The Disastrous 1904 Olympic Marathon • Puppet History
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I didn’t know the professor screaming “ he gets a rotten jelly bean!! a rotten jelly bean for the beef boy!! --TWO ROTTEN JeLLY BEANS!! KeeP PUSHING ME-KEEP pushing me!!” can make me laugh like a madman
dammit I was in the process of eating a cheese bun and almost got liquid gold all over my pillow and couch
Time stamp: 6:00 your welcome
@@diananguyen5478 You. Bless u
*I can just imagine Shane's search history*
"Gymnastics suit for puppet"
"Tiny trophy"
"Jellybeans in bulk"
That leotard was almost definitely originally for an American girl doll
interestingmouse same with the track suit
@@interestingmouse9961 It is, my cousin used to have it for her doll
interestingmouse I was just thinking the same thing
“Fuzzy blue puppet”
“Puppet glasses”
Fun fact: Felix Carvajal was sent to Greece to participate in the 1906 Athens marathon, got lost in Italy, was presumed dead, and then he showed up back in Cuba a year later. No one knows what he was doing during that time
This is very weird, I'm standing in my kitchen (in Maryland) making oatmeal on the stove while binging puppet history (because I'm on day 3 of snow days and I need some sanity from the kids trying to drive me bonkers) and I come across your comment. With that Maryland flag profile pic and a user name of Oatmeal?, I just thought that was a funny coincidence! 😄
Free vacation baby!
isnt it obvious? He was having adventures with The Doctor
@@queenb1119 what a strange coincidence hehehe
living la vida loca, probably
'I'm an Asian hispanic man, I've never played croquet." That's so fucking funny
honeslty i never even knew ryan was asian and hispanic so i was a little suprised to hear that 🤔
@@peter5988 Really? I thought it was obvious lol, he seemed very filipino-esque to me (which is basically the Mexico of asia)
@@CSSAMMYY_ the philippines is the Mexico of Asia stfu that's so accurate 😂😂
made me think of alice in borderland (a japanese show) where 3 of the characters play croquet at the end
@@CSSAMMYY_it's interesting that you say that because ever since I was little and up until I took an AP Human Geography class, I thought that The Phillipines was a Latin country lol
I love how Ryan knows he can’t win anymore so he’s just trying his best to aggravate the professor 😂😂
If you can't win, atleast have some fun right? XD
Ryan is how I felt in high school, if I hated being there and I hadn’t left already I may as well vibe?
I love Puppet history!!!!!!!
Rotten jelly beans for everyone
He would’ve won this one if he hadn’t taunted the Professor into two rotten jellybeans.
Add it to the lore: the professor’s immortality is *definitely* due to a fickle genie who keeps making things worse
He got immortality but had to live as a puppet.
Jayne Lavallee Yes! That’s genius 😂
Possibly the same genie that keeps bringing these inanimate objects to life for musical numbers.
I'm counting this as canon the Puppet History lore keeps getting bigger.
He’s mentioned genies in multiple episodes
I wonder why Shane never participates in puppet history.
Got captured by a vengeful genie
He'd probably just *ruin the history*
I'll go home...
hed win every time, it wouldnt be fair
Hes scared of the professor
gee idk hes prob busy
They didn’t even cover the “best” part of Hick’s race, on top of his egg white and rat poison smoothie, he was also given bourbon in place of water.
That dude must've been out of his mind during the last few miles
Ah bourbon, now your talking, screw you Gatorade!!!🙏🥇
Imagine if athletes today were given bourbon instead of water/gatorade. The Super Bowl would be a LOT more interesting
This reminds me of a tweet I saw that said something along the lines of “fuck it, let athletes use performance enhancing drugs, let’s see how fast a human can run” 😂
@@hypotheticalforest I think it was tosh.0 that he made a joke about having a special section of the olympics where they can use as much steroids as they want and “test how far the human body can go”.
Ryan: Here comes a History Point.
Professor: A History Point for Kristin!
Ryan: Shocker.
