Surviving The Titanic: History's Luckiest Woman • Puppet History

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  • Surviving that fateful disaster was only the beginning...
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  • @mel77316
    @mel77316 Před 4 lety +4880

    "U can win my little jelly beans"
    "Its not a euphemism"
    30 seconds in and already cackling😂😂

  • @danieloloughlin2420
    @danieloloughlin2420 Před 4 lety +8880

    Imagine being chopped to death by a propeller and 100 years later some strange man turns it into a puppet show song

    • @franloiacono9306
      @franloiacono9306 Před 4 lety +384

      Big Goofus and it fucking SLAPS.

    • @Becky_Croft
      @Becky_Croft Před 4 lety +162

      I hope someone gets a laugh out of whatever happens to me. I'm sure it will be just as chaotically idiotic.

    • @Anthro777
      @Anthro777 Před 4 lety +50

      That's an honourable death that I can only hope to achieve one day...

    • @karabear9441
      @karabear9441 Před 4 lety +25

      I mean that's quite the honor. I enjoyed it lmfao

    • @heidiweber1037
      @heidiweber1037 Před 3 lety +3

      Allison Gruhn uyuuy

  • @codypoore6173
    @codypoore6173 Před 2 lety +2505

    I'm surprised that this wasn't mentioned in the video but when Violet was a child, she survived tuberculosis which was pretty much a death sentence back then.

    • @marioxzzz
      @marioxzzz Před rokem +285

      She heard what doesn't kill me makes me stronger and took it seriously.

    • @kelseybunce9754
      @kelseybunce9754 Před 5 měsíci +32

      Girl told death "fuck around and find out"

  • @bunbunnybubbles
    @bunbunnybubbles Před 3 lety +3237

    Titanic: *hits iceberg*
    Violets roommate: y'all hear sumthin??

    • @katherinewilder746
      @katherinewilder746 Před 3 lety +95

      Violet: LoL

    • @tehfinaljudge4029
      @tehfinaljudge4029 Před 3 lety +105

      Haha funny joke Go by the wall tickle the bricks

    • @Ali-mv3jc
      @Ali-mv3jc Před 2 lety +11

      Did the roomate survive?

    • @yellododo
      @yellododo Před 2 lety +77

      @@Ali-mv3jc she did!! Violets roommate was most likely elizabeth leather and google said they managed to escape together on the same lifeboat (lifeboat 16) :0
      she died in 1937 at a nursing home, age 76!!

    • @Ali-mv3jc
      @Ali-mv3jc Před 2 lety +8

      @@yellododo Yayyyyyy that's nice

  • @superstellarr
    @superstellarr Před 4 lety +6838

    ryan: im gonna rip that little satchel off you
    puppet: i’ll kill you
    ryan: *uneasy laughter*

  • @_timothy_tomato_9801
    @_timothy_tomato_9801 Před 4 lety +3530

    Shane: *writes and performs song*
    Ryan: stares into the camera as his mind becomes a horror-scape if hot daga flashbacks

    • @Cosmic_Mj
      @Cosmic_Mj Před 4 lety +56

      _ timothy_tomato _ like Paul @ Mr. Davidson during “What Do You Want, Paul?”

    • @Thingy._.Things
      @Thingy._.Things Před 4 lety +3

      Exactly

    • @nofunmercury7611
      @nofunmercury7611 Před 4 lety +27

      7 Mischief Managed aha! a fellow starkid! the comparison is perfect!

    • @dewekiwi9602
      @dewekiwi9602 Před 4 lety +41

      Ryan’s permanently traumatized from the Hot Daga

    • @Johnwicklover1994
      @Johnwicklover1994 Před 4 lety +15

      Ah, another StarKid!!!

  • @jadeandblood
    @jadeandblood Před 3 lety +5821

    I just realized how Violet stayed alive during tumultuous times. Her father died so that qualified her to be a protagonist! She was protected by plot armor!

  • @coldcovoi5408
    @coldcovoi5408 Před 3 lety +2236

    The delivery of “Bitch went overboard” is so freaking under appreciated 😂

  • @natalmaegang
    @natalmaegang Před 4 lety +7053

    the puppet history-sized hole in my puppet history-sized heart has been FILLED.

  • @alexahernandezzepeda4157
    @alexahernandezzepeda4157 Před 4 lety +3401

    Chop, Chop, Chop... Scream, Scream, Scream...
    Shane: “I think it can be therapeutic for the families”....

  • @warriors2414
    @warriors2414 Před 3 lety +5786

    For reference: “Go By The Wall And Tickle The Bricks” is Irish slang for someone who is deceitful or untrustworthy.

    • @ninaserafina823
      @ninaserafina823 Před 3 lety +760

      Ahh i just thought she had a brick kink or something
      well at least I could make you guys laugh with my stupid brick kink comment

    • @nina.robbs565
      @nina.robbs565 Před 3 lety +262

      oh, I thought she just liked to tickle bricks

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou Před 3 lety +125

      Just thought she liked brick texture
      I’m p. Dumb man

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W Před 3 lety +219

      Ohhhh. I thought she just liked to brush her hands along walls as she walked.

    • @LilVeehive
      @LilVeehive Před 3 lety +143

      I actually thought she was like clumsy and usually bumps a wall or smtng lol

  • @nm_lunatic803
    @nm_lunatic803 Před 3 lety +9015

    Apparently during the sinking of the titanic, Violet saved a baby during the ordeal. Decades later, she receives a call from a mysterious woman asking if she was the attendant that saved a baby during the titanic. When Violet replied yes,the woman simply said "I was that baby." And hung up.

