The World's Greatest/Rudest Samurai • Puppet History
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Featuring: Ryan Bergara, Garrick Bernard
Research: Kari Koeppel
Writer: Garrett Werner
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Backstory: The professor does not let Ryan win because he wants Ryan to remain human and not a puppet.
Makes sense considering Ryan is a sucker for jelly beans
OH MY GOSH!!!!! DemonShane protecting Ryan in all forms bye
the people on the show aren't contestants, they're Victims
just like edward and bella
I would love to see all the past winners turn into puppets...
Shane: "the only person qualified to sing a duet with me is me"
“I see no god up here - OTHER THAN ME.”
He didn't lie tho
Shane? I only know Professor.
Ryan: “You’ve seen this show right? You see these dumb songs?”
Garrick: “They’re not dumb. I like them.”
Ryan: “I know. Everyone does.”
I felt this because my dad was a substitute teacher that all the kids loved and made up songs 🥴
Well atleast Ryan is self aware that he is the only one who hates these songs.
@@gabyschirripa5244 your dad sounds awesome
This is even funnier because Garrick notoriously hates musicals lmao
@@mars_mayday there is nothing funnier than his pure valid hatred for the greatest showman
Never did I think that a song about disconnected gay oars that were separated because one had to be turned into a sword to kill an esteemed samurai by an equally but secretly more esteemed samurai would be genuinely moving and very very well done
It needs to be its own musical!
No but literally why is the songwriting so good, I love it.
Ryan, casually: "oh yea I body slammed a racist once"
That's precisely the thought I had when that happened
That’s at least 3 jellybeans worth!
iconic
honestly good for him
as one should (✿◠‿◠)
“OAR, weren’t we?”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We don’t deserve Shane. This is amazing.
I love Garrick softly saying the songs aren’t dumb and he likes them, Ryan begrudgingly admitting he knows and everyone likes them.
Who’s Shane? All I know is the Professor
@@Ryebreaded Shane voices the Professor
Mauricia he is joking
@@AmethystEyes Oh
The reactions to kid Ryan slamming a child to the ground and then finding out he was racist have the same energy as Shane finding out the Ax Man was racist
wait this is literally so true. HAHAHH
Yeah so weird. He killed people… “okay” and was racist “what a piece of shit!”
Or finding out Ken Rex McElroy was a pedophile
Musashi: Now I've thrown him off his rhythm. STREET SMARTS!
Fuckin had me wheezing lmfao
goddamned john mullaney lol
Bittenbinder probablly could have read that book. Probably got a lot from it.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Musashi was the apprentice of J.J. Bittenbinder lmao
Can we talk about 1. shane's vocal range and 2. the fact he said gay rights for ores
Thats because mcnassy is gay(the professer
1, it’s oars
2. I love your comment
We stan a same-object love supporter.
@@jaylasanchez4039 WOAH WOAH HOLD IT THERE BUSTER
@@zombieo_43 ??
Shane is on another level, out here harmonizing with HIMSELF
IKR
Or maybe Shane has a twin?
Like Jeff Lynne of Electric Light Orchestra
The reason he carved the oar into a sword is because Sasaki's sword was huge. Like really big. A three shaku blade (35.5 inches or so). For reference a typical katana is about 24 inches. Musashi would have been at a significant reach disadvantage, so he carved the boat's oar to be a wooden sword 43 inches long. Giving him the reach advantage.
Yups sasaki is the master of Nodachi (straight edged long sword) and a really a good one qt that according to the story, Musashi in the other hand is used normal length katana
Help why does this sound like Ye Olde Dick Measuring Competition
This is hilarious and badass.
Couldn't he get a bigger metal sword before that???
@@liriodendronlasianthus yes, but that would be exactly what his opponent would be expecting. Also, hello fellow Starkid fan!
@@DarkestElemental616 Hello fellow Starkid!
Well, that makes this whole affair way way funnier.
Imagine being the Professor and politely asking your guests if they've ever been in a fight to get your students engaged in your topic, imagining that you'll maybe hear about some drunken fisticuffs or something. And instead your good friend Ryan just casually drops into the conversation that he physically picked up and slammed a racist child into the ground at age 12. How do you even recover man I would be unable to think about anything else for at least 3 weeks
I remember kicking the ass of a Drug Dealers kid for picking on a cat when I was in 6th grade. I had no idea and didn’t know what a Drug dealer even was. My mom quickly made me apologize to which he said I did nothing wrong and said he’s seen that I was a good kid to people when they earned it and that his son was being a shit that day. So yeah Drug Dealer said I was within my right to kick his kids ass, I guess professionals do have standards
@@fist-of-doom487 OH MY GAWWWDDDDD
@@ThirrinDiamond probably the closest thing my Mom ever came to a near death experience as far as I know lol. Ignorance is Bliss, I had no idea what I was doing or who I was messing with until I got told about it years later.