Lmao! I love Ryan so much. He's just over it.
"What's this really about?"
We're heading for a season ending throw down.
Lol Payback for all the ghost hunting.
The sexual tension between Ryan and the history cup he's never won
It’s like Leonardo DiCaprio when he wasn’t able to win an award lol
@@gillianfleischer5620 OH MY GOD 😂😂
^
Didn’t he share one cup
@@hansoel1610 which made it even worse. He never owns a solid one. Lmao.
It’s a bit amusing to hear someone like *Shane* say the words “I’m too small.” 😅
Shane didn't say that, it was The Professor.
whos Shane i only know the professor
What do you mean? Shane isn't in this video
Shane? Where did you even see him?
He's not even in the video...
Are you okay?
I've never met this *sharn* tell me about him
I love how Kristins just bopping her head and laughing at the torch singing about sacrifice and selling your soul to “get that fucking gold” while Ryan is just sitting there watching in horror like “What?!
It’s so true though! The injuries, abuse, no time for other normal activities. Look at Keri Strug. Ended her career. And when Simone had to quit and so much of the US was angry at her in a crazy way. The songs hilarious and Shane’s so on point. I hope Kristin is on this season.
Ryan smiling with murder in his eyes when the professor gave kristin a point: *there it is*
(Someone said thats the professor right sorry they just sound so similar, they must be related)
FALSEHOOD!! His name is the professor!!! Shane is definitely 100%, never in a million years the professor lol
“I didn’t even open my marker yet!”
“Exactly” 😂
Is Ricky coming back?
Ricky is making a comeback, boys...
Is Falsehood a sander Sides reference?
“I’m an Asian Hispanic man. I have never played croquet.” King
timestamp pls
Mail Man 10:33
I felt that
Racist.
@@KahosSaint pls tell me you're joking
Kristin seems like the _definition_ of the word "delight" and I love it.
She always has been and, I imagine, continues to be!
I really want to see an episode of Unsolved where Shane does some research on the haunted location they go to, and then surprises/torments Ryan by bringing the Professor with him
why do people keep bringing up shane?? he's not even in these videos!!
@@chelleebooth5290 there’s just something about Shane and the Professor that makes me want to see them in a show together. I can’t put my finger on it….
I love this comment and I don't wanna ruin the 666 likes on it, this counts as my like
Screenshoting this as a special tool for later
Kristen: Love him or DIE.
She just very succinctly summarized the Watcher fandom's feelings.
Xenophilius Lovegood time?
14:49 (when the Professor is dancing in his leotard)
She's one of us! All Hail the Watcher!
Just the way that the professor said hi! 🤩
"I'm an Asian Hispanic Man I've never played croquet" honestly as a Filipino I thought croquet was the food for most of my childhood
To add to this confusion.....potato croquettes are thing
Damn is it not? What a trip
Seriously? Didn't expect it... I'm also a Fil but French Macaroons was that to me...
croquettes are like a very popular dutch fried snack
@@user-nw8vn7rn2q Only heard of that once...
the phrase "would you break all of your bones for a parade when you get home?" is so emotionally raw that i cannot believe it was sung by a puppet of the olympic torch
Sincerely, I no longer recognize Shane vs the Professor. In my mind, they have nearly completely different voices.
Thank goodness I’m not the only one.
Shockingly I just found this channel when I was searching 4 Unsolved Mysteries what an absolute score. Have been binging for days. I couldn't agree more as a matter of fact it's a big part what makes this series absolute genius. I'm even starting to forget that he's the voices of the paper puppets. Sometimes I even forget the paper puppets aren't real. LMAO
Kristin: Is it a trick question?
The Professor: No of course not! I'm not here to trick you!
The Professor, two seconds later: HahA, I tRIckEd yOu!
HE’S A NASTY BOY
Technically, it isnt a trick question. The olympics was originally awared to Chicago.
Like a true professor
He is a little *nasty*
oh how the turntables
I love that the Professor just rades an American girl doll closet whenever he needs a new outfit.
