I explain all 5 The Purge movies so my patrons don't purge me
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- čas přidán 9. 07. 2024
- Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire The Purge Movie Timeline so his patrons won't purge HIM. Hopefully they don’t make a The Purge 6.
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Written, Directed, and Performed By: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Edited By: Jordan Breeding, Bryan Slack, Caleb Gritsko
Intro Sequence Animation By: Pablo Hernan Blua, Sofia Mateos
Music By: Jordan Breeding, Brandon O’Neill
Script Consulting By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Logan Trent
Special Guest: Michael Swaim
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00:00 - Intro
02:37 - THE PURGE
25:50 - THE PURGE: ANARCHY
47:31 - THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR
1:08:05 - THE FIRST PURGE
1:30:24 - THE FOREVER PURGE
1:46:05 - So many flushes
#thepurge #movie #recap - Komedie
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Doc the names keep flickering
Hey Doc, I thoroughly enjoyed this. Please keep up the incredible work you and the team do.
I really wanted to be part of this but kept forgetting haha. Love the purge cameos!
I've never used Patreon but since I get paid a week today I'll stick £10 per month on you Dr Breeding! You brought Cracked back for a while and do some of the most entertaining long form content on the tubes! 😁
Plus you actually respond to comments, even channels with half your subs don't most of the time and you used to when operating Cracked which was so cool!
I'm going to start a Wiki article for Dave on the villain wikis, try and start a Dr Breeding cinematic universe 😝
I've been patiently waiting for the next Dr J Breeding 'movie' for two weeks, thank you and your crew for this video
Holy shit! I love the idea of a boss sneaking around on purge night jumping out and screaming your FIRED! Then running away. They need to make a purge spoof movie where is all little illegal crimes, like double parking and the driver evil laughing.
I’ll make it happen haha
I'd pay money to see that
Parking in the disabled lot 😅
Lying on your taxes and casual shoplifting lmao
A lot of early filing your taxes on purge day.
I love the concept of exploring the other 364 days of the year. I imagine two coworkers looking at each other with disdain as they slide their finger across their neck, because they can't hurt each other. Just a lot of tension until they get to purge each other's brains out and finally realize, they're in love.
Ooooooo now THAT'S a film idea
Purge: enemies to lovers 😭
i think the purge show's second season follows the aftermath
I love the contrast between the radio the day before the Purge and everyone talking about what they want to do during the Purge.
And in the credits the people on the radio talking about how they lost family members, or what they lost during the Purge
Cracked will one day be a deleted footnote on YOUR Wikipedia page sir
Haha I don't know about all that. I just thought it was a funny thing
Breeding will go back in time to destroy the cracked server to stop the future apocalypse his long form content causes in the future, it will however turn out the good Dr is infact the original founder, he then had to find and engineer the hiring of the entire cracked team from scratch himself, sneakily incept the ideas in to everyone...
He's done the work already, to prevent a sci-fi Sharknado related apocalypse... Poor Jordan!
@@zakbrown9256 This has already happened................>!>!!!!!!!!
Well I for one see this as an opportunity to redo the Saw video 😂 watch out for those Doritos on the floor.
@@Drjordanbreeding
I think it's BS that they scrubbed your name.
"He's roomates with Chekhov in there 😉" 🤣🤣🤣❤
It's true!
The irony of getting 3 Arby's commercials during this video... guess they're going with the "no such thing as bad publicity" route.
Wait really? That's amazing haha
“Arby’s! We have the…” No, Kincaid, not now!
My Purge night would be sleeping in my bed with my legs fully extended like a normal human, without retribution
from my dogs.
Oooooh new idea for a fun question to ask your friends, what non murder law are you gonna use your purge night to break
I would download movies, music, and software.
I'd probably have to shoplift some external hdds, too.
@@superpaul79 yes all those things we DON'T do every other day of the year. Good answer 👀👀
@@sweypheonixI'd eat out and not pay 😅, worse yet, NOT TIP! 😂😂😂
@@BaDazai I can see your future, 12 angry servers didn't get the memo about no murder Purge Day and band together to take out that one dude who refuses to tip lol
This reminds me of the college humour skits where they'd pedantically question all the specifics of the purge
Which is why I love Breeding's content. He's like old school Cracked when O'Brian was pumping out so much great content!