    • @ThirrinDiamond
      @ThirrinDiamond Před 3 lety +1358

      GOOD GOD THAT SOUNDS SO SINISTER 😂😂😂

    • @raelynnpeixotto5228
      @raelynnpeixotto5228 Před 3 lety +192

      @@ThirrinDiamond yea it does 😂😂😂

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy Před 3 lety +1471

      sounds like the baby was not happy to be saved

    • @mythandmayhem1134
      @mythandmayhem1134 Před 3 lety +1148

      “I was that baby. Prepare yourself for my revenge.”
      I mean, in all fairness, I wouldn’t know what to say to the woman who saved my life as a baby.

    • @CRUSH40RULES
      @CRUSH40RULES Před 3 lety +189

      She save a baby!? What a selfless woman!

  • @sophiekoett1740
    @sophiekoett1740 Před 4 lety +4345

    Ryan’s immediate laugh after Shane knocks over the trophy’s jelly beans behind the curtain SENDS me!

  • @jazmingonzales7936
    @jazmingonzales7936 Před 4 lety +1957

    Ryan: mocking shane for not providing much facts
    Shane: *ANGER BOILING BENEATH THOSE CLUMPS OF BLUE FUR* ..... i know who im killing tonight.

  • @pinkyoilers
    @pinkyoilers Před 3 lety +1824

    Violet: *sees bloody ocean*
    Violet, closing her eyes: I am not looking. I do not see it.

  • @Frame_Late
    @Frame_Late Před 3 lety +2155

    I love how the professor is always T-posing aggressively.

    • @sherwingonsalves8821
      @sherwingonsalves8821 Před 3 lety +97

      He is also giving the middle finger to us all

    • @youraveragebraincells620
      @youraveragebraincells620 Před 3 lety +86

      Asserting dominance.

    • @eduardomantilla2143
      @eduardomantilla2143 Před 2 lety +14

      @@youraveragebraincells620 As he should.

    • @commanderjason7786
      @commanderjason7786 Před rokem +8

      He's just asserting dominance against Ryan, to keep him in his place.
      (SPOILER) Well... it didn't work, but he came back, so... I *guess* it worked out?

    • @tabora_
      @tabora_ Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@sherwingonsalves8821I think that's 2 fingers- he's threatening to finger us

  • @BlazeHunter00
    @BlazeHunter00 Před 4 lety +814

    “Is this a game to you Bergara” -The Professor 2020

  • @liaf3iry
    @liaf3iry Před 4 lety +8561

    that being said, the professor’s real name will remain *unsolved*

  • @whovianhistorybuff
    @whovianhistorybuff Před 3 lety +1230

    The idea of violet being too attractive and needing to ugly herself up (a makeunder if you will) was because the shipping companies thought amorous young men would try to pick them up cause them to go AWOL or quit leading to a high turnover of staff, violet herself despite her efforts to hide her beauty received several marriage proposals over her career from young first class men.

    • @AstarionWifey
      @AstarionWifey Před 2 lety +88

      Honestly I say that’s what I call a successful career

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 Před 2 lety +34

      @@Lisa_Flowers I mean she is pretty enough to be one

    • @empac8631
      @empac8631 Před rokem +62

      I figured it was also because serving staff was supposed to be in the background for most higher estate rooms and the rich ladies wouldn’t enjoy having a young and pretty woman around their men as well as looking better than them

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Před 10 měsíci +13

      Guys back then proposed probably 5 times a week to random women

  • @daniaguinaga1754
    @daniaguinaga1754 Před rokem +994

    2 years and over 20 watches later, the jellybean spill and Ryan's maniacal laugh replay still sends me.

    • @anthonytonythegeek5561
      @anthonytonythegeek5561 Před rokem +10

      Same XD

    • @empac8631
      @empac8631 Před rokem +48

      The way Shane says “ooh! My jelly beans!”

    • @anthonytonythegeek5561
      @anthonytonythegeek5561 Před rokem +5

      @@empac8631 truly perfect XD

    • @oliveranderson2875
      @oliveranderson2875 Před rokem +14

      Its at 2:37 if anyone wants ti know

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole Před 9 měsíci +6

      I have to reply it every once in a while to lift my spirits, something about how it's absolutely silent for a second, but then you just hear the crash and Shane in a tone of voice I've never heard before "OH, my JELLYBEANS" absolutely destroys me, it's so goddamn funny.

  • @rahmreekoo86
    @rahmreekoo86 Před 4 lety +3866

    Latest Buzzfeed unsolved episode
    Shane: "I'd never kill you."
    Puppet History
    Shane:"I'LL KILL YOU!"

    • @sea1098
      @sea1098 Před 4 lety +135

      But that was the Professor 🤔

    • @outside8312
      @outside8312 Před 4 lety +107

      Shane isn't in puppet history

    • @outside8312
      @outside8312 Před 4 lety +80

      @Periodstain Demon pff no! The professor's blue and short, Shane's pink and tall, they aren't hard to tell apart

    • @frogdrewathing8095
      @frogdrewathing8095 Před 4 lety +20

      Periodstain Demon what do you think

    • @rahmreekoo86
      @rahmreekoo86 Před 4 lety +2

      @Periodstain Demon never meaning to confuse..of COURSE I'm Joking 😂

  • @PrimRooks
    @PrimRooks Před 4 lety +821

    Perhaps inevitable, but I love how Ryan’s become that kid in class who never gives a serious answer when the teacher picks him, and yet always gets angry that the teacher gave him a C

  • @erinium19
    @erinium19 Před 3 lety +815

    "Oh, fuck. Was that my phone?"
    "I think so."
    "Ahh...rest in peace."
    Jenny is a fucking mood

    • @marcoparada6652
      @marcoparada6652 Před 26 dny

      Jenny is a load of trash. Her content is cuban stereotypes. She follows a George Lopez-like style of comedy. It's awful.