@@fist-of-doom487 ........ you escaped a potential maffia. Thats fucking insane man. I hope yall are safer now and the trauma isnt too intense for either of ya 💗
@@ThirrinDiamond nah, we laugh about it now and I feel a certain amount of pride. No lasting trauma from it, in fact I couldn’t even say their was trauma in the moment. That was YEARS ago. I’m 26 now
Imagine being 12 years old and hearing of this country bumpkin that straight up murdered not just one but TWO of your older, more skilled relatives and then your family just looks at you like "alright buddy, you're up". The audacity.
Right??!! Poor kid!
It’s worse than that, it was his dad and his uncle :(
Late, but that poor kid certainly deserved better.
"Oh no Ryan don't chuck kids! Oh he was racist? Oh ok get his ass"
Love to see it
This show really is just 'guy puts on a puppet show for his friends where one of them is begrudgingly delighted and one is enthusiastically delighted'
I love Garrick and the Professor's initial shock at Ryan picking up someone over his head and slamming him into the ground, until Ryan said that the kid was being racist and then they were like "that's understandable". Mood tbh
Nah, cows moo.
Ryan deserved a jellybean for that, honestly.
the immediate shift from "woah, holy shit dude??" to "oh okay fuck that guy lmao"
@@glassphoenix9095 so real like at first I was like "dam you go tiny" to "oh WOW you GO tiny"
Somebody give Shane Madej a hug cause these last 2 songs have been devastating. Catch me crying over gay oars and a clipped coin at 2 am.
Same sis
Yes 😭
@Raea let’s make a club
@@hannahpchism absolutely let's do that😂
not to mention the train that couldn't carry Lincoln
i can't believe i DIDN'T expect a heartbreaking homoromantic song about two oars from mr madej
I believe you mean Professor
You mean the oars
i didnt expect anything less from the guy who lay down on a pentagram and screamed "rock and roll buckaroo"
Miyamoto Mushashi will forever be the closest thing we've ever had to a real life anime character.
I mean Son Goku (Sung Wukong) never actually might have existed. So i have to agree.
There was a South American native Chief who caused such problems for the Spanish, that when they caught him, they cut off both his hands and set him free; as if to say, "He's no threat now"; only to have him fit knives to the ends of his stumps and make a come back!
@@ieatpeopleand Dororo!
Mans was doing side quests in the middle of a main quest lmaoo
Welp. They made em into an anime in Fate
fun fact: Miyamoto didn’t use steel swords, he commonly used wooden swords, as he wanted to prove his level of skill to his opponent
Ok but this explained 10:18 for me
Also sort of explains why the stories mentioned here talk of how he bludgeoned his opponents. And why the younger brother looked to be stabbed by his own sword instead Musashi’s.
I can't believe Ryan is the guy who screamed like a maniac in the old city jail and also the same guy who slammed a racist kid over his head at 12
that pile of bricks really did a number on him
ghosts are scary! racists just need a good beatin'.
a man of many talents
It’s funny cause I feel like Shane is exactly the opposite. He is unperturbed by ghosts but would get beaten up by a 12 year old now.
The difference between ghosts and racists is racists can bleed lmao
Musashi is literally the most savage person in history, this man straight up SLEPT while his opponent got ready to kill him 💀💀💀💀💀
Why did I originally read this as “this man slept with his opponent” 💀
17’s Diamond Life
I mean, that sounds par for the course
@@17sdiamondlife2 svt stan? a CARAT?
baby yoda Hey!! 👋
Omg carat watcherssss
Ryan and Garrick radiate the same energy as wake and bake college students in a class they love and it fills me with such joy.
@@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode better than sleepin’ and weepin’ I suppose
1) Garrick liking the songs at the end of the production is hilarious because he notoriously hates musicals (as mentioned on every Guilty Pleasures podcast featuring a musical)
2) Ryan being the kind of kid who can slam DUNK a kid into the ground is exactly the kind of challenger Musashi would have loved to have had
3) Garrick and Ryan are the duo teachers would constantly have to separate at school because they'd keep joking around with each other
The story: happened centuries ago
Ryan: I hope he doesn't die
Me: who's gonna tell him
Don't you dare
nobody gon talk abt how theres only 8 dislikes. ppl just blind.
