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  • @yzer9975
    @yzer9975 Před 3 lety +3836

    "Have either of you ever had a nemesis?"
    Ryan, directly at the camera: "YEAH."

  • @gracie3929
    @gracie3929 Před 3 lety +9640

    obsessed with the mental image of the professor sitting at a desk by candlelight, surrounded by books for research on different topics, turning pages with his mouth because he has no strength in his arms.

    • @mariapizzaa
      @mariapizzaa Před 3 lety +398

      This begs the question: does the professor write anything? And if do, does he also use a quill in his mouth to do so? Or does he just have to commit everything to memory?

    • @pidgethepigeon2706
      @pidgethepigeon2706 Před 3 lety +350

      @@mariapizzaa i like to think there's a usb drive under his lil hat

    • @gracie3929
      @gracie3929 Před 3 lety +140

      maria pizza the idea that everything is just downloaded into his puppet brain

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 Před 3 lety +13

      I can't even 😂😂

    • @therhythmictale5574
      @therhythmictale5574 Před 3 lety +79

      And then ryan has the AUDACITY to insinuate that the Profesor doesn’t do his research 🤧

  • @SetFireGirl
    @SetFireGirl Před 3 lety +2096

    I love how Ryan spends the entire video visibly contemplating murder and openly threatening to set the Professor on fire, but also giggles at the Professor's jokes and looks so excited to show off his answers, especially when he had the actual name of one of Newton's Laws written down. He's got the range

    • @coldmir1258
      @coldmir1258 Před 6 měsíci +15

      he's a little tsundere but aren't we all

  • @missimmi
    @missimmi Před 3 lety +2961

    I really want a Puppet History soundtrack, "The Heavy, Heavy Songbook we call History"

  • @victoriagarrett6162
    @victoriagarrett6162 Před 3 lety +4410

    **intense shaking** *YOU STEP FOOT INTO THIS THEATER AND BABY YOU’RE IN A WORLD OF PAIN*

  • @kamcalste
    @kamcalste Před 3 lety +4057

    Keith monologuing about French horn while Ryan and the Professor listen politely but with clear boredom is so quintessentially Keith.

    • @hannahpchism
      @hannahpchism Před 3 lety +204

      As a French horn player named Hannah who had an arch nemesis named Jessica, I had war flashbacks from his tale.

    • @plant_f00d
      @plant_f00d Před 3 lety +68

      im a horn player too and i was delighted by keiths story AND the inclusion of mozarts horn concerto 4 in the video haha

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac Před 3 lety +9

      @@hannahpchism what if his nemesis is also Jessica?!

    • @blakeswanson1322
      @blakeswanson1322 Před 3 lety

      @@hannahpchism you live in cali???

    • @hannahpchism
      @hannahpchism Před 3 lety

      @@blakeswanson1322 nah florida

  • @McBende
    @McBende Před 3 lety +3710

    Fun fact with Newton vs. Hooke - Newton burned Hooke's only portrait in the Royal Society, so we don't really know what Hook looked like. All the other paintings of Hooke are *thought* to be him but not confirmed. We don't know what the dude looked like because of the grudge Newton had.

    • @lizzie-4011
      @lizzie-4011 Před 3 lety +318

      now that’s petty

    • @candlaze_
      @candlaze_ Před 3 lety +181

      Dang Newton really didn't want to see his face

    • @binglebongle2713
      @binglebongle2713 Před 3 lety +167

      Honestly that’s petty as hell but I’d probably do the same thing 😌💅

    • @mehreentasnim7129
      @mehreentasnim7129 Před 3 lety +21

      @@lizzie-4011 that's not petty judging on the stuff Hooke did

    • @lizzie-4011
      @lizzie-4011 Před 3 lety +48

      @@mehreentasnim7129 while it was obviously provoked, regardless such is still petty lmao

  • @erinium19
    @erinium19 Před 3 lety +1093

    Ryan: I think you know who my nemesis is
    The Professor: Oh, do I?
    Keith: I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today

    • @cammel
      @cammel Před 2 lety +33

      It's the same energy as in the without a recipe dumplings when Eugene and Matt were arguing and Keith sat there looking back and forth lmao

  • @alyssachristiansen124
    @alyssachristiansen124 Před 3 lety +1618

    The professor: Have either of you ever had a nemesis?
    Ryan, with dead eyes: y e a h

  • @end_this_time2058
    @end_this_time2058 Před 3 lety +7177

    Every single fact we learn about Ryan's childhood sounds like a super villain origin story

    • @_tired_fujoshi
      @_tired_fujoshi Před 3 lety +461

      I mean his dentist dad decapitated someone so who know how far the apple has fallen from the tree....maybe Newton, but you get it....

    • @StarshineRose
      @StarshineRose Před 3 lety +29

      @@_tired_fujoshi omg what, when did he talk about this???

    • @somenathchandra3861
      @somenathchandra3861 Před 3 lety +62

      @@StarshineRose it's a joke

    • @jsyn_
      @jsyn_ Před 3 lety +167

      Minus A Bajaj its a running joke from one of the buzzfeed unsolved episodes

    • @Han_jinhee
      @Han_jinhee Před 3 lety +167

      Minus A Bajaj if you want the specific episode it the unsolved episode The Ghosts and Demons of Bobby Mackey’s it’s at the 9:40ish mark

  • @MeredithHagan
    @MeredithHagan Před 3 lety +1333

    I think the only other person who could give The Professor a run for his money is Safiya, she’s such a history nerd.

