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  • čas přidán 23. 06. 2016
  • I had a lot of fun with the drawings on this one, as you can tell. First time my own doodles have made me laugh aloud after taking a step back and looking at them.
    Intro and outro song:
    "Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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  • @maxgosselin62
    @maxgosselin62 Před 4 lety +7248

    The slow cooker thing seems like a frighteningly easy mistake to make...

    • @WouldntULikeToKnow.
      @WouldntULikeToKnow. Před 4 lety +508

      For sure, good thing I'm lazy and only used canned beans. 😬

    • @benn454
      @benn454 Před 4 lety +570

      That's why you're supposed to boil them BEFORE you put them in the slow cooker.

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer Před 4 lety +150

      never eat kidney beans

    • @harperthegoblin
      @harperthegoblin Před 3 lety +27

      Clearly the devil agrees, you have 666 likes

    • @simranp6138
      @simranp6138 Před 3 lety +62

      Oh no i'm sorry if u got two tip tummy terrorism

  • @tinyrocketship
    @tinyrocketship Před 4 lety +10182

    Moral of the story: Heat the bean. But safely.

  • @kingofallbugs7
    @kingofallbugs7 Před 3 lety +14433

    I love how Sam O'Nella literally told us how to commit suicide by eating food

  • @NexusProductions-rz1sv
    @NexusProductions-rz1sv Před 3 lety +4367

    "Oh shit I'm blasting out of both ends! Mah hearts a seizin, lungs a wheezin, the fucking walls are melting!"

    • @infinitelyexpandingcringe3368
      @infinitelyexpandingcringe3368 Před 2 lety +514

      “I can hear satan’s voice, he’s telling me to, invest in apple? What does he mean? Why does he want me to buy apples!?”

    • @tamiromero6987
      @tamiromero6987 Před 2 lety +61

      Why does he want me to buy apples anyway?

    • @overloadgames972
      @overloadgames972 Před 2 lety +27

      @@tamiromero6987 Apple Core is Cockney slang for 20 pounds? so he’s basically telling him to invest in money?

    • @schizopenguin
      @schizopenguin Před rokem +4

      damnit i forgot which video that's from

    • @soufi7356
      @soufi7356 Před rokem

      @@schizopenguin Plant diseases

  • @gittattle148
    @gittattle148 Před 3 lety +5261

    Instead of leaving this world with a bullet, I'm leaving with a slightly warm kidney bean

  • @imbob99999
    @imbob99999 Před 3 lety +15824

    "Hey, Tarrare"
    *heats up kidney beans on 99°*
    "Eat this."

  • @damiengamez1909
    @damiengamez1909 Před 3 lety +2810

    How to get away with murder
    Step 1: Host an almond party and feed everyone a ton of almonds
    Step 2: "How was I supposed to know that they'd all die of 'almond poisonings?'"

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 Před 2 lety +17

      @Liam Berg (STUDENT) Is that how we'll get rid of anti-vaxxers, then?

    • @TheDragiix3
      @TheDragiix3 Před 2 lety +21

      @@lordbanetheplayer8844

    • @frogsonalilypadreal
      @frogsonalilypadreal Před 2 lety +95

      Dude, we all know the divorce changed you. Just take a nap.

    • @blue_froggy0968
      @blue_froggy0968 Před 2 lety +4

      Step one
      Kidney been soup
      Made in a slow cooker

    • @damiengamez1909
      @damiengamez1909 Před 2 lety +83

      @@frogsonalilypadreal had a nap. Still want to murder using almonds

  • @iexist1300
    @iexist1300 Před 3 lety +1129

    0:52 I love how he just stacks up all the symptoms until it becomes a compleate mess.

  • @robertstark2007
    @robertstark2007 Před 4 lety +17356

    "Describe yourself in 8 words."
    Me: "This innocent-looking legume holds some sinister secrets."

  • @angryfyce
    @angryfyce Před 6 lety +5373

    Ages ago, I bought a two pound bag of cinnamon sugar almonds, and ate them in a single day.
    I got pretty damn sick, and now I know why. I ate half a lethal dose of cyanide. Neat.

    • @user-ft4pb5vb3e
      @user-ft4pb5vb3e Před 6 lety +428

      Well, the whole dose has to be in two hours, otherwise it won't be potent enough and your body will handle it...somehow.

    • @kevinkevin5973
      @kevinkevin5973 Před 6 lety +248

      two hours seems awfully long, your body takes care of cyanide very, very quickly

    • @user-ft4pb5vb3e
      @user-ft4pb5vb3e Před 6 lety +77

      Kevin Kevin
      1:32

    • @vacationhotel1
      @vacationhotel1 Před 5 lety +182

      It could have been the sugar

    • @A_Strawberry
      @A_Strawberry Před 5 lety +10

      Very very neat

  • @ZHNMRSYD
    @ZHNMRSYD Před 3 lety +453

    "What's a piece of information that you learned that feels illegal to know?"