@@xenophiliuslovegood6914 agreed, he's too pure
Xenophilius Lovegood somebody’s gotta tell him
@@ally2930 🙉
Shout out to young Ryan for fighting that racist boy. Ricky Goldsworth jumped out; talk shit get hit.
This whole season I've actually been thinking one day that ricky goldsworth is coming out and when that they comes were all screwed
@@o0Scarrow0o Ricky Goldsworth v. The Professor: who will win!?
Ricky Goldsworth has always been around, Ryan just hadn't named him until Unsolved.
@@KatieTheKraken big brain time
29:53 hate how nobody is talking about this. this song is about gay OARS and shane SNAPPED. if you look a bit past the comedy, this is honestly really beautiful.
Ryan and the professor slowly becoming more theatrical in their hatred for each other is the subplot I didn't know I needed
I believe puppet history is technically eligible for several Tony’s
...what? How do we get this puppet a Tony? pls share your wisdom
An Obie at least.
don’t forget the emmys
I second this notion good sir
Technically. The best kind of eligible.
The “face” The Professor made when he learned about Ryan’s flight ability seriously made him question antagonizing him was priceless!
timestamp
wait ryan can fly?
Typo they meant FIGHT everybody
damn I'd be shocked if I learned my mortal enemy could fly
“I mean, I know he’s a serial killer, but I kinda wish he was my dad.”
“Well, for the right price he could be.”
These two are so casually unhinged, I love it 🤣
imagine if that family just kept going down the line and musashi straight-up fought a baby
He would’ve killed that baby. Musashi’s hands are rated E for everyone. lol
theory: the professor actually really appreciates ryan, he doesn’t let him win because that would mean he has to leave
NO THATS SAD IM ALREADY CRYING OVER THE OARS 🥺🥺🥺
omg TT
Omfg I’m gonna cry
brUh if any of my teachers prevented me from passing so i wouldnt leave, i'd be--- wtf 😂
@@ziqqyziqqy same, man. Fucking same 🤣
This show has evolved and grown so much that it doesn't even feel like "Shane" anymore. Like Professor is honestly its own mysterious chaotic entity and Shane is merely trapped being its power source.
shane is the genie
Shane is his roommate and protects himself from the cat
honestly im building this whole theory for the professors backstory
Shane came across a genie and his wish was to continue ruining history but sprinkle in more ✨theatre✨ and the genie obliged and now Shane is trapped
Demon, man.
Remember Shane inviting Demons into his body?
Demon got him
"Sometimes you gotta make a business decision" is maybe one of the most stone cold phrases i've ever heard refer to murder.
Well, Ryan would be capable of murder with no problem. He looks mentally unstable to me, aparently from some prolonged childhood trauma or something similar, and he shows zero empathy quite often. He scares me, tbh.
His story sounds like if a new person started playing an rpg board game and kept getting super high rolls lol.
Shane is out here harmonizing with himself like Beyonce do. He is on another level.
“I am Beyoncé always.”
"I mean I know he's a serial killer, but I kinda wish he was my dad!"
"Well for the right price, he could be"
It has been a loooong time since I've laughed so hard at anything, thank you for Puppet History
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
Actual Score: Ryan had 5 points and Garrick had 5. It was a tie, but you could say Ryan won because he wasn't turned into a puppet.
🫘
i have been waiting for someone to do this, thank u!
@@LivingMyLife22 why saumsage
@@Who_evenamIanymore These are beans my friend
“Is he gonna turn back?”
“Nope! See ya next week!”
“This hurts”
im sorry but mikinosuke's parents selling him has the same energy as y/n getting sold to one direction by her drug addict mother
I'm dead. This is underrated
HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES
@@casstheshifter2176 lmao i posted this like a week after the video went up
LMFAOO.
PLEASE BAHAHAHAH
A DUET?! THE PROFESSOR IS BRINGING HIS A GAME THIS SEASON!
YES! As a musician, it was amazing
Give credit to where it’s due...to the oars!
