The Deceitful Imposter King Of Persia

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  • @donkenkonken6685
    @donkenkonken6685 Před 6 lety +2890

    "Yo smerdis you know who you look like?"
    "Who?"
    "Smerdis"

    • @eddiesmile5442
      @eddiesmile5442 Před 3 lety +76

      “Yeah, duh. That’s me”
      “No, you look like SMERDIS”
      “SMERDIS Smerdis?”
      “SMERDIS Smerdis.”
      “Oh hell yeah”

    • @paigemulleman469
      @paigemulleman469 Před 3 lety +6

      I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂

    • @firstnamelastname-om4qb
      @firstnamelastname-om4qb Před 2 lety

      @@paigemulleman469 who was the fake smerdis brother name respond quick

  • @t.jackson2613
    @t.jackson2613 Před 6 lety +7005

    If they would teach this way in school, nobody would quit. Ever.

  • @mimilewis3653
    @mimilewis3653 Před 6 lety +7692

    “You’ve brought me such joy. Where’s my bow and arrow??” 😂😂😂😂

    • @chinmayeesurve7769
      @chinmayeesurve7769 Před 5 lety +111

      Ohh dear... Don't you need a son?

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Před 5 lety +68

      That and bring me my bow and your son's still cracks me up even now hahaha
      Although it's funny that she derails an assassin's Creed haybale joke with the laundry comment not getting the reference haha

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 Před 4 lety +7

      You've brought me such Joy. Wheres my bow and arrow??

  • @francesleones4973
    @francesleones4973 Před 6 lety +3533

    Garret: You've brought me such joy. Where's my bow and arrow?
    Garrick: Bring me my bow and your sons.
    These two are gold 😂

  • @thebestaqua32
    @thebestaqua32 Před 5 lety +5596

    Man, Shane and Ryan have wildly different narrating voices

    • @dori_casper
      @dori_casper Před 4 lety +253

      I think Ryan on purpose makes it sound spooky

    • @dori_casper
      @dori_casper Před 4 lety +123

      I'm sure Ryan makes his voice spooky on purpose

    • @elizabethdesruisseau7826
      @elizabethdesruisseau7826 Před 4 lety +2

      So true haha

    • @pierce888
      @pierce888 Před 4 lety +2

      You have the best profile pic

    • @star_gems
      @star_gems Před 4 lety +146

      I would love a Ruining History ep with Ryan doing the voiceovers and an Unsolved ep with Shane doing the narrating.

  • @jordanv5676
    @jordanv5676 Před 6 lety +2430

    The nobleman should have decided who got the throne by a bow and arrow contest. Whoever has a son left is king.

  • @rileyc.3224
    @rileyc.3224 Před 5 lety +2965

    * pulls out bow and arrow* “ WHERES UR SON”

  • @giveyograndpaahug3153
    @giveyograndpaahug3153 Před 4 lety +2730

    I'm flooding this series to let you all know that Shane has a new History show called PUPPET HISTORY!
    that's how passionate I am about it! It's so good shane sings too!

    • @abbyankrah3728
      @abbyankrah3728 Před 4 lety +86

      No Fr its really good if your missing ruining history like I am puppet history will fill that void😊

    • @SomeoneOnEarth_707
      @SomeoneOnEarth_707 Před 4 lety +14

      Thanks for
      commenting this👍🏾

    • @fudge1770able
      @fudge1770able Před 3 lety +20

      There is even a season 2 for puppet history. It just started.

    • @AnaisDemi
      @AnaisDemi Před 3 lety +34

      You are responsible for guiding me to puppet history and I can't thank you enough- I dislike puppets but puppet history is like the funniest thing ever and the songs!! The songs!! THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @SirRengeti
      @SirRengeti Před 3 lety +4

      It is such a good show!

  • @painter-midge
    @painter-midge Před 6 lety +2443

    Who would win?
    - One of the largest empires in history, including many witnesses and powerful figures
    - OnE sNeAkY bOi

  • @MorriganReads
    @MorriganReads Před rokem +60

    Fun fact, most historians now think the guy who ruled after Cambyses was the real Smerdis, and the whole imposter story was made up by Darius to justify killing him claiming the throne.

