Fortnite comedy exists...and it's terrible
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- čas přidán 30. 06. 2018
- Just when you thought Instagram comedy couldn't get any worse...they start making Fortnite videos.
I'm sorry I had to put you guys through this, but it's FOR THE CONTENT, BABY!!!
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sometimes i forget, that there was a time, when extra greetings and folks claps weren't a thing.
I knew this video seemed off 🤨
He does not do the extra greeting or claps anymore
@@humanhuman5024 wait
you're right
his most recent video didn't have one
:(
Not anymore either haha
this comment did not age well
someone make a “fortnite, kiss, drugs” sign in a live laugh love style
Y E S
prageruwu no
Only Tyler's can use it
yes
fortnite kiss drugs? no
minecraft school vegetables
I love when kurtis laughs at his own jokes, but its not even a laugh its like
"tuhHUH"
sadness salesman also like kHEH
sadness salesman my man does the banjo kazooie laugh
Chuckles you mean
me and my brothers all laugh like that, tuhhiuh.
@@nusrat5081 omg same
I forget you have legs sometimes
Chill he ain't pewdiepie lol
Amy Jackson yea Pewdiepie definitely has no legs
@@amyjackson5390 hahaha that's what I was gonna say!
guys pewdiepie has detachable legs but he lost them so they have to be edited in
I snorted
i love how each of his videos about drugs just proves he really never used any drugs before
niara wbdusbsusns
THE INNOCENCE
he's said that he smoked weed before sooo...lol 🤷🏾♀️
How do you know what it’s like unless you’ve actually done drugs before
yuliza they were talking about boxboy
fortnite
fortnite
fortnite
kiss?
drugs !!!
itty-bitty ghost k
Wow you watched the exact same video as me, what are the chances?
Just what every 6 year-old needs to see online
Yes.
Dan Ransom Lol. I’m confused. Are you implying she is a hoe who will let him smash meaning the chances are high or what?
I didn’t get an extra greeting :(
Re-watch it. *Problem solved*
😭
this is before that was a thing
@@regantreece2240 its not
Wow I’m unsubscribing 😤
I love that kurtis’ old videos are completely unscripted and he’s just sitting in his pyjamas in bed.
Can he fort not??!?? Love ya Kurtis!
Dorschelfin
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lmao, he fort might!
Clear American Selitzer is good
Galactic Punt 😂
Grace Dorschel
And can you Fort-Get out?
jk, you have really wholesome content
I already have 5 zits sponsoring me, but the problem is that they aren't paying me that well 😕
Ella Mae 👌
Ella Mae I have like 100 sponsoring meeee
I feel that .
mood
You guys are getting paid at all???
Was it the zits fault I didn’t get my extra greeting I subbed for
LMAO at this comment
Some company: "Hey we would like to sponsor this video"
Kurtis: "sorry its actually already sponsored by a zit located on my face"
thank u zit for sponsoring my favorite kurtis 👌
Ace A.P Hey ghouls! The bois are here!
it’s a pleasure
U m the best Kurtis is chugging a half gallon of almond milk, please and thank youuuuuu
#shaniac
It wasn't a REAL sponsoer....... couldn't find ANY info in the desription.
The one dislike is from boxboi
He made 97 fake accounts lol
He made 123 accounts now
holly73 💕😂
182 accounts now
187 :o
I guess we can call u Kurzit Conner
Hehe
why is this so funny
"i'm a cynical old man, and god, i'm gonna be angry forever." oh... my own self-fulfilling prophecy.
good stuff man. i hope this new "trend" of underappreciated viners all blowing up on youtube (cody ko, danny gonzalez, drew gooden) reaches you too.
EDIT: 5 years and millions of subs later, im still watching! hell yeah!
god i know!!! kurtis deserves it
absolutely, well said!
was Danny underappreciated? I think Danny was actually pretty popular on vine. I remember seeing his stuff on the popular pages all the time...
@@011mph I'm pretty sure Danny was pretty popular
post-modernist caligula FUCK YA
Tell that zit to sponsor me pls
Sorry, it's already sponsoring me
🤮
Yo my parents took me to the Nutcracker and one of the mice was doing Fortnite dances in the background.
Deadass? Haha
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Been binging your videos for days now. Going through a hard time in my life now. I appreciate how much you make me laugh. It has helped alot especially with whats to come this week. Thanks man. Your hilarious.
Hope you're doing well ❤ sending you good vibes and awesomeness!
I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing that this guy existed
Erin Turner “BUT YHA DIDNTTT”
@@parisseaver DUDE I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO SAY THAT
Time to drink that slurp juice
Too late now, the endless cycle is just beginnig
That’s a depressing life
i dont see a single reason why anyone would dislike your content lol youre amazing
Yes
Yes
yee
7:37 he predicted most of tiktok’s content in 2020 lmao
I was just thinking that lmao
My brain was like "wow he's faking it anyway that's not even cocaine it's flour"
Like. Duh, Kayla.
That's illegal.
why is it only funny when you do it? like when he danced i cringed but when you did i laughed?
hahaha yea same
niara I think it’s a difference of satire vs people who try to hard haha you know?
