relationship as "they were very close friends who lived with eachother and never married who died only weeks apart from eachother"

    • @imperialguard451
      @imperialguard451 Před 3 lety +198

      we found numerous letter written to each other that were clear love confessions.... they were the closest of friends!

    • @jasminvasquez4098
      @jasminvasquez4098 Před 2 lety +80

      Yeah i think that was the joke

    • @araw_buwan
      @araw_buwan Před 2 lety +65

      "they shared a bed and lived in a secluded forest all by themselves but totally straight bros!"

    • @murasaki-cha101
      @murasaki-cha101 Před rokem +3

      I feel like this is a TSOA reference 😂

    • @lemoncoffee9547
      @lemoncoffee9547 Před rokem

      Wshdhvdmns Circe bajo min Bongo bombón Bongo ningún blnk mln in in know job mln Jim no mp4último boom ñ Kohl Jon Nikon Nikon nono ok limón mínimo ninja Jun ninja no ningún no hubo ni bici ibuprofeno u i inician no un j hip Hugh

  • @Y2Ksnowglobe
    @Y2Ksnowglobe Před 3 lety +207

    The gentle confusion of "Did you write down a vegetable you don't know about?" sent me.

  • @Kuboyasun
    @Kuboyasun Před 3 lety +1121

    i felt so touched when we all said "they're fucking" at the same time 🥺

  • @charyllmaelabaguis486
    @charyllmaelabaguis486 Před 3 lety +4854

    ryan: hates the professor
    also ryan: using a mug that has professor’s face
    EDIT: OHMYGOD MY COMMENT WAS FEATURED ON WATCHER’S INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I’M CRYING

    • @gwawrhearn1350
      @gwawrhearn1350 Před 3 lety +138

      Tbf he is going to piss in to later

    • @gingergrant1057
      @gingergrant1057 Před 3 lety +106

      Wouldn’t you want to drink out of the head of your sworn enemy?

    • @MondayMorningPress
      @MondayMorningPress Před 3 lety +6

      He’s also using a “The Grate Wave 🌊 “ mug, which Shane said was his favorite artwork

    • @glitchherobrine3773
      @glitchherobrine3773 Před 3 lety +34

      @@gingergrant1057 its his blood

    • @Maya-jg7nj
      @Maya-jg7nj Před 3 lety +47

      Classic enemies to lovers arc

  • @savannahsmith1319
    @savannahsmith1319 Před 3 lety +659

    Ryan and Zach both guessed "C" and The Professor didn't make "a couple of C dogs" joke 🥺

  • @HTFWSFWWE
    @HTFWSFWWE Před rokem +282

    I really love the thought that Ziryab and the prince were lovers, especially when the prince had that one guy imprisoned for upsetting Ziryab, that just sounds like a total boyfriend maneuver.

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 Před 11 měsíci

      Ziryab was Muslim, not gay

    • @HTFWSFWWE
      @HTFWSFWWE Před 11 měsíci +28

      @@gaylordrobinson1199 That's not true, a person's religion has nothing to do with their sexual identity. Plenty of people are homosexual despite their religious beliefs, if anything they could have been in a closeted relationship.

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 Před 11 měsíci

      @@HTFWSFWWE you cannot be both Muslim and gay

    • @HTFWSFWWE
      @HTFWSFWWE Před 11 měsíci +22

      @@gaylordrobinson1199 I personally know quite a few Muslim men who are gay 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 Před 11 měsíci

      @@HTFWSFWWE then they aren’t muslim

  • @choiceheidi5529
    @choiceheidi5529 Před 3 lety +715

    I LITERALLY GASPED WHEN I SAW THE PROFESSOR PLAYING THE GUITAR. HIS LITTLE HAND WAS MOVING MUPPET STYLE

    • @karinadurand5473
      @karinadurand5473 Před 3 lety +1

      How, though? Does Shane have 3 hands?

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Před 3 lety +2

      @@karinadurand5473 maybe he got Sara's help?

    • @Frostdraga
      @Frostdraga Před 3 lety +6

      @@karinadurand5473 if you look closely at the middle of the background curtain (near the bottom), you can see that it's two different videos edited together in the middle. Still really cool though!