(Really to Shane)
What can I say
I read this comment before the video began and wait for the whole video
It was worth it
Asma Shareen Very worth it
can i just say that one of my favourite things about this show is that they dont just do american history? like, they do america and asia and africa and things that i learnt at school (as a brit). i just think its cool bc we dont rly get to hear about much that happens outside europe in my school
right? i'm from south america and it's so fun to learn about other places, if it was only history from the united states i wouldn't watch
Important detail is that kojiro used a longer than normal katana, which is why Musashi used the oar, as kojiro was used to having the reach advantage, so Musashi made his oar slightly longer giving him the win
I... Professor? Blink if you're being held hostage by a Genie.
Yea we need to know
If the professor ever blinked though I would be so scared
Does the professor even have eyelids though?
@@gigicilla7 That's how we know for a fact that he is in trouble, when he finally blinks after 10 episodes 😂
@@o0Scarrow0o He's a man of mystery... 😂
The professor knowing nothing about basketball is a mood
Percy Rios indeed
I can relate 😂 lmao
so, no one is gonna talk about how Musashi ended up like The Mom in every "my mom sold me to one direction" fanfic??
The mom in every WHAT?
Except he didn't sell his child?? He purchased a child like One Direction
@@richardball5843
You clearly were not on any fanfiction sites as a preteen/young teen
@@ashlynnheller8400I definitely was on fan fiction sites as a teen and I’ve NEVER heard of this before the comments in this comment section. To be fair, I wasn’t a one direction fan and didn’t really go for shipping irl people, which is the only kind of fanfic I’ve ever seen for one direction. But still, how and WHY did that story premise even happen???
I have been reading fanfic for decades and I have never heard of this trope. I'm not here to yuck anyone's yum, but what in the actual hell.
Ok Shane said "gay rights for oars" and Ryan made a reference to The Office and basketball multiple times. *I'M LIVING*
Ryan: i picked him up over his head and threw him on the ground
The Professor: *F E A R*
this week on puppet history: twelve year old killers and gay oars
Truly 😂😂
@Anthony Lucero JAIL FOR YOU
@Anthony Lucero 😀what
Quality content
as a gay (wh)o(re)ar i love this comment and this episode
The oar duet was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever been blessed to see and hear.
I did a lot of research on musashi back in middle school. I read his equivalent of "the art of war" and it carried me through my middleschool/highschool wrestling career. I remember shaving the bark off of branches and making "swords" with the neighborhood kids and we would have little duels.
Theory: Shane is the genie but the reason the Professor owes him is that Shane is actually a demon
THIS tbeory is by far my favorite
YOUR ONTO SOMETHING
IN FACT, when Shane stole the Goatman's Bridge, he might have imprisoned the Goatman in the Professor!
@@Karin_Allen Damn it. I was going to say the same thing
Karin Allen THATS SO GOOD
Wow, if Ryan can lift someone up over his head and slammed them into the ground as a child, imagine what he can do to a puppet
The professor is an immortal being, Ryan is no challenge for him
If Ryan tries to attack the Professor, the samurai sword will protect him🔪
You're scaring the professor
@@fuzzyfizz Good
@@shai_latte_3683 that little bastard is stealing souls!
17:06 I'll NEVER get tired of that. "I'm trying, this dude's an A-hole!" 😂
The oar song is unfairly good and so is this entire lesson. 10/10 loved it.
I love the sign during the fight that says "why are these signs in English?"
Mrs. Bennett omg I just realized 😂
“That’s a pretty bird” “Jesus that’s not a pretty bird” Beef boy 2020
And that’s why shrikes are my favorite bird
Shrikes are best bird
Beef man* EXUSE YOU
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I love how that's just his name now
Did an actual, cartoonish spit take from “Imagine if the zodiac killer was just fighting people to death”
This episode is honestly my favourite among all 5 seasons. This is peak comedy at its most absurd level. Honestly, the GOAT when it comes to Puppet History. It's a close tie between this, the Isaac Newton episode with Keith, and the Jose Rizal episode.
The professor is actually protecting Ryan by not giving him the jelly beans.
Why do you think the winners never come back?
@@DB-wb1tz KP did
@@umaaamiii she is different than the others
@@umaaamiii she's immune because of the tie in the second episode
@@drfreudsmom she is in on it...
New theory: Ryan has a little notebook he's using to actually tally history points in hes never ceasing quest to become history master
That'd be funny though lol
He won once
@@kassidytucker8431 When?
Kassidy Tucker He only tied
@@MrNarwhaI nah, when you tally up actual question points without the bullshit Ryan has either won or tied every episode beside the last two
Even though Ryan is always making fun of Shane’s songs, you can tell how proud he is of his friend.
