America vs. Smallpox: How Vaccines Saved The Nation • Puppet History

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  • @watcher
    @watcher  Před 2 lety +989

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    • @limppancake481
      @limppancake481 Před 2 lety +54

      The Professor's Bean Fragrance 🤌

    • @aurnaurrr
      @aurnaurrr Před 2 lety +23

      Oh boy I hope they have Macintosh Apple and Warm Jelly Bean

    • @goldenfrogstudios
      @goldenfrogstudios Před 2 lety +16

      My favorite fragrance is dead puppet.

    • @danggoobus5808
      @danggoobus5808 Před 2 lety +21

      @@goldenfrogstudios my goodness

    • @jamesb9894
      @jamesb9894 Před 2 lety +14

      Get the fatality rate of the Small Pox off your first month.

  • @LittleMrsWonderful
    @LittleMrsWonderful Před 2 lety +9234

    I dreamed that Shane was the special guest in the finale and he somehow lost to Ryan. The Professor lost it and started throwing up jellybeans.

    • @jetsandchains
      @jetsandchains Před 2 lety +244

      that's so funny shdgdvd

    • @christinelouis7106
      @christinelouis7106 Před 2 lety +402

      Shane should lose and then get in a fight with the professor

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay Před 2 lety +178

      @@christinelouis7106 That is the Genie vs Prof fight I wanna watch.

    • @MovieEnvy
      @MovieEnvy Před 2 lety +59

      That would be a great series finale minus the throwing up.

    • @3lttlbrds
      @3lttlbrds Před 2 lety

      😅😅😅🤣

  • @pickledpiss9522
    @pickledpiss9522 Před 2 lety +4748

    Professor: “No more lore.”
    Everyone: “RYAN IS THE GENIE!” “THE PROFESSOR’S PLOTTING SOMETHING!” “THE PROFESSOR IS SUS!”

    • @Tem014
      @Tem014 Před 2 lety +170

      I need MatPat to do a Film Theory on this.

    • @meghanchilders2180
      @meghanchilders2180 Před 2 lety +9

      @@Tem014 YESSSS!!!!

    • @samalvarez8776
      @samalvarez8776 Před 2 lety +35

      @@Tem014 omg is there a way to get this to him?! Cause there's lore in this series! I have a feeling MatPat would love the information!!

    • @scotthardie5141
      @scotthardie5141 Před 2 lety +46

      That's not Ryan, it's Ricky Goldsworth

    • @sirichandanaakarapu378
      @sirichandanaakarapu378 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Tem014 omg yesssss

  • @possumboy5933
    @possumboy5933 Před 2 lety +2130

    “I hope they don’t ever invent bigpox” was glossed over WAY too quickly. That absolutely killed me

    • @TM.BECK14
      @TM.BECK14 Před rokem +14

      It'd be like that star trek episode where the contagions mutated from being microscopic to ginormous lol

    • @scarletfox1966
      @scarletfox1966 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Does monkey pox count as big pox? 😅😅

    • @vikingcreature
      @vikingcreature Před 8 měsíci +2

      Much like what bigpox would do to you lmao

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 Před 8 měsíci

      @@scarletfox1966 Highly doubt that and also another part of that episodes is the Professor saying DOOMED either way considering news didn't always travel fast, trying to treat Smallpox was a hit or miss affair and the ways in delivering it before vaccine shots was really nasty and having a war to fight along with a host of problems Washington really had it bad.

  • @Jacqueline_Oat
    @Jacqueline_Oat Před 2 lety +2951

    “Chickens are quite small”
    Me thinking about how the professor could literally ride a chicken like a war horse.

    • @Niathevisionary
      @Niathevisionary Před 2 lety +45

      Why is that so wholesome 😭😭😭

    • @dorcat2867
      @dorcat2867 Před rokem +16

      Someone needs to draw that😂😂

    • @Jacqueline_Oat
      @Jacqueline_Oat Před rokem +10

      @@dorcat2867 yknow what, imma do it now

    • @taylorbrookeec
      @taylorbrookeec Před rokem +4

      Final fantasy golden Choco style. The professors war horse 😂

    • @nschannel826
      @nschannel826 Před 9 měsíci

      Minecraft chicken riding zombie looking ass

  • @imtoto813
    @imtoto813 Před 2 lety +13926

    at this point I'm convinced that Ryan is actually the genie and the professor is just waiting for him to break

    • @Cat-nb9yq
      @Cat-nb9yq Před 2 lety +868

      Ryan is the genie but he can't do anything against the professor until he wins so the professor keeps legally giving away jellybeans to his opponent

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 Před 2 lety +40

      @@Cat-nb9yq I agree

    • @kaycem
      @kaycem Před 2 lety +184

      if this isn't the storyline i will be furious

    • @cryanscorner7633
      @cryanscorner7633 Před 2 lety +47

      YOURE ONTO SOMETHING HERE

    • @fredericksmith5568
      @fredericksmith5568 Před 2 lety +76

      Yo dude, the Professor said NO Genie talk this season! So shush!

  • @eyam04
    @eyam04 Před 2 lety +6882

    Jermaine caressing Prof's chin after taking a jelly bean is the most wholesome thing I've seen this week

    • @RoseCustard
      @RoseCustard Před 2 lety +21

      Timestamp?

    • @azlina1668
      @azlina1668 Před 2 lety +57

      @@RoseCustard 9:32

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy Před 2 lety +10

      We've identified the furry in the group...

    • @koro-is-caffeinated
      @koro-is-caffeinated Před 2 lety +64

      He got a lil scritch scratch :>

    • @acgfreeman
      @acgfreeman Před 2 lety +53

      The Professors little puppet noises are so cute! He sounds likes a little gremlin

  • @rin981
    @rin981 Před 2 lety +3741

    Theory: the real reason why Ryan never wins is because the Professor loves him too much to let him go. All the winner leave the show, and if Ryan wins, he’ll have to go too….

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 Před 2 lety +9

      But didn't he win once?

    • @rin981
      @rin981 Před 2 lety +67

      @@lizzyrank5405 nope not once

    • @eyecamd
      @eyecamd Před 2 lety +63

      There's constantly returning guests though?