  • @ducklord8819
    @ducklord8819 Před 3 lety +430

    Fun fact: Cyrus also has a daughter who Darius marries and their son is Xerxes, the bad guy from 300

    • @beebeee9987
      @beebeee9987 Před 3 lety +6

      That's really interesting

    • @rosamund_
      @rosamund_ Před 2 lety +13

      yep, you can read more about him in Herodotus' Histories. That's where these stories are from :)
      (btw the historical accuracy of Herodotus' Histories is dubious at best but funny as hell)

    • @NarasimhaDiyasena
      @NarasimhaDiyasena Před rokem +2

      Another Fun Fact: Gomata the Magus was both the King of Saka and the Great Priest of the Achaemenids who took over following Badriyas death due to the chaos which ensued. Darius was one who was taking advantage for his own ambitions. 19 Kings supported Gomata. Darius would eventually succeeded in sacking Gomata, the political reason being that Gomata was for decentralization while Darius was for Centralization. Instead of killing Gomata however, Darius told a Nobel Lie saying he did and exiled Gomata to India. There Gomata was translated to Gautama, and was referred to as Siddhartha Gautama meaning Gautama from the land of sages. Yes, this is the same Gautama who became Buddha, he was the King of Saka and the Shah of Shahs, which is why he was able to claim kingship over Lanka where the Deva peoples resides. The story of Buddha’s childhood is in reference to Parthamasiris, the heir to the Throne of the Parthian Empire. Upon his fathers death he handed the throne over to his uncle and became a monk under the name Shigao. He was pivatol in spreading Buddhism in China where it was already known, and translating Buddhist works into Chinese. Gautama became Kowtam in western China and then Lou Tam in eastern China where he was referred to by the title Lou Tzu. His Dharma became Darwa in western China became Dao in eastern China. The Dao/Taoist teachings are the most advanced Buddhist teachings conveyed by Gomata/Gautama in his oldest age.

    • @itnotmeitu3896
      @itnotmeitu3896 Před rokem +1

      Kind of a GOATED king in history irl

    • @LargeMan476
      @LargeMan476 Před 11 měsíci

      Mm

  • @sahayeda5220
    @sahayeda5220 Před 5 lety +4579

    I love hearing of brutal history of anything before the 1800s. Nothing makes sense and it's crazy funny to hear about.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf Před 5 lety +127

      Amen to that. I would've died so soon then. I am woman. Sooo, ugh maybe death by childbirth at 15? Actually, you know what. I don't wanna think about it.

    • @emiliesmith5032
      @emiliesmith5032 Před 5 lety +34

      Arunima Tiwari I'd be institutionalized.

    • @fappithard3044
      @fappithard3044 Před 5 lety +31

      i would have either been a farmer or a killer

    • @TheWormzerjr
      @TheWormzerjr Před 5 lety

      click my name to watch SON OF PERDITION

    • @tairneanaich
      @tairneanaich Před 5 lety +20

      This is my Major right now, Archaeology Degree, it’s actually a fuckn hoot

  • @revinaque1342
    @revinaque1342 Před 6 lety +3247

    "Who has the cutest butt."
    "Who judges that?"
    "Meeee."
    Shane and Sara are the cutest! 😁

    • @mynamesucks2
      @mynamesucks2 Před 6 lety

      Revina Que Iii

    • @kellugz2557
      @kellugz2557 Před 6 lety +4

      Revina Que it feels that Sara and Ryan are dating I don’t know it feels like that

    • @TheBooboobear1222
      @TheBooboobear1222 Před 6 lety +20

      Extremegamer shane and sara are dating

    • @kellugz2557
      @kellugz2557 Před 6 lety +1

      Sydney Black ohhhhhh ok thanks I didn’t think they were dating

    • @ives6622
      @ives6622 Před 5 lety +9

      When your girl is a boogara

  • @oreo_chichi_2024
    @oreo_chichi_2024 Před 6 lety +566

    7:22
    Okay, wHO is editing in these snarky comments and editing in general because THEY DESERVE ALL THE AWARDS.

    • @princ3zzh33ra
      @princ3zzh33ra Před 6 lety +62

      I bet it's Shane! Especially because of that last dig at Ryan and the horse diddling! 😂

    • @iu.lia.na.
      @iu.lia.na. Před 6 lety +27

      Hira Mohammed last episode with the female pirate Shane requested the editor to convert the sum he was talking about on the screen and the editor just wrote 'no' or something, so I'm not sure it's him.