I mean, American Girl fans are proportionally disposed to growing up to be history nerds... especially the ones who are still AG fans when they grow up. (And given that outfit is from 2016, it's not a childhood closet find.)
I like the idea that he steals them
Raids
@@SecretIdentityStudio 😂
Raids
After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out or takes away willy-nilly.
Actual Score: Ryan had 5 points and Kristin had 2. Ryan really won this one. Good job beef boy
Ryan did win the Christmas episode but Professor decided everyone gets a gift since it was Christmas
Awwn, he should have gotten a trophy!! 😡
🫘
“he’s dancing! love him or D I E.” same, honestly
Can I just say during a year that is just the worst, and seeing other shows try to adapt to the times, it is simply amazing that this show continues to just produce such high quality content and entertainment. It has managed to not lose an ounce of what makes it great while also having to pivot to a virtual model. Thank you for the big laughs during these troubling times.
True! As a big history buff myself, I'm so happy the show has not changed even though it's online. I also love Puppet History because it looks at really old history topics! Plus, this musical theater nerd loves some good show tunes.
@Katie Dahl its very funny tho when a guest got a jelly bean in his little satchel or bag
Maybe because the shows are 95% talking and 5% visual effects that they put in later during editing.
It’s so wonderful and we’re all so lucky that this show is able to work so well in a virtual form!!!
srsly most youtube shows show the glitchy-ness of zoom but they clearly take the time to produce high quality content for their viewers.
them and their team are fucking awesome ✌✌✌
I like how in this season Ryan really doesn't care about winning he's just going after the professor
That might be Ricky goldsworth
I mean he has no chance while they’re quarantined
@@Dolphinman300 Ricky just busts down the door and just says in a calm tone dispite the fact that he busted down a door "quarantine can not control me"
@@lolidk839 shit, you might be right
Is no one gonna talk about Shane going "come at me putin"
That was the funniest thing ever.
*the professor, Shane isn’t involved in this series
@@DarkElfDiva Sure aged well
So Putin was part of the conspiracy to take down the Professor with Ryan, the Genie, and the Devil, confirmed?
@@agatha6999 i was thinking the same thing
I was looking for this comment, this bit did NOT age well
“Why don’t we throw $45 at the problem” is so funny lmao
The Professor, popping out from behind the curtain after Kristin said she missed his little outfit: hi! :)
Me, openly weeping: h-hi
It was so pure. I fucking love the professor :3
14:00
I'm saying this so I can spam it later on.
It’s just so wholesome 🥺
No idea how but he legitimately sounded like he said “:D” out loud. Wholesome 🥺
20:57 honestly i want a FULL Puppet History episode about Alice Roosevelt, that woman was so fucking badass. She was a teenager when her dad became president, and was in full wild child mode for his entire presidency. There’s even a story about her burning an effigy of the next First Lady on the White House lawn as her dad was leaving office. She was insanely independent and free willed, to the point where she once burst in on a Cabinet Meeting and after she left one of Teddy’s aides was like “could you maybe control her a little” and Teddy said “I can either run this country, or I can control Alice, I cannot do both”.
She also has one of the best quotes I live by: "If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me."
Alice Lee Roosevelt was fun. She used to smoke on the White House roof, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach in her purse, and was famous for her wit. She had a pillow embroidered with the words, "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me."
Huh, I was thinking the same when I saw her - a whole episode COULD be done about her. But honestly, I’d rather have one of Teddy Roosevelt. Alice was a jerk and a self serving spoiled brat who liked to pee in the punch bowl (metaphorically speaking) to get attention. Nothing she did took effort or commitment to making someone else’s life better. She had fame, fortune and good looks yet she didn’t do or accomplish anything good and worthwhile. Just a few weeks ago I hiked through Teddy Roosevelt Natl. Park in ND and Yellowstone in Montana and really was feeling huge heaps of appreciation and respect for that TR. Teddy’s story is supposedly well known, but I don’t think well known enough and...it’s so fascinating, it never gets old.