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 Před 3 lety +2

      @@karinadurand5473 🤐

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 Před 3 lety

      @@Frostdraga Can you give a time stamp? I love fancy video editing stuff and am just interested in where you can find those kinds of differences! :)

  • @unthinkabletimeless8607
    @unthinkabletimeless8607 Před 3 lety +1169

    Ryan: Giggles while drawing
    Professor in that little voice: a rotten jelly bean for the beef boy

  • @mykalacampbell4034
    @mykalacampbell4034 Před 3 lety +356

    The hope in Ryan’s eye when the Professor is announcing the winner killed me inside

  • @eggsasbeans
    @eggsasbeans Před rokem +175

    7:14 that comment from Zach is uh… more interesting with the context of Ned getting fired for literally dipping his wick in the company ink

  • @thegayathrikable
    @thegayathrikable Před 3 lety +3311

    Oh Professor, you're already a celebrity. I don't stan many people, but I stan the Professor

  • @11jokerchen11
    @11jokerchen11 Před 3 lety +12994

    I love how the Professor's and Ryan's relationship is slowly changing from sworn mortal enemies to bickering old married couple

    • @mostmelon
      @mostmelon Před 3 lety +583

      “Why don’t you give me no jelly beans no more?”
      “Well maybe if you learned some history!”

    • @sarahchesley6817
      @sarahchesley6817 Před 3 lety +481

      Inappropriate student teacher relations

    • @cloudieo
      @cloudieo Před 3 lety +339

      Cant wait until somone makes a enemies to lovers Ryan x The Proffesor fic /j

    • @jaspertheirmajesty9771
      @jaspertheirmajesty9771 Před 3 lety +162

      @@cloudieo i was gonna say "wheres the enemies to lovers fic?" but you beat me to it haha

    • @bee.ok666
      @bee.ok666 Před 3 lety +186

      not professor mcnasty x beef boy 👀

  • @Esmerda
    @Esmerda Před 3 lety +399

    The fact that Ryan looks so suspicious every time he gets a history point... me too, man

  • @Mambo1061
    @Mambo1061 Před 3 lety +692

    I feel like I’ll be at least a little disappointed if this series doesn’t end with Ryan and Professor McNasty just full on choking the life out of each other

  • @annethrax20
    @annethrax20 Před 3 lety +3095

    professor has the vibe of a grown adult who refuses to call their moms husband dad

    • @hellosenorgrimble
      @hellosenorgrimble Před 3 lety +276

      Tbf that's the vibe Ryan has and the professor is his mum's new bf

    • @annethrax20
      @annethrax20 Před 3 lety +205

      @@hellosenorgrimble big "you're not my real dad" energy from both sides

    • @quill_bee
      @quill_bee Před 3 lety +60

      Wait, why would any adult call their step dad "dad"? I never understood that

    • @nicolasnamed
      @nicolasnamed Před 3 lety +42

      @@quill_bee it depends on the person, like people who have had their step-dad in their life since childhood and don't have a bio dad in the picture will call their step-dad dad.

    • @quill_bee
      @quill_bee Před 3 lety +7

      @@nicolasnamed yeah I could see that

  • @VlogDoPajamas
    @VlogDoPajamas Před 3 lety +5293

    The way Oud feat the professor got me by surprise, what a legendary performance, no wonder Ryan never wins the man has no taste

    • @isabelladuque471
      @isabelladuque471 Před 3 lety +17

      LMAO

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am Před 3 lety +62

      @Leland Kamdyn another bot encouraging invading someone's privacy, how nice

    • @rosemali3022
      @rosemali3022 Před 3 lety +15

      I know right? Super impressive puppeteering, I was shook!

    • @hobihope2981
      @hobihope2981 Před 3 lety +6

      OP, your pfp just made me so happy I miss Ghost Trick

    • @VlogDoPajamas
      @VlogDoPajamas Před 3 lety +3

      @@hobihope2981 Happy to find another fan! I love this kind of games, DS era had the best ones

  • @miriku_ti_rumu
    @miriku_ti_rumu Před 3 lety +181

    My boyfriend was very upset that The Professor missed out on a chance to call them a couple of "C Dogs"

  • @JenniferJadeKerr
    @JenniferJadeKerr Před 2 lety +172

    My husband walks around the house saying, "Ryan, thanks for tryin'." No one is named Ryan in our house. It makes me smile. 😁

  • @tinyrat275
    @tinyrat275 Před 3 lety +2944

    Living for the fact that this show doesn’t just tell “white” history. History is so diverse and we hardly get to see it!

