This Instagram Comedian Needs Help (TrackaBangBang Reaction)
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- čas přidán 19. 10. 2018
- As the first CZcamsr to ever talk about Instagram comedians: I'm very excited for you guys to see this video.
I'm kidding obviously lol there is no shortage of "instagram comedians suck" content on CZcams, but it's just baffling to me that they still exist. I was sent an account called "trackabangbang", and I couldn't not make a video about him...so here's that.
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>says he needs a haircut in every single video
>proceeds to never get a haircut
Michaela Andre because he doesn’t need a haircut. He’s perfect and beautiful.
Shmigdanbloo agreed
Toxic masculinity is one hell of a drug
WHAT A LOSER DUDE LOL LOL LOL I BET YOU SIT DOWN WHEN PEE LOL DUDE LOL DUUUUUDE SANDWICH LOL DUDE LOL LOL
Leila Aden r/wooosh
(rick james chuckle)
A bad one too, why do people keep doing them-
cyanide
being a straight man who feels the need to act “manly” 24/7 like this guy must be so exhausting...
Thingiss Jeii both
Lmao I felt tired on such people's behalf
People make me tired.
@@jerkfacefuckasaurusrex328 that is a mood. And I agree.
They make me tired
this guy: **thinks women are crazy**
also this guy: **jokes about kidnapping and murdering his girlfriend**
☕️
Yelling at him? Crazzyyyyy. Killing his girlfriend and blowing her up? Nope, very cool 😌
@Betty Ravioli I love your profile pic lol
@@user-qj8tp4yp7c underrated
Yeah that's his problem, everyone knows you only joke about kidnapping and murdering your *_friend's_* partner!
"isn't she beautiful?"
"not as beautiful as you."
boom
Mackenzie Hill That’s what I was thinking!
Thanks, really needed this before I but babe in the car and blew it up 👌😂
That's exactly what I thought!!!!!
How did you learn this power
i don’t think he has enough brain cells-
Kurtis Conner is a healthy relationship icon
>Daily life has left the chat.....
Tatum Borealis boyfriend goals
definitely!! he seems really great & kind!
Kurtis is just a human icon tbh. Trans, gay, lgbtq, human,
The toxic masculinity and insecurity is astounding.
Toxic masculinity isnt a thing
@@elirochelle8727 yes, yes it is
@@elirochelle8727 what- are you playing?
@@elirochelle8727 please don't say the r slur, and toxic masculinity is a thing.
@@jaylacooper2314 agreed it’s definitely a thing! People misuse that word a lot I think but I agree it’s real
This is the guy who says “I’m not racist, but-“ and then says the n word
Not even in any context either. He literally goes “I’m not racist, but... n-word.”
He doesn't even say the actual N-Word he just says "N-Word"
duuuuude and the race video i’m like- why is this ok
@@cranberrychili2260 you better be Black
@@tashathama2451 no need to worry 👍🏽 would be kinda stupid if I wasn't
Everyone: Feminists are the ones making guys look bad!
Instagram comedians:
toxic feminists, instagram comedians, trump, and just guys in general make guys look bad which ppl need to improve
🤪🥳✨ he inspires me 🤩💫🧚🏻♀️ ̴t̴̴o̴̴ ̴d̴̴i̴̴e̴
nessa uwu me too buddy!
kendall right. i don't really know what the feminists that want to murder all men were called
Angelika Etherington-Smith idk whichever one works
Kurtis is one of the few youtubers I’ve seen who is mindful of where they place midroll ads. Usually I have no problem watching ads because I know it’s how a channel makes money. However, it bothers me when someone places one randomly and it interrupts a sentence. Kurtis, on the other hand, reviews the video and places an ad between shots to avoid interrupting a thought. This attention to detail is something I really appreciate and is one more reason why Kurtis is one of my favorites.
yes I love that too! One time someone mentioned ads in a video and then an ad came, I have never been happier watching an ad lmao
I was originally was not gonna like your comment, but then I looked at your like count, and it was at 666.
Don’t worry, I got you homie.
Same
True shit
Honestly though, I didn’t know how much it really pissed me off until I noticed you can put it in spots it won’t interrupt the scene
I don’t understand why emotions are a women thing. Like emotions are what make you human and it doesn’t matter if your a man or a woman, you still have emotions.
