Ivan the Terrible: The First Stalin

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  • @Biographics
    @Biographics  Před 4 lety +289

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    • @7177YT
      @7177YT Před 4 lety +6

      The writing and presentation on this one is sooo spot on! Thank you! (:

    • @european1514
      @european1514 Před 4 lety +1

      Can you make a video about Augustus Cesar

    • @robertaperoglio
      @robertaperoglio Před 4 lety +1

      Talking about famous Tsars... Peter the Great was a hell of an interesting person. Great biography to talk about.

  • @sethortiger
    @sethortiger Před 4 lety +7884

    Russian history in five words : And then, things got worse.

  • @mumtazsheikh690
    @mumtazsheikh690 Před 2 lety +686

    -abusive childhood
    -tortured animals
    - unbridaled power with no consequences
    -religous zealot
    -dysfunctional family
    -extreme paranoia
    It's like someone copied a "how to make a serial killer" pamphlet

    • @fukkitful
      @fukkitful Před rokem +17

      I wonder if he was also a pyromaniac... or wet the bed. Which oddly are other red flags.

    • @stevenwebb3634
      @stevenwebb3634 Před rokem +31

      Or didn't use Squarespace

    • @stevenwebb3634
      @stevenwebb3634 Před rokem +2

      It's like a recipe for a serial killer

    • @oliveraradonjic8425
      @oliveraradonjic8425 Před rokem +3

      everything in this video i sa lie , Ivann the terible was the best liders for Russia but thaths why his ennemys from the wast made up fake history...

    • @russianprincess3673
      @russianprincess3673 Před rokem

      This is Leftist Progressive Liberal FAKE NEWS & UNTRUTHS

  • @sepulchrums
    @sepulchrums Před 4 lety +1272

    It’s crazy how paintings can capture so many emotions.

    • @johnmiller8975
      @johnmiller8975 Před 2 lety +16

      including the nutcase that seriously damaged that painting

    • @minhtran7431
      @minhtran7431 Před 2 lety +3

      It may not be real though. The contemporary source was a book that was unpublished by the author because the source he heard from was kind of a rumor

    • @5ynth3ticNZ
      @5ynth3ticNZ Před 2 lety +9

      I painted the sun in the top corner of my picture when I was a kid and my my told me off because sun's aren't that big and you cant see the rays.
      Completely unrelated but thanks for letting me share.

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Před 2 lety

      That's not an emotion.. that's termed as "resting Putin face".

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Před 2 lety +3

      @@5ynth3ticNZ I was told the same thing.. and that the sun does not have eyes or smile.
      Ridiculous.

  • @gent9358
    @gent9358 Před 4 lety +178

    Ivan had:
    His Father die when he was just a baby
    His Mother assassinated for power
    Being completely neglected, even though being a Prince
    Any power he could have taken away from him
    Seeing people being tortured in front of him
    No surprise he became a sociopath.

  • @khalilsmith6812
    @khalilsmith6812 Před 4 lety +4726

    Ivan The Terrible, The First Stalin? More like Joseph Stalin, The Second Ivan

  • @meaninglez100
    @meaninglez100 Před 4 lety +1740

    That painting, Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan, has so much raw emotion in it, that I could be convinced it come from firsthand accounts. I can only imagine what it looks like in person

    • @stevenferrell9493
      @stevenferrell9493 Před 4 lety +260

      meaninglez100 Seen it with my own eyes at the Tretyakov gallery in Moscow. It’s downright horrifying - and huge. It’s an enormous painting. It makes people visibly uncomfortable when looking at it.

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 Před 4 lety +58

      It’s like Ivan was shocked on what he just did to his son

    • @johntate8502
      @johntate8502 Před 4 lety +191

      @@kaybevang536 Ivan was pretty damn shaken when he killed his son. Ivan immediately threw himself at his son, kissing his face and trying to stop the bleeding, whilst repeatedly crying, "May I be damned! I've killed my son! I've killed my son!" The younger Ivan briefly regained consciousness and was reputed to have said: "I die as a devoted son and most humble servant". For the next few days, the elder Ivan prayed incessantly for a miracle, but to no avail, and the Tsarevich died on 19 November 1581.

    • @MrScary-rz8od
      @MrScary-rz8od Před 4 lety +91

      Imagine living with that painting in your home and how morbidly depressed you would become after a few days. Jesus that painting is horrifying, the eyes are so haunting...

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo Před 4 lety +8

      @@kaybevang536 He probably was shocked, having found himself in the Repin's picture, where he is killing his son, whom he had never killed...

  • @MsJubjubbird
    @MsJubjubbird Před 4 lety +258

    Reminds me a bit of the Caligula story. Bit of a jerk with a troubled childhood who is an OK ruler- then becomes very sick and recovers as a complete psychopath

    • @newguy90
      @newguy90 Před 3 lety +24

      I have this theory that these people's morality was dependent on devout religiosity and the promise of an afterlife. When they had their near death experience and realized all that awaited them was nothingness, they no longer had a reason to abstain from debauchery and cruelty.

    • @trevorc41
      @trevorc41 Před 3 lety +10

      @@newguy90 well idk if you can say that when he was a piece of crap his whole life.

    • @trevorc41
      @trevorc41 Před 3 lety +2

      @@newguy90 oh and he went mad even more so because of syphilis.

    • @DonVinny
      @DonVinny Před 2 lety

      @@trevorc41 who did?

    • @trevorc41
      @trevorc41 Před 2 lety +1

      @@DonVinny sorry don't remember anymore prob the guy in the video. If you get syphilis it causes early dementia basically.