    • @hacktplanet450
      @hacktplanet450 Před 3 lety +47

      Yes exactly !!!

    • @cathkindip5556
      @cathkindip5556 Před 3 lety +42

      Right? We love to see it

    • @benjaminvega7186
      @benjaminvega7186 Před 3 lety +40

      I'll drink to that

    • @devinward461
      @devinward461 Před 3 lety +151

      Definitely, I love the way they choose and present the material, it's a breath of fresh air compared to all the other history shows that just talk about the same old dead white men over and over

    • @toyamwarr
      @toyamwarr Před 3 lety +77

      And it’s something positive for that minority. That doesn’t happen often in American history classes.

  • @sarahdykhuizen5501
    @sarahdykhuizen5501 Před 3 lety +845

    “I got drunk, woke up, and screamed it at some women”

    • @FranklyHerman
      @FranklyHerman Před 3 lety +17

      Sounds like a rock star to me

    • @cassidythecat
      @cassidythecat Před 3 lety +1

      @@FranklyHerman sounds like Ronnie Radke. Even though he's a great singer and he has awesome songs, there's no denying that he doesn't have the best track record with women and he has a terrible personality

    • @johanvajse8410
      @johanvajse8410 Před 3 lety +7

      I wondered at this part if it wasn't that the women came up with the music but the male just took credit for it?
      or even had to say he wrote the songs to be able to play them since the emir wouldn't allow the women any credit? is this making sense?

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 3 lety +2

      @@johanvajse8410 Sure, it's not unheard of.

    • @sarahdykhuizen5501
      @sarahdykhuizen5501 Před 3 lety +1

      Ooo tea

  • @clairvaux8459
    @clairvaux8459 Před 3 lety +194

    Zach really being the first one going "I'm trying to help Ryan win one of these" true bro

  • @joiskyhigh
    @joiskyhigh Před 3 lety +216

    I enjoy how this episode fits the Puppet History and Try Guys canon simultaneously, with BOTH Zach and Ryan losing.

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich Před 2 lety +17

      Yeah the universes collided and I was sitting here like „it‘s like dropping a cat with buttered bread taped to its back“. How will it end if neither can win

  • @Cuatalata
    @Cuatalata Před 3 lety +1681

    Who else thinks Ryan is gonna have to make an episode about himself for True Crime about the one time he unalived the professor, fluff and blue furr everywhere. RYAN DON'T DO IT!!!

    • @revinaque1342
      @revinaque1342 Před 3 lety +26

      Excellent April Fools idea for next year!

    • @mustangrose
      @mustangrose Před 3 lety +12

      @@fruitygarlic3601 as long as they didn't use "Unsolved" specifically I don't think they could stop them legally. You can't bar people from a whole genre of content. Unless its specifically stated in their contacts which we don't know.

    • @mustangrose
      @mustangrose Před 3 lety +1

      I mean if they did it on Watcher.

    • @elizabethlovett4318
      @elizabethlovett4318 Před 3 lety +6

      That's really funny! I'd love to see that, as much as I love the Professor. It could just be a puppet history spoof on the professor getting murdered by Ryan is the history lesson told by a substitute. Or maybe when they decide to no longer do puppet history then it can end on that note - the thought of puppet history ending makes me sad...

    • @elizabethlovett4318
      @elizabethlovett4318 Před 3 lety +6

      Maybe include a dumb 911 call (way too many dumb 911 calls) by either Ryan (to complain to the operator that the professor rigs him to lose every time) or the professor before the murder lmao

  • @midoriya-shonen
    @midoriya-shonen Před 3 lety +1304

    "What size was the hole? Was it a circle?" BAD time to take a drink lemme tell ya

    • @greatvalue_ethelcain
      @greatvalue_ethelcain Před 3 lety +47

      Bad idea to watch with my mom lol

    • @lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438
      @lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 Před 2 lety +4

      what did it imply tho
      it's been a while since i ran into a dirty joke i couldn't get, and this will definitely keep me up at night (not) trying to figure it out. give me a hint or sth

    • @midoriya-shonen
      @midoriya-shonen Před 2 lety +28

      @@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 np! it implies he wants to fit his member through the hole