  • @amareyez8791
    @amareyez8791 Před rokem +303

    11:27 it’s so weird to have both guests answer C on an *ocean-themed episode* and not hear the Professor yell “we got a couple of SEA DOGS!!”

  • @gothgirl2245
    @gothgirl2245 Před 4 lety +15355

    I love how Shane and Ryan are low-key the villains of each others series

    • @timatuneage4144
      @timatuneage4144 Před 4 lety +277

      Holy shit-stewardess. An amusing observation, for sure.

    • @trevorsmith5274
      @trevorsmith5274 Před 4 lety +294

      So.... friendship? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @gram3934
      @gram3934 Před 4 lety +41

      Shanes only been on spooky small talk once

    • @imogenimagine1328
      @imogenimagine1328 Před 4 lety +183

      @@gram3934 I think they mean Buzzfeed Unsolved :]

    • @eminemfan50098
      @eminemfan50098 Před 4 lety +48

      @@gram3934 have you not seen buzzfeed unsolved?

  • @Wildcard-Jack-47
    @Wildcard-Jack-47 Před 4 lety +1986

    Ryan: “Shane rigs it against me”
    Also Ryan: *names the boat Bouy baby*

    • @georgie488
      @georgie488 Před 4 lety +4

      Untitled Goose Game

    • @Depression---
      @Depression--- Před 4 lety +10

      Shoulda named it The Shane Madej

    • @Whatlander
      @Whatlander Před 4 lety +5

      "Hot Tubbs' Ghosts Aren't Real Cruise Line"

  • @HavianEla
    @HavianEla Před 3 lety +306

    The “My Jelly Beans!” Edited bit sent me. Greetings from the afterlife.

  • @sorio99
    @sorio99 Před rokem +96

    Weird to think that Shane going “I can’t come up with a plausible third option for this question, Imma just say she saw a genie” eventually led to “heartbreaking ballad about the end of the world from the perspective of dinosaur times and the Chicxulub meteor”.

  • @averagetwink
    @averagetwink Před 3 lety +6464

    Shane, dropping his jellybeans: "My jellybeans..."
    *Top Ten Saddest Moments In Film History*

    • @brigittepaj7336
      @brigittepaj7336 Před 3 lety +10

      *XD*

    • @emilybringazi1
      @emilybringazi1 Před 2 lety +42

      2:41

    • @miim3781
      @miim3781 Před rokem +17

      Welcome to WatchMojo and today we'll be ranking the top 10 saddest moments , so get your tissues because it'd gonna gt sad
      Number 10-

    • @thebishopofme
      @thebishopofme Před rokem +7

      I'm listening to this at work and now I have to talk to my boss about laughing so loud because Shane spilled his jelly beans.

    • @theangryfinger5795
      @theangryfinger5795 Před rokem +5

      The new cabbages

  • @Mika-hw4ge
    @Mika-hw4ge Před 4 lety +605

    "A pervating sense of calm and optimism, passengers sort of humoring the evacuation call as the grim severity of the situation slowly dawned on the collective whole"
    sounds like the world three weeks ago ngl

    • @dayzed2
      @dayzed2 Před 4 lety +7

      Mika I was about to say that omg

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 Před 3 lety +215

    “Is this a game to you Bergara?”

  • @historicstudios2708
    @historicstudios2708 Před 3 lety +449

    Hi, ship enthusiast here! Just to clarify for those who are confused,
    a Cruise ship and Liner are different because a Cruise Ship takes you to multiple locations for the sake of vacation and relaxation and more or less for a fun time.
    Liners to you from point A to point B as a way for immigrants to travel to America or what other country they were going to. Some people did take vacations on them but that was because they were visiting family or friends in another country and the only way back in 1912 to get to another country was by ship or by foot.
    Cruise Ship: Party Ship
    Ocean Liner: Immigrant Ship
    Titanic and her sisters were Ocean Liners. Not Cruise ships. Loved this video though. Made me laugh

  • @Dollightful
    @Dollightful Před 4 lety +12426

    I cannot begin to express how much I love Puppet History. Keep 'em coming Shane!!

  • @lauracosta3480
    @lauracosta3480 Před 4 lety +2111

    to be fair, iceberg charlie didn't let the boat collide with an iceberg

    • @potato-whiz
      @potato-whiz Před 4 lety +66

      Laura Nobo and that’s really all that matters.

    • @Samxdr_
      @Samxdr_ Před 4 lety +67

      So iceberg Charlie is Still undefeated?

    • @Lovelyclarii
      @Lovelyclarii Před 4 lety +7

      I laughed too hard

    • @solidandsoiled
      @solidandsoiled Před 4 lety +35

      HR has got to update their interview questions

  • @hannahkirkland1301
    @hannahkirkland1301 Před 3 lety +244

    To be fair Iceberg Charlie had not given the word for the lifeboats to be lowered yet and was not made aware when they started to lower them. The sailors and hospital staff panicked and rushed to lower 2 lifeboats into the water without notifying the captain until it was too late.

