Obscure Obsolete Inventions

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Komentáře • 11K

  • @wd4045
    @wd4045 Před 4 lety +17930

    "Let this be a lesson kids, with enough harassment you can achieve anything"
    -people who harassed the entire sonic the hedgehog movie crew

  • @spookydoggo_
    @spookydoggo_ Před 4 lety +3362

    Why did I lose my absolute shit when the guy on the mountain just said, "Hmm, big ears."

    • @C4pungMaster
      @C4pungMaster Před 4 lety +87

      I already lost my shit when he turned on the arc light and saw his face fried by radiation

    • @jpowel
      @jpowel Před 4 lety +9

      I lost my shit when i read your comment

    • @combatpig3435
      @combatpig3435 Před 4 lety +22

      2:34

    • @maddskillz9505
      @maddskillz9505 Před 4 lety +2

      Chris Dichmann as of now you have 666 likes...you’re a demon of humor ig now

    • @ilovemajesticbeasts7363
      @ilovemajesticbeasts7363 Před 4 lety +4

      Did you find your shit after

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 Před rokem +2618

    Funny thing about that “baby cage” thing is my grandma actually had pictures of her 2 neighbors that had them and were using them!! It was one of the craziest things I’ve seen. She took pictures because she knew that was an insane idea and that it would quickly FALL OUT of style (pun definitely intended) and she wanted to have pictures so people including her family members would believe her.

    • @needforfumo
      @needforfumo Před rokem +47

      Honestly, makes you wonder what modern thing would be like that

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Před rokem +94

      Rock a bye baby, on the treetop
      When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
      When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
      And down will come baby, cradle and all
      Apparently people have been used to losing babies to fall damage since the beginning of time, and actually caring about them is a modern invention. Which does make sense, given that effective birth control is also a modern invention...

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 Před rokem +76

      @@EdKolis Caring about them isn't a modern invention. Them reliably surviving past infancy is.

    • @EdKolis
      @EdKolis Před rokem +12

      @@thewanderingmistnull2451 I thought people back then used not caring as a defense against infant mortality.

    • @IanZWhite00
      @IanZWhite00 Před rokem +5

      where are these pictures?? I know you can find promo images but seeing people actually using them must be such a trip

  • @XenithsPsyche
    @XenithsPsyche Před rokem +355

    “Mm.. big ears” had me absolutely dying for a good 5 minutes, starting laugh-crying. Idk if it’s me being tired or your tone genuinely being hilarious. But that was gold.

    • @4plus4equalsmoo
      @4plus4equalsmoo Před rokem +7

      it lives in my mind rent free
      i quote it like how tom segura quotes BIKES

  • @enzoqueijao
    @enzoqueijao Před 4 lety +2257

    "Yo, you got a lighter?"
    "No, but I can get my cigarette sharer!"

    • @vykx88
      @vykx88 Před 4 lety +39

      Aw, so heartburning.

    • @Ok-cx4jw
      @Ok-cx4jw Před 4 lety +3

      @@vykx88 that's not correct...

    • @ThingsUploadedbyMe33
      @ThingsUploadedbyMe33 Před 4 lety +1

      Is that you E? From DCenter?

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 Před 4 lety +1

      But do you have a cigarette umbrella?

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts Před 3 lety

      @@ratbat1072 Someone does, surely. Here's an old pic of it that you probably saw already: weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cigarette-umbrella.jpg

  • @bigdog7632
    @bigdog7632 Před 4 lety +4196

    “Horse to be beckoned.”
    “Force to be reckoned.”
    This has no right being so clever.

  • @patrickmartin3322
    @patrickmartin3322 Před rokem +1084

    I’ve been to one of Austin’s moonlight towers while it was on, it was one of the best examples of the inverse square law I’ve ever seen, the ground was lit about as well as if I had used my phone’s flashlight, but the actual lights were so bright it was like staring into the sun

    • @spugintrntl
      @spugintrntl Před rokem +119

      I had a brainstorm about the inverse square law a while ago... I do a lot of maintenance work in warehouses, and I noticed that no matter how bright the lights are inside I always need a penlight to see what I'm doing inside the machines I'm working on because of how high the ceiling is. I also noticed that this is never a problem when I'm working on the same machines outside on a sunny day even though the sun is so incredibly far away and the same law applies. It just dawned on me (no pun intended) how insanely massive the sun is and I was paralyzed with awe for a good few minutes.

    • @Random-gl8lu
      @Random-gl8lu Před 10 měsíci +1

      Yep, the big central Texas cities just like em ig

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL Před 8 měsíci +35

      @@spugintrntl Not only the size, people also underestimate how damn bright sunlight is, it's many times brighter than any consumer or even commercial use light bulb.