    • @sayarasa8961
      @sayarasa8961 Před 2 lety +29

      @@midoriya-shonen not you using member 😭
      it remind me of 2015 wattpad 😭😭

    • @midoriya-shonen
      @midoriya-shonen Před 2 lety +9

      @@sayarasa8961 lmao I never even got into wattpad 🤣
      I was just trying to avoid the comment getting taken down or smth 🤣🤣

  • @peaches4555
    @peaches4555 Před 3 lety +164

    missed the perfect opportunity to say “i don’t eat peasants anymore, i eat the rich now” LMAO

  • @technotrapper
    @technotrapper Před rokem +69

    I love that Ryan matter of factly suggests the door was actually a gloryhole 😂

  • @s-a-r-a-h
    @s-a-r-a-h Před 3 lety +801

    Shane's attempt at a scouse accent and combinging all of The Beatles' voices is hilarious

    • @sapphosdescendants3997
      @sapphosdescendants3997 Před 3 lety +5

      I think he’s going out of his way to imitate the Beatles for allusion ^^”

  • @Emmabowlesss
    @Emmabowlesss Před 3 lety +810

    Can we talk about all the effort that goes into this show??? From the set, to the graphics, to really fun and entertaining guests every episode. THANK YOU WATCHER

  • @twtclikk7841
    @twtclikk7841 Před 2 lety +113

    the poet, poking lighthearted but excessive fun at ziryab: hey haha you're a funny guy and you make for great material
    the amir, comforting ziryab: you HURT ziryab? you laugh at him like the studio audience? oh! oh! jail for the poet!!! jail for the poet for a thousand years!!!!!!

  • @PinkApocalypse
    @PinkApocalypse Před 3 lety +143

    It makes me crazy happy that this series doesn’t just focus on European history or whatever. I’m absolutely loving learning about history from Middle Eastern or African countries that I probably wouldn’t have otherwise :D

  • @binugget
    @binugget Před 3 lety +2244

    Day one of praying for the Professor to talk about Sappho

  • @noahvintageweedkiller3154
    @noahvintageweedkiller3154 Před 3 lety +467

    The fact that zach and ryan both really shit the bed this episode while zach was trying to get Ryan to win makes me happy

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam Před 3 lety +1

      And actually it worked! Ryan had 2 points at the end, Zach only had 1. And yet...Zach wins? lol.

  • @hannahpeterson2154
    @hannahpeterson2154 Před 3 lety +121

    Why is no one talking about The Professor playing the guitar? It’s so cute

    • @fluorescent_l1500
      @fluorescent_l1500 Před 8 měsíci

      There were 3 hands at this point as well!! Maybe Obi’s helping out lol

  • @canarywings6080
    @canarywings6080 Před 3 lety +208

    Serious props to Shane and the Professor for always picking the coolest subjects to teach us. You have no idea how much I appreciate not just the production value of this show, but the stuff I'm learning also. It's incredible. Thank you so much to Shane, the Professor, and everyone else involved with this show and helping making it happen each week. ily.

  • @Grace-ir8er
    @Grace-ir8er Před 3 lety +1429

    Wait Ryan and The Professor go on Starbucks outings together?
    Oh my gosh I'm not going to be able to focus on the lesson because all I'll be thinking about is The Professor sitting on a stack of books and drinking a little iced tea...

    • @thewriterhorse32
      @thewriterhorse32 Před 3 lety +53

      somebody draw this!!!!!

    • @pebblepanda36
      @pebblepanda36 Před 3 lety +34

      Excuse me, while I try to draw this later today (maybe)

    • @cherryred9801
      @cherryred9801 Před 3 lety +5

      @@pebblepanda36 plz tell us ur insta so we can check it out I need the serotonin

    • @pebblepanda36
      @pebblepanda36 Před 3 lety +6

      @@cherryred9801 my insta is just my user

    • @ItDoesntMatterReally
      @ItDoesntMatterReally Před 3 lety +15

      One of them is drinking a unicorn frappuccino. I can't decide which though...or if they have two straws in it and share....

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 Před 3 lety +313

    21:31 The sheer confusion on Ryan’s face, that he’s the first to get a point for answering a question correctly, that it was a free write question, and that his reasoning was “pee smell funny”

  • @princesstarah2
    @princesstarah2 Před 3 lety +90

    "You start out with a big chunk of something and widdle it down until it becomes Doja Cat." - The Professor, 2021

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl Před 2 lety +122

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 3 points and Zach had kinda 1, I say that because the only point he kinda earned was from his pretty saxophone drawing and not from correctly answering anything. Beef boy was the winner.

