Obscure Obsolete Inventions
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Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Let this be a lesson kids, with enough harassment you can achieve anything"
-people who harassed the entire sonic the hedgehog movie crew
Seems accurate enough.
Orange Orange sadly accurate.
to be fair
they fucking deserved it
Nobody questioning that pfp haha
You pfp is cursed
Why did I lose my absolute shit when the guy on the mountain just said, "Hmm, big ears."
I already lost my shit when he turned on the arc light and saw his face fried by radiation
I lost my shit when i read your comment
2:34
Chris Dichmann as of now you have 666 likes...you’re a demon of humor ig now
Did you find your shit after
Funny thing about that “baby cage” thing is my grandma actually had pictures of her 2 neighbors that had them and were using them!! It was one of the craziest things I’ve seen. She took pictures because she knew that was an insane idea and that it would quickly FALL OUT of style (pun definitely intended) and she wanted to have pictures so people including her family members would believe her.
Honestly, makes you wonder what modern thing would be like that
Rock a bye baby, on the treetop
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
And down will come baby, cradle and all
Apparently people have been used to losing babies to fall damage since the beginning of time, and actually caring about them is a modern invention. Which does make sense, given that effective birth control is also a modern invention...
@@EdKolis Caring about them isn't a modern invention. Them reliably surviving past infancy is.
@@thewanderingmistnull2451 I thought people back then used not caring as a defense against infant mortality.
where are these pictures?? I know you can find promo images but seeing people actually using them must be such a trip
“Mm.. big ears” had me absolutely dying for a good 5 minutes, starting laugh-crying. Idk if it’s me being tired or your tone genuinely being hilarious. But that was gold.
it lives in my mind rent free
i quote it like how tom segura quotes BIKES
"Yo, you got a lighter?"
"No, but I can get my cigarette sharer!"
Aw, so heartburning.
@@vykx88 that's not correct...
Is that you E? From DCenter?
But do you have a cigarette umbrella?
@@ratbat1072 Someone does, surely. Here's an old pic of it that you probably saw already: weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cigarette-umbrella.jpg
“Horse to be beckoned.”
“Force to be reckoned.”
This has no right being so clever.
Indeed
Big Dog congrats on 1K likes
Ah but it does
For it is Sam
JakeDaPuttyTat Yt he only has five subs
oh yeah, it rhymes. how clever
I’ve been to one of Austin’s moonlight towers while it was on, it was one of the best examples of the inverse square law I’ve ever seen, the ground was lit about as well as if I had used my phone’s flashlight, but the actual lights were so bright it was like staring into the sun
I had a brainstorm about the inverse square law a while ago... I do a lot of maintenance work in warehouses, and I noticed that no matter how bright the lights are inside I always need a penlight to see what I'm doing inside the machines I'm working on because of how high the ceiling is. I also noticed that this is never a problem when I'm working on the same machines outside on a sunny day even though the sun is so incredibly far away and the same law applies. It just dawned on me (no pun intended) how insanely massive the sun is and I was paralyzed with awe for a good few minutes.
Yep, the big central Texas cities just like em ig
@@spugintrntl Not only the size, people also underestimate how damn bright sunlight is, it's many times brighter than any consumer or even commercial use light bulb.
@@spugintrntl Nothing can beat massive, massive amounts of nuclear fusion 😁
@@spugintrntlfun fact, you just described exactly how and why we can always “just tell” when hollywoo is filming in real or fake sunlight. Sunlight is mathematically near parallel for us on earth and acts very differently than artificial light.
Sunlight doesn’t change the scale of shadows, which is something most people never notice but you “feel” it when you see fake sunlight.
Try it yourself, go outside and hold out your hand and look at the shadow and slowly move your hand to the ground and it should be the same size, just a bit sharper… do it again indoors or with a lamp and your shadow will grow and shrink. It’s a cool effect most people never even notice. It’s why that cool effect happens in certain places where nothing has a shadow. Because your shadow points perfectly down and is the exact same size as you are so it appears as though you don’t have one, pretty trippy!
The revolver mouse trap would actually work if you used blank rounds, they'd send a concussive blast into the mouse enough to kill it but it wouldn't put holes in your floor
it would also be a gunshot going off in the house in the middle of the night
So business as usual in chicago. @@bbb-dk7pz
*Al Bundy smile with eyes still closed*
@@bbb-dk7pzah what’s one more gunshot in the hundreds happening at night. And besides real mousetraps don’t always work. Some mice are smart enough to disarm them
@@ultimaterecoil1136what if you live in a rural area with different horrible sounds?