I completely agree; this is why I love reading the comment sections of Kurtis's videos :) Also, apparently a few hundred years ago it was reversed - being "manly" meant being soft, emotional, creative, and artistic, and women were considered to be cold and emotionless. When the stereotypes swapped to what they are today, being "manly" was still considered better than being a women because for some reason women always get the short end of the stick. it makes literally no sense and I hate it
@@thebacteriawasbeatentodeath Yep for some reason women can't win. Everyone has emotions no matter if they are bad or good we all have them I don't understand why people continuously continue to put gender on everything.
Say it louder for the people on the back 👏✨
And the fact that "I hate my girlfriend/wife" jokes often over exaggerate and portray these emotions as hysterical for women to have is just so invalidating for all parties,,,
@@shierpa6566 exactly i totally agree
its kinda sad how all of instagram 'comedy' is just premised on the assumption that we're all in extremely weak, insecure, toxic relationships, and would relate to that experience.
Ikr
Probably because this is how their relationships are and always have been
But comedy comes from pain and conflict. There are a lot of premises in those kind of relationships. At least he is trying
@@niclasjohansson5992 that’s disturbing. And untrue. Healthy caring relationship exists. Manipulating your other isn’t the way. It also isn’t trying.
@@Waspinmymind I said 'those kind of relationships', referring to agonistic relationships. This doesn't imply that all relationships are fraught with conflict or that they should.
My point about him trying is not aimed at his fictional relationship, but that the guy who made the skit at least tried to put a joke in there which lots of the 'internet comedians' seemingly doesn't even attempt to do.
we love a king who’s masculinity isn’t fragile & recognizes how messed up stereotypes are for both men and women are
So pretty much a normal person?
@@BonerSexGaming you would not believe the amount of men who are unironically so insecure of their masculinity and rather encourage these harmful stereotypes.
@Notre Aira theyre extremists its pretty sexist to assume most men have a fragile masculinity
Yes, Kurtis is the wokest sweetest funniest King and we love him 💜💜💜
Mad dogger most men do. but of course it offends you.... yikes
girl: speaks korean
translation: inaccurate english
food: sushi (japanese)
music: chinese (not actually chinese but stereotypical chinese)
caption: asian girl is the best
Messed up😥
I'm getting a small vibe that this guy might be racist.
either shes multiethnic or hes a racist..my moneys on racist 😻
But he is right...like she is Asian though😅
They even got the subtitles wrong. She said I love you to death/I love you to the point where I can kill you, not “Once you go asian it’s a no exit situation” 🙄
Shit like this literally enforces and normalizes abuse, racial stereotypes, sexism, gender roles and like....everything wrong. Who writes, shoots and then EDITS and THEN POSTS all without being like “maybe this isn’t cool”
A racist sexist abuser 😶
FR HE EDITS THE VIDEOS SO MUCH AND DOESNT EVEN THINK ABOUT HOW BAD THEY ARE
The guys who laughed at him when he made a sandwich for his girlfriend are the same guys who use the word “simp”
does it count if i'm a girl and i simp for people who aren't real
@@imuttx oh 💯, i feel like we all simp for someone in irl or on a show or somethin
Nah, simping is definitely a thing lol
@@TheDsRequiem yeah but there's soooo many annoying dudes who use it whenever a guy is just nice. It's ridiculous.
@@cloekrusss2602 simp
I love how this ‘comedian’ is preaching about how to keep your girlfriend in love with you but has a different one every video-
😦* insert pokémon face *
✨333✨ also ✨PREACH✨
He never said it worked.
@@frozenash1013 is 666 an angel number /j
@@papaya3642 here let me help you out
girl: is korean
sushi: is japanese
bgm: is chinese
something doesn't add up my dudes
Umm... it adds up to Asia... Japan, Korea and Chinese are cities... like you're American... Texas.. and California are cities... DUUUHH
Toad wii remote With motionplus inside you just named different countries...and compared it to cities in ONE country. You might wanna re-think that, bud. Those are not cities...
@@zariamonet7782 it's called a fucking joke nitwit
@@Ruzovy_ Imagine getting mad over someone not understanding a joke. Calm down, lmao, it's obvious I didn't know.
