The Absurdity of BuzzFeed Quizzes
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- čas přidán 23. 08. 2018
- So obviously BuzzFeed is the epitome of digital content and everybody loves them BUT did you know that their quizzes are equally as amazing?! (i'm being sarcastic lol BuzzFeed sucks)
A little while back, I made a video about a very stupid article that BuzzFeed put out, so our beef goes way way back...and now I'm back!!! This time, we talk about BuzzFeed quizzes and how insanely stupid and confusing they are.
How accurate are buzzfeed quizzes? Let's find out lol
My old BuzzFeed video:
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Pick a cake and we will tell you what type of window you are
Ice cream cake
Thought this said widow but that sounds like it would work too
I’m a glass window!!! :D
The cake is a lie
Solid core composite frame triple pane window
"How's your family" -Kurtis
"My parents have cancer" -Me
"That's great" - Kurtis
No wonder you're a depressed cookie.
Lol i want depressed cookie as my friendndnd
“How’s your family” -Kurtis
“Emotionally abusive and distant” -Me
“That’s great” -Kurtis
Really? Damn man, truly, I'm sorry about that.
They better now?
"The Absurdity of Kurtis's Early Versions of the Extra Greeting"
I was so confused
I prefer those, they were more natural :(
1000th (good timing)
It's weird how his setting is the exact same but yet so different
it’s... it’s just a mess.
Yesterday, I went to a cafe with my friends and one said “I don’t get why buzzfeed quizzes are popular” and then we spent 3 hours taking buzzfeed quizzes and comparing results
Same they are so addicting
The amount of times I've spent taking buzzfeed quizzes is uncountable. Like I need to know if I'm compatible with my crush so what I can I do
@@samhitasv4067I was a resident assistant in college and used to have to work the front desk from 10-3am. Soooooo many quizzes 😆
Yes.
no one:
buzzfeed: wHat KinD oF cHeeSe ArE yOu!?
Cheddar. Duh.
I’m Gouda cheese 😎
mozzarella ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
Swiss cheese, no, stinky cheese ;)
It told me I was American cheese and I nearly cried
What *_time_* period do you belong in?
*AnCiEnT rOmE*
Iconic Me-mes help my dad is being weird
Good Old Fashion Lover boy Queen is amazing and I love your username
These are like dad jokes lmao
This afternoon
Modern Day please.
did anyone else take those "are you straight, bi or gay" quizzes when they were confused
I did, and still do to see if they get it right
Yep, still confused
Still confused (about my gender)
why u exposing me geezz
jade ahern I still do that-
Pick a time period and we’ll tell you what time period you belong in
Hmmmm yes, this floor here is made out of floor.
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
You'll find this hard to believe, but every time I open my mouth
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
my mouth opens 👁️👄👁️
2 meters equal 200 centimeters.
When I open my eyes
I can see
dude you missed the opportunity to call it a bippity boppity BOP
Libby LITERALLY !! or to say that it bippity boppity bangs
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
YOUR PFP I LOVE
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAYYYYY
pick a fruit and we’ll tell you what gender you would be in the 1800s
I got seventeen! 😂😂
I got Periwinkle!
I got pumpkin
i got my rights revoked! :D
I got guillotine
Nobody:
Buzzfeed: “We’Ll TeLl YoU wHaT tYpE oF dEpPrEsIoN yOu HaVe FrOm AnSwErIng ThEsE dIsNeY qUeStIoNs”
Sophia Monahan lOl
*yOu GoT: sEaSoNaL*
YOU GOT: BURRITO
You got: crippling depression!
no one:
buzzfeed: plan your uncle’s 3rd wedding and we’ll tell you which drug you’re going to overdose on!!!😍🥵🥰🤩
Lily Henricks oh, well then you better have picked a rustic wedding! everyone knows that heroin=barnyard fantasy 😍🥰😜💄👄
and all the comments be like "i chose a small venue and got marijuana wtf?! i wanted meth 😡 also i am twelve"
mimi no one: 9 year old girl: what the frick is ecstasy? that sounds lame, i wanted something cool like crack 😾🥴🙄
Yo wtf HAHAHHAHAHA y’all making me laugh kfihahfjshbs😭😂👈🤪🤪🤪
@@fiona2366 what wack ecstacy you gotta do to overdose though? Unless its cut with meth or RC's, it's pretty hard
He *protecc*
He *atacc*
But most of all his hair is a noodle *snacc*
Queeen heyy I like your pfp
Luv ur profile pic!!!
The Queen fans reuniting
Lol Yaaas!
Queen fans unite yee yee
"I thought you wanted uh spaghetti noodles on your head?"
"No I wanted a haircut."
"...Oops."
Happens every time
*fuck, not again-*
If the noodles are good I'll pay if they're not in still gonna eat them.