_“With enough harassment you can get anything!”_
I mean, I didn’t ask for a restraining order but it is something I suppose.
i thought those were merely suggestions.
This explains slavery.
Damn. A funny youtube comment... Haven't seen those in a while
666 likes
“With enough harassment you can achieve anything”
- Sam O'Nella 2019
That statement is unfortunately true...
Would this apply to EA games?
T. Dee which is why they suck
the squeaky joint gets the oil
T. Dee maybe we’re not harassing enough
I really like that you put the sponsor at the end of the video. It's incredibly viewer friendly and I wish more people respected their viewers in this way.
Athefumen
shut kid
Yeah
im pretty sure sponsors pay more to have the ad closer to the start of the video, i recommend just getting the sponsorblock browser extention if you can
Sponsors aren't dumb, they only allow their segments at the end of the video if they KNOW the creator's fan base is loyal enough to watch til the end. Any other scenario means you get the video interrupted midway or something
I mean, it's cool that acoustic ears work without power. I can legit see a benefit to keeping them around. Plus it is a giant block of concrete; not like it'll be going anywhere anytime soon.
Throw in some plants & you have... sound garden
Strictly speaking, they did have electronic components. That single point that they're designed to concentrate sound towards actually had a microphone wired to a central listening post so they didn't need to have someone sitting in a giant sideways concrete bowl all day and night to get any use out of them.
@@Great_Olaf5 I didn't know that; makes sense. I guess It'd work either way, but having a recording device would make things easier.
@@sonofcrystalpepsi1426 Not so much for recording, though I suppose that would have been possible. More a live feed.
"That's like a McDonald's run every four months."
.....Honestly, that's the best price downplay I've heard out of any youtube channel selling subscriptions
Because he knows what he's doing. He's a literal genius. He's got simple art with smart facts and jokes strewn in to good content. And then he's able to slide his sponsor in there. He is the peak of CZcams. But then again. Check out this JPEG
@@aresxprodigy1739 yeah it's amazing how much I've learned from him while also fucking dying at his jokes. He really is great at this
birds of prey trailer
You're probably the first person I've ever heard of being threatened to make a merch.
The power of your subscribers really is something.
DavionX13 found the shill account
@@2legittoquit found the competitor's shill account
@@ballsligmer5572 Found the competitior of competitor's shill account
@@sib113 found the competitor of competitor of competitor's shill account.
We have to kidnap his family just so he makes videos. Not surprised that he has to be threatened to sell merch.
00:07 - "With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
That aged like *fine* wine
"Why drink many glasses of milk when you can eat one udder?"
Sam's drawings have become increasingly more disturbing...
*I like it*
9/10 video
BeetleBubz he’s innovating
Person with makeup looks like the ayuwoki
i say not disturbing enough
That's because he signed up for *Skillshare*
I think “Eye of the B. Holder” is my favorite joke ever so far
Same
les go
Are our pfp twins
@@ratman9292 guess you could call us lost kins
Lol
Franklin Roosevelt, when asked why he used a cigarette holder, purportedly replied "My doctor wants me to stay as far away from smoking as possible."
I’m far superior to many shrimp
Dis you make a whole new account for this?
But not 8,622 other lobsters, apparently
Using a 'McDonalds run' as a unit of measurement for money is the scariest, yet most relatable thing I've heard all year.
The big mac is used to gague the worth of money, which is useful for tracking inflation.
when does he say that
@@expertoflizardcorrugation3967 Well, if you're gonna choose a company based on their ability to do regional pricing, McDonald's is a pretty solid choice. I bet their internal analytics is nuts.
As a massive internationap franchise its a pretty consistant measuring stick too
@@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN dont be jealous of the big mac
A wise man once told me "hmm. Big ears."
@Mauro Molinero i cannot physically describe how unfunny this was
@Mauro Molinero what a coincidence, no one asked for your comment
@@kat_stuff you know it's funny, you thinking that you'll roast somebody over CZcams comment section. That's my favorite part
@@StealthLemon420 bro right back at you
@Mauro Molinero Yeah that was no definitely not funny
Sam O'Nella's Videos have infinite replayability
One thing that makes the revolver mouse trap a bit more practical is that they are intended to be used with rat shot which wouldn't have nearly as many safety issues as a normal round.
