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  • čas přidán 14. 05. 2024
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  • @l_ndonmusic
    @l_ndonmusic Před 4 lety +19247

    “The name’s Bond. James Bond.”
    “And you?”
    “Broomrape.”
    “Naked Broomrape”

  • @brownie8655
    @brownie8655 Před 5 lety +13800

    Therapist: detailed salmonella doesn't exist and cannot hurt you.
    Detailed salmonella: *ONCE*

  • @Living_Life242
    @Living_Life242 Před 2 lety +1913

    Fun fact!: Ireland still has yet to recover from the potato famine. Before the famine, Ireland’s population was approximately 8 million and even today Ireland has a population of 5 million.

  • @Kerosiin
    @Kerosiin Před rokem +979

    The reason the potato was so widespread in Ireland wasn’t so much as we had shit soil (it’s actually really fertile so that’s nice), it was more that they were the most calorie dense, nutritious thing that we could grow a lot of easily. They grew in really dense clusters and didn’t need a lot of land for a good yield, so every tiny cottage could have a little patch and that would be enough to feed the whole family. Plus the English exported everything else so thanks guys that really helped.

    • @BogHandsome
      @BogHandsome Před rokem +112

      Well said. Far too many people chalk the potato famine up to "Irish incompetence" when it was a british fuck up that ultimately caused it (and allowed it to continue, in my opinion)

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Před rokem +57

      @@BogHandsome You call it an opinion, I call it fact.

    • @Action_PackedMovie
      @Action_PackedMovie Před rokem +58

      @@BogHandsome more of a genocide than famine tbh

    • @-Commit-arson-
      @-Commit-arson- Před rokem +24

      The English did a lot of thievery
      And people forget about that
      but they did…

    • @honeysauce5244
      @honeysauce5244 Před rokem +4

      @@BogHandsome well i wouldn't blame the English entirely as the food they could have been producing as wheat probably wouldn't have been enough to support i believe the nearly 12 million on the island at the time(i may be wrong) but i also wouldn't entirely blame the irish as who expects for your entire food supply to become bad in weeks. So i would say it has faults on both sides

  • @calebm9000
    @calebm9000 Před 6 lety +18747

    As a Plant Pathologist I can't believe someone actually cares about us

    • @Psithurisprout
      @Psithurisprout Před 5 lety +223

      Caleb M hah cute

    • @cls63amgwagon34
      @cls63amgwagon34 Před 5 lety +296

      We don’t

    • @shon6937
      @shon6937 Před 5 lety +788

      Oh i care. My country was put in the 7th worst famine on earth caused by potato blight
      -and britain stealing our edible stuff-

    • @sam-rs8wg
      @sam-rs8wg Před 5 lety +234

      We care about you, just kinda... forget

    • @mayradiaz8329
      @mayradiaz8329 Před 5 lety +257

      I'm a botanist, and this video made me strangely happy haha
      The panda joke also made me laugh pretty loud

  • @synthesoul
    @synthesoul Před 3 lety +6598

    His animations are so static yet, so full of motion at the same time.

  • @Sidgirl5
    @Sidgirl5 Před rokem +212

    "don't eat strange bread, you could trip balls and die"
    That's such a beautiful sentence, I love it so much

  • @JoJo-fan-right-here
    @JoJo-fan-right-here Před 9 měsíci +78

    There’s a few broomrape flower things I see on my walk to school.
    I picked one out of the grass and was like “that’s a parasitic plant called broomrape” and my mom was like “okay nerd.”

  • @GrayVBoat
    @GrayVBoat Před 3 lety +8216

    There's something oddly unnerving about a flowering plant that has no leaves or greenery of any kind. Thanks, broomrape.

    • @TylertheCC1010fan
      @TylertheCC1010fan Před 3 lety +106

      *uncomfortable sucking noises*

    • @johnriley8642
      @johnriley8642 Před 3 lety +324

      I found a plant like that last summer. Small flower with no leaves, but it was completely white. Almost translucent. I did some research and it turns out that they feed on the mycelium in the soil. Even cooler, the Indians crushed them and used the resulting liquid as eye drops. They also chewed the flower heads to get a result similar to opium.

    • @rattlerboi4034
      @rattlerboi4034 Před 3 lety +84

      well i mean it does rape the broom so thats why

    • @organichotchoco
      @organichotchoco Před 3 lety +168

      @@johnriley8642 congrats you have an opium farm!

    • @ryanboggs8685
      @ryanboggs8685 Před 3 lety +26

      Maybe that was the inspiration behind that stupid episode of 13 Reasons Why

  • @tcoryell3610
    @tcoryell3610 Před 3 lety +3942

    The American chestnut is actually slowly returning. They have crossed it with the Chinese chestnut which is immune to the blight

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord Před 2 lety +81

      Real Americans wouldn't allow their tree to fraternize with the *commies*

    • @JS-go1bk
      @JS-go1bk Před 2 lety +72

      @@Nitrolord *oh no the trees are communist spies*

    • @undrsk0re
      @undrsk0re Před 2 lety +17

      @@JS-go1bk
      My bad

    • @JS-go1bk
      @JS-go1bk Před 2 lety +7

      @@undrsk0re Huh

    • @randompheidoleminor3011
      @randompheidoleminor3011 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Nitrolord don't worry those ones are the non-commie Republic of China kind.