    • @tiredcerulean
      @tiredcerulean Před 6 lety +17

      I’m pretty sure Shane does. He seems to do the research, write the script, and host so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was him. Also I think he said somewhere that he did

    • @oreo_chichi_2024
      @oreo_chichi_2024 Před 6 lety

      Hira Mohammed You're probably right XDD

  • @kay-pp4ye
    @kay-pp4ye Před 5 lety +856

    The fact that Sara and Shane have matching coffee mugs is soo cuteeee

  • @d.g.f.6497
    @d.g.f.6497 Před 4 lety +211

    “He’s a never nude.”

    • @paigemulleman469
      @paigemulleman469 Před 3 lety

      I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂

    • @lydiaboll2872
      @lydiaboll2872 Před 7 měsíci

      “There are dozens of us! Dozens!” -Tobias Funke, Arrested Development.

  • @Ryder005
    @Ryder005 Před 6 lety +755

    “He’s a DJ and he owes me $40” 😂

    • @nicolelollipops8268
      @nicolelollipops8268 Před 6 lety

      Chrisaliah I’m glad other people play the stereotypical name game lol

  • @Justagirl0326
    @Justagirl0326 Před 6 lety +520

    "All of them are average, at best"

    • @mlagv4045
      @mlagv4045 Před 6 lety +22

      Katie Ferguson my mom talking about me and my siblings

  • @kays5377
    @kays5377 Před 5 lety +405

    This video brings me such joy. Where's my bow and arrow

  • @florrie.6377
    @florrie.6377 Před 5 lety +533

    “At sunrise, I just be spanking my horse.” 😂

  • @spiderdad2003
    @spiderdad2003 Před 6 lety +1121

    With unsolved being over for the season, Ruining History is the only thing keeping me sane

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 Před 6 lety +28

      meggo Ruining History might be the best thing buzzfeed does.

    • @newt2253
      @newt2253 Před 6 lety +4

      meggo unsolved is not over, they uploaded one last Friday

    • @spiderdad2003
      @spiderdad2003 Před 6 lety +10

      Ryan Innit that was the season finale ;)))

    • @shirleywang1973
      @shirleywang1973 Před 6 lety +27

      The only one keeping you "Shane"

    • @newt2253
      @newt2253 Před 6 lety

      meggo WAITTTT WHATTTT

  • @xx_v4mpirism
    @xx_v4mpirism Před 6 lety +639

    "I know like... 7 Darius'. They're all average at best." *THE SHADEEEEE*

  • @chaiky6556
    @chaiky6556 Před 4 lety +261

    Not gonna lie, I've seen this video so many times I've lost count, but I still lose it every time Shane says "Bring out Garrett's son"
    😂😂😂
    🏹

  • @tarrierevenant7938
    @tarrierevenant7938 Před 4 lety +118

    “The large triangle mocks me. I will fight it.” 😂

  • @MrUnpredicatable21
    @MrUnpredicatable21 Před 6 lety +1602

    I like how Shane always has his (allegedly) best friend Ryan and his girlfriend on his show. Then he puts in the two other random people to keep the show fresh, but yeah I like this series as well.

    • @Kayla-lz6ry
      @Kayla-lz6ry Před 6 lety +246

      “Alleged” think about it. They have to really love each other to put up with each other the way they do lol

    • @xquidditchcaptainx
      @xquidditchcaptainx Před 6 lety +7

      Gerardo Perez who is she dating?

    • @MrUnpredicatable21
      @MrUnpredicatable21 Před 6 lety +89

      xquidditchcaptainx Shane and Sara are dating LOL

    • @marsinator3675
      @marsinator3675 Před 6 lety +61

      They have good chemistry it makes sense.

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet Před 6 lety +50

      Gerardo Perez whoa cool. I adore Sara wish she was in more things

  • @Spongebobs4Life
    @Spongebobs4Life Před 6 lety +2354

    “Everything’s coming up Smerdis!” 🤣

    • @KitCat898
      @KitCat898 Před 6 lety +16

      Em B I lost it at this part🤣

    • @emmaforde3745
      @emmaforde3745 Před 5 lety +5

      This is even better because it’s a “gypsy” reference

    • @viraloracle5151
      @viraloracle5151 Před 4 lety +2

      @@emmaforde3745 milhouse

  • @c.jester5599
    @c.jester5599 Před 4 lety +295

    so you're gonna end the video BEFORE we hear about Xerxes 1, who got mad at a river and then ordered his men to whip the river????

