I found footage of me explaining all 7 Paranormal Activity movies while haunted
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- čas přidán 27. 07. 2024
- Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire Paranormal Activity Movie Timeline while being haunted and also watching found footage of that. Hopefully they don’t make a Paranormal Activity 8.
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Written, Directed, and Performed By: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Edited By: Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko, Bryan Slack, Grant Schumer
Intro Sequence Animation By: Pablo Hernan Blua, Sofia Mateos
Music By: Jordan Breeding, Brandon O’Neill
Script Consulting By: Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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00:00 - Intro
01:59 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
26:55 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2
43:43 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3
1:01:36 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4
1:24:05 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES
1:42:33 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE GHOST DIMENSION
2:04:38 - PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: NEXT OF KIN
2:18:53 - That Was Embarrassing For You
#paranormal #paranormalactivity #timeline - Komedie
Which franchise should I cover in the future? And while you answer, please consider subscribing to the channel and checking out my patreon: patreon.com/drjordanbreeding. These are... hard to make.
I still vote for the Wrong Turn series. the laughs are abundant and the quality is LOW
The mummy
Hellraiser
Dune mini series and 1980s movie
Twilight
What i'm getting from this is that the entire Paranormal Activity series is just what happens when family vloggers get whats coming to them.
Basically!
That might make a good movie CZcamsrs get slowly harassed by demons
@@matthewfredericks25 it would be such a cool ARG ngl
Haha!!
"Day trader" is what you make a character when you want to explain why they can afford to never go to work, but don't want to give them any actual skills or personality.
Sort of like architect haha
Exactly! Except I think with architect, you're supposed to like them?@@Drjordanbreeding
Architects get to walk around with big rolls of paper too
Took almost 20 years but there’s finally an entertaining way to experience these movies
We did it! haha
i fell asleep through both of them. So i'm with you there
Hey marked ones was pretty good!
I'm glad someone else pointed out the orange juice consumption. I think PA4 was the first one I watched and I was SHOOK. At night they poured a cup of oj from an almost empty bottle. Then in the morning the bottle was full. So either they have multiple open bottles of oj in their refrigerator or the demon is definitely working for Big Orange
They definitely have TONS of juice in there haha
"Big Orange" just made me giggle like an absolute goon. 20/10 👌🏽
Florida strikes again!
Maybe OJ is demon pee??
i've actually had a bird slam into my window very, very early in the morning. that shit is scary and i thought "this is it. the demons are coming for me."
Plot twist it was a bird dealing with a hangover from having a crazy night at the nest
@@roseyshades96or it was still drunk
Bros out here don’t get how fucking *loud* a bird crashing beak first into a window can be man.
Based on voice alone dave sounds like that one cool camp counselor that plays along with your jokes but also sounds a little concerned at the same time.
Yeah that’s pretty accurate haha
Man... even though dr jordan breeding was never seen again its like he's still here with us answering comments. Spooky.
@@tylerstokes4124 no he isn’t
Dave’s voice is audible chocolate.
Also, love when like 60% of the way through a franchise you ask him what he learned so far and he’s all like “so there’s robots..” and he just kinda trails off, defeated.
Also also love the book selection up top.
Haha yeah Dave is often defeated by these
the demon being drunk and destroying his shins makes the most sense ever😂😂
Haha glad you think so!
I continue to be absolutely astounded by the production and writing quality of your videos.
So glad this channel is gaining some traction. Hope things keep moving in that direction, you deserve it.
Also, 7/10 for the sexy Dave voice.
Wow, thank you! And I’ll let him know haha
@@Drjordanbreeding Also, I really admire how much you reply to people on here. I don't think i'd ever left a comment on your video that didn't get a reply. I've watched a lot of channels grow from their beginning but have almost never seen that level of engagement.
Kudos. Can't wait to see what comes next.
@@davishickey1465 well, I feel like if people like my stuff and are willing to engage with it, then I should at least try to engage with them for as long as I can!
