I explain all 6 Sharknado movies while getting sucked into a beernado
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- čas přidán 27. 07. 2024
- Dr. Jordan Breeding explains the entire Sharknado Movie Timeline while also trying to drink his way out of a beernado. Welcome to my new channel.
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00:00 - Intro
00:59 - SHARKNADO
18:15 - SHARKNADO 2: The Second One
38:45 - SHARKNADO 3: Oh Hell No!
56:23 - SHARKNADO: The 4th Awakens
1:21:15 - SHARKNADO 5: Global Swarming
1:42:58 - THE LAST SHARKNADO: It’s About Time
#moviereview #movierecap #timeline - Komedie
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I love watch these video! You do the great work.
I just got a raise so it's possible! I'm getting closer to paying rent!
@@susangurnoe9611 sheesh well yeah just focus on rent!
@@Drjordanbreeding stop thinking I'm important! But I love you in a way I hope the best for you
Not seen these but gonna check out for a laugh 😊🐾 💜
I met the editor of the first one. It was his first job out of film school. Him saying "It was a lot worse before I touched it" haunts me till this day. I saw a man who saw horrors none of us can fathom that day.
Haha that's crazy! I bet that was a zero fun job.
If you don't know why he yells buckaroo bonsai I really really really suggest you look it up and watch it it's the weirdest 80's fever dream of cinema
That's effed up.
At least some people really liked the first one, i thought it was alright, then again I've seen some pretty dang bad movies and other media. But i have family and a couple friends that freaking loved it.
I'm going to have to ask some of them later if they ever saw past 2 lol😂
Respect to him for doing what he could in an effort to try and make something enjoyable out of whatever they handed him. "There's nowhere to go but up" gets thrown around a lot but.... I like his odds here!
Sorry that ended up a lot longer than i meant it to.
Tldr: i thought it was fine but know people that loved it. And kudos to him for trying.
we’re in the new era of Dr. Breeding, long live the “every single ______ explained” series!
Huzzah!
@@Drjordanbreeding Does watching the older series contribute to you? Are they owned by cracked, and just your new stuff contributes to this channel?
@@diahjedi it doesn’t necessarily help, but if you like them go ahead and watch them!
@@Drjordanbreeding eh, I'll just watch your stuff directly. If I don't actively support the creator, how can I expect new content? Guess I better put my money where my mouth is, and get on patreon lol-- eh, I'm the big 5-0
@@diahjedi haha hey you said it not me!
I've honestly never seen a single one of these catastrophes, and now I'm grateful because that won't ever change. Thanks Doc, you saved my life.
That'll be $100000
I watched I think four and I thought that was all until this came out. How did six of these get greenlit wtaf. Side note sharksskin is insanely tough like massively thick layer or sandpaper half these tactics are easily cutting through them like paper. Like chainsaw lightsaber fine but beyond that most things aren't getting thru it
@@terryjohnson8974 I don’t think you understand what’s actually going on in these movies. Which is exactly the mindset of a normal person. You win the normal person award! Here you go! 🏆
I watched them all and they are so bad they are good imo I'm also a Tremor's series stan tho
@@Drjordanbreeding that's the budget of the next 6 sequels
A moment of silence for all the beers that died so this art could be made.
Too many.
This is the exact level of sophisticated commentary that the Sharknado cinematic universe deserves. Actually, I take that back. This video may be TOO sophisticated and lucid.
Everybody is always telling me I'm too sophisticated and lucid.
I won't deny that I really like the Sharknado movies, bad as they are. And you're right, they could all be called Cameonados. The cameos in these movies are mind-boggling.
I definitely enjoyed some moments
I have no idea why, but I keep seeing the title of this as Beenado, not Beernado.
As a New York City resident I can confirm that if you wanted to build a super soaker flamethrower a bodega would probably have everything you need
Haha okay noted
I doubled my time on the treadmill so I could keep watching this. Dr. Jordan Breeding, he's good for your health!
I had to wait longer than I expected for the John Cena joke but I knew you wouldn't let me down.
I wasn’t sure if I’d do one or not haha
@@Drjordanbreeding in the words of the man himself: Never give up.
Never back down
Wait theres a goddam John Cena meme in this?? I gotta get out of this phone conversation and unpause the episode.....
I've never seen these films and, thanks to the power of beer and IPA-nados, I don't have to.
I owe you sooo much.
Haha yeah YOU DO
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but the Sharknado Universe is friggin complex.
And I made it to that part and beyond to the bitter end. Because the Doc deserves every second of watch time. 🤘🏻
It kind of is! And thank you haha
I have never seen a single Sharknado movie but I couldn't be more excited to watch you explain them all to me.