Is everyone going to ignore the fact that when the oars were off screening it they put the sound of sawing wood in there. please tell me i’m not the only one who understood what that meant💀💀
i didn't think i'd be seeing gay oars in this week's history lesson, but i stan
i mean.. how can you tell they’re both the same gender?💀
Lynnie how can you tell their not?
YES I ALSO STAN
A yes the racoon My ancient enemy well i can’t lmao i’m just saying lol i stan either way
one more oar and they could've had an oar-gie
Oh my god Garrick turning into a puppet at the end killed me
“It hurts..”
What if the chest pain that he experienced at the end of his life was the ghost of the last guy he killed smacking him with a paddle?
"without knowing others, one cannot really know oneself"
damn, that's a beautiful quote, gotta write it down
everyone here is just ignoring the wonderful moments where the Professor is clueless about sports but still trying to follow along with Ryan and Garrick's Sports Bro Talk
Always with the double rim argument ❔❔❔😕
Lololol!! Someone else picked up on that!
I'm shocked that as alpha-bro as Shane is that he doesn't follow sports.
Ok but the dogs barking got me. I thought my dogs were barking.
1 - did Shane did just a duet with himself?! MASTERFUL!
2 - I demand the return of Puppet Garrick!
The Professor and Garrick the research assistant
The musical production of those 2 oars is absolutely genius and deserves more appreciation, 'oar' at least SOME acknowledgment. Beautiful, well done!
I red Musashi's Book by Eiji Yoshikawa. The story of Musashi was a serious and had a looot of philosophy. But this one is very funny, hillarious and cute version of Musashi. Damn good! I should watch you guys often. I have to share this to my big bro and see his reactions. He's a fan of Musashi, either he will laugh out loud or cried......hahahahaha
Hilarious and cute version? Of the guy who jumped out of a bush and stabbed a 12 year old and then proceeded to run like hell to avoid being shot?
that ending omgggg now i demand a ryan puppet just to mess with him lmaooo
bruh just like hearing his voice in the Hotdoga lmaooooooooo
Oh for sure! I totally agree that we need that to happen
ryan would be so mad ahah
So irl Ryan lore
* He's been able to throw kids at 12 with pure strength
* He was given a mysterious katana
* He fell into some bricks and has some memory because of it
He’s basically an anime character at this point
@@gretablackwell495 I'm just waiting for it to be reveal that Ryan actually went through secret warrior training
Don't forget being menaced by a tube of toothpaste #neverforget
Andrew A he also was apparently born with the dry skin of a lizard
His father is a serial killer dentist and his mother has claimed to be an alien
Ryan saying "everyone does"" about the songs and not saying "everyone does...except me" makes me think he's secretly a lover ❄️
Why didn't anyone say "you know if your opponent doesn't show up in 15 minutes, you can leave"
The dislikes are just Ryan creating different accounts because he’s still bitter about losing.
Not my fault he's not good enough...
The Professor I hope some day they allow you on the rides at Disney
Not only did Musashi carry a sword, he's know for carrying two - Deadpool style. That's actually why a gene I have studied (as a biochemist) is called Musashi - because it looks like that classic two-sword pose.
Dual wielding?!?! Man that’s some anime crap right there. Well I’m not surprised his life sounds like a two season shonen.
This is so dope
I assumed that cause the picture has 2 swords and at the end it said something like 2 swords style or something. But damn that's cool
You mean 2 katanas at once? Most samurai did carry 2 swords, but while one of them would be indeed a katana, the other would be a wakizashi, more of a short sword/knife.
@@ismet1664 yes, 2 katanas at once. As I said, like Deadpool.
There’s something about watching a cuddly puppet say “fck em!” That is *chefs kiss*
ryan: playing sport with your dad and you win because hes just getting older
shane: one time you put your child down will be the last time lul
The lore so far:
-The professor is either an immortal or a time traveler
-He has had a run in with a genie AND he’s used up all of his wishes.
-The genie possibly turned him into a puppet (the one episode where he mentioned the genie tricking you even if you phrase something just right)
-The jelly beans in the coveted cup given to the episode’s history master turns them into a puppet, but the ones in his book bag do not (Black Death episode - Steven and Ryan both take beans and eat them on camera, although that was the first episode so lore may not count there)
Fucking hell Was this all just an excuse to continue the hot dog saga
😮
-the professor eating his own jellybean shits
-the professor farming and eating spiders
-cats being the natural predator of puppets
-puppet discrimination is canon
The real reason Ryan never wins...