"Honey. The Cage fell off again."
"At least timmy was not in there right?"
"Uhhhh, let's say we have RAGU now for free."
Prego today...
*ragu tomorrow*
lmao
I forgot what Ragu os...
Watch the video on obscure units of measurement.
dry
It's like his drawings are getting more and more realistic yet more simplistic at the same time. How does that even work?
Sex
Sex
Sex
Sex
seven
Sam: "With enough harassment you can achieve anything."
Me: Please please please come back!
"aw, how heartburning!"
-sam o'nella
" *With* *enough* *harrasment* *you* *can* *acheive* *anything* "
It sure worked for me
"Talk about a win-win"
Looks like we've been Cosby'd
Ugh.
Thanks Bill Cosby
WAIT
“Alienating baby boomers” Sam was the ok boomer train before it even left the station
ye
normies dont even know where the boomer meme came from
@@mrwtfwhy tbh
mrwtfwhy Honestly bro
It had been a thing on 4chan and Ifunny for around a year. It was when Twittee and Tumblr found out about it, when it was ruined.
Apparently we can harass him into coming back after 2 years.
1:36 is easily my favorite clip of Sam O’nella especially out of context
I like how he refers to his unsettling depictions of historical figures as “my characters”
Sam is basically God, so it makes sense.
@@CompletelyNormalHuman makes sense god left us awhile ago so why shouldn’t Sam
@@comrade8185 ohhh burn
What else would he call them.
@@comrade8185 L
I can’t wear a T-shirt that says “hey kids” even if it has your face on
It doesn't say hey kids
You should wear one with your face on it.
Hmmmm, big ears
the lions all u had to do was click a link, smh.
*Especially if it has his face on it
3:21 school gym floors be like:
Dude, I remember watching him when I was 5 or something, just barely found him again after all these years of searching.
*finds out he left the channel:*
“Hey, you know what’s more important than oxygen? Nicotine.”
That made me laugh so hard
Edit: Wow I’ve never had this many likes before thanks
Cant have nicotine without oxygen
;)
I really hope im right
Its all true
@TeamHansen19
I mean cause it comes from plants
...right?
I would give anything to hear “hey kids” one more time.
I would actually give a kidney. I miss him so much
What happened to him? He is active in reddit afaik
@@bls7879 he’s in his final year of uni he’s talked about it on Twitter
I will give him my parents
Washiul Alam Shohan
what’s his Reddit?
I’m tryna take a shit watching this but I keep laughing and it keeps going back up
The Krummlauf actually saw use in early StuG tanks which didn’t have any hull-mounted machine guns. The bent barrel allowed for a greater arc of fire when sticking the gun out a gun port, and the shattered bullets were still deadly enough to kill infantry at close range. It was even slightly advantageous since the shooter didn’t have to aim through the tight gun port, they could just spray away.
The revolver mousetrap wasn't actually meant to trap mice. It was meant to be a booby trap but was illegal to patent lethal booby traps, so they found a loophole and patented it as a mouse trap.
Much like it's illegal to sell untested synthetic amphetamines but it is legal to sell them as "bath salts".
"Legal"
The drug known as bath salts is illegal any which way. Actual bath salts like epsom salt aren't the same thing.
... 'Bath salts' isn't a street name for a particular drug, like 'dope' or 'molly', it's just a term that references a fairly wide range of synthetic research chemicals with a similar mechanism of action, in order to communicate what they are and legally sell them while creating a market. There are tonnes of online research chem developers and vendors, the drugs usually exist in a kind of legal grey area where they're not illegal yet but not caught under any existing legislation explicitly banning them, but they can't be sold as 'psychoactive drug', that comes under FDA control and they wouldn't be able to sell. So they label it as something that isn't controlled and say it's 'not for human consumption' to get around that. Vendors also call certain groups of compounds things like 'plant food' or 'pet shampoo' or 'incense' etc. Usually law enforcement get wind of the specific drugs fairly quickly and move to ban them as soon as they're aware of them, which just means there's an arms race between LE and developers as they make new compounds that aren't technically illegal yet to replace the now-banned ones. So the specific drug that was initially referred to as 'bath salts' was probably many many different drugs, most of which would be banned now and replaced with new ones also sold, euphemistically, as 'vath salts'. Like, how do you not know that man lol
Where does one buy these legal bath salts, then? What brand, in what store?