Haha hell yeah
The reason in the 3rd film for the "At least it isn't zombies" line, is because the actress he talks to in that scene is in another Syfy original as one of the main leads - there's a line in that same show saying "At least it isn't sharks" to parallel this one.
That makes sense! I knew it had to be something like that.
@@Drjordanbreeding I legit only knew that because of a very chance encounter with the Syfy channel during a hotel stay where they premiered this film and that episode back to back.
@@maxadrianburton7654 sounds like you’ve had a rough week haha
Okay that's actually really funny then
now all we need is a final destination x sharknado collab, feel like death would appreciate setting traps with flying sharks
This is Syfy Channel their rip off would be *Reaper Shark* and it'd be a black cloaked ghost Shark with a Scythe or something insane like that 😅
God I wish I was being eaten out by...sorry...eaten by sharks. Never stop making the "Until I explained" series. There will always be absolutely wackadoo series that need the Doctor touch.
Deal.
I’ll pay him to make more of these starting with the sharktopus movies they get dumb fast
How many are there? Haha
I need to see this series cover Tremors decent into becoming the greatest (or at least most) American monster movie franchise EVER. Up to and including a canceled TV series
It’s on the list!
I think I'll need to watch this video twice to understand fully the brilliance of the interconnected and profound plot of these movies.
Oh at LEAST
Sometimes I've wondered if I've missed out on a cult classic by not seeing these movies. But I feel like watching this video was time much better spent. Great for watching (and rewatching a bit) while I'm up all night nursing, pumping, and trying to get a newborn to sleep. Thanks Doc!
Yeah these aren’t worth watching in real life haha. But I’m glad it was useful for you!
Extremely glad that this series is continuing. Wishing you all the best Jordan, I'm sure to stick around!
Thanks for giving me a chance (again)!
@@Drjordanbreeding Nothing you haven't earned a dozen times over
@@slake9727 That's extremely kind, thank you!
I cannot stress enough that if I had a thousand guesses for the framing device of this series, I wouldn't have guessed "beernado" in place of a prison of some sort... but Tara Reid as the villain? I get it
Haha yeah we were limited by it being cold
@@Drjordanbreeding That makes sense, extreme cold is the right time to wear a hat on a hat.
@@beatrixwickson8477 Indeed!
One of the best jokes ever told has to be when pitch meeting said that it was a 50% chance of Nova being in the shark: either she is or she isn't!
Schrodinger’s shark
I watched this twice so far. First time as a sleep aid. This time with my breakfast. Next time while I work. On repeat. It's my life now. The dreams got real weird...
Oh no I need to make more
Did you perhaps dream of Sharknadoes?
This is the only good thing to come from the Sharknado franchise since someone came up with the word Sharknado
Haha hell yeah
I've always wondered what the deal was with these movies, not enough to watch them though. I'm so glad this video exists. Thank you!
Glad I could help!
It's finally here! Here are allllll the links and crap.
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hey, i watched that part!
Now get sucked in a heroin-ado and watch all the Danny Boyle movies! (I'll take my producer credit now)
@@SickSkwerl haha done!
"I got to that part."
@@anti-depressant Yeah you did, haha
Oh shit, I'm going to have to drink some beers and come back to this. The Sharknado movies are the best!
Please do!
I actually really missed these type of videos and hope to see more. Keep going doctor breeding my diagnosis is still pending!!!
More on the way!
I love that time seems to pass completely normally in between sharknados. Like nothing about society changes to adapt, everything stays exactly the same until the next Sharknado and this one man's family has to fix it
Seriously. At least in Pacific Rim they built big ass robots to fight the threat. Here, they're just like damn it sucks how many Sharknados there are... oh well!
@@Drjordanbreedingto be fair I could 100% buy that being the actual response in reality.
@@ryancosly8510 yeah the amount of dire problems governments and the general public actively ignoring is insane right now
I love these movies. A guilty pleasure of mine is terrible movies and the Syfy channel was the gift that kept on giving.
Ha it certainly does
Cracked has burned me for the last time. Doctor Breeding for life!! Thank you for watching these movies so I don't have to. I appreciate your sacrifice!
I watched this twice today. I freaking love this series!