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 Před 2 lety +9

      aww, that's cute

    • @JenCrystal
      @JenCrystal Před 2 lety +42

      @@lizzyrank5405 there was a tie once

  • @skeleton_wolf6000
    @skeleton_wolf6000 Před rokem +1589

    I honestly love how this series feels like Shane's passion project and ryan is happily the supportive best friend

    • @dorcat2867
      @dorcat2867 Před rokem +56

      Right? It’s so wholesome. And I’m glad he was able to do this, especially now he has his own company with Ryan, cause I feel like if he was still with Buzzfeed, I doubt he would be able to do this, given how Buzzfeed likes to stick to a certain formula and style

    • @ranga1cat
      @ranga1cat Před rokem +35

      @@dorcat2867 BuzzFeed let him do a few episodes of ruining history which I feel like was the beginning of it all. I’m glad that Shane brought out to professor for their company though. That way they own everything, not BuzzFeed.

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 Před rokem +9

      @@ranga1cat They would also do the Hotdoga at the end of their unsolved debriefs

    • @amberinthebox4462
      @amberinthebox4462 Před rokem +3

      Well maybe it's cus the ghost hunting series was Ryan's. Cus they did do an amazing job on that show.

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@ranga1cat Ruining History was one part, but on the Jack the Ripper episode of Unsolved True Crime, Ryan mentions the idea of people reenacting the news with puppets, and you can see Shane's wheels turning.

  • @HalcyonCrow12
    @HalcyonCrow12 Před 2 lety +5454

    Theory: The reason The Professor teaches history so well is because he was alive for all of it. He’s immortal, but never interfered because he was just a *Watcher*.

    • @arkangyal8024
      @arkangyal8024 Před 2 lety +205

      What if...

    • @nishthaarora9533
      @nishthaarora9533 Před 2 lety +75

      Jesus Christ you are a bloody genius!

    • @makaelalongmire3561
      @makaelalongmire3561 Před 2 lety +18

      Based

    • @crazyman7615
      @crazyman7615 Před 2 lety +61

      But he did tell the Donner Party a lake was gonna be named after them

    • @HalcyonCrow12
      @HalcyonCrow12 Před 2 lety +53

      @@crazyman7615 Good point. Maybe then he only interfered where he felt like it and knew it wouldn’t have any lasting effects on history (butterfly effect and all), or expose him for existing and being immortal. He knew they would die, and along with them, the knowledge that a little fuzzy blue guy said there would be a lake named after them.
      (I highly doubt this series has any actual lore behind it but sure is fun to theorize about it lol)

  • @Jess-oo4tj
    @Jess-oo4tj Před 2 lety +6498

    Jermaine's utter joy at receiving a jelly bean out of the Professor's satchel made me so happy; it has solved all my problems for at least the next 24 hours.

    • @gelitrippingkiddo5907
      @gelitrippingkiddo5907 Před 2 lety +118

      I love him, he’s adorable. He was quivering with delight! Lmao

    • @theresacherco3503
      @theresacherco3503 Před 2 lety +2

      Yeah that’s why he’s going all demon on him

    • @francesleones4973
      @francesleones4973 Před 2 lety +66

      Jermaine is such a ball of sunshine. Happy to see him back 😄

    • @meganhanrath376
      @meganhanrath376 Před 2 lety +23

      I couldn't agree more!! I was smiling and laughing so hard right along with him 🥰 pure, authentic joy right there! xo

    • @thatmandoguy
      @thatmandoguy Před 2 lety +1

      @67 Naxs no doubt 😂

  • @wingedpcofra4286
    @wingedpcofra4286 Před rokem +471

    Jermaine losing his mind over the satchel of jelly beans FOR THE SECOND TIME in this whole series is just insanely precious to me for some reason

  • @nicohart6781
    @nicohart6781 Před 2 lety +2738

    I just genuinely adore everything about Jermaine in this episode. The joy for jelly beans and all the weird professor moments and him casually reiterating "it's what the diapers are for" as if that was 100% normal. T w T why is he so damn funny?

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus Před 2 lety +61

      He was a comedy coach on Drag Race!

    • @triple6keyz497
      @triple6keyz497 Před 2 lety +128

      Jermaine was baked asl bro😂😂😂

    • @hgdellinger
      @hgdellinger Před 2 lety +23

      Jermaine is one of my favorite guests!

    • @maryahschrock3451
      @maryahschrock3451 Před rokem +19

      And in the beginning he said “I don’t this I was allowed” when asked what side of the revolutionary war he was on 😂😂😂

    • @paigekrankel5749
      @paigekrankel5749 Před rokem +18

      my man was baked 😭.. but he prolly funny ip either way LMAOO

  • @wolfiegamble847
    @wolfiegamble847 Před 2 lety +3251

    I love how jermaine is absolutley losing his shit over the “they’re still warm” and the “butt beans” comment but Ryan is just not at all phased by it bc he’s used to Shane’s bullshit lmaooo

    • @andrewovery6458
      @andrewovery6458 Před 2 lety +71

      who's shane?

    • @slipperyjim1497
      @slipperyjim1497 Před 2 lety +33

      I was surprised that they didn't mention that the final prize for the winner is really the Professor's poop in a trophy.

    • @wolfiegamble847
      @wolfiegamble847 Před 2 lety +6

      @@slipperyjim1497 ikr? Seemed like a perfect opportunity to make a joke lol

    • @baseddrugdealer5086
      @baseddrugdealer5086 Před 2 lety +8

      @@andrewovery6458 Shane is the voice behind The Professor. Ryan is used to his bullshit because they used to host the show “Buzzfeed Unsolved/Supernatural” (the only good thing buzzfeed had) together. Shane just joked and fucked about 90% of the time.

    • @andrewovery6458
      @andrewovery6458 Před 2 lety +41

      @@baseddrugdealer5086 I don't see shane in the show, I just see an anthropomorphic puppet teaching us history. There's only 2 humans on screen

  • @solla9486
    @solla9486 Před 2 lety +4061

    after last *week's* terrible horrible no-good loss, Ryan went on a *30-day* meditative retreat? so the professor isn't the only show regular with alleged time travel powers.