Fsilone There are hundreds of 'brands'. Online vendors, from Silk Road type deepweb sites, usually a random RC vendor you find online by googling 'legal highs' 'buy legal highs [your country]' etc, or through word of mouth from users on sites like bluelight and drugsforums etc, sometimes even on ebay and stuff depending what you're looking for and what it's current legal status is. These are _drugs__ dude they don't have trademarked brand names and licensed dispensaries, the point is to avoid the laws and regulations in place, obviously there's not going to be like an 'official bath salts store, which wouldn't make sense anyway because as already established, 'bath salts' is a euphemism to get past the need for FDA approval and doesn't refer to any one specific drug and especially not a specific vendor
Grandpa what war did you fight in again?
Grandpa: The not as great but still pretty alright war.
The one where we weren't one of the bad guys.
GummyDummy 200 like uwu
Technically he'd have to be over 200 years old.
TRITZ005 I think you over estimate how long ago as2 was
Carewolf what?
Idk how long I’ve been subbed to Sam for but for the fast 4 hours I’ve been binge watching every single video he’s uploaded, and I’m not stopping until I watch them all!!!!!!!!
2:29 I don't know how many times I've seen all his videos but I just now noticed that the people climbing the mountain are from other videos he made
Guys, don't worry; Sam's just working on getting his patent for the Cheez-them.
Dude yes
@Mr. Monitor Y e s
@Mr. Monitor e x t r e m l y y e s
@Mr. Monitor w i t h o u t a d o u b t y e s
@@redstonecat1232 Y e s o n m y l I f e
So everyone’s talking about the inventions, but that intro to the moonlight tower tho.
“Why drink many glasses of milk if you could EAT ONE UDDER”
We just call them moon towers in Austin
Rules of souls game:
1. don't pass mirrows in dark
2. Dont leave doors open during night
3. If you know all 3 rules you participate
Sorry guys I just saw some old gay ass creepypasta. Im paranoid. Sorry
@@clawspider6305 "Dont leave doors open during night"
I've been doing this for years o_o spoopy
@@clawspider6305 i thought it was some fucking thing about dark souls.
I don't drink milk and eat udders! Like really, barbecued udders are so good!
His “falling out of style” drawing killed me
Fun fact: The krummlauf was used to defend tanks from close by enemy troops while still being inside the tank. It didn't even matter that the rounds exploded because that basically turned the gun into a semi or fully automatic shotgun which was even more effective.
2:35 The way he says "big ears" is just so funny and I don't even know why
Its currently 2am for me and I'm in tears from laughing so hard at it
I mean it's sam.
@@sadcat747 Fair enough
Maybe because it sounds like he's having an orgasm while saying it
@@brycehale7597 Don't make me look that up on r34
At 3:54 when he said "my God" in german I just couldn't stop laughing for some reason
i rewatch this video just for that part😂😂😂
I'm German and I'm wheezing 😂 his pronunciation was really good though
Chruhmlauf
MEIN GOTT
M E I N G O T T
A hollowed out pickle, full of lucky charms? Keep that dillwhole, stuff it full of cereal milk, shove a stick up in there, and freeze it.
Voila! A tasty treat that's guaranteed to get you removed from public places! Perfect for the beach, grandma's funeral, wherever
I was almost in tears when he did the mouse trap with the pistol. His writing is genius
Tom and Jerry: exists
Germans: *MEIN GOTT*
Sure that's exactly how we are 🤗
@@voldemortsnose9398 wei denn auch sonst :)
@@sleydax7563 ich hasse diese Klichees uff 😑
@@voldemortsnose9398 dammmm guys stop speaking nazi
@@sleydax7563 you too
"And they said "M E I N G O T T""
3:57
Ich bin auch deutscher
@@bruhman5237 juckt niemanden luuuul
3:58
Love it xD
"The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war"
Quite a name for the most deadly and destructive war in human history.
I love how he just put the kruumlauf on his old ak drawing instead of, i dunno, *an StG-44*
you know what’s more important than oxygen?
*nicotine.*
JamezzGamezzz highschoolers with juuls b like
I, as a Nico, can confirm this!
What’s more important than nicotine??? Amphetamines
Perfect
CBD
Sam getting better at animation legit scares me
Let’s hope he continues
That one guy I want unrecognizable scribbles dear Sir, thank you kindly.