@@Ruzovy_ god i can _smell_ the annoying in you
the asian girl made him sushi, spoke korean, and exited with kung fu music-
ah yes the "asian" culture because it's not like there are a fuck ton of different countries in the continent or anything /s
the amount of confusion i got from that 😭
Triple homicide
So, she did something from all but one of the three countries in Asia.
@@Eyedonutno
Ah yes. The 3 countries in Asia.
Kurtis's girlfriend is so lucky.... He probably makes her sandwiches. GUYS TAKE NOTE.
AND he respects her and gets that we can’t control our periods❤️
Man. What a freakin dream... can you imagine how nice it would be to be treated like a human?
@@sarahbethjacobs yeah I can only imagine
Sarah Jacobs I love not being treated with basic human decency and being objectified every day 😊 got called “a creature” and “it” by an incel yesterday. Love being a woman
Guy: I wont make a sandwich for my girlfriend, I am a man!
Also guy: Probably works at Subway or something i dunno lol who else would give him a job
I feel very sad for men who feel like doing something nice for their girlfriend makes them less of a man
They’re the same guys who think doing something nice for another guy makes them gay 🙄😒
I agree with both of you. It's really sad.
Or some men who think crying is feminine or gay. (wtf ?!)
@@Em-fz5uh I'm bothered by people who think hygiene is gay, like what the hell? I always see "Skin care is so gay". Like no. You're stupid
Momento Mori Well said ! Once I heard a guy saying he didn't take care of his skin (like using creams and stuff) because it's gay 🙄. Ha yes we all know that using cream magically makes you gay 🙄😭. This mindset is sad and toxic.
@@Em-fz5uh thank you! I used to know boys who smelled horrible because showering more then once a week is so "Un-Masculine"
being lesbian is such a problem cuz I can never make a sandwich for my girlfriend and she can never make one for me
JeS Official ugh lesbian problems am I right? I run into this all the time
Hun you gotta think about the gays 😣 Who gonna make the sandwiches in a relationship with no women?
The one thats a girl in a gay relationship you know
U stupid?
thymus serpyllum the whole point of being gay is that there is no woman.
Do y'all notice for the Hispanic girl he was eating tacos, for the Black girl he was eating fried chicken, and for the Asian girl he was eating California rolls?????!!
I smell racism yes I do, I smell racism how bout you!
And the Asian girl is actually Korean 😳
What the fuck is a California roll
@@Lertas_AltShow It's sushi
@@Lertas_AltShow American sushi
Plot twist:Kurtis is secretly in a soft rock band called Adultery
he's also secretly british
So he’s Harry Styles?
Anyone else notice he’s eating a taco with the Spanish girl, fried chicken with the black girl, and sushi with the Asian? Like seriously, fried chicken??
Goofy Goober sis you’re literally white ofc you don’t give a shit
was he at least eating mayonnaise on wonderbread for the white chick
the fried chicken means something? I'm just asking because I really don't know
@@haechanshighnotesinnolonge655 oh, thank you
@@haechanshighnotesinnolonge655 isn't it also a stereotype that all Asians like sushi and Hispanic ppl like tacos?
Kurtis hates everything and everyone but he's respectful to EVERYONE and i love that
It's because he's Canadian
Wut
He loves timmys tho
Candada
He’s canadian. it’s in our blood to apologize at least three times during an argument whilst being unnecessarily polite about it
Straight men know that they're allowed to love their partners, right?
Yes, and most do.
The fact that this is the base minimum for being a “good guy” is terrible. The fact “he cooks sometimes” or “isn’t sexist and grossed out by women’s bodies” makes someone a good guy or a good boyfriend makes me sad. If doing the bare minimum is considered someone being “boyfriend material” then this shows we really need to be upping our tolerance and educating more people. These people seem as if they don’t want relationships for being with someone else, they want it for the clout and sex. I could go on for hours.
Ok but have you watched kurtis from here and the last 2 years? In a world where people still get killed for being women, queer, non white and trans it's honestly nice to have an influencer who constantly talks about social issues, how to have healthy relationships, uses inclusive language easily, etc. Compared to a majority of men who don't even wash their ass. Cant you just be happy that men are becoming decent people?
And also kurtis has been in a loving relationship for 6years before he got famous...