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 Před 3 lety +1913

    Fun fact: While most historical scholars believed Isaac Newton was a deeply religious celibate, some contemporary scholars believe he just might have been homosexual.
    His first candidate as a potential partner was John Wickens, who Newton roomed with for nearly 20 years. Six years later, he met Fatio de Duillier, whom he purportedly had an intense relationship with lasting four years. Fatio even once wrote to Newton, saying “... the reason I should not marry will probably last as long as my life... I could wish sir to live all of my life, or the greatest part of it, with you.”

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco Před 3 lety +369

      Oh he absolutely was gay. ESPECIALLY given the looong intense relationships he had with men. Including the guy in this video who scammed and shizz. Like,, that nemesis relationship partially feels.. dare I say.. flirtatious?

    • @lizziecastricum4382
      @lizziecastricum4382 Před 3 lety +231

      Yeah I think I remember he also shared a cat, bank account, and possibly a bedroom with John Wickens soooo

    • @thrasherali-ns2842
      @thrasherali-ns2842 Před 3 lety +112

      Does the timeline maybe suggest that Newtons obsession with Chaloner lead to the end to his relationship with Wickens?
      Because that would be sad.

    • @binglebongle2713
      @binglebongle2713 Před 3 lety +61

      @@thrasherali-ns2842 That’s actually really sad but would make a great novel.

    • @thrasherali-ns2842
      @thrasherali-ns2842 Před 3 lety +94

      @@binglebongle2713 cant help but love the drama of it. However, im convinced Newton wasnt a very compassionate and loving man, while his criminal lover- i mean nemesis- likely thought he was. I mean, to me, the moments leading up to his execution seemed to be Ol' Boy realizing this love affair was one sided. Tragic.

  • @kaylie2496
    @kaylie2496 Před 3 lety +2360

    Maybe the professor used to be a human until a genie turned him into a puppet

    • @rinina
      @rinina Před 3 lety +80

      And so he cannot die :0

    • @bluerose536
      @bluerose536 Před 3 lety +35

      Oh s h i t

    • @lubnasaleh2858
      @lubnasaleh2858 Před 3 lety +100

      He found Aladdin’s lamp and he wished to be immortal and the genie granted his wish by turning him into a puppet

    • @AyushRaj-vg8lv
      @AyushRaj-vg8lv Před 3 lety +36

      He's an immortal being that has witnessed these events himself

    • @lyren5143
      @lyren5143 Před 3 lety +7

      another addition to the lore, i see

  • @anastasiachristina
    @anastasiachristina Před 3 lety +7867

    if this rivalry continues, The Professor will end up on unsolved

    • @linneaglas1598
      @linneaglas1598 Před 3 lety +352

      As the possible killer or the dead body?

    • @fairytailgirl123
      @fairytailgirl123 Před 3 lety +391

      @@linneaglas1598 Yes

    • @anastasiachristina
      @anastasiachristina Před 3 lety +347

      @@linneaglas1598 the question remains....unsolved

    • @darkchocolate5494
      @darkchocolate5494 Před 3 lety +62

      this is the best comment on this video

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 Před 3 lety +36

      @@fairytailgirl123 So will he pull a Reginald Hargreeves to traumatise us and galvanise us against the real threat, bears?

  • @xTetraMuffinsx
    @xTetraMuffinsx Před 3 lety +458

    I like how Keith is using cold logic and then asks "They turned into birds?" Kills me

  • @imsimple379
    @imsimple379 Před 3 lety +598

    Can this series end with the finale having Ryan disappear from his screen and then his hand just grabs the professor and drags him behind the curtain and all you hear is the Professor's screaming and Ryan's psychotic laughter as jellybeans shoot out everywhere?

  • @meimei3500
    @meimei3500 Před 3 lety +2604

    shane: can we say it? isaac newton is probably a murderer?
    ryan: whether or not isaac newton is a murderer will remain....UNSOLVED

  • @honeyscissors
    @honeyscissors Před 3 lety +2466

    Ryan: names the actual law
    Keith: stuff keeps moving until it hits something
    How very poetic, indeed.

    • @uchewb3
      @uchewb3 Před 3 lety +52

      “An object in motion stays in motion” is the common phrase used to explain inertia in every physics class - a physics undergrad. It doesn’t technically satisfy “name” the law

    • @honeyscissors
      @honeyscissors Před 3 lety +49

      @@uchewb3 It wasn't like he named it and didn't know what it meant though. After Keith said his version of that phrase, Ryan nodded and said "And that's called Inertia". So in my book he had the explanation and the name of the law. They both didn't really 100% nail it, but I think they should've either both earned a point or neither.

    • @somenathchandra3861
      @somenathchandra3861 Před 3 lety +28

      @@honeyscissors Yeah but watching Ryan lose is just so amusing

    • @mikelxanadu
      @mikelxanadu Před 3 lety +13

      It’s because Keith had to win. The trophy was sitting on his doorstep.

    • @hellothere702
      @hellothere702 Před 3 lety +6

      Mikel yeah I feel like the Ryan never winning bit is scripted, well not necessarily scripted but definitely pre planned, at this point I suspected it in the first season but I did the math and in one episode I can't remember which Ryan actually should've won but because The Professor gave the guest extra points they won

  • @mrp4728
    @mrp4728 Před 3 lety +397

    Isaac Newton sounds like that one kid who would remind the teacher that they forgot to set homework

  • @limegreen000
    @limegreen000 Před 3 lety +355

    I always love the part near the end of the episode where the guest is just cheerfully celebrating while cutting back to the prof and ryan hurling death threats at each other

  • @siobhansprouse3254
    @siobhansprouse3254 Před 3 lety +8169

    The Professor’s hyper-concentrated shakes of fury give me life tbh.