  • @sjk6101983
    @sjk6101983 Před 4 lety +565

    It always seems like when a ruler gets sick, when he gets better, he gets crazier

    • @defeatignorance8681
      @defeatignorance8681 Před 4 lety +50

      Actually Henry VIII became far more empathetic and a better king after his near death experience.

    • @saltygrandpajoe6375
      @saltygrandpajoe6375 Před 4 lety +25

      Not crazy just well informed about those around them. 🤨

    • @googane7755
      @googane7755 Před 4 lety +44

      Having a near death experience obviously changes people and make them re-assess how they view the world. Ivan saw the Boyars as his enemies after they refused his dying wish.

    • @DestinyHime
      @DestinyHime Před 3 lety +18

      When people get sick the body gets a fever in an attempt to kill the thing that's killing it. Unfortunately the body is dumb and it's method of killing the invading bacteria/virus/whatever is to raise the body temperature until the whatever gets cooked to death. Which on the one hand is good but on the other hand if the whatever is on the resilient side, and the body temperature just keeps rising, sometimes the person dies before that whatever gets good and properly roasted. And on the occasions that someone did survive, then they had to deal with the lasting side effects cuz if someone's brain hangs out at 105 degrees for awhile... it... well let's just say it's not good.

    • @seekerfound9150
      @seekerfound9150 Před 3 lety +5

      suddenly faced with an utter lack of control can do that to people who don't take kindly to "no"

  • @IDontWantThisStupidHandle
    @IDontWantThisStupidHandle Před 4 lety +1967

    Hmm, so the Romanov fame started and ended with an Anastasia... it's somewhat poetic, no?

  • @YinsDarkNess
    @YinsDarkNess Před 4 lety +371

    I love the painting of Ivan holding his son so much, it truly captures the madness and despondency in his eyes.

  • @nicholsjoshua15
    @nicholsjoshua15 Před 4 lety +170

    Ivan The Terrible the true mean of the saying "You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain."

    • @yamchathewolf7714
      @yamchathewolf7714 Před 3 lety +7

      He was always a piece of garbage

    • @bendover7841
      @bendover7841 Před 2 lety

      @@yamchathewolf7714 he was mentally ill

    • @luisaguilar5343
      @luisaguilar5343 Před rokem

      I mean he was a kid ordering a murder and beating up people so I don't think he was a hero at any point tbh

    • @user-hg7gj7sd1t
      @user-hg7gj7sd1t Před rokem

      Compared to Henry VIII and other European monarchs, he was an innocent child playing in the sandbox. During the entire reign of Ivan the Terrible, 4,000 people were executed, and under Henry VIII, no less than 72,000 people were executed. As for the murder of a son, this is a myth. Excavations have revealed in the remains of Dmitry a huge amount of arsenic, which was a common poison at that time.

  • @snakeeater3982
    @snakeeater3982 Před 2 lety +575

    "Ivan may have been the first crazed autocrat to terrorize Russia, but he would not be the last" Being a Russian myself in this day and age hits way closer to home than you'd think.

    • @Odysseus1999
      @Odysseus1999 Před 2 lety +13

      I was looking for a comment like this

    • @Sirzhukov
      @Sirzhukov Před 2 lety

      Stop wiggling your tail in front of western idiots. This video is horribly biased and downright incorrect. Just like with most crap on this channel.

    • @OldHeathen1963
      @OldHeathen1963 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Odysseus1999 oh sweet nothings don't mean nothin at all...

    • @vineetchaudhary3608
      @vineetchaudhary3608 Před 2 lety

      Do Russians really eat snakes???

    • @user-ns6os2ym6n
      @user-ns6os2ym6n Před 2 lety +20

      And being a Ukrainian myself, this hits even closer to home than you'd think (but you won't think).

  • @maxhaly1612
    @maxhaly1612 Před 4 lety +2129

    Joseph Stalin at the grave of Ivan the Terrible: "I will finish, what you started."

    • @harleymitchell8093
      @harleymitchell8093 Před 4 lety +9

      Dead xD

    • @lfc7763
      @lfc7763 Před 4 lety +52

      Stalin was much worse.

    • @zacharycrater2588
      @zacharycrater2588 Před 4 lety +71

      Guess who's at the grave of Stalin now thinking this? 😉

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly Před 4 lety +72

      When Russia is without a tyrant it falls into chaos. The years following Gorbachev were years of anarchy during which Russia's GDP declined by 1/2 until Putin applied his bloody hand and stabilised the economy. Same story repeating itself like Groundhog Day. Same as the last days of the inept Romanovs, anarchy until the Bolsheviks imposed their own order of terror. Prediction, after Putin will come a weaker less intelligent leader and anarchy until another tyrant. It's the Russian way.

    • @zacharycrater2588
      @zacharycrater2588 Před 4 lety +16

      @@PeterGregoryKelly Its the human way. Eventually this will be the US in some form.

  • @sarahlamoureux1454
    @sarahlamoureux1454 Před 4 lety +311

    "Grozny" can be translated as "terrifying" or "fearsome". In the past, "terrible" also had that meaning in English.

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 Před 4 lety +35

      Funny fact, its the name of the capital of the autonomous republic of chechnya

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo Před 4 lety +2

      @@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 Finally! So, it can't be Terriblble, you idiots, to start with!

    • @Mcquiz95
      @Mcquiz95 Před 3 lety +9

      In Estonian it's translated as "Julm" which means cruel.