Blessed be our new Breeding fathers, it's finally here!
A Nation Rebred!
Isn't breeding someone a thing that can only happen once? Unless we're talking religiously
@@librarianseth5572 I mean... many people have siblings haha
@@Drjordanbreeding Depending on definition... I read this as "bred=conceived"
You're not a Sex Robot
54:25 “Golllden brown“ “PUSSAY!!” is when i died. You have purged me
Yesssssss
I love how the Purge explores the fascinating concept of "what if once a year everyone acted like Jessie Eisenberg's Lex Luthor and you somehow found yourself totally unprepared?"
Ha well that's why they only have three "real" Purge movies. The first purge is a brand new baby one and the forever purge is nonsense. Even in the third movie they had to introduce a new rule.
@@Drjordanbreeding I actually received a response from Dr Jordan Breeding? Much like the entire cast of every single Purge film for no clear reason, I am unprepared
@@normalgraham Haha you're welcome?
@normalgraham Oh I got a real response from Dr. Breeding a few years back, and I felt like Ed McMahon had shown up at my door to say I won the publishers clearing house prize! Like I was totally unprepared and surprised and so excited!!
I really love this channel.
And I really love anyone like me with so many kids they are also like, "Please help me feed my kids!" 😂😂😂
@@Klm49 Oh man then you're not going to believe this...
You know, Dr Jordan Breeding turned into a horror/thriller channel so gradually I didn't even notice.
And I'm here for it
Haha not exclusively! Next is Twilight!
@@Drjordanbreeding still have my fingers crossed for a musical!
@@Drjordanbreeding Like they said, horror
@@Drjordanbreeding That's definitely still horror to me.
@@Drjordanbreeding
The most horrifying series yet!
The diversity of your references is really a high wire act lol. But if I'm your audience you nailed it.
Hell yeah. Glad to hear it!
@@Drjordanbreeding It was the one second of sonic drowning music that sealed it.
Those are EXACTLY the kind of questions i want to hear in this video
Amen
The opening animated intro and the music are so good
Hey thanks!
so so so good
1:05
Thanks so much for letting me be a part of this!
I'm a huge fan of your channel
Absolutely! Thanks for being a part of it!
I hope you survive the purge to find out Darth Vader is your uncle's cousin's mother's father's college roommate
That is EXACTLY what happens
@@Drjordanbreeding 🤣🤣
And what does that make us?
And they’re all having sex
@@MrBynwah "how many assholes are on this ship?"
Lena Headey is an actor that actually looks completely different depending on her styling. It’s pretty amazing.
That's very true!
Yiss! She kills it in Dredd 3D or whatever you want to call it
@@emmywestwood ack! I saw the preview and thought you were referencing something called “Dredd 3” and I was like wait-what?!? I love Dredd. She is so good in it, yup
Breeders, rise up! The good doctor has blessed us yet again!
Many breeded blessings upon you
hallelujah
Only one Jordan I care about and it ain’t mike
Cracked's content has gone back downhill since you left. THIS is the content I was here for, so glad I found your channel.
Welcome aboard!
I love your long video's. I weirdly run them in the background of my life so i love when i find content like this. Also, your production value is insane! The animation, quality of video, props, sound etc just blows my mind.
That's not weird to me at all! And that's so cool to hear! We're really just bootstrapping it on our end, but I like finding clever ways to make it feel like we've got a bigger budget than we actually do.
Have to work late = sad
Have to work late when a new Breeding video releases = less sad
Hope it helps!
@@Drjordanbreeding always! Keep up the good work Doc!
YES! Another hour+ “every freaking…” video! I’m so excited to watch this. Dr. Breeding you are hilarious.
My excitement is immeasurable and this had made my day!
Hope you enjoy it!