  • @quote8066
    @quote8066 Před 3 lety +374

    As someone who has felt the wrath of the undercooked legume I can attest to "Two tip tummy terrorism" being accurate.

    • @ariannasv22
      @ariannasv22 Před rokem +7

      Story?

    • @livekazumareaction
      @livekazumareaction Před rokem +18

      @@ariannasv22 he died.

    • @MrMoronDark
      @MrMoronDark Před rokem +77

      @@ariannasv22 i can tell you a story, i was 11 or 12 and was visiting my relatives at Ukraine, at the last day before flight back i ate it, during evening i wasnt feeling very good and start puking, somehow managed to fell asleep after, but asked for bucket for a night just in case.
      I woke up at the middle of the night with feeling "ITS COMING", hunched over bucket still on the bed, what i wasnt ready for is to blast for back side, i was puking stream of vomit and blasting brown stream from the other side for solid 5 minutes, each time i tense up to blast vomit from my mouth, the other side was shooting like a shit hydrant, whole house woke up because of my horrific belching sounds and even somehow my relatives who was sleeping in summer house
      This is how i spent my last night at relatives village

    • @keadraws
      @keadraws Před rokem +17

      @@MrMoronDarkdear god that’s a story alright how did your relatives react to this?

    • @starman3533
      @starman3533 Před rokem +2

      @@MrMoronDark lmao thanks for sharing

  • @e4999
    @e4999 Před 5 lety +10702

    Tarrare could do it :-)

  • @louiscostanzo5595
    @louiscostanzo5595 Před 5 lety +8543

    18 apple cores? I've been going about suicide all wrong.

    • @marshallboice6871
      @marshallboice6871 Před 5 lety +578

      Just put a whole bottle of rat poison in a milkshake

    • @xenoncantread
      @xenoncantread Před 5 lety +478

      My friend eats the whole apple all the time (seeds, stem, core, all of it).
      I didn't know it's bad
      I feel wrong for daring him to do it sometimes now

    • @timbotibbetts
      @timbotibbetts Před 5 lety +372

      @@xenoncantread I used to do it in middle school all the time just as a flex. Always gave me a stomach ache and now I know why

    • @Loli_lover206
      @Loli_lover206 Před 5 lety +46

      @@xenoncantread I do that all the time

    • @xenoncantread
      @xenoncantread Před 5 lety +24

      @@Loli_lover206 Rip

  • @megadick6000
    @megadick6000 Před 2 lety +362

    Thank god you informed me of this Sam, I was about to eat 11lb of rhubarb leaves before i watched this video. You literally saved my life.

  • @ericaguadalupe6835
    @ericaguadalupe6835 Před 2 lety +112

    Yes, kidney beans not properly cooked are indeed sinister. I went to a Jamaican restaurant for take out one day in college before class and I was wondering why the beans still had a bite to them. I didn’t know at that time if it was bad or not, I was just starving so I crushed the whole thing. And for two weeks straight it was the worst abdominal pain in my life that made me feel like I was experiencing uncontrollable living death.
    Edit: From both ends *

    • @RealLenny
      @RealLenny Před rokem +10

      did you sue? that doesn't sound very legal

    • @walkingguy6409
      @walkingguy6409 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@RealLennyso american

    • @RealLenny
      @RealLenny Před 8 měsíci +7

      @@walkingguy6409 it's called common sense. people shouldn't be allowed to poison you.

    • @lmaobox4068
      @lmaobox4068 Před 5 měsíci

      @@walkingguy6409
      The American dream is the right to pursue justice for literally being served poison

  • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
    @Horny_Fruit_Flies Před 5 lety +2406

    0:43 When you evolve all the symptoms in Plague Inc.

  • @Abdega
    @Abdega Před 4 lety +8181

    When your name is “Sam O’Nella”
    You talk about food poisoning,
    Yet don’t mention *SALMONELLA*

  • @b3astlyify
    @b3astlyify Před 2 lety +88

    I actually had an experience with the bean thing. I was making chili and for some reason had raw beans instead of canned beans (which are pre cooked). Ate a bowl and long story short, I missed a full 24 hours of my life violently spewing out of both ends. Shaking on the cold bathroom floor. Worst intestinal agony I've ever experienced to this day.

  • @pineapple5825
    @pineapple5825 Před 3 lety +685

    Fun fact: one of George Washington’s cooks tried to murder him with a tomato

    • @YourAverageSoftmodder
      @YourAverageSoftmodder Před 3 lety +50

      It was the lead plate. How do you not know that it was the plate???