    • @aspermwhalespontaneouslyca8938
      @aspermwhalespontaneouslyca8938 Před 3 lety +5

      It's wierd how in Bulgarian we just transcript "Грозный" as "Грозни", because it just means "ugly", the correct translation would be "Страшни". Ivan's nickname seems to be coincidentally mistranslated in almost every language.

    • @sp24699
      @sp24699 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Mcquiz95 In Finnish it's "Julma", with the same meaning. Is Estonian is just unfinnished Finnish then?

  • @redadmiralofvalyria867
    @redadmiralofvalyria867 Před 2 lety +58

    Honestly the fact that ONE of his wives was a Romanov is like divine destiny
    Especially considering how long the "house of Romanov" lasted compared to Ivan's reign

    • @user-ns3rm8vj8d
      @user-ns3rm8vj8d Před rokem +1

      Лол, Иван Грозный -Рюрикович, время царствования его род ведет с 862 -1598 годы.

  • @stoneman472
    @stoneman472 Před 3 lety +839

    Few things are more depressing than Russian history

    • @wagniak
      @wagniak Před 2 lety +54

      Yes! What the hell is in the water there?

    • @noahamankwaah9802
      @noahamankwaah9802 Před 2 lety +62

      @@wagniak I mean, have you seen the climate out there!? No wonders they became *cold* mfs

    • @wagniak
      @wagniak Před 2 lety +8

      @@noahamankwaah9802 Haha you're right about that! It has to be some sort of brain freeze that goes on up there lol. There you go, science! Test out that theory!

    • @TheGoldenboss100
      @TheGoldenboss100 Před 2 lety +24

      @@noahamankwaah9802 but then Scandinavia is pretty nice

    • @helenhamilton9561
      @helenhamilton9561 Před 2 lety +7

      Reading Russian Novels.

  • @Iksvomid
    @Iksvomid Před 4 lety +2033

    If Ivan used Squarespace, he wouldn't had become so terrible.

    • @lagitanavderoscio
      @lagitanavderoscio Před 4 lety +24

      the treasure at the end of the rainbow - you got the real message.
      Lot's of Russians tuned in to this one.

    • @Stizz2Gone
      @Stizz2Gone Před 4 lety

      Iksvomid true

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo Před 4 lety +1

      He didn't, without using Squarespace...

    • @cccp9661
      @cccp9661 Před 4 lety

      bruh .. lmfao

    • @insane_troll
      @insane_troll Před 3 lety +3

      And speaking of a path to hell .... Squarespace!

  • @appleciderhorror12
    @appleciderhorror12 Před 4 lety +205

    "Hey, this kid likes to torture animals. How about we let him do the same with peasants?"
    Russian Nobles: "Sounds good to me"

  • @EASYTIGER10
    @EASYTIGER10 Před 4 lety +217

    Trying to invade Moscow? Those Tartars had some sauce.

    • @Beyonder1987
      @Beyonder1987 Před 3 lety +17

      Long time ago. Even the Poles invaded and occupied moscow. The Polish lol

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 Před 3 lety +9

      Ivan: " Just keeping up with that " Dracula" character over in Transylvania".

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 Před 3 lety +5

      " Ahhh, I feel like torturing today,........YOU there, .......COME HERE !!".

    • @southparkundersecretwisdom3230
      @southparkundersecretwisdom3230 Před 3 lety +12

      Poles achieved what Hitler or Napoleon could not

    • @lashlarue7924
      @lashlarue7924 Před 3 lety

      😂🤣😂 You win the internet! 😂😂

  • @swissnikk8412
    @swissnikk8412 Před rokem +94

    I’ve listened to a few of these bio-videos already. Striking how all these terrible autocrats all lacked father figures during childhood. Either they had already died, or were very abusive or had abandoned their families early on.

    • @wsg4847
      @wsg4847 Před rokem +2

      @ahmedaaqib4380 I would say he's saying what you think he's trying to say.

    • @swissnikk8412
      @swissnikk8412 Před rokem

      @Ahmed Aaqib what are you thinking I’m trying to say?

  • @AftermathRV
    @AftermathRV Před 4 lety +745

    "Would be 10.000 hours long and would give all of us PTSD"
    A small price to pay for 10.000 hours of narrated warcrimes by (what my humble opinion is) one of the better narrators of youtube.

    • @BaderAlOudah
      @BaderAlOudah Před 4 lety +2

      AftermathRV who would be better than Simon?

    • @Arigator2
      @Arigator2 Před 4 lety +18

      If you ever think about learning more about Russian History, don't. It's even more depressing than you think.

    • @RageNukes
      @RageNukes Před 4 lety +10

      @@BaderAlOudah Dan Carlin

    • @BaderAlOudah
      @BaderAlOudah Před 4 lety

      RageNuke I’ll check him out

    • @RageNukes
      @RageNukes Před 4 lety +11

      @@BaderAlOudah His show is called Hardcore History. And if you really want 10,000 hours, then enjoy. The stories he tells are sooo long, but they are absolutely incredible. I recommend you start with his series "Blueprint for Armageddon."

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 Před 4 lety +1163

    The Stroganoff’s were a beefy people.

    • @RickReasonnz
      @RickReasonnz Před 4 lety +68

      Don't get saucy

    • @therunningman1
      @therunningman1 Před 4 lety +27

      More like Strokinoff.

    • @ycart_tech6726
      @ycart_tech6726 Před 4 lety +11

      mmmppphhh...cheesy!

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo Před 4 lety +8

      Ron, chefs cannot govern countries...

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo Před 4 lety +5

      @Eugene You little boring piece of crap, create something more interesting, or at least steal from somebody clever...Your copy and paste doesn't do you any good. Your salary will drop significantly this way very soon...

  • @birdwife589
    @birdwife589 Před 3 lety +34

    that painting of him holding his son is so scary

  • @pyromania1018
    @pyromania1018 Před 4 lety +142

    "You will have a wicked son. Your states will be prey to terror and tears. Rivers of blood will flow. Your cities will be devoured in flames."
    ~Orthodox Patriarch of Jerusalem

    • @marseldagistani1989
      @marseldagistani1989 Před 3 lety

      Wasn't Moscow burned during the Napoleonic wars?

    • @pradyumn2692
      @pradyumn2692 Před 3 lety +2

      @@marseldagistani1989 I guess he was talking to Napoleon's father.

    • @pyromania1018
      @pyromania1018 Před 2 lety +2

      No. This was the prediction made by the "religious man" after Ivan's dad divorced his wife and married Elena, an impoverished patrician young enough to be his daughter.

  • @ericmarley7060
    @ericmarley7060 Před 4 lety +239

    Immediately after Ivan hit his son, Ivan immediately threw himself at his son, kissing his face and trying to stop the bleeding, whilst repeatedly crying, "May I be damned! I've killed my son! I've killed my son!" Then the younger Ivan briefly regained consciousness and was reputed to have said "I die as a devoted son and most humble servant".

    • @noelrobin8674
      @noelrobin8674 Před 2 lety +3

      He should have hit his dad back he was gonna die anyways

    • @nicholasshade
      @nicholasshade Před rokem +2

      I want to be YOUR Tsar.🌻🖤

  • @MidnightMan5001
    @MidnightMan5001 Před 4 lety +766

    "Look alive, crème de la Kremlin's arriving! Try to serve Ivan: NO surviving!"

  • @williamtheconqueror7807
    @williamtheconqueror7807 Před 4 lety +117

    "Do not wish to become a hero, for when the times and ages change, the gallant hero to the despicable villain becometh."

  • @ssrmy1782
    @ssrmy1782 Před 2 lety +19

    Stalin would read everything he could get his hands on relating to Ivan. He was obsessed with him, and would frequently cite Ivan's methods of liquidating the Boyars as justification for his own decimation of friends, enemies & strangers alike.

    • @jla6558
      @jla6558 Před 2 lety

      Putin's idol was Stalin as he researched Russian history. Stalin's Idols were Hitler and Ivan the Terrible who were thoroughly studied. For a preview of the tactics under consideration by today's equally paranoid leaders of Russian conquest and genocide special operations, study the atrocities committed by the genocidal special operation campaigns of these earlier autocrats/dictators/csars.

  • @Mykil47
    @Mykil47 Před 4 lety +393

    “But just before we get to that path to hell” lol brilliant segue into your sponsor.

    • @AlvosElRey
      @AlvosElRey Před 4 lety +3

      Right? I didn't know someone else noticed. Beautiful xD

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil Před 4 lety +3

      You are one of the rare commenters that properly spell the word "segue".
      Ave rector :)

    • @Mykil47
      @Mykil47 Před 4 lety

      Tomi thank you, I try. And is that Latin? I know Ave means “hail” I think, like Ave Satani. Idk what rector means though. :?

    • @VoiceWLogan
      @VoiceWLogan Před 3 lety

      I was just thinking that! 🤣

  • @HellenBach
    @HellenBach Před 4 lety +265

    This man's trapped inside that studio making 8 videos a day, do you ever sleep?

  • @MJSpiritual
    @MJSpiritual Před 2 lety +25

    I always found that painting of Ivan holding his dead son pretty damned disturbing. The look of horror in the eyes is incredibly realistic.

  • @kaybevang536
    @kaybevang536 Před 4 lety +58

    “What if Russia is big said Ivan trying not to be terrible “ - Bill Wurtz

  • @creativeschmuck8132
    @creativeschmuck8132 Před 4 lety +1040

    When Ramsey Bolton and Joffrey have a kid.

    • @creativeschmuck8132
      @creativeschmuck8132 Před 4 lety +122

      @@user-hm4cd8eh1i
      You sir are a genius!

    • @jakkydrakki2289
      @jakkydrakki2289 Před 4 lety +38

      @@user-hm4cd8eh1i woooooosh

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver Před 4 lety +31

      Didn't Ramsey get fed to his dogs? So strictly speaking...he was a Boyar

    • @ksj2936
      @ksj2936 Před 4 lety +10

      @@user-hm4cd8eh1i ill see you on r/woooosh

    • @linxionthe1th197
      @linxionthe1th197 Před 3 lety +4

      @@user-hm4cd8eh1i They actually can, have you heard about a little word called a Donor?

  • @TheMan-je5xq
    @TheMan-je5xq Před 4 lety +367

    So we could call him Ivan “Stormborn”?

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Před 3 lety +60

    1:25 - Chapter 1 - An evil will spawn an evil spawn
    5:05 - Chapter 2 - Building the 3rd rome
    8:20 - Chapter 3 - The fires of victory
    10:40 - Chapter 4 - The jaws of defeat
    13:45 - Mid roll ads
    15:35 - Chapter 5 - The oprichina
    18:30 - Chapter 6 - War is over
    21:50 - Chapter 7 - The price of peace

  • @isachan0o844
    @isachan0o844 Před 2 lety +12

    Oof those final lines about history repeating itself over and over hits differently now

  • @darklink1113
    @darklink1113 Před 4 lety +36

    I read once that Ivan and Elizabeth the First were pen pals, and once asked her to marry him, and she actually considered the proposal.

