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  • @Laura-il7oe
    @Laura-il7oe Před 3 lety +3740

    “People come to this show for escapism”
    Stop calling me out, Ryan. Go stare at a cow

    • @melireee3632
      @melireee3632 Před 3 lety +36

      Who stares at their mother?

    • @rachelleyeung
      @rachelleyeung Před 3 lety +38

      "Go stare at a cow" i'm stealing this >_

    • @solistia8400
      @solistia8400 Před 3 lety +8

      A comment I never thought I need 😂

    • @skyeperez8305
      @skyeperez8305 Před 3 lety +13

      @@melireee3632 .... okay look here you lil shit! You’re not allowed to make a yo’ mama joke that freaking smoothly.

    • @RoeBoats
      @RoeBoats Před 3 lety +4

      this fuckin comment i’m DEAD 😭😭😭 too real

  • @PrimRooks
    @PrimRooks Před 3 lety +2706

    Shane flirting with his girlfriend and his cat not even two minutes into the episode 🤣💖

    • @nachoman6984
      @nachoman6984 Před 3 lety +22

      Cow smooch

    • @tana3875
      @tana3875 Před 3 lety +216

      Shane’s not even in this episode-it’s clearly the professor. Nobody tell Shane 🤫

    • @thetruemrf7481
      @thetruemrf7481 Před 3 lety +44

      I didn’t know Shane and the special guest of this episode were dating

    • @beekinddd
      @beekinddd Před 3 lety +32

      @@thetruemrf7481 they’ve actually been dating for a pretty long time !

    • @thetruemrf7481
      @thetruemrf7481 Před 3 lety +12

      @@beekinddd wow that’s cool. Tbh I didn’t realize until I read this comment

  • @cactusboris2042
    @cactusboris2042 Před 2 lety +9925

    Everyone is saying like "Shane be careful - the Professor will steal your girl" but no one says "Professor be careful - her boyfriend is That One Genie"

    • @murphylueck4668
      @murphylueck4668 Před 2 lety +403

      Oh so that's what they are fighting over. Makes sense now!

    • @Ali-mv3jc
      @Ali-mv3jc Před 2 lety +34

      What episode does he appear as the genie

    • @cactusboris2042
      @cactusboris2042 Před 2 lety +23

      @@Ali-mv3jcI don't remember exactly, but somewhere before this one on from now on

    • @andallthecropsdied7640
      @andallthecropsdied7640 Před 2 lety +63

      @@Ali-mv3jc I think it’s the molasses flood one

    • @arys5230
      @arys5230 Před 2 lety +28

      @@Ali-mv3jc it's the molasses flood one

  • @laneydaniels1936
    @laneydaniels1936 Před 2 lety +1823

    “It’s season three baby- I’m gonna live FOREVERRR!”
    Oh my gosh this foreshadowing is a punch in the gut.

    • @merriquelynn866
      @merriquelynn866 Před 2 lety +41

      I’m rewatching everything and yes. That REDRUM is all over that wall.

    • @giovanna5380
      @giovanna5380 Před 2 lety +18

      i’m new to this ‘series’, could you explain it? 😭

    • @grrrfield5660
      @grrrfield5660 Před rokem

      @@giovanna5380 he fooken dies

    • @accelpaynor4121
      @accelpaynor4121 Před rokem +10

      @@giovanna5380 you don't wanna know...

    • @alejotassile6441
      @alejotassile6441 Před rokem +4

      @@accelpaynor4121 Oh but I wanna! what happened?

  • @_Moe
    @_Moe Před 3 lety +3248

    Who's gonna tell Shane that The Professor was flirting with Sara AND Obi. Tsk tsk professor, after everything Shane has done for you??

    • @nachoman6984
      @nachoman6984 Před 3 lety +32

      Cow smooch

    • @hawkes1859
      @hawkes1859 Před 3 lety +102

      It’s his revenge for genie!Shane turning him into a puppet

    • @nachoman6984
      @nachoman6984 Před 3 lety +49

      @KW Entertainment I plan to do more

    • @beekinddd
      @beekinddd Před 3 lety +37

      @@nachoman6984 that is so ominous..

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet Před 3 lety +4

      Professor has never even met Shane.

  • @indys1667
    @indys1667 Před 3 lety +2969

    Wow, I wonder how Shane feels about the professor hitting on his girlfriend. It'll sure be awkward if Shane ever decides to be a guest

    • @RJpopper
      @RJpopper Před 3 lety +58

      Shane would actually feel blessed that the professor is hitting on Sarah. I'm sure he got all his knowledge from the professor.

    • @Historyguy-xu5ht
      @Historyguy-xu5ht Před 3 lety +46

      That’s would be great if Shane did both puppets and guest star

  • @huntergalish9379
    @huntergalish9379 Před 2 lety +1954

    Sara: “do animals know to go for the neck?”
    Literally every animal: *protects neck while fighting cause it knows it’s the most vulnerable place on their bodies*

    • @the_gay_space565
      @the_gay_space565 Před rokem +91

      Yeah that line always bugs me lol

    • @thelittledemon9576
      @thelittledemon9576 Před rokem +1

      I had a damm childrens book abt a (sabertooth??), and learned that animals go for the neck bc it’s the easy way to kill. Break the neck, cut of the air

    • @nicominckler3030
      @nicominckler3030 Před rokem +120

      Most predators specifically go for the neck

    • @BahiaDoSul
      @BahiaDoSul Před rokem +38

      i mean everycat and dog go for the neck so I'd figure yes... /lh

    • @Souledex
      @Souledex Před rokem +28

      Then Giraffe’s using it as a flail.

  • @mimiloves85
    @mimiloves85 Před 2 lety +2070

    Imagine being shane and sara’s child. Your mom an artist, your dad a goofy history buff who plays theatre with your puppets and dolls to help you w homework. And you get bits of their personality. Then you have uncle ryan….

  • @Crysta11ize
    @Crysta11ize Před 3 lety +3268

    Can't believe the professor didn't even bring up the badass 20yo peasant girl who took the thing on with a bayonet strapped to a stick and WON. They got a dope statue of her in France and everything

    • @pienrozeboom7176
      @pienrozeboom7176 Před 3 lety +223

      Right? Where's Marie Jeanne Vallet (that was her, right?) I was waiting for her.

    • @professorthread
      @professorthread Před 3 lety +350

      He probably did and it was edited for time. I believe they said during a Q+A filming these videos takes HOURS and there's so much research but a lot gets edited out for time.

    • @Delnyque
      @Delnyque Před 3 lety +50

      Oh no, now I’m going to count how many women appear on his lessons

    • @anonymousonyx7755
      @anonymousonyx7755 Před 3 lety +122

      He was too focused on Sara

    • @pienrozeboom7176
      @pienrozeboom7176 Před 3 lety +13

      @@anonymousonyx7755 hahah probably true

  • @HypotheticalSoap
    @HypotheticalSoap Před 3 lety +4483

    i paused and translated the text at 12:28. It says:
    “I can’t think of anything else to write for these newspapers, so i put text in google translate and made it french”

    • @etanesnil7072
      @etanesnil7072 Před 3 lety +101

      lmaooo i love that 😂

    • @audreyquinn73
      @audreyquinn73 Před 3 lety +220

      Wow, Emily! That is dedication! YOU should have an honourary History Master prize for that revelation. Well done! 🏆

    • @The_momur
      @The_momur Před 3 lety +88

      You should get Ryan’s jelly beans!

    • @rakgavisrikanth3144
      @rakgavisrikanth3144 Před 2 lety +4

      Lol

    • @aaeve5676
      @aaeve5676 Před 2 lety +12

      @@The_momur wait he has jellybeans???

  • @user-ed6nh6jr2l
    @user-ed6nh6jr2l Před 3 lety +776

    I’m WHEEZING right after Ryan said “professor are you not potty trained” I got a ad for diapers

  • @willowoodz
    @willowoodz Před 2 lety +448

    the disclaimer w the animator refusing to draw the little baby wolf dying is both wholesome and comedy gold at the same time

  • @Zlixlriffs
    @Zlixlriffs Před 3 lety +2434

    The professor being related to Beast does imply that he is a mutant and that cookie monster fits in the X-men universe

    • @uncannyvalley2113
      @uncannyvalley2113 Před 3 lety +62

      also the blue man group-
      someone make a family tree

    • @randommindz6782
      @randommindz6782 Před 3 lety +13

      I wonder if he's related to Arlo in any way

    • @matthewsagliocco4458
      @matthewsagliocco4458 Před 3 lety +23

      Mephisto confirmed

    • @Scoutabout17
      @Scoutabout17 Před 3 lety +8

      @@matthewsagliocco4458 too soon lol

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 3 lety +5

      Now I kind of want Disney to buy out Sesame Street for the intellectual property and make this canon.

  • @KayPeaz97
    @KayPeaz97 Před 3 lety +5652

    Don’t tell Sara’s boyfriend but I totally ship her and the professor

  • @siaracastic2515
    @siaracastic2515 Před 3 lety +933

    Okay but seriously, can we take a moment to appreciate how great Shane is at Multitasking. He does puppet shows, listens to scary stories and still manages to keep his job down in satan-town.

    • @dori_casper
      @dori_casper Před 2 lety +34

      if by 'job in satan town' you mean bis duties as a demon in hell, I'm pretty sure time goes different there, so less time passes on earth so he can still get things done

  • @tallyblue3168
    @tallyblue3168 Před 3 lety +792

    1:06
    I love how when Obi pops up and the Professor's like "who's that?" Sara goes, "That's my sweet boy." 🥺

  • @gracereynolds5389
    @gracereynolds5389 Před 3 lety +2457

    Someone needs to call Shane, the professor is trying to steal his lady

    • @insomaniac1796
      @insomaniac1796 Před 3 lety +64

      shane still hanging out at the goatman bridge, teaching teens bout math and science

    • @sethescope
      @sethescope Před 3 lety +21

      @@insomaniac1796 you teach the teens about math and science and the professor gon try to steal your girl - shane snoozes, he loses

  • @Emily-fz4le
    @Emily-fz4le Před 3 lety +14158

    if your man doesnt break character to flirt with you via a puppet, hes not the one

    • @nataliethomas444
      @nataliethomas444 Před 3 lety +87

      ^

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy Před 3 lety +115

      I saw no flirting except about the cat, you saying that Shane should break up with sara?!

    • @AoAstar
      @AoAstar Před 3 lety +97

      @@emilymulcahy did you know cringe can feel like asmr sometimes?

    • @emilymulcahy
      @emilymulcahy Před 3 lety +11

      @@AoAstar what are you talking about

    • @AoAstar
      @AoAstar Před 3 lety +164

      @@emilymulcahy im just thanking you for the tingles

  • @Smoll_Purrtato
    @Smoll_Purrtato Před 2 lety +523

    I have heard some convincing arguments that the Beast was a tiger. I mean, red with black stripes, hunting method similar to a big cats, really hard to kill. . . Would probably explain why rural French peasants had no idea what the heck it was, too.

    • @breezyhillproductions349
      @breezyhillproductions349 Před rokem +67

      I'm in the camp that it was a hyena. There are conflicting reports. Some evidence can support it was a lion. Some a hyena and others a tiger like you said. At this point alot of the shit could be totally made up or mistaken. Possibly even conflating different stuff together.

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 Před 9 měsíci +10

      Also even if that class could own guns you'd still be screwed considering gun tech at this time isn't as advanced or reliable as it is down the road either since it was putting loose powder and also you had one shot along with the gun failing is something to think about which forces you to either use the gun as a club or hope you have some bayonet on top of the gun.

    • @kittyplayz1480
      @kittyplayz1480 Před 3 měsíci +1

      The tail, bipedal, and sharp claws on hands think as well as red fur makes me think kangaroo. Those things are nasty, and it not being a predator would explain why they were just killed and not eaten

    • @thatguycolor
      @thatguycolor Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@breezyhillproductions349 aren't hyenas scavengers and also pack hunters though? i know i'm a year late and probably getting facts mixed up, but i don't think a single hyena could take out 100-200 people... my bet is still on lions or tigers

    • @thatguycolor
      @thatguycolor Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@kittyplayz1480 that would be a lot funnier

  • @aliciac381
    @aliciac381 Před 2 lety +413

    So I fell asleep watching Try Guys videos one night and woke up to what seemed like a fever dream that turned out to be Puppet History auto playing and it’s just the best thing ever. I’ve binged every single episode and can’t wait for the new season! This series is seriously underrated!

    • @oreooreo101
      @oreooreo101 Před 2 lety +24

      Loll what was going through your head when you woke up?

  • @dgomez6843
    @dgomez6843 Před 3 lety +12282

    Someone tell Shane that The Professor is about to steal his girl 😳

  • @rainprincess923
    @rainprincess923 Před 3 lety +10434

    Professor gonna steal Shane's girl and Shane's cat.

    • @kdoucette
      @kdoucette Před 3 lety +637

      Imagine watching this and not realizing that Sara and Shane are in a relationship

    • @tarahmac5520
      @tarahmac5520 Před 3 lety +262

      Ooooh yknow, that explains quite a bit actually lol

    • @theindigopapillon3495
      @theindigopapillon3495 Před 3 lety +189

      @@kdoucette Lol Me! Just finding this out now and love them as a couple!!!

    • @FieryArtemis
      @FieryArtemis Před 3 lety +65

      @@kdoucette definitely took me a few minutes to connect the dots there myself. Things became quite funnier afterwards.

    • @airsickspace9272
      @airsickspace9272 Před 3 lety +20

      @@kdoucette I was pretty certain they were before this episode but still a bit of me was not sure though it was a very small amount of uncertainty but now there is 0% uncertainty

  • @bethperforms6191
    @bethperforms6191 Před 2 lety +294

    The professor said “crick,” not “creek”! Professor is Midwestern confirmed.

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Okay I’m more west than Midwestern, but we use both? I looked it up just to check, and while it’s uncommon, the two can be used to describe similar bodies of water. Creek is an “in between stream that carries water to a river”, and when crick is used as a separate word, it’s basically a extremely small creek, small enough that it warrants another word.
      Maybe it’s because we get lots of winter snow runoff that results in temporary, extremely narrow streams? I’d honestly never heard that crick was just another way of pronouncing creek until your comment, so you can imagine my confusion 😅

  • @nerdydrawer7265
    @nerdydrawer7265 Před 2 lety +441

    Me: (sees new puppet history video) oh, maybe Ryan has a chance now
    Me: (sees who the special guest is) -takes a deep breath- you’ll get it next time

  • @boltonsmom
    @boltonsmom Před 3 lety +5312

    Wow shocked Ryan can pronounce “cryptozoologist” better than “February”

    • @EZee213
      @EZee213 Před 3 lety +69

      He pronounces "February" better than "rotten".

    • @justalittleloser2482
      @justalittleloser2482 Před 3 lety +67

      He has his priorities, if skewed lol

    • @michelleanderson245
      @michelleanderson245 Před 3 lety +48

      Are we really though? Are we really surprised he takes cryptozoology more seriously than the month of February?

    • @Whatlander
      @Whatlander Před 3 lety +6

      Are we really, though?

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething Před 3 lety +8

      @@EZee213 whenever he pronounces most any words with ts in the middle, my ears perk up lol

  • @gabthegreat01
    @gabthegreat01 Před 3 lety +6678

    Ryan claims he’d join the hunt for the beast. Anyone who has seen a single episode of Unsolved will tell you that’s a bold-faced lie

    • @azazelvictorique3127
      @azazelvictorique3127 Před 3 lety +581

      I feel like he'd go but with a helmet and safety vest

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 Před 3 lety +365

      No he'd join but just scream and run away alot at any twig snapping or leaves rustling...lol

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes Před 3 lety +182

      If the beast was racist then it be no problem as we know

    • @hasthehighground8560
      @hasthehighground8560 Před 3 lety +74

      @@azazelvictorique3127 squirt gun filled with holy water at his side

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen Před 3 lety +48

      A loud burst of that spirit box will chase anything away!

  • @Sunidhi2706
    @Sunidhi2706 Před 3 lety +199

    "He's an arsonist, he's sick" is probably one of the funniest lines I've heard and I don't even know why it's so funny?

  • @TheAceAllagator
    @TheAceAllagator Před 2 lety +107

    So cute how Shane breaks character to flirt with his girlfriend and his cat ❤️❤️❤️

  • @aliiboop
    @aliiboop Před 3 lety +2368

    ryan looks like he's fully embraced the fact that he will Never Win

    • @hydrogen3266
      @hydrogen3266 Před 3 lety +71

      If he wins he passes the class and then he won’t have to take it anymore and he secretly likes losing/failing because he likes the professor but will never admit it

    • @JessCrimson
      @JessCrimson Před 3 lety +17

      @@hydrogen3266 Yea it's better if he keeps failing at the class so he can continue with the professor

    • @aliiboop
      @aliiboop Před 3 lety +3

      @@hydrogen3266 so true...

    • @KiKiraoke
      @KiKiraoke Před 3 lety +2

      He did win once tho

    • @HugToshi
      @HugToshi Před 3 lety +2

      The Professor is clearly making a catchphrase happening with "Ryan, thanks for trying"

  • @monroeg8178
    @monroeg8178 Před 3 lety +2256

    I wonder if Sara’s boyfriend Shane will ever appear on this show

    • @geneva1895
      @geneva1895 Před 3 lety +57

      He did! The genie! (unless that genie just looked a lot like him)

    • @monroeg8178
      @monroeg8178 Před 3 lety +38

      @@geneva1895 I meant as a guest, although the special genie appearance was greatly appreciated by me (:

    • @Kimmyfuzzygogglepage
      @Kimmyfuzzygogglepage Před 3 lety +9

      That would be a lot of voice over if someone else be the professor

    • @raymondsison9186
      @raymondsison9186 Před 3 lety +1

      Wow. Didn't know that. They make a good pair though.

    • @tsapreciousthing
      @tsapreciousthing Před 3 lety +21

      I'm really upset about how they're doing this show behind Shane's back. :( I'm sure he'd be a great contestant.

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl Před 2 lety +156

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly. Also for the drawing challenge I just gave Ryan one point and Sara two just so it's a bit more fair.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 3 points and Sara had 6. Even without the extra drawing points, the guest still won fairly.

  • @phantomcomposer
    @phantomcomposer Před 2 lety +67

    “I’d kiss a cow!”
    “I’d give a cow a big ole kiss”
    Now I understand why they date 😂

  • @Mystiqueshootingstar
    @Mystiqueshootingstar Před 3 lety +7788

    Not Shane flirting with his girlfriend as the professor that’s so cute, now tell them to stop

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 Před 3 lety +379

      What do you mean Shane is the professor did you hit your head?

    • @fries5849
      @fries5849 Před 3 lety +23

      @@isamiayu7917 I’m joking

    • @curator_z
      @curator_z Před 3 lety +237

      @@isamiayu7917 Why would he be joking? The professor and shane are two different people

    • @curator_z
      @curator_z Před 3 lety +63

      Shane's been on the show and everything

    • @beelzemobabbity
      @beelzemobabbity Před 3 lety +106

      @@isamiayu7917 joking about what? We all know the professor is a puppet, and Shane is not.

  • @liahbobita
    @liahbobita Před 3 lety +984

    the professor with sara and obi: *starts flirting*
    ryan: i am uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today

  • @jellomiki
    @jellomiki Před 3 lety +95

    Let's be honest, it sound like it was just a good old serial killer

    • @JohnDoe-tl4gm
      @JohnDoe-tl4gm Před 3 lety +27

      Exactly what I was thinking! They said it themselves in the video “It was very easy to get away with murder back then when you can just say “OOooOOoo IT WAS A BEAST!”

    • @michaelp.5222
      @michaelp.5222 Před 2 lety +4

      @@JohnDoe-tl4gm A hunter would know when a human has killed another.

    • @theclairewhy
      @theclairewhy Před 2 měsíci

      now Watcher viewers are the ones sensationalizing 😂

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis Před 2 lety +169

    What always bothers me when I re-watch this episode is just... Yes, Sarah, Ryan, Professor. Animals DO know to go for the throat!!
    It's a whole thing, really, especially with pack animals like lions and wolves.

    • @imahumanlarva3248
      @imahumanlarva3248 Před 9 měsíci +2

      My two dogs don't get along and fight whenever me and my mom accidentally have them together. They always aim for the throat. They know the throat is the most vulnerable/accessible place

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@nothobbesmufc949 idk, it feels like they think animals straight up don't know to go for the throat at all - I'm not surprised lions can think ahead like that, they'd know you have to immobilize a target first if the throat is hard to reach
      When wolves get into fights, especially males, their female partners will duck under their chins to protect the males' throats, too
      I was mostly frustrated bc so many humans seem to think that the same animals that kill to survive don't know how to kill on purpose or efficiently, as if the animals didn't know what they were doing or how to do it

  • @Daggersanctuary
    @Daggersanctuary Před 3 lety +1779

    Ryan's laugh always sounds like he finished tying up a young old-timey damsel in distress in front of a speeding train. Twirly mustache and all.

  • @fishfinnns
    @fishfinnns Před 3 lety +1969

    The dislikes are Ryan from several different accounts mad that he’s losing.

  • @feliciaparadise2776
    @feliciaparadise2776 Před 3 lety +43

    "We're technically the same species but they shave head to toe" LOL

  • @MakimaMelee
    @MakimaMelee Před rokem +53

    The professor exclaiming "I'm gonna live forever!!" just hurts now

    • @Taylor-tt6dd
      @Taylor-tt6dd Před rokem +3

      loved ones live on in our memories of them 💙

  • @konata6388
    @konata6388 Před 3 lety +1979

    "sounds like my mother in law"
    *"are you married?!"*

  • @katewoods4833
    @katewoods4833 Před 3 lety +1796

    “and the identity of this creature remains...unsolved.”

  • @FritzTheRitz
    @FritzTheRitz Před 2 lety +15

    I've watched this episode so many times and just now I've noticed that at about 17:08 there's a carving on the tree that says "posporous fucked here" 😂

    • @ericmarentette4060
      @ericmarentette4060 Před 2 lety +2

      Good eye! I've noticed that phrase hidden in a few other videos as well, I think it might be hidden in every episode after the Pompeii one where it started. This one has eluded me so far , so I'm glad you found it!

    • @FritzTheRitz
      @FritzTheRitz Před 2 lety

      @@ericmarentette4060 I didn't even know that it appeared in the other episodes! I'll have to keep an eye out for it now 😅

  • @jaylevi2728
    @jaylevi2728 Před 2 lety +27

    "IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER"
    ...no one tell him

  • @untitled9916
    @untitled9916 Před 3 lety +8935

    the professor should have a second show called like office hours, sorta like post mortem where people can ask questions

    • @shellquay3759
      @shellquay3759 Před 3 lety +230

      how bloomin underrated is this comment im sorry what

    • @ayleen.x.o.x
      @ayleen.x.o.x Před 3 lety +27

      This!

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 Před 3 lety +100

      Pretty good idea, actually. I hope The Prof reads the comments section.

    • @Richelle_Davenport
      @Richelle_Davenport Před 3 lety +156

      Ryan could be his unwilling TA!
      ...
      Kate Peters would be an awesome TA too though!

    • @anthonypeasha2626
      @anthonypeasha2626 Před 3 lety +4

      That's a really good idea

  • @alannallama3334
    @alannallama3334 Před 3 lety +1836

    If only Shane was here we could've had a Ruining History reunion

    • @Centristlol
      @Centristlol Před 3 lety +23

      I miss that

    • @insanegamer5794
      @insanegamer5794 Před 3 lety +2

      Can't tell if this is sarcasm lol Shane is the professor

    • @cassandraflores3090
      @cassandraflores3090 Před 3 lety +35

      @@insanegamer5794 it is sarcasm

    • @Centristlol
      @Centristlol Před 3 lety +8

      @@insanegamer5794 it’s sarcasm

    • @Lauren-hq8uf
      @Lauren-hq8uf Před 3 lety +26

      @@insanegamer5794 wow can't believe the professor isn't really a sentient piece of blue fabric with a little uniform

  • @jensine3683
    @jensine3683 Před 2 lety +164

    Fun but unnecessary fact: some animals actually do know to go for the throat. I’m not sure about wolves or coyotes, but wild cats generally do go for the throat first, i.e. cheetahs, tigers, jaguars.

    • @StonedHunter
      @StonedHunter Před 2 lety +7

      So the idea of it being a lion or similar might be legit?

    • @jensine3683
      @jensine3683 Před 2 lety +18

      @@StonedHunter makes some sense to me, and with those menageries, yeah, I’d assume it’s pretty possible

    • @Ali-mv3jc
      @Ali-mv3jc Před 2 lety +13

      Wolves and dogs do too. Lots of animals tend to which is somewhat terrifying

    • @michaelp.5222
      @michaelp.5222 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Ali-mv3jc But it still doesn’t explain why it always came back, lurking. It also doesn’t explain why some of their heads were missing.

    • @andyhicks7980
      @andyhicks7980 Před rokem +6

      @@michaelp.5222 It came back because it needed food. I think it was very likely a tiger that was kept as a pet or in a zoo and got released/escaped

  • @Zinfidel1
    @Zinfidel1 Před 2 lety +74

    "French heads! iiiin my tummy!"
    I love hearing the recorded version at the end. So ridiculous. Shane could front a synth rock band.

  • @abbysmommy1205
    @abbysmommy1205 Před 3 lety +4724

    Once again asking shane when we will get a professor plushie? I really need one!

  • @ahe1009
    @ahe1009 Před 3 lety +1271

    Honestly a little gutted the Professor didn't mention Marie Jenne Valet. She survived an attack by impaling it with a bayonet fixed to a pole.

  • @LittleDarkLies
    @LittleDarkLies Před 3 lety +124

    This is literally the best guest appearance they’ve had.
    Sara is so adorable

  • @maurrionnajuliano2120
    @maurrionnajuliano2120 Před rokem +21

    Oh my gosh when Shane said "go stare at a cow dipshit" that was funny

  • @MissArtisticNerd
    @MissArtisticNerd Před 3 lety +987

    FYI, the large French text on the “the war ended” newspaper reads: I can’t think of another thing to write for this newspapers, so I’ve put text in Google translate and it made this French.
    Oh watcher... 10/10

    • @crystalcheng7259
      @crystalcheng7259 Před 3 lety +162

      I really ran out of ideas for that one so thanks for noticing! :)

    • @Sydmims
      @Sydmims Před 3 lety +25

      @@crystalcheng7259 That's hilarious! You did an amazing job editing!

    • @Bitume5
      @Bitume5 Před 3 lety +11

      I was laughing my ass off at that, especially since it is so obviously google translated and therefore incorrect, it's so funny 😂😂😂

    • @pashatash
      @pashatash Před 3 lety +5

      I paused to read and the article then says "Think of it as a fine meal we would be sharing together, as though I couldn't eat as well as you." I dont even know what it means but i'm here for the small details lmao good ones Watcher !

  • @mothlarvas5066
    @mothlarvas5066 Před 3 lety +2711

    "beast that has red hair with a black stripe and fire-y eyes, also immune to everything and can kill you with its gaze" this is just an edgy op deviantart oc

  • @Kekedekes
    @Kekedekes Před rokem +22

    The way that Ryan actually really enjoys this show but tries so hard to hate it... I'm here for it.

  • @81Point2
    @81Point2 Před rokem +40

    Ryan bringing up Donatello was so unexpected but it made so much sense

  • @theprofessor4936
    @theprofessor4936 Před 3 lety +549

    Without all the animations, do the students just have a 30-minute-history-injected stare off with the professor?

    • @onestrangepitabread5478
      @onestrangepitabread5478 Před 3 lety +15

      yes yes they do

    • @Lesbiel
      @Lesbiel Před 3 lety +15

      i have always wondered this!!!

    • @AnneliseB23
      @AnneliseB23 Před 3 lety +18

      I’m pretty sure they said once it can take a few hours to film the whole thing? 😅

    • @jennynguyen2823
      @jennynguyen2823 Před 3 lety +2

      It's much longer than 30 minutes when they record it, they edit a lot out haha

    • @maxtchaquartz9856
      @maxtchaquartz9856 Před 3 lety +2

      I'd bet they have little snacks or smth to keep themselves entertained while the Professor educates them on the beast

  • @lethe
    @lethe Před 3 lety +242

    new-ish professor lore!
    - he's going to live forever!
    - beast from x-men is his uncle
    - second cousins with the cookie monster

    • @risottopose9970
      @risottopose9970 Před 3 lety +41

      He’s Also related to the Blue Man group

    • @Eldritch-1
      @Eldritch-1 Před 3 lety +11

      Yeah cookie never could stay off the sugar ended up in a dumpster... his cousin stayed in school and is hosting a youtube show.

    • @klemmteastwood
      @klemmteastwood Před 3 lety +13

      He and the blue man group are the same species but he is much smaller than they are so he has possible dwarfism

    • @namayra299
      @namayra299 Před 3 lety +8

      And he shits jellly beans.

    • @citsoria
      @citsoria Před 3 lety +3

      Has a blue little heart 💙

  • @dylanwenz8112
    @dylanwenz8112 Před 3 lety +8

    18:35 Ryan’s laugh sounds like a cartoon spring boing sound effect

  • @halliewong
    @halliewong Před 2 lety +30

    *Ryan:* "I'm really liking my chances this season."
    *His first **-opponent-** classmate:* * is -Shane’s- The Professor's _paramour_ *

  • @gentlehillracer
    @gentlehillracer Před 3 lety +565

    the funniest thing about this is shane's absolute incapability of doing a french accent

    • @adriannashaw7523
      @adriannashaw7523 Před 3 lety +7

      he did alright with his pronunciations during the song though

  • @cthulhubrain574
    @cthulhubrain574 Před 3 lety +1936

    animals literally go for the neck, though. that's literally a tactic that predators who need to take down prey quickly and efficiently do. cats specifically do it: either break the neck to eliminate movement/kill, or latch onto the neck until the prey is suffocated and dies.

    • @gingerninja2487
      @gingerninja2487 Před 3 lety +46

      My first thought was big cat.

    • @rubyrayne8
      @rubyrayne8 Před 3 lety +63

      Exactly. Animals (big cats, wolves, etc) know to go for the neck.

    • @TBTabby
      @TBTabby Před 3 lety +159

      Wolves do it too. That's why guard dogs traditionally have spiked collars; they were originally used in ancient Greece to protect the necks of dogs fighting off wolves.

    • @Donika691
      @Donika691 Před 3 lety +3

      yup, accurate.

    • @Donika691
      @Donika691 Před 3 lety +30

      @@TBTabby that's something I did not know, but it makes so much sense.

  • @emiryan2238
    @emiryan2238 Před 2 lety +26

    “I’m going to live forever,” totally hits differently now.

  • @tagtrenton8659
    @tagtrenton8659 Před 3 lety +53

    Ryan's drawing reveal was absolute gold

  • @lindiwechachiua7950
    @lindiwechachiua7950 Před 3 lety +2865

    Shane flirting with Sara as the professor and Ryan asking if they know each other... gosh I really love this show 😭

  • @theraven2663
    @theraven2663 Před 3 lety +957

    "NOTE: The animator suddenly has "morals" and refuses to kill cute little wolf cubs."
    I mean.. come on.

    • @NW-vb4ot
      @NW-vb4ot Před 3 lety

      Kelsey was probably the editor 😒😭😭

  • @HPalindrome22
    @HPalindrome22 Před 2 lety +41

    4:20 makes a lot more sense knowing about Shane's most recent top 5 beat down where he calls a cow hot and says he'd drink her milk 😂

  • @fredericksmith5568
    @fredericksmith5568 Před 2 lety +39

    "I'm going to live forever!" The Professor.. And he was dropping hints all along. 🙏🏾

  • @manavibhattacharyya7750
    @manavibhattacharyya7750 Před 3 lety +860

    no offense to Shane but the professor might steal his girl

  • @catm6289
    @catm6289 Před 3 lety +773

    kinda weird that they haven’t had shane madej on as a guest :/ what a lost opportunity

    • @lillianj2048
      @lillianj2048 Před 2 lety +88

      I don't think he and The Professor like each other :(
      Pretty sure Shane reminds The Professor of someone...

    • @awesomedonut8228
      @awesomedonut8228 Před 2 lety +8

      Shane is like son the professor never had

    • @polymorphic_anxiety9803
      @polymorphic_anxiety9803 Před 2 lety +1

      Ryan seems like his son tho....

  • @janicetanumihardja808
    @janicetanumihardja808 Před 2 lety +38

    5:26 actually yes because predators need to hunt smart to conserve energy, some kill by biting the neck to snap it or to drain the blood. Instant kill means less energy needed to subdue the prey

  • @Msbeeboper
    @Msbeeboper Před 2 lety +38

    “Does an animal know to just go for the neck?”
    What??? Yes, they absolutely do! It’s like, how many, many predators kill. Is that not well known?

    • @kipechawolfeortiz8791
      @kipechawolfeortiz8791 Před rokem +2

      It's well-known, but people are becoming ignorant because they are drowning in the consequences of their own humanity.

  • @MikaMaykatha
    @MikaMaykatha Před 3 lety +3463

    Ryan looked like Shane and Sara's child trying to vibe with his parents while they talk about kissing a cow lmao

  • @hibsterz7194
    @hibsterz7194 Před 3 lety +2618

    "NOTE: The animator suddenly has 'morals' and refuses to kill cute little wolf cubs."

    • @Linki8uu
      @Linki8uu Před 4 měsíci +2

      Reminds me of Monty pythons quest for the holy grail with and suddenly the animator had a massive heart attack and died

    • @LynetteTheRogue
      @LynetteTheRogue Před 2 měsíci +1

      To be fair, wolf cubs are adorable

  • @TiffanyHaworthlee
    @TiffanyHaworthlee Před 3 lety +27

    The little editing gags will always get me like Sarah smacking away Ryan's pop-up

  • @scrambldrabbit
    @scrambldrabbit Před 2 lety +7

    “IM GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRRR”
    yeahh… about that.…

  • @emmaridolfi700
    @emmaridolfi700 Před 3 lety +674

    To answer Sara's question: Yes, animals do know to go for the head and neck in order to kill their prey.

    • @MegaEssin
      @MegaEssin Před 3 lety +45

      Yeah, big cats attack the front of the neck to crush the windpipe, and most likely slice open an artery or two in the progress.
      Never look away, or run away from any of the big cats. If they arent 100% sure they can kill you without themselves becoming injured, they most likely wont attack.

    • @jalapeno1119
      @jalapeno1119 Před 3 lety +42

      If your puppy dog does that funny little shakey shake when playing with its squeaky toy that's its killer instinct to shake their prey so viciously that it breaks the neck.

    • @hospitalcakewalk
      @hospitalcakewalk Před 3 lety +6

      Exactly. I didnt really want to finish the episode because she kind of ruined it... idk.

    • @almondsandrevolution
      @almondsandrevolution Před 3 lety +48

      @@hospitalcakewalk it’s really...not that big of a deal lmao

    • @pandagod9678
      @pandagod9678 Před 3 lety +6

      @@hospitalcakewalk youre being dramatic, dude

  • @Makowh
    @Makowh Před 3 lety +666

    Funny, in France we say that the Zodiac killer is the American Bête du Gévaudan

    • @Whatlander
      @Whatlander Před 3 lety +226

      In America we call him Ted Cruz.

    • @briannawilliams9664
      @briannawilliams9664 Před 3 lety +48

      @@Whatlander I was NOT ready for this response lmao

    • @Makowh
      @Makowh Před 3 lety +2

      Btw there's a French movie about these events, called "Brotherhood of the wolves" (2001). Made by the director of Silent Hill, it's a super weird over-the-top roller-coaster with great costumes, super creative sets and everyone fighting with Kung-Fu moves in XVIIIth Century France for some reason. Great fun to watch with friends and booze!

    • @danielyoung7534
      @danielyoung7534 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Makowh ah I know what I'm doing tonight

  • @sshepard5222
    @sshepard5222 Před 2 lety +31

    Can we all appreciate just how professionally the song production at the end is? This whole thing really, your editing is especially amazing!

  • @ZeeFritoBandito
    @ZeeFritoBandito Před měsícem +2

    I LOVE the puppet flirting with Sarah Ruben...bc I also think that she is SOOO cute.

  • @FleurMarigold
    @FleurMarigold Před 3 lety +8203

    Prof's energy is absolutely incomprehensible this episode I adore it

    • @charm9473
      @charm9473 Před 3 lety +207

      Because Sara's in it 😍😍😍

    • @estellenguyen1996
      @estellenguyen1996 Před 3 lety +42

      @@charm9473 for suuuure haha, how cute

    • @MicaylaRuby
      @MicaylaRuby Před 3 lety +187

      Calling him prof makes me feel like this comment belongs in a big lecture group chat and I'm really here for that energy

    • @kitt5418
      @kitt5418 Před 3 lety +6

      YOOO JUDGEMENT BOY I LOVE UR ANIMATICS HI

    • @bubaaaaaaaaa
      @bubaaaaaaaaa Před 2 lety +2

      He’s so adorable I want a plush of him

  • @noratheexplorer3976
    @noratheexplorer3976 Před 3 lety +470

    this professor guy gives me Shane Madej vibes.

    • @antoniog56
      @antoniog56 Před 3 lety +49

      don't quote me on this but I heard a rumor that the professor and Shane are the same person but honestly it sounds too far fetched to believe

    • @forgetmeepnot7617
      @forgetmeepnot7617 Před 3 lety +28

      @@antoniog56 i don’t know... It kinda seems as though this Shane guy is pulling the strings and is all of the puppets... I mean the genie looks almost just like him 👀

    • @antoniog56
      @antoniog56 Před 3 lety +28

      @@forgetmeepnot7617 Your right I forgot about the genie he does look strangely like shane... who knows i guess this mystery will remain UNSOLVED

    • @forgetmeepnot7617
      @forgetmeepnot7617 Před 3 lety +5

      @@antoniog56 is it worth it?

    • @sxw162
      @sxw162 Před 3 lety +5

      Hmm. I really don’t see it

  • @mikimouse3749
    @mikimouse3749 Před 2 lety +17

    0:40 this aged like milk

  • @abybergdahl
    @abybergdahl Před 2 lety +58

    Sarah: do animals know to go for the neck?
    Me: you mean literal animal instincts?
    Lmao it get me every time.

  • @Ghoulieanna
    @Ghoulieanna Před 3 lety +765

    “I’m gonna live forever!!!!”
    This further solidifies that the fan theory of the professor being an immortal who was at every one of these events is actually true

    • @darconious524
      @darconious524 Před 3 lety +25

      Plot twist: the professor is a time lord in a puppet regeneration and the genie pulled a weeping angel and flung him to 2019

    • @regularjoe5517
      @regularjoe5517 Před 3 lety +7

      That’s theory? But The professor has literally said many times that he met a genie, wished for the powers of time travel, and now the genie won’t leave him alone?

  • @aspenjade2454
    @aspenjade2454 Před 3 lety +719

    I was a historical movie with the professor in it, and everybody treats him like he’s totally normal. Like the muppets.

  • @kimprent7678
    @kimprent7678 Před 10 měsíci +3

    21:06 - the newspaper is in Dutch oh my word... Courrier D'Avignon writes like 30% of its paper in English and the rest of it is Dutch, saying not even gibberish lmao. its literally saying 'keep your doors locked and kids inside etc etc. i love this

  • @evancampos9870
    @evancampos9870 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I love how she said do animals even know to go for the neck and like every human predator immediately pounces and gos for the neck

  • @LEEBLISSY
    @LEEBLISSY Před 3 lety +448

    obsessed with the fact that ryan is LITERALLY sabotaging himself at this point 😩💔

    • @forgetmeepnot7617
      @forgetmeepnot7617 Před 3 lety +2

      ;-;

    • @LEEBLISSY
      @LEEBLISSY Před 3 lety +7

      @TK Wallace LMAO I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE 💀

    • @celestialcressy
      @celestialcressy Před 3 lety +10

      that drawing had me laughing tho 😭

    • @DeeDee-ye5qe
      @DeeDee-ye5qe Před 3 lety +5

      honestly the professor earned that drawing after making that a challenge with sara as a guest 💀

  • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
    @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Před 3 lety +617

    Goddamnit nothing will ever beat Shane flirting with Sara as The Professor and Ryan being VERY uncomfortable in the background
    Edit: Also, surprisingly, YES, animals do know to go for necks.

    • @rascal342
      @rascal342 Před 3 lety +4

      Not even 2 minutes into the episode XD

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 Před 3 lety +9

      My dog is a terrier, and purposely breaks the necks of animals small enough for him to pick up and shake. Like, he picks it up, not biting it to kill it, then violently shakes the animals, breaking its neck, till it stops moving.

    • @willowloe6917
      @willowloe6917 Před 3 lety +1

      Dude I was reading the second part at the same time sara said go for the neck lmaooo

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 Před 3 lety +5

      Wild animals know to go for the neck as well, especially wild cats.

    • @deprofundis3293
      @deprofundis3293 Před 3 lety +6

      @@justalittleturtle5600 um... Please don't let your dog off leash. And avoid natural areas. Tx.
      - a wildlife biologist

  • @laurastiers4384
    @laurastiers4384 Před 2 lety +12

    having seen Ryan's rant about the Blue Man Group in Too Many Spirits, the one-line mention here now has the vibe of OMINOUS FOREBODING

  • @Red-vt4jj
    @Red-vt4jj Před 2 lety +14

    "Would you go on the hunt?" The proffessor asks, as if Shane and Ryan aren't the kind of people to go to haunted places for fun

  • @MsDefectiveToaster
    @MsDefectiveToaster Před 3 lety +513

    The "try to catch the monster with a fake lady monster" idea might sound ridiculous but keep in mind that someone DID TRY THAT with the Loch Ness Monster in the 70s. Even had big eyelashes and a mating call

    • @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373
      @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 Před 3 lety +17

      There was also people trying lure out the Loch Ness Monster but throwing gummy bears, into the Loch in recent years I'm not kidding that happened too

    • @SirNeutral
      @SirNeutral Před 3 lety +9

      But it always works in cartoons!

  • @Pipeblau
    @Pipeblau Před 3 lety +2606

    Sara: I wanna put mascara on cows eyelashes
    also Sara: putting lipstick and wigs on bulls is too silly

    • @lloytre5379
      @lloytre5379 Před 2 lety +57

      Well, cows do have a nice pair of lashes to be honest

  • @tylerrose3633
    @tylerrose3633 Před 2 lety +19

    I've learned more from Puppet History than I had from my history classes.

  • @Ctrl_alt_em
    @Ctrl_alt_em Před 2 lety +5

    Start of Season Three Professor: I'm gonna live forever!
    End of Season Four Professor: RIP

  • @ghoulishskeptic5749
    @ghoulishskeptic5749 Před 3 lety +246

    Alternative title: Ryan awkwardly third wheels for half an hour

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 Před 3 lety +1

      Worse - I think they once said these take an afternoon to do.

  • @Rhi-fn3hu
    @Rhi-fn3hu Před 3 lety +1879

    Headline: “Are the French too delicious?”
    1700s Canibals: 🤤

  • @doornaildean9891
    @doornaildean9891 Před 2 lety +14

    “I don’t know if going for the neck is an animal thing” it’s definitely an animal thing, that’s what most predators go for along with the stomach, that’s why most predators have loose skin especially around the neck, loose skin doesn’t tear as easily as taught skin. On the other hand humans mostly go for the head or the chest because we know that’s where we can do the most damage considering we don’t have claws or teeth designed for fighting

  • @pipers_river
    @pipers_river Před rokem +12

    I didn't know I needed a wolf singing a Talking Heads type song until now.