  • @E-eb6ic
    @E-eb6ic Před 2 lety +100

    Shane: If you guess you can have my little jellybeans!
    Jenny: ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱˢ
    Ryan: It's not a euphemism

  • @austinwilliams7919
    @austinwilliams7919 Před 4 lety +9797

    Ryan missed the chance to call his ship "The IceBergara"

  • @stella9832
    @stella9832 Před 4 lety +570

    "are you providing facts now?"
    "well, someone has to."
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAA THIS EP IS SO CHAOTIC

  • @jef_3006
    @jef_3006 Před 3 lety +434

    "I ain't a Violet feller"
    I would just like to publicly recognize the genius of this lyric, where the propeller simultaneously says he not a violent person, and that he's not someone who would fell Violet.

  • @ArcherOwl
    @ArcherOwl Před 2 lety +340

    After the season 4 finale, I thought it would be fun to go back through the other videos and find out the real scores in each to see if Ryan actually won any. This will be focused on the points won during the questions only, not the extra points the professor gives out willy-nilly.
    Actual Score: Ryan had 6 points and Jenny had 7. The guest did win fairly.

    • @macielcorrea5291
      @macielcorrea5291 Před rokem +2

      Hahahaha this is amazing, thank you!

    • @LivingMyLife22
      @LivingMyLife22 Před rokem +26

      Im rewatching all the episodes in order and im hoping to find your comment and like each one lol
      Thanks for keeping track
      🫘

  • @swedisheek
    @swedisheek Před 4 lety +5149

    this show is ruining history and the hot daga’s love child and i adore it

    • @Eeveefall
      @Eeveefall Před 4 lety +3

      howcome its ruining history?

    • @monet5305
      @monet5305 Před 4 lety +88

      No Ruining History as in Shane’s old show not actually ruining history

    • @mozzmite
      @mozzmite Před 4 lety +61

      i was so sad when ruining history was ruined :,( this show is maybe even better though :)))

    • @Eeveefall
      @Eeveefall Před 4 lety +10

      @@monet5305 xD I totally read that wrong!

    • @fearlesssfcappuccino
      @fearlesssfcappuccino Před 4 lety

      YES

  • @kellskat3868
    @kellskat3868 Před 4 lety +3746

    I love puppet history so much. With Ryan's witty remarks, Shane's storytelling voice, and the guest's pure genuine laughter and happiness, it is such a good combo. Also, can't forget the Shane's song at the end - nothing can top it

    • @belled395
      @belled395 Před 4 lety +41

      Yes they are all great! But the necklace one in the last one gets me every fricken time

    • @kellskat3868
      @kellskat3868 Před 4 lety +18

      belle that one is my favorite. His flow was imaginable and all the words worked so well together and applied so well with the story

    • @demartian4281
      @demartian4281 Před 4 lety +41

      Well the propeller wrote that song, just to be clear. What a great song written by the propeller.

    • @belled395
      @belled395 Před 4 lety

      @@kellskat3868 yassss!!!!!

    • @kellskat3868
      @kellskat3868 Před 4 lety +7

      Prison Mike When I heard it, I was pleasantly surprised bc it was more toned down, but it still was nicely written. Also, those graphics when he hit the chorus? adds onto the fun

  • @grim8905
    @grim8905 Před 3 lety +110

    ryan: you dont have to say my full name..
    shane: *r y a n b e r g a r a*

  • @katrinka9781
    @katrinka9781 Před 3 lety +303

    There were less than twenty boats and actually, most were lowered before they were at full capacity. I went through a titanic obsession phase when I was a kid.

    • @fiona8230
      @fiona8230 Před 3 lety +31

      Yeah, and I think what was even more nuts is that the capacity of the boat was more than the capacity of the lifeboats. So even if every single boat was full, there weren’t enough for everyone anyway. I think!

    • @katrinka9781
      @katrinka9781 Před 3 lety +10

      @@fiona8230 I hadn't heard of that information before but if it's true (which I'll assume it is) YEESH. Wow, that just makes how the Titanic was handled even MORE frustrating!

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 Před 3 lety +32

      @@katrinka9781 white star reduced the number of lifeboats on the titanic partially to cut costs and partially because they were really REALLY overconfident that the ship wouldn't sink. they called Titanic "unsinkable" after all.

    • @katrinka9781
      @katrinka9781 Před 3 lety +5

      @@charityquill4965 I am just....UGH, thank you for this information, I want to scream at an old company! I didn't know this, thank you so much!

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 Před 3 lety +1

      @@charityquill4965 *facepalm*

  • @helbert412
    @helbert412 Před 4 lety +4061

    Unsolveds next episode: what’s the professors name

  • @microwavablesonic
    @microwavablesonic Před 4 lety +3614

    when jenny said “a colada is cuban coffee and it’s like cocaine” and the professor said “ooooo i love coffee” i thought he was gonna say “i love cocaine”

    • @timatuneage4144
      @timatuneage4144 Před 3 lety +66

      I wonder if the Professor is also afraid of drugs... Or being drugged, I suppose.

    • @ekawaharafilms
      @ekawaharafilms Před 3 lety +12

      my friend and I were talking about crackships and headcanons about the Professor and somehow we got to the idea that he does drugs so....