The whiplash of Movie #2 saying "real change can only occur when rich people are shot and killed" and Movie #3 saying "your vote could make the difference!" is a hell of a thing
Yeah they don’t know what they want
It's like they chickened out after the 2nd movie. Or someone in their marketing department said "Tone it down, we'll get restricted by the FCC and other agencies if we actually show a revolution on film."
one thing i enjoyed that you didn’t mention was in the axe swinging tripwire scene, they timed the swing to quickly run through it, rather than just. ducking under it. cause it literally only came up to like their waist. i just thought that was really funny
The Purge leader looks like Patrick Bateman with his facial mask still on
Truth
The "My anus is bleeding" always kills me lol No other creator on here makes me laugh as much as you do, keep it up Jordan!
Heck yeah thanks for watching!
"Partially killed" has been officially added to my vocabulary
Haha perfect
Every freaking upload is a BANGER
Haha happy to hear it!
Alaska and Florida would become super popular because you could just run to Canada or Cuba. Also, Alaska's just so empty you could run out into the wilderness and not be found until next Purge
That's the plot of the fifth (kinda) haha
Hon, a bunch of states border Canada.
Damn the fact you don’t have more subs is honestly crazy like the amount of effort and quality in this video deserves a lot more
We’ll get there! We are only a little over a year old at this point. Gotta fake it til you make it.
never seen you before, 15min in and all the cutaway gags are a fucking fever dream
AND I LOVE IT
Hell yeah! Welcome! Glad you “get” it!
Wooo I’ve been waiting to use my class 4 or lower but also higher weapons for a while
Oh man you're in luck!
As your resident dart store owner, Narwahl is a classic choice!
Haha I'll take your word on that! This is just Dave's mom's basement.
This is the first video of yours I’ve seen. Wow. Y’all’ve unlocked a core memory with those deep cut film references. A few seconds and now I remember watching Smart House at least once a week in 2000.
Haha well I’m glad you’re giving it a shot! Some people find these videos too insane
@@Drjordanbreeding This kind of energy is right down my alley! I’m glad to have found your channel.
@@AbigailMaureenVI I'm glad you have too!
You have no idea how much I needed this !!!!! Thank you 🎉🎉🎉
Happy to help!
46:17 I like how when you referenced Virginia you pointed behind you.
That’s where we live haha
The slow evolution of the good Doctor's mustache is mesmerizing. That man keeps a beautiful and clean shave.
Video was good too I guess.
I'm actually not at all clean shaved in this one haha
I can not believe Cracked did that! You literally brought the channel back to life with the defibrillator of really f*cking funny single handedly. You don’t seem the type to leave in a rage or not give them 2 weeks. The only channel I’ve seethed & boycotted TWICE.
I hope my Jordan playlist is still available 🙏📿
Update: there are 74 videos still on said playlist, so that’s something I guess.
It's possible somebody else did it! The timing was just goofy haha
I live for your videos Doctor! Thanks for giving me a chance to relate to your family and work life as well.
Glad you like them!
Ive never seen any of these movies... Im glad to have seen this first!!!
Keep up with these nuggets of gold!!
Haha I hope you enjoy it!
Genuine joy when one of your videos drops, especially before the weekend, now I can plan in a nice little sit down to watch the whole thing while I'm off and I can't think of anything I'd rather be doing with the time!
Enjoy!
Your editing is top notch, everything that's cut in fits so well and is so funny. Can't wait for your channel to keep blowing up! Thanks for the laughs
This is great!
I haven't had a chance to watch this series yet, so this will be the first time I see any of these.
You're the best, Jordan!
Oh man this is a weird way to experience it haha
@@Drjordanbreeding I suppose it is, but then this series is pretty weird to begin with.
This is the first time I've caught a release this early, so I must watch!
@@Drjordanbreeding BTW, it was good to see that Mykelti Williamson picked the right side in The Purge: Election Year.
When he was in The Final Destination, he got plowed over with an ambulance.
This time. Little Death did that, but not to him.
Too bad he gets shot by the creepy priest. Maybe he needs a new agent...
Almost every movie franchise ive ever heard him break down is a franchise ive never watched 😂.. its actually pretty cool watching movies this way.
I'm watching this while pulling an all nighter and I am literally so out of it that at this point I think David is more of a concept than a person, it's a symbol, a statement. Am I David? Are you David? Are we David?