  • @anaclaranunes9900
    @anaclaranunes9900 Před 3 lety +9128

    imagine getting away with a murder for hundreds of years and then everyone finds out because of a history show hosted by a puppet

    • @anushkamaheshwari9662
      @anushkamaheshwari9662 Před 3 lety +73

      Yikes 😬

    • @tam_pow2092
      @tam_pow2092 Před 3 lety +554

      Honestly, that'd be the only way I'd want it to happen.

    • @gonfreecss8672
      @gonfreecss8672 Před 3 lety +46

      @@tam_pow2092 LMFAOO 💀

    • @gingergrant1057
      @gingergrant1057 Před 3 lety +311

      I mean they talked about Jack the Ripper being a cop, and the theory has gained traction since that episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved.

    • @eurasiaacaci.-110
      @eurasiaacaci.-110 Před 3 lety +13

      The scenario worth to be real and be remembered

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl Před 2 lety +410

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 2 points (because I believe he should've gotten a full point for the inertia thing) and Keith had 5. The guest won fairly and Ryan should've went with the idea of "when in doubt, pick C."

  • @sofiakaye702
    @sofiakaye702 Před 3 lety +249

    Is no one going to talk about Shane's excellent voice work for the song at the end? I'm so impressed tbh

    • @olvo33nyp0pon
      @olvo33nyp0pon Před rokem +21

      Right!! It might be the best song he's preformed on Puppet History (at least up until the point of this episode). Some of the others are a little too chaotic, but this one just... works. And it could be standalone. I think I almost cried a little the first time I watched this episode, lmao 😂 It's beautiful

    • @timeforlaurynsopinion5138
      @timeforlaurynsopinion5138 Před rokem +15

      the song has me near tears every time i hear it

    • @coelacanthropology
      @coelacanthropology Před rokem +15

      I literally came down to look for someone talking about it! as soon as he started talking i was so impressed! and when the music came in i immediately was like RANDY NEWMAN???? but like no one is talking about it!

    • @rafansyed8420
      @rafansyed8420 Před rokem +6

      @@coelacanthropology lmao same, am currently trying to catch up on all the puppet history episodes before the season 5 finale

  • @jamesdoesmusic_
    @jamesdoesmusic_ Před 3 lety +3644

    this time on puppet history: Ryan is bitter about always losing and Shane loves it

  • @weymenso3288
    @weymenso3288 Před 3 lety +6708

    Damn Try Guy's Keith acts all chaotically and shit but here he's so perceptive and logical, he's is like the dude in school that acted all goofy and aloof but kicked your ass in all the AP classes

    • @milantarika7219
      @milantarika7219 Před 3 lety +73

      So true

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. Před 3 lety +57

      Wow, I just realized that this could describe me.

    • @puddinghoax
      @puddinghoax Před 3 lety +253

      there's a reason he got ravenclaw when the try guys did the hp sorting test, man's a true lune lovegood gilderoy lockheart type

    • @jadeyu7197
      @jadeyu7197 Před 3 lety +25

      HE IS. I LOVE HIS BRAIN

    • @corneliali7747
      @corneliali7747 Před 3 lety +120

      lol he's a founder of a successful company so of course he's smart. Ryan mentioned while at Buzzfeed Keith was their mentor.

  • @PureMagic101
    @PureMagic101 Před 3 lety +280

    I love how horrified they are of quartering when what they're describing is arguably no where near as horrific as what quartering actually is

    • @whynothanks2047
      @whynothanks2047 Před 2 lety +17

      I googled it because of your comment and I.......

    • @ctag7817
      @ctag7817 Před 2 lety +3

      HOLY SHIT

    • @amythetoon6535
      @amythetoon6535 Před 2 lety +2

      what is it?

    • @PureMagic101
      @PureMagic101 Před 2 lety +13

      @@amythetoon6535 so the usual punishment is to be drawn, hanged, and quartered. The quartering part starts by cutting off the prisoner's genitals. They would be cut open too by this point, and their guts along with their genitals would be thrown into a fire and burned in front of them (they were alive while this was happening also). Finally, they were beheaded. The body was then chopped into pieces, usually four, hence the phrase quartering.

    • @amythetoon6535
      @amythetoon6535 Před 2 lety +4

      @@PureMagic101 jesus

  • @aid3782
    @aid3782 Před 2 lety +143

    ‘you step foot into this theater and baby and you’ll be in a world of pain’, pure poetry

  • @mikellas864
    @mikellas864 Před 3 lety +2964

    This funky blue thing really makes the world a little better

  • @amandalee1639
    @amandalee1639 Před 3 lety +715

    "Have any of you had a nemisis?"
    Ryan *staring directly at the Professor*: yeah

    • @pikit316
      @pikit316 Před 3 lety +3

      Shane be like: Eep! 😖😳😲

    • @jojocircus9818
      @jojocircus9818 Před 3 lety +22

      no one:
      ryan to the professor: i’ll set you on fire

    • @michelledang6834
      @michelledang6834 Před 3 lety +1

      I mean, to be fair, he has to look directly in front of him bc that's where the camera is lol

    • @amandalee1639
      @amandalee1639 Před 3 lety +1

      @@michelledang6834 True, but he did so without a moment's hesitation.

  • @Alkis05
    @Alkis05 Před 2 lety +396

    Is shane:
    a) an actual historian
    b) a history buff
    c) his staff does all the research and he just read scripts?

    • @jadeandblood
      @jadeandblood Před 2 lety +207

      He's a history nerd! He makes all of the puppets, the stage, wrote scripts and songs on his own. The only thing he doesn't do is the editing.

