Banned and Controversial Foods
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- čas přidán 15. 05. 2024
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Lets fucking go bois! We graduated to majors
WE'RE NO LONGER KIDS LET'S GOOOOO
Come on homie we major
YEAHHHHH
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AYYY
“Hey majors”
That settles it. We are all old.
Next video: “Hey seniors”
Also because he can’t say “hey kids” anymore.
Dude i literally was accepted into college just the other week. I started watching him in middle school. He knows. That son of a bitc h
@@moorjamminwhy??
@@ChildDevourer83 CZcams sucks, that’s why
“Killing 1 bird with no stones” made me blow more air out of my nose
i did that the entire video
“Our mission is to eat birds whole and then make people not remember things”
simply unhinged and I love it
Shark fin harvesting is actually worse than is explained here. They are caught, the fins are cut off of the living shark, and the quadruple-amputee shark is thrown back in the water, still alive.
Just when I thought I couldn't possibly hate human beings more than I already do.
@@DreadPirateRobertzare you not a human
That seems really innefficient; there's so much meat on that shark that could be used. There ought to be some legislative action to heavily tax sharkfins sold unpaired with sufficient regular sharkmeat so as to mandate full efficiency-there's less time and space to kill sharks if you need to use the whole thing!, so there could be just as much meat without threatening the extinction as much.
If it isn't Jaws being the number 1 reason people are killing sharks, it's maybe 1 bite of food that is tasteless. Nice.
Also what the fuck is up with all the types of food that ""requires"" the animal to be alive during a horrible process? I really doubt throwing a live bird in a jar of liquid does anything else but get someone's rocks off.
Sometimes they only take the dorsal fin
Samonella is like that one uncle who you rarely see but every time he visits it's a miracle
I get it pretty often from food poisoning. Wouldn’t call it a miracle.
It’s the gift that keeps on traumatizing
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Umm how are the bots posting working links?
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"Akee"
"What?"
"Akee."
"Where?"
"Aquí."
Spanish words out of nowhere is now one of my most favorite jokes on CZcams, lmao
Ah yes, that decadently prepared Sam O'Nella content we crave... and the subject just happens to be about weird cravings.
I watch Sam'onella with a towel over my head to shield myself from God's prying eyes.
From “hey kids” to “hey adults” to “hey majors” I feel honored
We’re growing up yo
What’s next on the list?
@@attigator
Drop-outs
@@attigatorsenior citizens
Does that mean we're progressing in the academy?
"Ah. Today I crave bird spit."
That voice killed me.
"but you can keep the eggs"
Gave me Meatcanyon flashbacks
crave*
Horrifying
Sounded like a Randy Feltface bit for some reason.
0:38 As a sardinian girl I feel so honored that our lord and savior Sam O'Nella mentioned a part of my culture!
(even if it's one of the strangest part of it)
So to celebrate here's some other little facts about casu martzu!
As Sam says in the video "Casu" in sardinian means cheese and "martzu" means rotten. This cheese monstrosity literally means "rotten cheese" and it's sold in little villages in the more mountainous parts of sardinia.
If you want to even get a glimpse of this cheese you have to get to one of those villages and personally know someone that makes that cheese. Or know someone who knows someone who knows a guy who's friend with someone who makes this kind of cheese. You get the idea.
This alien-cheese, as most cheeses are, is eaten with bread. But not any kind of bread. Carasau bread. This type of bread looks more like a extraordinary thin tortilla and it's crunchy like potato chips. You will find this type of bread EVERYWHERE in sardinia.
It's not dining in sardinia if there is no carasau
A lot of sardinian themselves find casumarzu disgusting but still a loved part of the culture. I too find it disgusting but I can also testify that is actually really tasty and pretty good after your brain forgets that it's a maggot filled nightmare to save you from the trauma you just inflicted to yourself.
Honestly we have even more strange recepies: wild boar sausage, "coratella" , quail in myrtle (it's not even that strange usualy but my grandma practically drowns the poor quail in the myrtle-)
But I digress
Aaaaand a last little fun fact about sardinians.
We do have island syndrome. We are incredibly short for no damn reason apart from living in a iSlAnD . I'm not even joking, most of the people I know are bellow 1.70 cm and always have to use stools to get things from top shelfs.