Hey Jordan! Can't afford the patreon, but I watch these things like a fiend, ever since you were maybe on other part of youtube (surely a false memory.) Been really looking forward to this one. Mad respect for the hustle, and I hope you keep it going! Whenever the bad vibes get me down, nothing gets me through it like the insanity of your awesome endeavours.
That's totally fine! Watching is more than enough. And thanks so much for telling me that, I'm happy these crazy videos help in some way!
@@Drjordanbreeding Side note: I know kids are picky eaters, but you can buy feed grain in bulk. Just think of the convenience, too, "crawl on over kids, we're filling up the trough!"
OooOOOoOOO@@yourGalDee
@@yourGalDee do your parents even love you if they don’t feed y’all from the trough
Dude, same here. The Friday the 13 th series that came out in like February, I've must have seen about 20 times. I want desperately to have my name in the credits of one of these videos, but I just don't have the funds to yet
See if you can guess which part of this video got flagged by CZcams bots for demonetization!
Got it out of the way 30 seconds in!
It better be at 30 seconds in because what kind of psychopath sleeps in the middle of the bed, you absolute monster Jordan
The nice thing about when videos get demonetized is that I still get to watch ads, but I know that creators get shafted.
Wait, is it the Keith Harrington-esque hoodie? I’m happy you found a way to be super comfy for 2+ hours, the running was exhausting just to watch. I think being released on the Solstice is perfect! Pablo has done outstanding work as usual.
Do we blame Dave ?
terrified of what sort of system the editors use for the insane number of clips saved for the breakneck rapid-fire jumpcuts and how the whole fuck they remember all of what's in there but it will never cease to enchant me
I just sit here doing the “I understood that reference“ meme through all of these
We have our ways haha
What a weird time in society when these movies seemed even slightly scary...
100%
I never figured out why these were good from the beginning. But I didn’t like Blair witch when that came out either
For me both the first Paranormal Activity and Blair Witch movies were scary a total of 1 time, because I saw them under the correct set of circumstances. Specifically, I did zero research, the movie was recommended to me by someone I knew, and for Blair Witch Project I'd heard it called a documentary somewhere so when I sat down my brain was prepared to take it seriously.
they still are tf
You had to be there…and also a teenager. That’s my excuse, anyway. I went in there blind and the tension had me shook.
Dave's a solid 10/10. Definitely a bombshell behind that voice. That much raw sex appeal must be why the video got flagged. Thank the ghost of Caleb he's wearing that mask, otherwise the whole channel would be gone! Then what would we do?!
#ItsBreedingTime
Dave is going to get a big head from these comments haha
@@Drjordanbreeding I hope it still fits in the mask
I’m an idiot I clicked the tag😂
Horror is the best genre. And the best fit for your videos. You get all the people who genuinely love it and then everyone else who loves to take the piss out of it. You walk a thin line very well, doc.
Yeah I think you're right. I want to keep experimenting, but this is definitely the easiest to win with.
YES! Finally the CZcams overlords have seen the error in their ways and have let the doctor in. #ItsBreedingTime
Suck it, CZcams!
@@Drjordanbreedingthat's not how you Breed! Are you sure you're a real doctor?
it’s breeding time, name of your sex tape and/or jamband
That hashing has so much potential for misuse, I love it!
@@stevenclark1662 I mean we're Breeders, so take that as you Will
Dr Breeding, I’m in awe of your ability to pinpoint franchises that I was always mildly curious about but not interested enough to actually watch, and turn them into hilarious videos like this one. Happy holidays!
That's almost always my goal! Happy holidays to you too!
I love that this one has so much of Jordan and Dave’s random unscripted conversations, those are always some of my favorite parts of these (I lost it at “frozen in carbonite”)
Awesome! Yeah I love sneaking Dave in there when I can.
3 weeks ago I made a patreon account to support a club I'm in. Then I went: "hey, I can also support that other thing that I always wanted to! I should do that before I forget."
... *now* I am supporting the channel on patreon :)
Awesome, thank you!