    • @garymichalles8383
      @garymichalles8383 Před 8 měsíci +22

      @@spugintrntl Nothing can beat massive, massive amounts of nuclear fusion 😁

    • @DanteYewToob
      @DanteYewToob Před 7 měsíci +21

      @@spugintrntlfun fact, you just described exactly how and why we can always “just tell” when hollywoo is filming in real or fake sunlight. Sunlight is mathematically near parallel for us on earth and acts very differently than artificial light.
      Sunlight doesn’t change the scale of shadows, which is something most people never notice but you “feel” it when you see fake sunlight.
      Try it yourself, go outside and hold out your hand and look at the shadow and slowly move your hand to the ground and it should be the same size, just a bit sharper… do it again indoors or with a lamp and your shadow will grow and shrink. It’s a cool effect most people never even notice. It’s why that cool effect happens in certain places where nothing has a shadow. Because your shadow points perfectly down and is the exact same size as you are so it appears as though you don’t have one, pretty trippy!

  • @TheSquizzlet
    @TheSquizzlet Před 2 lety +273

    The revolver mouse trap would actually work if you used blank rounds, they'd send a concussive blast into the mouse enough to kill it but it wouldn't put holes in your floor

    • @bbb-dk7pz
      @bbb-dk7pz Před 11 měsíci +64

      it would also be a gunshot going off in the house in the middle of the night

    • @bunnieskitties293
      @bunnieskitties293 Před 8 měsíci

      So business as usual in chicago. @@bbb-dk7pz

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 Před 8 měsíci +5

      *Al Bundy smile with eyes still closed*

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 Před 7 měsíci +23

      @@bbb-dk7pzah what’s one more gunshot in the hundreds happening at night. And besides real mousetraps don’t always work. Some mice are smart enough to disarm them

    • @eldritchcupcakes3195
      @eldritchcupcakes3195 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@ultimaterecoil1136what if you live in a rural area with different horrible sounds?

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger Před 4 lety +803

    _“With enough harassment you can get anything!”_
    I mean, I didn’t ask for a restraining order but it is something I suppose.

  • @KazumaDesuwa
    @KazumaDesuwa Před 4 lety +1847

    “With enough harassment you can achieve anything”
    - Sam O'Nella 2019

  • @mtgAzim
    @mtgAzim Před 2 lety +978

    I really like that you put the sponsor at the end of the video. It's incredibly viewer friendly and I wish more people respected their viewers in this way.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 Před rokem +4

      Athefumen

    • @human0514
      @human0514 Před rokem

      shut kid

    • @AmalekIsComing
      @AmalekIsComing Před rokem +2

      Yeah

    • @wumbogumbo
      @wumbogumbo Před rokem +8

      im pretty sure sponsors pay more to have the ad closer to the start of the video, i recommend just getting the sponsorblock browser extention if you can

    • @thepoweroftheweed2215
      @thepoweroftheweed2215 Před 5 měsíci +12

      Sponsors aren't dumb, they only allow their segments at the end of the video if they KNOW the creator's fan base is loyal enough to watch til the end. Any other scenario means you get the video interrupted midway or something

  • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
    @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Před 2 lety +226

    I mean, it's cool that acoustic ears work without power. I can legit see a benefit to keeping them around. Plus it is a giant block of concrete; not like it'll be going anywhere anytime soon.

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 Před rokem +35

      Throw in some plants & you have... sound garden

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 Před rokem +14

      Strictly speaking, they did have electronic components. That single point that they're designed to concentrate sound towards actually had a microphone wired to a central listening post so they didn't need to have someone sitting in a giant sideways concrete bowl all day and night to get any use out of them.

    • @sonofcrystalpepsi1426
      @sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Před rokem +2

      @@Great_Olaf5 I didn't know that; makes sense. I guess It'd work either way, but having a recording device would make things easier.

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 Před rokem +1

      @@sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Not so much for recording, though I suppose that would have been possible. More a live feed.

  • @TheChristmasNinja12
    @TheChristmasNinja12 Před 4 lety +1152

    "That's like a McDonald's run every four months."
    .....Honestly, that's the best price downplay I've heard out of any youtube channel selling subscriptions

    • @aresxprodigy1739
      @aresxprodigy1739 Před 4 lety +35

      Because he knows what he's doing. He's a literal genius. He's got simple art with smart facts and jokes strewn in to good content. And then he's able to slide his sponsor in there. He is the peak of CZcams. But then again. Check out this JPEG

    • @NotLordAsshat
      @NotLordAsshat Před 4 lety +8

      @@aresxprodigy1739 yeah it's amazing how much I've learned from him while also fucking dying at his jokes. He really is great at this

    • @masonvandenbrink3316
      @masonvandenbrink3316 Před 3 lety

      birds of prey trailer

  • @DavionX13
    @DavionX13 Před 4 lety +2096

    You're probably the first person I've ever heard of being threatened to make a merch.
    The power of your subscribers really is something.