Me too
real Donald Trump Fan wow trumpet man is that you??
3:03
Lol "animation"
Sam Onella, one of the greatest providers on You Tube! Thank you so much.
I like that "Krummlauf" literally 1:1 translates to "bent barrel"
The master returns, only to disappear again for another 35 years. BLESS ME
God bless you brutha
bless you
fuck you
Like Sam says, with great harassment...
How can you be this stupid he has a consistently uploads at the beginning of each month how can you miss that?
“With enough harassment, you can get anything done”
*He predicted the sonic movie*
They had it coming
True
I desperately want to like your comment but it's on 69
I apologize on the late awarding....but that comment is SEVERLY underappreciated so without further ado: You sir have won the interwebz for a week! Congratulations, please do not spend all the awesomeness in one place.
I think it's less prediction, and more causation. He taught the public how to manipulate others, and the public had used that skill for the greater good.
The revolver mousetrap had me on the floor laughing 😂
MURICA BABYYY
i like your videos! thank you for doing these!
fun fact: there is actually a modern gun that works like the weird gun that shoots around corners and stuff, but the modern equivalent fixed the problem by not bending the barrel, and instead just being a selfie stick in gun form
Yeah, its a glock on a hinge pretty much
The Krummlauf actually worked. The bullets didn't even shrapnel. You could put this thing on a MG43 and it wouldn't melt under the heat of World war II's superior machine gun.
Do you mean the 42?
@@orbiter277 Yes. Thank you. I was on low sleep when I wrote this.
I'm actually surprised that I didn't made more typos.
It isn't a gun, though.
"With enough harrassment, you can achieve anything"
Protest in a nutshell
Ethan Santiago the more you know
How the fuck do you make such a joke in 2 minu-...
Ah fuck it, it's the internet
I mean, he isn't wrong
@@crudecube Notifications.
Tell that to the Chinese
It’s amazing that we actually managed to harass him into making another video
☭ moment
i accidentally clicked on the worst animal skeletons vid at 0:21, so it sounded as if he said "if i've learned anything from the last month, it's that penguins have knees"
"Aw, how heart-burning"
lol
101
@@uranus9349 you're not funny at all
8562
Bruh
Yo the gun mouce trap is the most american thing i've ever heard of
as an american i can confirm
Same
Need more dakka
I heard its pretty similar to the way the mafia deal with rats
mouce
The stories and art style feel like a drunk man describing his million dollar invention at the pub…
All the light of the moon and all the vision damage of the sun, talk about a win win. 😂
Apparently we can’t harass him into coming back.
Try harder
ßcreaming ßiren666 fuck let’s do it
a yeti making yellow snow that’s what she said
ßcreaming ßiren666 that’s what she said again
Sako that’s what she said... yet again
“Mmm, Big Ears!”
- Wise man probably
1k likes, but literally no replies.
There are 2 now
@Cadmar
*_3_*
Blubasnurk 4
Ocean man
Now it’s six
I always thought your videos were stupid but I never watched them. Damn you are actually funny af dude. And now I love your videos.great work!
Sam: Why have a few Cheese Its when you can have one Cheese THEM
Stalin in hell: I'll drink to that bro
>Implying that Stalin is in Hell
@DoubleFailMech
>Implying there is more than one Stalin
@@Terra_Incognita115 Did I miss the memo when the bible changed mass murder to not be a sin?
>implying that a man responsible for the deaths of millions deserves to be punished for eternity
*we'll drink to that
“Mmm, big ears”
I don’t know why but that shit made me heavy nose exhale for a solid 10 seconds
This comment made me laugh harder than I would like it to be
4:40 This caused no property damage, as it fired a blank round. The pressure from the blank was enough to kill a mouse or rat up close, and you were alerted by the bang to reload it. The blank wouldn't kill a human or damage the floor though, so it wasn't all that dangerous.
Ratical
3:55 that “my God“ gets me every time!!!😂😂😂 and for some reason is one of the funniest phrases on all of CZcams
The way he pronounced "Krummlauf" made it sound more Russian than German, but it still made me go "MEIN GOTT!"