    • @honeyvoicehwang8990
      @honeyvoicehwang8990 Před 2 lety +21

      i didn't want to "spoil" the series for myself (because for some reason it took me nearly two years to watch this), so i've gotten to the end of this episode from watching in order in like three days, but i caved ten minutes ago and finally looked it up on the wiki. apparently ryan should've won several times throughout the series by now, and some of the comments on this video suggest that your attitude towards the song are 100% of how the winner is chosen, and we all know ryan doesn't react well to them, others have posited it's payback for ryan suggesting aliens, and one person even said that the professor just wants to keep ryan around because if he wins, he'll be replaced and the professor has grown to enjoy his company.
      however, with no way to know right now, this will remain... unsolved.

    • @LivingMyLife22
      @LivingMyLife22 Před rokem +5

      🫘

    • @goo.absinthe
      @goo.absinthe Před rokem +8

      @@LivingMyLife22 ive been looking for your beans after finding them once on the scores and it makes me feel achieved to see one from 2 days ago finally

    • @LivingMyLife22
      @LivingMyLife22 Před rokem +7

      @@goo.absinthe lol This comment made my day, im rewatching all the episodes in order and so far ive been able to find @archerowl’s comment in each one and leave beans. I hope you come across more too

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@LivingMyLife22oh they’re beans??? I literally thought you were leaving a hot dog/sausage emoji on these comments. 😅

  • @blackmould
    @blackmould Před 3 lety +478

    okay but the professor calling out beef boy for still being obsessed with “Say So” felt like a personal attack that I was not expecting at 7 in the morning 🥲

  • @b.richard7632
    @b.richard7632 Před 3 lety +259

    them shitting on the new star wars and how they treated poe was a surprise to be sure but a welcome one

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 Před 2 lety +26

    Zach and the professor both saying “oh, they’re fucking” at the same time makes me laugh every single time

  • @Guessnought
    @Guessnought Před 3 lety +90

    This is one of those videos where you don't realize how much they swear until you try showing one of your parents

    • @alleycat616
      @alleycat616 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Yes while I do love it I’m
      Also sad wishing they had censored versions bleeped so I could watch them with my 12 year old son because I know he would enjoy some of these.

  • @mattygutowski
    @mattygutowski Před 3 lety +320

    Ryan and Zach’s energy is very Freshman vs Senior

  • @KatrinaaHerbosa
    @KatrinaaHerbosa Před 3 lety +587

    I’m starting to feel sorry for Ryan the same way I was sorry for the Trix rabbit never being able to eat any Trix. #Justice4Bergara

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 Před 3 lety

      Bwahaha 🤣

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam Před 3 lety +7

      I mean you should. He actually had more points this week when this was shown. He had 2, and Zach had 1. But I guess Zach still wins because ya know, idk

  • @sussanachen4928
    @sussanachen4928 Před 3 lety +109

    I love how Zack was so pure and wanted Ryan to get some jelly beans! Try guys/Watcher crossover episodes are the bomb.

  • @laurenherrmann4816
    @laurenherrmann4816 Před 3 lety +1477

    We're just gonna ignore the fact that those two girls clearly wrote all the music?

    • @wingedambition
      @wingedambition Před 3 lety +128

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @janelleskavinsky7629
      @janelleskavinsky7629 Před 2 lety +63

      Unfortunately we are

    • @salf.7484
      @salf.7484 Před 2 lety +356

      RIGHT?? that was all i thought about during that scene, to add on that: it wouldnt be too far fetched to say that they could write their on songs and present them to ziryab the next morning as if they were songs he wrote in his drunken stupor without him questioning it-- truly ghizlan and hunayda deserve far more credit

    • @VivaLaGolf42
      @VivaLaGolf42 Před 2 lety +50

      That’s the way most big “artists” do it now.

    • @Styner09
      @Styner09 Před 2 lety +73

      Right? They probably took his drunken melodies and made them better.

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 Před 3 lety +414

    Donnor Party Episode: We shouldn’t hang out outside the show
    this episode: they go to star bucks together
    ✨character development✨

  • @harrisonlee9585
    @harrisonlee9585 Před 3 lety +326

    Ryan using a coffee mug with The Professor's face on it is proof that love can bloom on the battlefield.