    • @2legittoquit
      @2legittoquit Před 4 lety +7

      DavionX13 found the shill account

    • @ballsligmer5572
      @ballsligmer5572 Před 4 lety +26

      @@2legittoquit found the competitor's shill account

    • @sib113
      @sib113 Před 4 lety +3

      @@ballsligmer5572 Found the competitior of competitor's shill account

    • @sleep3417
      @sleep3417 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sib113 found the competitor of competitor of competitor's shill account.

    • @youstolemyhandleyoutwat
      @youstolemyhandleyoutwat Před 4 lety +4

      We have to kidnap his family just so he makes videos. Not surprised that he has to be threatened to sell merch.

  • @EleqtroFruit
    @EleqtroFruit Před rokem +63

    00:07 - "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    That aged like *fine* wine

  • @juliankohler5086
    @juliankohler5086 Před rokem +30

    "Why drink many glasses of milk when you can eat one udder?"

  • @beetlebubz6469
    @beetlebubz6469 Před 4 lety +20338

    Sam's drawings have become increasingly more disturbing...
    *I like it*

  • @tameus2796
    @tameus2796 Před 3 lety +7443

    I think “Eye of the B. Holder” is my favorite joke ever so far

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia Před rokem +9

    Franklin Roosevelt, when asked why he used a cigarette holder, purportedly replied "My doctor wants me to stay as far away from smoking as possible."

  • @onelobster8623
    @onelobster8623 Před 2 lety +24

    I’m far superior to many shrimp

    • @Zawaito
      @Zawaito Před 7 dny +1

      Dis you make a whole new account for this?

    • @crimson5pider
      @crimson5pider Před 2 dny +1

      But not 8,622 other lobsters, apparently

  • @clairephillips3188
    @clairephillips3188 Před 4 lety +708

    Using a 'McDonalds run' as a unit of measurement for money is the scariest, yet most relatable thing I've heard all year.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Před 4 lety +12

      The big mac is used to gague the worth of money, which is useful for tracking inflation.

    • @bickle8911
      @bickle8911 Před 4 lety +1

      when does he say that

    • @Jergy2
      @Jergy2 Před 4 lety +4

      @@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Well, if you're gonna choose a company based on their ability to do regional pricing, McDonald's is a pretty solid choice. I bet their internal analytics is nuts.

    • @expertoflizardcorrugation3967
      @expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Před 4 lety

      As a massive internationap franchise its a pretty consistant measuring stick too

    • @ryanrobot7975
      @ryanrobot7975 Před 4 lety +4

      @@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN dont be jealous of the big mac

  • @hellfiregaming9401
    @hellfiregaming9401 Před 4 lety +3667

    A wise man once told me "hmm. Big ears."

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff Před 4 lety +31

      @Mauro Molinero i cannot physically describe how unfunny this was

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff Před 4 lety +17

      @Mauro Molinero what a coincidence, no one asked for your comment

    • @StealthLemon420
      @StealthLemon420 Před 4 lety +39

      @@kat_stuff you know it's funny, you thinking that you'll roast somebody over CZcams comment section. That's my favorite part

    • @kat_stuff
      @kat_stuff Před 4 lety +1

      @@StealthLemon420 bro right back at you

    • @jim2075
      @jim2075 Před 4 lety

      @Mauro Molinero Yeah that was no definitely not funny

  • @SpaZmaticP90
    @SpaZmaticP90 Před rokem +22

    Sam O'Nella's Videos have infinite replayability

  • @wonderflounium
    @wonderflounium Před rokem +8

    One thing that makes the revolver mouse trap a bit more practical is that they are intended to be used with rat shot which wouldn't have nearly as many safety issues as a normal round.

  • @cat_soup
    @cat_soup Před 3 lety +2636

    "Honey. The Cage fell off again."
    "At least timmy was not in there right?"
    "Uhhhh, let's say we have RAGU now for free."

  • @rasmuskock8077
    @rasmuskock8077 Před 4 lety +23232

    It's like his drawings are getting more and more realistic yet more simplistic at the same time. How does that even work?

  • @LegoDude3258
    @LegoDude3258 Před 2 lety +9

    Sam: "With enough harassment you can achieve anything."
    Me: Please please please come back!

