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I can't believe Jordan pooping in Dave's sock drawer is now canon.

Never noticed that Joe Biden was about to say "Corn Pop was a bad BOY!" before he switched to saying, "bad DUDE!"

This has to be the funniest shit I have ever seen 🫡🫡😅😅

You should do every puppet master movie. When i was younger me and my dad watched them all. They're awful but a really fun time.

I just realized she was shameless before she ever stared in Shameless 🤣

🎵 Oh...

I love this movie unironically.

Damn, Jordan! At the 7 minute marker, you kind of just set up the entire guiding mentality for the military industrial complex. (As seen on the news today, and also most other days.) Although, the one additive thought I can offer is that maybe creating new insurgents is great for the war biz? Anywho, just one more unrelated thought... that green is doing great things for your eyes, my dude.

This channel deserves so many more subscribers! Only recently discovered you and I love your energy. Thank you for being you 🙌🏽

I swear these get better an better. 😂😂😂

People are sleeping on this video, definitely should have had more views than this!

I've never seen this movie before, so this was a wild ride (pun intended).

you rock

Words cannot explain how much I love this movie. There's no movie that looks like it, sounds like it, and has action like it. Its a perfect lightning in a bottle situation and I'm so glad it's getting more recognition it deserved back in '08

I have to watch the first 2 minutes of every video so I can catch 1) my name as a Super Producer (yeah, baby, yeah) and 2) the actual video. ❤

To react to all the comments about the *jarring cutes,* which I love; you need to examine a really high impact, fast paced movie, and your video about it should be an extremely long, monotoned, no jokes, for a solid 10 min.

oh boy, have fun i will pass this time, as i really want to watch speed racer before ich watch this, but i will come back afterwards

EDITOR NEVER STOP WITH THE JUMP CUTS PLEASE ITS HILARIOUS EVERY TIME

I just wonder why they had to fight the nonja at all... they have a chimpanzee hopped up on sugar just ready to bite someone's face off.

You're not begging for free money. You use that money to provide joy to us all! Also, is there anyway to watch the long videos you did for cracked that would still benefit you. I enjoy rewatching them sometimes, but I'd rather do it in a way that gives you the views.

Looking back, I do realize you referred to John Goodman's character as "drunken Mario", but my Dune-addled brain heard "Duncan Mario" and now I just really want that instead.

The only thing I remember from this movie is the finger munching piranhas, mainly because there had to have been at least a dozen other ways to plug that hole. And also piranhas aren't that frenzied unless they're starving, so that jerk must have been starving them! >:o

Dammit, DJB, this might be the only movie you've explained that I could see myself watching. If I were bored. And there was nothing else to watch. And I was sick and borderline delirious. Still, much better than most of the stuff you explain! Also, most of the names and crap were changed in the 1960s anime for Western audiences, so his name wasn't actually "Speed Racer," but "Gou Mifune" (hence the bigass M). Though the kid and the monkey were still super annoying. Qapla!

Bro I love your content and I love this badass movie. So this video made my heart sing

I don't have Trillions of dollars, but if I did, that's how I'd spend it.

I admire how much mileage you've managed to get out of the "PUSSAYHHH" clip.

1:20 There's also a strip club in Cars called "Honkers" which depicts headlights as breasts, and Mater wears a coconut bra over his headlights in one scene. That means that in the Cars universe all female cars are doing the equivalent of walking around naked from the waist up. It also raised the uncomfortable question of whether the MX5 sisters, (or Miata sisters if you prefer) are in fact underage, given they are smaller than other cars and sound younger, whether cars grow, and indeed how they reproduce at all! We know they die...because Doc Hudson canonically dies of old age.

the call back to death note; chef's kiss

"Was that a ninja" "Best money could buy" It was so set up, this whole thing is because Speed and his family wouldn't be bought. It wouldn't have been like a great joke, but it would have at least been in a movie line in a movie.

Now it’s time for all X-Men movies! (Up to you how many Wolverine and/or Deadpool movies need to be fit into this…)

Why don’t you slur your words more? And do some cutaways for once! 🙌

Hey now! ... I love that non-ja joke 😢

Viewing number 10!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Finally people are talking about good movies

The milk is an Indianapolis 500 tradition. "Winners drink milk." Back in the like 1930s a winner of the race asked for buttermilk afterwards and it became a meme

Also, 78 what a share? Is it like 78 grand a share? Because like there'd have to be like a billion shares for $78 a share to be "ridiculous".

I'll admit I was never the biggest fan of Speed Racer as a kid, but I'm pretty sure there wasn't this much cheating in the races.

God I love these months of shorties! Thanks for the frequent inoculations of humor, Doc! Can't wait for next month's long 'un! 🤙

Surprisingly, this made me want to watch the movie.

I kept expecting Wile.E Coyote to zoom past in the background on an Acme rocket!

I love this movie so much. It works so well with my ADHD.

I can't help but love a movie equivalent of going all in on a decent hand. I mean sometimes you know you're probably not going to win, but screw it you're in Vegas. This movie is a trip and I love it.

I get it's not a great movie but I love it

3:09 he knows too much...

First dragon Ball evolution (my least favorite movie ever) and now speed racer (my favorite movie ever) dr.breeding you are the best

Just getting better and better