    • @matthewsmith4191
      @matthewsmith4191 Před 3 lety +1

      Same

    • @Katzykeens
      @Katzykeens Před 3 lety +1

      Same XD

    • @mythicgamer6291
      @mythicgamer6291 Před 3 lety +1

      I mean coffee is a drug but a drug that's allowed but still that caffeine gets to you

  • @itsdantaylor
    @itsdantaylor Před rokem +34

    I find the Titanic Sinking to be so fascinating because.....basically FOR the titanic to sink, EVERYTHING had to go wrong to make it the tragedy it was. The weather conditions caused a cold-water mirage that limited visuals for lookouts, there some minor negligence on the part of other ship's radio operators so they failed to warn/assist the titanic, and the Titanic tried to DODGE the iceberg, thus causing the exact type of damage in the exact location to sink it. No joke, if the Titanic had just HIT the iceberg dead on, it PROBABLY wouldn't have sunk.

    • @noahmcgee2247
      @noahmcgee2247 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Probably would have just not in 3 hours

    • @pattierotondo1108
      @pattierotondo1108 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@noahmcgee2247 I doubt it. The ship was designed not to sink if the first 4 compartments were damaged. A head-on collision probably wouldn't have sunk it.

  • @TakenByTheWater
    @TakenByTheWater Před 3 lety +111

    "She was thrown overboard by William Howard Taft." Now there is a VISUAL.

    • @a-rose-is-never-without-thorns
      @a-rose-is-never-without-thorns Před rokem

      I always imagined a wrestling throw, imagine a future U.S president deadlifting this British woman and yeeting her overboard

  • @jordanvaughn6910
    @jordanvaughn6910 Před 4 lety +610

    The Professor has that Thousand Yard Stare like he is having constant flashback's

    • @awalker20022013
      @awalker20022013 Před 4 lety +47

      he lived through all of the history he tells us about

  • @jazmingonzales7936
    @jazmingonzales7936 Před 4 lety +695

    Shane: MY JELLY BEANS!
    Ryan: *laughs uncontrollably*
    Me: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*

  • @stefanie9072
    @stefanie9072 Před 3 lety +115

    “Feels like that’s more of a personality test” KILLS me every time i watch this episode an absolute gem love Ryan

  • @katrinka9781
    @katrinka9781 Před 3 lety +79

    A total legit scenario
    Violet: doing her job
    William Taft: *sees her*Aw hell no, Y E E T

  • @Oracle_Ocelot
    @Oracle_Ocelot Před 4 lety +2382

    “She didn’t realize there was a bad thing happening until she was on the lifeboat?” This episode is... Disconcertingly and unexpectedly relevant to the current moment.

    • @Flanneryschickens
      @Flanneryschickens Před 4 lety +70

      denial isn't just a river in Egypt, or whatever that saying is. I think your mind subconsciously doesn't want to believe the worst

    • @alexparks9117
      @alexparks9117 Před 4 lety +18

      oh shit what a metaphor

    • @mcrorfob
      @mcrorfob Před 4 lety +32

      As someone who has lived through a bunch of trauma and robberies, it really be like that sometimes.

    • @cgill914
      @cgill914 Před 4 lety +12

      LadyofaLake I know! I was also thinking how ironic it is that Titanic was one of the first ever luxury cruise ships. And it sank. And in current times cruise ships are now considered a dangerous place, but because of the spread of disease...

    • @jrnotx8742
      @jrnotx8742 Před 4 lety +2

      Was thinking the exact same thing. lol

  • @arlo4936
    @arlo4936 Před 4 lety +270

    ruining history walked so puppet history could run. no scratch that, ruining history ran so puppet history could fly. everything about this deserves a massive chef's kiss!!

  • @samijones5590
    @samijones5590 Před rokem +100

    Can we just appreciate how freaking talented Shane is?!

  • @Jodes246
    @Jodes246 Před rokem +71

    This is the episode the professor decided Ryan will never win.

    • @FrisbeeGorbeh
      @FrisbeeGorbeh Před 3 měsíci +1

      The moment he laughed at the spilled jellybeans, he sealed his fate 😂

  • @eliskytail462
    @eliskytail462 Před 4 lety +2689

    Ryan missed the obvious ship name:
    Icebergara.

    • @johnnyneedscash6753
      @johnnyneedscash6753 Před 4 lety +54

      i'm so deep in my fandoms, that i thought you suggested shipping ryan and an iceberg.

    • @eliskytail462
      @eliskytail462 Před 4 lety +15

      @@johnnyneedscash6753 i mean. if it works man

    • @sophasaf
      @sophasaf Před 4 lety +5

      johnnyneedscash S͟h͟i͟p͟ them ayyyyy

    • @Mikibear222
      @Mikibear222 Před 4 lety +1

      Snap snap snap

    • @midnightartist43
      @midnightartist43 Před 4 lety +1

      johnnyneedscash omg that would be so funny if that would actually happen 😂

  • @mabm294
    @mabm294 Před 4 lety +457

    “iS thIs A gAme tO yOu BergArA?”
    Man, I lost it when the professor said this with a deep stare 😂

  • @Whothefuk
    @Whothefuk Před 3 lety +101

    Ryan: makes a bad joke
    Shane: and I took that personally

  • @sirrliv
    @sirrliv Před 2 lety +62

    Really surprised they missed the last part where after the First World War Jessop returned to White Star, got her old job on the Olympic back, and was aboard in 1934 when on a foggy approach to New York the liner sliced the Nantucket Lightship clean in half!