  • @H1PP1E88
    @H1PP1E88 Před 2 lety +11

    "aw, how heartburning!"
    -sam o'nella

  • @keithnicolas3097
    @keithnicolas3097 Před 4 lety +3097

    " *With* *enough* *harrasment* *you* *can* *acheive* *anything* "
    It sure worked for me

  • @nostopit179
    @nostopit179 Před 4 lety +6848

    “Alienating baby boomers” Sam was the ok boomer train before it even left the station

    • @fortepiano1196
      @fortepiano1196 Před 4 lety +29

      ye

    • @mrwtfwhy
      @mrwtfwhy Před 4 lety +147

      normies dont even know where the boomer meme came from

    • @namename-mz1je
      @namename-mz1je Před 4 lety +9

      @@mrwtfwhy tbh

    • @lean_boof2925
      @lean_boof2925 Před 4 lety +9

      mrwtfwhy Honestly bro

    • @Kaleun14
      @Kaleun14 Před 4 lety +76

      It had been a thing on 4chan and Ifunny for around a year. It was when Twittee and Tumblr found out about it, when it was ruined.

  • @gamebox3254
    @gamebox3254 Před rokem +13

    Apparently we can harass him into coming back after 2 years.

  • @cumslinger9002
    @cumslinger9002 Před rokem +8

    1:36 is easily my favorite clip of Sam O’nella especially out of context

  • @NewgirlNola
    @NewgirlNola Před 3 lety +21575

    I like how he refers to his unsettling depictions of historical figures as “my characters”

  • @adamthj
    @adamthj Před 4 lety +4456

    I can’t wear a T-shirt that says “hey kids” even if it has your face on

  • @ianb4619
    @ianb4619 Před 2 lety +48

    3:21 school gym floors be like:

  • @cynthmcdonalds
    @cynthmcdonalds Před rokem +6

    Dude, I remember watching him when I was 5 or something, just barely found him again after all these years of searching.
    *finds out he left the channel:*

  • @ronanzaletel6517
    @ronanzaletel6517 Před 4 lety +593

    “Hey, you know what’s more important than oxygen? Nicotine.”
    That made me laugh so hard
    Edit: Wow I’ve never had this many likes before thanks

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 Před 4 lety

      Cant have nicotine without oxygen
      ;)
      I really hope im right

    • @sirsmackabear4688
      @sirsmackabear4688 Před 4 lety

      Its all true

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 Před 4 lety

      @TeamHansen19
      I mean cause it comes from plants
      ...right?

  • @ashwinnaidoo796
    @ashwinnaidoo796 Před 3 lety +13598

    I would give anything to hear “hey kids” one more time.

    • @patienceRachel
      @patienceRachel Před 3 lety +493

      I would actually give a kidney. I miss him so much

    • @bls7879
      @bls7879 Před 3 lety +274

      What happened to him? He is active in reddit afaik

    • @mitmatgames604
      @mitmatgames604 Před 3 lety +531

      @@bls7879 he’s in his final year of uni he’s talked about it on Twitter

    • @somebody4942
      @somebody4942 Před 3 lety +106

      I will give him my parents

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly Před 3 lety +21

      Washiul Alam Shohan
      what’s his Reddit?

  • @matthewpickin1043
    @matthewpickin1043 Před 8 měsíci +5

    I’m tryna take a shit watching this but I keep laughing and it keeps going back up

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 Před 2 lety +6

    The Krummlauf actually saw use in early StuG tanks which didn’t have any hull-mounted machine guns. The bent barrel allowed for a greater arc of fire when sticking the gun out a gun port, and the shattered bullets were still deadly enough to kill infantry at close range. It was even slightly advantageous since the shooter didn’t have to aim through the tight gun port, they could just spray away.

  • @scotttenamen5027
    @scotttenamen5027 Před 4 lety +4038

    The revolver mousetrap wasn't actually meant to trap mice. It was meant to be a booby trap but was illegal to patent lethal booby traps, so they found a loophole and patented it as a mouse trap.
    Much like it's illegal to sell untested synthetic amphetamines but it is legal to sell them as "bath salts".

    • @ghplayer9228
      @ghplayer9228 Před 4 lety +62

      "Legal"

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone Před 4 lety +156

      The drug known as bath salts is illegal any which way. Actual bath salts like epsom salt aren't the same thing.

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo Před 4 lety +201

      ... 'Bath salts' isn't a street name for a particular drug, like 'dope' or 'molly', it's just a term that references a fairly wide range of synthetic research chemicals with a similar mechanism of action, in order to communicate what they are and legally sell them while creating a market. There are tonnes of online research chem developers and vendors, the drugs usually exist in a kind of legal grey area where they're not illegal yet but not caught under any existing legislation explicitly banning them, but they can't be sold as 'psychoactive drug', that comes under FDA control and they wouldn't be able to sell. So they label it as something that isn't controlled and say it's 'not for human consumption' to get around that. Vendors also call certain groups of compounds things like 'plant food' or 'pet shampoo' or 'incense' etc. Usually law enforcement get wind of the specific drugs fairly quickly and move to ban them as soon as they're aware of them, which just means there's an arms race between LE and developers as they make new compounds that aren't technically illegal yet to replace the now-banned ones. So the specific drug that was initially referred to as 'bath salts' was probably many many different drugs, most of which would be banned now and replaced with new ones also sold, euphemistically, as 'vath salts'. Like, how do you not know that man lol

    • @Fsilone
      @Fsilone Před 4 lety +17

      Where does one buy these legal bath salts, then? What brand, in what store?