Exactly.
haha yeah i wonder WhY idk ¿?¿¿ like if it happens to you 😋😍😍
SAME
Also sponsored by that hickey lmao
oop-
he has like four more next to the collar of his shirt I just realized LMAOOO, which isn't a bad thing it's just funny to me
might be trick of the light tho
I was looking for this comment lol
I think it's a mosquito bite
"that’s so fucking [REDACTED]" 5:31
7:40 Kurt predicted Tiktok early
AHAHAHAHA HE DID
Im so glad i found you... i was looking for someone to watch that made vids like this other than cody ko, danny conzalez and drew
Woah same
gaby calderon & eddy
gaby calderon check out eddy burback!
Also, joinen and ryan trahan
bro me too
you look like the love child of evan peters and steve buscemi... and i'm super into it?
and a surfer/skater dude
and john krasinski
@@bekahsue418 the smile part
Bekah Sue i was gonna say that lmao
I literally (And I mean literal literally) chocked on my Capri sun straw wtf
The fact Kurtis can make lame humor funny is *chefs kiss* perfecto
watching this three years later makes it so much funnier
i've never known someone so naturally hilarious in all my life
One day you might irl
Boxboi is just like that he’s truly one of a kind 😔
Laney LMAOO
“You fortmight” I’m ScrEAMING OMG
You have 1 hour to complete the test:
Question 1- Tick the one you think is the correct awnser:
Fortnite
Fortnite
Fortnite
Fortnite
Kiss
Drugs ✅
7:14 this aged like fine wine😌
“We’re all adults, we all get zits sometimes”
*Cries in 14 year old with acne*
oof same
Alena 美琳 Rice rice
@@acab9120 rice
@@nusrat5081 rice rice
hah. i genetically don’t get acne
His face through the video was a mixture of “I’m not amused” and “what the f*ck”. Lmao
Okay I know this comment is old but I love how these are just two flavors of boredom lmaooo
I’m very disappointed, there was no description of the zit. Smh
“One day someone is just gonna go *fart noise* and it’s gonna get like 3 million views” uh oh stinky poopy 😳 kurtis was truly ahead of his time 😪
he predicted his sound board.
Imagine being THIS cute
Ariana Laurel imagine kurtis not being this cute
How is *THIS* cute it's just four letters together... 🤔
@@chilli-iceolive-abode2447 *facepalm*
@@rhinoavocado1569 wooosh
simp
your smile is pretty
You sure got a purdy mouth, mmmhmm.
why is this so wholesome-
@@mowganashwey no-
Wow this is the most wholesome thing I have read on one of these videos
thank you
When theres no extra greetings😧
I went to my little sister's ballet, and I actually laughed while watching it. The reason was because they were trying to get tiny kids to cooperate and they were all over the stage.
Lmao your face when you did it yourself was priceless man 😂😂
hey Kurtis, you’ll never read this but like whatever. i found your channel again in september but, i forgot to subscribe. September was incredibly difficult for me (i had 2 sets of brain surgery and was in hospital for 3 months). i just watched your videos constantly. you don’t have nearly as many videos as i wish you did but i just rewatched a bunch of them. you got me through such a difficult time of my life and i guess i just wanted to say thank you. thank you so much for having a channel and always seeming so positive. you’re amazing. and, i’m probably going to have to have more surgery soon so i just wanted to say that i know i’m gonna be watching your videos religiously again and i’m actually subscribed now haha.
once again, thank you x
Good luck, man.
Your profile pic is fire, and best of luck :)
Ellie Cawley I was about to reply the same thing
wow bless ur heart
Luuuuuke
Hi hello, so in your video you mentioned going to the description to see more information about getting a zit, I was hoping to get another one to add to my collection. However, I was disappointed to see that this was not an option after all. I would like to speak to a manager about false advertisement. It’s really unfair that I, as well as many other savvy consumers I’m sure, were led to get our hopes up only to have them crushed by lack of availability of zit information. Rude. Just rude. Will be leaving a one star review on Yelp for this establishment
7:43 man really predicted tiktoks rise
good video Curtains
why did this send ne
Now I know my humour level.
@@shrrekk.. high
Why... did... I... laugh
i died the whole time thx
@alana did you turn into a ghost?
How many times was that
Oh no! Are you ok?
this was in my watch later playlist and I forgot that they play one after another so when I saw fortnite and heard "something terrible is happening" in kurtis' voice I thought it was an ad and I was so confused
You fort-might, but probably not
Obama listens to mo bamba cause he obamba...
Taking drugs is okay if you do it with friends
Darius Nightflare what if you don’t have friends
ozzy man it's not okay
pretty B *good thing I have alternatives*
excuse me I was trying to find the link in the description for the zit but I couldnt um unsubscribed i dont subscribe to liears xoxo
liears
Jana Sehly no offense but your profile pic is what nightmares are made of
@@mj-kd9uz OMG 😂
@@mj-kd9uz its Zuckerberg. its what shittyass robot friends are made of.
Mood
bro...where was my extra greeting my guy :(((
Have you guys ever realized that the entire top half of Kurtis’ face never shows emotion? The bottom half of his face is fully responsible for showing his emotion
kurtis conner, kurtis conner gimme kurtis conner
My three brain cells while I am trying to get to sleep at two in the morning.