@@JanieBee don’t worry, I’m WELL AWARE that Kurt boy is the sweetest, kindest, best man to ever grace the earth. I’m more referring to the videos discussed and men in general. I like Kurtis with all my heart and more people need to learn from the example that he sets.
you can tell Kurtis is Canadian cause he apologizes for 90% of his jokes
Ah, yes.
I wish I was Canadian 😩
Syrina Vann yah ya do
Pardon?
@@syrina1561 yo Syrina!
Get you a man who ain't afraid of calling out fragile masculinity and actually cares about their partner. My bf and I buy each other lunch and take turns paying for gas and groceries, its what functional mature couples do. If someone acts like that douche, they're not emotionally mature enough for a relationship
You're so lucky to have found someone great like that, I wish the best for you two!
MissPronounced Finally. Some comment section I agree with
This is basically most relationships.
Best of luck to the both of you! Sounds like you have a nice relationship!
See, I have no problem admitting, as a man, that I am not emotionally mature enough for a relationship.
People like this, however, make me wish I was a woman.
Didn’t he say in his bio he’s a “chef/food chef” so making a sandwich wouldn’t be that out of the question.
ahahah underrated
I think that was Kurtis's edit of his bio
People ask why I adore kurtis’s videos:
He’s respectful to women, POC, he radiates lgbt+ ally energy, and he’s funny! Ily kurtis ❤️
Facts!
You could just call him a good person instead of a bunch of buzzwords you know
@@TheDsRequiem can I not be specific 👁👄👁
Also he says sorry after everything
@@TheDsRequiembecause respecting women is a trend
lord those racial stereotypes were so bad lmaoo why did they agree to doing that.
probabaly get paid tbh
Exposure + money > Values + self-respect
@@moeezS well said
Probably money or followers or both
aly because they have no self worth
the asian girl one,,, that’s not even what she said... she said “i love you to death” literally killing him
I KNOW RIGHT IT BUGS THE HELL OUT OF ME AND I ONLY KNOW THIS BECAUSE I KNOW SOME WORDS IN KOREAN also nice pfp
I only understood “sarang” and then realised that whoever was incharge of the subtitles messed up.
Makes it a lot more poetic
fr i commented abt it and i knew that was not what she said
And she’s so clearly speaking korean after they cut from the sushi close up
Murder jokes, emotional abuse, and racism. The 3 ingredients you need to make you the perfect action director Instagram comedian.
Never in the history of the world has a woman told a guy she was breaking up with “you’re going to miss this ass” and then proceeded to twerk. That has never happened.
I mean, part of me would want to. It's kinda funny, the sort of dumb thing you say to your friends... later on, as you try to move on. But why even twerk for him at that breakup moment? Either he's such an asshole that he's not even worth making jealous, or you're just sad that you're breaking up. Neither is really a twerk motivation. Also, I am thinking way too hard about this.
I just can't get over how the "do you love me? no." video is literally fcukign word for word copypasta from 10+ years ago like what the actual heck is he doing
ikr!!! i was like wtf is that i thought we would never talk about that shit again
Betsy Bee I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT i wasn't expecting anything great from an instagram comedian but that was a new low
Me: Isn't that girl pretty?
Husband: Yes, she is
Me: *Goes on with my day*
Instagram Wife: Isn't she pretty?
Instagram Husband: *Murders wife.*
Of course, that’s the most logical solution 👍🏻
Oof just flex your presumably healthy and working relationship on them Instagram comedians
I always find these jokes so weird bc the worlds easiest answer seems so obvious: "Yeah, I guess so. Not as pretty as you though. ;D" --> initiate corny smooching
👁👄👁 “bae is t she so pretty??”
Isaiah Irish you're smooth and that's really cute
Aight, the translation at 7:04 is wack. What she actually said was “I love you to death” so in Korean, we used the phrase ‘as much as death’ to exaggerate things like ‘I’m hungry as much as death’ so she’s basically saying that she loves him a fuck ton
This is physically painful
The I don't like you I need you
WAS EVERY MIDDLE SCHOOLERS JOKE
We had the text chains of it, bad comics, I'm14andthisisdeeps of it
LEAVE IT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
did you just call your hands skinny legends i-
😔😔👊😍
?
They are tho
we *stan* skinny legends. *especially* fingers
stan.
can we appreciate his curls like wtf + his respect to women... true gentleman
I mean seriously, he literally shows his respect for women in every single video. PROPS to our Kurtis!
YES I love him
I mean, I don’t wanna say anything but he‘s kinda cute, respectful, nice and funny. That‘s pretty cool.
Yessssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!
I DARE someone to call him a simp we are all going to commit A✨R✨S✨O✨N
Hetero cringe on a whole 'nother level, coming from instagram
BRO THE ASIAN GIRL LITERALLY DIDN’T EVEN SAY THAT LMAOOOOO. she said “너를 죽을만큼 사랑해” which roughly translates to “i love you to death”.
*”Yaaaasss slay, literally, slay him”* literally the first time the word literally has been used in the right context since 2016
Tia Tedla probably more like 2013 but yeah 😂😂
😂
You can use literally as hyperbole; the way most people use it, is correct.
Same for the word slay
My favorite part about this comment is that it literally misuses the word literally literally in a literal comment about misusing literally.
**respect women juice existing**
Kurtis: sLoRpS iN rEsPeCt.
He needs to slow down or else he’s gonna drink all of it and there won’t be any more respecc weman juce for everyone else
cringe
CloudZlol ok
Slerp slerp.
@Damien Hughes you are correct. He is a respectaholic.
Lmao wtf that girl speaks korean, then the background music is Cantonese-and the guy dies bc of sushi-
Does this “insta comedian” think Asia is a country or sum?😂😂😂
(Also I’m an Asian girl🤷🏻♀️)
I’m not going to lie, after she spoke I paused the video because it sounded like Korean (I’m trying to learn it) but I wasn’t 100% sure.
I don’t even think she said what the subtitles said
Also, nice pfp
It def sounds like Korean but the song I am 100% sure it’s Cantonese cus my mother tongue is Cantonese I’m from HK
@@blueflamer2571 Okay, I thought I was having a moment there. Have a good one.
clarible fun it’s okay don’t worry
“If peeing while pooping makes me a girl....then call me Jessica” 😂
I hate that I accidentally read this comment right as he was saying it, I’m not even kidding😂
the race breakup one is so racist i’m-
It’s racist to all races too, like he thought he did sum there-
finish your sente-
@yung lil this made me snort
The way the Black and Latina immediately talked about their asses is sending me.
He managed to be racist towards every race at the same time
Kurtis drinks his Respect Women Juice™ every morning
Nice username 👌
U too 👌
just like hol horse
It runs through his veins
stfu
11:11 I don't understand why buying tampons makes people uncomfortable but buying toilet paper doesn't
Petition for Jessica to be a recurring character in Kurtis Town.
This guy:
*eats chicken while the black women is on screen*
*eats burger while white women is on screen*
*eats tacos while Hispanic women is on screen*
*eats sushi while asian women is on screen*
Uhm exuse me
Sir
The dude is very cultured that’s what this is
S I R
S I R
This is a [Insert Restaurant/Café Name]
Not to mention, she was speaking Korean, sushi is Japanese, and he had Chinese music playing in the background
@Norah Aslam h
1) that Asian woman was speaking korean and feeding him... sushi.
2) I don’t even think that’s what she said, the translation seems off.
3) this is racist on so many levels, WOW.
Lmao AND the song played is a Chinese song. What a mess
after rewatching this i think she said: 나는 너를 죽일만큼 너를 사랑해. which means: i loved you enough to kill you. bUT IS PROBABLY SOOOO WRONG. (just like the other translation i did before, but this one makes more sense) aNyWaYs the translation they did was extremely off.
@@joangang9138 Nah man, your translation's on point. (Korean here)
Sarah Hong i’m trying to learn it, but i just started not long ago;(. thanks for the support
yep she didn't say that your translation is right thou
Who is here in 2020 on a Kurtis Conner binge?
meee
I would not survive 2020 without this curly-haired angel's videos
Mee!
🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
2021👁️
“ how to keep your girlfriend “
yknow dont think emotional manipulation is the answer
the asian girl didnt even say 'once you go asian, its a no exit situation,' she said something like 'i love you to the point you're dead'
kimbbap LMAO that makes this vid better ty 😂 big yikes
That’s so sweet awe
kurtis is the angry feminist advocate we all need in life
edit: hi i’m sorry this was meant to be a joke jdjdjddj yee yee
I mean I dont remember him calling himself feminist
I read that so wrong and is if it's because I love avocado but I read avocado
MissPronounced but he is... because he believes in equality
@@katc2040 that physically hurt to read holy shit
Kit Kat . I’m pretty sure a feminist fights for WOMANS rights.
Couldn't the husband just be like, yeah she's pretty but I'm not attracted to her. I'm only attracted to you. You're the most beautiful girl. Like.... ??????
And have the video make SENSE?! you lost your mind.
No one:
Guy: *wears sunglasses at night*
He thinks he's Corey Hart.
I am your 69th like
kurtis ending toxic masculinity one pee squat at a time
yerikyun we stan
kurtis 2020 😂
😂🤙🏻
Haha
HAHAHA HAHAHA ha ha HA . HA. HAAA.
About that first vid, I hate the all Latina girls are crazy narrative and I honestly blame lele pons for normalizing it
Katherine Saldana how do you retweet a CZcams comment
@@maddyisaflower3102 Steal it or screenshot it, only two options.
I date guys that expect me to be like that and say that crazy Latinas are so hot like boooooi 😭
Thank you !!
Turquoise Cheetah true but she made it hella worse
I have never heard someone say they had *”the thinnest hands EVER”* but... here we are.
not to beat a dead horse, but the stain on your wall made it so that I literally thought it was a stain on my laptop and tried to wipe it away lmao,,, also im getting your march for my birthday and I could not be more excited to represent my loyalty to kurtistown.
I like how the Asian girl spoke in Korean and fed the guy poisoned sushi. Very multi-cultural.
Trisha R With Chinese music
us asians are all just koreans, japanese and chinese people morphed into one being 😍😍
Nakamoto Rina representation! cultural diversity! Whoooooooo
Konichiwa~ would you like some kimchi and watch the dancing dragon at the cherry blossom festival~
@@cherriluc this comment had me dead 😂
ugh i hate when my boyfriend ties me up and puts me in his car and then blows me up 😍😍😍
*love
It happened to you too!??
omg right that’s so niche!
Yeah he's just so quirky 😍😍
how you even alive, Emma?1
If a single person actually makes fun of you for being nice to your girlfriend, just remember: you’re in a committed, happy relationship, and they’re not. Enough said
5:48 "What are you gonna do?" Girl, I will sit on you. Try pushing me away then. I won't let you go until you apologize.
asian girl
made sushi
speaking korean
chinese music
?????
mi zh with wrong captions too lol
She is the Asian girl, from all of asia
don’t you know? theres no difference between chinese, japanese and korean people.
🙄🙄 i hate when people think all asians are the same/think that there’s no difference between asian countries
OMG I thought I was the only one who caught this. It confused the hell out of me!
Exactly! And I'm pretty sure she threw in the word love in korean
my feminist curly haired cinnamon roll
rosie newhall haha
You made it as a youtuber when a fangirl/boy calls you a cinnamon roll
Not really feminist , more like gender equality guy
Sanil Jadhav our gender equality guy curly haired cinnamon roll doesn’t really roll off the tongue as well
@@andrewhearst4749 Yeah , true that
This legend just proved what school been misleading us for centuries, violence is always the ANSWER
The line at 7:03 means that “I love you so much to the point where I can kill you (나는 너를 죽일만큼 사랑해)” in Korean, which is totally different from the subtitles. And sushi+Chinese style music?? This guy has no respect on asian culture
@Sumedha Vlol i agree
I’m glad I get that extra greeting every time makes me feel special
Alyssa Snelling oh wa ah ah ah
@@kylaspam9022 WHAT
1.3k likes, which only 3 comments? Did you, perhaps, but some likes or something?
NOT ONLY IS MY MAN AWARE AND UNAPROVING OF THIS CRAZY WEIRD MASCULINITY SHIT BUT HE'S WEARING A CAMP ROCK SHIRT WHILE DOIN IT. I STAN
Simp
And you know that the next time I go on a roller coaster I’m going to say: “This is a ride.”