    • @bryntendo
      @bryntendo Před 4 lety +56

      Fsilone There are hundreds of 'brands'. Online vendors, from Silk Road type deepweb sites, usually a random RC vendor you find online by googling 'legal highs' 'buy legal highs [your country]' etc, or through word of mouth from users on sites like bluelight and drugsforums etc, sometimes even on ebay and stuff depending what you're looking for and what it's current legal status is. These are _drugs__ dude they don't have trademarked brand names and licensed dispensaries, the point is to avoid the laws and regulations in place, obviously there's not going to be like an 'official bath salts store, which wouldn't make sense anyway because as already established, 'bath salts' is a euphemism to get past the need for FDA approval and doesn't refer to any one specific drug and especially not a specific vendor

  • @gummydummy2489
    @gummydummy2489 Před 4 lety +2493

    Grandpa what war did you fight in again?
    Grandpa: The not as great but still pretty alright war.

  • @kodakincade8063
    @kodakincade8063 Před rokem +6

    Idk how long I’ve been subbed to Sam for but for the fast 4 hours I’ve been binge watching every single video he’s uploaded, and I’m not stopping until I watch them all!!!!!!!!

  • @beetlejess7997
    @beetlejess7997 Před rokem +4

    2:29 I don't know how many times I've seen all his videos but I just now noticed that the people climbing the mountain are from other videos he made

  • @tropicalsadness2407
    @tropicalsadness2407 Před 3 lety +13469

    Guys, don't worry; Sam's just working on getting his patent for the Cheez-them.

  • @irisl8538
    @irisl8538 Před 4 lety +1543

    So everyone’s talking about the inventions, but that intro to the moonlight tower tho.
    “Why drink many glasses of milk if you could EAT ONE UDDER”

    • @Nunlover
      @Nunlover Před 4 lety +26

      We just call them moon towers in Austin

    • @clawspider6305
      @clawspider6305 Před 4 lety

      Rules of souls game:
      1. don't pass mirrows in dark
      2. Dont leave doors open during night
      3. If you know all 3 rules you participate
      Sorry guys I just saw some old gay ass creepypasta. Im paranoid. Sorry

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow Před 4 lety +3

      @@clawspider6305 "Dont leave doors open during night"
      I've been doing this for years o_o spoopy

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 Před 4 lety +4

      @@clawspider6305 i thought it was some fucking thing about dark souls.

    • @dudelove94
      @dudelove94 Před 4 lety

      I don't drink milk and eat udders! Like really, barbecued udders are so good!

  • @chokinghazard2942
    @chokinghazard2942 Před rokem +2

    His “falling out of style” drawing killed me

  • @zFreacker
    @zFreacker Před 2 lety +3

    Fun fact: The krummlauf was used to defend tanks from close by enemy troops while still being inside the tank. It didn't even matter that the rounds exploded because that basically turned the gun into a semi or fully automatic shotgun which was even more effective.

  • @calebrose740
    @calebrose740 Před 3 lety +2549

    2:35 The way he says "big ears" is just so funny and I don't even know why

    • @michaelwayland695
      @michaelwayland695 Před 3 lety +102

      Its currently 2am for me and I'm in tears from laughing so hard at it

    • @sadcat747
      @sadcat747 Před 3 lety +46

      I mean it's sam.

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 Před 3 lety +18

      @@sadcat747 Fair enough

    • @brycehale7597
      @brycehale7597 Před 3 lety +45

      Maybe because it sounds like he's having an orgasm while saying it

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 Před 3 lety +16

      @@brycehale7597 Don't make me look that up on r34

  • @santiagobustos7579
    @santiagobustos7579 Před 3 lety +2140

    At 3:54 when he said "my God" in german I just couldn't stop laughing for some reason

    • @idtolani
      @idtolani Před 3 lety +42

      i rewatch this video just for that part😂😂😂

    • @clarimm6675
      @clarimm6675 Před 2 lety +72

      I'm German and I'm wheezing 😂 his pronunciation was really good though

    • @saso5096
      @saso5096 Před 2 lety +14

      Chruhmlauf

    • @pvt.rickert4002
      @pvt.rickert4002 Před 2 lety +38

      MEIN GOTT

    • @GRAVEHEART453
      @GRAVEHEART453 Před 2 lety +14

      M E I N G O T T

  • @crinkly.love-stick
    @crinkly.love-stick Před 2 lety +2

    A hollowed out pickle, full of lucky charms? Keep that dillwhole, stuff it full of cereal milk, shove a stick up in there, and freeze it.
    Voila! A tasty treat that's guaranteed to get you removed from public places! Perfect for the beach, grandma's funeral, wherever