You mean because of the rough cut? Because I don't think you could literally watch it twice haha
Normally, I only watch the summaries for the specific movies I've watched, but I realized that I'm never going to get around to watching all of these. Glad I did, because I would have missed your genuinely laugh out loud funny Jared jokes. 🦈🌪️🍻
Haha hell yeah! Thanks for giving it a shot
I drank my beers and watched this entire video. Damn, Jordan. Well done. I'm looking forward to your next adventure. All the Sharknado movies were loose on "plot," but the 6th movie seems like they wrote ideas on cooked spaghetti noodles, threw them against a wall, and kept whatever stuck. Too bad they couldn't read their writing after.
Congrats on finishing it all haha
This a wonderful, hilarious way to describe that movie.
Sharknado 5 starts. Jorden: shakes cocktail shaker
Me: "Oh no! That's gonna foam so much!"
Jordan: pours water (or does he?)
Me: "Okay it's not beer. I'm somehow disappointed. But at least he didn't make a mess."
EDIT: never mind, he spills it everywhere
Yeah that one WAS water haha
Dang Jordan, hitting me in the feels with your mention of cracked. You brought that channel back to life. Happy to see you still making the A+ content here
Well, this week is actually my final week as a Cracked employee, unfortunately!
@Dr. Jordan Breeding Great things ahead for you I'm sure. Congrats on baby #3. We just had our third girl last month.
@@FateWorseThanDeath Wow that's awesome! Congrats!
Oh thank god, I was missing the long unhinged recaps of movies I’d never seen
Here they are baby
Can’t wait to watch this until I have it memorized like I did the previous eps!
Oh no! haha
Love the film series recaps. I'd like to see one for Hellraiser. Congrats on the addition to the family 🤙🏿
It's on the list and thank you so much!
This will be more exciting than all the Sharknados combined
MAYBE
DEFINITELY!!!
Faint praise but also true
Your work is so full of passion and humor
Thank you so much!
Just finished, maybe I'm biased for personal reasons but this is definitely some of your best work. Actually laughed out loud super hard at multiple parts. What a fever dream of a series, christ. Thank you again Jordan, to you and your team, I really needed this today.
Well, I'm glad you think so! The next one is going to be a bit weird, because I actually filmed it first and was figuring some stuff out but I really think we're going to get in a groove soon and they'll get better and better.
@@Drjordanbreeding Looking forward to it : )
I've been waiting for this for long! Seriously, I think you are devaluing the love people have for these. Now I can rewatch this one like 20 times and give the Nightmare on Elm street series a break. Lol.
Haha well they’re a lot of work, so I’m glad people like these!
@Dr. Jordan Breeding is watching all of them the hardest part?
No the edit definitely is. Just takes forever. I mean, every part of this is hard haha
I totally appreciate all the hard work!
@@patricequeen1156 I appreciate you telling me you appreciate it!
I'm not even sure why, but I simply cannot get enough of these movie explainy videos. In fact, they were the only reason I was subscribed to Cracked on YT. Good stuff. ^_^
Ha well then you're in the right place! A new one should be coming out really soon.
@@Drjordanbreeding Eeeeee! :D
I just remembered that there's an spin-off mockumentary of the Sharknado saga I haven't watched yet: 2015's *Sharknado: Heart of Sharkness*
Apparently the plot is that a filmmaker attenpted to make the first Sharknado film with real sharks instead of CGI (and lots of death and carnage ensued, I assume)
Huh that’s kinda fun
@@Drjordanbreeding is a fun concept, but I'm worried about it's execution (we're still talking about The Asylum here)... I should look it up regardless, it has to be streaming _somewhere_
@@Mario_Angel_Medina Took me five seconds to find haha czcams.com/video/EGXTXV56kAg/video.html
Oh shit is that the doctor? You've been missed!
Happy to be back!
“How dare you stand where he stood” got me! Cannot stop laughing
Oh that was 100% a Cezary joke!
I think Jordan and Dave put more effort and skill into this video than any of the Asylum movies ever have.
Hire us, Asylum!
im glad this series is back, i have been waiting for it since when you announced it was coming back
Thanks for watching it over here!
Lazer beams from the eyes is so 80s, today we shoot Lazer beams from our nose.
Damn my bad
*laser
What a great inaugural video for your channel! Love this series, glad it's still going! 💪🏻
More to come!
@@Drjordanbreeding can't wait!
I’ve always wanted to watch one of these cuz people love how absurd they are but this sounds way too insane 😂😂😂
They are… incredibly insane haha
I love this series, and absolutely adore your work! Excited to see you on your own journey!
Thank you so much!
I hate you we have to walked the dog first!! When we saw it go live my wife and I jumped up and down high fiving yelling yes!!! And my wife said quick get your shirt!
Haha heck yeah!