    • @slavsquatsuperstar
      @slavsquatsuperstar Před 3 lety +172

      @@YourAverageSoftmodder Although, coincidentally enough, tomatoes were believed to be poisonous until Thomas Jefferson proved otherwise by eating a basketload. :PPP

    • @YourAverageSoftmodder
      @YourAverageSoftmodder Před 3 lety +17

      @@slavsquatsuperstar I- Uh- you get the better redditor award. *claps*

    • @davidarruda8400
      @davidarruda8400 Před 3 lety +8

      That was a myth

    • @captainahab5522
      @captainahab5522 Před 3 lety

      The stem is poisonous

  • @timtsai9285
    @timtsai9285 Před 4 lety +2293

    I think the phrase "two-end tummy terrorism" is my new favorite

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 Před 6 lety +3670

    mom: Why are you buying all that weird produce?
    Me: shut up I want this

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 Před 5 lety +233

      She'd kill you before the poison did.

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan Před 5 lety +44

      @@ryanhernandez1877 exactly

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 Před 5 lety +147

      *If I ever told my mother to shut up you'd better believe she'd be more damaging than poison.*

    • @pixelpudding3914
      @pixelpudding3914 Před 5 lety +94

      Mom:Why are you buying 18 apples and an apple corer?
      Me:No reason

    • @flacciddice3324
      @flacciddice3324 Před 5 lety +5

      Noice, I got the 400th like

  • @camilocuh9964
    @camilocuh9964 Před 2 lety +43

    Option a: become a valuable member of society
    Option b: teach kids how to violently die with everyday foods

  • @dabeastfromdaweast9788
    @dabeastfromdaweast9788 Před 3 lety +20

    3:05 It costs 450,000 shits to eat this bean, for *_twelve seconds_*

  • @jennyIetterson
    @jennyIetterson Před 4 lety +7158

    Anti-vax mom: My little angel is perfect, no vaccines needed!
    Her little angel: 0:43

    • @Wheresmy240
      @Wheresmy240 Před 4 lety +683

      My ex, who I still speak to regularly, ended up having kids and turned into an anti-vaxxer. I dodged a bullet, or maybe my offspring dodged polio, I don't know.

    • @ackrat704
      @ackrat704 Před 4 lety +141

      Prim Grim it should’ve been 0:52

    • @lemmygrad5425
      @lemmygrad5425 Před 4 lety +50

      Wheresmy240 I feel sorry for her kids

    • @jennyIetterson
      @jennyIetterson Před 4 lety +23

      @@ackrat704 no

    • @akithecockatiel6854
      @akithecockatiel6854 Před 4 lety +13

      That's his name
      Karen's child

  • @jadeaep
    @jadeaep Před 6 lety +3052

    Who would win?
    A vital organ humans need to digest food
    Or
    4 bean bois

  • @vinnypoo5374
    @vinnypoo5374 Před 3 lety +175

    So you're telling me I can make homemade poison to kill my enemies by just griding apple seeds into powder?

    • @themostbritishpersonalive868
      @themostbritishpersonalive868 Před 2 lety +15

      Or build an immunity to impress your friends

    • @orestisgeorgatos6725
      @orestisgeorgatos6725 Před 2 lety +4

      With a mortar and pastel yeah, but grinding anything as hard as seeds into powder is hard, and it would take a ton of seeds

    • @nsahandler
      @nsahandler Před 2 lety +15

      Buying enough apple seeds to kill someone is a way to get on the FBI Watchlist (like any other lethal quantity of materials in high volume).
      3.5 Oz of seeds is a loooooooot of seeds: way more than a small farmer would ever need to start a farm and way more than a small farm could produce from all it's apples in a season.
      Also grinding up 3.5 ounces of seeds is the best way to accidentally inhale the dust and dying.

    • @DieLuftwaffel
      @DieLuftwaffel Před 2 lety +6

      @@nsahandler 3.5oz isnt even a quarter of a pound. A whole commercial orchard could easily provide many times this many seeds in one season

    • @nsahandler
      @nsahandler Před 2 lety +3

      @@DieLuftwaffel dawg 3.5 lbs of SEEDS. Not apples. SEEDS.

  • @overlord_kualsi9758
    @overlord_kualsi9758 Před 3 lety +48

    "the delicious red part you usually eat is virtually toxin free"
    Virtually?

  • @ChristmasCrustacean1
    @ChristmasCrustacean1 Před 7 lety +3276

    off to the shop to buy 20 apples

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 Před 7 lety +203

      +Gyro Too late to tell him now...

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 Před 7 lety +92

      +Gyro Also really dependson the poison because some substances would knock you out or get you high af before the painful part of dying.