Hope this little fun facts were enjoyable, love from Sardinia!
im american how short is 1.7 centimeters?
About 5’5” i think, sadly we are kinda short
Considering wild boar weirder than maggots is an incredibly wild take.
my man of culture is back, giving us info we didnt think we needed, but gladly accepted! Thanx Mate. Good to hear/see from u again
6:29 I love that the lobotomy guy is photorealistic while Cosby is a horrific caricature
Hahaha I'm so glad you pointed that out, I missed that at first watch but I'm dying now ahahaha
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Nope, both photorealistic. Difference is that things still look real after a lobotomy, things look all wobbly when you’re loaded up on date rape drugs.
Source: I’m a lobotomy patient with a belly full of roofies.
i guess the idea is if he cant remember their name theyre not worth caricaturising
@@PernilleEasterbrookshut up bot
the return of Terrare at 2:40 was cinematic, iconic, and beautiful.
Omg I didn't even realize it was him, it's glorious!!
Came for this comment
I watched the episode right yesterday 😂
Sam O'nella Cinematic universe
@@kubikkuratko188 i feel like it’d be better than anything marvel could put out
Just discovered this gem of a channel and I can't remember the last time learned as much as I laughed.
Bravo, good sir, bravo! 👏
you will have to wait 7 years for the next video
yeah sam is fucken awesome, we love you sam, even though you keep abandoning us
"Cheese is safe and delicious. Cheese is my friend. I trust cheese."
-Sam O'Nella
When the last star dies, and the heat death of the universe is complete, one last sound will travel through the void: “hey elders”
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Shout out to the downstreamers tuning in to watch Sam's videos at the end of time
Hey stardusts
With the current upload schedule, this is a likely scenario
Hey seniors I know it’s been 20 years but hey guess what it’s finally time to graduate
I like how the mic quality is slightly shitty, 10/10 brings me right back
even the text zoom on "ortolon" is slightly shitty
Now he sounds like he's supposed to
1:44 ive never had fly larvae in my intestines... i have had pinworm and my god the psychological effect of knowing you have worms is next level
Hope you're doing well Sam. Just graduated college myself last May and this whole real life thing can blow sometimes but it always gets better. Glad to have you back!
I also graduated college last spring! Congratulations, from one graduate to another.
In Brazil, we got Maniçoba, a salted meat stew made with cassava leaves that are highly poisonous and need to be cooked for seven days straight to be safe. The best thing is people say that the taste is very similar to Feijoada, a bean and meat stew that is not poisonous and takes a normal amount of time to cook, so why would go for Maniçoba is a mystery.
Yup, as a fellow brazilian, completely agree.
I was expecting something from there as well
as a fellow brazilian i didn't even know
@@sr.brigadeiro7718 ...how did ya not know maniçoba, are you from the far south?
When I hear about food like this I always wonder what circumstances led to its discovery - like how many people died until someone figured out if you just boil the *shit* outta these leaves you *might* make it long enough to go "oh yeah, tasty"
As a Jamaican, I'm proud that our associated food was the only one on this list that was neither disgusting nor involved needless cruelty to animals.
Same!
hey it looks good
as a not jamaican i agree
Its just the fruit Version of fugu
The most prideful part of that though is that yours isn’t associated with the French 😊
The Tarrare eating the shark fin was legendary
LMAO THE DRAWINGS ARE ABSOLUTELY CHUCKLE NUT INDUCING LMAOO BIG LOVE BRO
Context: Yao Ming is mentioned because of his PR campaigns about not eating shark fin soup was so influential that it was responsible for an immensely steep reduction of the soup's consumption in China. From 2011 to 2018, consumption of shark fin soup dropped by 70% in China.
just another reason why he's goated
hell yeah yao ming. hell yeah.
Well if it went back up after 2018 then I wish he'd come out and make another statement about it.
Thanks, China? For real, I guess?
Hell yeah Yao.
The french will do ANYTHING to get mentioned in a Sam O'Nella video
As someone who is a quarter french i plan to take up a quarter Sam O'Nella video one day. Oh boy have i got plans
@@Gunlauguris that a tf2 reference?