- oops
- hi!
Why did this get 4k likes it's just quoting the joke in the video
Give me your zip code, last name, and your social security number, and we'll tell you what your Hogwarts House is!
Oh that sounds like a super deal! Do you need my mother’s maiden name too?
11223 bababouie urm0m WHATS MY HOGWARTS HOUSE
@@caroliner.7628 They forgot to ask about my pets name...
@@MARS-bq1lq oh definitely a grand piano
@@MARS-bq1lq Ravenpuff
When he said “bippity-boppity slaps” instead of “bipoity-boppity bops”😔✊🏽
bippity boppity banger
Bippity boppity bangs
These quizzes are horrible but I sTilL love playing them
im tired ....lil Pepe
Same
im also tired
Atomic Taco it’s 1 am but unfortunately I am not tired 😳
peep!! ♥️♥️
I remember being closeted taking tons of “are you gay” or “how gay are you” quizzes lmao
Same 😂😂
by both of your profile pictures, im assuming you are lmao (no hate i stg its a joke)
@@abigailc27 hah xD
SAME
Fucking me tho
“i’m sick. oh my dog just threw up. cool.”
klassic kurtis, 2019
Nora Spingarn classic conner.
I read this just as he said it, I thought I’d share that with you
If you took “are you gay” buzzfeed quizzes in middle school, there’s about a 99.98% chance you’re not straight
I’m still in denial abt that okkk
as someone who’s bi this is accurate🧍🏻♀️
The way this is so accurate
Ye
omg dont out me...
Kurtis: just give me a hair cut
HaIr stylist: okay, ramen or spaghetti?
Kurtis: both please
"ramen or spaghetti?"
"yes"
saucy ramen
wise words from byakuya togami
no one:
me, seeing your profile picture: bYaKuYa?!
Stop Bullying Tomioka-san yes that’s me 😻🤚
*Pick a movie and we’ll tell you what colour of the alphabet you are*
Amelia K I don’t think I’ve read a more accurate and entertaining line
Okay but *a c c u r a t e*
i got green
i got pizza
Pamela McDermott i got sagittitarius
No one:
Buzzfeed:
Tell us your the length of your left pinky toe, in centimeters, and we'll tell you what animal you would be if an earthquake summoned a platapus at your home.
I got lion
i got cat‼️😁
I got turtle ¬^¬
Wow I got a t-Rex 🦖🦖
I got sewer rat
I think buzzfeed invented those math questions “John had two peanuts but a seagull took one, how many people were at Amanda’s party?”
I really like your channel and your personality its very refreshing to have a youtuber who doesn't scream at the camera for 10 minutes straight
You poor soul. My vibe is protected.
@Samantha Navarro my boys jake and logan paul
Samantha Navarro 80% of youtube pal, I think you don’t watch too much
lmao morgz alert
@Samantha clearly someones been watching MORGZZZZ
I like making quizzes and I made one in their community. People liked it. A lot. It got to "Trending" on their front page and then all of a sudden I lost access to all editing abilities. They changed some pictures and took my name off of it and said it was by them. They took away all my credit and then changed my shit. Sorry just here to randomly hate on Buzzfeed.
Isn't that like, illegal?
Lady of the Losers kinda, it wasn’t trade marked and it was on their site so they have control over it so technically it’s not illegal but it’s still a dick thing to do
What was the quiz
Now that’s a BUZZkill...heh..sorry. That sucks dude.
@@anya1012
If this were true I'm sure they would have said which one... I know I would have. Wouldn't you have said which one???
thing is, it doesn't matter how weird or extreme you try to make your parody version, they always sound like real Buzzfeed quizzes
You should read Hogwarts school of Prayer and Miracles, it’s like a fanfiction written by a Christian mother who knows nothing about Harry Potter and made it religious, it’s really funny and everyone’s pretty sure it’s Satire but it’s never been confirmed because her husband made her stop writing it because it was bad for their family
I- what
🙃? Wtf
Holy shit I-
WAIT RLLY?
oh no, it's definitely satire. read the last chapter
*Pick a noodle number and we'll tell you what color shrek you are*
I got 7!
I got yellow but I definitely feel like I fit better as red yunno
I got purple 🤔
I got the classic shrek color B). Yogurt
Aimee Mendez I WAS GONNA SAY 7 AHDJDJAJS
Idk I’m new here but ur hair’s nice
fuck yea it does
omg yesss his curls were popping
"Some days I hate myself but other days I'm like 'dude, you're alright' "
What a mood
It makes me angry that you didn’t do the Make a Salad and We’ll Do Something Bad To That Salad quiz.