@@Drjordanbreeding
Walked dog ✔
Shirt ✔
Unofficial Dr Jordan Breeding body pillow ✔
Snacks ✔
Ready ✔
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Oh yeah and wife, sure. ✔
Its go time!
@@RoxasTheHeroOfTime GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
This story makes me very happy.
Alright...I'm glad you watched them for me first off...also....
1. I do dream of that man. ❤
2. We did get make it to that part.
3. I'm one of the 8 people still watching and still subscribed!
4. By the end you were like what has become of my life
5. What did we just watch???
A master piece i must say!
Also DAVE am I right!!!!!!?????
I’m so happy for these!!! I was almost gonna cry as hard as I did the first time my favourite people were no longer at cracked. Like “not Dr. Jordan, too!!!” shaking my impotent fist towards a cruel and arbitrary god kinda thing.
I'm sorry! Hopefully the stuff we make here is cool too!
@@Drjordanbreeding already is, my dude! Congrats!
@@GothBarbie3000 Thank you so much!
He's baaaaack. These are my life blood thank you, Dad 🙏
You’re welcome, my child haha
I liked this one 'cause it was kinda like drunk history. I just don't want Jordan to drink copiously for each one 😆
I won’t!
Giddy with excitement! These movie series synopsis videos are some of my favorite videos on CZcams. Love the long form, too! Have you considered also chopping them up into smaller, more digestible individual movies sections and releasing each video in order as “part 1, part 2, etc” I have several friends who liked the idea and would check out the video but the run time scared those impotent cowards off! I called them weak-boned pretentious goblins and told them to make better choices! ❤
I don't know. I kind of like them all together (and I think CZcams might prefer it in the long-run?) but it's definitely something I should look into. Maybe for Facebook or something?
Weak-Boned Pretentious Goblins is my new band name!
What about a compromise? Keep the video length, but do the thingie where you put chapter segments or whatever into the video progress bar and put time stamp links in the video description? That way it's almost effortless to just stop and start as necessary. (Which is personally what I do since it's rare that I have the ability to watch videos of this length in one sitting.)
Oh crap I literally just forgot to do that stupidly
I’ll do that in a minute
Beautiful! Truly a work of art! I will be joining your Patreon soon! Thank you so much for the long form content 💜
Amazing! Thanks so much for checking it out.
Love this series, and they clearly are made with care and effort! Hope you keep these up
Thank you so much! I've already got another 1.7 of these filmed!
I'm not even half way through this and I can already feel my soul leaving my body. Also, storms are now officially referred to as Stornks at my house.
LOOK OUT ITS A STORNK
I am so happy this series is back!! Please never stop making these!!
Ha I'll do my best!
@@Drjordanbreedingyou can’t die! You must continue making videos that explain an entire movie franchise until the heat death of the universe! Lmao
@@aspiringwayfarer No pressure haha
Please, don't ever stop doing these! I love these, even when they are about movies that I would normally have no interest in whatsoever :-)
("Thoughts & Prayers, leather jacket!")
More on the way!
I don't know whose post botched lobotomy brain birthed these "movies", but my deepest admiration to you kind sir for watching them and making me laugh :) Thank you!
You are absolutely welcome haha
I'm so glad that this series is still going! Long live the doc!
Haha thanks! It's sort of a new thing, but same idea!
Oh dayum got a weekend watch.
You've got... such a long watch.
I've never seen a sharknado movie, and I doubt that will ever change. But 2h of Jordan talking...things(?)...about it? _Let's roll._
Haha good luck
I just read this fully in the way Jordan kept say _"Gibb??"_ in the Jason vs Freddy segment of the Elm Street Explained video. Lol
20:23 Lol, thanks for referencing my comment from the Nightmare on Elm Street video, I am ready for the new era of Dr. Jordan Breeding content!
Thanks for watching!
This one mustve autoplayed in my sleep… REWATCH! Dr. Breeding is a handsome talented boy. Good job buddy.
Edit: I’m halfway through this and though i’m enjoying the quips and riffs… poor Jordan. He suffers greatly for the art. I wouldnt be able to take any of the sequels
Ha well thank you
God bless you Dr. Breeding 🙏🏽
And you!
That's Charo (sp?) in pink and a hat in #5. She's famous for music and being quite charming lol. "Coochie coochie coochie!" was her catch phrase. Congrats on this beautiful video! Criminally undersubbed
Makes sense! And thanks so much! We're adding more subs every day, so I'm sure we'll get there eventually!
You know I first read this as a "Beenado" and I genuinely thought how that in fact is more terrifying than a Sharknado and thus a great concept. But this works too!
No beernado could stop me haha
Truly Remarkable.I have now experienced all of the Sharknado movies without watching one of them! @Dr.JordanBreeding this is truly your magnum opus! #BeernadoRules #StopAbusingDave
It has begun. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO, BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Woooooo!
I'm so so happy that you're continuing this series! And omg this one takes the cake lol.
Glad you enjoy it!
in what fuckin universe does a guy this talented with this level of production quality only have like 30k subs?!
I’m tryyyyiiiiinnnnggggggg (and also it’s almost certainly my insane titles haha)
I truly love the first two of these movies. Now I know to completely ignore that the others exist. Thank you.
I enjoyed the first and the sixth. That was pretty much it.
THANK YOU !!! now I never have to watch these made for cable television movies dramas
You're very welcome haha
I'm not subscribed on patreon yet but I'm still watching every second of this video. Can't wait for the next installment!
Awesome, thank you!
@@Drjordanbreeding did former cracked member Dr Jordan Breeding just hearted my comment and even responded!? I must be high. Which I might be. Sweet.
Edited: former cracked employee
@@Georg3e he sure did haha
@@Drjordanbreeding and now no one can tell me my day was unproductive.
@@Georg3e NO ONE
Im glad this "film series explained" is continuing. Great video on you new channel and to many more.
Thanks!
Yesssssssss time strap in and feel the G's!!!!!!!! I can't wait to start this.
Haha heck yeah!
1:54:40
A british general joke?
Signing out.
Oh noooo
Man, I've been waiting for more of these on the Cracked channel, didn't realize you were doing your own! Love the consistent effort in these, always so great
Thanks for watching!
It took me to the 4th movie to realize why you’re drinking while describing these movies and then I realize that it’s Sharknado. I get it lol. Also, poor Dave. 😂😂😂
It’s quite the poetic video
if i leave this video playing on mute do you still get the same revenue, or does it need sound to accrue views?
Well, I don't get ANY revenue because we're not monetized, but in the overall sense yes you can play it on mute because I need a few thousand more "watch hours" to BECOME monetized.
@@Drjordanbreeding im working on it! ooh, what if i just leave it to loop?
I mean I’ll allow it!
This is what we been waiting for 🙏
I hope so!
What the heck was charo doing in the sharknado franchise. I know that can apply to most of the actors but that’s the one that got me.
Oh THAT is who that was?
Damn dude, you did it again. I watched these when they fist came out and remember having fun watching them.
They need to be spaced out over six years, binge watching them is a definite no-no 😂
Looking forward to whichever franchise cough cough home alone cough cough you choose to do next 👍🏻
Someday!
I found this channel yesterday, while randomly searching for new things to watch. Please, never stop, these are AMAZING and I wish I had found them sooner!!! Your level of sarcasm is most needed and so appreciated!! 😂😂
Welcome aboard! I've got the rest of 2023 planned out! Transformers should be here in a couple weeks!
Wow. Umm... OK. Way to take one for the team Doc! I had no idea how deep the crazy went with these, thought a tornado of sharks was weird enough. So, cool. Cheers. Also, yay for your channel, look forward to seeing what's next!
Thanks so much for watching! More stuff to come.
oh god you're finally back to feeding my addiction to this series. thanks doc, the withdrawals were getting rough for a sec there
Gotta keep 'em coming back for more haha
I never wanted to see these movies, but I am SO GLAD you summarized it. This was hilarious
Glad you enjoyed them!
Another work of art, Dr. Breeding. I’m incredibly happy you are continuing this series!
Hey thanks so much!
I commented too soon. I just got to the British joke and I’m OUT.
@@Sean_but_Not_Heard oh no! Haha
How, where, how did he, where did he come from lmao
Everybody is asking this
Movies like this gives me confidence both in my writing ability and my editing abilities
If they can do it, you can do it.
YEEEEEESSSSSS! Grest effects Jordan! I’m so flippin happy right now.
Huzzah! Thank you!
Hahah this is great. Love that you're breaking out for doing these yourself, man. A lot of people went to do retrospectives like that but your charm and charisma really show through and make these extra entertaining.
I'll look forward to your further content. Much love.
Thanks so much! Another long video should be out in the next week or so!
I honestly can't believe they made this many of these.
Me either.
I've never heard of you Doctor and this is my first video of yours, but you have a great show and personality, definitely going to watch more of your channel! Keep it up Doc
Oh wow hey! That’s great! Another “episode” should be out end of next week
This making of this video is the only thing that justifies the making of the movies it is based on.
Ha hell yeah