"detonate your bae" first hit single of adaultry
Heard it’s blowin up
I loved my extra greeting
me too i feel special
Omg same
same. subscribing to him JUST to get that extra greeting was definitely worth it
love it
ok besides everything, that Asian girl is speaking Korean but the music was from China and he's eating sushi which everybody knows is from Japan
Yeah, but I live in Korea and they have HELLA GOOD SUSHI, so, still applies.
That's why it said Asian, she is from aaaaall over the continent
they didn't specify her race? the guy was eating sushi, they have sushi in Korea and she could be any and all of those ethnicities
Emily Cress hey I’m not saying only Japanese can make sushi, everybody can make sushi they are amazing! But if the girl is speaking Korean, she might be Korean don’t you think, and the music is literally in Chinese but I mean what do I know, maybe it’s ok to think all Asians are the same right? XD LOL!
wow it's almost like he's racist or something
"My name's Bond, James Bond. And you are?"
"Director. Action director."
I like how he puts food chef like there could be confusion with all the other chefs like the car chef, plane chef, so on and so forth
Ya know the guy who blew up his gf could have just said “yeah she’s pretty but you’re prettier”
Or just go with "yeah she's nice" it could mean either he likes her personality or looks
Or simple : but I could never be with someone who doesn't like/ like / does/ does not ______
(add a specific trait that you really (and I mean really, whole heartedly ) appreciate about her ! Done.
Or : Yeah ; she's nice, she also seems to be a really good friend of yours, that's all that matters to me, so she's welcome.
or: he could make an original joke
be nice to your girlfriend???? Absolutely NOT
he puts so much effort into editing its so good and he’s so funny i love him
Yeah, I love kurtis too
why does this only have 1 reply
zoinks 2k likes
Olivia Wright
well wtf John. I want a divorce.
Kurtis is the CEO of calling out toxic masculinity and I’m here for it
Okay for the first one, he could have said something slick like “I didn’t notice I was distracted looking at you😎”
we stan a mans that calls out toxic masculinity
Simp
king of calling out toxic masculinity
It's kinda sad how happy I get when a guy is actually decent like this lol,
@@sunflower2187 ikr it should be something common but sadly it isn't
@@hobiatr2125 yeah :(
@@hobiatr2125 Are you blind or what?!!
6:30 "I'm taking this ass to somebody who appreciates it." *Immediately gets a Charmin ad*
Mine was Ryan Reynolds. How fitting
Ngl i burst out laughing when he started beating the shit out of his friends. Even his platonic relationships end in violence
kurtis out here calling out toxic masculinity hell yea
Tiara Duquette fragile masculinity is toxic masculinity
Yesss
thanks for that visual representation of you sitting down on the toliet I would've never understood what you meant if I didn't have that visual aid thanks
Lea Armata exactly! Icing on the cake 😂
Lea Armata haha
Lea Armata that’s my brain
Lea Armata haha
Me too tbh
There's a weird 'hating your significant other' crossover between Instagram "comedians" and boomer humour
Person: kurtis, how much respect women juice do you want?
Kurtis: yes❤️
He has a respectwomenjuiceinator
how powerful is kurtis’s extra greeting guys
Jay Drew Very powerful
Jay Drew subscribe and you’ll find out
More powerful than the Infinity Gauntlet.
The extra greeting defeated Thanos
Yeah, first video, I felt the need to subscribe. I did. :)
That Asian chick went to my college! She moved to LA to “start a business” and this is the shit she’s actually doing, I’m dead
😂that's some funny shit.
Ok that just makes this video even better. Thank you for this 😂
it rly do be like that
Oh dear
whenever someone questions me ima just pull up with “atleast i dont sit down when i pee” and then blow them up in a car whilst walking away, putting on sunglasses and a beatdrop in the bg
Hey, everybody knows if it rhymes it’s the moral high ground
Rhymes: i have the high ground!
Stuff that don’t rhyme: *literally drowning in lava*
I love that your laugh is literally just coughing.
This dude really acted out a tumblr post from 2010
RIGHT I’m so glad I’m not the only one who noticed
When
Bangtan trash 8:17 if u don’t recognize it, consider yourself lucky
those things used to come in myspace posts and chain emails way before tumblr, which is honestly more proof we need to get rid of them finally 😩
that’s what i was thinking!
3:25 : Kurtis **coughs**
the captions: **dies**
It’s a sign