I was scrolling the comments trying to find somebody else talking about the “make a salad and we’ll do something bad to that salad”
Hidden gem
it makes me angry that that quiz isn't available anymore. i wanted to take it
If you pick an old TV show it means you belong in *yesteryear*
Nice
I got on a train the second I read *yesteryear*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that's a fancy word for last year, folks
Soooo aparently Ancient Rome must have had an forgotten emperor named Kurtisius Conneratus...
IRINI PAPAIOANOU underrated comment
@@khezya9491 finally some recognition :)
I hope nobody stabs him in the back we need to protect our emperor and mayor
ah, i think i know the one to whom you're referring. he was a consul, though, in the days of the Republic. Curtus Conero Ioculator. he came to office with the popular support of the countryfolk. he was removed from office when he proposed equal rights that included women. he was exiled to Torontium, where he started making CZcams videos. he then disappeared from historical record, as apparently no one has heard of him
Holy shit I just googled Kurtisius Conneratus and the name of the video, time and day I think you posted this and that was the only result that came o_o
Pick which rock you like and we'll find out which Disney character you smell like
I kinda want to know what Disney character I smell like now
I imagine moana smells like a marsh at low tide
@@lizzyd9082 marsh at low
CottonCherryAnimations what
No one:
BuzzFeed: Pick 20 creepy old men and we will tell you what letter of the rainbow you are!
i got f
*You got: Square!*
I got Piano.
next buzzfeed article: build a rocket and we’ll tell you which kurtis conner video you are
I would take that one
Buzzfeed quizzes are my only friend at 4 am ya feel me man
Erik The OG i felt this
Yep
I feel ya man 👊🏻😔
I feel this
I feel ya
“oh my dog just threw up”
me: too much buzz
He got too much feed
Me: * makes an almond and syrup sandwich *
Test: your major is Satan
I was once told by a test that I am a breadstick sooo you’re thriving
im scared to subscribe because youre at 69k and i would never want to ruin that 4 you
get him to 420k
Bonnie // 😂
Now he’s at 569k 😎
meg
Damn he grew a lot. Let's get him to 666k
Is no one gonna talk about how at 3:38 it says, “Make A Salas And Then We'll So Something Bad To That Salad” and that picture tho
I took a quiz about what celebrity I looked like and none of the questions were about my appearance, it kept asking questions like "wHAtS yOUR FavORITE CoLOR" lmao
I once took a quiz called
What watermelon snack are you
What even is a watermelon snack??
Well? Which one are you
@@infernal.. watermelon
oziku omg really? I got watermelon.
I got melonwater
the literal pinnacle of editing
They might be absurd but it’s the perfect tool for procrastinating
"What time period do you belong in" McDonalds in the 90s
I can't explain it but I appreciate this aesthetic
I saw the “order from taco bell and we will tell you what kim possible character you are” and I clicked off your video to take that quiz
I got rufus btw
@@haleycreel2147 honestly I'm glad you got back and told us
@@haleycreel2147 what the fuck do you have to order to be a rat??? animal food??
@@Pokemonpikaable I quesadilla, Doritos locos, soda, no side, and twists. At least those were my answers, and I got Rufus.
I don't even...I didn't even care before this comment and I kind of still don't but there's this primal urge telling me I _have to know_
**edit: I got Kim Possible
I love your humor and editing so much
I was gonna say that you sputid
These online quizzes are just complicated ways to collect data. Lots of them ask about favorite foods, tech brands, and other stuff that could be used for targeting advertisements.
5:35 me taking the quiz rn.
But how fettuccine Alfredo are you?
Incognito Burrito the fact that this was a real quiz is horrifying
Love u
Thank god. I thought Quizilla was a Mandela effect.
I remember when I found out they were getting rid of it, I almost cried
R.I.P Quizilla 💔💔💔😭
Quiztron, sadly, was also real.
3:19 why did i actually die
Kurtis: hey what’s up i need a haircut
Hairdresser: sure, what kind?
Kurtis: *yes*
I knew you must be Canadian when you said “grade 12”
Farabee Pushpita lmaoooo, good one my guy.
William Shakespeare Dad? Is that you? Why did you leave.....
I'm not Canadian but I call it grade 12 so
Dont at me plz
@1k subs with no videos
Americans also call it grade 12 but we say 12th grade but they are the same thing so it doesnt matter
7:20
Hercules? Honey, you mean *HUNKCULES*
This is so bad it's great
Hercules the Disney movie is a fucking hot mess, but I still love it because of Hades
I read this as hunkles
P!nksheild my favorite comment has an even better comment
Our story actually begins long before Hercules. Many eons ago
*"Alright buzzfeed can't wait"*
*"Oh oops"*
*"That's what I'm dealing with"*
*"Their feeding us all the buzz"*
*"What are you saying buzzfeed?"*
*"On buzzfeed anything goes"*
*"You're buzz feeding me lies"*
R.I.P me
Not to be a hater on main but KURTIS at 3:42 you missed the perfect opportunity to say its a Bibbity-Bobbity-Bop :|
YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND UNDER APPRECIATED OMG
drew gooden AND kurtis conner upload in the same day? amazing
3:49 are we not gonna talk about that ad?