The Albanian Lorg i mean. Teddy did, ya know, heavily contribute to American neo-colonialism in some really horrible ways and Alice chose to not be very politically active. Probably because she was really annoyed by the political world, and how “noble” and genteel women in politics were meant to act. She seemed like the kind of person who hated being told that she couldn’t be herself, and i personally respect that a lot. And as funny and heroic as Teddy’s antic seem from a historical lens, i wonder how Alice reacted to times when her dad would blatantly risk his own life “for his country”. Like. Imagine knowing your dad was going to make a big political speech, learning he was shot at the beginning, and then continued giving the speech for another half hour. Having Teddy Roosevelt as a dad was probably stressful as hell, and I can completely understand not wanting to be a super public figure in politics after growing up like that.
@@julesking1303 Yeah, I get why she might not have been a happy camper, but still just not a fan.
watching Ryan call the professor "a dead man" is so heartbreaking in retrospect... we should've seen the signs sooner. if we had, the professor might still be with us.
"Skiing with a sniper rifle" is the Olympic sport that Finland consistently dominates
maybe ryan would win if he didn't open the episode by insulting the professor
Nah that’s boring
Ya he needs to start being a brown noser
The professor ghost wrote this
He still finished with more History Points despite being docked 2 of them right out of the gate.
He didn't insult him in the Mansa Musa one and still lost
why is no one talking about how soft and adorable the Professor’s little “hi” was at 14:01
it melted my heart
Same omg it was so cute
so sweet🥺
I am cute tho
I had to rewatch it 🥺
And then the little chuckle. Honestly best experience in my life.
We love to see ex-buzzfeed/soon to be ex-buzzfeed employees back together making amazing content
I like to refer to them as ‘Buzzfeed survivors’ bc so many of them describe significant burnout in their ‘why i left’ videos. Kristin’s burnout was especially rough though
You could convince me this whole Olympic marathon was a cartoon
Speaking of cartoonish sporting events: The 1908 New York to Paris car race genuinely feels like the originator of every trope in cartoons about car racing.
"a rotten jelly bean for you!"
"Why don't you give me one more, you coward?"
This cracked me up 😂
Love the Breakfast Club reference he dusted off there!
Puppet History Conspiracy Theory: the professor was once a human that was cursed by a fickle genie to become a puppet
At the beginning of time, it's how he knows all this history, he was cursed to be an immortal puppet.
@@iceyschoaticcreations8553 THE LORE DEEPENS
Very very curious...
I sincerely hope this becomes canon
If you look at the shanemadej CZcams channel, you’ll find a video where he plays a professor character. Coincidence? I think not.
If the world ever returns to normal, Ryan and Shane should definitely take the Professor to Disney Land and smuggle him onto rides
"Come at me Putin" has aged like a fine wine!
I lose my mind every single time the Professor shakes and the screen turns red it's the FUNNIEST THING ITS SO CURSED
it never gets old
It's beautiful
sheer rage within the man
@@blue-3430 neither does the Professor, he's immortal 😎
@@jessicakaemery this aged like fine wine
Ryan: This is Rigged, I cant Win.
also Ryan: Taunts the professor to take points away from him until he does.
I think Ryan has accepted he's not allowed to win, so now he's just out to spite Professor McNasty 😂😂😂
Lmao I don't blame the guy because Shane is just trolling Ryan every single episode by this point 😂😂😂
If he hadn’t done that taunting he would’ve won.
420th like
RocaDeearCenjar He still got more points than her even with the two sour beans,
The positive energy from Kristin is so heartwarming
That song by the torch was simultaneously the funniest and disturbing song I have ever heard in all my 32yrs of life
I’m picturing Shane dressing the professor in his cute little outfit and it’s the most adorable thing ever.
what does the professor look like without an outfit on? I'm sure it looks absolutely terrifying
@@pikpacchu4704 find out on his onlyfans
@@c.r2135 I wish I was Jared, 19
The last episode of this season will include Shane dressed in a life-sized mascot suit of the professor, body slamming Ryan.
OMG PLEASE I NEED THIS
“Im an asian hispanic man. Ive never played croquet” wise words from a wise man. Best line in the episode and if you disagree well thats on you as the queen detox herself would say
5:59 you know one of these days Ryan’s gonna try to choke the Professor, and the Professor would try to bite Ryan.
A close enough prediction 😂
Ryan: "and I didn't even have rat poison in me."
I honestly expected the professor to say "not yet".
A MISSED OPPORTUNITY
When? I miseed this bit
A.Berry 1 23:06
God dammit that would have been perfect
At this point Ryan has just become the villain of this series.
I think Shane did that on purpose. Cause he was definitely the villain in Buzzfeed Unsolved lol. Paybacks a bitch Ryan
Lowkey want see Ricky Goldsworth in Puppet History (just to see what it's like)
It isn’t Ryan it’s Ricky Goldsworth
Now I'm the villain in your history...
I was to young and blind to see!
Ryan's nickname "beef boy" has carried on from previous episodes and I am definitely here for it.
Her laugh is so contagious, everytime she just started cracking up I couldn't help but join in
when he said he was too small for the rides at Disney I immediately pictured him just getting flung off rides. Just a little blue blur flying away from rides.
I picture him the a potato flying around my room potato in the ceiling
This fucking sent me lmaooo
aw i pictured ryan sneaking him in by putting him in the front of his hoodie or something lol
😂
@@cait5158 That's assuming Ryan wouldn't yeet him from rides for refusing to let him win.
The Professor’s little “Hi” was something that I didn’t know I needed until now
I rewound that part 6 times
14:01
When I heard that little hi I almost keeled over :) good stuff
SO SWEET
the little costume just makes it even better 🥰🥰
I love Kristin’s enthusiasm to learn about this funny little bit of history! She seems like a fun person to chill with!
Ryan breaking character and asking the Professor "whats this all about" has the same energy as every 4th wall break in WandaVision
Kristin: "Is this a trick question?"
Professor: "I'm not here to trick you."
BS! You had a trick question in the last episode! All the answers were right (All of the Above), but no points were given! We see your LIES, Professor McNasty!
Edit: Oh my god, Ryan was right. He was actually right about something! This whole thing is rigged by McNasty!
Edit: *GASP!* I have been noticed by the Watcher! All Hail the Watcher!
say anymore about mcnasty and you'll end up with some suspicious smelling jelly beans in your system
Mcnasty has been playing it nasty
I'll bet you ten bucks Ryan ghost wrote this
"imagine 6 flags but with more whale bones and racism"
You can tell for some reason Ryan really doesn't like the professor
@@dolandtimmons4645 i don’t think the professor is like limited by gender or race. he’s above all
Sooooo, regular six flags?
He stole some peaches and apples, took a peaceful nap and get number four in the game? What a mad lad
"Come at me, Putin!"
Professor what have you DONE???!!!
I love the costume, but seeing the professor without his little hat feels... wrong.
I'm more horrifyingly entranced by his naked legs
@@jml6263 I wish our legs looked that good while being hairy 🤣🤣🤣
@@scarletrose_9848 Nothing wrong with humans being fuzzy! The bright blue might be something to look into though.
He looked like blue elmo without the hat. LOL
Bro exactly what I thought with the pillow in the Vesuvius ep but the pillow was so cute 😂
"You've never played croquet??"
Ryan: "I'm an Asain Hispanic man I've never played croquet"
Me: Laughs in Latina
- lmao 🤣🤣
*laughs in Japanese and native*
Jarrett Kobayashi lmao I love this so much
If it helps, I'm whiter than Wonderbread and have never played croquet either. I think it involves a hammer or mallet or something and that's all i know.
M lucas this reply is gold lmao
This series is 1000% my comfort series. I also can’t stop calling my head a dome now.
As someone who grew up on a hill, running up a hill is extremely hard no matter if you’ve drank rat poison or not
When Shane mysteriously dies of poisoning in a few days, I won’t be surprised.
I love how you say 'when' rather than 'if'
the confidence
Ryans the one eating rotten jelly beans
They’ll find jelly beans in his stomach
can’t wait to see in the news that the professor has been beheaded
Don’t eat the eggs Shane
When Ryan finally wins, I think the Professor is going to send him a bag full of spiders instead of jellybeans
One: if he ever wins, Two: I can’t imagine what it would be. 😭😭😭
I think it'll be Beanboozled jellybeans I'd pay to watch that
He will nvr win. It's all for the guest
Delivered by a bear
imagine if he sent him all barf flavored ones
26:43 "he's a dead man..."
omg ryan warned us of his plan all along
I absolutely LOVE the dynamic that this show has. Like, Ryan has been putting up with Shane for so long that nothing fazes him anymore, but the newcomers are always so excited. It's adorable!
The professor looks cute in his lil gymnast outfit and all but somewhere in Shane’s office lies a naked American girl doll
Dang
Can't you order the outfits separately?
@@DarkestElemental616 shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nah, the doll is wearing the Professor’s original outfit
@@A_T216 hahahsh
Shane: *exposes russia*
Ryan: they’re gonna come for you
Shane: COME AT ME PUTIN
Putin somewhere in Russia: Somethings Wrong I can feel it
“ Just... a feeling I’ve got. And if he is JELLYBEANS as you say... then we’re in trouble. Big trouble!”
it’s so cute how shane put schaumburg with a star on the map because it’s his birth city :)
The dude who took a nap during the run is an absolute madman
a true madlad
you do what you gotta do
@@kaitlynng7924 Yes
i feel like any content shane is in charge of producing is just an elaborate scheme to break ryan
It’s cause he misses the hot daga 😂😂
True friendship
19:11 Medical use of Strychnine was actually pretty common during the early 20th century. Since the poison essentially behaves like Tetanus, causing one’s muscles to constrict, it was thought that small doses of Strychnine would promote and enhance muscular contractions, just the sort of thing that would be useful to a runner.
How the hell did humanity survive this long
I adore Kristen's explosion of laughter at the torch puppet
'A fickle genie who keeps making things worse no matter what you say.'
Alright we've found what's responsible for 2020.
Yeah the professor obviously made a wish that went horribly horribly wrong
@@camili5072 He wished for infinite knowledge but also got cursed with his puppet body
more like who
Soup Soup bold of you to assume that he doesn’t have infinite knowledge because he was there to experience all these events
@@camili5072 shit you're right
i-he doesn’t look right without his hat😭
I miss his widdle hat
I miss his jelly beans
He looks so disheveled
He looks like Elmo's disheveled cousin.
Nina Serafina he really does 😂
24:55
“I must DOWS my Hellish FLAAAAME, with your subservient sweat.”
Ryan: Wha
As a gymnast myself, I was very happy to see the professor in his little competition leotard. It made my day. Thank you Professor.
Every week, Ryan always ends the episode like he’s about to commit his own unsolved mystery: true crime
HAHAHA
Someday Shane will find The Professor ripped into blue furballs, with Ricky Goldsworth standing over him menacingly.
my favourite thing is when people are truly happy to be on this show, like kate and now this lovely lady :")
yeah. They were so enthusiastic and excited that I also feel the same
omg kristen is so delightful i love her :,)
Yeah..unlike that guy on that Pompeii episode.
char free the blond lady on I think the first ep also had weird energy? But it might be that they just don’t know what type of energy to bring to the show, who knows
@@charfree6888 Word. Matt used to be far more upbeat before lock down. Now he is like a surly old man.
Would you scoop out both your eyes, just to win that fucking prize?
Ryan: *looks horrified*
Lauren: *jammin'*
can we talk about how The Professor is definitely wearing an American Girl doll leotard?
Ryan: Why don’t you give me another one you coward
The professor: You dare question my power?
Shane saying, "I'm too small" is just the funniest thing ever XD
Shane never said that the Professor did! silly
Chellee Booth XD you’re right! Oops! 😬
Shane can take him on a ride, he just needs someone to hold him really tight to not fly away, he's immortal so he'll get back up & try again.
