I explain the Doom (2005) movie to purify Mars
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- čas přidán 27. 07. 2024
- Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire Doom (2005) Movie with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson while also being on Mars, I guess. This is the third of four one-off, live action, video-game adaptation films he's covering!
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00:00 - Intro
00:35 - DOOM!
26:45 - My jacket sucks
#doom #videogame #therock - Komedie
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Being able to add to your suffering is worth every penny!
Ha good!@@lyledal
Might wanna go careful how you work things... at 6:34
That's how the movie words it@@ObedientWitch
Great one-off video.
BTW- It's pronounced, RahZAmond Pike.
You know it was a different time for movies when The Rock had hair
It was practically a different planet in a different century at that point😭
I recently watched The Rundown recently and had the same thought
That is actually a great point haha
Majorly underrated, The Rundown.
@@Drjordanbreedinghey doc, I wholeheartedly believe it is The Rock's best movie. Dude peaked with his hair
"Listen, we have an elite fighting force here, inspired by the team in Predator, and Aliens! We've got, new guy, guy with tortured past, really tough black guy, really smooth black guy, Asian, disturbingly religious dude, clearly a sex offender....and the Rock. We might not all make it, but I'll be damned our trope isn't used again."
It’s a tale as old as time
@@Drjordanbreedingthanks for making me hear that in the Angela Lansbury voice...
Joke's on you, I'm watching this one-off and that God-Emperor joke was for me
Huzzah!!
"We gotta fight space demons on Mars"
"Son of a bitch, Mars killed my parents"
*open weeping*
"You know what's funny? Sex tourism."
The pause after that was hilarious. Really gave Dave a chance to explain himself there lol.
I honestly hadn’t connected what he was saying haha
A 10:55 10:55
Sometimes I really just pray for Dave
He needs it!@@jbear3478
Back when Dwayne Johnson was willing to play a villain who gets killed by the hero.
In fact, Dwayne Johnson turning out to be the villain was kind of clever and could have been great if the script had been good. They did a pretty good job of making you think he was the Doomguy.
The good old days
This is turning into a loose version of “everything wrong with” without the annoying dinging noise and im all for it
Just with increasingly annoying cuts instead.
It just is what it is
Huzzah!
One of the few movies made in the 21st century where The Rock isn't playing The Rock, in a jungle.
This time... he's The Rock... IN SPACE!
Unironically, this is one of my favourite movies, it's the one where Aomer has a gun and fights The Rock at the end.
Talking of the end, the gun is clearly shooting the credited names!
Oh shoot you’re right haha
@@Richard_Nickerson this englishman is genuinely shocked and appalled he made that mistake lol
6:38
"Wait, Taiwan is different than Thailand."
- Me, a Thai kid, in 3rd grade, trying to correct my teacher who is insisting that Taiwan is Thailand.
Haha I KNOW THEYRE DIFFERENT!
Omg I can't even comprehend the level of frustration you must have felt
I mean... we all know Taiwan isn't real. All signs pointing to this mythical "Taiwan" are clearly labelled "Taipei"
@@Drjordanbreeding "Eh, they probably taste the same!"
@@NimhLabs
Oh crap, you're right.
Guess it's re-education camp time for me, then!
No one made Dave rent this. He did it voluntarily.
HE BETRAYED ME
@@Drjordanbreeding How much longer will he keep getting away with this!?
As long as I can pay him, probably haha@@Hirogawa
@@DrjordanbreedingI thought we voted to stop paying Dave at the last staff meeting
@@Drjordanbreeding the solution is clear. Cook and eat Dave.
Lmao that Teen Girl Squad reference hit me with such a wave of nostalgia i literally teared up 😂😂
Awwww those were good days
@Drjordanbreeding They really were, Doc...they really were 🥲
There was a new HR toon just a couple days ago. I’m watching with my 10 year old now 😂
I like how "Level 5 problem" just means, "dudes with guns" and there's not a "nuke the portal and do not come back" when their research is like... demon... research?
Yeah the response makes no sense
Nuking the portal is at least level 8.
@tacobees 🤣🤣🤣 So True!! The response should have been:
Let's take off and nuke the site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.*
I also love the advanced future tech civilizations that always send in human beings instead of, ya know, androids or robots or something that cannot be corrupted biologically or psychologically!!
*Warning: I am approximating this epic quote from sleepy memory at 2am somewhere between NYC and CT.
@@Klm49 🤣
That God Emporer joke was for me, but I already knew I was nobody. 😊
Oh no!