    • @jadeyu7197
      @jadeyu7197 Před 3 lety +7

      THATS A REALLY ADORABLE THOUGHT

    • @moufIonn
      @moufIonn Před 3 lety +4

      a metal gear reference? here of all places?

    • @harrisonlee9585
      @harrisonlee9585 Před 2 lety +4

      @@moufIonn A reference to surpass Metal Gear.

    • @vanillanoxfleuret
      @vanillanoxfleuret Před 2 lety +1

      I'm suddenly realising the Professor looks a bit like Otacon

  • @kaylin9155
    @kaylin9155 Před 3 lety +60

    Ryan saying "you should think of me as your true south" was such a mood.

  • @bobpieczarka4357
    @bobpieczarka4357 Před 3 lety +90

    The professor's ability to quip is epic!
    "That's a nice way to describe dog shit"
    "It's EXACTLY like Trolls: World Tour"

  • @cassidythecat
    @cassidythecat Před 3 lety +1115

    Just imagine Zach's fiancee Margaret (Maggie), who's bravely facing the pandemic in a hospital as a pediatric nurse to come home to a giggly Zach who's happily holding up a dry erase board with a giant smily face

    • @finn1666
      @finn1666 Před 3 lety +159

      remember that one time zach was half-naked with lipstick on his face chasing a fly around his living room.. i dont think thats the weirdest thing maggie has come home to

    • @finn1666
      @finn1666 Před 3 lety +17

      @deri video's called try guys quarantine update day 14 i think

    • @princesssookeh
      @princesssookeh Před 3 lety +4

      I cry. this is so sweet DX

  • @karinaelias6606
    @karinaelias6606 Před 3 lety +227

    ryan getting more and more sad when getting jelly beans bc he knows he gon loose anyway is just sad :(

  • @meralak91
    @meralak91 Před 3 lety +55

    Ryan is literally becoming the Batman quote “ you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain” 😂😂😂

  • @Slashycent
    @Slashycent Před 2 lety +77

    Is nobody going to mention how that was literally just a Beatles song? lol.
    And Paul wrote songs from his dreams too. Starting to see some parallels. No wonder Ziryab was so famous, he was the first Beatle.

    • @messianic_scam
      @messianic_scam Před 2 lety

      ziryab was Kurdish from Iraq he the one who add the kurd scale you liberal turned him to blak african to give your afrocentric historical favors

    • @robynpitts8913
      @robynpitts8913 Před 2 lety +3

      the oud keeps saying peace and love so it's making me think it's specifically Ringo starr

  • @alyssumemily
    @alyssumemily Před 3 lety +343

    I would pay attention in school so much more if The Professor was my teacher.

  • @Hinatazuki
    @Hinatazuki Před 3 lety +188

    “Where the details are a little fuzzy”
    Ryan: these points are a little fuzzy

  • @hubble.-.
    @hubble.-. Před rokem +24

    I literally screamed when the Professor show up playing the guitar!!! He is so cutee!!!

  • @kaylie2496
    @kaylie2496 Před rokem +13

    7:13
    “love dipping their wick in the company ink” hits different now, huh?

    • @annalisasteinnes
      @annalisasteinnes Před rokem +1

      I keep seeing this comment and don't know what it means. Is it related to Watcher or Try Guys?

    • @kaylie2496
      @kaylie2496 Před rokem +3

      @@annalisasteinnes yea, it’s funny now bc ned formerly from the try guys was in a relationship with an employee, hence he was…”dipping his wick in the company ink”

    • @lilygayton
      @lilygayton Před 10 měsíci

      I went into the comments to see if anyone pointed this out

  • @kaye7134
    @kaye7134 Před 3 lety +155

    The fact that the Professor is a Harry Styles stan is everything to me

  • @madisonperry7447
    @madisonperry7447 Před 3 lety +418

    The beast of Gevaudan: I’m vegan now!
    Also the beast: I paired it with some cheese empanadas.
    Who’s going to tell him.