I need to sincerely apologize, because I've been sleeping on Puppet History. I've been binge watching and can't stop!
NGL. When Shane was doing the skit and asked, “What if somebody dies?” He literally sounded like Ryan
We got “spoilies,” the tiny “hi,” and the professor being really sad about not being able to go on rides at Disneyland....in conclusion the professor is ✨baby✨
I agree he is precious
And the little whoop at the very end omgg
I love how every Puppet History Ryan and the Professor get increasingly feral toward each other
I'm looking forward to a season ending showdown.
I predict an altercation or a very hilarious murder attempt on the professor at the end of the season here. BTW does anyone actually keep track of the points. Because I feel that Ryan actually won one.
@@Katpiratefan275 I was actually wondering about the points myself. I can never remember to keep track when I'm watching the episodes.
@@subversivecritter8043 well, they're on youtube for the rewatch. Challenge is on to defend the Bergara Honor!
@@lorrainewilliams7896 you're right. Ricky is taking over Ryan. Soon he's gonna be kicking everyone out, demanding food and someone to pick him up at 8am sharp.
"Yes Mr. Goldsworth. Right away, Mr. Goldsworth."
Professor: I’m to small for the rides in Disney
Shane behind the curtain: A FUCKING GIANT
I love how proud Ryan is of his heritage, as another hispanic it makes me really happy.
shane's songs get more unhinged with each performance
ikr it's the best thing ever
I know I love it
Ryan: "Growing old and dying is overrated."
Also Ryan when he sees a shadow: "A demon!! Oh god, don't let me die!." (pulls out the holy water)
XDDDDD
So what? He just wants to die on his own terms. Completely understandable. XD
13:58 that was cute, I adore the love that everyone but Ryan has for The Professor
Does anyone else stop to read these newspaper articles? Bc Shane clearly wrote them and the small stories are actually hilarious
Oh I’m going to read them now! Thanks for the info though I should have known he’d cover every detail. Thanks again!
I hadn’t but I will now!! Thanks for pointing it out
Idea for a future episode-- the most successful pirate of all time was a Chinese woman named Ching Shih and she deserves way more history cred than she gets!!!
didn't they had a ruining history video about her? i am awful with names, but it was about a pirate queen (i think a chinese pirate queen, but it's been like 2 years since i watched that so i wouldn't count on my memories)
AgentSteffi They had one about two woman who where pirates but they were British (I think), not Chinese 😊
AgentSteffi No, that was about Anne Bonnie and Mary Reed.
I second this and I would also like to throw in wu zetian: a concubine who schemed her way up to becoming china’s only female emperor. Lots of really interesting facts about her as well. (One fun fact is that her tomb is shaped like a giant pair of tiddies.)
This is a great episode idea! She was also fictionalised in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies so it would be cool to share more about her life.
the season finale is gonna end with Ryan seamlessly leaving his frame into the professor’s and choking him out
Ngl this would be amazing
Dude, if they ever get in the same room Ryan's just going to end up yeeting the Professor across the room.
i would love it if he leaves his frame, becomes a puppet, and chokes out professor
@@BMiren-bc6ye Now the season can't end any other way. I need this like I need air. 😂😂
Shane bringing the suffering down upon Ryan as retribution for making him a ghost hunter.
Support team hands runner a glass of egg whites and rat poison.
Runner: Are you sure this will work?
Support team member: I have no idea!
*Captain America voice* I understood that reference
"Imagine a Six Flags but with more whale bones and racism." I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY PIZZA
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Leah Smith HONESTLY IT KILLED MEEEEE
Where are you getting Pizzas in Covid? Dont do this to me... I'll cry. I miss fast food!!!
@@satarupagingerkolay you can order frozen ones from grocery stores? Or make your own? I mean, some pizza places are still doing deliveries too
@@satarupagingerkolay In my area, you can call in and order and then you just have to wait in your car for them to make it.