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx Před 2 lety +65

      Much like the professor often has, this is a trick question and the correct answer is all of them

    • @hannahc875
      @hannahc875 Před rokem +32

      he's an evil genie

    • @the-amazing-karnak
      @the-amazing-karnak Před rokem +53

      Bold of you to assume he isn’t an immortal who has actually met all of these people

    • @hamsanandini7647
      @hamsanandini7647 Před rokem +13

      @@jadeandblood I think for s4, he has outsourced the puppet creation.

  • @rowaaSHKhedr
    @rowaaSHKhedr Před 3 lety +377

    Shane: we're friends
    Ryan: I'm gonna set you on fire
    friendship goals

  • @theligerloverman
    @theligerloverman Před 3 lety +1325

    Ryan is plotting the Professor's death, he is gonna throw him into a pit of cats.

    • @bananaman677
      @bananaman677 Před 3 lety +24

      The spiders will save him

    • @RewindingFilm04
      @RewindingFilm04 Před 3 lety +28

      Rick Goldsworth will be plotting alongside Ryan as well

    • @Countrydiva524
      @Countrydiva524 Před 3 lety +8

      @@RewindingFilm04 Annabelle will cancel out Rick so really it's just Ryan vs Professor

    • @bananaman677
      @bananaman677 Před 3 lety

      Evyen Biwer I mean, he raises them too. It’s kinda like keeping a cow more for milk and as a pet while still eating beef

    • @unicornreality1771
      @unicornreality1771 Před 3 lety

      the Professor has had a long time to learn how to deal with those who get in his way. Remember the snake in the Egyptian baby's cot ? The dude has form (and history)

  • @masonallen3961
    @masonallen3961 Před 3 lety +2418

    One of these days “the genie” is going to be the correct answer.

    • @lcg0103
      @lcg0103 Před 3 lety +52

      I'm eagerly waiting for that day

    • @ace-fn2hp
      @ace-fn2hp Před 3 lety +27

      a lesson about schaherzade or something lol

    • @christineavery4617
      @christineavery4617 Před 3 lety +11

      I smell a B plot

    • @thunderlighting2006
      @thunderlighting2006 Před 3 lety +25

      Can you imagine the day we get the episode on the history on "The Professor"

    • @UndeadB0ulder
      @UndeadB0ulder Před 3 lety +1

      Anything to do with Henry Kissinger...

  • @patrickmcginnis1463
    @patrickmcginnis1463 Před 3 lety +226

    I just did some research on Robert Hooke.. this is what it says: "his sight and his legs began to fail him and he became increasingly ill-tempered and miserly. Stooped, short of breath, unwashed and sleeping in his ragged clothes, he finally died in his rooms at Gresham College in the City, alone in the middle of the night, at the age of sixty-seven. His emaciated body so swarmed with lice that no one wanted to touch it".... So he died alone in his room in the middle of the night, wearing dirty clothes covered in lice.. fishy

    • @whynothanks2047
      @whynothanks2047 Před 2 lety +40

      Not so much fishy......more like itchy.
      (im sorry)

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Před 2 lety +2

      Maybe he wore one of those hats with a mercury rim

  • @adamh9494
    @adamh9494 Před 2 lety +36

    “Genies don’t exist.”
    “I wish… I wish.”
    Genius-level riffing.

  • @talktortytome3966
    @talktortytome3966 Před 3 lety +3321

    This is the earliest I've ever been to class.

  • @kyrachavez3668
    @kyrachavez3668 Před 3 lety +1025

    “Childbirth is _not_ a dry experience.” -Keith Habersberger 2020

  • @TheRealKissyRee
    @TheRealKissyRee Před 3 lety +164

    The Professor is basically just Shane trolling Ryan through a puppet for lols.

  • @jojid1342
    @jojid1342 Před 3 lety +77

    That wasn’t even a comedy song. It was a full mood in itself.

  • @kyleb.4384
    @kyleb.4384 Před 3 lety +7325

    If Ryan ever wins, he should get Bean Boozled jelly beans

    • @slightlypeevedpossom8510
      @slightlypeevedpossom8510 Před 3 lety +366

      not to be dramatic but you're a genius

    • @rekk1215
      @rekk1215 Před 3 lety +58

      That’s brilliant

    • @co22uwu23
      @co22uwu23 Před 3 lety +45

      YES OMG LETS HOPE it would be so funny

    • @RemyOfRosendale
      @RemyOfRosendale Před 3 lety +28

      Hot damn! That genius idea would rival Isaac Newton

    • @Karvosh
      @Karvosh Před 3 lety +39

      Or sugar free gummy bears.
      You know the ones.
      As a.. "special treat".

  • @thiskindasucks3536
    @thiskindasucks3536 Před 3 lety +1129

    drinking game: take a shot every time an apple falls on Issac Newtons head

    • @jdonovan74
      @jdonovan74 Před 3 lety +73

      Disclaimer: Watcher Entertainment cannot be held responsible if you succumb to alcohol poising - Steven Probably

    • @thiskindasucks3536
      @thiskindasucks3536 Před 3 lety +3

      @@jdonovan74 PFFFFTTTTTDYD

    • @thiskindasucks3536
      @thiskindasucks3536 Před 3 lety +1

      @@FannyAdamsGhost nah but what a coincidence tho 👈🤠👈

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 Před 3 lety +1

      Donovan Johnson or fruit abuse 🍎🚑

  • @ryscue
    @ryscue Před 3 lety +83

    My absolute favorite thing about these episodes is the professor and Ryan talking/throwing threats as the winning guest is yelling joyously about getting their winning jellybeans in the background

  • @chimbles09
    @chimbles09 Před rokem +118

    I'm bingeing the series right now and I actually think this song is the best so far

    • @Deidara525
      @Deidara525 Před rokem +12

      It's honestly really beautiful and makes me very emotional. I gotta say though, I think the dinosaur episode song makes me tear up a bit more.