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 Před 7 lety +37

      easiest and least painful way to die is suffocation via co2

    • @SECONDQUEST
      @SECONDQUEST Před 7 lety +18

      Dover I thought it was to die in your sleep

    • @Dover939
      @Dover939 Před 7 lety +146

      +SECONDQUEST
      no one lives to tell the tale of the horrors of dying in your sleep

  • @ItachiAnime1
    @ItachiAnime1 Před 5 lety +5506

    I got my degree from the prestigious Sam O'Nella Academy.

  • @T.GLongstaff
    @T.GLongstaff Před 3 lety +36

    The innocent looking legume holds some sinister secrets. That’s some top notch word play.

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 Před 3 lety +44

    Me, who cooked a pound of kidney beans: "Hope I did that right XD"

  • @incognitoburrito7458
    @incognitoburrito7458 Před 4 lety +4145

    After eating a whole apple, I would crack open the core and eat the apple seeds. Like chew them up because they tasted good. I guess I had a mild addiction for cyanide. Anyway, I guess Im going to die soon if I keep doing it, but they still taste pretty good though.

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 Před 4 lety +815

      That's a weird way of pronouncing suicide

    • @_b.4596
      @_b.4596 Před 4 lety +301

      they kinda taste like the smell of cherry blossom to me. but no one i know will try eating them to see if I'm right :/

    • @ninjamanmrc7310
      @ninjamanmrc7310 Před 4 lety +551

      More like build an immunity to being poisoned

    • @sumeiyahsyeda9386
      @sumeiyahsyeda9386 Před 4 lety +209

      @@ninjamanmrc7310 yeah just like that guy from history

    • @ahumanrs
      @ahumanrs Před 4 lety +62

      The cyanide is created in your stomach

  • @tttylerpantsthesquirrel2814
    @tttylerpantsthesquirrel2814 Před 4 lety +987

    0:43
    Aren't those just the side effects of any type of medicine that has a commercial?

  • @connerthearcher9653
    @connerthearcher9653 Před 2 lety +10

    Still rewatching all his videos repeatedly forever, can't get enough lol

  • @adamschultz7127
    @adamschultz7127 Před 3 lety +21

    Everytime you say "it would probably be hard to pull off", I hear "bet you can't".

  • @TheTexas1994
    @TheTexas1994 Před 3 lety +2589

    Who else is just rewatching Sam O'Nella's videos since he has disappeared?

    • @foxfirefive
      @foxfirefive Před 3 lety +11

      Me

    • @spriteguy4050
      @spriteguy4050 Před 3 lety +22

      Where’d he go man

    • @kairo3201
      @kairo3201 Před 3 lety +98

      @Dogenerate
      oh no, he's slowly gaining more power!

    • @harrisonbennett3787
      @harrisonbennett3787 Před 3 lety +18

      @Dogenerate will he come back to youtube after?

    • @floo1465
      @floo1465 Před 3 lety +69

      @@harrisonbennett3787 yes, he’s confirmed that he wants to come back soon

  • @tophatvideosinc.5858
    @tophatvideosinc.5858 Před 4 lety +685

    Thanks, now when I make beans for my friends in a slow cooker I'll add a single kidney bean to the pot and wait to see which one was the unlucky one

  • @sonofadeadmeme
    @sonofadeadmeme Před 3 lety +67

    0:56 hey look, it's 5 year old me trying "Sour Patch Kids" for the first time
    context: it gave me the shits for an entire sleepless night

  • @Sara-bn2cu
    @Sara-bn2cu Před 3 lety +16

    Is it weird that the first thing I thought of when he started talking about the kidney beans is “ooo finally, a good way to skip school on purpose without lying.”

  • @antonkarlsson5572
    @antonkarlsson5572 Před 7 lety +1515

    When I got a slow cooker I put in, among other things, a lot of dried raw kidney beans. I managed to eat two meals of it with something like 20 beans in each before I started to feel sick. I can confirm that when it kicked in, I did want to die

    • @extrascript6622
      @extrascript6622 Před 6 lety +118

      Anton Karlsson Thank god you’re ok.

    • @rydemk4168
      @rydemk4168 Před 6 lety +8

      Why would you do that?

    • @normalhuman78-53
      @normalhuman78-53 Před 6 lety +24

      Anton Karlsson how are you still alive

    • @rock3793
      @rock3793 Před 6 lety +16

      Anton Karlsson weird i have been slowcooking them for years without sickness

    • @user-dw1hz9pd1s
      @user-dw1hz9pd1s Před 6 lety +67

      You ascended from death, Jesus Christ

  • @franciscog4071
    @franciscog4071 Před 7 lety +2579

    Instructions not clear- ingested 20 pounds of rhubarb

  • @alternativeplane
    @alternativeplane Před rokem +16

    Once brought a costco-sized bag of almonds to school for my food intake for the day. Started feeling shitty pretty quickly, thought it was hunger so I just kept eating more almonds. It took me a few hours to figure out that maybe the almonds were the problem, I felt like garbage for a week after that, and I haven't really been able to eat almonds since