  • @mamber4100
    @mamber4100 Před 4 lety +5666

    I didn't expect to hear a song about a propellar with PTSD but here we are

    • @Mare416
      @Mare416 Před 3 lety +118

      The propeller having dreams is my favorite part. Just that a propeller has dreams. Just think about that for a minute.

    • @whitevii1533
      @whitevii1533 Před 3 lety +183

      Propeller Traumatic Stress Disorder

    • @mamber4100
      @mamber4100 Před 3 lety +18

      @@whitevii1533 HA

    • @SonicDashie759
      @SonicDashie759 Před 3 lety +5

      @@whitevii1533 You should've put Titanic in there but you know. Wrong ship...

    • @rmstitanic7521
      @rmstitanic7521 Před 3 lety +3

      **WHEEZE**

  • @cherrymeg6021
    @cherrymeg6021 Před 4 lety +2447

    The best part of these videos is knowing that the professor’s shirt is an American girl doll outfit

    • @jasminguiza6227
      @jasminguiza6227 Před 4 lety +68

      Megan Meadows LMAO! Really? I never knew that.

    • @yonn331
      @yonn331 Před 4 lety +8

      😂😂

    • @mamhello9613
      @mamhello9613 Před 4 lety +39

      It makes me want to have a puppet for some reason

    • @dammitmom
      @dammitmom Před 4 lety +7

      how did you figure this out ?

    • @mamhello9613
      @mamhello9613 Před 4 lety +9

      dammitmom the weekly watcher

  • @arumidden
    @arumidden Před 3 lety +63

    Shane: OH NO MY JELLYBEANS
    Ryan: *maniacal laughter*

  • @Jackson-hp7rt
    @Jackson-hp7rt Před rokem +36

    To answer Ryan's question, yes. Many of the survivors and families of victims sued White Star for the loss of life, injuries, and destruction of property.

  • @kleerude
    @kleerude Před 3 lety +9856

    Shows hosted by Ryan: Darkness. Murder. Spooky music.
    Shows hosted by Shane: Just the goofiest shit possible.

    • @madhatresssouffle1640
      @madhatresssouffle1640 Před 3 lety +716

      Shows hosted by both of them: The epitome of chaos

    • @AquilaLupus9
      @AquilaLupus9 Před 3 lety +174

      What are you talking about? Shane is dark af. Have you not noticed from his pop quizzes?
      Edit: Also, the songs. All of his songs are super dark.

    • @Giruga905
      @Giruga905 Před 3 lety +182

      @@AquilaLupus9 yea but what they probably mean is he puts it out in a much more humorous way unlike Ryan who tries to creep out the audience lol

    • @fancyduck518
      @fancyduck518 Před 3 lety +30

      IM SORRY, FOR MY LORD IS ILL. WHEN HE BESTOWED HIS GIFT UPON THOSE FANGS. HE GAVE LIGHT. WHEN THE DAUGHTER FAINTED, WHEN THE BOY PISSED HIS PANTS, WHEN THE WIFE HID, WHEN THE HUSBAND TREMBLED IN FEAR. FOR DID THEY RELISE, THAT THE LAUGHTER DIDN'T STOP. ONE LAUGHED LOUDER, FOR THEIR PREY HAD BECOME THE PREDATOR. AND IT WAS THE VAMPIRE THAT CAME TO FEAST.

    • @Sandbeard
      @Sandbeard Před 3 lety +11

      @@fancyduck518 nice reference

  • @majaisawesome8444
    @majaisawesome8444 Před 3 lety +6601

    Ryan: This is BS! I haven’t gotten a single point!
    Also Ryan: The name of the ships were Bruce, Robin and Alfred

    • @combatdolll
      @combatdolll Před 3 lety +47

      Yazamanyhands how did you not know those were real ships are you okay

    • @davinasong9376
      @davinasong9376 Před 3 lety +43

      Yazamanyhands it’s Spanish. Of course they would “sound Latino”.

    • @brandonkelly416
      @brandonkelly416 Před 3 lety +1

      Q

    • @bluederby12
      @bluederby12 Před 2 lety +1

      @@combatdolll Only if they're not American or didn't study US history

    • @anttibjorklund1869
      @anttibjorklund1869 Před 2 lety +2

      @@bluederby12 I'm not American and I knew ithem.

  • @morguelily4668
    @morguelily4668 Před 2 lety +66

    im actually really impressed with shanes voice acting hes super good

  • @drizzle1465
    @drizzle1465 Před 2 lety +24

    i love it when the professor gets angry he just shakes

  • @mr.tubbles9451
    @mr.tubbles9451 Před 4 lety +4296

    If Shane’s propellor song doesn’t win a Grammy, I’m gonna riot.

  • @ryanweltz4076
    @ryanweltz4076 Před 4 lety +2644

    The saddest part of this video is shane dropping his jelly beans
    R.I.P
    Jelly beans

  • @wolfiegeek1091
    @wolfiegeek1091 Před 3 lety +41

    The scene at 14:44 and the sudden change in the feel of the video literally gives me shivers. shane is so good at telling stories

  • @mania_yt
    @mania_yt Před 3 lety +60

    "Fun" Fact: The Brittanic sank in Greece near the island Kea (one of the closest islands to Athens). Of those who died only 5 were buried, the others were never found. 3 of them are buried in the Piraeus Naval and Consular Cemetery (cemetery for English soldiers) and 1 on Syros, another greek island.