  • @tangirlisfangirl
    @tangirlisfangirl Před 3 lety +3025

    i wasn’t sure if the professor was cheating ryan out of the history cup until now, but the fact that he remembered wtf inertia was and didnt win a single full point??? this shit be RIGGED

    • @peppersych6127
      @peppersych6127 Před 3 lety +32

      needs more likes, needs more liiiiiiiiiiikes

    • @Nobody-sh4pu
      @Nobody-sh4pu Před 3 lety +285

      it's a running gag. the guest will always win the cup which is why the Professor finds way to give points. why are you makin it sound like a conspiracy lol

    • @luthienmpl
      @luthienmpl Před 3 lety +233

      I agree generally, however even if he'd have gotten that whole point instead of a 0.1, he'd have still lost this particular episode 2-6. Keith legitimately wiped the floor with him.

    • @wolfwolf4395
      @wolfwolf4395 Před 3 lety +86

      well you cant call someone your nemesis and expect to win

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Před 3 lety +68

      @@luthienmpl that's why Ryan said this was the first one he was okay with, since he acknowledged that Keith was the first one to legitimately win

  • @caoilin2759
    @caoilin2759 Před 3 lety +579

    Alternative title: Ryan fights with a puppet for 31 minutes while Keith observes

  • @ameliaredman4564
    @ameliaredman4564 Před 3 lety +42

    Keith: Genies aren't real
    Professor: I wish... I wish
    Me: Dying of laughter

  • @solitarelee6200
    @solitarelee6200 Před rokem +25

    No one has ever tried harder at Puppet History than Keith. He's always so different in collabs, I love it!

  • @rubycrim9028
    @rubycrim9028 Před 3 lety +1525

    It’s official: the professor is cursed by a genie

    • @EpicAngelzz
      @EpicAngelzz Před 3 lety +43

      That's why he's immortal and has met all these people from history!

    • @MewChocolateLuvHeart
      @MewChocolateLuvHeart Před 3 lety +11

      Prof. McNasty really living up to his name here

    • @hashbrowns3832
      @hashbrowns3832 Před 3 lety +8

      Or is a genie

    • @geovanagouveia8779
      @geovanagouveia8779 Před 3 lety +3

      @@hashbrowns3832 well... he is blue and seems to be stuck to this theater thing 0_0

    • @giobat8994
      @giobat8994 Před 3 lety +3

      This genie seems to fill in perfectly with the charachter Gaunter o'dimm from the witcher 3's dlc Heart of stone

  • @allisonionsoup
    @allisonionsoup Před 3 lety +819

    I’m started to smell a genie-backstory that includes the professor. where either the professor is a genie or a human stuck in a puppet body as result of a wish gone wrong. he’s mentioned genies multiple times

    • @beautiful.nightmare13
      @beautiful.nightmare13 Před 3 lety +57

      With how hostile he is at the mention of genies, I would say that he’s had a REALLY bad run in with one

    • @toastunicorn3570
      @toastunicorn3570 Před 3 lety +47

      a blueberry on neptune my personal theory is that he was some sort of human who encountered a genie who turned him into a puppet when he wished to become immortal

    • @lw401
      @lw401 Před 3 lety +14

      The lore deepens! This is great

    • @rouka120
      @rouka120 Před 3 lety +2

      I want this to be canon so badly.

    • @allisonionsoup
      @allisonionsoup Před 3 lety +1

      S. Albertsen yeah i’m hoping like one of the last episodes or a fun episode will be about the professor and his history

  • @tais1355
    @tais1355 Před 3 lety +72

    ok but Keith is wearing a shirt the same color as the Professor’s background and the Professor’s bg is the same color as Keith’s shirt. beautiful symmetry 😌

  • @1Valakii
    @1Valakii Před 3 lety +125

    Try guys try ghost hunting with Shane and Ryan. I would love that video.

  • @chubbybunny1711
    @chubbybunny1711 Před 3 lety +7197

    Professor lore we know (so far):
    - he was granted sentience by a genie (trickster or evil, jury’s still out) who he apparently owes a life debt to
    - this sentience was granted around the beginning of time and this is why he so knowledgeable about these topics... because he was there
    - his diet consists of jelly beans, spiders (ya know, for protein), and the occasional sugar cube
    - the prize jellybeans are his poop
    - his nemesis is Ryan, but he keeps inviting him back to these lectures because he’s actually, secretly his favorite student
    I think that’s everything lmao

    • @aubreyklima1368
      @aubreyklima1368 Před 3 lety +334

      And we still don’t know his name :(

    • @tuulatoelke1814
      @tuulatoelke1814 Před 3 lety +628

      and he doesnt have muscles in his arms

    • @Suppystar
      @Suppystar Před 3 lety +507

      We know his name ISN'T McNasty

    • @presidentmoomoo6689
      @presidentmoomoo6689 Před 3 lety +267

      Also went to puppet u

    • @tinyrat275
      @tinyrat275 Před 3 lety +425

      No, he’s trapped Ryan in a purgatory where he competes for the prize of jellybeans, something he loves, but he can never win them. Ryan isn’t his favorite student, he’s his favorite victim.

  • @charlotterice3839
    @charlotterice3839 Před 3 lety +1729

    one of these days the answer is gonna be the genie.
    Edit: Holy Shit, this is the most likes I’ve gotten on a comment, thanks!