    • @neccosan
      @neccosan Před 3 lety +22

      Shane and the others moved to Watcher, so if you want to convince them to do Xerxes, do so over there! They might listen :)

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis Před 3 lety +33

      This has awfully strong "declare war on Poseidon, order you army to stab at the ocean" vibes

  • @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627
    @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627 Před 5 lety +636

    Sara: “Who has the cutest butt?”
    *Shane’s eyes*: “It me”

    • @dori_casper
      @dori_casper Před 4 lety +11

      I was looking for comments about it

  • @magentalilies8012
    @magentalilies8012 Před 6 lety +5970

    Shane is a history teacher I've always wanted.
    What do I have to do to get an A, Professor Madej?

  • @amarirasheed9828
    @amarirasheed9828 Před 6 lety +395

    "Please stop stabbing our bull!"😂😂😂

  • @cmaniac1238
    @cmaniac1238 Před 4 lety +127

    "Merc'd"
    "Baller"
    I can't even with these-

  • @sandyland4071
    @sandyland4071 Před 4 lety +135

    -“He stabbed himself by getting on his horse”
    Me-“and that kids is why we mount from the left side”

  • @mrekanovic
    @mrekanovic Před 6 lety +937

    Damn Smerdis was a popping name back then. 😂😂 Most popular boy names in 550 BC lmaooo

    • @michaelak6753
      @michaelak6753 Před 6 lety +50

      definitely on one of those "boys with these names will overthrow the persian emperor: ..." lists back in the day

    • @haachamaster3283
      @haachamaster3283 Před 6 lety +4

      You wanna know what else is popping? my di-

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 Před 6 lety +20

      Marc Specter like herpes or cysts?

    • @megandrause4203
      @megandrause4203 Před 6 lety +4

      Kara Ruckle you’re my hero 😂

    • @pantehakian1309
      @pantehakian1309 Před 6 lety +8

      no. these are the Greek versions of Persian names. nobody would know who Smerdis is. his name was Bardia. Sirus is Koorosh. Darius is Daryoush. Persia is Parsa. you see.. the names are different actually.

  • @jahnavi9863
    @jahnavi9863 Před 6 lety +2710

    All of them are average, at best... 😂😂😂
    He's a DJ and he owes me $40...
    LMAO 😂😂😂😂

    • @debaloydey685
      @debaloydey685 Před 6 lety

      Jahnavi oh acha ji😍

    • @manamhb6430
      @manamhb6430 Před 5 lety

      Oh sure!
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrus_the_Great

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 Před 5 lety

      After that story, I guess we now know why "Darius" is an average guy name. He won due to some shady horse business 🤣🤣

    • @tayloranderson7547
      @tayloranderson7547 Před 4 lety

      Me 40$

  • @awakealot9
    @awakealot9 Před 4 lety +239

    Out of all the guests Garrick, Andrew and the two ladies from the ann bonnie episode are my favorite.

    • @holly5026
      @holly5026 Před 4 lety +2

      I think the two ladies are from ladylike but idk

    • @Betherick1985
      @Betherick1985 Před měsícem

      Oh, Selorm and Joyce!
      Joyce is an absolute DELIGHT on Puppet History.

  • @GloomyGoblin_
    @GloomyGoblin_ Před 4 lety +161

    "Everything's coming up Smerdis" 😂

    • @paigemulleman469
      @paigemulleman469 Před 3 lety

      I leant about all these kings in GCSE ancient history. Hi I’m British. And watching this is like history withought context and I love it 😂

    • @faeriegraver
      @faeriegraver Před 3 lety

      I laughed so hard at this bit

    • @lindsayeller8649
      @lindsayeller8649 Před 3 lety

      This comment is so underrated 🤣😂. I was howling!

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 Před 6 lety +188

    LMAO.. "you brought me such joy, wheres my bow and arrow?"

  • @IzellahImre
    @IzellahImre Před 6 lety +2444

    Imagine presenting this to your history class with every little detail and your teacher being impressed and horrified as the rest of the class stares in awe and disgust. Well I know what I’m doing for my Semester Project.

    • @homeiswonderland
      @homeiswonderland Před 6 lety +66

      Plagiarizing?

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 Před 6 lety +9

      homeiswonderland plagarising*

    • @homeiswonderland
      @homeiswonderland Před 6 lety +41

      Lukas / Lylas Bryar No actually, but congrats on being both condescending and wrong. That takes a special kind of skill.

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 Před 6 lety +44

      homeiswonderland keep in mind america is part of the minority of countries who uses a Z in the word. So before jumping and calling names, consider the fact that languages exist.