It had to be the french. Oh god WHYYYYY?? I love Sam content but even I have some limits
Oui hon hon hon
@@judahzombiefreak will you outperform Tarrare and eat two babies?
I don't know what's more unbeliveable - the fact Sam is still uploading, or the fact he thought shark fins were the most edible part of a shark.
Most of the weird foods in this video at least I can see happening out of desperation or accident. Maggot cheese? You leave it out too long, it can happen. You get stuck in a siege and compounded by the fact Sardinia is an island, what are you going to do? Get more cheese? Makes sense.
Shark fin soup. You live in a fishing village and 80+% of your diet comes from the ocean? Yeah, make the bones and fins into a nice stock, why not?
The Ackee. The prepare right or die thing is common in legumes. For Example, if you don’t clean off all the non-nut matter, cashews are violently poisonous. Another example is if the cooking heat isn’t high enough, kidney beans are lethal.
Bird's nest soup. Same thing with the maggots and cheese. It originated as a famine dish. Hard times and you try to eat anything you can.
The fact that the Ortolan is made with expensive alcohol and has a built-in shame mechanic means the French knew what they were doing, had a choice, and did it anyway.
Once again, the Fr*nch are the frustrating weird ones... Also I totally read that last paragraph in Sam's voice.
Love the return of Tarrare at 2:37
I'm your 70th like. I'm sorry.
134th like
"Tarrare. Did you eat, a fucking shark?"
@@KinoBarzo 👀
Yeah, I caught that too.
In my book, he really should’ve been there for one of the others. They were all WAY grosser than shark fin soup (even that fruit didn’t look very appetizing, I think maybe nature was trying to tell us something). It’s mostly cartilage? Big deal, I usually chew that off of chicken bones, especially if it’s KFC and/or my mom isn’t there to complain about it. I’m not advocating putting shark populations at risk, but I can understand the appeal.
Can’t believe we all just came across one of Sam’s videos one day, became instantly obsessed, and wait patiently every month until he returns.
I have waited years, young one.
Month, eh? You really are new here.
I have grown from a spry young child to a bittersweet adult during my tenure under Sam
ive been here for 4 years, i would have a degree by now
@@takhu*every* month
Everytime Sam posts I am so happy. This is something I don't want to end. The day Sam stops posting the day I try black market maggot cheese
Thanks for uploading again (reminding me to rewatch every video… again)
Fun fact: the bird's nest soup goop goes for over $1500 a pound (dried), so besides being a disgusting concept, it's ridiculously expensive. I hear it's good for various ailments, though, like "having too much money."
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Yeah, in my mom's country of Malaysia, this was a practice that people did as far as harvesting them goes. Idk if they actually ate them themselves or if it was only popular as a gourmet fad trend to make money off of. Pretty sure it got banned though
Im in malaysia right now and i have never heard of this
@@aejiis I'm from Malaysia too and my relatives have a few farms. Basically you have an abandoned building with a big hole and the birds come to roost, thinking it's a cave. After the birds are done doing their business in a few months, you can go in to the shit and featherfilled building a pick out a few empty nests. It was the money fad a while ago. The soup itself is quite nice and the birds nest does have a unique texture.
@@lankeowker5878 I saw a show where these guys were going to a small, uninhabited island, climbing up cave walls to get the nests (already dangerous). Then there are people who painstakingly clean the nests of all debris, so it is labor intensive. Sadly, the locals don't make nearly as much from the efforts.
It's been 7 years and the mic quality hasn't changed one bit
I love it
Was about to comment exactly this👍
"I've got better shit to do"
No but Fr I bet since he makes vids so far apart a mic isn't really in his thoughts.
And I personally didn't notice much wrong except maybe a slight echo
Yes it has lol have you not watched his old videos?