    • @malevolentmeeproductions8546
      @malevolentmeeproductions8546 Před 3 lety +82

      The professors backstory episode

    • @zomo7400
      @zomo7400 Před 3 lety +4

      :0 my comment

    • @SirSurrus
      @SirSurrus Před 3 lety +7

      @@malevolentmeeproductions8546 Ryan finally wins because he's been the only consistent guest and knows the lore

    • @kevkev3574
      @kevkev3574 Před 3 lety +1

      Hi, I come from the future and someone did... and it was a beautiful moment.

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins Před 3 lety +1

      If you're a guest and you have balls, you'll pick the genie one.

  • @anonymousmouse8140
    @anonymousmouse8140 Před 3 lety +28

    My favorite historical rivalry was between Benjamin Franklin and a publisher of a rival newspaper/calendar Titan Leeds. Where in Benjamins paper, Poor Richard's Almanack he "predicted" the date Leeds would die. As expected Leeds didn't die, but even so Benjamin made and published an obituary for Leeds. After that every-time Leeds claimed he was still alive, Benjamins paper would always respond by saying Leeds was either an imposter or a ghost. The funniest thing being that Benjamin kept going with this story even after Leeds had actually died.

  • @imsimple379
    @imsimple379 Před 3 lety +28

    "Our loveable crook daddy" Jesus Christ, this show descends further into madness with every episode the Professor challenges Ryan's patience. 🤣

  • @codyadam6396
    @codyadam6396 Před 3 lety +786

    ryan looks like a greasy tired teen checking into their zoom class while Keith has a perfectly lit scene with a greenscreen background

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 Před 3 lety +8

      i mean he had to do many high production videos through zoom so

  • @REL_234
    @REL_234 Před 3 lety +2033

    Why am I actually scared that this show is going to end by Ryan ripping off the Professor’s head

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 3 lety +114

      You know Ryan has been training with a speed bag that has the Professor's face on it.

    • @ntlespino
      @ntlespino Před 3 lety +21

      Isn't this the plot of Hannibal?

    • @FritoBanditoify
      @FritoBanditoify Před 3 lety +24

      ricky goldsworth about to be the next guest...

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt Před 3 lety +4

      *Am I the only person scared that this show will end?

    • @arieljewel6481
      @arieljewel6481 Před 2 lety +31

      your fear was warranted

  • @maorinickerson8960
    @maorinickerson8960 Před 3 lety +79

    not enough people are talking about how good of a singer and songwriter Shane is 😱

  • @loopydoopy4197
    @loopydoopy4197 Před 3 lety +43

    Ryan: Shane is def the most likely of us to kill someone
    Also Ryan, laughing maniacally: I’m going to burn you

  • @quinnmcbriar8866
    @quinnmcbriar8866 Před 3 lety +524

    The professor is going to cause Ryan's eventual descent into Ricky Goldsworth

    • @someonerandom4660
      @someonerandom4660 Před 3 lety +11

      Let’s not stop him

    • @DizzyedUpGirl
      @DizzyedUpGirl Před 3 lety +18

      We need him to become Ricky. Ricky is the only person that knows who DB Cooper is and who took the Sodder children.

    • @pendingauthor2536
      @pendingauthor2536 Před 3 lety +1

      Ricky is the only one who can solve all the unsolved mysteries

  • @ambertregoning3821
    @ambertregoning3821 Před 3 lety +879

    "You set *foot* into this theater and baby, _you're in a world of pain_ "
    The professor guards his territory fiercely

    • @journey9641
      @journey9641 Před 3 lety +16

      Theory: the hands for the paper puppets are from the people who stepped into the Professor's theater

  • @mobiusstripper7279
    @mobiusstripper7279 Před 2 lety +40

    Newton wasn't actually bonked on the head with apple, he only witnessed an apple falling from a nearby tree. I still enjoy seeing him bonked so many times, though. Love this show. ❤️

  • @HaleyBirdy
    @HaleyBirdy Před 3 lety +37

    Can we get a day in the life of The Professor vlog? What does he do when he’s not schooling Ryan and friends?

  • @winchiepinchie
    @winchiepinchie Před 3 lety +1146

    When the Professor said that they are friends:
    "I'm gonna set you on fire."
    - Ryan Bergara, 2020

    • @sydneymitrecic
      @sydneymitrecic Před 3 lety +16

      Ryan is an arsonist, confirmed.

    • @ANS7222
      @ANS7222 Před 3 lety +4

      Ryan, your Ricky is showing.

  • @stefanie9072
    @stefanie9072 Před 3 lety +501

    Sometimes I think I’m an adult with a good grasp of history but then I remember I love learning cool history stories from a blue puppet on the internet who harasses a grown man over the pursuit of jelly beans

    • @Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat
      @Clowns_in_your_trenchcoat Před 3 lety +22

      This is the best description of what puppet history is

    • @ellabernardini
      @ellabernardini Před 3 lety +6

      If we had this while I was in high school, I would have got a A

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 Před 3 lety +8

      it’s like sesame street for people like 13+

    • @oooh19
      @oooh19 Před 3 lety +2

      agreed! i always enjoyed history so this would have been awesome if we had puppet history in school!

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 Před 2 lety +35

    I am in love with how Ryan has an intense rivalry with a fluffy blue puppet in a pith helmet.

  • @skip3799
    @skip3799 Před 3 lety +28

    The apple falling on newtons head at every appearance he makes really sells this

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266

    The Professor: "Ryan, do you have a nemesis?"
    Ryan: "Yes, it's you."
    The Professor: "Oh, well someone is not getting the coveted Puppet History trophy anytime soon."