  • @kirayoshikage1491
    @kirayoshikage1491 Před 3 lety +363

    This is, in my opinion, the best Sam onella video. There are so many iconic quotes and great jokes. Also, some very interesting topics. I’ve come back to it many times. We miss you Sam 🥲

  • @johnmccrossan9376
    @johnmccrossan9376 Před 3 lety +514

    0:53 I'd just like to clear this up, our soil was and is actually some of the best in the world, we grew so many potatoes BC there was a land shortage on account of England stealing our country and using most of the land for beef(which the mostly dirt poor Irish people couldn't afford) and cash crops, potatoes just gave a lot of high calorie food for very little comparative space and effort to grow

    • @louisbullock5672
      @louisbullock5672 Před 2 lety +44

      Can't believe this comment is so far down I couldn't believe my ears when he said that

    • @sleeze6834
      @sleeze6834 Před 2 lety +5

      Potatoes weren’t in Ireland before Christ. They were a new world plant, only brought to Europe after the Spanish stole them from the Incas, and that was about 1500 AD.

    • @PinguinKeks
      @PinguinKeks Před 2 lety +37

      @@sleeze6834 he meant because not before christ.....

    • @faolanj66
      @faolanj66 Před rokem +16

      came to the comments hoping someone had pointed this out already

    • @kulak403
      @kulak403 Před rokem +2

      good comment

  • @georgem101yearsago4
    @georgem101yearsago4 Před 4 lety +3467

    When you infect the world on plague inc before you have any symptoms.
    3:48

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 Před 4 lety +98

      accurate

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall Před 4 lety +49

      Good times

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero Před 4 lety +103

      ....
      .....
      **skin melts off instantly**

    • @maybe8190
      @maybe8190 Před 4 lety +15

      True tho

    • @rew1677
      @rew1677 Před 4 lety +111

      *WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!?*

  • @atomicmagicschoolbus6820
    @atomicmagicschoolbus6820 Před 4 lety +6149

    Fun fact: LSD was synthesized from ergot in an effort to find something closer to like penicillin

    • @gabeitch4965
      @gabeitch4965 Před 4 lety +97

      That’s why people put it on stickers!

    • @mywifesboyfriend5807
      @mywifesboyfriend5807 Před 4 lety +139

      Atomic Magic School Bus LSD make brain go brrrrrrrr

    • @evillp12
      @evillp12 Před 4 lety +23

      @@mywifesboyfriend5807 hey someone whos on the reddit

    • @noahramirez6156
      @noahramirez6156 Před 3 lety +68

      *the* *FUCKING* *WALLS* *ARE* *MELTING*

    • @xur1317
      @xur1317 Před 3 lety +33

      Mom: “I would do anything to protect my baby!” Me: Haha paper square make brain go brrrrrr

  • @Eyessoar
    @Eyessoar Před 2 lety +91

    “Dont eat strange bread, you’ll trip balls and die.” Best fucking quote ever.

  • @systemverilog4727
    @systemverilog4727 Před 3 lety +469

    Anyway, moving on, this next one is called - get ready - broomrape.
    I'm serious.
    Broomrape.
    Broomrape.
    Wikipedia?
    Broomrape.
    *Naked* broomrape.

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 Před 2 lety +16

      I love how you formatted this

    • @enpandemonium
      @enpandemonium Před 2 lety +4

      We get it, you watched the video.

    • @TheMaskedFox288
      @TheMaskedFox288 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm sorry don't you mean
      '13 Reasons Why'

    • @esolangsemerald6394
      @esolangsemerald6394 Před 2 lety +2

      Nice

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 Před 2 lety

      only slighty worse than clothed broomrape. yet far far less worse than _overdressed_ broomrape.
      not only are you committing one of the worse crimes against humanity, _but you look like a complete tool bag the whole time you're doing it!_

  • @snott4332
    @snott4332 Před 3 lety +6628

    *MY HEARTS A SEIZING, MY LUNGS ARE WHEEZING. THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING.*

    • @kermithasagun1474
      @kermithasagun1474 Před 3 lety +665

      *I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE. HE WANTS ME TO... INVEST IN APPLE. WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?*

    • @kiwiboyyt5297
      @kiwiboyyt5297 Před 3 lety +189

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • @anangery
      @anangery Před 3 lety +186

      Moral of the story kids: Don't eat strange bread. You could trip balls and die.

    • @caseyriggs6264
      @caseyriggs6264 Před 3 lety +43

      I thought he would pull a "Mom's Spaggheti"

    • @beareble-lion4446
      @beareble-lion4446 Před 3 lety +4

      @@anangery I love rhy

  • @vrtrixx9236
    @vrtrixx9236 Před 5 lety +2770

    *M Y L U N G S A R E W E E Z I N*

    • @derekperalta5908
      @derekperalta5908 Před 5 lety +182

      papito *THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING*

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 Před 5 lety +159

      *I C A N H E A R S A T A N S V O I C E*

    • @heathchisenhall1732
      @heathchisenhall1732 Před 4 lety +138

      *WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES*

    • @kowhipp
      @kowhipp Před 4 lety +171

      _HOLY SH*T I'M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS_
      _MY HEART'SA SEIZIN'_
      *MY LUNGS ARE WHEEZIN'*
      *THE F*CKIN WALLS ARE MELTING*
      *_I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE_*
      *HE'S TELLING ME TO- INVEST IN APPLE*
      *_W H A T D O E S T H A T M E A N ?_*
      *_W H Y D O E S H E W A N T M E T O B U Y A P P L E S ?_*

    • @ladrux5329
      @ladrux5329 Před 4 lety +37

      *M Y H E A R T A S E Z Z E N*

  • @mr.suitsland6594
    @mr.suitsland6594 Před 3 lety +134

    “HOLY SHIT IM BLASTING OUTA BOTH ENDS, MA LUNGS A WHEEZIN, MA HEARTZ A SEIZIN, AND THE FUCKIN WALLS ARE MELTING. I CAN HEAR SATANS VOICE...HES TELLING TO INVEST IN APPLES...WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES” -HOLY SHIT guy

  • @lillieissilly
    @lillieissilly Před 3 lety +157

    “They’d be alright”
    *”Unless they weren’t.”*

    • @p_4225
      @p_4225 Před 2 lety +1

      A lgbtq pfp AND a dream pfp? I can’t handle the cringe

    • @lillieissilly
      @lillieissilly Před 2 lety +2

      @@p_4225 you aren't funny dude

    • @p_4225
      @p_4225 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lillieissilly Im not trying to be. Im fine with lgbtq and dream. But i hate people who use lgbtq pfp and be like "oh im a they/them im so quirky"

    • @lillieissilly
      @lillieissilly Před 2 lety +4

      @@p_4225 i was never trying to be quirky...what LMAOO

    • @p_4225
      @p_4225 Před 2 lety +1

      @@lillieissilly im just saying a example. But still, it ticks me off

  • @thomascostantino893
    @thomascostantino893 Před 4 lety +3387

    “Hey kids”
    *casually talks about the worst diseases known to man*

  • @rydoge21
    @rydoge21 Před 4 lety +3825

    1:17 makes me glad Sam intentionally puts little effort into drawing his character’s

  • @NoctaBlade49
    @NoctaBlade49 Před 3 lety +199

    Teacher: what are you smiling at?
    Me: Nothing
    My mind: N A K E D B R O O M R A P E

  • @Therealnumberfive
    @Therealnumberfive Před 2 měsíci +6

    “Holy shit Im blasting out of both ends!”
    -Sam O nella

  • @tanukies
    @tanukies Před 4 lety +7075

    “hoytetoytetoy”

  • @dewdropp8587
    @dewdropp8587 Před 6 lety +2472

    "They have the potential to suck an entire farm dry."
    Now I know why it's called broomrape.

  • @moustachemoe
    @moustachemoe Před 11 měsíci +21

    Listen, losing all those chestnut trees was crazy and it’s wild that no one noticed but also, it’s literally happening to the ash trees in North America right under our noses and not a lot of people are talking about it. I’m not that surprised that no one mentions the volume of tree we lost when we lost the chestnuts.

  • @davidbryden7904
    @davidbryden7904 Před rokem +42

    I've heard it theorized that as rye was a common crop in Salem Massachusetts, and the harvest had molded, they were all trippin balls when they were having a little problem with witches. 😳✌️

  • @imagiknight47
    @imagiknight47 Před 3 lety +4526

    I had a friend with urethra cactus. Things were never the same after he was diagnosed. I remember his last words to this day. "Jesus fuck, it hurts so much, just pull the fucking plug already!"

    • @booperdooperproductions2545
      @booperdooperproductions2545 Před 3 lety +66

      being human really sucks though

    • @bizzlemizzleproductions6931
      @bizzlemizzleproductions6931 Před 3 lety +121

      @Teagan Saurman a spiky something in the urethra forms causing immense pain (this has not been a confirmed symptom due to only a handful of people being infected)

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann Před 2 lety +40

      @Teagan "Sour"man and on top of what the other guy said it can also cause blockage when you're trynna take a leak. It's gotten so bad with one guy he tried take a piss so hard his dick exploded and he died 3 hours later.

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann Před 2 lety +21

      @Teagan "Sour"man Not sure, some people caught it without contact with any known patients and some caught it after contact with a known carrier of the disease. It's still being tested but results should come soon, I'll keep y'all updated.

    • @SnowMexicann
      @SnowMexicann Před 2 lety +15

      @Teagan "Sour"man So far only two patients died as a direct cause of it because of the pain. About 2 weeks after getting it they went into shock, keeled over and died. The other patients killed themselves a few days after being admitted to the hospital or they told someone else to pull the plug.

  • @hollow4592
    @hollow4592 Před 3 lety +9682

    So you telling me that I've been wasting money buying LSD, when I could've just been eating bad rye bread.

  • @noahpearson2190
    @noahpearson2190 Před 2 lety +31

    2:22 no one acknowledges how funny this is

  • @nathanbolton4139
    @nathanbolton4139 Před rokem +13

    I'm from West Virginia THE STATE, and our elders have many stories of how amazing chestnut wood was for homes. Not to mention it was almost smokeless to burn.

  • @burger1162
    @burger1162 Před 6 lety +1809

    "they brought freckles"
    *looks at freckled arm*

    • @churrocharcharm
      @churrocharcharm Před 6 lety +56

      Samantha H I have some random ones on my left hand, which is about 15 percent of my body.
      *_Im 15 percent Irish then_*

    • @ibetyoudidntknowyoucouldma2414
      @ibetyoudidntknowyoucouldma2414 Před 6 lety +15

      Samantha H I have a lot freckles, and I have Irish in my blood.
      HMMMM

    • @Aric-ls7bf
      @Aric-ls7bf Před 5 lety +1

      Like #1000

    • @Epikplanes
      @Epikplanes Před 5 lety +3

      *tries to look at freckles on face*

    • @reonboi6427
      @reonboi6427 Před 5 lety +1

      im part Irish

  • @traskforge
    @traskforge Před 3 lety +31324

    Fun fact! The reason Sam hasn't uploaded in 10 months is because he caught Urethra Cactus.

    • @froufrou4you
      @froufrou4you Před 3 lety +1227

      Actually it’s said in one of his Twitter posts that he has to take a break because of college

    • @void1571
      @void1571 Před 3 lety +1166

      @@froufrou4you r/woooooosh

    • @hoovy5398
      @hoovy5398 Před 3 lety +787

      @@froufrou4you
      you must be fun at parties

    • @goose8193
      @goose8193 Před 3 lety +586

      @@froufrou4you Its almost as if it was, somehow, A JOKE

    • @dakodayoung1724
      @dakodayoung1724 Před 3 lety +47

      Damn bro, damn

  • @Aparemfatos
    @Aparemfatos Před rokem +18

    I came to the US from Europe and it took me a couple of years to realize there are no chestnuts sold anywhere in winter. That was really bad news for me, because I grew up near a chestnut forest and I loved them as a kid. I was devastated to find out about the blight and I stock up like crazy whenever I can find some store that sells imported chestnuts. Raise awareness guys, bring back the chestnuts!!

    • @GreatGraniteState
      @GreatGraniteState Před 16 dny +2

      They crossed it with the Chinese chestnut, which is immune, and it's coming back!

  • @gogomonow
    @gogomonow Před 4 lety +5125

    Potato blight is a funny way to spell the British.

  • @SuperUmizoomi
    @SuperUmizoomi Před rokem +10

    This one has such bangers man "hey kids, remember the plague?" "keyword: ONCE", "broomrape", "moral of the story don't eat strange bread you could trip balls and die"

  • @n_o_o_ne
    @n_o_o_ne Před rokem +7

    "My heart's ah seizin'
    my lungs ah wheezing
    and the walls are melting"
    - medieval peasant

  • @Zarathustra_infinite
    @Zarathustra_infinite Před 4 lety +5332

    MY HEARTS A SEIZING, MY LUNGS ARE WHEEZING, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING! I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE! HE'S TELLING ME TO... INVEST IN APPLE? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?

  • @ConductUnbecoming17
    @ConductUnbecoming17 Před 4 lety +907

    I'm very happy you went out of your way to calculate the amount of joules burning those trees would produce

    • @kegleg20
      @kegleg20 Před 4 lety +12

      Yeah but does this mean we can build bridges to get to other planets..??

    • @cavemanbonk8320
      @cavemanbonk8320 Před 4 lety +11

      @@kegleg20 only if we burn them behind us as a method of propulsion

    • @Go.Shaman
      @Go.Shaman Před 4 lety +1

      i wish i could like a comment more than once.....

    • @Alex-bk3td
      @Alex-bk3td Před 3 lety +4

      Ik, matpat would be proud

    • @ConductUnbecoming17
      @ConductUnbecoming17 Před 3 lety

      @@Alex-bk3td Fuck Matpat. He's a giant piece of shit.

  • @GreatGraniteState
    @GreatGraniteState Před rokem +3

    I live in that region of the us with the chestnuts. Some of their stumps are still around and they occasionally sprout and then just wither away

  • @jasonbarrette4980
    @jasonbarrette4980 Před 2 lety +5

    Sam: "Remember the PLAGUE??"
    Me: looks around "I scarcely remember the time when we DIDN'T have a plague"

  • @b1gcheco683
    @b1gcheco683 Před 7 lety +2356

    man, i can't wait for next year's video

    • @liyah.
      @liyah. Před 7 lety +9

      Sergio Paczka lmfao😂

    • @nandinhocunha440
      @nandinhocunha440 Před 7 lety +30

      1984 is not a handbook it was a joke

    • @maelgugi
      @maelgugi Před 7 lety +19

      1984 is not a handbook
      Before calling names to others you should go and learn what hyperbole means

    • @josephp2229
      @josephp2229 Před 7 lety +21

      Best. Comment. Ever.

    • @namingisdifficult408
      @namingisdifficult408 Před 7 lety +6

      Sergio Paczka perfect

  • @SamONellaAcademy
    @SamONellaAcademy  Před 7 lety +7303

    IMPORTANT CORRECTION: potato blight is technically an oomycete, not a fungus. Oomycetes are single-celled organisms that behave similarly to fungi, kinda like how algae aren't true plants.. Dunno how I made this oversight, my bad!
    edit: also, Irish reliance on potatoes had less to do with the soil and more to do with the British screwing them out of their other food items. Although the hardiness of the potato was also a factor to its general proliferation. I really need to start triple-checking this shit, honestly

    • @hotlinesanzensekai7084
      @hotlinesanzensekai7084 Před 7 lety +34

      Phillip Hotaran Don't use the pic of my waifu like that. Delete it!

    • @justina1909
      @justina1909 Před 7 lety +19

      HotLine Sanzensekai your waifu is trashu (or ash-u I guess)

    • @jamaljohnson9734
      @jamaljohnson9734 Před 7 lety +100

      Ireland could and was growing other crops during the blight it's just that the British took our corn, wheat and maize and other crops for themselves, leaving us to starve to death.

    • @andrelee7081
      @andrelee7081 Před 7 lety +56

      +Jamal Johnson
      Well, there is a saying that Heaven sent the blight, but the British created the famine.

    • @Cosmolovescheese
      @Cosmolovescheese Před 7 lety +9

      To be fair I was getting this wrong while I was studying microbiology protists are weird

  • @TheFatSlimandShort
    @TheFatSlimandShort Před 2 lety +3

    Just stopping by while making my annual samonella binge

  • @matthew2968
    @matthew2968 Před 17 dny

    Sam O'Nella content is so good I legit watched every single video he posted years ago. Now that I half forgot most of them I'm rewatching them as they pop up in my youtube feed, almost as good as the first time lmao

  • @guacamoleman6210
    @guacamoleman6210 Před 3 lety +4166

    “When the world needed him the most he disappeared...”

    • @kindafunny3678
      @kindafunny3678 Před 3 lety +68

      Im bout to smack the guacamole out of you its VANSIHED

    • @guacamoleman6210
      @guacamoleman6210 Před 3 lety +30

      @@kindafunny3678 shit listen I haven’t watched Avatar The Last Airbender in years ok

    • @kindafunny3678
      @kindafunny3678 Před 3 lety +8

      Sorry

    • @guacamoleman6210
      @guacamoleman6210 Před 3 lety +8

      @@kindafunny3678 nah it’s fine

    • @hipposapien5434
      @hipposapien5434 Před 3 lety +15

      I guess all we have to do is go to the south pole and rescue his reincarnation that's trapped in big ball of ice

  • @Nedneyboi
    @Nedneyboi Před 3 lety +2318

    This has to be my favorite episode because of 3:48 alone.

    • @zainy_inc154
      @zainy_inc154 Před 3 lety +21

      Same 😂

    • @rhammy3258
      @rhammy3258 Před 3 lety +62

      Why does he want me to buy apples?

    • @natanieux
      @natanieux Před 3 lety +8

      I never expected a good omens reference like this v:

    • @tovarishchblyad3616
      @tovarishchblyad3616 Před 3 lety +6

      I used your profile pic for months and just feel like you should know

    • @kevinclaw5536
      @kevinclaw5536 Před 3 lety +9

      i laughed so hard at this i couldn't breath

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey Před 2 lety +7

    I laughed at the imagination of a medieval peasant suddenly getting hit by lsd by just mentioning it

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 Před 2 lety

      a million hippies cried in want

  • @PaladinNull
    @PaladinNull Před rokem +4

    So, the potato blight was an issue, but it wouldn't have been nearly as devastating if the British landlords weren't charging 90% of the farmer's supply.
    There's a reason the Irish don't actually call it a famine, because a famine requires a lack of food. There was plenty of food, it just wasn't getting eaten by the Irish.

  • @CloudHeadCustoms
    @CloudHeadCustoms Před 6 lety +2489

    Key word...
    *O N C E*

  • @vynixshaw6718
    @vynixshaw6718 Před 5 lety +2074

    Broomrape
    *Naked broomrape*

  • @ever3tt_
    @ever3tt_ Před rokem +2

    Realistic salmonella can’t hurt you, he’s not real
    Realistic salmonella: 1:16

  • @Bananabread837
    @Bananabread837 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ive been dying of laughter ever since I’ve found this channel 😂😂

  • @iamtheonewhotrulyasked
    @iamtheonewhotrulyasked Před 5 lety +4744

    MAH HART'S A SEIZIN,
    MAH LUNGS A WHEEZIN,
    MAH GUTS A BLEEDIN'
    MAH WIFES A LEAVIN,
    MAH KIDS A NEEDIN
    MAH SHINS A DIGGIN
    MAH TEETHS A ACHIN

    • @stain4128
      @stain4128 Před 4 lety +59

      🔥 🔥 🔥 ❄️ ❄️

    • @applebottomjeans04
      @applebottomjeans04 Před 4 lety +36

      Isn't salmonella food poisoning???

    • @stain4128
      @stain4128 Před 4 lety +25

      @@applebottomjeans04 it's way worse it can kill you

    • @brandonnemon9171
      @brandonnemon9171 Před 4 lety +8

      Stain food poisoning can kill u

    • @repapeti98
      @repapeti98 Před 4 lety +17

      BUT I'M STILL SHOOTIN'
      AND I STILL GET A HEADSHOT LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT
      BOOM HEADSHOT
      BOOM HEADSHOT

  • @derinscarlat716
    @derinscarlat716 Před 5 lety +1078

    1:16 the face of beauty

  • @TriviumFanBoy1
    @TriviumFanBoy1 Před 3 lety +3

    i dont understand where sam comes up with some of his jokes but they’re right up my alley

  • @leko8398
    @leko8398 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Satan being a real G telling the wrong person to invest in apple, but still trying to help.

  • @samneibauer4241
    @samneibauer4241 Před 7 lety +699

    Gunshots: I sleep
    Screams: I sleep
    Explosions: I sleep
    Sam O'Nella Academy uploads:
    real shit

    • @jondunlap1892
      @jondunlap1892 Před 7 lety +53

      Sam O'Nella makes another channel:
      ascended

    • @metaltriops5957
      @metaltriops5957 Před 7 lety +24

      sam o'nella face reveal: *RESURRECTED*

    • @Jebastian_
      @Jebastian_ Před 6 lety +11

      Sam O' Nella Going in a trip in the city where I live
      *BACK FROM HELL*

    • @Jebastian_
      @Jebastian_ Před 6 lety

      I think I wrote it too fast

    • @goten9858
      @goten9858 Před 6 lety

      bigbig bearcat listen up here.
      Of course

  • @akmalzaini4853
    @akmalzaini4853 Před 4 lety +2437

    *_W H Y D O E S H E W A N T M E T O B U Y A P P L E S ?_*

  • @basicallyhowto4108
    @basicallyhowto4108 Před 2 lety +2

    This episode has some of the most iconic scenes

  • @chrise.8098
    @chrise.8098 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Your will is my command, master. Where should I plant diseases?

  • @sgalking954
    @sgalking954 Před 7 lety +565

    "I can hear Satan's voice he's selling me to invest in apple WHAT DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES"-medieval peasant 1666

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 Před 3 lety +1271

    Ah yes i too remember the story of Eve investing in Apple and getting banned from Gods private Minecraft server.