    • @bref7348
      @bref7348 Před 6 lety +14

      I wasn't neccessarily correcting the "Z" but that's what she has focused on. I was correcting the fact that she added an extra "i". The z/s was just a natural thing for me to type. I apologise

  • @cabbage8189
    @cabbage8189 Před 4 lety +91

    “He’s a DJ and he owes me forty dollars”
    I‘m gonna start saying this all the time

  • @AnNguyen1141
    @AnNguyen1141 Před 6 lety +394

    the panel was great! everyone was just bouncing off of each other's comment! 10/10

  • @MegaBabro
    @MegaBabro Před 6 lety +563

    I'm so glad he's continuing with this series.

  • @user-yq5qc2jw9y
    @user-yq5qc2jw9y Před 6 lety +670

    Absurd but historically accurate stories are my exact brand of niche humor. I will watch this series til I’m dead.

  • @beverlydodson6980
    @beverlydodson6980 Před 5 lety +383

    cambyses: kill my friend
    his soldiers: i mean, okay but actually no
    a few days later:
    cambyses: awe man i wish i hadnt told them to kill my friend
    his soldiers: surprise! hes still alive because we knew youd regret it
    cambyses: oh wow you guys know me so well
    his soldiers: :)
    cambyses: now go die for not following orders
    his soldiers: wh-
    cambyses: die

  • @TheWeeklyFangirl
    @TheWeeklyFangirl Před 5 lety +800

    When will Ruining History return from the war...? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @sarahglover4241
      @sarahglover4241 Před 5 lety +36

      after they're all done messing with the horses...

    • @Lauren.E.O
      @Lauren.E.O Před 4 lety +13

      There’s a new show, Puppet History, that they moved to on another channel.

    • @gabbypatterson3663
      @gabbypatterson3663 Před 4 lety +16

      Puppet history on Watcher is basically this but with puppets and a song at the end and jellybeans

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet Před 3 lety +2

      @@gabbypatterson3663 Its similar but honestly not quite as good. Very close though

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r Před 3 lety +5

      @@NoThankUBeQuiet I would disagree with you, but your opinion.

  • @deyshafelisha4983
    @deyshafelisha4983 Před 6 lety +159

    "The Head of the Family" That's great lol
    😂😂😂
    Garret: Ah you bring me so much joy, now give me a bow and arrow.

  • @DoodleMonsterRocks
    @DoodleMonsterRocks Před 6 lety +420

    those little background comments in the animation by Shane are gold

    • @Janaparnikova
      @Janaparnikova Před 6 lety +22

      DoodleMonsterRocks i don't think it's shane, comment argued with him in one of the episodes, so probably an editor

    • @amplexi1242
      @amplexi1242 Před 5 lety +2

      I need to know what editor because god damn they're funny

  • @mexamrc
    @mexamrc Před rokem +114

    If only Shane could teach history like this with humor, maybe even as like a puppet or something. While maybe making it like a game where the participants answer questions and earn jelly beans to win a cup! Now that is something worth watching!

    • @EatMyPancreasPlease
      @EatMyPancreasPlease Před rokem +10

      If only such a show also had intricate lore slowly unveiled over a 5-year period, shocking villain reveals, grizzly murders, a heart-wrenching funeral, God, dinosaurs, and maybe singing.

    • @bridgetpatrick3012
      @bridgetpatrick3012 Před 10 měsíci +4

      would be even better if at the end there was a sweet little song from the perspective of someone or something involved in the historical event

  • @kalpanarai3405
    @kalpanarai3405 Před 4 lety +133

    I feel like in a weird way, shane and sara's personalities really complement each other. That's a cute couple, if i've ever seen one.

  • @JossAndJanik
    @JossAndJanik Před 6 lety +3932

    This is becoming one of my favorite Buzzfeed series! Shane and Ryan are always killing it 👏🏽

    • @lisa-ew2fk
      @lisa-ew2fk Před 6 lety +16

      and sara! :)

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet Před 6 lety +3

      Joss and Janik it's the best bar none. Also check out the spooky show with Willie (Willie muse) if you like this

    • @Bprior1204
      @Bprior1204 Před 6 lety +2

      I used to watch a British show called QI... It has a very similar feel to this.. loving it

    • @abbasmalik2382
      @abbasmalik2382 Před 5 lety +2

      I prefer unsolved crime

    • @umi.a178
      @umi.a178 Před 5 lety

      2000 like if i dislike,it will be back to 1.9k likes 😂 don't worry i will like 😂😈

  • @xoxfiftyytwo
    @xoxfiftyytwo Před 6 lety +793

    woah, shane has a narrator's voice as well

  • @karsoncase
    @karsoncase Před 4 lety +31

    0:45 is when Puppet History was born. It soon evolved into something big and better! I can’t get enough

  • @darkbro111
    @darkbro111 Před 5 lety +69

    "you've brought me so much joy, where's my bow and arrow"

  • @emmacat04
    @emmacat04 Před 6 lety +454

    Shane AND Garrett?! This is a dream come true.

  • @TigranAbgarjan
    @TigranAbgarjan Před 6 lety +131

    16:19 "Call IX-I-I!" 😂😂😂

  • @treshurwilliams-carter4006
    @treshurwilliams-carter4006 Před 4 lety +49

    "Oh that guy's always wearing a hat.....maybe his ears got chopped off"
    😂😂💀

  • @zrszrs2405
    @zrszrs2405 Před 5 lety +195

    The Importance of Being Smerdis

  • @magdalena7976
    @magdalena7976 Před 6 lety +701

    this really made madej

  • @ethangrainger6183
    @ethangrainger6183 Před 6 lety +505

    idk how buzzfeed does it but lately they have had the most amazing series with buzzfeed unsolved, worth it, and this ruining history props to u buzzfeed

    • @masha7377
      @masha7377 Před 6 lety +23

      You know what I like about this comment? How you say that Buzzfeed is doing good because of these, in contrast to all the other commenters "buzzfeed is shot except this and this" - so negative!

  • @sonja5021
    @sonja5021 Před 5 lety +561

    Who is editing this?? I'm dyinngggggg

    • @theishjournal
      @theishjournal Před 5 lety +14

      OMG I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @xianzhou4755
      @xianzhou4755 Před 4 lety +10

      That would be Ash Brown

  • @walkingtalkingcandytragedy5599

    teacher-you got an F
    me-[pulls out bow and arrow] where is your son mr whatever!!!!

  • @toastbot9496
    @toastbot9496 Před 6 lety +172

    The story has so many twists it may be considered an M. Night shaymalan movie

  • @shammo4702
    @shammo4702 Před 6 lety +341

    16:20 “call XI-I-I”

  • @clarissarojas7959
    @clarissarojas7959 Před 5 lety +119

    “Call Xl-l-l” lmao that was a good one

  • @paigenickita5125
    @paigenickita5125 Před 4 lety +131

    He always wore a turban huh...?
    Professor quarrel anyone?

  • @s.gabriel2853
    @s.gabriel2853 Před 6 lety +795

    I humbly request an episode on the Siege of Masada. Pretty please.

    • @amelie3464
      @amelie3464 Před 6 lety

      Sanna G Who ever you are, could you please help me get to 150 subscribers? 😊🙏

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 Před 6 lety +2

      Sanna G a great piece of manufactured historic propaganda praising violent extremists who advocating killing fellow Jews who worked with Rome. Especially the long speech supposedly given by the leader that was remembered by a few scared people who overheard it while hiding in a well.

    • @PameDz
      @PameDz Před 6 lety +1

      ohhh yessss!!!

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 Před 6 lety

      Yeah I'm interested in that badass queen

  • @macadelac
    @macadelac Před 6 lety +337

    Me- *has an essay due tomorrow on a book I haven’t read a single page of*
    Also me- “let me just finish this episode of ruining history”

  • @sydneyrosegillis7737
    @sydneyrosegillis7737 Před 3 lety +38

    I swear this is a hint at puppet history: asking them to guess how they'd take the throne, immediately followed by "a jelly bean in a jar situation" 😂

    • @Nemisionn
      @Nemisionn Před 3 lety

      Except that this predates Puppet History by two years?

  • @Yalikejazz_69
    @Yalikejazz_69 Před 4 lety +21

    "The large triangle mocks me. I will fight it."
    Words to live by

  • @ExoHazzy
    @ExoHazzy Před 6 lety +86

    This gotta be one of the best, if not the best episode from this series.

  • @tusancho5358
    @tusancho5358 Před 6 lety +179

    Ryan and Shane are saving this channel ,Buzzfeed blue would suffer without them,to be honest

  • @thesolesperm
    @thesolesperm Před 5 lety +31

    4:59 "Where's yo son, dawg?" Lol

  • @ye-average-artist3890
    @ye-average-artist3890 Před 5 lety +82

    Holy crud, u just noticed that imposter Smerdis has red eyes just like the magain, *FORESHADOWING* how did I not notice this till now?