  • @chonkyloreraccoon3686
    @chonkyloreraccoon3686 Před 4 lety +907

    Other names that were in consideration:
    Ivan the not so cool
    Ivan WTF
    Ivan the really really mean and awful
    Ivan the not good
    And Ivan the meanie head

    • @gst013
      @gst013 Před 4 lety +95

      Ivan the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Tsar.

    • @AliciaNyblade
      @AliciaNyblade Před 4 lety +69

      "Ivan WTF", that cracked me up and I don't know why. XD

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday Před 4 lety +19

      Ivan the Meanie Head would have sufficed.

    • @rvanhees89
      @rvanhees89 Před 4 lety +8

      Ivan the Asshole

    • @samsum3738
      @samsum3738 Před 4 lety +3

      @@rvanhees89 i am in the procrss of constructing a time mschinr , call mr in about in about 3 monthd snd you will have the opportumity to tell him personally .

  • @thewinteragendadraganclove2323

    To abuse a child in unspeakable ways and then give them almost absolute power, is the true anarchy of the plight we inflict upon ourselves.

  • @comradestalin9444
    @comradestalin9444 Před rokem +27

    Russians call him Ivan the terrible not because he was a bad ruler, we gave him this nickname since everyone feared Ivan. Even us Russians

    • @26adex
      @26adex Před rokem

      Only Russians feared him. When he was alive in Poland he was called Ivan the Coward for example

    • @comradestalin9444
      @comradestalin9444 Před rokem +2

      @@26adex As they hated him, Ivan was a ruthless sadistic ruler and everyone knew it.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 4 lety +492

    What if Russia was big, said Ivan trying not to be terrible

    • @satanasteguarda
      @satanasteguarda Před 4 lety +41

      Goddamn you, now I have to watch that video again.

    • @TheDeathshot44
      @TheDeathshot44 Před 4 lety +1

      ^

    • @USSR413
      @USSR413 Před 4 lety +4

      I'm stupid I don't get way u mean

    • @sharkbyte1565
      @sharkbyte1565 Před 4 lety +6

      @@USSR413 its from a video titled history of the entire world I guess

    • @sharkbyte1565
      @sharkbyte1565 Před 4 lety +10

      you can make a religion out of this

  • @rexfulgur8588
    @rexfulgur8588 Před 4 lety +531

    You know what would be truly *terrible* ? If you don't do your biography at one million subscribers!

    • @viktor9461
      @viktor9461 Před 4 lety +20

      He already said he won't.

    • @2sexyfomyshirt
      @2sexyfomyshirt Před 4 lety +6

      @@viktor9461 really why not I'd love to learn about simon lol

    • @viktor9461
      @viktor9461 Před 4 lety +20

      @@2sexyfomyshirt don't know, maybe he prefers not to describe his life to everyone.

    • @DarkComatose15
      @DarkComatose15 Před 4 lety +3

      Rex Fulgur HE SHOULD

    • @2sexyfomyshirt
      @2sexyfomyshirt Před 4 lety +5

      @@viktor9461 that's understandable

  • @gimmeyourankles
    @gimmeyourankles Před 2 lety +11

    Since I was 12 I still remember the paiting of Ivan holding his son, even without context, something about the image of Ivan the Terrible on that paiting made me disturbed. The regret and madness in his eyes...

  • @Cryptic0III
    @Cryptic0III Před 2 lety +18

    the ending aged incredibly well...

  • @andrewmosby6004
    @andrewmosby6004 Před 3 lety +11

    Incredibly late, but thank you all once again for helping me as a primary source for a research paper. Your retelling of history is always a pleasure to listen to.

  • @atelierirae
    @atelierirae Před 4 lety +42

    "Ivan the Dreaded" would be a good translation, but the inaccurate translation is most definitely accurate. 😄

  • @wadeyap5566
    @wadeyap5566 Před 3 lety +18

    "Imagine forest of corpses dripping on a buffet you call that a nightmare I call that a Tuesday" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @araspaulius
    @araspaulius Před 4 lety +12

    I thoroughly enjoy your content, I love how you do promotions, balancing between selling out and leaving us wanting more. You deserve your views and subscribers, I see the effort you put into speech and timing. Professional cool and interesting content. Your professionalism inspires me, truly.

  • @DrLesleyStevens
    @DrLesleyStevens Před 4 lety +31

    I'm surprised this makes no. Mention of the effects of syphilis on his mental state and behavior, which byy research played a role.

  • @jacobgalloway9123
    @jacobgalloway9123 Před 4 lety +7

    This is truly enlightening. Thank you to you and your team!

  • @user-mh2cc4jf3f
    @user-mh2cc4jf3f Před 4 lety +22

    Quote Ivan the Terrible: "Everything that happened to us bad, it all happened because of the Germans!“
    "Has anyone ever met an honest man with blue eyes?“
    "If you want to easily defeat a country, start feeding it with your own food."
    "God would rather forgive a hanged man than one who died because of vanity"
    " It is not proper for noble men to scold like commoners."
    "If a king is struck on the cheek, is it proper for him to substitute the other? How can a king rule the Kingdom if he allows himself to be dishonored?!"