  • @jasonbrose6743
    @jasonbrose6743 Před 2 lety +2

    It's no mistake that LSD resembles ergotamine. LSD was developed by a chemist researching ergot alkaloids and their possible derivatives.

  • @ascendedisamazing
    @ascendedisamazing Před 2 měsíci

    The majesty and power that Sam delivers his "Once." line with...

  • @iDAN_GER
    @iDAN_GER Před 6 lety +3980

    *O* *N* *C* *E*

  • @trollerpilotxiv3079
    @trollerpilotxiv3079 Před 4 lety +809

    Nobody:
    Sam O'Nella: *Urethra Cactus*

    • @nordicfalcon
      @nordicfalcon Před 4 lety +5

      Trilobight
      Sounds like kidney stones. Or a painful STD

    • @cloaker7237
      @cloaker7237 Před 4 lety +4

      "You have Urethra Cactus"
      "I wonder what a shotgun barrel tastes like?"

    • @AlabamaMan
      @AlabamaMan Před 4 lety

      1:16

  • @flamingpi2245
    @flamingpi2245 Před 2 lety +15

    3:10
    I pronounce it air-got
    That means I’m better than you

    • @alexarose832
      @alexarose832 Před 4 měsíci

      I pronounce it as err got

    • @Luizz07
      @Luizz07 Před 2 měsíci

      I pronounce it as Ar god

  • @dr.volditort3877
    @dr.volditort3877 Před 3 lety +24

    1:17 me trying to draw realistically for once

  • @t-the-bawnbawn2663
    @t-the-bawnbawn2663 Před 4 lety +981

    M' heart's a-seizin'
    M' lungs a-wheezin'

    • @mrpellagra2730
      @mrpellagra2730 Před 4 lety +91

      THE WALLS R MELTIN

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 Před 4 lety +78

      @@mrpellagra2730 I C A N H E A R S A T A N S V O I C E

    • @user-oz2vb9kz7l
      @user-oz2vb9kz7l Před 4 lety +85

      *H Ę ' ß Ť Ë Ľ Ł M Ē Ţ Ø Ī Ň V Ə § Ť Ø Ï Ń Æ P P Ł Ė*

    • @nachomori3756
      @nachomori3756 Před 4 lety +26

      @@user-oz2vb9kz7l "Don't eat strange bread kids, you can trip balls and die"

    • @evilpimp2475
      @evilpimp2475 Před 4 lety +4

      And i don't care

  • @jackmazeika5594
    @jackmazeika5594 Před 5 lety +518

    That closeup during the chestnut blight segment was as hysterical as it was terrifying.

    • @joshmallett5718
      @joshmallett5718 Před 4 lety +4

      How can things which get all of their material building blocks from things on earth possibly have enough of said blocks to reach the sun?

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Před 4 lety +7

      @@joshmallett5718 They're still nowhere near as large in volume as Earth is. This "bridge" to the sun? Yeah, it's only one tree wide. Plus, as autotrophs, plants can gain more mass than they take from their surroundings.

    • @kingreaperdeathofallthings1288
      @kingreaperdeathofallthings1288 Před rokem

      ​@@georgiykireev9678 he is the invite to be able to get the invite to the same thing as a good day to the invite to the same place as the new head of the invite to the same place where we were in my opinion of this

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Před rokem

      @@kingreaperdeathofallthings1288 are you okay sir

    • @kingreaperdeathofallthings1288
      @kingreaperdeathofallthings1288 Před rokem

      @@georgiykireev9678 yeah but it was the first to comment what is the best thing about what happens on Friday morning 🌄

  • @DargorShepard
    @DargorShepard Před 2 lety

    This episode is comedy gold, in terms of Sam O'Nella videos.

  • @blythe4336
    @blythe4336 Před rokem +4

    I genuinely miss his wonderful videos. 😭

  • @atree9284
    @atree9284 Před 5 lety +2246

    -Er-git-
    -Er-get-
    -Er-geaux-
    *A U R - G O T I*

    • @daskrumpl7570
      @daskrumpl7570 Před 5 lety +12

      VAL A MELHOR I say (air go)

    • @johnathanreyna8128
      @johnathanreyna8128 Před 5 lety +13

      Err got

    • @kowhipp
      @kowhipp Před 4 lety +49

      HOLY SH*T I'M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS
      MY HEART'SA SEIZIN'
      MY LUNGS ARE WHEEZIN'
      THE F*CKIN WALLS ARE MELTING
      I CAN HEAR SATAN'S VOICE
      HE'S TELLING ME TO- INVEST IN APPLE
      W H A T D O E S T H A T M E A N ?
      W H Y D O E S H E W A N T M E T O B U Y A P P L E S ?

    • @jimraynor3132
      @jimraynor3132 Před 4 lety +2

      That champion sucks

    • @georgem101yearsago4
      @georgem101yearsago4 Před 4 lety +4

      God-save-the-queen-get

  • @marckdisch6530
    @marckdisch6530 Před 4 lety +992

    Villager:"Why does he want me to buy apples?"
    The Devil: "Stonks"

    • @kermithasagun1474
      @kermithasagun1474 Před 3 lety +15

      He's a businessman doing business things in a business that specializes in business

  • @hamster6356
    @hamster6356 Před 3 lety +5

    *B R O O M R A P E*
    -The whole band

  • @Anonymous-cn9ow
    @Anonymous-cn9ow Před 7 měsíci +1

    3:55 missed opportunity to say "the walls are bleedin'" to complete the assonance.

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 Před 5 lety +794

    *HOLY SHIT, I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEARTS A’SEIZEN! MY LUNGS A’WHEEZIN! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO... INVEST IN APPLE!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!*

    • @deltapoint2610
      @deltapoint2610 Před 5 lety +80

      Mettaton NEO11 You forgot *THE FUCKIN WALLS ARE MELTIN*

    • @proxybum8895
      @proxybum8895 Před 5 lety +21

      *ONCE*

    • @zekchomenko2927
      @zekchomenko2927 Před 5 lety +2

      @@mettatonneo1147 could you do it then?
      Also
      *Insert dead in one hit joke here

    • @largedaddybennett9167
      @largedaddybennett9167 Před 5 lety +2

      To invest in apple is a Easter egg to Forrest Gump when he thinks apple is a fruit company

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe Před 5 lety +3

      IM JUST IMAGINING SATAN THROWING A FIT OVER SOMEONE NOT INVESTING IN APPLES AND IM CHOKING ON MY OWN LAUGHTER

  • @ellan1664
    @ellan1664 Před 4 lety +5233

    pronouncing the word Celtic like “selltic” singlehandedly killed me just like all the Irish people that starved

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen Před 4 lety +426

      Yeah, for some reason that Boston team deliberately mispronounces their name

    • @joma5721
      @joma5721 Před 4 lety +179

      Everyone in New England pronounces the word right apart from the Boston Celtics... I don’t know if that’s how it is everywhere, but yeah for some reason they don’t like saying the name right

    • @williamdavidthompson6306
      @williamdavidthompson6306 Před 4 lety +92

      My GrandFather from Clydebank (Glasgow) who had an Irish father....pronounces Glasgow Celtic (the historic Catholic football/soccer team) as "Selltic".

    • @Monolith308
      @Monolith308 Před 4 lety +70

      As someone who lives in Ireland I can confirm I’ve yet to meet an American who can pronounce Ireland or Celtic right

    • @silversanctus1008
      @silversanctus1008 Před 4 lety +5

      Fuck rangers!!!

  • @zcarp8642
    @zcarp8642 Před rokem +6

    0:45
    That's Mr Schmidt trying to eat a blighty potato....
    Guess he really did gave a Schmidt

  • @AsherRosenberg10
    @AsherRosenberg10 Před 2 lety +30

    0:01 Hi timed chat

  • @AJMerrick
    @AJMerrick Před 7 lety +4856

    a medieval peasant could eat strange bread and get high that's hilarious

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 Před 6 lety +122

      VC3 Productions MMMHG STRANGE BREAD MARRY ME
      -medieval junkie

    • @HeyBroRelaxx
      @HeyBroRelaxx Před 6 lety +165

      you forgot about the dying part lol

    • @plywoodman8626
      @plywoodman8626 Před 6 lety +23

      or they could just dance

    • @TheKrigeron
      @TheKrigeron Před 6 lety +142

      Makes believing in demons not that irrational.

    • @Alomoes
      @Alomoes Před 6 lety +45

      It isn't high if you are actually dying.

  • @732pizza
    @732pizza Před 7 lety +611

    "Why is it telling me to invest in apple" lmao

  • @juegoscubicos4410
    @juegoscubicos4410 Před rokem +1

    Man, I didn't know what to do with my life until i heard that ONCE, now I have 3 nobel prizes. Thanks bro!

  • @nefertitig4782
    @nefertitig4782 Před 2 lety +2

    4 years later and the betsy devos joke is still valid af

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 Před 2 lety

      not for me, i forgot she existed until chucklenuts here brought her up

  • @annf1801
    @annf1801 Před 4 lety +1361

    You forgot to mention the broomrape’s cousins:
    mopassaultwithadeadlyweapon
    and also
    vacuumcartheft

  • @ryanhernandez1877
    @ryanhernandez1877 Před 5 lety +1001

    *Water Blight, Wind Blight, Fire Blight, Earth Blight,*
    *_And Potato Blight_*

    • @twinx_bar
      @twinx_bar Před 5 lety +29

      No, no, no. Water Blight, Wind Blight, Fire Blight, and Thunder Blight.

    • @ryanhernandez1877
      @ryanhernandez1877 Před 5 lety +5

      @@twinx_bar
      ...
      Crap.

    • @Mahaliak
      @Mahaliak Před 5 lety +8

      @@twinx_bar omfg thunder blight was hell for me

    • @lightlysalted7790
      @lightlysalted7790 Před 5 lety +25

      Potatoblight Ganon

    • @MrMogi-zg2ud
      @MrMogi-zg2ud Před 5 lety +13

      @@lightlysalted7790, BoTW's final boss when released in Ireland.

  • @cdemr
    @cdemr Před rokem +1

    Ngl this has to be the best episode to date

  • @obeythekidd22
    @obeythekidd22 Před rokem

    this is like this best video i’ve seen yet

  • @jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73

    It's remarkable how much Ireland appears in his videos
    Our country has gone through some shit

    • @sneeakosneeako8598
      @sneeakosneeako8598 Před 4 lety +21

      *Laughs in polish*

    • @thomaschambers3588
      @thomaschambers3588 Před 4 lety +14

      ScoutMasterPL Poland is basically our slavic twin tbh

    • @eddietuite732
      @eddietuite732 Před 4 lety +4

      And now we're going through a housing crisis

    • @Undiluted_Liquid
      @Undiluted_Liquid Před 4 lety

      @@sneeakosneeako8598 Starts laughing until i die

    • @its_eva
      @its_eva Před 4 lety +1

      At least you don’t have to deal with brexit
      Or do you.....