*Sigh* You know, I was really looking forward to this video and it started really great. And then it got me supremely pumped. That zit was really awesome man. It even spoke to you proclaiming it's excitement, excitement I too felt when you said you'd put in the description how to get a zit like it. And so I found myself scrolling down and checking the description you claimed would have the instructions. But there I was, feeling more disappointed than ever. My life is just... In shambles dude. All because you couldn't just put what you were supposed to where it was supposes to go. *sigh* Please just follow through with you proclamations next time, will you?
I’m very sorry :(
He... he looked SO fucking tired 2 years ago. In like all of his 2018 videos he looks so so incredibly tired. Like when did he get his shit together?
its the laugh after "duty" for me
“If you don’t know WHO fortnite is, it’s a game”
i literally want to watch this for the 5th time because your videos make me laugh so much.
8:12 im dying inside
I binge kurtis conner’s video and I can see how kurtis improves🥹
I cringe so hard at kissing strangers videos like 80% of the world population has some form of herpes(cold sores) yall just... ok w spreading that around .? Alrighty...
Lol, there's a extremely high chance you already have it and don't know it. Almost everyone is asymptomatic
90% and it's usually not serious you probably already have it lol
cold sores is a different type of herpes, you most likely already have the virus, as you said 80-90% of people have it even if they’ve never had a cold sore
I mean, technically chicken pox is a form of herpes, and basically everyone has had that, or later contracts shingles which is also a form of herpes. Varicella-zoster virus if you'd like the scientific term. So I'd say it's more like 99% of the population that has had some form of herpes within their lifetime.
@@rocketmip9382 no one wanted the scientific term for herpes
Um you didn’t talk about the zit at all in the description and I was really looking forward to buying the zit ;(
Honestly his version of the video cracked me up
"wasn't that funny?"
yes.
Fortnite Prank idea: putting slurp juice in my sick grandmas IV to give her more health 👍
why don't u have a mil subscribers tbh
Marybeth Baisden he will someday. he’s too funny not to
Hes about to
He does now!! yeeyee
Why don't *you* have a million subscribers?!
going back whenever you say “about” and “out” to see how canadian it sounds
fairly canadian
06:19 THAT FACE ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME
And this was before he discovered tiktok 😭
You fortmight....but maybe not. (I'm dead)
I know this is 5 mons old but listen "do you even fortnite? you fort-MIGHT, but maybe not" nearly killed me
3:40 it’s the nutcracker my dudesssss
I went to watch the sugarplum fairy at an off Broadway theater and the mice were doing fortnite dances
d a m n . the zit sold out before i got here ... anybody selling some of those spicy pustules ?
kiaraa_ we will restock soon !
I was shocked when I saw this video, for whatever reason I thought you were French...
You know what’s even worse? That for awhile fortnite was the most searched thing on p-hub
7:40 little did he expect Charlie D’amelio
I see that hickey 👀
Crying Emoji its a zit get over it
supermenka0 do you know what a hickey is?
supermenka0 Lmao, they aren’t talking about that
Crying Emoji lmaoo he has one in like every video
What? Where?
you reminded me so much of eric foreman at 7:04 lmaoo
OhhHhHhHHHHH MY YESSSS!!!
i think is the “but THEN” with the smile
LITERALLY OMG
So accurate
theres no extra greeting but i still feel as welcomed 🤘😩
Hahaha omg😂
*announcement*
''This video is sponsored by...''
Me: *expects annoying and boring advertisements*
''This zit''
😂😂😂😂
Made my day
I love forknife!
awesome vid!!! love u kurtis
I love your chanel so much...it makes me realize how cringe were my early preteen years, i watched all these things and thought these people were so cool idk how can someone be so brainwashed but I am glad i finally understand and thank you for reminding it💞
😭fuck I remember all the cringy stuff I’ve done😐
2:19 *_tHaTs tHe bLuEsT _**_-sHiRt-_**_ wAtEr iVe eVeR sEeN_*
and on that day, 90 people contracted cold sores
WHY DID I JUST FIND U ON CZcams WTF WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE
Is that the real Nicholas cage ? I have a joke for you .
What did the police say to his co-worker names Nicholas ?
Nicholas Cage him !
Get it ? Cuz ... the CO-workers will cage the criminal ?
8:03 this is where the video actually starts
Thanks bro
revisitn this gem to see the progression of terrible content from boxboy with kurtis' great commentary.
I know this makes me part of the problem, but I honestly laughed the hardest as your dance at the end I’M SORRY
Don't lie, you are Evan Peters. Yessss, i said the thing, sorry Evan
"boxboy? imma box this boy" homie predicted the future of fortnite
8:15 That smile, that ducking smile
Dude, you’re awesome !! 😂 🔝🔝🔝 Every one of your videos cracks me up
yo why u funny
legit lost it at kurtis dancing and smiling awkwardly. @Netflix where is this boy's special 😤
The fact that his controller was off killed me✋💀
quinn from zoey 101 come getcha mans!!!!