  • @JOLEE462
    @JOLEE462 Před 4 lety +1

    Absolutely love this channel!! Keep up the great work!! Thank You & Happy New Year 👍

  • @jovee6155
    @jovee6155 Před 4 lety +16

    Great early start at ruling? Check
    Loved by his subjects? Check
    Fell ill and recovered a changed man? Check
    Is it Caligula? Nope it's Ivan IV

  • @LemurMaster
    @LemurMaster Před 4 lety +73

    So glad to see this. I name all my pets after history's villains, and our new kittens are Ivan and Genghis. We loved your breakdown of Genghis so much, it convinced my wife to embrace the name!

    • @kjelltheviking6756
      @kjelltheviking6756 Před 4 lety +7

      When are you going to add Alexander?

    • @michaelhurley3171
      @michaelhurley3171 Před 4 lety +4

      You must have some very naughty pets 😈

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify Před 4 lety

      @@kjelltheviking6756 "after history's villains" maybe to the persians he was a villain

    • @kjelltheviking6756
      @kjelltheviking6756 Před 4 lety +2

      @@mariano98ify Well, that's not "history's villains" that's what western European's thought of as villains. Completely different since history's villains implies objective outlook on "villains" vs your subjective outlook on "villains". Nice try on quoting though like I couldn't read or comprehend what was said. Next time you try to "correct" someone make sure you're actually smarter than them sweetheart. :)

    • @LemurMaster
      @LemurMaster Před 4 lety +7

      @ŇøHă Ģ. The trend began for me when I lived next door to a cat named "Adolph" who had a little black mustache, of course.

  • @dylanthepickle6428
    @dylanthepickle6428 Před 4 lety +21

    No one can do a segue from “path to hell” to “squarespace” like Simon.

  • @michaelpietrzak2067
    @michaelpietrzak2067 Před 4 lety

    Discovered your channel a couple days ago. Love it!

  • @i.victorian1266
    @i.victorian1266 Před 4 lety +41

    "I've been waiting for this episode for so long" THANK YOU SIMON
    Edit:
    This episode could of easily been a full hour and I wouldn't be mad at it. Thanks again Simon!

  • @richardarmstrong9770
    @richardarmstrong9770 Před 4 lety +419

    *Romanovs* : save Russian from Ivans bloodline
    *Russians* : Kill the Romanovs
    *Romanovs ghosts* : how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
    *Stalin* : now this looks like a job for me

    • @Captain_Mercury
      @Captain_Mercury Před 4 lety +8

      actually Rasputin killed the romanovs

    • @richardarmstrong9770
      @richardarmstrong9770 Před 4 lety +34

      Actually comrade they were killed in the basement by their own guards.

    • @acidmack1041
      @acidmack1041 Před 4 lety +40

      @@richardarmstrong9770 They were not killed by their own guards they were killed by the Ural Cheka who were the Bolsheviks secret police and were keeping the captive, the Romanov's own guards were long gone by that point, a lot of them murdered

    • @acidmack1041
      @acidmack1041 Před 4 lety +18

      @deekat3279 again, they were not killed by their own guards they were killed by the local Ural Cheka, Lenin's Bolshevik secret police who were keeping them captive

    • @richardarmstrong9770
      @richardarmstrong9770 Před 4 lety +8

      Well regardless they believed them to be on their side and didnt realize their fate until the last moment it was a poor execution too they pumped dozens of bullets into the tzars wife and children. Because they had all that jewel encrusted clothing on.

  • @vickigrove8549
    @vickigrove8549 Před rokem +3

    The Time of Troubles would be worth its own video, I think. Pretenders to the throne, the occupation of Moscow by Poland, a treaty with Sweden, and national victory led by a prince and a former butcher! Stuff of legend!

  • @brucethomson3242
    @brucethomson3242 Před 4 lety +2

    Dear Simon, please please please do not stop making these sublime videos, they're perfect.

  • @coldramen_1
    @coldramen_1 Před 4 lety +15

    could you do a biography on Franz Liszt? many people that aren’t interested in piano music might not know him, but he changed so much about instrumental music

    • @marinova1147
      @marinova1147 Před 3 lety +2

      I love his music but sadly know nothing about music in general so his brilliance is probably wasted on me. Could you recommend me a book or a video discussing what he changed about instrumental music?

    • @coldramen_1
      @coldramen_1 Před 2 lety +1

      @@marinova1147 I don’t know any books or documentaries, the knowledge I have on Liszt is what I have learned from music professors. The 2 major things that I remembered is that he created piano masterclasses and he was the first pianist to have music memorized in his performances. He also has produced some of the most amazing piano compositions of all time, the most famous being Hungarian Rhapsody 2. There’s probably some books or documentaries out there to find information on him, or at least he’s probably mentioned in romantic music history books/documentaries

  • @CommodoreFloopjack78
    @CommodoreFloopjack78 Před 4 lety +70

    The house cook wasn't Chef BOYAR-Dee, right? HAHAHAHAHA!! That's freaking hilarious!!
    I'll see myself out.

    • @alejandrodecesare5929
      @alejandrodecesare5929 Před 4 lety

      Queen Elena got served with a Boyardee Soup... a soup to for...I hope it was at least delicious

  • @SerTasera
    @SerTasera Před 3 lety

    I'm not sure why I like the music you play during the Squarespace ad so much, but it's the only time I never skip an ad after the first viewing.

  • @polnoezabvenie
    @polnoezabvenie Před 2 lety +6

    He did pretty much the same as your Henry VIII did: consolidate the realm, for which he centralized the power, repressed the old elites and created new ones, and passed a lot of state reforms.