  • @thats.spenci
    @thats.spenci Před 3 lety +15

    "You'd need around 4lbs" tarrare: Oh shi-

    • @icantsleep519
      @icantsleep519 Před 2 lety +1

      The doctor's "oh I see... oh tarrare! We have a drink for you"

  • @distinguishedcatfish7154
    @distinguishedcatfish7154 Před 4 lety +718

    You need a lot of leaf to get the “leafality”

    • @julianapier9057
      @julianapier9057 Před 3 lety +3

      Underated

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 Před 3 lety +8

      that sounds like a new mortal kombat update to promote environmemtalism

    • @slavbigyoshi7677
      @slavbigyoshi7677 Před 3 lety

      mortal kombat plant mode???

    • @slavbigyoshi7677
      @slavbigyoshi7677 Před 3 lety

      @@evie5375 YES

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 Před 3 lety

      @@slavbigyoshi7677 bro motal kombat plant mode exists, her name is cetrion

  • @tree161
    @tree161 Před 6 lety +598

    When ur mom asks you why you ordered 11 pounds of rhubarb.

    • @mr.gentlezombie8709
      @mr.gentlezombie8709 Před 5 lety +30

      That wouldn't be enough, given that of the 11 pounds, only a portion would be leaves.
      Also, there are plenty of other foods with oxalic acid: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxalic_acid#Content_in_food_items
      3.4 lbs of parsley would be just as bad as 11 lbs of rhubarb leaves

    • @heckfrick3781
      @heckfrick3781 Před 5 lety +42

      Thank you mr minecraft zombie man for providing me with some succulent *K N O W L E D G E*

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 Před 5 lety +4

      Mr. Gentlezombie Oh thank god now I can stop buying all that rhubarb

  • @0Unknowns
    @0Unknowns Před 2 lety +6

    Me: Oh, cool way to go
    Me after hearing the symptoms: I think I will pass

  • @ethancole9168
    @ethancole9168 Před 8 měsíci +2

    I've eaten about 2.5 pounds of almonds once. Then i felt a little sick so i stopped. About an hour later i remembered that many seeds contain cyanide. Thats when i stopped eating almonds in bulk

  • @jacegodfrey7074
    @jacegodfrey7074 Před 6 lety +578

    People: cyanide reeks of almonds
    Sam: almonds reek of cyanide
    Me: almonds reek of almonds

  • @Greg-vb4zl
    @Greg-vb4zl Před 3 lety +156

    i only now realized that certain chamicals make you crap and vomit because when your body senses them, it goes :" G E T A L L O F T H I S C R A P O U T T A H E R E!!!"

    • @evirareid1500
      @evirareid1500 Před 2 lety +15

      When I get my period, I get so sick in my stomach and my bodies chemicals go haywire. My body forces vomiting because...clearly I'm being poisoned. Nope, actually just my cycle. Every. Damn. Month.

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 Před 2 lety +3

      @@evirareid1500 fuck that sounds like hell. Are you sure you’re not being punished in hell? Cause that sounds like one hellish life.

  • @diegoestrada56
    @diegoestrada56 Před rokem +12

    I can say that kidney bean poisoning has to be one of the worst experiences i have ever had in my life, i actually wanted to die.
    Cousin's birthday party happened, aunt made homemade baked beans (i'm a latino so eating beans in events is normal here), later on i woke up at 1 a.m with the worst stomachache ever, it felt like someone had put nails on fire in my stomach and it also felt like my stomach was full of gas which made it more painful.
    Spent like 3 hours just sitting in my toilet holding my guts and crying, wishing to die because the pain was just too much.

  • @joshu2816
    @joshu2816 Před 2 lety +8

    I love how he described every symptom in the most weirdest way

  • @eisleyism
    @eisleyism Před 7 lety +676

    So when I was 7 or 8, it was an all day car ride across California during the middle of summer (hot as fuck). My dad had just gotten a shit ton of cans of fancy almonds as a gift from his work. So I was just eating them the entire car ride, anyhow I show up at my grandpas house just feeling like total shit from eating all those almonds and probably also dehydrated. After that I didn't eat almonds for years and years because of that feeling.

