I explain all 7 live-action Transformers movies while locked in a sentient Mazda
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Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire Transformers Live-Action Movie Timeline while trapped in a sentient, moving car. Hopefully they don’t make a Transformers 8.
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00:00 - INTRO
01:09 - TRANSFORMERS
32:03 - INCOGNI/ROBOT HEAVEN
33:55 - TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
1:03:04 - TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON
1:30:34 - TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION
1:56:03 - TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT
2:20:31 - BUMBLEBEE
2:38:14 - TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS
#transformers #riseofthebeasts #meganfox - Komedie
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I believe you, but they are incredibly appreciated. Thanks bro, you a real one
I shared the video on Threads
@@greenkoopa that’s why it’s blowing up
I am super thrilled you got a sponsor! I'm checking them out just for you.
@@diyeana hey that’s all I can ask for!
The ethics of making Dave run alongside your car for hours aside, kudos to him for keeping up, keeping the camera steady, AND offering occasional commentary.
Hahahaha I love this
@@Drjordanbreedingbut how does Dave feel about it?
@@BeardedWoodland nobody cares what dave thinks haha
Now I'm just picturing Dave running alongside the car like Asterix in The Twelve Tasks of Asterix.
Can we talk about how the Doc definitely did not use his turn signal once while 'driving'?
I like how your 10+ year old Mazda has become a character itself at this point
HEY! IT'S NOT 10 YET! (but it's very close haha)
Mazda makes a good little car, my Mazda 3 survived 13+ years on my driving... Until it didn't
@@RussellCHallbut did it ever transformer into an alien and take you on an adventure with Megan fox?
@@wmascolin haha no but it did transform into a Mazda 3 with a front end shaped like a bridge abutment after I wrapped it around one, so at least I got some "Butt" out of it.
Jordan just became a member. You do amazing work. You're full of energy Love your raw sense of humor and you really miss to push the envelope and you are a video making machine. I hope you save some energy for that beautiful wife and those gorgeous kids 🙂 keep it up. You are killing it!
My theory is that bumblebee used to ask for help getting repaired, but now he's broken his throat so often that he's just embarrassed to keep bringing it up 😅
Haha yeah maybe!
every time they get back together, and bumblebee's voice box is broken again, they all give him that side look of 'you dirty whore'
He keeps transforming into a Gloryhole, just like the nice lady told us
Understanding that Cinema Verite joke might be the best thing my film degree has ever done for me...
Best thing my Film Studies Minor ever did for me haha
Jordan is so strong to make this episode, despite his personal life issues.
Stay strong, brother, Toasty will be home soon!!
Toasty :-(
"LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!" will always be genuinely funny to me
Haha good!
Just when I thought there was nothing left to watch Jordan saves the day.
Hell yeah haha
I’ve recently became addicted to these videos. I’m so glad these exist!
Hell yeah! More coming!
@@Drjordanbreeding THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR.. I mean I like hearing in general, but THAT… THAT’S GOOD STUFF
"I don't know if they were dumped in the ocean, but we can only hope" killed me harder than that guy Megatron kicked.
Megaton is actually why the OceanGate sub went missing
Laughing out loud often, this is an exceptional episode Jordan.
“No one expects John Cena!” Had me on the floor!
Amazing! So glad you think so!
@@Drjordanbreeding impeccable timing. I feel like editing is often overlooked. You have outstanding comedic editing skills.
@@EMurph42 thanks so much! Yeah I think that’s all part of the sauce
Excerpts from an interviewed Michael Bay:
"Ah you think explosions are your ally? You merely adopted the Burning Boom! I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see a coherent plot until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but a way to blow things up!"
Number One! You beat me by 6 seconds 🐢
This is true, I was there.
3 hours?! Yeah that'll do, Doc.
I almost said "Just what the doctor ordered!" then immediately felt both creepy _AND_ embarrassed, so sort of a rollercoaster of emotions thus far.
10 outta 10 beep boop noises
🎵 _"Traaansforrrrmerrrrrs!"_ 🎶
BEEP BOOP!
@@Drjordanbreedingbeep boop bop
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Can’t wait to sit for almost 3 hours unblinking to watch this
If you blink, you have to start over.
@@DrjordanbreedingDoctor's orders.
You may have some eye issues there buddy.
@@Dead_Kerbal worth it
@@Drjordanbreedingonly took 10 months, but I finally finished the video.