Yes
This video is all of my intrusive thoughts compiled together
You’re welcome? Haha
IS IT ETHAN HAWK??? OR.....is it SUGAR RAY? when this life Has passed me by...I sit around and wonder why, you always were there for me...
Was waiting for this one! Time to turn into a blanket burrito and kick back.
Haha enjoy!
Arby's delivery is the most terrifying thing about this world.
Thank goodness it’s suspended during the purge
Missed a letterKenny "do they even have running water down there?"
Oh yay! You went with the front door one! Love it! I actually weirdly love these movies but I always wondered why people would go to murder, why not like steal stuff or something
Purge is in March… fill out & e-file your taxes so you get a humongous refund
I love these videos so much! The concussion one was so well done too. You’re absolutely killing it.
Thank you!
Dude I love your videos man I just said that you uploading a video litterally made my day off worth it. Plz keep making more.
Hey that's great! And more on the way!
TIME SPLITTERS 2! YES!
My best friend and I 100%'d that game. We got gold trophies in every single challenge and bonus thing. We were obsessed.
We tried to play again years later, but we couldn't even beat the 1st level on normal difficulty. The 14 year old versions of us were very disappointed.
It rules
@@Drjordanbreeding
You ever play those challenges? The gingerbread men???
@@Richard_Nickerson Every single freaking one!
@@Drjordanbreeding
Hell yeah! Did you have a favorite soundtrack you'd always change it to? My friend and I almost exclusively listened to the Chicago track, regardless of level.
@@Richard_Nickerson I didn't even realize you could do that!
Only seen The Purge, Anarchy and Election year but great video as always. I got stitches from laughing 🤣🤣🤣🐾💜👋👍
Glad you enjoyed it!
@@Drjordanbreeding I enjoy the way you talk about things. It's much better than watching a boring review and dull reactions 😊🐾💜👋👍
@@mychunkyjordi7585 That's my main goal!
I don’t know why you lookin up at me, the plays down there! 😂😂 LOVE that video
One of the best!
Dammit! Ya’ll just keep getting better and better! Keep. It. Up. I will forever look forward to anything on your channel. My husband doesn’t have the ability to watch these at length, but enjoys my bursts of laughter and bits of recap that he mostly doesn’t get … but gets. You rock!
I’m so glad to hear that! Thank you!
Jordan asking all of the right purge questions
The BEST questions
NO ARBY'S DELIVERY!!!? But I love Arby's..."Sniff," damn you purge.
Also, that Hbomberguy reference was ironically funny as I just finished watching that 4-hour long video, haha.
Haha glad you liked it!
Yo, look at that intro! Production value seems to be going up and I couldn’t be happier.
Glad you like it!
"I've changed my laser from stun, to come".... yeah... that one got me.
Haha yesssss
once again you killed it bro
Thanks so much!
Jordan's ultimate challenge one day will be to make an hour-long video fully explaining a movie or series, without using his own voice at all, purely his vast stockpile of meme clips edited together in various ways.
Or, conversely, use ZERO cutaways and ONLY my voice!
@@Drjordanbreeding don’t be ridiculous, is that even possible? Can humans talk for that long?
@@shadyguy23 Apparently!
Not only did I forget there was a 5th movie, but I forgot I turned it off halfway through and never finished it. Good to know I didn't miss out on anything
Ha yeah it wasn’t the best
Glad I could contribute with this one! Cool to see myself in a video. Gonna be rad to tell people I was in the Breeder army when you strike it big. Excellent work as always Dr. Breeding
Hell yeah thanks for sending something!
I was so sad that there were no more Jordan videos on Cracked. So happy I found this. His replacements are pretty crap.
Glad to have you over here!
I HAVE LONGED FOR THIS THANK YOU DOCTOR
I hope it’s fun!
Omg! Yasssssss! Dr. Jordan has blessed us again with another banger. Thank you good sir 🙌
You're welcome!
Dr jorden breeding, actor John Wilkes Booth look alike, here is yet another artistic masterpiece, and it is appreciated! As always, do more, because we need you. Thank you for the use of ‘ the meaning of life’ ploof!