  • @brianultrerasmenchaca9356
    @brianultrerasmenchaca9356 Před 3 lety +550

    Are we not gonna talk about the part with the genie where the Professor is alluding to the fact that a genie cursed him and this curse would’ve been the curse of eternal life which is why he knows so much about history

  • @halliewong
    @halliewong Před 2 lety +41

    The song pressure must be immense in this episode, given that outside of the Try Guys, Keith's job is as a literal comedic musician. (Shoutout to Lewberger!)

  • @ericaheap
    @ericaheap Před 3 lety +29

    I genuinely got emotional hearing the coin song and I hope Mr Coin knows that he is doing a wonderful job as currency and I love him for it

  • @jamiehall1460
    @jamiehall1460 Před 3 lety +782

    So this is such a great show, the only problem is when your history professor at the college you attend says something different to what this professor says and you can't exactly admit that you heard another version from a blue puppet on the internet.

    • @hopegold883
      @hopegold883 Před 3 lety +4

      😂

    • @luisfrias5716
      @luisfrias5716 Před 3 lety +76

      Or do it, expose other Puppet History fans, assert dominance

    • @aliciab33
      @aliciab33 Před 3 lety +81

      "Another history professor in an online course with sources taught me that ___." If your professor says "I watch Puppet History too, you're not special," do tell us.

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 Před 3 lety +5

      Random memory: insult-shamed your favorite colorful story-tellin’ history professor by blurting out “terms of endurement” after he said something about terms of endearment (much to the delight of the rest of the class), he glare-stares you so hard the room turns red, and you realize you just failed western civilization 1 AND 2...

    • @fernmbc4013
      @fernmbc4013 Před 3 lety +3

      Tell your professor about the show, they will probably get a kick out of it

  • @charliecat422
    @charliecat422 Před 3 lety +932

    Theory: What if the professor wanted to know the future since he already knew a lot about history, so he asked a genie to let him see the future and the genie made him immortal

    • @21units
      @21units Před 3 lety +27

      Ah yes another addition to the lore. I love how this is growing tbh. KEEP EM COMING!

    • @parkerramsay478
      @parkerramsay478 Před 3 lety +6

      holy shit dude

    • @lukeskywalkerandfriends
      @lukeskywalkerandfriends Před 3 lety +10

      and all those genie answerd are in tribute to the genie

    • @sapphosdescendants3997
      @sapphosdescendants3997 Před 3 lety +2

      This is PERFECT

    • @3lttlbrds
      @3lttlbrds Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah but the professor looks like he would be glad to be immortal so wouldn't be angry at the genie. The genie had to do him some other kind of wrong

  • @CantDraw-bq6pj
    @CantDraw-bq6pj Před 3 lety +34

    I need a compilation of Ryan and the Professor threatening each other

    • @mint1776
      @mint1776 Před 2 lety +2

      please that would be so good

  • @lizdeal8899
    @lizdeal8899 Před 3 lety +36

    The “oath” part makes me laugh so hard my stomach hurts!! 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve listened to it at LEAST 20 times 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rella9416
    @rella9416 Před 3 lety +572

    The professor: We’re friends!
    Ryan: I’m gonna set you on fire 😃😃😃

  • @melonball9927
    @melonball9927 Před 3 lety +1012

    is anyone going to talk about the professor’s genie lore

    • @vsratoslava
      @vsratoslava Před 3 lety +34

      THIS

    • @RedPaperOwl
      @RedPaperOwl Před 3 lety +21

      Hahahaha I was looking for a comment on this!

    • @trevorpettit1805
      @trevorpettit1805 Před 3 lety +52

      I’m pretty sure the professor is a genie and he’s here to make beef boys life hell

    • @soshiangel90
      @soshiangel90 Před 3 lety +73

      The genie is who granted him immortality but now the prof is stuck seeing so many awful crazy things

    • @allisonstanford2104
      @allisonstanford2104 Před 3 lety +12

      @@soshiangel90 And maybe the immortality also comes with a few bodily modifications.

  • @idreamofbooks2260
    @idreamofbooks2260 Před 3 lety +577

    better start seeing ao3 fics of newton and his petty nemesis boyfriend

    • @HavianEla
      @HavianEla Před 3 lety +156

      Slow burn enemies to friends to lovers 100k

    • @loopydoopy4197
      @loopydoopy4197 Před 3 lety +22

      @@popsicIes omg yes this is the fic I never knew I needed in my life

    • @AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA
      @AbhipshaSahuCoPrezIOFA Před 3 lety +17

      @@HavianEla literally came here to comment this I'm-

    • @kymccool3909
      @kymccool3909 Před 2 lety +10

      Okay so it wasn’t just me who thought this good good goodb

    • @whooshroosh
      @whooshroosh Před 2 lety +18

      love how all of us fanfiction obsessed folk have the same brain-

  • @TheAkatuskigirl
    @TheAkatuskigirl Před 3 lety +462

    Keith being mostly calm and professional throughout the episode feels weird after knowing him as the most chaotic person in The Try Guys

    • @hannahpchism
      @hannahpchism Před 3 lety +14

      You forgot about Miles

    • @aldenbattle8504
      @aldenbattle8504 Před 3 lety +8

      ned is definitely more chaotic

    • @Shiruvi
      @Shiruvi Před 3 lety +36

      i think he's the same as he normally is but he just seems more calm compared to a swirling vortex of chaos the world cannot comprehend, and also the professor.