And that's why Shane never lets Ryan win
ngl musashi seems like the kind of guy who'd have a 'who can walk faster on the sidewalk' mental competitions with strangers on the street and then really get into it and congratulate himself when he won
"irritating one's opponent"
Did you mean, *"throw him off his rhythm"?*
He threw off his groove......
I find it interesting (in a good way) that Western music (aka, music that one would find in a Western movie) was added when the Professor started talking about Musashi's most famous fight. Especially after learning that Samurai films and Western films tend to share a lot of similarities to each other when comparing films (ex: Yojimbo and A Fist Full of Dollars)
theory: Something went down with the professor and a genie and sense the professor owes him, the genie is making him collect souls by giving people jelly beans that turn them into puppets and the professor is trying to save ryan by making him lose every time.
That is absolutely perfect I showed my sister this comment she said that no one else has turned into a puppet.
pack it up demon shane
How does that explain the fact that one lady has 3 trophies
@@zachkubish598 damn u right 😔
Czakarie Kubish you right
The more stories I hear of Ryans childhood, the more everything makes sense
it's all coming together
Didnt he almost brained himself on a pavement once and got hit by lighting once or is that just me halucinating him say that
alifia ! I think so and his mum put herself in the washing machine or something and told him she wasn’t his real mum I can’t remember😂😭
@@eleanorgouldie9355 Yeah. She put a wig in the washing machine and told him that his real mom was in the washer, I think.
@@eleanorgouldie9355 😂😂 what?!
If you like to read/like comics and you enjoyed this episode, I HIGHLY recommend the manga "Vagabond" by Takehiko Inoue, it is a retelling of Musashi's story, dramatized with some story parts but very good, with some gorgeous visuals.
So what do they say about him ambushing a 12 year old because he was afraid of getting beaten in an actual fight?
As much as I love Ryan and the Professor bullying each other, it was so lovely to see Ryan enjoying himself so much this episode
plot twist: the professor is slowly turning all of the guests into puppets so he can recruit a giant puppet army which he will use to challenge the genie that turned him into a puppet. If the genie doesn't turn him back, he will intstead turn every human into a puppet, except for his dear friend ryan, who he's been trying to protect all along.
Good
The professor is actually protecting Ryan by not giving him the jelly beans.
IS THAT WHY HE WONT LET RYAN WIN?? COS THE WINNERS GET TURNED INTO PUPPETS?
That's crazy good lore😂💯
Lowkey reminds me of Bugsnax-
So Shane just sung a duet between two gay oars, huh?
Alright.
I love this show.
this is incredible
2020 do be giving the gays nourishment, just sayin.
and they were oaroomates
Maxwell Brooks oh my god they were oaroomates
same, legendary
The Professor sweeping the land and turning people into puppets to force them to play in his theater is honestly a horror movie.
This history lesson prepared me for the Record of Ragnarok anime
Ryan's various names/alter-egos:
. Ryan Bergara
. Ricky Goldsworth
. Balls Balls
. Beef Man/Boy
Alex you forgot “Night Night”
@@AmethystEyes And Brad Pistachio!
Lmao I forgot about Balls Balls
And also Ryan’s official Aliases
Beef man
Also B Boy!
Nobody:
Me: I hope those gay oars work out their relationship problems..
*CHOKES*
mood
Me, way too often
From the future: well-
Same! They're presious and I love them.
this is by far one of my favorite episodes of puppet history bc i love the idea of this samurai being the greatest samurai through the sheer power of being rude lol
The sawing sound effect when things get hot and heavy omfg.
theory: ryan is actually being protected by the professor if he is spreading his puppetry disease by jelly beans.
also hey garrick. garrick. why. why do you have that puppet. who made that for you. i have questions. GARRICK.
That’s a puppet you can order. My local theatre used the same exact puppet as Gary Coleman in Avenue Q.
@@melaniemagolan2241 that does explain that but then why. why does he have it. did shane call garrick to be like, hey i need to send you this puppet for a bit
“Trust me, it’ll mindfuck so many people it’s gonna be hilarious man.”
impishclutter why don’t you own a puppet? They’re fun
why is no one talking about how adorable garrick is
Emyliine literally would adorable
Yes! When the oar was sad he was like "you ok?" Immediately made me want to see more of him! And that ending! Perfect! Would love to see him come back!
Dimples for days
He needs to come back he is so bloody adorable
He's also the best audience ever! It was so amazing to see him react!
the fact that these songs are still not on Spotify is a tragedy
Garrick saying 'hey' to the oar is everything