  • @fluffycritter
    @fluffycritter Před 2 lety +556

    I like how Ryan was able to do a 30-day meditation retreat in just one week. He's THAT POWERFUL.

  • @corv1d770
    @corv1d770 Před 2 lety +1107

    The more I watch puppet history the more I feel Jim Henson himself would have been into this- Shane is killing it with creativity in this show

    • @riakaty1979
      @riakaty1979 Před 2 lety +90

      I was thinking the exact same thing! Puppet history is basically the modern day version of the muppets, plus it seems closer to the adult humour that Jim originally intended for the muppets to have.

    • @johnburnside7828
      @johnburnside7828 Před 2 lety +26

      Shane's voice is disturbingly similar to Jim's.

    • @gr33ngirlsea
      @gr33ngirlsea Před rokem +16

      It'd be sooo cool if Hensen workshops and Jim's son acknowledged this show!!

  • @floursack8567
    @floursack8567 Před 2 lety +3611

    ryan is currently in his joker arc. he made a joker reference. IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER!!!

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 Před 2 lety +2

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @elnidodelfenix8200
      @elnidodelfenix8200 Před 2 lety +37

      ryan right now: i'm a lot like joker. from the movie, joker

    • @shortandfat5916
      @shortandfat5916 Před 2 lety +16

      We all know that he is hiding his true rage

    • @sillygooooseee
      @sillygooooseee Před 2 lety +2

      bet he's reading this right now at like 3 am just smiling
      menacingly
      this man is at his breaking point, I know it

  • @TheLillipigen
    @TheLillipigen Před 2 lety +2523

    Ryan “Beefboy” Bergara should get some bonus beans for being a loyal recurring student!!

  • @SuddenZephyrs
    @SuddenZephyrs Před 2 lety +502

    I don’t know why but my heart broke when Jermaine sadly said “you yelling at us”. I felt that.😭

  • @darvspeaks3385
    @darvspeaks3385 Před 2 lety +344

    Jermaine greeting the devil like an old friend is so funny to me
    Jermaine: Hey whose hand is this?
    Professor: The Devil.
    Jermaine: Hey Dev!
    i cant--

  • @LilBabyAlien
    @LilBabyAlien Před 2 lety +2254

    Damn they really weren’t lying when they said “history repeats itself.”

    • @mimipastry
      @mimipastry Před 2 lety +13

      Several times over it seems

    • @kitsunekun2345
      @kitsunekun2345 Před 2 lety +36

      I always heard "History may not repeat itself but it sure does rhyme"

    • @thax321
      @thax321 Před 2 lety +1

      Duhh..

    • @JosephDavies
      @JosephDavies Před 2 lety

      Not lying at all.

    • @paperdirtbag1758
      @paperdirtbag1758 Před 2 lety +1

      i was your 2,100th like on this comment and nothing more exciting has ever happened to me

  • @Megan97
    @Megan97 Před 2 lety +1932

    "Give us prayers daddy" is not a sentence I expected to hear in this show.

  • @heromedley
    @heromedley Před 2 lety +302

    thank you for not censoring your show. the swearing genuinely make things funnier and more entertaining. just dont watch in front of your kids.

    • @meganashlea
      @meganashlea Před rokem +9

      *looks over a shoulder to kid in room* 😶 😂 I told him to ignore the language, there’s some good lessons here 🙃 he’s only 1/2 listening while he’s doing his thing

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 Před rokem +15

      Exactly. Kids will always hear something they aren't supposed to. It's up to the parents to teach them right and wrong, not shame them for learning it.

  • @sweetlorikeet
    @sweetlorikeet Před 2 lety +580

    Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, who wrote about Turkish ingrafting to gain immunity, had lost her only brother to smallpox, and she herself previously nearly died of smallpox and was left badly scarred. Seeing this practice as a chance to save her own children from the pox, she had them ingrafted to protect them! Her son in Turkey and her daughter back home. She was already extremely popular and influential in several European courts and she became and inoculation advocate. She convinced several members of royalty to pursue the process and hugely advanced it's popularity across Europe. Extremely cool!

    • @eithnemelee2997
      @eithnemelee2997 Před rokem +28

      This is especially cool when you consider that the inventors of one of the major covid vaccines were a Turkish couple

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 Před 8 měsíci

      That's also interesting to know and also the Professor is right about getting doomed either way considering the troops were in the middle of a war and the time period really couldn't get them all and the delivery of the stuff to fight it well it's not like our times that's for sure along with trying to get the word out it's not instant that's for sure.

  • @JohnnyFiction
    @JohnnyFiction Před 2 lety +1882

    My favorite part was when Jermaine gave the Professor a little scratchy-watchy under the chin

  • @livvvvc
    @livvvvc Před 2 lety +3322

    Jermaine was baked as hell you can’t convince me otherwise

  • @dizzyella8204
    @dizzyella8204 Před 2 lety +276

    Im always scared The Professor is gonna bite the hand of whoevers taking jellybeans from his satchel 😂😂😂

  • @liamhall1744
    @liamhall1744 Před rokem +154

    Jermaine Fowler is tied with my favorite guest, along with Katie. The pure, unadulterated joy he has, mixed with his willingness to go along with how crazy shit gets or go along with the bit is just amazing.

  • @DATrainedrop
    @DATrainedrop Před 2 lety +1906

    Jermaine’s amusement from the satchel jellybeans never fails to make me smile.
    It’s always the small things that make me laugh lol

    • @erika8349
      @erika8349 Před 2 lety +19

      I was laughing so hard! 😂 I thought he had tears in his eyes lol It was is adorable! 😭

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister Před 2 lety +10

      Same thing. I love how happy it makes him

    • @ellisbuker6191
      @ellisbuker6191 Před rokem +2

      @@erika8349 the reason it looked like he had tears in his eyes was because that man was absolutely baked in this episode lmao

  • @cass1115
    @cass1115 Před 2 lety +3898

    If Ryan's horrified by the idea of Britain using soldiers who had smallpox as bio warfare, I'm guessing he doesn't know about smallpox blankets.

    • @samthelion3925
      @samthelion3925 Před 2 lety +365

      Yo I JUST came here to talk about that. As a native American myself, our people got a LONG history with smallpox.