  • @phoenicianussr9179
    @phoenicianussr9179 Před 4 lety +3

    Cool choice! Thanks for all the great vids!👍

  • @Lawliet734
    @Lawliet734 Před 4 lety +4

    Your videos have improved over the early ones, but I still cannot treat them as anything but podcasts.

  • @Kalababu08
    @Kalababu08 Před 2 lety +13

    Impeccable story telling skills!

  • @boardwithwheels
    @boardwithwheels Před 2 lety

    Even just the way you look while you tell stories intrigues me! Heck, you have a good story telling face with your expressions and way you convey the story! I love it!

  • @jevinday
    @jevinday Před 4 lety +6

    That was great! I never learned about these kinds of historical figures in American school. Thanks for doing what you guys do

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo Před 4 lety +1

      You'd better remaind nnocenrly ignorsnt then... Now you'll need to wash it all down the toilet for a long long time... before you'll find out the actual truth...

  • @marquisdelafayette1929
    @marquisdelafayette1929 Před 4 lety +9

    You should do the Marquis de Lafayette and how he defied the king to fight for free at 19and supplied his soldiers under him with food, clothing and arms).
    He pushed for the extra help from the king and finally got it which led to Rochambeau and De Grasse combining their troops with Washington and won the Battle of Yorktown .
    When he came bam 50 years later and 80,000 people in NYC came out to see him. Compare to the 4,000 people out of 8 million for The Beatles.

  • @LongTrout
    @LongTrout Před 3 lety

    I enjoy your narrations. thankyou for taking the time.

  • @Fatherwader
    @Fatherwader Před 3 lety +1

    this dude has to be one of the best storytellers. he would have been a great history teacher, love his tiny opinions he inserts as well, my fav youtube channel

  • @siegel947
    @siegel947 Před 4 lety +7

    biographics makes learning historic figures much interesting to research more historical events...

  • @favouronu
    @favouronu Před 4 lety +61

    9:40 You either die knowing that you were a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a monster

    • @diarradunlap9337
      @diarradunlap9337 Před 4 lety +4

      Apropos not only for Ivan "Grozny" (Ivan the Awe-inspiring, Ivan the Terrible), but also for Gaius Marius and Lucius Cornelius Sulla.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen Před 4 lety +1

      Crazy stuff

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo Před 4 lety +2

      You either live long and think hard before opening your mouth or you die hard and suffer long when you open your mouth before it.

    • @alejandrodecesare5929
      @alejandrodecesare5929 Před 4 lety +2

      Sounds like a Game of Thrones meme

    • @jimoyster387
      @jimoyster387 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah no worries Batman

  • @emiloopi
    @emiloopi Před 4 lety +7

    Love this channel! I’m sick in bed and binge watching all the vids 🤗

    • @rerunson740
      @rerunson740 Před 2 lety

      You are beautiful! Have a great day!!!

  • @doctornova3015
    @doctornova3015 Před rokem +6

    My nickname for my younger sister (6 years my junior) was Ivan the Terrible. She had such a habit of pinching and biting when she was very little, that my family began referring to her by the moniker as well. Fortunately she grew up to be a very smart and kind career woman as a 43 year old wife and mother.thank God. Those pinches left quite a mark .

  • @Crudeliciousbops
    @Crudeliciousbops Před 4 lety +45

    You forgot the part when they built St. Basil’s Cathedral and Ivan took their eyes away just so they won’t build anything more beautiful

    • @seaturtlepoppy7679
      @seaturtlepoppy7679 Před 4 lety +5

      If that is true, that has got to be one of the most creative forms of torture I have ever heard of. I can’t imagine what that would feel like ...

    • @MrVlad12340
      @MrVlad12340 Před 4 lety +8

      Seaturtle Poppy that is not true since same architects built other buildings later on, we dont know how he treated them but at least they had to have eyes to work.

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo Před 4 lety +6

      Oh, Dear! This is episode from Tarkovsky's film! This isn't about Ivan, his time or even Moscaw, you idiot!

    • @krazylyte
      @krazylyte Před 3 lety

      gfhome1933 Nevashedelo lol what a fool

  • @stephenwarhurst6615
    @stephenwarhurst6615 Před 4 lety +9

    Stalin quote - Everyone remembers Ivan the Terrible no one remembers the names of the Boyars

  • @mrbfros454
    @mrbfros454 Před 2 lety +1

    Such a fascinating video. Thank you for filling me in on this man’s life. So many valuable lessons we dare not take lightly!

  • @227RM
    @227RM Před 3 lety +1

    I love watching your videos you are the best history teacher ever thank you!

  • @ChunzBunz
    @ChunzBunz Před 4 lety +3

    Been waiting for an Ivan video!

  • @merrymerry2906
    @merrymerry2906 Před 4 lety +121

    *Oda Nobunaga next*
    But on to the video

    • @DaidriveCJ
      @DaidriveCJ Před 4 lety +3

      Is that soo~?!
      If so, it would be... "Just... that... simple "

    • @gjlipana881
      @gjlipana881 Před 4 lety +5

      Yes please

    • @asf1062
      @asf1062 Před 4 lety +3

      DUDE! I SECOND THIS

    • @pingukutepro
      @pingukutepro Před 4 lety +1

      He sucks. Takeda Shigen was better

  • @plsquirrel3835
    @plsquirrel3835 Před 4 lety

    Great video! I've enjoyed watching you channel.

  • @terricovill8487
    @terricovill8487 Před 2 lety +1

    The aspect of Biographies that I really enjoy (besides the history lessons) is the humor that the presentor interjected whilst narrating! I love a dry sense of humor!