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I remember what his mic quality was like in his first few videos, it's improved a ton since then
ive missed your channel so much me and my best friend in college initially bonded over your videos
Always love seeing new videos from you 😁
"our mission is to eat things whole and then make people not remember things"
That joke SENT me oh my god. Perfect, no notes.
can you explain it please
@@pacnitelabotomies: remove your brain bits, no more thinking for you
Cosby: known for roofie-ing people for sexual purposes
@@pacniteI don’t know if you’re joking or not but bill Cosby was known for drugging and molesting people and lobotomies can and in most cases will cause memory loss
@@pacnite lobotmies make people not remember things, such as how to exist as a human
@@pacnite
It's cause lobotomy is an operation that messes up the prefrontal lobe, which could mess up your memory ykyk
And bill Cosby is known for... Well drugging women
This channel just doesn't get old. I found you a few years ago and binge watched every episode. I regret nothing.
Finally, so glad you’re finally back. Keep making videos.
Gotta say man, there are now thousands of Sam o Nella clones (or his children) on CZcams, but there is only one original
None beats the true master
They beat him when he uploads once every 6 months
@@SquishyRoseToy You can't rush perfection, my dude
Couldn’t agree more!
True, but some are good enough
Some of them are AI generated slop 💀
0:44 the fact anyone thought of this is a crime in itself.
It’s creation probably went like :
“OH SHIT we left the cheese out for too long now It has worms!” And some crazy person went “maybe it’s still good let me try” and boom _worm cheese_
Why are we here in this life? Why do we die? What will happen to us after death?!
@@nevergiveup5939someome lets a fucking fly lay eggs on us and we become a new type of meat
like most fermented things, it's likely a desperation meal that turned out okay.
I imagine throwing out an entire gigantic cheese wheel was likely a massive financial blow so they coped.
it probably started when some staving Italians got maggots into their cheese and instead of throwing it out decided to eat it as there was no other foods available
This is my favorite CZcamsr. It's so frustrating that he doesn't upload a lot, but it's worth the wait everytime
Sam please don’t stop making content. We love you and you make our day better ❤️
Dont know why, but the one joke to make me burst out laughing here was "Like many animals, they have a history of being eaten by the French"
For me it was that one and the one about Bill Cosby and the guy who invented the lobotomy having a mission to eat birds whole and then make people not remember things
*asians sweating profusely*
French AND chinese
We didn’t become the dominant species on the planet by being picky!
Jesus loves you.
I like how the quality of the drawings has gone up, you can tell in that Chef drawing the most. Even has shadows.
But i felt as if some parts were transphobic
That’s what I was thinking when I saw that character too
@@JamesWagner-vv9izbruh what
@@JamesWagner-vv9izwait how so? Did I miss something?
@@JamesWagner-vv9izwhat drugs are you on? Cause they must be good to have you see and hear things not there
Love all ur vids keep up the great work 🔥🙏🏻
I don't know what makes me more happy, Sam returning to a good upload schedule or us becoming majors.
That "mag n cheese" joke is genius
It’s good, but genius? I dunno. He’s had better jokes
At first, I thought the whole "eating the ortolan whole while under a sheet" thing was a joke, until he showed the actual picture... A true mental whiplash.
I genuinely couldn't believe it either. Like, the way he described everything sounded so comically exaggerated, like something outta South Park, that I was convinced he was just joking it up with his usual style of humor...nah. Exactly as described. Yeah that picture really put me through some mental turmoil too.
This was a scene in succession i really thought tom was fucking with greg about the towel thing
@gangstalker5461 There's a sequence in the second season of _Hannibal_ where Orlotolan is prepared, and Hannibal talks about the preparation and tradition of eating them.
Eyyyy You're back again!. And I'm so glad to be a major.
1:06 Sam with a nose doesn’t exist. Sam with a nose :
I had shark fin soup one time. It tasted like broth but the texture was so revolting that it legitimately made me not want to eat anything for days because I was so haunted by the way it felt to chew. Imagine Jello or snot but every time you bite into it it crunches just enough to send a shiver down your spine. It's completely soft so you have no idea what's causing that crunching feeling. Even just thinking about it makes me want to gag.
DAMN
That sounds ungodly
Thank you for your scientific rigor
thank you for doing the service of making shark fin soup sound unfun to eat again i was worried i might do something unwise
How to speed run an eating disorder
The interesting thing about bird's nest soup is that the trade is causing the swiftlets to become domesticated, much in the same manner as bees. In order to make harvesting the nests easier and safer, people have began turning abandoned buildings into swiftlet hotels, imitating the caves they naturally roost in. This has resulted in swiftlets beginning to prefer man-made roosts, as they provide protection from natural predators and more reliable shelter, as well as human habitation attracting the bugs they eat.