    • @saltyman7888
      @saltyman7888 Před 7 lety +29

      the more you know

    • @arrisfay
      @arrisfay Před 7 lety +78

      I once dropped some pastrami and washed it and ate and I haven't eaten pastrami since

    • @Starlordkimst73
      @Starlordkimst73 Před 7 lety

      金大恩

    • @stephenmiller9009
      @stephenmiller9009 Před 6 lety +3

      Tyler Si i ate one almond twice and after each time i got a migraine and hated them wont touch them, oh you bought sweets with almods, mother?? Xdd

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodbl1233
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodbl1233 Před 6 lety

      Tyler alrite

  • @Kristynayden
    @Kristynayden Před 4 lety +839

    Why does every video I see on CZcams of salmonella like “3 years ago”

    • @gethighordiefiending
      @gethighordiefiending Před 4 lety +25

      youtube’s stupid algorithm🙄

    • @baconking1595
      @baconking1595 Před 3 lety +8

      Because they have the most views.

    • @alaybey9771
      @alaybey9771 Před 3 lety +10

      @@baconking1595 why this channel stopped uploading New videos? The newest video is a year ago

    • @baconking1595
      @baconking1595 Před 3 lety +38

      @@alaybey9771 He said on twitter that a new video is coming soon.

    • @loosinit_mc
      @loosinit_mc Před 3 lety +12

      @YeetKid soon™

  • @defuncy91
    @defuncy91 Před 2 lety +7

    1: host a rhubarb competition (requirement: you must eat ALL of it yes, including leaf)
    2: results

    • @oofyalDAMMIT
      @oofyalDAMMIT Před rokem

      3. *dies in the most horrendous fashion ever imaginable and ALIVE.*

    • @hoghuhaghu8506
      @hoghuhaghu8506 Před rokem

      @@oofyalDAMMIT or just do the same thing with kidney beans cooked at 70 C

  • @Jaymac720
    @Jaymac720 Před rokem +9

    “This innocent looking legume holds some sinister secrets” would be a great prompt for CZcams Jeopardy

  • @AtomicQBomb
    @AtomicQBomb Před 6 lety +1200

    Who else would enroll in Sam-o-Nella academy?

  • @Cohelit
    @Cohelit Před 3 lety +7

    Listening to this man talk about produce is relaxing and soothing

  • @mosiahlevi417
    @mosiahlevi417 Před 2 lety +12

    I once made a chilli in the slow cooker and my entire family was laughable sick, now I know what I did :’)

  • @thejabberwocky5884
    @thejabberwocky5884 Před 4 lety +810

    Rhubarb poisoning just sounds like a really heavy period when you have allergies and are sneezing all the time.

    • @lostperson5482
      @lostperson5482 Před 4 lety +45

      Abdega Dying is probably the worst part of having periods

    • @riskitforthetriscuitt2548
      @riskitforthetriscuitt2548 Před 4 lety +24

      Jim Harbor big brain facts

    • @Marines_Memelevolent
      @Marines_Memelevolent Před 4 lety +10

      If that is how yours work, I think you should ask your doctor about that.

    • @jedithekitten8891
      @jedithekitten8891 Před 4 lety +7

      Dalevisor Oh shit I thought that was normal

    • @sunflowerrae713
      @sunflowerrae713 Před 4 lety +16

      @@jedithekitten8891 same here. Every couple of months my body just decides to summon satan with cramps so bad I legit have convulsions. My doctor said that cramps like are normal and if they causing a lot of pain to go on the pill since it help suppress heavy flow.

  • @Psyk0h
    @Psyk0h Před 6 lety +278

    I love how he combined all the symptoms

  • @firstnamelastname50
    @firstnamelastname50 Před 2 lety +15

    0:23 thats where dream got it

  • @poogissploogis
    @poogissploogis Před 11 měsíci +1

    A lesson on food poisonings from ol' Sam O'Nella himself, couldn't ask for anything better

  • @hypertense
    @hypertense Před 5 lety +492

    once in the land of surreal memes
    there was one meme which i didn't get at all
    it confused me
    "you may consume three beans"
    *image of kiney beans*
    "but no more"
    "they will know if you consume more"
    and now i finally get that meme thanks to this video
    and now i'm smarter in this meme than my friends
    and now i get the joke and they don't
    so i feel great

  • @tern3970
    @tern3970 Před 7 lety +256

    Best part was when the kidney bean said "flick me"

  • @avosmash2121
    @avosmash2121 Před rokem +2

    One thing I learned the hard way- which I dunno if it is strictly fatal but it could potentially be under the right circumstances- is combining cherries with milk. Cherries are highly acidic and causes milk to curdle and release gas. I am very mild allergic to cherries and thought having only a single one, tongue tingles be damned, following a milk shake, would not be the end of the world. .....Hours later I was not a pretty sight and lets just say I was severely dehydrated after an entire night of what came out of me.

  • @DeWitherWarrior
    @DeWitherWarrior Před 3 lety +3

    "Two-tip Tummy Terrorism" has to be the best thing ive heard all year🤣🤣

  • @linusyootasteisking
    @linusyootasteisking Před 7 lety +140

    1:30 wow that picture is fucking amazing

  • @PatricHerrera
    @PatricHerrera Před 5 lety +247

    Sweet almonds require 1,000ish sure, but bitter almonds actually only require 20 or 30 to kill.
    Bitter almonds have 50x more cyanide content than sweet ones.

    • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodg3352
      @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodg3352 Před 4 lety +28

      Patric Herrera that's some pretty handy information, ngl

    • @weakspirit_
      @weakspirit_ Před 4 lety +26

      almost as useful as *_B E A N S_* .

    • @generalolivervonbismarck393
      @generalolivervonbismarck393 Před 4 lety +21

      Well I have no fucking idea how I’m not dead yet because my mom used to buy 100 count packs of bitter almonds and I would often have a large handful every now and then

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 Před 4 lety +18

      General Oliver Von Bismarck Maybe you built up a tolerance over time

    • @jackmatutum7747
      @jackmatutum7747 Před 4 lety +10

      @@netherdominater9960 or maybe he has genetically higher than average tolerance to cyanide

  • @freeloading_toad
    @freeloading_toad Před 10 měsíci +10

    No joke, my mom almost died because she undercooked kidney beans. She was too sick to go to the hospital plus it was at the peak of Covid lockdown, so she just laid in her room vomiting and sweating for around 1.5 weeks before she got better. But she recovered, and her near-death experience made my dad get off his ass and build her a chicken coop like she’d always wanted, so not a complete waste

  • @javierbrownems
    @javierbrownems Před 2 lety +1

    "hey kids" plays in my head when ever i'm about to do something bad from now on,

  • @NocturnalDecay
    @NocturnalDecay Před 5 lety +202

    0:52 If that isn't the perfect picture to send with absolutely zero context, nothing is

  • @izukusofficial7116
    @izukusofficial7116 Před 4 lety +218

    That fact that during the video, I tried to wipe the tiny black dot off my screen really bothered me

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 Před 4 lety +10

      I was gonna wipe it, but then I scrolled to see if it moved with the video.

    • @anonymousviewer6244
      @anonymousviewer6244 Před 3 lety +8

      I was cursed with this and it makes me annoyed

    • @mpmpenak
      @mpmpenak Před 3 lety +1

      Viewed on a tv while trying to doze off. I get up and disturbed my sleep just trying to wipe it off. PepeHands

    • @marcusbrasilite
      @marcusbrasilite Před 3 lety

      Was looking for that comment

  • @thegalaxypenguin1635
    @thegalaxypenguin1635 Před 3 lety +2

    The visuals of the effects now give me Vietnam flashbacks every time I look at the produce listed in the video

  • @justsomestuf
    @justsomestuf Před 3 lety

    I love how the first thing you see when you hover over this is a man expelling just about everything from just about every orifice

  • @hattiec.
    @hattiec. Před 5 lety +390

    when you just ate chili with more than 3 kidney beans in it, not to mention it was also cooked in a slow cooker. *welp, time to die.*

  • @geeswithane7yrago303
    @geeswithane7yrago303 Před 4 lety +230

    1:51
    Me who have eaten apple seeds multiple times: *intense sweating*

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 Před 4 lety +11

      All the more reason to eat them.

    • @flamingpi2245
      @flamingpi2245 Před 3 lety +3

      iamhungey12345
      Someone loves you

    • @ahmedreda2080
      @ahmedreda2080 Před 3 lety

      Smoke a cigarette you'll be fine

    • @SniffishBowl
      @SniffishBowl Před 3 lety

      @@ahmedreda2080 that would work and make it worst at the same time

    • @ahmedreda2080
      @ahmedreda2080 Před 3 lety

      @@SniffishBowl nah the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in the stomach

  • @valentinatupi4966
    @valentinatupi4966 Před 3 lety +11

    2:37 random smoothie challange (gone wrong!)

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer Před 2 lety +1

    Rules to live by when preparing to watch Sam O'Nella's videos:
    1) Don't plan on eating before, during, or immediately afterward.
    That's it really. Enjoy!

  • @darthguilder1923
    @darthguilder1923 Před 6 lety +412

    0:55 New screensaver

  • @DassRoc
    @DassRoc Před 7 lety +332

    Step 1: Boil the bean
    and maybe now I know why I always threw up soup that had beans in it

  • @zzodysseuszz
    @zzodysseuszz Před 3 lety +5

    1:28 I’ve actually experienced this. Took a few hours of back and fourth eating actual bowls of it and I was a kid so it was not fun. I vomited a shit ton of this red substance and couldn’t stand bc of what felt like vertigo a bad headache. Tried to sleep on the couch bc I was at a family members house but couldn’t. The vomit was probably from eating too much
    10/10 would recommend

  • @atlas2296
    @atlas2296 Před 3 lety +7

    Moral of the story: Enough produce can evacuate your bowls faster than even 1 week of Taco Bell

  • @ThatCaretakerGuy
    @ThatCaretakerGuy Před 3 lety +111

    offing someone with 18 apples doesn't sound so hard to pull off you know...