  • @Projectwheelsindia
    @Projectwheelsindia Před 2 lety +18

    It’s great to see Johnny Sins changing his profession like any other day.

  • @willysweetwonkajoe1432
    @willysweetwonkajoe1432 Před 4 lety +30

    So exactly when does Rocky Balboa come in on this story

  • @loveisinportant5570
    @loveisinportant5570 Před rokem

    It's good that I mostly listen to these videos. Some of these earlier episodes are cropped so weirdly that I keep reflexively trying to scroll down to get Simon's entire head into the frame of the video. So much shirt, so little head.

  • @UnknowableThen
    @UnknowableThen Před 7 měsíci +2

    I love the painting of Ivan so much, it portrays an emotion I can never fully understand.

  • @toughtittypdiddy4634
    @toughtittypdiddy4634 Před 4 lety +85

    3 videos in one day? I haven't been this satisfied since I got new batteries for my vibrator.

    • @The_Daily_Tomato
      @The_Daily_Tomato Před 4 lety +12

      Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
      By the power of the almighty comment gods thy have earned the title......Comment of the day :D

    • @toughtittypdiddy4634
      @toughtittypdiddy4634 Před 4 lety +10

      @shahla1123 your mama

    • @toughtittypdiddy4634
      @toughtittypdiddy4634 Před 4 lety +15

      @shahla1123 and if I were you I wouldn't be talking with those "mi vida loca" eyebrows. You look like Steve from American Dad when he joined a Mexican girl gang, shaved his eyebrows off, put a glass to his face and Drew them again with a sharpie.

    • @itzlevelz
      @itzlevelz Před 4 lety +8

      @@toughtittypdiddy4634 don't even feed into that nonsense...

    • @ChuckNorrisUltra
      @ChuckNorrisUltra Před 4 lety +10

      @shahla1123
      You have issues lady. Please seek help.

  • @Wardner213
    @Wardner213 Před 4 lety +60

    Could you please do a bio on Ip Man? Thank you :)

    • @JohnDoe-vn1we
      @JohnDoe-vn1we Před 4 lety +1

      I am sure they have seen 1 of your hundreds of other request you can stop now.

    • @gfhomeNevashedelo
      @gfhomeNevashedelo Před 4 lety +1

      @uncletigger Ha-ha-ha! Simon and truth... Very funny!

  • @anthondeutsch3133
    @anthondeutsch3133 Před 3 lety

    I learned a lot, fantastic information. I am going to buy a book on Ivan thanks to you.

  • @lucianoosorio5942
    @lucianoosorio5942 Před rokem +4

    “I’m Terrible, there’s no great who could defeat this Russian.” Ivan the Terrible

  • @gipsydanger7379
    @gipsydanger7379 Před 4 lety +43

    Could you cover Otto Skorzney? The SS commando leader who rescued Benito Mussolini. And who would later work for the Mossad.

    • @darthdonkulous1810
      @darthdonkulous1810 Před 4 lety +4

      I would love to see that, to be fair. Great shout!

    • @norrij01
      @norrij01 Před 4 lety +5

      Now that’s a man that knew how to craft a story of a life, irrespective of the actual merit.

    • @seaturtlepoppy7679
      @seaturtlepoppy7679 Před 4 lety +1

      I think it’s been done by now (?).

    • @kerrymitchell9901
      @kerrymitchell9901 Před 2 lety

      @@darthdonkulous1810 ⁶⁷8⁸a

  • @brentgranger7856
    @brentgranger7856 Před 4 lety +6

    Thanks for finally doing a video on Ivan the Terrible. Can you do 2 much more popular Russian monarchs Peter the Great and Yekaterina the Great (Catherine the Great)? Both are so symbolic that they have cities renamed for them (St. Petersburg and Yekaterinburg) after the fall of the USSR (Leningrad and Sverdlovsk respectively).

  • @MegaDragonOfficial
    @MegaDragonOfficial Před 4 lety +13

    Hey Simon, thank you so for this epic explanation for such an epic man. We are a metal band based in Qingdao, China and we just wrote a metal ballad of Ivan's life, much of which was inspired by this very video. When the song is finished, we would love to send it to you! Keep up the great work!

  • @Saurophaganax1931
    @Saurophaganax1931 Před 2 lety +2

    Stalin should have recieved the epitaph “The terrible” or something to that effect. “Stalin the terrible” or “Stalin the monstrous” or “Stalin the cruel”. Even the most conservative estimates of his death toll would still earn him such a name.

  • @murzagildin
    @murzagildin Před 4 lety +72

    "Ivan the Terrible: Worse Than You Think"

  • @glenmartin2437
    @glenmartin2437 Před 4 lety +11

    During WW2, there was a Soviet radio announcer who apparently broadcasted from the Ural Mountains, repeated interfering with Radio Berlin - at one point, Radio Berlin went off the air for an hour.
    The announcer was sometimes referred to as Ivan the Terrible.

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 Před rokem +3

    I can see why Stalin identifies with Ivan. Stalin likely saw himself as a zealot who's harsh actions were done to bring about a golden age, just for communism instead of religion. Of course just like the Terrible, he never came to terms with that he was not an anti-hero. He was the villain protagonist

    • @SergyMilitaryRankings
      @SergyMilitaryRankings Před rokem

      Not really, in his view he was good.

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 Před rokem +1

      @@SergyMilitaryRankings I mean you're not wrong but I say anti-hero because Stalin was clearly a cynic. No optimist could be half as paranoid as him