    • @keyaunna.
      @keyaunna. Před 3 lety +2

      BAHAHAHA

    • @kebert2thumbsup
      @kebert2thumbsup Před 3 lety +17

      Maybe it's a vegan empanada? 🤷🏼‍♀️
      But then he also mentioned going out to wander the fields soooooo

    • @pebblepanda36
      @pebblepanda36 Před 3 lety +4

      I noticed that as well lmao the least he is is vegetarian

    • @j5068
      @j5068 Před 3 lety +18

      Vegan cheese is a thing

    • @Grace-ir8er
      @Grace-ir8er Před 3 lety +17

      They could be vegan cheese empanadas! I looked it up and apparently they do exist.

  • @coltonmartin5057
    @coltonmartin5057 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Zach "dipping their wick in the company ink" 😮 he predicted the future!

  • @francescapatti2934
    @francescapatti2934 Před 3 lety +69

    Can we talk about the fact that some guy just fucking felt it was ok to insult the Emirs boyfriend? We stan bro 😂

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich Před 2 lety

      Yeah that was a dumb fucking move my guy lmao

  • @aqsayounus6236
    @aqsayounus6236 Před 3 lety +244

    I love how the professor is trying his best with Arabic names

    • @badwifi931
      @badwifi931 Před 3 lety +13

      Love it so much

    • @emilywilhite5807
      @emilywilhite5807 Před 3 lety +25

      I’m generally impressed that he does obviously attempt to get foreign names right.

  • @benniek1050
    @benniek1050 Před 3 lety +464

    Man, shoutout to watcher for spotlighting some amazing black historical people who I would never have heard of otherwise

  • @emcarpio
    @emcarpio Před rokem +13

    “rockstars love dipping their wick in the company ink” aged horrendously

  • @louises.p6833
    @louises.p6833 Před 3 lety +39

    Nothing brings me more joy than Ryan's hardcore cackle

  • @antoniacosta6221
    @antoniacosta6221 Před 3 lety +448

    So no one's gonna talk about how Ryan and the Professor went on a Starbucks date

  • @sincerelyrey
    @sincerelyrey Před 3 lety +106

    Ok but professor's lil guitar and his solo was SO FRICKING CUTE ASJKJSKJSJKS

  • @MovieEnvy
    @MovieEnvy Před 3 lety +33

    So to get back at the Professor Ryan is going to pee in his own mug. Bold Strategy.

  • @Doinge
    @Doinge Před rokem +6

    7:09 zach doesn't know how true this will hold, whew

  • @JCasR3
    @JCasR3 Před 3 lety +261

    Is this Shane’s payback for the years of being Ryan’s sidekick on Unsolved?

    • @otdtyh
      @otdtyh Před 3 lety +39

      Specifically all the times Ryan brought aliens or the paranormal into it. 😂

    • @downtherabbithole8325
      @downtherabbithole8325 Před 2 lety +1

      It's for the times Ryan kept him up all night when ghost hunting

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr Před 3 lety +155

    We need to talk about the fact that that lion tamer was canonically female, and therefore apparently bisexual. And that's the kind of female representation we need. Casual drunken stupor booze-dream representation any day!

  • @nelsonnoname001
    @nelsonnoname001 Před 3 lety +27

    I feel like there is some kind of story series running loosely in the background of these like Mystery Science Theater - Ryan is being held hostage by a sadistic ex-history professor (the Universities couldn't handle him and his unorthodox methods) inside a unknow abandoned theater, and he needs to get the most jelly beans if he wants to ever return home, but if he doesn't that's all he has to eat until the next round - But he needs somebody to compete against so the professor kidnaps a random person for him to play against, and usually the professor is so impressed by how the opponent does, he rewards them and sets them free

  • @kaycee5502
    @kaycee5502 Před 2 lety +20

    "That's a nice way to describe dog shit" TOOK ME OUT

  • @bloombud3869
    @bloombud3869 Před 3 lety +107

    “Ryan thanks for Tryan” needs to be on a shirt at this point 😂

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 Před 3 lety +114

    I adore the professor and ryan's relationship. they keep getting more and more hostile while the guest goes to get the prize. how long until we hear about them on true crime?

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 3 lety

      I don't think they threatened to fight each other this time.

  • @edenmcdonald9373
    @edenmcdonald9373 Před rokem +13

    I laughed when zack said rockstars love dipping there pen in company ink, I immediately was like yup he right about that

  • @jadad468
    @jadad468 Před 2 lety +27

    This is genuinely one of my favorite episodes of Puppet History. Zach, Ryan and the Professor bounce off of each other to make a hilariously entertaining episode. Also the song is constantly stuck in my head but that's neither here nor there