    • @ihaveasmallpenisbut8413
      @ihaveasmallpenisbut8413 Před 3 lety +5

      Alden Battle nah, Ned is just loud

    • @Fuckingsexyasshole
      @Fuckingsexyasshole Před 3 lety +1

      I’ll never forget daddy’s favorite from without a recipe, esp the cake one

  • @iregretit3781
    @iregretit3781 Před 3 lety +367

    Keith: Genies aren't real.
    The Professor: *INTESE WAR FLASHBACKS*

  • @halohajo_
    @halohajo_ Před 3 lety +23

    Professor: Before we get into our story, have either of you ever had a nemesis?
    Ryan, staring dead into the Professor’s eyes: y e a h .

  • @prettyspectrum6371
    @prettyspectrum6371 Před 3 lety +10

    As a pokemon fan I got really happy when Keith mentioned Ash and Gary rivalry. The moment of silence from the rest killed me lol

  • @QueenCheetah
    @QueenCheetah Před 3 lety +3658

    As a hearing-impaired fan, may I just say 'thank you' to the folks who work to subtitle these awesome episodes? Y'all rock!

    • @xTetraMuffinsx
      @xTetraMuffinsx Před 3 lety +43

      🥺🥺🥺✨✨✨✨agreed!!!

    • @lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438
      @lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 Před 2 lety +20

      hope you guys get hearing aids. the songs at the end are bomb. i can't imagine surviving without listening to stuff, so props to all of you people out there with hearing impairments.

    • @ijustlikethiscrapokay
      @ijustlikethiscrapokay Před 2 lety +111

      @@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 as someone who is Hard of Hearing..... it’s not that everyone who has a hearing disability are completely deaf

    • @adriatic.vineyards
      @adriatic.vineyards Před 2 lety +93

      @@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 That was pretty insensitive...

    • @poisonmantis4191
      @poisonmantis4191 Před 2 lety +51

      @@lililkalulukalilalilalulal1438 we're not all deaf. i just can't understand speaking sometimes. assuming "hearing impaired" means "deaf" is just dumb

  • @tarrierevenant7938
    @tarrierevenant7938 Před 3 lety +447

    “Have either of you ever had a nemesis?”
    Ryan: *intense eye contact* yeah

  • @nerdydrawer7265
    @nerdydrawer7265 Před 2 lety +25

    I can’t wait for the epic battle between the professor and puppet Ryan, where they duke it out in the theater. Then you just jump cut to the back stage to see Shane and Ryan just batting at each other’s hands.

  • @peter_panda3069
    @peter_panda3069 Před 3 lety +32

    That was legit a song that made me kinda emotional lmao

  • @thabimajija856
    @thabimajija856 Před 3 lety +309

    Professor McNasty: We're friends
    Ryan: (giggling) I'm gonna set you on fire.
    That's true friendship right there

  • @usernotfound413
    @usernotfound413 Před 3 lety +1583

    prof: “have either of you ever had a nemesis?”
    ryan: “yea🔪”

  • @akatheshiba2575
    @akatheshiba2575 Před 3 lety +20

    9:14
    Porffesser: sir Newton a murder?
    Me: that sounds like it will be on the next season of unsolved

  • @kellysowhat88
    @kellysowhat88 Před 2 lety +38

    Rewatching in 2021 and this song is so damn good. Shane really just kills it. Every. Single. Time.

  • @bakugokatsuki48
    @bakugokatsuki48 Před 3 lety +1049

    "On this episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved we take a look at the mysterious death of Robert Hook and the curios circumstances leading up to it involving one Sir Isaac Newton."

    • @vatsalyasharma5585
      @vatsalyasharma5585 Před 3 lety +58

      Whether or not sir isaac newton was a murderer will remain UNSOLVED

  • @aobsidian
    @aobsidian Před 3 lety +1437

    As a person who loves messy history, this series is everything

  • @filmaddict143
    @filmaddict143 Před 3 lety +27

    The way ryan didn't hesitate to answer when the professor asked if anyone had a nemesis 😭

  • @0symandiaz
    @0symandiaz Před 3 lety +22

    Ryan: saying he was born with a dry ass lizard skin
    CZcams Ad: itch cream

  • @freeflyingwolf
    @freeflyingwolf Před 3 lety +228

    Poor Keith, caught between the rivalry. He looked like when you're at a friend's house and the parent starts yelling at your friend.

  • @dorrolorro
    @dorrolorro Před 3 lety +899

    When your pregnancy surpass the expected due date, the baby skin will start to absorb the surrounding moistness. As a result, it will run out and baby's lil' baby skin will get dry. So Ryan's mother was most likely pregnant for longer than 9 months.

    • @irinasantillan8300
      @irinasantillan8300 Před 3 lety +158

      i was in my mother's womb for 11 months and she told me that when i came out, i looked like an old man

    • @kidedaionsymoti4036
      @kidedaionsymoti4036 Před 3 lety +17

      :0

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Před 3 lety +113

      @@irinasantillan8300 , lol she must have been sticking a plunger to her hoohah trying to get you out after a near YEAR of pregnancy

    • @Mikibear222
      @Mikibear222 Před 3 lety +4

      K. ...

    • @kbrock9146
      @kbrock9146 Před 3 lety +15

      I was in for almost 10...... 'splains a lot.

  • @Olivia-uu8pe
    @Olivia-uu8pe Před 3 lety +17

    it's great to see the light slowly go out of ryan's eyes every episode

  • @LucasLittleOfficial
    @LucasLittleOfficial Před 3 lety +14

    That performance at the end was genuinely the best performance from any episode.

  • @peytonalexander5300
    @peytonalexander5300 Před 3 lety +398

    Not only was the Randy Newman impression spot on, the song was actually genuinely moving in a weird way. Absolutely amazing job Shane.