Every time I see the credits I space out and go "holy shit, that person has the same name as me. That's crazy!" And then I remember that it is me and facepalm whilst laughing at myself. Lol
That is a very shocking coincidence haha
was the "explaining every indiana jones while running from a boulder" a joke or can I still be excited for that.
Nope that's the next video! Should come out next month!
@@Drjordanbreedingyoure the man sorry that your big success is slowly killing you, we appreciate it
@@MovieBuffConnorJamieson hahaha all good!
I did not laugh out loud until “…something, something, allspark, humanity, goodness, Decepticons, power…right?” I then woke the whole house up. So thanks for that!
You’re welcome, house. Haha
Four hours?!? I know it’s three but I spent a full hour rewinding and laugh crying to “What if I talk like this?!”
Haha did I nail it or what?!
I love watching Dr. Jordan Breeding's fast descent into madness in these videos. Some amazing, top quality stuff right here.
Glad you like them!
My dreams have almost come true! Just under 3 hours. I started over at 7 minutes to make it a full 3 hours. Happiness attained.
Smart haha
I can't tell you how happy a Ryan George reference in my Jordan Breeding video makes me😂😂😂
Tell him for me haha
I was particularly tickled by that
I also love how they never really explain why bumblebee left. Sam and Optimus prime has no feelings towards Sam.
It's very weird
I'm glad you added the caveat that it's all the live action transformers, otherwise you might've literally died before the end of it.
Yeah, I'd rather not die.
@@DrjordanbreedingYOOOO, Indiana Jones coming up! I love it, thanks
@@Silentbob1494 should be fun!
For a moment I genuinely thought the line at 23:04 was “she loved her dad and they were vore” and I experienced a large range of emotions very quickly
But then you swallowed them. Whole. Deep down
I ATE THE WHOLE PLATE!
Lindsay Ellis did a whole Transformers video analysis series called The Whole Plate! On this very platform!
@@alisaurus4224 it's a great series. She also has a good video just about Starscream.
Me seeing this in my feed:
“Well, there goes 3 hours of my day. No choice. I have to watch it.”
I fucking live for these things.
Sorry for your day!
All I could think as I was watching this masterpiece was Jon Lovitz from The Wedding Singer saying, “he’s losing his mind… and I’m reaping all the benefits.”
Also, I feel like the Toasty Jr. aside would have been the perfect place for Thomas Jane (the actor) saying “I just want my kids back.” To keep the Arrested Development refs rolling. But hindsight is 2020.
Haha next time!
The Doc is like a one-man (Dave doesn't count), modern, marathon MST3K of CZcams
Wow, thank you!
UPDATE: It's fixed! There's a slight glitch at 6:47, but then it's fine from there after!
ORIGINAL: I made a slight tweak with the CZcams Video Editor and now everything is de-synced all to hell after 6:47 or so. I'm working with them now to fix it, but if they aren't helpful, I'll just have to re-upload which would be horrible for a hundred different reasons. I'll keep you updated.
Loved the video so much and if you have to re-upload I'll watch it again just to help.
Same. Again and again and again, and not even to help, but just for fun. ^_^
@@venom66656 Well, I really appreciate that!
I think it's hilarious 😂😂
Honestly I thought my sleepy pregnancy brain had finally had it so I appreciate this comment.
I'll watch through it more than once if you need to reupload, although this is extra funny alongside all the "technology no workie" jokes in the script.
Dr Jordan Breeding is asking the truly important questions... "Do you think Bumblebee can turn into a condom?"
Am I horrified or curious? I'm not sure at this point ....
We were all wondering!
I spent all day watching this I stead of taking care of my kids. For movies I never planned to watch but kinda wanted to know why they exist. Time well spent. Thanks for another great video doc!
You can always have more kids! Who knows how long CZcams will be around!?
This is literally my life. I can't even hide in the bathroom, I am followed 😅😂❤
I'm sickened that I have to postpone the viewing of this piece of art because of a social event.
...in a way I miss confinements.
Well worth the wait.
Not sure how this movie series is more bonkers than the 80's cartoon
The world's most unlikely Venn Diagram is the overlap in cast between Coen Brothers movies and Michael Bay Transformers movies.
Right?!
This video has transformed my day
Beep boop
I love these videos. I just re-watched Sharknado and Friday the 13th this week so this is a treat to continue the binge. John Cena popups and Beernado riffs will never not be funny to me.
Hell yeah haha
I hadn't realized that Jordan had been forced out of Cracked. I thought he left of his own will bc hed built his own online presence. They wouldnt even have a youtube presence if not for Dr. Jordan Breeding. WTF, CRACKED???!!!
Depends on how you look at it, I guess. We probably would have parted at some point, but not necessarily in the way it happened.
Shout-out to Transformers for being the first movie I've turned to a friend to, and asked if we wanted to walk out and ask for out money back. Good job! I had no idea who was good or bad whenever they fought!
They all look the same haha
It’s like a blender full of grey & black LEGO®️ bricks
So, did you? And if so, did you get that money back?
@@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal I'm sad to say that my friend looked at me bewildered and wanted to finish the movie, so we did... 😞
2:46:00 you see, the Maximals originally come from the distant future, where Cybertron has evolved to a perfect fusion of technological and organic life. The transwarp key sent them to ancient earth, hence, from the future and past.
They did NOT explain that at all.
@@Drjordanbreeding yeah… they sure didn’t.
Now I'm mad that the twins from the second one weren't voiced by the Ying Yang Twins
A Cube, indeed, was. And then came Cube 2: Hypercube, which also was.
So glad you did that thumbnail. You with that hairstyle really does it for me
Haha I'll probably test a few out in the coming days, but for now, it is this.
Yeah I liked this one the most too, but if cycling then gets more engagement do that too!
@@RussellCHall I’ll probably swap after 24 hours just to see!
I have not watched this video yet but I had to post something right away. Just to show how much I love the doctor. Even seeing the runtime of three nearly 3 hours I did not hesitate to hit that play button immediately because I love this series. I wish him all the best I love everything he does he is amazing. Now on with the show
That's very kind of you to say!
Wonder if Anthony Hopkins agent hates him like Judi Dench's agent hates her. Would explain recent roles and getting into NFTs. Also he apparently shares the same agent as Snoop Dog.
That explains sooooooooo much.
About Bumblebee's voice and why some Tranformers have accents. If I remember correctly, in the second movie Megan Fox ask Shia LeBouf "is Bumblebee's voicebox still broken?" And Shia replies "I think he only does it for the attention" which may indicate that Bumblebee can talk normally but chooses to speak throught radio and TV recordings to mess with people (also Bumblebee is such a good bro in the first and second movie, Sam should have valued it more). As for the accents, in the fifth movie Vivienne's car has a French accent but when they ask Anthony Hopkins if the car is French he says that no, the car just chooses to speak like that, so apparently autobots have a pench for the histrionic and like to fake accents (see also, how John Tuturro's transformer friend speak with a Cuban accent in that movie even thought his design in the previous one was clearly inspired by "white trash" NASCAR fans)... yeah, like Jordan said, is no wonder this guys lost the war, they suck at disipline
That’s actually correct I forgot about any bit haha
Hey Jordan! I had a really rough day today and have recently been struggling with my mental health. I just wanted to say your videos really help me when I'm down. Thank you so much for your hard work and sharing your talent with us. I definitely find your humor and outlook an inspiration to keep going and work hard to move forward in my life. Much love to you and yours!
Thank so much for sharing this! I'm sorry for your struggles, but I'm glad to hear these stupid videos are at least a distraction!
Same place I've been for a few years. Double amputee. Know having a bad day, week, month, ect, all too well. Last few years, it's been a struggle.
Wishes for the best my friend.
You and yours are in my thoughts and prayers. And remember.
He, She, It, whatever we believe in will never hand you a cross so heavy, that you can not handle.
@@kevinfox500 I wish the best for you as well! I can't even imagine, but I admire your optimism!
We never see Sam's friend after he left him behind at that party.
Rumor is he's still there waiting to be picked up but Sam never bothered to say where he was
Love that these are not just fun to watch the first time but very rewatchable. Gonna be stuck recover from a surgery for 4 weeks and I’m already planning on going through all of these again to keep from going crazy
We try to make them as dense as possible. Sorry about the surgery/recovery!
1:09:03 Wait.... did Cracked force you out? are we grabbing pitchforks? are we gonna BREED!?
It's complicated, but I'm happy I'm doing my own thing now!
I don’t know why but, “I think, pound for pound, this is the longest movie of all time,” really got me.
Ha well good!
I had to go buy the last knight and bumblebee to finish my transformers marathon in anticipation for this video. Totally unrelated but i then watched both GI joe films to really round out the experience.
Wow you went harder than me haha
2:53:22 We now find out Jordan's second job is selling shoes out of his car.
That's actually my first job (and love)
They may be difficult to make, but infinity great to watch.. Seriously, I'll throw down some duckets to keep these beauties coming.
They are tough, but I do love making them!
Counterpoint to 2:02:09
While not a movie, Jackie Chan Adventures, The TV show focused on "Talismans" and was dope as hell.
I've never seen it!
44:01 Alice
44:56 Curiouser and Curiouser
45:11 A mad pea-party
Dr Jordan that Citizen Kane bit was gold 😂bravo sir, I SAY BRAVO 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Haha thank you!
@@Drjordanbreeding i say have u found the clitoris ? 😂
Ive memorised your Fast and Furious video, the Saw video and the final destination video. I have a problem and I’m okay with it 😂😂😂
I’ll allow it haha
My dude, I cannot tell you how excited I was when I saw this notification pop-up this morning when I got to work. And how infuriated I was that I would have to wait eight hours to watch it.
I'm sure it'll be fantastic, so keep up the good work. I can't imagine how much work goes into a video like this. The script alone must take forever. I'll be joining your patreon as soon as I get my next check. I can finally contribute now that I'm no longer homeless. Pretty excited.
It does take truly forever, and hey seriously watching is support enough! I appreciate patrons, obviously, but I'd never want anybody financially stretched!
@@Drjordanbreeding My housing is covered by my work now thanks to my new job. I would just be giving up a joint or two a week. And I can live with less weed.
I've essentially been living as a vagrant for 5 years. And I've actually enjoyed it, I just wanted an occasional *actual roof* while I travel. And I don't plan to stop anytime soon. So as long as I have an emergency fund set aside, the rest is spending money.
What are the best things about watching these videos? More than 10 times is you pick up so many little treasures. I just now found pyramid nipples. I've been laughing for at least 5 minutes.
Haha yeah they’re pretty dense with stupid jokes
Just passed my CCNA exam and the first thing I did was get a Beer battered fish burrito, ice cold drink and then sit down to 3 hours of Dr. Jordan Breeding!
A little torture after your torture, eh?
"What do dinosaurs have to do with anything?"
"The true meaning of Christmas."
Amen
My headcanon is all these explained series are connected. Jordan’s car was a transformer in the fast and furious series, thwarted Death and is still Santa Claus.
Great stuff Jordan! Keep up the great work! I’m going to sign up to become a breeder ;-)
It's ALL connected!!! And awesome! Looking forward to it haha
I boarded the reference train when we got some Little Toaster Goes to Mars - you are a true cinephile scholar
Only the best haha
Some would say "prisoner of Dune" but that works too
This is definitely going to be a video from our favorite doctor
Of all time
Undoubtedly
These are genuinely my favorite videos! I am so so happy you have your own channel now! 💚💚
Thank you! Me too! I love the freedom of it.
Just started my first run through the video.. But the fact that you can hold the time line without jumbling up what's happening in the movies is in itself a feat
Well, we'll see haha
it's actually ridiculous how much i'm invested in jordan's toaster marriage
Can we take a moment to appreciate the attention to detail with the lighting? SO IMMERSIVE DOCTOR!
Haha it's like you're there!
YES! thank you Doc.
another whopper, Whopper, whopper, WHOPPER!
WHOPPER!
The bit of business with searching the car was freaking killer!!!!! #FoundTheCubeFinally
A weird, unscripted moment I couldn't figure out where else to put it haha
I bet the Dildo of Friendship is under the backseat
The only thing I know about Transformer movies is one has a character go into an in depth explanation of a loop hole in age of consent laws for some reason. But like every one of these videod im here for this!
Oh yeah, that'll come up in a bit.
@@DrjordanbreedingHOW OFTEN DOES IT COME UP DAVE
Oh baby let’s go, gimme them human-car monstrosities
Another banger.
I can't wait for the 19 hour long James Bond videol
Chugging martinis by the fistful
@@Drjordanbreedingwill you do the recaps strapped to a board with a laser slooowly approaching your Breeding Center?
@@alisaurus4224😂😂😂
@@alisaurus4224 almost certainly haha
"No one expects the JOHN CENA!"
I do and love it every time.
Me too haha
It's so funny to think that when they were filming the scene where Carli looks through the telescope the actress had to of been like why are they having me do this it makes no sense lol
I suppose it could have been a pirate level telescope, but if that was the case why did he have one? To spy on people? Haha
I now think that Optimus Prime just has a deathwish that everyone just refuses to fulfill.
Almost vertianly!
Hey, Jordan. Incredible video once again, just to address the hilarious TJ Miller death. Allegedly, Micheal Bay hated him litterally screaming in his face that he wasnt funny before rewriting the sickest and absurdly expensive death scene that is probably THE high point of the series
Edit: Favorite talisman movie is, without contest, Double Dragon.
That makes so much sense!
Having a Ryan George clip in your video is super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Wow wow wow wow
And nearly 40 years later, the 1986 animated movie is still the best Transformers film ever made.
Sorry it took me about a day to watch this awesome video, I was busy considering quantum mechanics.
I forgive you. Quantum mechanics are important to consider!
I can't believe they made this to be under 3 hours. Let's do this
So exciting! I watch each of these a million times, always love when a new one comes out
I hope you enjoy this one, too!
"Do you think a Transformer could become a condom? ...do you think BumbleBee could just slip-on?" 😂
Many people wonder this
Maybe the human sized decepiticon is a reference to the Minicons but again that would have been fascinating and would have been really cool if it happened again.
Imagine screening employees to make sure they're not secretly robotic
So Frasier's boyhood dream was going to the symphony with Megatron?
Yes
Excited to embark on this cinematic journey of a video exploring a series my inner child has equal love and disdain for. Just know it’s going to be an excellent ride as always. Rolling out now 😉
Welcome aboard!
YYYEEEEESSSSSSSSS........ I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR ANOTHER ONE.... YOUR VIDEOS MAKE MY LIFE BETTER AND FOR THAT, SIR, I THANK YOU!!!
Heck yeah!
I'd love to see you get trapped in a theme park until you explain the entire Jurassic series (Park and World), plus maybe Camp Cretaceous.
Jurassic Park/World 100% on the list
These movies were always a guilty pleasure of mine. I never even played with the toys or watched the cartoons either. love your explaining videos and the fast memes
Ha well thanks for watching!
44:01 Alice
44:56 Curiouser and Curiouser (is her facial-expression if you pause at this point)
45:11 A Mad Pea-Party
47:36 Into The Rabbit-Hole
47:53 Grinning Like A Cheshire Cat
48:10 A Silver Lining
Kingdom of heaven is criminally underrated. I know it's as historically accurate as Braveheart, but it's damn entertaining.
1:18:18 idk why but this O'Reilly one-off joke is the funniest fn thing Ive ever seen. "Oh - Oh - Oh OH SHIIITTT" 😂
It’s pretty great haha
one thing i never thought about (i only saw the first 2 films to be fair)
how they treat bumble bee, your commentary made me go "hmmm that's yeah"
i'm at the end of the summary of the second film and i want to leave so badly
i'm so sorry you went through all of this
Me too haha
You've kept the cena joke going and I love you for it
The fact you only have 15k subs is a absolute shame. Your channel should be blowing up. Literally had me in tears from laughing 😂. Thanks for all the great content! I hope your channel gets the recognition that you deserve.
Thank you! We're still pretty new. I think it just takes time!
No matter how many times I watch this I will always laugh at “my life! I hate it” it’s such a powerful start to my favorite genre of video hours of info about films I have almost no intention of watching bc these videos are basically the same as watching a movie like Im a Saw expert and I’ve only actually seen Jigsaw and Spiral
Ha well thanks for watching!
These questionable movies were worth it for all the dope-ass games we got
Ha I never played any
This is the funniest stuff I seen in a minute man keep it going
Heck yeah! More on the way!
I always think about how CZcams videos are probably going to be around forever when someone in a video mentions they have kids. Maybe it'll switch hands or get archived at some point, but your grandkids are going to be able to see these. That's a really wholesome thought, knowing they'll get to see how fun you were back then as well. : )
Oh man, that actually kinda scares me haha
I love the battlecry "LEFT CHEEK LEFT CHEEK" soo much, I use it before every bar fight.
Smart haha
@@Drjordanbreedingnow if only I was smart enough to think of a clever reply to this comment