  • @thevanillaaa799
    @thevanillaaa799 Před 6 lety +108

    "flick me" got me

  • @goatqueen9642
    @goatqueen9642 Před rokem

    There is one spot on the screen the entire time.. and I thought it was something on my screen the entire time

  • @furiousdemon5713
    @furiousdemon5713 Před rokem +2

    *Sam always says "I just decided to highlight a few" as if we don't appreciate his content enough for him to warrant more videos*

  • @vidiav4614
    @vidiav4614 Před 4 lety +87

    “We’re gonna be talking about poisons today, oh by the way I’m salmonella.”

    • @fen4613
      @fen4613 Před 4 lety +7

      Salmonella is a type of bacteria, not a poison

    • @zoleroid7027
      @zoleroid7027 Před 3 lety +1

      1. Bacteria
      2. Not the produce section

    • @vidiav4614
      @vidiav4614 Před 3 lety

      Sorry I was super young and don’t know shit about the difference between bacteria and poison
      I’m 13 now btw

    • @bowtiefrenchfry800
      @bowtiefrenchfry800 Před 3 lety

      @SandwichLord93 why are you surprised? people even give 4 year olds iphones

  • @bloatedblitz
    @bloatedblitz Před 4 lety +68

    Ohhhh so THATS why everyone keeps dying when i cook kidney beans

    • @LazyAndFabulous
      @LazyAndFabulous Před 3 lety +2

      I absolutely made myself have food poisoning after I prepare my kidney beans supplies.

  • @BasementDweller_
    @BasementDweller_ Před rokem

    A video I haven’t seen from them. A blessing for me.

  • @tamurahedgemond9424
    @tamurahedgemond9424 Před 2 lety +1

    I can watch these videos instead of going to school! I still learn from these videos but these videos are just better than school

  • @tenmobin1407
    @tenmobin1407 Před 4 lety +127

    *looks away for 2 seconds*
    Breathing difficulty,
    Burning of the mouth, eye pain, bloody urine, nausea, abdominal pain, vomit, diarrhea, convulsions, the sweet release of death

  • @applesaucedog2642
    @applesaucedog2642 Před 6 lety +290

    That guy at 0:54 looks like he’s having fun

    • @donovanf4546
      @donovanf4546 Před 5 lety +27

      Idk why but evertime I look at it I laugh

    • @crystalherman4918
      @crystalherman4918 Před 5 lety +13

      Me too! I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard.

    • @sbeve7820
      @sbeve7820 Před 5 lety +4

      D E D

    • @xenoncantread
      @xenoncantread Před 5 lety +7

      Holy shit I wasn't watching when that came on screen and I clicked on this what in the holy fuck

    • @vwlz8637
      @vwlz8637 Před 4 lety

      good observation, u/SCP - 106

  • @fryfry377
    @fryfry377 Před 2 lety

    Thanks for helping me feel like a free soloing mountain climber every time I eat an apple down to the core.

  • @shawnsawkins7535
    @shawnsawkins7535 Před 2 lety

    I have tried a few of these, I can say I'm blasting out both ends

  • @Jo-ew7lw
    @Jo-ew7lw Před 5 lety +581

    0:58
    don’t you mean the LEAF-ALITY POINT?!
    people don’t come over to my house anymore.

  • @Gordon_Freeman_PhD
    @Gordon_Freeman_PhD Před 5 lety +54

    3:11
    "Haha... I remember when I had diarrhea and was vomiting at the same time from some unknown food at that hotel..."
    ...
    WAIT A MINUTE!

    • @n.m.dimmick194
      @n.m.dimmick194 Před 4 lety +8

      I mean, those are also symptoms of food poisoning from e. coli, but who knows, mighta been them b e a n s

    • @Blueskies2513
      @Blueskies2513 Před rokem

      Dr freeman...

  • @thebonk_
    @thebonk_ Před 2 lety +1

    fun *ish* fact: most vegetables, fruits and tubers we eat in salad today are in the Solanaceae (nightshade) family! (the same family of one of the most toxic natural plants in the world, the belladonna/ deadly nightshade).
    we bred them over time to be essentially non-toxic, but it’s a terrifying thought to think about.
    tomatoes? nightshade.
    potatoes? nightshade.
    eggplants? nightshade.
    bell-peppers, paprika and cayenne? nightshade.

  • @alecdeter1999
    @alecdeter1999 Před rokem +1

    I can't wait for this man's return like a prodigal son

  • @aster965
    @aster965 Před 6 lety +331

    There was a random black dot on the left side of the video for the apple section of it, and it was bothering the shit outta me