It's wild this is still the best Doom movie, it seems like one of the easier games to make into a movie especially since demons aren't humans so you could get away with sawing them in half.
Also I appreciate the dune jokes 😂 great video as always!
Ha thanks!
Halfway through this I stopped and rewatched Demolition Man. It's necessary for me whenever I am reminded that Demolition Man exists.
Rip and tear... Dave's Mom.
(Again, Dave I'm sorry)
Oh no haha
Tbf, the fps scene might be one of the best video game movie representations ever
You should tackle obscure niche series that ended with a Movie like; Dead Like Me, Firefly/Serenity or even Entourage if you want to suffer.
That’s a good idea!
Fun fact I will always love: Dr Jeffrey “I’m a tool/it’s like a baguette” Steadman’s actor, Matt Winston, is the son of Stan Winston, special effects icon
The one-second Danny "Bam" clip gets me every time.
Did you really have to remind us this film is nearly 20 years old 😂😂
Great work as always Dear Doctor!
We are almost dead
You guys didn't mention,
1. Winnie the poohing it
2. Donald Ducking it.
Thank you for your time 🤣
love the use teen girl squad theme
Hell yeah!
Any Tv/movie/streaming media for Doom kind of requires having Commander Keen being supplied in some form in order to explain important back story material. Doom Guy's father is Billy Blaze (AKA Commander Keen)--the person who first landed on Mars. Well, the NatSocs from Wolfenstien also did show up on Mars... but NatSocs aren't actually people. Oh right, the protag from Wolfenstien is Billy Blaze's Grandfather
Though... all the aliens no longer being on Mars at all, kind of indications Billy Blaze _might_ have done a Geno4Smash on the inhabitants. Like... it wasn't dead when Billy Blaze landed on Mars--and found out that the landing of the Viking 2 probe was taken as a declaration of war on the Earth
I get so psyched when I see another one of these. Thank you for making them they make my day a little better.
That’s so great to hear!
I need to stop watching these on the bus I end up snorting like a more crazy person than I am 😊
Haha amazing
*Crazy person on the bus* is a good cover to avoid hassles. Not "I'm a danger to people" level nuts but unpredictability is a deterrent for most.
Not only am i watching this, I've watched it several time and EVERY TIME I laugh at "Lady arms are falling off at unchivalrous rates!"
Haha it’s a true thing!
Ok glad to know I'm not the only one with a ridiculous sense of humor!!! Because I thought that was crazy funny as well 😂😂
I've never heard of this movie, but +1 billion points for the Teen Girl Squad reference
That was all Caleb haha
I very much love the Windows setup with the icons for several video game movies, including Silent Hill - which I definitely haven't seen yet, but I'm not sure if I just missed it or if you are just foreshadowing.
Nope that's next week!
22:05 Ahhhhhhhhh, THANK YOU so much for the Inside Job reference!! God i love that show so much, so angry it was canceled when Netflix allows so much garbage to keep going! And like your vids, Inside Job is a show that greatly rewards repeat viewings!! Love your channel Dr. Jordan!!
No problem!
I’m really here for the Arby’s roast. Fkn love the Arby’s Easter eggs in all your videos Doc
I'm so glad! haha
I won't lie, this is a guilty pleasure movie of the highest order!
An embarrassment of riches! Thank you, Chief Martian Surgeon DJB!
Ha you’re welcome!
Why are you so down on yourself all the time, J Dizzle? You're killing it with every upload, even these shorter ones! We love you! And Dave, too, I guess.
Ha well thank you. The shorts are definitely doing worse overall, but they’re definitely a fun experiment
@@Drjordanbreeding man, isn't that wild? 10 years ago you wouldn't get 1000 views on a video if it was longer than 20 or 30 minutes, and now those videos get walloped by 2-3 hour long pieces. How the times have changed.
@@Drjordanbreeding I'm sure they'll pick up, I really enjoy them!
While you're travelling through movies involving Mars, can you please do a recap of Ghosts Of Mars. So many people have forgotten about that movie and it's one of my favorite cult classics to watch lmao
Bless the Patrons, this one was gold.
Might just have to skipp the rest of my class to watch this rn
That’s the smart thing to do!
That's the worst option haha@@KealstYT
Oh thank goodness. I was worried Mars wasn't getting enough Patreon Support and needed A good Breeders touch
You and me both!
I just realized that youre doing all the videos in the folder lol! I love you content!
Haha yeah I'm not THAT sneaky
6:59
I am actually both watching AND enjoying these one offs, Jordan.
PROVE IT
Shit, looks like I gotta go create a patreon account now
Haha well I mean YOU said it...@@andrewnash5813
@@Drjordanbreedingmaybe patreon next month, but for now I've got 7 YT capable devices and a VPN. Don't think I won't show you!!
Finally! I have been waiting here since your last video 😂😂❤❤
Haha it wasn’t that long ago!
@@Drjordanbreeding but to me any moment without your voice in my headphones feels like an eternity! 😊🤣❤️
Hour long explained for season one of the walking dead. The shane and tdog jokes alone id die for
Lunch break sized Breeding. Perfect.
We agree!
PUT IT IN ME!!!!!
I love this movie and I’ll die on this hill. Thank you oh Great Breeding.
And Dave.
Ha that’s a sad hill
@@Drjordanbreeding it’s more of a really really bad mole hill. But there are two other DOOM movies that make this one look like Citizen Kane.
This video saved me. I had recently considered revisiting this movie to see if it was better on a rewatch. Based on this, it is not and I am saved a very depressing 90mins. Thanks, Doc!
Ha you're welcome
Damn that last joke slapped 😂 i wasn't ready
Yeah... it's sad
Me, doctor. That god-emperor joke was for me, along with the ninth Arby's riff, which you must have felt compelled to include due to someone pointing out you've gone too easy on them lately. Thank you.
Haha you’re quite welcome
Digging the gritty 90's video game film series. Gonna be a good compilation to study to.
I’ll make a playlist when it’s done!
Rent? My family paid to own this DVD and we treasured it. We watched it dozens of times together.
Oh no…
"Babe, wake up, my definitely legitimately licensed doctor has prescribed me a new video!"
HURRY
THE OOOOOOLD hole
You and your crew are amazing. I DEFINITELY click the freshies when they show and often play the full series cutdowns in lieu of the films now. LOVE your work.
Thanks for all the cinematic cynical sunshine! Keep it up!!
Thanks so much!
Loved this!!!! Every single time you upload my day is made let alone on my bday! Thank you and i appreciate all of your hard work you pour into these.
Happy birthday!!!
@@Drjordanbreeding Much appreciated! Thank you!
Bro, ya'll be KILLING me with the jokes, got me dying 7 minutes into this one! 😂🤣
Awesome! Glad you’re enjoying it
Whooper, whooper, whooper, whooper.
This is a fun-dumb movie, I pretty much watch it whenever it pops up on one of my streaming services, hard Doom 3 vibes. The ear tear scene makes me cringe everytime, something about the uncontrollable self mutilation. Rosamund Pike and Karl Urban are both great. Great work Jordan!
Thanks so much!
"Your references are out of control and everyone knows that."
-Jonah Hill, This is the End
I really enjoyed that movie haha
@Drjordanbreeding
It's obvious your team puts their whole weight into production of these videos. Too, too good.
@@HeyCupertinoyeah I mean it’s really just myself and a handful of buddies I contract as I’m able! It’s amazing what we can pull together.
@Drjordanbreeding
You do the darn thing. Thank you for the high-quality laffs.
I'm doomed to spend the next 26 minutes and 55 seconds being bred
Yessssss gooooooooood
The ONLY positive about my new work schedule is I am now available when your videos are released.
Oh awesome!
5 mi s in and I love this so much. I'm not going to rewind. Instead I will watch to the end and watch It again.
Ha is this your first time watching my insane channel?
Pretty sure this movie lived on FX or a similar channel doing a repeat every day for a few months straight. I only ever caught it in snippets and now I see that was to my benefit lol
Yeah it's pretty rough haha
Sir, the teen girl squad reference had me on the floor. Snaps. Snaps for that.
Glad you liked it haha. That was all Caleb
As a society, we owe Rosamund Pike an apology.
Haha HER ACCENT WAS BAD
I am so sorry to inform you Doctor , but the Puppet Master franchise exists. I will totally understand if you find it to daunting.
NO
So if I'm understanding the metaphor of the movie correctly, only bad people die in outbreaks, and good people get super powers. Well I gave some money to a homeless dude that one time, so time to lick some doorknobs! Thanks Dr. Breeding!
No EVERYBODY gets super powers, but the bad ones become ugly haha
Great movie explaining! I enjoy Dave and your work.
Much appreciated!
I love these one shot ones, they're so fun and I like the backgrounds y'all have made!
Thanks so much! One more left next week!
Was this the 'Shirtcocking' episode? A week since I saw it and I'm still randomly cracking up at 'shirtcocking' all day
Yeah it was haha
Three videos in and I just now realizing that this may be somekind of thematic month. The theme being videogames from the 90s turned into movies
More broadly just video game movies in general for February!
Don't forget they made a second Doom movie completely unrelated to the games
Yeah!
Loved the Ryan George clip. The problem with it though, is that it has made me want a collab with Jordan as Script Writer guy and Ryan as Producer Guy.
Man I would freaking love to do that
And somehow this is still the better one of the Doom movies.
When deciding which videos to watch from those recently uploaded by the channels I subscribe to, I usually try to use yours as Monica's 7 . . .That sounded better in my head.
I have no idea what that means haha
@@Drjordanbreeding That's probably for the best. It was wrong of me. Very, very wrong.
Always a great day when the good doctor is here! These one shots are actually beautiful. Time for the DOOM sequel movie?
Maybe someday!
Goooooooooooooood@@Drjordanbreeding
Loving the new short formats between the b9g franchises.
Awesome! There’s one more shorty before several big ones, but then we’ll try shorties again in the summer!
Dr Jordan Breeding, yes please. My favorite games - The Game Master: Isle of gaze, and Doom-N
Dammit, DJB, I actually saw this movie in the theater because I'm a huge Dwayne Johnson fan and I think Karl Urban's pretty great as well. I thought the movie was... we'll say entertaining, but lacking. Glad you're here to tell everyone else! Pixel on, Doc. (Also, regarding Mac: Japanese people don't have middle names, but the guy playing him wasn't Japanese, so I guess it's okay?)
Huh well... there you go
Shooting off so many Karl accolades ya missed out on him being the future Johnny cage!
I get so happy when I see homestarrunner references
It was the best of times!
Time to do the grittiest of video game movies... Detective Pikachu
Ooooooooo
Karl Urban is from New Zealand btw...
I know, I know
Another awesome video Jordan !
Glad you enjoyed!
As a German, Berlin is the *last* City over here that I could identify with.
Well that’s where I film, exclusively
Porky Pigging or Winne the Pooh'ing are the preferred terms...pretty much any Warner Bros characters name and that's a separate weird conversation but not "Shirt Cocking"
No that’s what normal people say haha
This was legit one of my favorite movies as a kid. I literally fell asleep watching it over and over
Oh no
@@Drjordanbreeding now I call fall asleep listing to you talk ABOUT the movie over and over. Crazy how things come full circle
Everybody knows what shirt cocking is, however its known by a different name in most places. The normies call it, "Pooh bearing it"
Donald Ducking it.
The 5 minutes I remember of this movie was really cool. Time to find out why I forgot about the remaining 108 minutes
Oh no
starting to think this channel is so Jordan can talk about all his funny fetishes.
Ps: Also havent seen a WKUK clip in a while, getting worried guys
pss: it just played the glory hole clip as i pressed save
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm still shocked you don't have like 4-40x the subs.
The weird way I do it takes extra time, I think
@@Drjordanbreeding as a wise witch once said "being normal is vastly overrated". Either way you deserve more attention!
Appreciate the reply : )
@@wugglesx Appreciate the comment!
In a video about a movie starring The Rock, when the memetage (meme montage, obvs) sets us up with "Heeeere's ..." then follows with "Mucus" instead of "JOHN CENA"! Missed opportunity? Confounding of (probably only my) expectations? You decide!
Another fun one off though, and who doesn't like to be reminded of how weird the Dune series went. Would love DVs take on God Emperor ... Seeing Leto II Atreides would be, um, something, definitely!
Man I hope they adapt the whole Frank series
@@Drjordanbreeding I would be so onboard for that!
Once again the doc is breeding me with quality content 😎
Always haha
I love how there’s always an Arby’s bit 😅
Not allllllwaaaayyyyyssssss
She's definitely a real doctor. Even if it's an English doctorate. It takes hard work!
Ha I spose
Damn i just tried to scroll this video like it was a short.
And i was in landscape mode too
It's a pretty long short, sorryyyyyy
The taste the same joke lol
I paid real American dollars to see this in the theater
Woof
omg i never put butcher and bones together... that is awesome
Karl's in everything
"Hereeeee's Mucus!" "BANG!" 😂
SUCK IT MUCUS
"That's cuz it's full of demons ,baby" 😂😂😂
It's true