Also like bees and their wax, once a nest is harvested, the bird will simply build a new one, since they make their own materials.
It's like the rare British swines (animal). The conservationists are promoting eating them more so they can be saved from being endangered.
Sounds counterintuitive until you realise that the success in evolutionary biology is only about reproducing as many as possible.
Which is why Chicken, Dogs and Cats are the most successful species apart from humans.
do they harvest the nests before the eggs are laid, or after they hatch and fly off? I'd imagine it's hard to 'give the eggs back' as shown in the video.
Reminds me of a certain wild bird that started to nest in highly urban areas because work done to stop feeding the local fauna resulted in certain critters to go back at avoiding humans and eating bird eggs.
They kinda figured humans will let them be while wild animals won't brave the city for them
@@pungetello birds nest enthusiasts incubate the eggs themselves, sitting on them at the table while eating the nest. it's proper etiquette
You know when you compare the birds' nest spit to bee honey it's not that weird 🤔
watching your videos for years and hearing "hey majors" while I'm about to graduate with my bachelors was crazyyy
your art is so great now, keep it up!!
@2:43 good to see ol' Tarrare making a cameo on this one, fits perfectly.
Can you believe this guy pulls half a million views in 3 hours even though he rarely posts? We really love that middle part stickdude goodness
this guy is a classic
The quality of his videos and art is so good/consistent, us followers love it!
I can tell you aren't enrolled in the academy and it couldn't be more embarrassing🤢
He’s created a whole genre of videos
The man really didn't fall off
Hes blesses us with another video😮💨
im so glad sam decided to post again
6:00 I legit thought you were making the whole thing up until I saw the picture. Wild.
same!
I was so surprised
Fr 💀
Some guy walked in on his wheel of cheese being infested with maggots. Against all common sense he decided to taste it. He then went around telling everyone in his village how great maggot infested cheese tasted, and instead of putting him out of his misery they all said "Sounds great, let's make more!"
Just like in Iceland, some dude after weekend of heavy drinking found a poisonous, half rotten shark carcass fisherman had dumped into local hot pool and decided to to eat it anyways, since he was hungry and drunk enough to ignore the fact that all previous attempts to eat the said shark species had led into light case of dying. So naturally the drunk berserker survived and now all Icelanders eat the rotten, sulphur leached poisonous shark as a "traditional food"....
You'd be surprised what hunger can do to a man.
@@Adreitz7that makes sense for the first wheel of cheese. After that they started ruining cheese by putting maggots into them, whatever nutritional value they add is insignificant compared to the fact they had to wait around instead of eating their perfectly fine cheese with decent nutrition.
Same thing happened to doctors when they decided NOT to give Gender Dysphoria patients the psychological help that they need when they could just drain their wallets of anything they had to mutilate their bodies & affirm their concept of gender despite not understanding how gender works.
*cough cough*
Modern society, folks, where it’s cool to be mentally ill.
@@Adreitz7 the main problem with that is fact that cheese is already good food to preserve for long time. It's not like eating moldy bread because you have nothing else to
I love how he's so hilarious and manages to not laugh his ass off in the middle of making one of his wild jokes
My boy is back YESSSSS
Sam’s style literally never gets old, his dry humor and animations just make you invested in literally anything he’s making a video about
Facts
Yeah just classic, but there are so many wanna be Clones of his style Out there
How come theres allready over 3k comments after only 8 min ?
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@freemason4979 he's just that beloved by his fan base that thousands are already commenting on his videos when he shows up.
2:38 hell yeah Tarrare cameo
Terrare should be a running gag whenever there's something that can be eaten
YES
TARRARE
THE BIG BOI IS BACK
Why are we here in this life? Why do we die? What will happen to us after death?!
We exist to be sustenance for Tarrare
@@nevergiveup5939 we exist as sustenance for Tarrare. We die so Tarrare may be fed. After we die we will be digested by Tarrare.
Good to have you back!!
This dude has inspired so many channels that use the same art style and similar topics
I'm obsessed with how horrifying all the gourmands look, especially compared to Sam's normal style.
They’ve got that “Little Nightmares Adult” look to them lmfao
If only Tararre was still alive to eat all of these shameful recipes.
5:50 my dad told me bout this one.
Supposedly, the bird has such a beatiful call that people have the things on their heads to cover "cover the shame from God for eating such a beatiful singing bird" or something along those lines
just saw this on succession
Not quite, the old anecdote is that one must eat it while covering themselves with basically a sheet or something similar, so God wouldn't see them committing such a pointlessly cruel act.
Wow, people really think God is pretty dumb. The Alpha and Omega cant see you through a plain sheet. Same people who think ugly stone statues can scare demons or horshoes and garlic can ward off vampires I guess.
@@MLBlue30 vampires are real??
@@MLBlue30it's more of an act of respect, kind of like folding your hands while praying, although no physical action is necessary. That's how I see it anyway
Bro has the type of humor that makes me hate the fact that i laughed. Subbed 👍🏽
Liked the video 3 seconds in, because I already know I'm gonna love it, its Sam O'Nella
"MAG&Cheese"
"When the pitter-pattering stops, it's done...just like popcorn."😂🤢
I was literally eating popcorn that I had just pulled out of the microwave when he said that.
@@CaptOrbit I was literally eating maggots when he said that.
HE’S BACK! HE HAS RETURNED!
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This exactly 😂😂
Sardinian here! Personally never ate the cheese but my mother did, she fondly tells the memories of eating the cheese and how it sometimes tickled her mouth as she chewed the maggots, and as a child, she loved to squish the maggots that fell onto the table like a game. My family used to be cheese makers and my great-grandfather was one of the big producers of Casu Martzu before the business got affected by the great depression in the US (a big shipment of normal cheese was lost in NYC when the stock market crashed, never being able to recoup the cost)
Uh...
Ok...
☹
@@alargeredlizard3003 rude!
Great...... Personally I wouldn't tell the world my mother loved to eat Maggot but you do you I guess
🙁
1:26, 3:41, 5:00, 5:54
I want to point out how Sam's art has gotten so much better and weirder in his latest videos
Shark fins soup and birds nest soup are amazing. Highly recommend ppl try it
"Somewhere between crunchy and chewy" describing most things. 😂
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“Drop what you are doing, a new Sam O’Nella dropped”
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Eating :(
BABE WAKE UP NEW SALMONELLA DROPPED
The echo narrative defining birds... Chef's kiss
So happy you are back
6:06 the fact that this not only wasnt just a gag in an episode of american dad that i assumed was just a dual joke of rich people being weird and cartoonishly cruel, and also roger being unhinged, but also that the joke recipe was MORE humane than the actual practice, is insane, atleast the bird in that episode had a decent life until the random drowning
They put napkins on their head for god not to see it baahah gluttonous ahh practice, foh its disgusting.
Im French and Ive never seen or even heard of this
It’s also on an episode of succession
I can’t believe it’s actually real 🤣
Just imagine the first person that accidentally created it.
@@v1tam1n_CAccident? There's too many steps involved for this to be anything but fully intentional
The Man, the Myth, the Legend has returned. Welcome back. 🙏🏽
I'm subbed with the bell on and notifications set to "all". CZcams didn't feel like telling me about this video though. I had to ramdomly remember your channel and look it up to find it.
Hey I’m a Jamaican from Florida, thats me!!!! Ackee is delicious, “nutty” is like the perfect description for what it tastes like fully cooked and unseasoned. On the tree the fruit splits open like shown in this video when they’re almost ready, we had a tree in our backyard and my grandma would collect the fallen fruit whenever she was out gardening. We never got sick off our own ackee so I THINK freshly fallen is about the right time to prep, but if you ever find yourself in FL and stumble across a tree I wouldn’t risk it bc 1) no way to tell how long they’ve been chilling in the dirt and 2) there’s a non zero chance a Jamaican auntie with a gun is watching from her window, just waiting for someone to try it
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dude that's awesome
I am now adding “Jamaican auntie with a gun” to my list of completely rational phobias.
Autonomous Katapulting Ejectomatic Emitter
You too? Dude that's awesome I'm Floridian and my neighbor has a giant ackee tree! :D
6:29 "Our mission is to eat birds whole and make people not remember things."
Joke was too perfect. Aged like wine, or that mag and cheese depending on your stance.
"Aged like wine", the video was published TODAY.
@@chestnut4860 he is a victim of lobotomy, leave him alone
9mm mags and cheese huh
Well, has it aged poorly since then?
Checked the age, and yep it's still wine. Remind me to check again in 30 minutes.
That's a really good work !
This is s tier quality content good sir
I think that over the years I developed some kind of pavlovian response to your usual outro because when you said "Thank you for watching" at the end of the video and there was no classical music playing after that I felt like something was missing even though I wasn't exactly sure there was an outro before.
No joke, was thinking the same thing!!
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I was thinking the exact same thing
REAL
When I realized this wasn't another Sam O'Nella clone and it is the real deal. I was pleasantly surprised and very shocked.
Aren't you subscribed ?, it's a very easy way to check
@@DanielPereira-ey9ntI mean he was gone for literal years so most people tend to think he abandoned the channel and either unsubscribed or just didn’t bother subscribing
@@Fruad_jo I don't understand why people would unsub when someone doesn't upload. Like you'd have to purposefully go out of your way to do that. I only unsub when I get annoyed at seeing their new videos.
I thought this is an old video of him that somehow got recommended, but lo and behold, it's released 2 hours ago
@@Fruad_jo there was a point where he did that but he has posted a total of three videos in the last 12 months, and the intervals between the videos are getting shorter
I'm so glad you're back
You're hilarious and informative. Thank you!
A major reason shark fin soup is also looked down upon is because of how cruel the practice is. They don’t catch the shark to eat, they catch it, cut off its fins and throw the living shark back into the water where they suffocate.
Or get eaten by predators. Whichever comes first.
Asians, man
@@DonRoyalXdid you miss the ortolan
@@Hailey-bz2ym French are the chinese of Europe
@@Hailey-bz2ym have u seen the documentaries that show towns in China where there’s hundreds of skinned dogs still alive in cages ready to be cooked 🤣
Jamiacan here! Ackee is also something that you can develop a resistance to over time, as it contains a minor amount of poison. If you do, however, you'll be unable to enioy Ackee anymore- you'll get what we call "Ackee Ache", which manifests as sharp stomach pains that can last up to two days.
Your country fascinates me
Wait, you start suffering the stomach pains AFTER you develop the resistance to the poison???
Fellow Jamaicans, rise up
@@falconstudios146Your organs are just like, “Dude quit it this is literal poison”
@falconstudios146 Yep! I don't know the exact science behind it, but I get Ackee ache, my mom gets it, my older cousins get it- and it's a legit shame, because Ackee is legit really tasty. I'd do terrible things to be able to enjoy Ackee and Saltfish again without the awful cramps
NO WAY NEW UPLOAD and after being at work for like 10 hours yay
Everytime Sam uploads I feel equal parts excitement and mortal terror.
Sam being brutally aware of his audience as always, Love it
czcams.com/video/FPwuLfdJdDM/video.html Part 2
Because?
@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts Because I like your mom
@@pawep5492 same, she's great
2:06 Ok, the simplicity and cleverness of this part is my absolute favorite part of the video lol
"like popcorn" absolutely sent me. I had to pause.
Return of the king. Alsooo fuck i need more of your content. Ive binged literally each oke of your videos
Good to see you back
The visuals are more grotesque than ever, love it.
The fucking guy who ate the bird nest was the cherry on top
Quite liked the example of the guy with the very salivated mouth
@@CODDE117*” ough, today i crave bird spit.. “*
I saw the thumbnail of this video knowing that Professor O’Nella hasn’t uploaded in a long time, and wondered, “Oh, how many years ago was this one?” before looking at the time stamp. I can safely say my day has been brightened by the answer.
My favorite part is there is hardly any change in the quality of videos (save for some more intricate art here and there in more recent videos). Is it from 2016 or 2024? There is no way to tell other than upload date.
Same!
@@allovertheplacecreations2787 It's literally exactly the same and I love it
dude i literally did the same shit
Cya friend in another 3-9 months ❤