  • @swedisheek
    @swedisheek Před 4 lety +326

    “just what in the hell kind of answer is that. _is this a game to you, bergara”_
    the professor’s really letting his supervillain side show, huh

  • @angelaescudero2815
    @angelaescudero2815 Před 4 lety +2309

    Ryan should’ve gone with “It’s Ya Buoy” for the ship name

  • @harmc2301
    @harmc2301 Před 2 lety +30

    I have a family member who was supposed to get on the titanic, but she was playing with a toy stroller (made out of metal because toys back then were dangerous as hell) and she fell and cut her neck. When her and her family went to get on the titanic, they weren’t allowed on because there was a fear it was infected and would somehow spread to other people. If they had gotten on, I wouldn’t be here. It was very weird now that I think about it, but it’s interesting for sure

  • @thatsoundslikeblue
    @thatsoundslikeblue Před 2 lety +60

    24:00
    Professor: "It's here *and* there."
    Ryan: "I'm gonna rip that little satchel off you, that's what I'm gonna do."
    Professor: *not kidding, not even a little* "I'll kill you."
    Ryan: *disbelieved choking noises*
    Professor: "Waddaya got, Jenny?!"
    😂😂😂

    • @run_sun
      @run_sun Před rokem +3

      Watching last episode of season 5: Is this a premonition 👀

  • @mewnikitty
    @mewnikitty Před 4 lety +690

    No joke Shane needs to write his own musical the songs always slap so hard

    • @katj3443
      @katj3443 Před 4 lety +12

      Star - I totally agree, they are awesome!!!

  • @PippaT-iw6su
    @PippaT-iw6su Před 4 lety +2211

    Petition to start "dumb detectives" or "detective debacles" or something where you look at the stupidest detective failures, just all the instances when a detective completely screwed a case... I'll pay u in toilet roll

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 Před 4 lety +74

      A TOILET ROLL damn you must be really rich those cost a fortune

    • @ashleethompson987
      @ashleethompson987 Před 4 lety +39

      Too rich for my blood

    • @rowan7040
      @rowan7040 Před 4 lety +21

      Holy shit yes they would have so much fun doing that

    • @tinan1142
      @tinan1142 Před 4 lety +12

      What’s your address? I just wanna talk 😂

    • @WhisperingMoon83
      @WhisperingMoon83 Před 4 lety +5

      Damn... high prices.

  • @ellya9292
    @ellya9292 Před 3 lety +25

    Fun fact: the Britannic was originally supposed to be called "Gigantic" but after the Titanic debacle White Star Line realized their hubris and decided for the humbler name Britannic.

  • @yudan19
    @yudan19 Před 3 lety +22

    I'm sure other people have realized this, but the intro noise in captions is "Sort of a *skwoooosh* and then perhaps a honk-like ringing ping? Yes, that."

  • @JennyLorenzo
    @JennyLorenzo Před 4 lety +7478

    You guys knocked this shit outta the park. It was a blast getting to spend time with y'all that day and to see it all come together... man. I was CACKLING. Excellent job, buds.

    • @bente1695
      @bente1695 Před 4 lety +67

      Jenny Lorenzo I really enjoyed your presence in the show! You’re hella funny!

    • @crystyIe
      @crystyIe Před 4 lety +38

      you were so funny!!!

    • @BruceWayne-us5pi
      @BruceWayne-us5pi Před 4 lety +17

      Can see how impatient jenny is and snappy at the beginning glad you seen how you were behaving and changed to chill. in the first min of the video. Thank you for changing that.

    • @12myea
      @12myea Před 4 lety +67

      Bruce Wayne dude wtf she was not snappy? she’s so funny I-

    • @xboxgamer3389
      @xboxgamer3389 Před 4 lety +14

      You were amazing

  • @kadinlightel8919
    @kadinlightel8919 Před 4 lety +1550

    Whoever is in charge of the graphics is fucking killing it, this is one of the most engaging visualizations I have ever seen with a video series like this one. Great job Watcher, love you guys!

    • @junikigai
      @junikigai Před 4 lety +96

      Shane was credited as the graphics artist at the end

    • @kadinlightel8919
      @kadinlightel8919 Před 4 lety +38

      @@junikigai I hadn't noticed that, thank you!

    • @IndianaJonas96
      @IndianaJonas96 Před 4 lety +23

      @@junikigai HOW is the dude SO. TALENTED??

  • @hannahludemann5820
    @hannahludemann5820 Před 2 lety +7

    “Imagine me floatin’” RIP Professor, he never got his lazy river ride 😔

  • @fayemay4343
    @fayemay4343 Před 3 lety +40

    I can’t breath when Shane cries “my jellybeans!”
    Like how much more precious can this man be❤️

  • @cluelessbluebird
    @cluelessbluebird Před 4 lety +5065

    Honestly, I wouldn’t me mad if the professor’s songs were on Spotify. Just sayin

    • @declanb3469
      @declanb3469 Před 4 lety +85

      ZoeTheUnicorn Queen Id stream the hell outta that.

    • @niiy2563
      @niiy2563 Před 4 lety +15

      Y.E.S.

    • @tarrierevenant7938
      @tarrierevenant7938 Před 4 lety +101

      Honestly, that diamond song from the last episode was the bomb

    • @morganmarsh1276
      @morganmarsh1276 Před 4 lety +21

      Same they're bops lmao

    • @maxkrill_
      @maxkrill_ Před 4 lety +19

      yessssss and the hot dagga songs too

  • @Lovelyclarii
    @Lovelyclarii Před 4 lety +2959

    They’re really dragging the release for the French dancing people. They're letting it sizzle if you know what I mean.

    • @FireGirlFashion
      @FireGirlFashion Před 4 lety +20

      Clari fucking seriously

    • @prash5203
      @prash5203 Před 4 lety +17

      Oof yes we need that already

    • @danielletibbs9066
      @danielletibbs9066 Před 4 lety +32

      @@FireGirlFashion I'm sure they may do it eventually. but they did say that these current videos were all pre recorded. so theyre probably making notes of what to do next!

    • @kerstengodfrey-carlson8062
      @kerstengodfrey-carlson8062 Před 4 lety +29

      pretty sure they're gonna end the season with it

    • @Lovelyclarii
      @Lovelyclarii Před 4 lety +6

      Kersten Godfrey yeah, it was in the trailer if you pause at the right moment.

  • @imnat5
    @imnat5 Před 10 měsíci +15

    back here because of the missing submarine. chop chop chop!

  • @andreagarcia4236
    @andreagarcia4236 Před rokem +13

    You know you are hispanic when you have "La Niña", "La Pinta" and "La Santa María" engraved in your brain.

  • @turtlewurtle4393
    @turtlewurtle4393 Před 4 lety +2332

    Literally No One:
    Not a Single Soul:
    Shane: *dresses his hand up like a singing propeller that blended people like a Vitamix machine*

    • @Jozhiah
      @Jozhiah Před 4 lety +18

      Omg I saw this at 2am and I’m laughing so hard at this

    • @brendanfoehr5086
      @brendanfoehr5086 Před 4 lety +15

      Factoid: All 30 of the victims of the Britannic sinking were men. All the nurses aboard survived the sinking.

  • @michi.antxgonistx
    @michi.antxgonistx Před 4 lety +3012

    I need Shane's songs in an album and Ryan's disappointed face as the cover art.

  • @Boba_tea23
    @Boba_tea23 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Shane, an album of these songs from Puppet History needs to happen. I will pay good money to have these songs in my possession.

  • @whovianhistorybuff
    @whovianhistorybuff Před 3 lety +18

    16:26 to be fair those boats were launched BEFORE Captain Bartlett had given the order to abandon ship, a very important part of safety at sea is that you don't abandon ship until the Commander of the ship gives the order to do so, otherwise something like that happens.

  • @comicsans2212
    @comicsans2212 Před 4 lety +1220

    The next Buzzfeed Unsolved: True Crime is going to be about who killed Ryan

    • @hayleyfloyd926
      @hayleyfloyd926 Před 4 lety +43

      All the theories are The professor

    • @RedRiot08
      @RedRiot08 Před 4 lety +10

      The propeller

    • @hayleyfloyd926
      @hayleyfloyd926 Před 4 lety +5

      I take that back, one of the theories is The professor, one is the propeller and the final theory (in honor of Ryan) Aliens.

    • @BK-ph8cq
      @BK-ph8cq Před 4 lety +3

      we all know it’s the professor

    • @RedRiot08
      @RedRiot08 Před 4 lety +3

      IN the end the case remains UNSOLVED

  • @fernando9260
    @fernando9260 Před 4 lety +893

    I feel like Ryan is having a serious case of Hot-Daga PTSD during these episodes, specially during the songs.

    • @NAfiqah99
      @NAfiqah99 Před 4 lety +5

      Ahh...so that's why his expression during the songs are so familiar.

    • @boogaloooooo2616
      @boogaloooooo2616 Před 4 lety

      Peter Pan what was the hotdaga?

    • @NAfiqah99
      @NAfiqah99 Před 4 lety

      @@boogaloooooo2616 indeed.

    • @dajazman6858
      @dajazman6858 Před 4 lety +2

      @@boogaloooooo2616 It was a bit that Shane did in the Buzzfeed unsolved postmortems, it has the same manic energy that Puppet History has lol

    • @boogaloooooo2616
      @boogaloooooo2616 Před 4 lety +1

      @@dajazman6858 ooh thank you!! ive been watching for a while but i never really knew what people were talking about lol

  • @jellomonster5211
    @jellomonster5211 Před 3 lety +41

    4:37 no one is talking about this part

  • @EirynKatherine
    @EirynKatherine Před 3 lety +28

    "Any ship she gets on is a death trap." Well, no. She was a stewardess of many ships that didn't have any issues. It feels like it's the other way round. If a ship's gonna sink, Violet will be on it. And you would think after the first sunk ship she'd learn to swim... she probably could reasonably demanded that from White Star.

  • @liv8095
    @liv8095 Před 4 lety +498

    "I STOLE THEM OFF A WOMAN WHO DIED ON THE TITANIC"
    "we can never go back..."
    "we can never go back"

  • @kdt35503
    @kdt35503 Před 4 lety +238

    Ryan: provides a fact
    Also Ryan: hair grows from the skull

  • @davidaikman1920
    @davidaikman1920 Před rokem +13

    To be fair, Captain Bartlett wasn't aware any boats were lowered when he tried to beach the ship. From what I understand, the sailors in charge panicked and started lowering the lifeboats without his permission. In the event of an emergency, the captain has to give the go-ahead and they simply did not wait for his instruction. Unfortunately, this cost thirty people their lives.

  • @ScreamingDucksShotMyMother
    @ScreamingDucksShotMyMother Před 3 lety +44

    I want my kids to watch Puppet History when they become school age.