😳
No
nobody:
buzzfeed: what hogwarts house are you??? 🤩🤩🤩
1) whats your favorite animal?
a- raven
b- lion
c- snake
d- badger
THAT BUZZ LIGHTYEAR JOKE WAS A1
When you said quizella I got PTSD
dallycali god same
@@januaryembers1146 i fuckin miss that website lol, i guess quotev is ok
Bruh quizilla fanfics were SO GOOD
1:07 who tf points with a middle finger
*dies coughing*
"I'm sick"
"Oh my dog just threw up. Cool."
"So much is going on right now"
uhm yea i chose jennifer aniston and chris hemsworth to be in my sitcom and it told me to drop out... 😪
annika fat mood
sy dude don't call people fat
sy that was funnier in my head
@@madelinejohnson3288 lmao
I love how generally expressionless the upper half of your face is my dude. That’s a genuine compliment 👌
This comment ruined everything
I can't unsee it now
Where's the retweet button
One time I took a quiz that said it could guess my gender and the first question was “what’s your gender?”
Lol
Wow
omfg i went back too far and his extra greeting wasnt quite there yet
wow quizilla was a memory i had locked deep down that i never would've remembered without this video thank you
Nicole Thurn same omfg
i have a feeling your channel is about to blow tf up!! well deserved too!!!
i agree, at long last!!! us true #fans have been here since vine dont forget us when ur famous x
U were right boo ;D
Lol u were right b
..and it did....
You were definitely right, also I’m the 666th like of your comment.
i love the quizzes but i hate them.
no one buzzfeed at 3am:
“take this quiz to find out which poptart you are?”
kind of disappointed you didnt say “that shit’s a bippity boppity bop” @2:43
I took a bunch of BuzzFeed quizzes and made a profile for myself and acted like her for the whole day:
I'm 65 y/o
My name is Maurice
My hair color is Auburn
I aspire to be Hans solo
I'm going to be lonely for the rest of my life
And im still stuck in highschool
Lol wtf
I think you just created a new 24 hour challenge for morgz
I hate you so much rn I finished working out and my abs hurt and now I’m laughing bc of ur comment! I’m dying here help
WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE 4MILLION LIKES!?!? 😂
oh hey this is my life
*Pick seven hipster trends and we’ll accurately tell you which Kardashian fish you truly are*
I love that he hasnt changed much in the past 3 years
These are not the worst quizzes out there. Ive taken some that say "what pizza toppings do you hate most?" and it ends up telling me what pick up truck id like to fly to saturn. Its ridiculous.
i stumbled on this channel like 2 days ago and boy do i love it. you’re really funny and entertaining. i love your jokes and your personality over all. you deserve so much more subs and recognition. don’t forget me when you’re famous ♥️
buzzfeed aint lying when it said u belong to ancient rome bc u literally look like a freakin roman emperor 🤣
A cute one at that
How can you know that? Lier.
7:33 caught me off-guard, 2018 feels like it was decades ago.
Ikr
One of them was “*we will reveal if you are a grilled cheese sandwich or not*”
I wish I was kidding
Mainly bc it told me I wasn’t
i can't find it :(
the way you say dude is the reason I keep watching your videos
His voice is so soothing even when he’s talking about stupid stuff like Buzz Lightyear having his own cooking show
Buzz Lightyear having a cooking show is no joke lady.
kurtis : “ yEaH cAuSe hP iS a CoOkbOoK ”
me : * actually owns a harry potter cookbook *
OMG IM SO EXCITED IVE FOUND A VID OF YOURS I HAVENT SEEN
No one:
J.K. Rowling Twitter: the Harry Potter franchise is actually a series of cookbooks
*"I just forgot to mention it"*
BAHAHA I love this
kurtis: oh my dog just threw up
kurtis: [does nothing]
The clip cut he probably cleaned it up and came back
3:41 was the perfect place to say bibbidi bobbidi bops and i'm still not over it
3:41 He really missed the chance to say "That shit Bibbity Bobbity *BOPS"*
honestly, I'll never do homework bc finding out which type of pickle i am is way more important
wait so like did u ever clean up the throw up
Why clean up barf when the carpet can do it for you?
pick a dog and we’ll tell you how you clean up barf
losing my mind over 2018 kurtis and his non-chaotic editing
3:42 Should've said "bibbity bobbity bops" but I'll mind my business...
*YOU'RE BUZZFEEDING ME LIES*
this is an a+ quality, gold star, top tier video, i love you omgggg
He missed the chance to say "that songs a bippity boppity BANGER"