    • @mutedroar
      @mutedroar Před 2 lety +241

      omg this killed me. Not as bad as the blankets did my ancestors tho

    • @midnightpoetryandchai7620
      @midnightpoetryandchai7620 Před 2 lety +94

      I’m sorry the WHAT

    • @Hufflepuff-lg2sw
      @Hufflepuff-lg2sw Před 2 lety +163

      misread Britain as Batman and got real confused

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 Před 2 lety +31

      tbf, he doesn't seem to know about a lot of things

  • @JulianneMcLarney
    @JulianneMcLarney Před 2 lety +99

    Jermaine: "How old are you?"
    The Professor: "How old am I?" *Begins having condensed PTSD flashbacks*

  • @kayscanningacademy
    @kayscanningacademy Před 2 lety +122

    Can we talk about how genuinely and sweetly concerned Jermaine was when Ryan started to "choke"??

  • @MDaggatt
    @MDaggatt Před 2 lety +3180

    Since The Professor doesn't digest his jelly beans, that means that he isn't eating them for nutrition, and must be eating them for some other reason. As we have seen in previous videos, eating the jelly beans from the sealed containers turns humans into puppets. However, the jelly beans from The Professor's bag do not turn humans into puppets. In this video, The Professor established that the bag beans are actually pooped beans, but since the sealed beans are sealed, they must be the eating beans. Once he eats the beans, he absorbs the puppet powers, which is why the pooped beans do not affect the humans that eat them.
    Because of this, I believe that The Professor was actually human, but is using the power of his magic jelly beans to become a puppet. By becoming a puppet, he may be able to evade the mysterious genie hunting him down. Perhaps he is even using the game show to get more jelly beans since he cannot open the sealed jelly beans due to the fact that he has no muscles, however, the contestants can open them when they win them. We have also established that the process of becoming a puppet isn't a very pleasant one, so perhaps after the winner eats a jelly bean or two, they no longer want the remaining magic beans and will return them to The Professor. That way, The Professor will be able to get more jelly beans without having to risk his disguise in order to get the muscles to open the bag.
    However, it seems that the puppet disguise doesn't work perfectly, and just postpones the return of the genie since it seems that the genie is getting closer and closer. That would explain why he has lived through so many eras, as he has to find a new time to hide in once the genie tracks down where he has hidden. Perhaps by turning other creatures and intimate objects into puppets, it makes it harder to track where The Professor is since he is just one in a sea of animated puppets. Additionally, the songs at the end of the show could be part of or perhaps attempts at a spell that can take him to a new era. That is why he needs them in every show, as he might have to test out or perhaps build up layers of this spell, which each new puppet contributing to their own part of the spell that will help him flee to a new era and evade the dastardly genie. We will just have to see where this goes.

    • @Elizabeth-vz3zc
      @Elizabeth-vz3zc Před 2 lety +2

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @pablopicassbro9705
      @pablopicassbro9705 Před 2 lety +216

      that was so in depth, damn

    • @MDaggatt
      @MDaggatt Před 2 lety +96

      @@pablopicassbro9705 I've been thinking about it a lot

    • @cr-m7449
      @cr-m7449 Před 2 lety +205

      I thank you for this absolutely magnificent essay on a very important topic. will definitely stay updated to see if your hypothesis will be proven right. keep at it my dude :)

    • @scotthardie5141
      @scotthardie5141 Před 2 lety +68

      A bold but awesome thesis, happy graduation

  • @larissachapa2287
    @larissachapa2287 Před 2 lety +3041

    The Professor is a sucker for Ryan’s big arms confirmed.

  • @enkim8433
    @enkim8433 Před 2 lety +230

    "Onesimus, a man enslaved to [name]" - I never knew the right way to phrase this kind of thing before, thank you for educating us in more than just history, Professor!

  • @ensa89
    @ensa89 Před 2 lety +173

    When The Professor said "Cotton Mather" I immediately screamed "I know that guy. He was involved in the Salem witch trials!" and I think I deserve a jelly bean for that.

  • @churro_gonzalez
    @churro_gonzalez Před 2 lety +2750

    Jermaine: “Hey, who’s hand is this?”
    The Professor: “It’s the devil!”
    Jermaine: “Hey Dev!” 😀 38:04

    • @ysabela5605
      @ysabela5605 Před 2 lety

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @MyAmbianceLiveNow
      @MyAmbianceLiveNow Před 2 lety +47

      That shit was so hilarious 🤌🏽 lmao him caressing the hand while saying it and then Shane having the professor look at his own hand during the response 🤣

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Před 2 lety +11

      Hi I’m Satan but my friends call me Dev 👋

    • @Fanney47
      @Fanney47 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol yeah! 🤣🙈

    • @lovelylimbo3484
      @lovelylimbo3484 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol bc Shane's a demon

  • @i_am_legrande
    @i_am_legrande Před 2 lety +990

    As a History major I can confirm that the profesor is a valid primary source that should be taken seriously.

    • @thicc9702
      @thicc9702 Před 2 lety +29

      😂 a primary source so true

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 Před 2 lety +8

      Fellow history major, can confirm

    • @pokemonster31
      @pokemonster31 Před 2 lety +9

      Fellow History Major, i can also confirm

    • @Elizabeth-vz3zc
      @Elizabeth-vz3zc Před 2 lety

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @That-Comrade555
      @That-Comrade555 Před 2 lety +3

      best history class in my case

  • @Girfan83
    @Girfan83 Před 2 lety +132

    I love how Jermaine was more excited about the actual jellybeans than the points at the beginning lol

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl Před rokem +321

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 2 points and Jermaine had 6. The guest won fairly.

    • @samalvarez8776
      @samalvarez8776 Před rokem +8

      So out of curiosity, how many trophies should Ryan have won? Have you finished your research?

    • @ArcherOwl
      @ArcherOwl Před rokem +66

      @@samalvarez8776 I have finished my research, and actually think you for asking because after going through the videos again, I realized I forgot to count the molasses video. So far, Ryan should have won 6 trophies: Dancing Plage, Disastrous 1904 Olympics, St. Nicolas, Ziryab, Affair of Poisons, and England's Fastest Surgeon.

    • @ashlink4772
      @ashlink4772 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ⁠@@ArcherOwlthank you for your research!

  • @media_crone
    @media_crone Před 2 lety +723

    "after last week's devastating loss, I went on a thirty day meditative retreat" ryan is getting back at the professor by also not being able to count

  • @ericasilberschmidt9570
    @ericasilberschmidt9570 Před 2 lety +1542

    can yall make a shirt that says "Puppet History: Where the details are a little fuzzy" because I NEED IT

    • @seanafrew1642
      @seanafrew1642 Před 2 lety +75

      And the word "fuzzy" should actually be fuzzy!

    • @Elizabeth-vz3zc
      @Elizabeth-vz3zc Před 2 lety

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @kendelllyssy6087
      @kendelllyssy6087 Před 2 lety +1

      ^^

    • @dumpthecherries
      @dumpthecherries Před 2 lety +1

      Brilliant!! Would purchase.

    • @ChaoticHoly
      @ChaoticHoly Před 2 lety +8

      I want this as a ball cap, a shirt (long & short sleeve), a purse, and as my very own fuzzy-soft Professor Plushie - jelly bean pooper for extra smiles.

  • @shntltylr8758
    @shntltylr8758 Před 2 lety +82

    Jermaine not even missing a beat when he hears the hand is the devil's to say "Hey, Dev" was so funny

  • @phantomtrekkie9
    @phantomtrekkie9 Před rokem +40

    OMG I just now noticed the genie on the right side of the screen when that cute little scamp Satan pops in! Damn I love how thorough Shane is!

    • @keira0jade
      @keira0jade Před rokem +4

      OMG your comment made me notice it! That’s so wicked !!

  • @shrutin5331
    @shrutin5331 Před 2 lety +1856

    Ryan is slowly losing his mind and if he doesn't win soon, he'll go on a rampage.

    • @Lavender11108
      @Lavender11108 Před 2 lety +24

      Puppet history might have a new professor

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 Před 2 lety +7

      Rampage, you mean extreme rants plus madness

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 2 lety +5

      I want to see a throwdown.
      The Japanese Pro wrestling guys can (and have) wrestled inflatable dolls, so it can be done.

    • @hiti6753
      @hiti6753 Před 2 lety +2

      Even if he does win, the victory will be bittersweet.

    • @scotthardie5141
      @scotthardie5141 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Lavender11108 NOOOOOO

  • @bellesmith8925
    @bellesmith8925 Před 2 lety +840

    “They cold brewed the Boston Harbor.” I literally cackled at work on my lunch break while watching this.

  • @historycat8152
    @historycat8152 Před 2 lety +80

    Ricky doesn’t like how nice ryan is being, so he’s slowly taking over.

  • @maggiecunningham8952
    @maggiecunningham8952 Před 2 lety +217

    the way the professor quacks and ribbits when he opens his mouth just a lil is so freaking adorable! also get vaccinated. if 18th century milk maids can avoid dying from a viral illness, then so can you

  • @eorsjr
    @eorsjr Před 2 lety +432

    The Professor crying due to his students not being happy made me so emotional. I just wanted to hug our small blue friend.

    • @koro-is-caffeinated
      @koro-is-caffeinated Před 2 lety +6

      I made my own Professor puppet identical to the one seen and it was for exactly this purpose. Worth it.

  • @floursack8567
    @floursack8567 Před 2 lety +703

    things puppet history has taught me today:
    - the history of america v.s. smallpox
    - 30-day retreats change a man

    • @HeyMJ.
      @HeyMJ. Před 2 lety +24

      Especially a 30d retreat taken in seven.
      🌬 Pure bliss…

    • @floursack8567
      @floursack8567 Před 2 lety +13

      @@HeyMJ. rule number 1 of puppet history: character development and friendships > math and logic

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 Před 2 lety

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @imweird2983
      @imweird2983 Před 2 lety +7

      Also apparently the Professor has no digestive system

    • @Elizabeth-vz3zc
      @Elizabeth-vz3zc Před 2 lety

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @shainaleventhal4130
    @shainaleventhal4130 Před 2 lety +80

    Jermaine was so high and I loved every second of it 😂😂 keep bringing him back for more episodes!!

    • @MilfLvr420
      @MilfLvr420 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Was looking for this cuz he was GONE 😭

    • @staytuned2L337
      @staytuned2L337 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I took the time to scroll for this 😂❤

  • @freyawesterback7579
    @freyawesterback7579 Před 11 měsíci +27

    I wrote my master's thesis in history this year and I actually found my topic through this episode. I wrote a comparative analysis of Lady Mary's descriptions of the women she met in the Ottoman Empire and in Europe in her letters. I actually got a high grade for it! Then, during my thesis defence, I got the dreaded question; how did I come up with my topic? I had to say a youtube documentary because I didn't feel like trying to explain the chaotic glory that is Puppet History to my professors. Anyway, thank you for essentially giving me my MA thesis topic!

  • @lrose1310
    @lrose1310 Před 2 lety +485

    "They cold brewed the Boston harbor"
    I've been angry laughing about this for like 3 minutes

    • @1bendykat
      @1bendykat Před 2 lety +18

      It's even worse when you consider during that time tea was sold in card-shaped tea cakes. You'd shave off a tiny corner to create a whole pot of tea. So basically, during the Boston Tea Party, colonists poured in like three to five years of tea. In today's money it was worth about a million dollars.

    • @beeaggro2593
      @beeaggro2593 Před 2 lety +5

      considering the molasses now in there too...
      but this channel has given me so many jokes to use in teaching.

  • @sophiahardy8177
    @sophiahardy8177 Před 2 lety +547

    So in this universe, Satan looks exactly like you'd expect him to look, but God is an eldritch Bloodborne boss

    • @scotthardie5141
      @scotthardie5141 Před 2 lety +34

      When you perfect a look, you stick with it.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 Před 2 lety +22

      He's god, okay!?

    • @kingoftheostrogoths
      @kingoftheostrogoths Před 2 lety +16

      @@sarafontanini7051 He’s got something to say!