  • @Lerotron
    @Lerotron Před 5 lety +601

    Ergotamine resembles LSD only because LSD-25 was made by slight modification of it. Nature is lit 🌾🍄💥

    • @Sibula
      @Sibula Před 4 lety +18

      Not really "slight modification". It forst undergoes alkaline hydrolysis, is then activated with some reagents and after that is reacted with diethylamine. But yes, it is synthesised from ergotamine.

    • @megabannedagain
      @megabannedagain Před 4 lety +8

      Doesn't have to come from moldy bread either-- hawaiian baby woodrose and morning glories also have lysergic acid amide (LSA)

    • @katiemcd5488
      @katiemcd5488 Před 4 lety +3

      we get it y’all are smarter then us 😞😞😞

    • @megabannedagain
      @megabannedagain Před 4 lety +5

      @@katiemcd5488 than*

    • @katiemcd5488
      @katiemcd5488 Před 4 lety +7

      megabannedagain exactly

  • @aoibhie1208
    @aoibhie1208 Před rokem +4

    As an Irish person, the reason we only grew potatoes was actually a little more complex.
    In the 1840s we were occupied by Britain and were taxed heavily. We tended to have large amounts of children and so the land we had was subdivided between the sons. After a few generations there was next to no land and we couldn't afford to do crop rotation. As a result we grew "lumpers", a potato that needs little nutrients from soil. We could grow these crops over and over in the same soil, and it just so happens that lumpers are the most susceptible potato to blight.
    One million died, one million emigrated on boats so disease ridden and cramped they were known as "coffin ships". The thing is we had more than enough food to feed everyone, it was just being exported to the UK. The aid we recieved from them in return was a small amount of Indian grain meant for cattle that we were expected to eat, and soup kitchens which was more water than food. The result was famine workhouses, horrofic places where people were seperated from their families and essentially worked to death for food. The conditions were so awful most people chose to starve instead.

  • @Sean-sn9ld
    @Sean-sn9ld Před 2 lety +5

    The soil in Ireland is actually really really good.. in fact a lot of farm land in the UK uses/used Irish soil. It was more a case of the big meanie English aristocracy taking all the good land for profit , and then leaving the majority of people with teeny bits of the worse land and potatoes were the only crop people could live off.
    It doesn't get to be called emerald Isle for having bad soil

    • @Finnbobjimbob
      @Finnbobjimbob Před měsícem

      *British

    • @Sean-sn9ld
      @Sean-sn9ld Před měsícem

      @@Finnbobjimbob it was the English long before the British even existed... Don't correct people if you don't know the subject

    • @Finnbobjimbob
      @Finnbobjimbob Před měsícem

      @@Sean-sn9ld Well it was the Scottish that set up the plantations

  • @batwithahat312
    @batwithahat312 Před 4 lety +443

    Me: *laying in bed after a tiresome day, wanting to get some sleep*
    My neighbors: 3:49

  • @mkmorbitzer6486
    @mkmorbitzer6486 Před 4 lety +203

    Sam o’Nella: “They were ok…………… unless they weren’t”
    Me: the story of my life

  • @Astronutz555
    @Astronutz555 Před 2 lety

    Sam's videos are the best for the new CZcams. Whether you're in 240p or 2160p, it all looks the same!

  • @kitsunebaxter6311
    @kitsunebaxter6311 Před 3 lety +3

    "Their soil was dumb"
    "The English were trying to get rid of the Irish in Ireland, so gave all the best land to Englishmen so they could grow things for themselves and England and systemically worked to worsen the famine at every turn."
    PoTAYto, PoTAHto.

    • @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh
      @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh Před 2 lety

      sadly I know that is true about the brits crown.

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 Před 2 lety

      @@ChaplainBobWalkerBTh the brits tits
      there's no joke there, i just think its fun to say

  • @cryptidboyo
    @cryptidboyo Před 6 lety +302

    They brought freckles
    And these things
    HOY TE TOY TE TOY

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 Před 5 lety +10

      And now we have the Celtics

    • @tylermcknight8362
      @tylermcknight8362 Před 5 lety

      And your both racist

    • @tylermcknight8362
      @tylermcknight8362 Před 5 lety

      @A Pepsi alright which can of coke told you you didn't belong anymore

    • @APerson-jf4ls
      @APerson-jf4ls Před 5 lety

      The comment and the people's republic of Taiwan are just commenting something Sam said on the vid. No reason to call them both racist

    • @verminted5243
      @verminted5243 Před 5 lety

      My favourite part

  • @ZoologyFan2023
    @ZoologyFan2023 Před 4 lety +672

    "HOLY S••T I'M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS!!! MY HEART'S A SEIZIN', MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN', THE F•••ING WALLS ARE MELTING!!! I can hear satan's voice, he's telling me to - invest in Apple! What does that mean!? Why does he want me to buy apples!?"
    - Random Drugged Peasant (2017)

    • @emmamasterson524
      @emmamasterson524 Před 4 lety +42

      This would go on for like a day sometimes their fingers and toes would fall off but they’d be alright ... unless they weren’t.

    • @shivenrege6780
      @shivenrege6780 Před 3 lety +8

      It's blasting not blessing

    • @sergiomillanes3867
      @sergiomillanes3867 Před 3 lety +9

      Moral of the story kids: “Don’t eat stramge bread, you could trip balls and die.”

    • @ZoologyFan2023
      @ZoologyFan2023 Před 3 lety +2

      @@sergiomillanes3867
      I couldn't have said it better myself! :D

    • @ZoologyFan2023
      @ZoologyFan2023 Před 3 lety +5

      @@shivenrege6780
      Oof! Thanks for correcting me, I just fixed it. I have *NO CLUE* why I thought he said "blessing" instead of "blasting". XD