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It’s the easiest role… for me!

spinny spear is DUM give Orisa her shield back

Venture is such a basic character. He’s a real yawn.

Never understood why we wash our hands after peeing. If anything we should wash our hands before. Your hands should be dirtier than your Peter

5v5 doesn't work with evidence. Lol

For orisa why does she have 2 spears when it doesnt show that she is equipped with 2 like junk mines, rein fire strike. If she uses spear or javelin spin using 1 of the 2 they borh need to go to cooldown. I just find that odd with orisa.

Let’s not pretend that there ain’t some dumbass tanks in this game. I tank with my friends because they’re all brain dead and i don’t wanna get rolled

2:35 The size of a ICBM missile? The size of an intercontinental ballistic missile missile? Man he really wanted to emphasize the size of that javelin

If people actually complain about a difference of 5m of a spawn point then this is the reason why we've got OverWatch 2

Bruh, it's at home people need to chill.

Imagine getting reported by the entire team and getting banned or suspended over a quick play match haha

Idk why the music reminds me of doom. Am i crazy?

I was playing comp with friends. Enemy capped in overtime while we were on defence on route 66, and our genji who was like 6-8 demanded our tank swap off of rein (which tbf we were against hog) or they’d go afk. It’s genuinely insane how players will give up and blame the tank, while thinking they’re providing more value when you can tell they’re not.

i will say, orisa is a centaur... she probably SHOULD have a movement ability

6:21 "Oh my lanta" in the chat. A fellow SmallAntMom enjoyer, i presume🎉

Going for pee-k efficiency

Ow player are actually the worst. Some people would rather type and complain during the game rather than actually play

all this bum does is farm content and do tier list and read patch notes

Nah, wash your hands. Even if you don't touch a thing, it's an opportunity to wash your hands. Hands that been touching all kinds of shit you don't think about. If you have an opportunity to wash your hands, fucking do it.

I don’t touch ranked cause of Que times

Ya I don't wash my hands if I just pee at home either. I pull my pants and underwear down, sit down pee, shake side to side a little, stand up and pull up pants and underwear, and flush with my foot. Easy peasy and no need for a hand rinse.

Bruh the bots pfp has me washin my hand holy shit are there so many of them

Flats has the fastest wee in the west🤠

What are with these profile pic in the comments?

Why is it that people are so competitive in QP and so dang trollish in comp, i dont get it?!

It is the easiest roll, but its also the most unfun role

Nahhhhhh bruh, wash ur fuckin hands 💀💀

Had a guy blame me for losing yesterday when I was 23-9, 16k dmg on junkerqueen only and he was 14-17 as dps 😭

Flats is HUNG

Impegnarsi in questo discorso è sia intellettualmente stimolante che emotivamente gratificante. È un promemoria della forza e della resilienza delle donne ovunque.💞

Il livello di curiosità intellettuale e passione tra le donne qui è contagioso.💋

Down here in the metal ranks tank seems easier to play now

What da dog doin?

Hot take, orisa has never been fun. One of the most boring kits I’ve ever seen.

thank you for saying this! after returning to overwatch for the first time since overwatch 1, i'm finding myself just not wanting to play tank at all, to the point where as soon as my weekly challenges are done, i REFUSE to queue for all roles. i just queue for damage + support instead.

Moira being her mobility to the table, literally vanishing and reappearing while being invulnerable and has a mobile healing spawn. She isn't necessarily worse, just depends on your play style

Its having to literally chase these dipshits just to heal them, or them dodging my heals when there’s nobody there

Concept of 4 pushing up so 1 pushes cart to create space is not how you play over watch 2 under diamond lobbies lol . Plat and below are playing cart

I'm not going to correct myself. You can want to call them whatever you want, it's a video game. If I call em a she, I'm calling em a she. The more you harass me about it, the more I doubt down. I speak how I want, if i mess it up I will correct myself.

Bro must have been in my match.

Both skill characters both brothers stuck at c tier sad 2 see

Hi a year later she’s a top pick

the skin problem is i think a texture problem its jade make it look like jade not some gross dipped mall knife

I find it so silly that Orisa is a centaur a litteral half horse. she has a spear ... and instead of a speedy mobile charging and impaling tank. she is the most static one in the game. she is outsped by a guy with two machineguns and two hearts pumping and an 70yo space marine with a litteral wall in his pocket.

The orisa was far enough back to not get hit by the first car and moving fast enough to avoid the second

As an ow1 tank main yes they screwed us over. The other roles were compliant in allowing it too because they didn’t get much of a nerf per se. Also streamers who only 8-9 seasons in start talking about it like their opinion even matters.

Facts man I’m a tank main and honestly tank is tough

Tf The finals is good

I can hear the 6v6 creeping over his mind like the shadow of killer in a cartoon