Heyyyyy we in here! Im glad the monetization situation got worked out in a timely fashion. Can't wait to watch this ten times over the next week. Adding it my Dr Jordan Breeding rotation 👍🏾
I was surprised! But yeah hope you dig it!
Man, you have no idea how much joy these videos bring me. And I really needed some today. Checked subs & here's this gem. Thanks so much, doc.
Glad to hear it! Hope you dig it!
I’m just really glad I got to have my name flash over the classic “my anus is bleeeding”
I think this is my peak in life
Haha screenshot that, print it out, give it to your parents for Christmas
9:11 this is like the third time my credit has been on screen during a Jared joke and I'm starting to think it's not a coincidence 😆
I got matched up with the word “erection”.
Flattered, really
A demon is doing it
I love the way the editing gets progressively more insane the longer the video goes on.
Ha yeah it’s because I’m doing more of it by myself and losing my mind
Dammit, DJB, that was magnitudes more entertaining than I assume the actual movie series is. Another recap that saves me from having to watch the real thing! Thank you!
You're welcome!
WHY DO YOU HAVE LESS THAN 20k SUBSCRIBERS
That is utterly nuts, and clearly a terrible mistake.
People - subscribe to this man. This is excellent content.
Haha these things take time, I think!
Or unsubscribe and save him before its too late, and he has to watch a bad film franchise every week.
I remember being so freaking terrified of this movie when it first came out. Now it is so dull and both of those people are annoying. I never watched the sequels so watching you recap them is a wonderful Christmas treat!
Ha I hope you enjoy this!
Personally, I'm not sure how I managed to drag myself through the first movie. The only scary thing about it was the original ending they included on the DVD. If they'd kept that, then at least the last 2 minutes or so would have been worth watching. That's........something? ^^;;
Dragula got played for less than 2 seconds and I still instinctively started bobbing my head to it.
It’s a certified bop
So it's illegal to transport dentures across state lines without a prescription unless you're a dentist.
I learned that here today.
Don’t say you don’t learn things from my educational channel!
I continue to be in awe of how you incorporate the movies style when making parodies.... and Davechal Myers continued presence 😂.
"continued presence" this is Dave's show. What do you think the D in Dr stands for?
Haha thanks! We have fun with it
daveoctor jordan breeding @@BeardedWoodland
The time for Paranormal Breeding has arrived! ...wait
challenge accepted
No that's exactly what time it is
Time for the BOOty 👻
If I had one wish it would be to wipe my brain of all Dr.Jordan Breeding content...so I could watch it all for the first time again!!
Haha somedayyyy
Rumor has it that if you leave surgical tools on your bedside table and then scream "BREED ME" into Dave's electric trombone 7 times, The Good Doctor will appear and assist Doctor Jordan Breeding while he performs elective brain surgery on you.
My friends and I look forward to your videos so bad! We message each other guessing which parts will get flagged 😂 love your videos so much keep up the great work
Haha well shoot. I hope none of them get flagged in the end!
So happy you got this up! I wish you all the money fr. You've brought me joy this year ❤
Ha well thank you so much!
I've waited for this more than the regular "Paranormal" movies. Lol
Haha hell yeah
Saw the mail notification from Patreon, clicked right away, let the Breeding Spookies begin...good times
Hope you enjoy it!
@@Drjordanbreeding I did, engaged in Breeding Time several times in the past hours....awesome as always!
Oh... oh no haha@@danielondruska7854
I beat my old record of coming quick.
Oh... no...
If Dave keeps escaping the basement we should have Dave fight Warmbo
Deal
Time is a web, silly goat! And Warmbo is the spider
The editing and quick cuts to jokes/references is some of the best work ive ever seen. That had to have taken a lot of time and effort
Great video
Wow, thanks! It’s always nice when somebody seems to “get” it haha
This editing is pure ADHD, and I couldn't be happier. It's what my brain does when I watch things, but this saves me the focal expense.
Yeah we go pretty hard with the edits!
I just saw this pop up in my feed and I actually said "Yes!" Out loud.
YOL
1:08:20 "space warlord organ trading simulator" sounds like a perfect description of how I play Rimworld, so I now DEMAND you uninstall the monitoring software you've clearly installed inside my eyeballs!
this just recommended to me- subbed!
(and ready to be bred for the next 2 hours 💀)
One of us! One of us!
Welcome, fellow Breeder™
This video is just the beginning.
Oh man hey! Welcome to the weird club!
Dave has the voice of a golden God. I would 100% follow it into a creepy basement
I've done that so many times
Literally my favorite CZcamsr now I can't wait to see you upload
Wow, thanks!
I watched this and then a giant Dr. Jordan Breeding crawled out of my screen with long scraggly black hair and told me to sign up for his Patreon or else his kids wouldn’t be able to eat. Great experience! 10/10, would totally recommend
WRONG FRANCHISE but yes I do that for every video haha
Oh thank god this will wash the taste of aquaman 2 out of my mouth
Oof hopefully
YOU, my man, should be on SNL, or writing for a late night show, or SOMETHING.
Ha I think I’m too weird for all of them
@@Drjordanbreeding Man, I'm not so sure. You're... I mean, man, you've GOT it. I honestly think that the only problem is that not enough people are being exposed to your work. And, yeah: I'LL watch a six hour video, but perhaps try some 10-20 min vids? But, NO. You aren't "too weird." You're funny like South Park and Aqua Teen, and DRASTICALLY exceed the writing on, say, SNL. Don't sell yourself short, man. I am NOT blowing smoke up your ass. You have the creds, man, and you're fucking hilarious. Strike while the iron is hot, man.
@@XANAX-Pilled well thank you so much for saying that! It’s very kind. And good news! In February we will release five videos, four of which will be 20-ish minutes and then another big fat one!
9:51 Jordan......😶😨😂😂 look idk why I turned this on before bed because I keep laughing and can't sleep now lmao
Oops sorry haha
I think one of the funniest critisms people say of these films is "how did a day trader and teaching major afford to buy a house?"
He trades really hard?
Dear Jordan, this is awesome.
Dear Jamie, thank you so much!
I hope you got your monetization situation with this video sorted out. I look forward to these every month!
I did! Thanks so much! The human thought it was fine haha
Autoplaying this all night to make more watch hours.
Ha well you don't have to! I don't want CZcams to think you're a bot!@@andiward7068
😂 the editing is *chef’s kiss* perfect. It’s a good week every time a video gets posted
Thanks so much!
Dude the fact you sat through these terrible movies just to explain them to us makes you a hero!
Haha I DEFINITELY think of myself as a hero!
I went to Paranormal Activity 3 on a date. I remember the trailer was like "the last 15 min will scare you more than anything. "
...that's because the last 15 min is thr only time ANYTHING happens. Even then it's not scary. Worst date movie I've seen!
A few things...
1 "raisin fingered" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
2 Dave voice = sexy and he knows it.
3. You got flaged for the footage of the baby on yhe security cam?NEVERMIND it's the middle school thing! Lmao
By far the longest grudge I've ever held is about getting duped by the marketing into spending my time and money seeing the first one in an actual theater.
@@brett66yeah, the first one would be worse!
Haha I’m sorry for your date!
@@Drjordanbreeding don't worry she didn't date me long.
When the toilet roll was flipped over... the horror!!! 😱😱😱
GASP
The Marked Ones is hands down the best of the sequels because it was actually entertaining the entire time between scares. I will never let people talk crap about it too much. The Mexican gang members against the witches is peak Paranormal Activity lol
It was definitely a movie in this series haha
i'm glad you made this video because i don't understand why these films were so popular and, apparently, scary.
not even rifftrax could help keep my attention on the film.
Oh wow!
Im a simple man. I see a Dr. Mr. Professor Breeding Esquire the 8th video, I have to click like and leave a comment. If I don't... he'll find me. He always finds me... but anyway I'm enjoying the vid!
I WILL FIND YOU
@@Drjordanbreeding If you don't I'll feel very let down... and have to binge all the content yet again :D
Paranormal activity has to be the most baffling movie series to ever exist.
I only saw the first one and it is barely more entertaining than watching paint dry. I am truly confused how it ever entertained anyone
It is wild
I’m so glad we got this today!!Probably one of my favorites so far 🤣 Knock it off Dave!
Dave is so crazy!
He’s wackyyy
Well, I watched all… four(?) hours of this video… and I loved it! I’ll never watch these stupid movies but it was a joy to have them summarized for me in such a delightfully humorous and meme-filled manner. Thanks Dr. Breeding - the only doctor I know who only writes prescriptions for delight.
Two hours haha. But glad you enjoyed it!
I love all your videos, a great way to laugh way to hard trying to do dishes. But can i just say the little clips of you and dave just being friends is also just so great! I love the tangents you make each other laugh on, its unscripted but always funny.
Ha thanks! I love the fact that Dave knows basically nothing about any of these movies. Just creates some fun weird moments.
For real the bit from The Last Crusade where they talk about the knight guarding the cup took me out!
“You think god is gonna be mad?”
“I should have gotten you a book called ‘How to Guard a Fucking Cup.’
Can you start releasing these as premieres so we few fools who commit to multi-hour videos the moment they release can shitpost each other like god intended?
I feel like the algorithm freaking hates those? I was thinking of doing a goofy outtake one that way though!
Ask A Ninja, Ugandan Expendables.... some deep cut references there, awesome! Also that editing trick on DayNight #4forFour was really well done! Watching these out of order, also appreciate the Swaim reference and the 'Some News' one. Too many references to even keep track of and mention. But so so many of them eerily tap into my brain...you spyin on me bro??
Yeah... Thursday does seem to be a good day for some ghosts. 👻😂
Many smart people are saying this
Been waiting on this one. Because I forgot the plot but I am NOT revisiting this series.
Yeah it’s a slog haha
@@Drjordanbreeding You did your best to make it fun and for that I thank you. And… I’m sorry you had to go through that.
I once watched one of those "real ghost hunters" do their thing on tv, and the "ghost" pulled the blanket UP instead of down. No thanks, I'd like to cover you MORE than you already were 😂
Haha amazing
I like to think I’d be a nice ghost like that. Just wanna make sure you’re tucked in lil buddy.
I didn't even realize they made 7 of these movies! And each one got stupider as they kept going. Like wow man this story feels and looks like they just kept throwing anything to the wall to make it stick in order to tie in the other movies in the most convoluted ways xD
Yeah there really was no plan whatsoever haha
Ha! I love this, Doc. It was worth the wait. I admit I was starting to get confused on what they were doing in #5, but then I realized it doesn't make sense anyway. 😂
Yeah it’s all pretty muddled!
I AM READY TO BE APPROPRIATELY SPOOKED
Haha I doubt you will be
running ghosts that push doors ajar and hide keys? I literally can’t think of anything scarier
Yessss you went with Bed drag!! Riots averted! Good job babe 😗
Thaaaaaanks
Tbh I’m legit surprised you didn’t find a way to sneak an Amish paradise joke in. Great work!
Haha sorrrrry
My man got the "John Dies At the End" on his desk, represent! There's also a really fun movie adaptation
Been waiting for this! Gonna crochet my blanket and commit to this. Love you guys❤
Haha I hope this makes for a fun evening!
All this time and I had no idea you were a Doctor of Paranormal Research (up to but not including demons). Great work!
Ha thanks will do!
It took me way too long to realize what you mean by "Disturbingly popular but morally dubious."
Yeah it’s a real deep cut
I'm giving Dave an 8/10. He gets his extra point from a 7 to an 8 because I saw him in the Jason video and his commitment to be a homicidal murderer for both your guys' work gets him an extra point. Extra commitment gets points. 😂 Plus you tried to kill him in the Scream video and he still stuck around, so he's a keeper.
Okay after all that, he gets a 10. The side conversations make me laugh too 😂
He’s for sure a keeper haha
Whoa first minute gang! Let's goooooooooooo
Hell yeah!
Did not expect to hear about legal and illegal butt stuff and casper real age lol thats why these vids are awesome ya never what we will talk about 😅
What stories we weave!
"Hey The Cheat, wanna watch even 20 minutes of a single Paranormal Activity movie?"
"Fuck no!"
"Ok but do you want to watch Dr Jordan Breeding explain the entire series over 2 hours?"
"OF COURSE I DO!"
Same but more so with 50 shades movies 😂
I would have said you couldn’t pay me to watch those but then I supported a dude on Patreon so he’d eventually tell me all about them.
@@aint2proud2meg oh those ones too lol. I'd watch a Paranormal Activity before I watched a 50 Shades movie but I've watched Jordan's video about them twice already lol
Hell yeah
Omg, omg, omg! I’m so ready! Also sorry ur being haunted! 👻
Haha thaaaaank you
Dave's voice makes him sound like one of those really hot people but they've got daddy issues and don't realize they're hot so you still have a chance with them. But you don't know if you want to take your shot because you don't know if that's the type of person you want to be. So instead you spend most of the night sitting at the end of the bar getting progressively more drunk on Voodoos until you've finally built up the courage to approach, but by the time you'd done that they're already gone. Or so you think, but it turns out they just went outside for twenty minutes to take a phone call. But now you've ruined your mojo and the only way to get it back is to order even more drinks but you can't do that because you'll just get sloppy drunk and ruin everything, and probably puke on Dave's shoes. So instead you just call an Uber and when you leave, he's leaving at the same time so you brush shoulders and that, of all things, is what's going to haunt you for the rest of the night.
That is literally exactly what Dave is like
Will be watching this 14 times a day, thank you doctor!
That’s too much haha
The toilet paper being put the *WRONG* way was played as a joke but genuinely the scariest part of this video
6/10 for Dave's voice. He has potential, but I only got a semi. Sorry, Dave.
Ha I’ll let him know
I just wanted to say merry Xmas to you and yours Mr Breeding, and thank you for your crazy.
Merry Christmas to you!
Oh and Dave's sexy voice is a 10. It makes me want to insert Optimus Prime cutaway here.
Nah. Dave's voice makes me think of the Terminator bü tt cutaway:)"""
Oh no haha
This is the video that taught me that the Paranormal Activity reboot happened. And is what convinced me to get it.
The final scene with all of the death at the farm was something that was really cool.
Yeah I mean it's fine compared to the others
Finding out that you get royalties from the Kardashian show is WILD! What an insane little fact about you lol!
Yeah it's one of those perfect two truths and a lie facts haha
I'm so hyped for this!!
I hope you dig it!
LET’S GOOOOOO!!!
LET'S!
"Dave, what in the hell," is one of the funniest line deliveries I've ever heard.
Haha well thank you!
Great work as always.
Dave's voice with Dr. Breeding's body is the ultimate combo
Haha hell yeah. Fan fiction in the making
Oh my goodness the good Dr is being haunted. I guess I better watch him explain the paranormal activity movies to understand what's going on.
Hope all is well bro, continued well wishes to you
Haha thanks hope all is well with you too!
Will there be a "Rasin Fingered" patreon level?
I've... Uhh... heard some people asking...
Soooo. Are we subscribing to give or receive the finger? Asking for, uhh, Dave?
I’ll consider it
Sorry work, i have a real duty to fulfill
Correct, soldier.
I feel like the grandma going down the $1 staircase is gonna fall through it like Jason in F13 7 New Blood.
Between Neo's alarm at 9:18 and Micah's at 6:14, I'm starting to think people who make movies don't know how real people set alarms. The cutaway jokes are superb as always, and this video might have the best tangent conversations between you and Dave
Oh awesome! I'm glad you enjoyed it
My theory was Neo hit snooze twice.
WOOOOOOOO! 🎉
WOOOO!!!