    • @arkangyal8024
      @arkangyal8024 Před 2 lety +18

      @@kingoftheostrogoths those dummies dancing half to death, that wasn't him, no way!

    • @munginosal2135
      @munginosal2135 Před 2 lety +16

      @@arkangyal8024 He made the stars and moon and sun and also he made everyone!

  • @louisebrownie9160
    @louisebrownie9160 Před rokem +36

    I kinda want the professor to replace the tasty jellybeans to the bean boozled ones

    • @CallmeA_B
      @CallmeA_B Před rokem

      I'm watching these at random, and I said the whole time I wished that when Ryan finally got the trophy, it would be filled with those 🏆👏😄

  • @rebeccaseymour5551
    @rebeccaseymour5551 Před rokem +11

    Jermaine tickling the professor's little chin is a moment that lives rent free in my head and always will

  • @kaitlnwhite6809
    @kaitlnwhite6809 Před 2 lety +1758

    I’m fairly certain Ryan is possessed by Ricky Goldsworth or has made a deal with The Genie after losing one too many times.

    • @ipshitakanungo3025
      @ipshitakanungo3025 Před 2 lety +37

      Ikr! That's what i said last week.... This is not Ryan this is Ricky Goldworth

    • @rickygoldsworth8394
      @rickygoldsworth8394 Před 2 lety +29

      Welllllll if I TOLD you people I was a demon who possessed Ryan I'd have to kill you.
      Wouldn't want that would we.

    • @kaitlnwhite6809
      @kaitlnwhite6809 Před 2 lety +15

      @@rickygoldsworth8394 But we already know you’re possessing Ryan and you can’t get all of us

    • @rickygoldsworth8394
      @rickygoldsworth8394 Před 2 lety +15

      @@kaitlnwhite6809 bet.

    • @1400Echo
      @1400Echo Před 2 lety +20

      Ok but hear me out. What if its both! Ricky goldsworth made the deal with the genie which gave him more control over ryans body?!?!?

  • @Nadia-dn3xw
    @Nadia-dn3xw Před 2 lety +410

    Jermaine’s genuine concern over Ryan’s fake choking was just so innocent and pure

    • @kamilucredic
      @kamilucredic Před 2 lety +5

      Jermaine's been the very definition of a cinnamon roll on Puppet History.

  • @vanessaajohn
    @vanessaajohn Před 2 lety +37

    Jermaine is HILARIOUS like his dead pan is so good

  • @ProneToOverThinking
    @ProneToOverThinking Před 2 lety +86

    Can I just say that Jermaine is a freaking delightful guest & I would be happy to see him again and again!! (Of course with much love to all the other guests as well! They're all so wonderful)

  • @emmap4992
    @emmap4992 Před 2 lety +639

    And the psychological destruction of one Ryan Steven Bergara continues

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 Před 2 lety

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @kathrynbeauvais2047
    @kathrynbeauvais2047 Před 2 lety +590

    I live for the professor giving himself an existential crisis within the first three minutes

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 Před 2 lety

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @jessicawanyan187
    @jessicawanyan187 Před 2 lety +44

    9:17 Ironically I think the breast milk thing might also do something, cause I'm pretty sure babies get some antibodies from the mother through breast milk. If it does work (not sure if it does) it wouldn't give you life long immunity though, just passive immunity

  • @Vers16
    @Vers16 Před rokem +45

    Shane is low key one of the most talented and creative content creators ever.

  • @JessrassicSnark
    @JessrassicSnark Před 2 lety +768

    History correction: no witches were BURNED in Salem! They were hanged, except for Giles Corey, who was pressed to death.

    • @oiseau_
      @oiseau_ Před 2 lety +132

      i mean, the details ARE a little fuzzy 😂

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune Před 2 lety +44

      There is also may be accent on witches. Because there were no witches, they were just womans (mostly, in some witches hunts were some mans) that community didn't like.

    • @owensedwin
      @owensedwin Před 2 lety +37

      And Giles wasn't even labeled a witch, he was just protesting the madness.

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum Před 2 lety +32

      @@owensedwin Actually, he was pressed to death for not saying if he was a witch or not. Corey refused to say anything because he thought they were insane, plus they accused his wife of being a witch, so they killed him.

    • @justsomenuts
      @justsomenuts Před 2 lety +25

      @@WiseSageBum The only thing he ever said was "more weight."

  • @minellie3068
    @minellie3068 Před 2 lety +387

    the professor is just dropping lore left and right like we all aren't aware his soul is just ancient jelly beans that have yet to expire.

    • @noodles.dumplings.kimchi2878
      @noodles.dumplings.kimchi2878 Před 2 lety +3

      🤣

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 Před 2 lety

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @3lttlbrds
    @3lttlbrds Před 2 lety +40

    Jermaine always seems so genuinely interested and excited😊😊😊 he and Kate are my favorite guests❤️

  • @vivianmangold8800
    @vivianmangold8800 Před 2 lety +32

    When the devil said “one of my minions will be at the finale” was he talking about Shane?

  • @joshuaperz2167
    @joshuaperz2167 Před 2 lety +1753

    Did no one else notice that Satan was talking to someone at the beginning of his segment and told him he'd better get out of here before he started talking to the professor? Whoever it was was GLOWING BLUE! IT WAS THE GENIE! Maybe that means he's Satan's minion and is going to appear in the final episode.

  • @ancientantiquarian
    @ancientantiquarian Před 2 lety +301

    Jermaine: my guesstimate was that the major had an 88%-
    Professor: ⛄⛄!!! 🥺💖🥺💓🥺💖🥺

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 Před 2 lety

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou Před 2 lety +1

      @@agnez______9956 what

  • @gabrielsandstrom1899
    @gabrielsandstrom1899 Před 2 lety +33

    Ryan’s look of bewilderment at the start of the song and his valiant attempt to power through it was pure comedy!

  • @misaelcampos6294
    @misaelcampos6294 Před 2 lety +24

    Ryan is so chill this season that he was able to fit in a 30 day retreat into one week.

  • @Spider_lily021
    @Spider_lily021 Před 2 lety +1736

    Ryan’s optimism makes me think the professor has black mailed him into playing along 🤔 I’ve never seen anyone love C-sea dogs that much

    • @slipperyjim1497
      @slipperyjim1497 Před 2 lety +54

      Ryan is trying to kill the Professor with love.

    • @ashleyslaughter8658
      @ashleyslaughter8658 Před 2 lety +26

      Ryan was possessed by the genie

    • @zeusingame
      @zeusingame Před 2 lety +17

      he just has a gun to his head behind the chair

    • @i_are_gm122
      @i_are_gm122 Před 2 lety +4

      He's just going mad

    • @RoMMMIca
      @RoMMMIca Před 2 lety +4

      Well… now we know why he was optimistic 🥲

  • @sarahwillacker4135
    @sarahwillacker4135 Před 2 lety +524

    “They cold-brewed the Boston Harbor” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😭😭😭

  • @AlphabetSoup3000
    @AlphabetSoup3000 Před rokem +31

    Learning about this horrifying disease might be a lot easier if I could stop giggle-snorting over the conversation about how the Professor eats his own poop.

  • @pacifistcowboy
    @pacifistcowboy Před rokem +14

    jermaine's pure joy is so radiant and contagious, it made this my favourite episode of puppet history

  • @mingiwoo
    @mingiwoo Před 2 lety +525

    How is no one in the comments talking about Jermaine?? He’s the FUNNIEST guest ever!

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 Před 2 lety +59

      He’s my second favourite after Kate who just meshes so well with the show

    • @coronis
      @coronis Před 2 lety +15

      he's delightful!

    • @hollyrobbins6820
      @hollyrobbins6820 Před 2 lety +16

      He's such a sweetie

    • @greifstricken
      @greifstricken Před 2 lety +8

      I was so happy when they showed him back in the trailer!!

    • @Joyful_Jo_
      @Joyful_Jo_ Před 2 lety +1

      Agree he's great :)))

  • @christinaify
    @christinaify Před 2 lety +282

    Me: How insane would this be high?
    Jermaine: Yes.

  • @sarab2762
    @sarab2762 Před rokem +6

    I lost it when Jermaine tickled the professors little chin

  • @ameliaottenwalder2343
    @ameliaottenwalder2343 Před 2 lety +38

    I love how much both Jermaine and Kate love this show ❤️

  • @greggibbs8840
    @greggibbs8840 Před 2 lety +656

    The Professor is an immortal being who's witnessed all these events and is just recounting it to his students

    • @pratahswagohain3521
      @pratahswagohain3521 Před 2 lety +24

      He's the watcher in our universe lol

    • @agnez______9956
      @agnez______9956 Před 2 lety +1

      AISURU.TOKYO/AGNEZ 💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @tam_pow2092
      @tam_pow2092 Před 2 lety +1

      That's why it's always so accurate.

  • @michaelcollins1358
    @michaelcollins1358 Před 2 lety +634

    If they sell mini stuffed versions of the professor we might be able to confuse the genie when he inevitably shows up and keep the professor safe 🥺

  • @Heva1987
    @Heva1987 Před 2 lety +28

    The last person to die from small pox was in 1978 and she was a medical photographer at a university and was exposed to the vial. In 2004 some small pox scabs were found in a civil war book and where sent to CDC where they got studied and in 2014 there were 6 sealed vial of smallpox found in a cold storage and again were sent to CDC for study and 2 were viable and the cultured them for study on the dead virus, however they were then also destroyed. Only place to found sample now is in Russia.

  • @annlanzi3590
    @annlanzi3590 Před 2 lety +3

    7:35 OMG THATS THE GENIE WHO MIVED OUT OF THE JELLY TELLY. The lore was so well planned out y’all

  • @TheRibottoStudios
    @TheRibottoStudios Před 2 lety +363

    *The Devil:* say hi to Beef Boy for me
    *Viewers:* 😳
    *Ricky Goldsworth:* I tip my hat to you. One legend to another.

    • @rickygoldsworth8394
      @rickygoldsworth8394 Před 2 lety +19

      damn straight I do. Which reminds me I need to get to the bar scheduled for a meeting with an old friend of mine there...

    • @kaitlnwhite6809
      @kaitlnwhite6809 Před 2 lety +5

      @@rickygoldsworth8394 be honest- are you controlling Ryan Bergara during this season of Puppet History?

    • @rickygoldsworth8394
      @rickygoldsworth8394 Před 2 lety +10

      @@kaitlnwhite6809 you don't wanna know. You think you wanna know, but I told someone, had to kill em for knowing my secrets, so now I'm telllin you, you don't wanna know.
      I mean unless you wanna expire early.

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios Před 2 lety +4

      @@rickygoldsworth8394 Jesus.

    • @daisyjoy242
      @daisyjoy242 Před 2 lety +3

      @@rickygoldsworth8394 °_____°

  • @StonedHunter
    @StonedHunter Před 2 lety +715

    Holy shit am I early. Also the fact that the DEVIL HIMSELF does not wanna go to this party we keep hearing about is making me very nervous for the season finale.

    • @will1318
      @will1318 Před 2 lety +56

      I think the finale will be about the Loudun possessions. The last item on the Prof's semester list (seen at the end of Emu War) looks like it says 'Loudun' and a quick search brings up a town in France that had a bunch of nuns claiming to be possessed by demons/the devil.

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 Před 2 lety +12

      s4slsmith
      DEMON PARTY!!!
      (or perhaps.... genie party?)

    • @Elizabeth-vz3zc
      @Elizabeth-vz3zc Před 2 lety

      AISURU.TOKYO/eunji?💞
      (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
      CZcams: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      CZcams: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

    • @anufoalan
      @anufoalan Před 2 lety +7

      @@will1318 I was going to possibly say the “party” where they murdered Rasputin, but that also makes sense

    • @scotthardie5141
      @scotthardie5141 Před 2 lety +7

      The fact the Devil doesn't want to go makes me think the music at the party will suck

  • @karonrobinson7707
    @karonrobinson7707 Před 2 lety +56

    Ok so I kinda knew this part of history before and I just want to say thank you for including Onesimus his part in the war against smallpox was not that well know due to him being a slave. Thank for telling more people about him. 😊

  • @malign3158
    @malign3158 Před 2 lety +18

    Jermaine is my favorite guest on the show, he’s got such a good sense of humor and his laugh is contagious

  • @arson5385
    @arson5385 Před 2 lety +170

    Professor: Who did you support in the revolutionary war?
    Ryan: I don't wanna discuss politics
    Jermaine: *I don't know if I was allowed*

    • @scragcowski
      @scragcowski Před 2 lety +7

      yeah why did everyone just brush past that i was dying lmao

    • @chokeme2187
      @chokeme2187 Před 2 lety +19

      jermaine said 'alive' though

  • @m1l2000
    @m1l2000 Před 2 lety +622

    the professor: "oh my god, please get vaccinated if you can, it's bonkers that a puppet has to tell you this!"
    literally tho lmao, please get the vaccine

    • @CaitlinNHayes
      @CaitlinNHayes Před 2 lety +61

      @@xblade11230 You do realize the influenza shots that are put out every year are what they think the main strain of the flu of the season is going to hit that year right? They have also been very open and vocal about not always getting the correct strain for that season. Most of all vaccines are not scams. It's a shame that most people are really ignoring common sense and basic science. 😩

    • @xblade11230
      @xblade11230 Před 2 lety +7

      @@CaitlinNHayes Many scientists are against the flu shot BTW,
      Many scientists support just using natural immunity
      Pretty much everyone who studies this stuff agrees that your immune system doesn't have INFINITE memory

    • @CaitlinNHayes
      @CaitlinNHayes Před 2 lety +55

      @@xblade11230 You do realize that without vaccines in the first place natural immunity wouldn't have worked in the way you think.
      Vaccines were responsible for helping to greatly curb or basically eradicate such things like; polio, smallpox, rubella, measles, chicken pox, tetanus, pertussis, mumps, diphtheria, rpv, and so many more. To say that vaccines do nothing and are a scam is totally untrue & complete misinformation.
      It's incredibly dangerous to spread misinformation like this, especially at times like this.

    • @Simon39759
      @Simon39759 Před 2 lety +43

      @@xblade11230 You are wrong on all points.
      a) You can, obviously vaccinate against Covid. People are getting vaccinated and they are at much lower risk of contracting the disease, if they ever do contract it, it is milder and go away faster.
      b) Influenza is a very different virus from Covid. The viruses most similar to Covid would be other coronaviruses. There are a lot of them. SARS and MERS being prime example.
      c) It is rather irrelevant as most covid vaccines are not based on the virus itself but on specific spike proteins from the virus. So totally different story from the flu.
      d) The flue vaccine is actually more effective than nothing. Definitely not a scam.

    • @razb8888
      @razb8888 Před 2 lety +24

      @@xblade11230 i think it's fitting that someone with the name god in their username wants more people to die - just like in the episode!

  • @user-vs6uh7gc6u
    @user-vs6uh7gc6u Před rokem +3

    The Professors little like vocal stims are so adorable~ the duck squaking and other sounds just bring me so much serotonin

  • @pickledeliveryguy9593
    @pickledeliveryguy9593 Před 2 lety +10

    things ive learned from the comment section:
    1. The Professor is the Watcher.
    2. Ryan is the Genie.

  • @babaninaaaaaay
    @babaninaaaaaay Před 2 lety +337

    As a pre-med student, let me tell you how this is the most entertaining retelling of the history of smallpox I've seen.

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope Před 2 lety +11

      check out sawbones! it's a podcast about all the dumb stuff humans have tried to use as medicine lol it's made by a wife and husband duo and the wife is a medical doctor. my favorite episodes are the Oregon trail, coffee (did you know coffee enemas are a thing), tea, possession, fertility, fever, and body temperature!

    • @oooh19
      @oooh19 Před 2 lety +1

      Coffee ☕️ is pretty healthy though

    • @joeymooring5314
      @joeymooring5314 Před 2 lety

      right?? (infectious disease student myself) this was so good! plenty of events I didn't know about, too. I love this sort of disease history, aboslutely fascinating.

  • @k.g.donathan6271
    @k.g.donathan6271 Před 2 lety +246

    Professor: "A perfect country."
    Jermaine: "Look at us now, huh!"
    Professor: "Yeah, we're really nailing it."
    Ryan: "We've learned so much."
    Professor: "Ugh."

  • @lovelightstarboy
    @lovelightstarboy Před rokem +10

    Jermaine’s vibe and laughter makes this all so much better, his laugh is fr contagious

  • @TC022782
    @TC022782 Před 2 lety +13

    34:52 - 35:00 Ryan's confused expression after the Professor kept talking about how cute cows are is hilarious to me.

  • @SonicGirlsGeek
    @SonicGirlsGeek Před 2 lety +266

    "Well lets just hope they don't invent a bigpox"
    **current events nervously laughing**

    • @jktolford8272
      @jktolford8272 Před 2 lety +8

      "The pox" (not small pox) was what they called syphilis. Since syphilis could destroy the cartilage of the nose resulting in a huge cavity, this could indeed be called a big pox. False noses of tin or leather were used. French courtly fashion once included silk "beauty spots" for smaller syphilitic lesions (even among the healthy).

    • @rainbowroadthekilljoy8
      @rainbowroadthekilljoy8 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jktolford8272 That's really interesting, thanks for sharing that! /S

  • @bryonyon4452
    @bryonyon4452 Před 2 lety +398

    The way the soldiers legs were moving in the animated sections has me dead

    • @sam5miy
      @sam5miy Před 2 lety +1

      Yessss

    • @sydneybeck4660
      @sydneybeck4660 Před 2 lety +7

      They walked like marionettes. Alluding to the shows theme of puppets?? Hmmm...🤔

    • @sam5miy
      @sam5miy Před 2 lety +5

      @@sydneybeck4660 holy crap I didn't even think of that... These boys deserve whatever award big-time creators get. They have such deep storylines and Easter eggs, for CZcams

  • @wolverinex8330
    @wolverinex8330 Před rokem +15

    I honestly fully believe that even if they weren't baked outta their minds in this episode, it is 100% dead on perfect for the both of them lol, I love the chaotic energy in this one