  • @zacharywalker9516
    @zacharywalker9516 Před rokem +2

    I was almost in tears when he did the mouse trap with the pistol. His writing is genius

  • @firen777
    @firen777 Před 4 lety +5246

    Tom and Jerry: exists
    Germans: *MEIN GOTT*

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne Před 3 lety +3796

    "And they said "M E I N G O T T""

  • @paulmahoney7619
    @paulmahoney7619 Před rokem +2

    "The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war"
    Quite a name for the most deadly and destructive war in human history.

  • @FloodlightGamingReal
    @FloodlightGamingReal Před rokem +2

    I love how he just put the kruumlauf on his old ak drawing instead of, i dunno, *an StG-44*

  • @JNCHustles
    @JNCHustles Před 4 lety +1935

    you know what’s more important than oxygen?
    *nicotine.*

  • @almosteducatedmf8352
    @almosteducatedmf8352 Před 4 lety +6733

    Sam getting better at animation legit scares me
    Let’s hope he continues

  • @bmcc12
    @bmcc12 Před rokem

    Sam Onella, one of the greatest providers on You Tube! Thank you so much.

  • @juke9674
    @juke9674 Před rokem +2

    I like that "Krummlauf" literally 1:1 translates to "bent barrel"

  • @felippe185
    @felippe185 Před 4 lety +585

    The master returns, only to disappear again for another 35 years. BLESS ME

  • @biggboi8009
    @biggboi8009 Před 4 lety +2045

    “With enough harassment, you can get anything done”
    *He predicted the sonic movie*

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce Před 4 lety +16

      They had it coming

    • @biggboi8009
      @biggboi8009 Před 4 lety +10

      True

    • @angie-zu5rs
      @angie-zu5rs Před 4 lety +3

      I desperately want to like your comment but it's on 69

    • @tkam54
      @tkam54 Před 4 lety +3

      I apologize on the late awarding....but that comment is SEVERLY underappreciated so without further ado: You sir have won the interwebz for a week! Congratulations, please do not spend all the awesomeness in one place.

    • @gaberottet8448
      @gaberottet8448 Před 3 lety

      I think it's less prediction, and more causation. He taught the public how to manipulate others, and the public had used that skill for the greater good.

  • @kingchris1928
    @kingchris1928 Před rokem +5

    The revolver mousetrap had me on the floor laughing 😂

  • @bendthemrsover1
    @bendthemrsover1 Před 2 lety +1

    i like your videos! thank you for doing these!

  • @therun7024
    @therun7024 Před 3 lety +7048

    fun fact: there is actually a modern gun that works like the weird gun that shoots around corners and stuff, but the modern equivalent fixed the problem by not bending the barrel, and instead just being a selfie stick in gun form

    • @salmontube1691
      @salmontube1691 Před 3 lety +465

      Yeah, its a glock on a hinge pretty much

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 Před 3 lety +274

      The Krummlauf actually worked. The bullets didn't even shrapnel. You could put this thing on a MG43 and it wouldn't melt under the heat of World war II's superior machine gun.

    • @orbiter277
      @orbiter277 Před 3 lety +76

      Do you mean the 42?

    • @lucasrichter6642
      @lucasrichter6642 Před 3 lety +182

      @@orbiter277 Yes. Thank you. I was on low sleep when I wrote this.
      I'm actually surprised that I didn't made more typos.

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 Před 3 lety +9

      It isn't a gun, though.

  • @ethansantiago155
    @ethansantiago155 Před 4 lety +12541

    "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
    Protest in a nutshell

    • @tonyvu3235
      @tonyvu3235 Před 4 lety +40

      Ethan Santiago the more you know

    • @crudecube
      @crudecube Před 4 lety +154

      How the fuck do you make such a joke in 2 minu-...
      Ah fuck it, it's the internet

    • @theycalledrudy
      @theycalledrudy Před 4 lety +32

      I mean, he isn't wrong

    • @ethansantiago155
      @ethansantiago155 Před 4 lety +8

      @@crudecube Notifications.