  • @sheren_b
    @sheren_b Před 6 lety +36

    The amount of excitement Garrett had thru this entire video was both adorable and unsettling (esp when the bull was stabbed) lol
    Also I love the style changes, usually sit the cut out way but the CSI breakdown and the pixel art was really cool.
    Seriously this is my favorite series and one of the top ones at Buzzfeed!

  • @kevins3821
    @kevins3821 Před 6 lety +370

    Now do
    Mahajapit ❌
    Mahapajit ❌
    Mapajahit ❌
    Majapahit,✔

    • @softcdges
      @softcdges Před 3 lety +11

      god learning about this empire back in school was hellish, ,,

    • @shika168
      @shika168 Před 3 lety +6

      @@softcdges Are you Indonesian? Because same 😂😂😂

    • @DecemberSfy
      @DecemberSfy Před 2 lety +1

      Love the history of the world video!

  • @suzakusegura2567
    @suzakusegura2567 Před 4 lety +25

    This feels like the proud predecessor to Watcher's Puppet History. Awesome

  • @annastaseya1964
    @annastaseya1964 Před 4 lety +12

    the "I love signs" at 9:59 had me c r y in g

  • @kaurleen6255
    @kaurleen6255 Před 6 lety +3344

    wOW i have so much hw to do, but priorities amirite?

    • @olly1793
      @olly1793 Před 6 lety +3

      butera's moonlight sAmE

    • @olly1793
      @olly1793 Před 6 lety +5

      butera's moonlight
      I have so much work to do but meh

    • @pamelagot7730
      @pamelagot7730 Před 6 lety +10

      Liv ChimChim2904 me 2 tbh but at least we are learning something

    • @WateverWatever04
      @WateverWatever04 Před 6 lety +1

      butera's moonlight Saaame

    • @nicolezab7609
      @nicolezab7609 Před 6 lety +3

      I have two essays to write but you know....

  • @KyleeOBrienKyleeMay
    @KyleeOBrienKyleeMay Před 6 lety +66

    Garret is such a good addition to this episode, he is soooooo funny!!!!!!!!!

  • @KuR58
    @KuR58 Před 5 lety +94

    It's 2019 and I still am craving for more of this

    • @free_falling_in_abyss
      @free_falling_in_abyss Před 4 lety +4

      Almost 2020 and same

    • @oliviakay6473
      @oliviakay6473 Před 4 lety +9

      Check out Puppet History on Shane and Ryan’s channel the Watcher if you haven’t! It’s absolute gold

    • @dainn0668
      @dainn0668 Před 3 lety +1

      And I'm still waiting for more

  • @sleepysmartboy6287
    @sleepysmartboy6287 Před 4 lety +41

    "He returned to the king to give him the good news of his murdered brother"

  • @ginnycherry7235
    @ginnycherry7235 Před 6 lety +52

    I lost it at "call IX-I-I!" When the assassin guy jumped xD

  • @kjarrett99
    @kjarrett99 Před 6 lety +61

    3:26 you can hear Shanes hooting and hollering and swearing to demonstrate Cambyses' rage

  • @tarrierevenant7938
    @tarrierevenant7938 Před 4 lety +23

    “It is a pretty bold thing to go ‘that guy’s wearing a hat because he doesn’t have ears. Not ‘he had a bad haircut’ but no he got both his ears cut off.”

  • @meghan7474
    @meghan7474 Před 5 lety +25

    Is it just me or does a background person scream “Woo, Spring Break!” at 17:36 😂😂

  • @emilyking1177
    @emilyking1177 Před 6 lety +75

    This is the only other buzzfeed series besides unsolved I like...please keep it, I need as much Shana and Ryan as I can in a week

  • @XoXo_Dezi
    @XoXo_Dezi Před 6 lety +222

    Please keep Garrick on this series!!!!! This is the perfect cast for this series!!!!

  • @meghan7474
    @meghan7474 Před 5 lety +19

    I want a T-shirt that says, “Everything’s coming up Smerdis” 😂😂😂

  • @user-ih7wi6kj8n
    @user-ih7wi6kj8n Před 5 lety +120

    We were learning about Persia in my World Studies class today and I stood up and told my teacher about the horse vulva when she started talking about Darius. I regret _*nothing*_. I got sent to the principal's office for "inappropriate behavior," but when I told her what I had said to get sent there she laughed along with me. Oh how I love this show.

  • @kei.mp_
    @kei.mp_ Před 6 lety +598

    Yo Shane. You have to do the story of Rasputin!! It’s crazy!!

    • @liameg9460
      @liameg9460 Před 6 lety +1

      omg yes

    • @e.vanl.
      @e.vanl. Před 6 lety +2

      Wolf Hitoki Yes, that's such an interesting story!

    • @thebleeves3416
      @thebleeves3416 Před 6 lety +1

      A hundred percent!

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 Před 6 lety +4

      Yeah but don't most ppl know it?

    • @kei.mp_
      @kei.mp_ Před 6 lety +4

      Kara Ruckle not the full story about how he was killed and such. Plus I think I’d be fun to see it animated ya know

  • @uoouo5235
    @uoouo5235 Před 6 lety +838

    the real smerdis smerdIS
    but the fake smerdis smerdISN'T
    k bye

  • @lilabarnette8592
    @lilabarnette8592 Před 5 lety +25

    “ Everything’s comin up Smerdis” 😂

  • @meghanjsandberg
    @meghanjsandberg Před 5 lety +74

    Anyone notice the squally squoop callback at 7:26

  • @schuylerdade
    @schuylerdade Před 6 lety +104

    Please have Garrett in more of these. His laugh is infectious.

  • @oreo_chichi_2024
    @oreo_chichi_2024 Před 6 lety +128

    2:13
    I had a feeling there would be a joke about Cyrus' head, and I was not disappointed.

  • @kateijrjdro5734
    @kateijrjdro5734 Před 6 lety +316

    B.C.E??? Before Christ evaporated?!!!

  • @freyacharlotte3700
    @freyacharlotte3700 Před 5 lety +41

    i want to officially confess my love to whoever edits these videos

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Před 4 lety +1

      @freya : Me. For our date, do you like to hike?

  • @sagekeswani548
    @sagekeswani548 Před 6 lety +204

    i think this was my favorite ruining history episode yet

  • @enigmaticginger
    @enigmaticginger Před 6 lety +50

    *”All of them are average at best.”*

  • @12Knaves
    @12Knaves Před 4 lety +38

    Honestly this whole thing sounds a little suspicious. I wonder if Darius wanted to usurp the throne, and needed a theory to make his claim valid. So he made up this whole "imposter king" story to garner widespread support for the assault on the palace. The Magi genocide afterward just makes him look like a Magi hater, and that he didn't like that a Magi held power at the top.
    Its a perfect plan.
    1) Come up with a theory that Smerdis's rule wasn't rightful. (i.e he wasn't really Smerdis)
    2) Use this theory to get the other nobleman to support the cause. I'm guessing Smerdis's was pretty terrible, so perhaps didn't need a lot of convincing.
    3) Coax a close associate of the former king to confirm the theory out loud.
    4) Storm palace without a fight and slay Smerdis and his Magi buddy.
    5) The theory of the imposter Smerdis is explained to the people to prevent a crisis and to prevent any claim of a wrongful revolt by Darius and the noblemen.
    Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @tylerdurden3722
      @tylerdurden3722 Před 2 lety +10

      Yap. We know today that Darius was the actual imposter.
      This entire story was the "official" story Darius wrote on monuments to legitimatimize his rule.
      Bardiya (a.k.a Smerdis) was not fake...he was the real son of Cyrus the Great.
      Darius was some random dude who claimed to be a long lost relative, descended from Cyrus the Great's brother. We know today that his real mother was a wealthy Elamite (so Darius was probably not even a Persian).
      The Magi tribe had a lot of power due to the Zoroastrian priests coming from that tribe, and they kind of challenged the power of the throne...Darius used them as scape goats, and killed multiple birds with one stone.
      The Magi scattered all over the known world to escape persecution and now we have words like Magic and Magician in the English language.
      After this, Darius made a habit of accusing political enemies of being imposters. And he went out of his way to portray himself as the opposite of an imposter...overdoing it a bit.
      Ironically, this imposter turned out to be a very successful king. He completely restructured Cyrus' empire and turned it into the Persian Empire...and increased it to its greatest size.
      Also, Cambyses wasnt as evil as portrayed by Darius...which is another red flag.

  • @vishnukavithakumar4993
    @vishnukavithakumar4993 Před 4 lety +42

    Sara :Who got the cutest butt..
    Shane: Who judges that..
    Sara: Meee..