Wow, thank you!
Dave versus Jordan for next years WRESTLEMANIA!!
Haha MAKE IT HAPPEN
Ohhhhhh yeaaaaaah!
You know those people who send one thought in multiple texts? That’s me, and I’m going to randomly comment while watching. Feel free to skip when you see my face.
Same here! I type really fast though so sometimes I'll send piles of messages in the time it takes someone to respond to 5 messages ago, but the other person will keep adding bits in so I end up having to read paragraphs of information just to get a response to a sentence I forgot why I typed out 10 thoughts ago! 🤣
I would never
I though this was gonna be a coment about wanting to putge people who send group texts or hit "reply all" in email.😅
I also do this.
Sometimes I forget and do it in the comment sections as well.
Love your videos my guy!
Glad you like them!
You know, I actually loved reading cracked articles back in high school. I think the revolution of “apps” caused a huge spike in profits and they were paying people well.
I loved them then too!
I see you learned from your Indiana Jones video and wrote in the script “open: sitting on floor”
Haha exactly
I love how so many of my favorite youtubers reference WKUK
They're objectively the best
It would appear I was re-added to the Wiki page yesterday haha. Y'all are the best.
Absolutely excellent timing Doc. Heading to practice in a few minutes. And needed something to listen to.
Awesome!
is that your basement? you need to get a better plumber. A real half ass PEX job. Unless you did it yourself.... then.... congrats... you're great.
It’s Dave’s mom’s basement haha
I love seeing you and Swaim work together.
i didnt know there was a whole channel for these. I loved these videos
Technically these are a bit different, but it’s still me talking about movies so hopefully you like it!
@@Drjordanbreeding no no I thought resident evil was last . This is great . Thank you
I’m so glad you got Michael to guest appear in your video. I used to watch so many hours of his stuff. Noob vs L33t, after hours and his early stuff where he was a weird cyber guy in an 80’s mall(I can’t remember the name of those videos. Jordan you’ve done such a great job on cracked and beyond. You seamlessly slipped in after the other people that I didn’t even know about the takeover until I watched your season 1 review. Good job. Keep it up!
Thanks so much for saying that! It’s extremely kind. I’m just trying to create the best work I can!
We need to get Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen to do a Men at Work spin-off where they're corpse truck drivers working the Day After The Purge.
This is absolutely true
It's Purgin' Time!
Many are saying this
Woo new release babeey lets go! Love your vids sir.
More to come!
Another great video! Keep up the good work
Thanks! Will do!
Ow my knees hurt watching you
I'm super strong tho
@Drjordanbreeding Fineee I'll subscribe you sold me
I had an arby's meal yesterday and I was partially killed on the toilet.
Oh god!
Thank you sir. Really love these
Glad you like them!
I really should have sent you my purge video. 😂 This was a great recap. Thanks, Dr. JB!
Next time!
@@Drjordanbreeding oh you _know_ there will be at least another 5 Purge movies. I can wait!
New Breading video lets goooo!
WOOOOO
YAARRSSSSS the doctor making life worth living
I should have made that warning clearer!
@@Drjordanbreeding not at all I really appreciate it as warnings in general are few and far between in all types of media
Ngl the crip whistle joke had me crying 😭😂
Ha glad to hear it!
Got an election ad right after Michael Swain urging to go out and vote
Hell yeah haha
Swaim!
Michael!
How is Dr.Breeding going to utilise his hilarious catch-word "ROUGH!" haha
Bro. Your editing and animation. Your channel is looking so amazing . Big ❤. Keep up the beautiful work .
Thank you so much!
simba saying "all the way up there" to the candelstick being removed XD killed me.
Haha there's a whole fan fiction BEGGING to be written
Special Guest Michael Swaim!?
Now I'm even more excited
It’s a fun little moment!
The one scene I remember from one of these, didn't remember which because I've never actual watched them, was some crazy teenage girls who purge their parents before going after the main characters. And my first thought was "what's your game plan for after the Purge? You purge your parents over something petty, and then what, you end up in foster care or something?"
That’s a good point haha