Hümlaaoof 3:45
хумлаоф
Rummlauf
würd mich nicht wundern wenn hitler die scheiße wirklich von tom und jerry hatte
@@GreedyOrange adolfus
“Why have many Cheez-itz when you can have one Cheez-them”
*KeLLoGG wANtS To KnOW YoUR loCaTIoN*
Many cheez-itz*
Shut up
Cheez-its? Do you mean Cheez-Ours
Eswa *USSR anthem plays in background*
How's the kids
On my montly re-binging of Sam's videos, I noticed here at the end that the logo of "curiosity stream" looks very much like that double cigarrete sharing device shown just before the sponsored spot, and I won't be able to unsee it now.
Another thing the Beauty Micrometer is good for, is making your Dark Souls character look precisely like you.
WWI, 9/10: Cool Bayonet charges and funny looking Tanks and Guns.
WWII, 6/10: Overrated and France fell early for some reason.
Dont think about a France Surrender Meme you cucc
I don't know. WW1 was cool but artillery was over used in my opinion. And in WW2 France made a new account called "The French Resistance" which had pretty cool strategies against the Germans
Also the war dragging out in the pacific for like 4 months after Germany surrendered left me hanging for too long and dropping two really powerful bombs on two barely relevant cities instead of Tokyo & Kyoto really felt anticlimactic.
Anyone trying to invade Russia: I don’t see any Russians just snow
The snow:starts talking
Why do I hear boss music?
I disagree, the starvation during the Siege of Stalingrad was pretty sick imo. Should bring the score a couple points.
Teacher: what’s so funny?
Me: nothing
My head: BiG EaRs
hRm biG eArs
Hrm bigge eers,.
*giggles* mum: what so funny? me: nothin’. head:Hrm, BIg eArs
I find "Before grandma starts drooping again" the exact amount laughter inducingness
@@Linguineo "horse dropkicking a grandma"
"Beauty Micrometer" yeah sorry sam no fooling me here thats clearly a Skullcrusher
For some reason every single time he says, “hey kids” I expect him to follow it up with, “do you like violence?” “Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?”
"This machine is recorded at having a maximum output of 2-4 horsepower which... sounds about right" just kills me
Fun fact 1 horse has a maximum power output of 15hp so this machine is actually super slowe
I just love how Sam descends deeper into insanity with every single video
This is Sanity
Samity
EL Hermano del Tornado Valdivia it’s a journey we are all watching him go through
That ending device where two people can share one cigarette would be a great party game. Put a blunt in, and find out who has the more powerful lungs
i just re-found this guys channel and forgot how great it was, time to binge an ungodly amount
4:25
"Say, you ever look at regular mouse traps and go:
*Hm. Not enough property damage."*
The intervention of the udder man on screen
I'd understand why you made the comment if you at least put some sort of response. An emoji or an acronym, something at all. You're literally repeating what he said. Literally nothing is added. In fact, text loses the tone and all that so this is even worse.
He made text bold
Blarkey the amount of sarcasm you put into one sentence is just beautiful
Cockroach claymore
He’s genuinely one of the few underrated af but funny af utubers I know
You're god damn right
>Underrated
>1.4 Million subscribers
@@duckoofwisdom6696 he deserves 10 million though
I love uber and tube
Same comments every video 😂
"aw, how heart burning."
fucking genius, dude! best line I've heard in a while.
Man, I miss Sam... I wonder how could we get him back, and convince him to make more videos?
"With enough harassment you can achieve anything"
Uh!...
He's BACK
@@drixotin5962 oh yes, I did noticed like 40 minutes after he posted, and yet it felt like I took too long to notice it!
Best part is that extreme harassment wasn't required!
Just ordered the merch! Can't wait to get bullied at school for wearing it.
*HA'S U'S SUX'S*
Ik but I still want it
Hey kid
@@f4andrew7
CZcams : [ smacks lips ] im sorry sir but thats not aloud, your channel is now gone for not being original, and for profanity, and lastly, violence
I will protect you
“The not-as-great-but-still-pretty-alright war”
This. This is why I’ve been subscribed since 20K.
But this came out at over 1 mil
Gunner Hamilton bruh
Gunner Hamilton bruh
Gunner Hamilton bruh
@@thehuckleberry8349 bruh
Sam is the most Chaotic good person ive ever watched
0:24 I actually occasionally worr a Forever Alone shirt in middle school, and people definitely loved it when I wore it. If I wore it now, people would cringe til they implode but hey, It worked for the time.
"Mmm, big ears"
I don't know why but that shit made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes