I explain all 12 Friday the 13th movies while hunted at a teen camp
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- čas přidán 27. 07. 2024
- Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire Friday the 13th Movie Timeline while also trying to escape his evil camera man at a teen camp. Hopefully they don’t make a Friday the 13th: Part 13.
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Written, Directed, and Performed By: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Edited By: Jordan Breeding, David Brown, Caleb Gritsko, Grant Schumer
Intro Sequence Animation By: Pablo Hernan Blua, Sofia Mateos
Music By: Jordan Breeding, Brandon O’Neil
Script Consulting By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
VFX By: Dave Brown
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00:00 - INTRO
01:08 - FRIDAY THE 13TH
19:50 - FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2
33:44 - FRIDAY THE 13TH PART III
49:38 - FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER
1:04:30 - FRIDAY THE 13TH: A NEW BEGINNING
1:19:19 - FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VI: JASON LIVES
1:36:08 - FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD
1:52:14 - FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN
2:05:41 - JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY
2:22:07 - FREDDY VS. JASON
2:36:08 - JASON X
2:49:06 - FRIDAY THE 13TH (REBOOT)
#friday13 #jason #scary - Komedie
An adult man calling out "Hello, are there any teens around?" is 100% more scary than all the Friday the 13th movies combined
WOAH who says I'm an adult!?
Jason: “Too spooky for me.”
He obviously said he was looking for fellow teens, duh!
Hey there fellow kids
@@Drjordanbreedingyour driver's license
To anyone who's reading this right now, so much effort went into this I hope you really appreciate it! Be kind! Rewind look for "the breeding cut" in October!
Haha hopefully
Ohhhh the breeding cut is that where Jason sleeps with everyone and makes a XXX cinematic universe
Oh, don’t worry, we appreciate AND enjoy your alls work!!!
♥️♥️
I was trying to watch this last night in bed, completely pissing off my fiancé. She told me to shut the hell up. I was laughing so much! I am a huge Friday 13th fan and this is great. You guys are great, keep up the good work.
These video are INCREDIBLY difficult to make, so if you enjoy them, please consider joining our Patreon: www.patreon.com/drjordanbreeding where you can officially vote on new video topics, watch exclusive behind-the-scenes stuff, and join our spicy Discord! Either way, I love all of you equally!
It's worth it for the complimentary blank script pad alone. Thanks, Doc!
@@DarlingMissDarling haha you’re welcome! Thanks so much for signing up!
You will be my first patreon sir you your are a hilarious and a healthy portion of my entertainment 😂🎉
Keep up the good work
"Just shove her down and steal her life alert "😅
Not sure when I'll be a patron but I'm watching all the ads in the meantime.
Apologies about not being able to binge it in one go but it is truly a work of art. Love your work, doctor!!
There's something about the woods setting that makes me feel like the Doctor has just walked up to me and started talking. Can't explain it
Do you… live in the woods? Haha
@@Drjordanbreeding Hiding from the feds... you know how it be
I agree it feels like we're just chilling outdoors with him while he infodumps. Very chill and fun vibes
I know I'll sleep well tonight being lulled to dreamland by the dulcet tones of Dr. Jordan. And then probably rewind to finish this video tomorrow. THANKS JORDAN!
Thanks for watching!
Samesies. Then again in a few months. 😊
Already added to my going to sleep playlist! Don’t take that the wrong way Dr. Jordan. I watched it the first time while wide awake:)
Lucky! Must be from Springfield/Springwood.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sleeps to long form video essays 😂
This is the best mother's day gift I could get! Way better production value than the little skit my kids put on. They're total amateurs.
They need to put in the WORK
Lol let me know!
To be fair they died by drowning at that summer camp so they struggle doing much of anything that isn't murder now.
Yeah I'm sick of watching this ladies' kids too!
@@Drjordanbreeding Fun Fact: One of the guys from Jason Goes To Hell, John D. LeMay, also starred in the Friday the 13th TV series. In the series, he and his cousin, Mickey (Michelle), inherit an antique shop from their uncle, who sold cursed objects to people. Their job is to get all the objects back, so each week they go after a different object. Kind of a fun series.
One day I would like to see a Dr. Jordan Breeding and James A. Janisse do a collab.
I’d love that!
Yes! It wouldn't surprise me if he'd be down for some kind of collab.
@@Drjordanbreedinghit him up he might be down James usually is down to do stuff like that
How does one hit him up?@@AaronCoats-qn8oy
Aw man , Dead Meat channel seems cool, they've collaborated with Found Flix but seem so busy, especially with the new podcast Scream Dreams. Although, you are so freaking talented why would they not be up for it??!! You're a total sniper. Lol
As I slowly trudge through my white-collar CS job, I watch this happily so that I can mostly care about people I'm helping.
Haha happy to help!
On a real note, *Thank you, guys.* Sunday's are usually boring; with no uploads from most of my subs, but having something of this length is going to make for a great Mother's Day!!
*Also, thats what she said*
Haha she sure did. Enjoy!
I love these videos because they’re funny and entertaining regardless of the degree of attention I pay to it. Like, sometimes I intently watch, sometimes it’s just sorta playing near me, and sometimes I fall asleep while listening to Jordan’s dulcet tones. It’s rewarding at any degree of engagement!
That's literally how I try to make them! Super packed if you want to dig in and pay attention, but also not built so you really HAVE to pay attention to get the gist.
In the 2nd movie jason stabs the passengers side cause he was born in the 50's and wasnt expecting a woman to be in the drivers seat 😂
Haha that probably makes sense!
He was born in the 40’s genius. He was 11 when he drowned in ‘57.
@@scp-507it was a joke not a peen don’t take it so hard bud.
I love that you covered Freddy vs Jason in a different way than the other video.
Also I've said it before and I'll say it again: I wanna see John Cena as the antagonist in a psychological thriller.
I loved that as well.
Bold of you to shoot so many movie summaries outside in the sunlight during spring where the days aren't super long yet. Just subscribed and enjoying the vids!
Haha well… it gets dark. You’ll see.
Dr. Jordan Breeding PHD does it again!!! Hope you know how much some of us truly love your videos and appreciate you making them for us! I honestly don't know how you're not more popular. LIKE AND SHARE PEOPLE!!!
I appreciate it! And I really just started so who knows?
Please, make sure the people you share are willing to be shared. I've made the mistake of sharing people without asking, and it has ruined a couple of gatherings, parties, camp outs, 2 weddings, and an extremely awkward funeral
These videos were the only reason I watched cracked, and was so scared we’d be losing this when you announced you were doing solo projects. Incredibly grateful you continued your “every freaking” series!
The editing, as always, is
Awesome! Thanks for watching
I be in my postal truck so I’m literally losing it. I know ppl that see my at a light might think “Im going Postal🫣😭”
Lmao the editing is horrendous.
"Because the last line was your bank account"... yeah, we should definitely throw this guy a little money.
Our accounts make the same damn sound, and if I could entertain you from a forklift, I would, but instead, I'll see what I can do next paycheck, Doc. You sold me on the Patreon sub.
Hey if you don’t have anything, that’s completely okay! Watching and sharing helps too!
IT'S FINALLY HERE! Thanks for all your hard work, doc, I've been looking forward to this for a while!
Thanks for being patient!
I’ve been dying of anticipation as well but boy was it worth it baby! This is one of the best yet, IMHO. Clearly he did not phone it in & anything worth doing is worth doing right.
Jesus christ I guess this is my Sunday afternoon now. Thanks 'doctor' for my 'prescription' to 'watch' your 'video' that is '3 hours' long
Haha good luck!
Yes yes yes!!!! Thank you guys for all the hard work. I’m sure I’m gonna enjoy.
I hope so! Put more into this than almost anything else ever
🎉 You make working on a Sunday bearable, thank you.
Seriously, I only watched Cracked for your reviews.
I hate to be that guy, but he left Cracked like almost half a year ago. But I’m totally with you, I have not watch much of any Cracked since he left.
Dude this is absolutely my favorite series on the internet. These should have hundreds of thousands of views.
Thank you! I think we can get there someday
Yay!!! It’s like every time I have an excessively irksome week I get another one of these to laugh maniacally at for a few hrs
Glad to help!
Shout Factory better add this to the next Blu Ray collector's edition cause it's the best way to understand this mess of a series.
A god damn compendium to everything Voorhees
If they don't, I'll sue them
Still bummed you didn't mentioned the part in F13th Final Chapter wear Bear Boy literally yells "Oh my God he's killing me" with absolutely impeccable acting while in fact being killed by Jason lol. Possibly my favorite cheesy death of the franchise.
Haha sorry! So many things!
@@Drjordanbreeding haha you’re still above and beyond considering how much $hit you cover. I still enjoy coming back to this one, Bravo sir!
@@justamurse5646 ha well I’m glad you still like it!
@@Drjordanbreeding for sure dude! Thanks for all your work 🙏
@@justamurse5646 but of course!
I am so stoked for this just sat down with a nice full bong load ready for the sultry tones of Dr. Jordan Breeding to whisk me away to a friday the 13th wonderland.
Ohhhhhh yeah
If part 7 is set in 1997, at least a few of the characters would have seen Scream. So there's no excuse for them not to know the rules of slasher movies.
Dang you're right!
You should do a Romero zombies movies while trapped in a farm house or Texas chainsaw movies while in a farm house
Oooooo
this is by far one of my favorite budding series on this site omg
Hell yeah! Tell all your friends haha
Having watched this twice now, the creepiest part is still Zuckerberg saying “LEGS” in the meta, like he isn’t a robot alien trying to be normal.
LEGS!
Here I was messaging cracked videos asking them when your next franchise recap was coming out.
Glad I finally got the memo.
The cinematography 😍 I can already tell this is going to be a great one!
Dave went above and beyond!
@@Drjordanbreeding He absolutely did! Brava Dave! And since we’re here, happy Mother’s Day to your wife! (from an absolute rando on the internet lol)
@@lizabee484 haha thank you! I’ll let her know
@@lizabee484 yes happy Mother’s Day to the good doctors bride! Super duper mom this year!
My memories of summer camp are traumatic for a different reason 😅
Oh no haha
Scout master Kevin? 😈
I absolutely love the "hello" sound.
All the sounds really, but "hello" just tickles me.
Haha well good!
Give this man a living wage. He's a treasure.
Or any wage!
This was epic. I watched the whole thing and I can't imagine how much work it must have been to put this together. Great job!
An embarrassing amount. Like I’m ashamed how much work haha
Me like 3 hours ago watching the Freddy vs Jason portion of the Elm Street Recap: gee I hope he does Friday the 13th one day
.... Yay!!!! ❤️
And here it is haha
What franchise would you do next?
Dude that intro was absolutely sick!! Like absolutely wicked!
Thanks so much!
that smash cut to trump saying "im going to come" followed by cheer killed me
That’s a Caleb Gritsko invention haha
The dead father still being in the lake was the dumbest thing ever in this film, lol
It's so insane
these are more entertaining than watching the actual movies.
Ha thanks!
She tried to blind the killer with a flashlight, but was unaware he was running Lightborn.
What a goof!!
I’m 4hrs late, but YELLLOOOO
Made everyone in my house just go away and leave me alone for this.
Thanks, Jordan and editing team!
Haha sorry everybody in your house!
3 hour video? Gonna get the lotion and tissues ready.
Oh… uhhhh
My favorite part about the series Is the wacky timeline because Jason takes Manhattan actually takes place in 1998 and Jason goes To Hell and Freddy vs Jason are both in 2003 so in that universe the 80s almost lasted 2 decades and they speedran the 90s.
Haha for sure.
What a great Mother's Day gift! Thank you Jordan and crew! ❤
You’re welcome!
The running between volumes is chef kiss.
I’ve been thinking of the score all week. The Marvel one was excellent but just different enough that Disney could not sue. This score is so outstanding you could put into any of these movie and it would fit flawlessly. Tremendously well done my friend.
I now understand the sage words of Jedi Master Yoda, who once said, "Logic? Continuity? A Friday fan craves not these things!"
What wisdom!
when you did saw you had been trapped in abasement, for sharknado you basiclly got stuck in a corner until you finished BUT this time at least you got you sit outside it is spring afterall always enjoy youe style of humor
True true 😂
Haha yeah this was 10x more difficult
@@Drjordanbreedingi can imagine everthing looks nice on camera, but we do not see the wet ground or the bugs between takes, and the bathroom is so far away lol oh i got one you should do a shorterish video doing the 2 zombie land movies while trapped on tope of a ferris wheel, or trapped in detroit until you explain all the robo cop movies lol anyway glad to see you making videos again
@@c-130turbo3 oh both of those could be cool!
“Dumps salt on the popcorn like God making the Red Sea” 😂😂😂
The DEAD sea haha
@@Drjordanbreeding agreed lol
i have yt on autoplay when im sleeping i guess it came to this channel. i rolled over to do a little check of my room and to see that things are alright and see a guy trapped in a dog cage explaining freddie vs jason....... i feel like that should have been a dream but here i am
Unfortunately this is real life haha
ya know what ive seen stranger on this website, take my sub lol@@Drjordanbreeding
the muppets took manhattan so its not that hard to take
Haha that’s a great point!
Props for explaining POV. Seems mental that the term has repeatedly been used incorrectly on TikTok for years now
The Gibb???? running joke was one of my favorite bits in the Elm St video. Still makes me giggle here
Glad you (still) like it!
Can we take a second to appreciate the framing and focus? It looks really good dudes. Thanks for all the hard work.
Ps- when is the extended cut of Caleb is Dead?
I think I released it in the Patreon haha
And thank you! We tried really hard
@@Drjordanbreeding it shows.
I love these Explain vids man! Thanks for making great second monitor vids!
Ha absolutely!
2:11 thank you for the POV explanation! I get so irritated when ppl on tik tok say POV and its either the other way around or its one of those weird alternate universes where they have like the number of breathes they can take a year above their head. 🤦🏻♀️ I hate those with all of my heart
Haha no problem!
Is there a better way to spend 3 hours of work than watching new Dr Jordan Breeding content?
I hope so haha. But I also hope this is still fun
This is an epic achievement! It’s nice to see you in so many settings that are wonderfully creepy. You very much captured the perfect flavor.
Thanks!
Oh, this is the perfect gift for mothers day (which is today in europe)! Absolutely love these long review videos!
Thanks so much! I hope you enjoy it!
Same in US. (Today being Mother Day)
This is the greatest way to watch these movies as all the best material gets mentioned on the recap. The total run time of these films are almost 20 hours and they all get condensed down to a 3 hour video with additional jokes and gags!!
When are we gonna get a cover of "Caleb is Dead" by Jordan and the Breeding Bunch?
When you sign up for the Patreon haha. It's already in there downloadable!
@@Drjordanbreeding What is the actual sound from??????! lol it’s the sound that makes me laugh absolutely every single time
@@randommm129 An original song I wrote for an old video!
@@Drjordanbreedingoh!!!!!!!
That explains why I can’t find it through the ole Google machine lol
My man in the back just rowing his boat gently down the stream. 😂
All your videos are great, but there is just something about your horror franchise rants that really does it for me xD
Yeah, I think you're probably right. We'll see with Transformers haha
POV: you're watching this video on Friday the 13th.
POV: you think this joke will never get old.
48:15 Depending on the Type of Barn Hole. You may just call it a window.
Really? That’s a huge window haha
Damn, top quality intro! Thanks for the content, you guys are killing it!!
Hey thanks so much!
Fantastic. This was a great way to spend my Sunday evening on a day I wasn't feeling well. I love how much effort goes into these videos because the final product in so worth it. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Kudos on the excellent location for the shoot.
This is my wife’s parents property (well mostly their friend’s property)!
Thank you so much for doing this!
Ikr my Dad is so cool
Of course thanks for watching!
Aaaand now I need the next Friday the 13th to actually have Jason using TikTok.
It’s almost definitely going to happen
He will be going around killing OnlyFans girls...🤣
I took a shot every time you said POV. I am dead now. You killed me! 😵
RIP
These are the absolute best. Can't wait to watch this entire thing tonight.
Please do haha
52:55 aww Jordan the babies are too cute. I’ll make sure they don’t starve. 🖤
Yay thank you!
This is gold. I havent watched all the movies, but you talking about the guy eating fish food and then crapping without wiping and deserving what he gets is truth 😂
This is so good I was waiting for this since the saw recap
It’s finally here!
John Shepherd became a pastor after this.
Awesome! Been looking forward to this. Can’t wait to watch it later.
Did I just watch a 3 hour video about Friday the 13th, you're God damn right I did. Is that 2 and half hours longer than anyone should talk about Friday the 13th, youre God damn right it is. Did I enjoy every second of it, your God damn right I did.
Hell yeah haha
I'm glad I found your personal channel right before I went on a 13 hour drive, I'm halfway through and this is perfect
Halfway through my whole channel?! Or the drive? (Or both? Haha)
Yesssss I’ve been waiting for this to drop. Keep up the good work man. Just got myself a beer shark and tgif shirt form the store.
Oh hell yeah! Thanks so much!
Another banger of a video as always. I hope you know how much we appreciate the insane work this takes and how much we love the videos
Hey I really appreciate that!
I love your narrative style! That said it's hard to have this on as a background "listen". The jokes and gags are too good to miss. But thee hours of them is a long time to stare at my phone, lol.
Anyway, good video, thanks for all you do
Yeah it’s definitely one that you should probably watch in chunks and/or listen through and then watch or something.
Thanks so much for checking it out though!
@@Drjordanbreeding I’m good at the second one!
So I end up watch watch/listening more the a few times & what’s fun is I always catch something new each time. Totally worth it
This barely has anything to do with the video, but my final assignment for my film analysis class was to watch 2 movies and compare them, and one of the pairings was "Muppets Take Manhattan" and "Jason Takes Manhattan". Needless to say, I chose that option.
Funnily enough, Jason was actually MORE entertaining to watch with friends than Muppets
I don’t doubt it actually
Yo, you have no idea how happy this upload made me
Glad to hear it!
sad fact : the snake in the first movie was not only a real snake that was really killed, it was an actual pet actor, and the owner did not know it was gonna be killed on the shoot
Sheesh that's distressing haha
So glad I found this channel
Me too!
Dr J! Talk about putting the darn work in... My man you outdid yourself... This is a preliminary comment because dammit you deserve feedback and banter on a biblical scale to please the algorithm gods.
Haha wow well thank you!
Here are some ideas for more episodes!
Hell raiser?
Halloween??
Mission impossible??
Evil dead??
All on the list!
Hell I’ll watch you review anything at this point man. Got a phone book close by?! 🤣
Happy Mothers Day Mrs. Vorheese!
PAMPAMPAM!
David Cronenberg saying, "I want him soft," is my new favorite GIF
Haha it’s a good one
i think the killing spiders joke was that you're literally whacking spiders with your rolled up diploma
I was so excited for this! You guys did not disappoint!! I set up my projector and watched it like a real movie with popcorn and everything! Loved it so much! Going to watch it again today!
Awesome!
I can't tell you how viscerally excited I am to watch this. 🎉
Hell yeah haha
Holy shit, the editors really outdid themselves with this one! My favorite was the error glitches every time someone says Gib's name during the FvJ part 😂 honestly getting a good chuckle out of me every time 😂
Haha thanks so much! We try really hard on all of these
The production on these is absolutely GOING OFF. Love to see it! That opening animation already had me giggling.
Haha thanks! I probably can’t go exactly this hard every time, but it’s fun to swing for the fences occasionally
@@Drjordanbreeding Well, you always bring the performance and comedy so the presentation is just icing on the cake tbh. This is just sensational icing.
@@littlerelief Ha! Well, thank you.
Rewatching this on Friday the 13th is the real meta play
WOAH
Jordan Breeding, good Doctor, I’m so impressed! Love seeing you in the outdoors & in flannel. Outstanding:
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Opening
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Script
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Haha thanks so much! And thanks for all the support over the years!
I thought you were making an acrostic for TOES, lol.
My favorite series to go to bed to. Something about Jordan's frantic explanations and blurting out of Dave's kinks that lulls me into sleep.
Can't wait for Transformers, I hope we get X-Men one day
Ha I’ll take it. X-Men is definitely on the list!
These 2+ hour long break downs are amazing. I watched this a few months ago but after watching the leprechaun one I couldn’t help but to go back and re-watch more! I already plowed through the Scream one today! I have a feeling every time a new hours long video comes out I’ll be compelled to watch more each time! Y’all are hilarious!
That’s amazing! So glad you’re digging them!
THE POV THING. It bothers me so much when people get that wrong on TT 😆
Let’s not limit it to TikTok. Anywhere people upload videos has a greater than 50% chance of getting it wrong…