    • @floridaman54
      @floridaman54 Před 4 lety +69

      Tell that to the Chinese

  • @hello2judas807
    @hello2judas807 Před rokem +4

    It’s amazing that we actually managed to harass him into making another video

  • @TehRealMattyA
    @TehRealMattyA Před 6 měsíci +2

    i accidentally clicked on the worst animal skeletons vid at 0:21, so it sounded as if he said "if i've learned anything from the last month, it's that penguins have knees"

  • @melkmelo8448
    @melkmelo8448 Před 3 lety +6517

    "Aw, how heart-burning"

  • @I_got_here
    @I_got_here Před 3 lety +5368

    Yo the gun mouce trap is the most american thing i've ever heard of

  • @thepylonperspective
    @thepylonperspective Před 2 lety +2

    The stories and art style feel like a drunk man describing his million dollar invention at the pub…

  • @grumpymonkeyenterprises6413

    All the light of the moon and all the vision damage of the sun, talk about a win win. 😂

  • @myleschassereau6743
    @myleschassereau6743 Před 3 lety +35018

    Apparently we can’t harass him into coming back.

  • @spookem6610
    @spookem6610 Před 4 lety +2037

    “Mmm, Big Ears!”
    - Wise man probably

  • @maxhax-xb7ue
    @maxhax-xb7ue Před 2 lety +2

    I always thought your videos were stupid but I never watched them. Damn you are actually funny af dude. And now I love your videos.great work!

  • @butterconq182
    @butterconq182 Před 4 lety +1754

    Sam: Why have a few Cheese Its when you can have one Cheese THEM
    Stalin in hell: I'll drink to that bro

    • @Terra_Incognita115
      @Terra_Incognita115 Před 4 lety +51

      >Implying that Stalin is in Hell

    • @alexxxjk7809
      @alexxxjk7809 Před 4 lety +33

      @DoubleFailMech
      >Implying there is more than one Stalin

    • @GHOSTOFONYX10
      @GHOSTOFONYX10 Před 4 lety +20

      @@Terra_Incognita115 Did I miss the memo when the bible changed mass murder to not be a sin?

    • @jodim5384
      @jodim5384 Před 4 lety +25

      >implying that a man responsible for the deaths of millions deserves to be punished for eternity

    • @Oddity2994
      @Oddity2994 Před 4 lety +23

      *we'll drink to that

  • @feffermickel
    @feffermickel Před 4 lety +228

    “Mmm, big ears”
    I don’t know why but that shit made me heavy nose exhale for a solid 10 seconds

    • @dragonias6725
      @dragonias6725 Před 4 lety +2

      This comment made me laugh harder than I would like it to be

  • @BoopSnoot
    @BoopSnoot Před 2 lety +3

    4:40 This caused no property damage, as it fired a blank round. The pressure from the blank was enough to kill a mouse or rat up close, and you were alerted by the bang to reload it. The blank wouldn't kill a human or damage the floor though, so it wasn't all that dangerous.

  • @hullinstruments
    @hullinstruments Před 2 lety

    3:55 that “my God“ gets me every time!!!😂😂😂 and for some reason is one of the funniest phrases on all of CZcams

  • @ironidol
    @ironidol Před 3 lety +2524

    The way he pronounced "Krummlauf" made it sound more Russian than German, but it still made me go "MEIN GOTT!"

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 Před 4 lety +1313

    “Why have many Cheez-itz when you can have one Cheez-them”
    *KeLLoGG wANtS To KnOW YoUR loCaTIoN*

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt Před 4 lety +3

      Many cheez-itz*

    • @trod146
      @trod146 Před 4 lety

      Shut up

    • @eswa8049
      @eswa8049 Před 4 lety +8

      Cheez-its? Do you mean Cheez-Ours

    • @FA-yi1vt
      @FA-yi1vt Před 4 lety +3

      Eswa *USSR anthem plays in background*

    • @jlamb6919
      @jlamb6919 Před 4 lety

      How's the kids

  • @adrianabarria6538
    @adrianabarria6538 Před 2 lety +1

    On my montly re-binging of Sam's videos, I noticed here at the end that the logo of "curiosity stream" looks very much like that double cigarrete sharing device shown just before the sponsored spot, and I won't be able to unsee it now.

  • @bonkaddicct8620
    @bonkaddicct8620 Před rokem +1

    Another thing the Beauty Micrometer is good for, is making your Dark Souls character look precisely like you.

  • @penis_theif
    @penis_theif Před 4 lety +409

    WWI, 9/10: Cool Bayonet charges and funny looking Tanks and Guns.
    WWII, 6/10: Overrated and France fell early for some reason.

    • @penis_theif
      @penis_theif Před 4 lety +9

      Dont think about a France Surrender Meme you cucc

    • @saulgoodcat
      @saulgoodcat Před 4 lety +7

      I don't know. WW1 was cool but artillery was over used in my opinion. And in WW2 France made a new account called "The French Resistance" which had pretty cool strategies against the Germans

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony Před 4 lety +8

      Also the war dragging out in the pacific for like 4 months after Germany surrendered left me hanging for too long and dropping two really powerful bombs on two barely relevant cities instead of Tokyo & Kyoto really felt anticlimactic.

    • @1PageAtATime
      @1PageAtATime Před 4 lety +7

      Anyone trying to invade Russia: I don’t see any Russians just snow
      The snow:starts talking
      Why do I hear boss music?

    • @batmangovno
      @batmangovno Před 4 lety +5

      I disagree, the starvation during the Siege of Stalingrad was pretty sick imo. Should bring the score a couple points.

  • @nateblake6688
    @nateblake6688 Před 4 lety +1160

    Teacher: what’s so funny?
    Me: nothing
    My head: BiG EaRs

    • @harper8842
      @harper8842 Před 4 lety +48

      hRm biG eArs

    • @woodfur00
      @woodfur00 Před 4 lety +12

      Hrm bigge eers,.

    • @nathanbray8145
      @nathanbray8145 Před 4 lety +8

      *giggles* mum: what so funny? me: nothin’. head:Hrm, BIg eArs

    • @Linguineo
      @Linguineo Před 4 lety +7

      I find "Before grandma starts drooping again" the exact amount laughter inducingness

    • @IdiotToonz
      @IdiotToonz Před 4 lety +1

      @@Linguineo "horse dropkicking a grandma"

  • @paj5529
    @paj5529 Před 28 dny +2

    "Beauty Micrometer" yeah sorry sam no fooling me here thats clearly a Skullcrusher

  • @isabellaangeline2175
    @isabellaangeline2175 Před 2 lety +1

    For some reason every single time he says, “hey kids” I expect him to follow it up with, “do you like violence?” “Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?”

  • @mikeymccafferty5339
    @mikeymccafferty5339 Před 3 lety +1223

    "This machine is recorded at having a maximum output of 2-4 horsepower which... sounds about right" just kills me

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp Před 8 měsíci +15

      Fun fact 1 horse has a maximum power output of 15hp so this machine is actually super slowe

  • @emiliano6645
    @emiliano6645 Před 4 lety +1747

    I just love how Sam descends deeper into insanity with every single video

  • @hugonope2787
    @hugonope2787 Před měsícem

    That ending device where two people can share one cigarette would be a great party game. Put a blunt in, and find out who has the more powerful lungs

  • @reaganclark6343
    @reaganclark6343 Před 2 lety

    i just re-found this guys channel and forgot how great it was, time to binge an ungodly amount

  • @Alizudo
    @Alizudo Před 4 lety +1465

    4:25
    "Say, you ever look at regular mouse traps and go:
    *Hm. Not enough property damage."*

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 Před 4 lety +6

      The intervention of the udder man on screen

    • @vivekpanchagnula815
      @vivekpanchagnula815 Před 4 lety +27

      I'd understand why you made the comment if you at least put some sort of response. An emoji or an acronym, something at all. You're literally repeating what he said. Literally nothing is added. In fact, text loses the tone and all that so this is even worse.

    • @colossal4962
      @colossal4962 Před 4 lety +17

      He made text bold

    • @anthill1303
      @anthill1303 Před 4 lety +5

      Blarkey the amount of sarcasm you put into one sentence is just beautiful

    • @evanbright6105
      @evanbright6105 Před 4 lety +5

      Cockroach claymore

  • @chickennugsoil4421
    @chickennugsoil4421 Před 4 lety +547

    He’s genuinely one of the few underrated af but funny af utubers I know

  • @GeneralNickles
    @GeneralNickles Před rokem +1

    "aw, how heart burning."
    fucking genius, dude! best line I've heard in a while.

  • @chrll
    @chrll Před 2 lety +44

    Man, I miss Sam... I wonder how could we get him back, and convince him to make more videos?
    "With enough harassment you can achieve anything"
    Uh!...

    • @drixotin5962
      @drixotin5962 Před rokem

      He's BACK

    • @chrll
      @chrll Před rokem

      @@drixotin5962 oh yes, I did noticed like 40 minutes after he posted, and yet it felt like I took too long to notice it!
      Best part is that extreme harassment wasn't required!

  • @scyra9997
    @scyra9997 Před 4 lety +329

    Just ordered the merch! Can't wait to get bullied at school for wearing it.

  • @ActuallyLinden
    @ActuallyLinden Před 4 lety +3756

    “The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war”
    This. This is why I’ve been subscribed since 20K.

  • @legitspaghettinoodle5589
    @legitspaghettinoodle5589 Před 2 lety +17

    Sam is the most Chaotic good person ive ever watched

  • @kiyopawn
    @kiyopawn Před 8 měsíci +1

    0:24 I actually occasionally worr a Forever Alone shirt in middle school, and people definitely loved it when I wore it. If I wore it now, people would cringe til they implode but hey, It worked for the time.

  • @ginodicarlo5006
    @ginodicarlo5006 Před 4 lety +528

    "Mmm, big ears"
    I don't know why but that shit made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes