The Wild World of Inuit Folklore
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Pregnant woman gets bumped into and stumbles backwards
"oh no... uh oh *UH OH* "
I love this
*STINKY*
Baby: *moonwalk time*
Explain to me how this has 1.1k likes and 5 comments at the time of writing this
1.8k and 6 comments(excluding mines) at the moment of writing this(which is the 00:29 minute of the hour)(I don’t wanna reveal my time zone)
Inuit father: "This is *obviously* not my baby!"
Inuit mother: "Calm down, Tuktuk. I drank from a soup bowl, okay?! Sorry 'bout that."
I laughed so much from your comment, thanks.
@Christian D Nikola Tesla
lol
@@AlexTheDoggoMaster It's the other way around, my lady. A car was named after him. 🤣
Goldseal r/woooosh
Irish folklore is insane too. Some of our favourites are "The man who dies if he gets off a horse", "the four children who become swans and then die", "the child who kills a dog and then becomes the new dog for the owner", "the man who pretends to be a giant's baby to scare a real giant", and "the man who gained infinite knowledge because he burned his finger on a salmon". The horse guy is the salmon guy's son. The salmon guy is the same guy as the baby guy.
And the "men get period pains because they forced a pregnant woman to run a marathon"
And how dog kid became a legendary warrior that threw a spear made of sea monster bone with his feet
dont forget that the salmon guy is literally named "mac cool" i think anyway. different spelling though
E
@@seandunbar7364 finn mccumhail
"Ah yes that's why the Sun doesn't have tits."
LMAO
😔👌
But then why doesn't the moon have a dick?
Well I’d be fucking blind as a bat by now
Sam O’Nella doing his monthly “I’m still alive” check ups
@@huzaffaqazi1480 Nah mate, he best stay dead
Monthly?!? He regularly goes dark for many many moons at a time 🙄
@@AFishBicycle at least 10,000 years
*yearly
Nah, his subreddit went through a phase where they made hentai of Sam, so no fingy foods for 3 moons.
For the whole “don’t make fun of people’s facial features” myth, if I was a pregnant lady, I would exploit the shit out of it! Just make fun of the handsome people’s faces, so your kid pops out the womb a chad.
You r a genius
Ok but what if you make fun of a handsome man’s face but your baby is a girl. Now you have a girl with the face of an extremely handsome man
Atheist Jesus then make fun of both genders
@@mistermoon9305 Well now you have a have man half girl chimera, well done
Atheist Jesus it would be like those characters in anime where fans can’t tell if they are a boy or girl
As an inuk I love the quote (Inuit is plural) "the paranoid levels of fear required to survive in such a hostel environment"
as a fellow inuk, same
Shame he didn't mention Kiviuq or the Tupilaqs
Another fun inuit folklore character is the ijiraq, a shapeshifter. It can become literally anything or anyone, but with red eyes. However, it's "true form" is identical to a human being, except its eyes and mouth are each rotated 90° on your face. Yeah.
Wait so like are they rotated in place so they are vertical rather than horizontal or are rotated to the sides of the face
So.... :)
Like this :)
Or this? (:
@@Sarah12471vertical and not to the side
@@depgabby ah i see
"Souls don't much care for getting eat."
I can imagine.
Talk for yourself
Hey Joe Mama who’s joe
Joseph Mother
Turnip Singularity what the hell is vore?
Turnip Singularity Why the fuck would you tell me that you have just fucking ruined my life what the fuck is that
The goofy’s trial reference, damn.
I'll fucking do it again
From the album that defined the decade
what a cultured man
Immortal Papa Franku !
Big F for him
This thread makes me quite happy
The “No more fingy foods for 3 moons!” Is my favorite part 😂
Same
“If you kill a polar bear”
That’s quite the monumental “if”.
When you’re a college student in Delaware and start to wonder if you’ve seen Sam O’Nella irl
I wish you luck on your quest
He goes to university of delaware
I wonder what he's majoring in.
Thought hes studying in Sam o Nella academy
@@vl2796 nah it's PragerU
Teacher: what is your favorite holiday
Student: oh the annual bladder fest
Bruh
What the hell is your profile picture
@Daniel Anderson that seems mean spirited.
What a fucking travesty
as an alaskan native (not inuit, but still some similar beliefs) i love this. you did well, i appreciate the spreading of this beautiful culture, mixed with your unique humour. 10/10
As a Tlingit I approve of this comment
As a Javanese I approve of this comment
As a Djaru I approve of this comment
@@The_notsoholy_one yay alaskans rise up!
as a full compache, hello northern brother.
2:54
The sheer fear in that seal’s eyes after finding a fucking forest of its family’s blown-up bladders is almost too funny to comprehend.
Pregnant lady: *drinks directly from soup bowl*
Child: *Bravo six, going dark*
Pyrite Ponderer this is a great comment
Rofl
ded the fuck does that mean
Thot Hunter 69
"Rolling On (the)
Floor Laughing"
It's stupid, though.
Lmao is way better.
Noice
Everyone talking about Thanksgiving
Sam: Inuits eat souls
oooooh i was wondering why it was the same as greys
whats your fav sabaton song?
ITS AT 666 LIKES RREE
Nobody:
Sam: and that's why the sun doesnt have tits
@@matstermati6467 They are all good but of the new ones I really like 82nd All The Way.
I’m a Greenlandic Inuit!! I’m happy to see this. Sedna is called Sassuma Arnaa in Greenlandic, meaning mother/goddess of the sea.
Ua aam
Wow! I didn't now that Greenland had a native population, I would love to learn more.
I remember learning about Sedna in school and I just absorbed it like, “oh okay her fingers are seals”
“Being naked for an hour means certain death”
Isn’t that New Jersey?
Wait then how is Danny Devito alive?
he is the trash man
As someone who lives in jersey I can confirm
I predict this will be top comment
That's Saudi Arabia
"Don't drink directly from a soup bowl or it will come out with dark skin"
"I'm not touching that one"
Damn that was so funny
Aka a future inmate amirite?
@@welderboy13 hush
@@mathusan a quick google search shows me, no, they aren't darker than african american people. They look like asian people who got a tan.
@@mathusan thats not actually the funny part at all
666 not touching that shit
“turns your whole village into a big japanese flag”
I’m an inuk and I found this funny, the stories differentiate from different parts of the arctic, but yeah, I really liked this
Are these the same or different versions of these stories you heard?
Am I the only one that thought “holy shit he’s 20?”
Afraid not. Gave 21yo. me a shock upon hearing that.
@@DavionX13 not every young caucasian sounds like a sissy.
I thought he was 28 or something
Its that's about what I'd have guessed given the combination of his humor and knowledge/vocabulary
I thought he was around 30
“Yeah well my sister turned into the sun”
...
“Thats rough buddy”
Got me with that good reference.
Time to rewatch the whole series.
Poor Yue
@@billyvillacis9975 Just to be clear this is an Avatar reference to how Sokka's girlfriend became the moon right?
Dude I love this comment.
Cygnus Hydro yes
I’m Inuit and I have the traditional woman’s tattoos on my fingers that represent the Sedna story, so whenever people ask about the tats I have to tell it. 😑 love your videos they are informative and hilarious!
cool! what do they look like?
@@memeju1ce they are double lines on all my fingers made by traditional Inuit tattoo tools, which are made by hundreds of tiny pokes.
@@fermentedpenny5264 that’s so cool! i’ve seen the way māori peoples used to do them. it looks time consuming but the designs are so beautiful
@@memeju1ce yeah, it’s a very spiritual experience, knowing I’m doing something that my ancestors did before our forced assimilation. It’s very special! 🥰
my family is inupiat, we’re kinda disconnected due to assimilation (grandma moved away from tribe after residential schools) and every time ppl are like “haha what mythology do you guys believe in” its just a careful pick and choose because of these exact stories.
So for the sun and moon part
Uh
Umm
*what happens when there’s a solar eclipse*
Sje gets tired and he is either begging for forgiveness or getting more Eskimo kisses
Can eclipses happen at the poles? It seems like if it never happened, they may never have thought of it
Eric “Only partial solar eclipses can be observed from the North and South Poles”
Intercourse
She’s been c a u g h t
Sam O'Nella: "Let a 20 year old college kid from Delaware-"
Me, a 19 year old: "...He's 20? And look at what i'm doing..."
swordsmancs Imagine being 21...
Literally Same.
Zach InTheHat imagine being 22
My thought was “he’s my age? Is he single?”
@@soaphope3398 HAHAHAHAH SAME
Sun at 4:32 In the background before it existed
"Closed minded tree dweller" is my new favorite insult.
"Ill fcking do it again" got me snorting pepsi
Bruh coke is the stuff you snort smh
I’m sorry
I prefer Fanta
@@DogsRNice does it matter? the ice cubes get stuck in your nose just as fast either way
it made me so happy !! love that video ahahah
"That's it, no more fingy foods for three moons"
Welp,'
Dumbass mocking her will be no more fingy foods for 5 moons!
Fingy foods
this part was so funny to me i have absolutely no clue why abdjfhsk
The way he says "three moons" just made me crack up.
2:55 I love how the seal is just so traumatized. It’s just like “WHAT THE HECK”
6:02 so what happens during a solar eclipse
O no
oh no
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
The next night “I’ll f-kin do it again”.
I think I died
5:00
it's a reference to Goofy's Trial by Filthy Frank
spoply seconds are some people faverite
I did. I kept watching it over and over
Syngos I think we all know that
So he's in Delaware, huh?
*hunt him down boys*
I’m from New Jersey I’ll be in Delaware in like 2 hours
4chan would have found him in less than hour
I mean, thats not that new, he post kot of dalaeere related things in his reddit account
lord Kal fake locatiin
Him and the 10 other people that live in Delaware
as an inuit man i find this accurate
I love how they just go so fast, they fly into space. Like, that's it. The whole rest of the story? All for fun
"In his defense he was standing right on the pole, so he couldn't look anywhere but south. HE COULD HAVE MOVED!"
He could have!
If he looked straight up he would have been looking North
*THAT'S IT NO MORE FINGY FOODS FOR THREE MOONS*
No more fingie foods
@@Refty straight down
Sam: *hey kids*
my brain: time for some *D O P A M I N E*
U aint right
U right
*flashbacks to the hentai wave on the subreddit*
D A N T E I can’t like this any harder
K E T A M I N E*
I thought I was going to score with a native Alaskan woman once, but, she wasn't really Inuit.
I love how he just goes “naw I ain’t touchin that one”😂
NO MORE FINGY FOODS FOR
*T H R E E M O O N S*
He could have moved!
D:
YOU MAY CONSUME THREE FINGEY FOODS
BUT NO MORE
Noooooooooouuuuuuuu
Three moons
Wings of fire
Honestly, if my baby came out wearing a placenta as a hat, i'd be the raddest mofo around
Catch me wearin a bowl on my head if I’m pregnant. 👀 My guy gon be lookin fresh👏🏻👏🏻
It's the orphan of kos all over again dammit
My child better be born with drip otherwise "Preggo today, Ragu tomorrow"
@@quinnholloway5400 lmao I was just gonna say that
That baby is dripping and not just umbilical fluid
5:12 after hearing this i would never get turn on by woman
Thanks for that sam
If he ever becomes a history teacher i envy every student that’s in his class.
“They’ve got Jesus and microwaves and shit but that’s boring”
*looks around* damn this bitch empty
Don’t steal my likeness
Garfield god
Hey he's not wrong on that one.
@@ajmekenzy2362 YEEET
"...turning your whole village into a Japanese flag by sunrise."
What an apt analogy
It takes imagination to come up with that level of analogy
@@toprak3479 True! I have a lot of imagination and people often are confused about my humor, but this is about 9001 levels higher! We're dealing with a grandmaster here!
this guy reminds me of an old camp counselor. i miss him. he was going to college to be a therapist
I’m inuk and I found it funny that he was saying “inuits” like Inuit isn’t plural already 😂 it’s like saying antennaes 😂
If you don’t mind, may I ask if inuk is a singular noun or an adjective?
@@magimerlyn9596 inuk refers to an individual. Like saying "I'm nordic, middle eastern etc". Im glad i have found a video thats linked to my culture.
@@nicolascabana-whiteley7843 thanks! I really appreciate it. Sam’s videos are usually pretty fun, I hope you enjoyed it!
I'm gonna put a bowl on my head when I'm pregnant
I believe you mean pregananant
Kylo Ren the internet troll
...oh my god
Can I do that too? I'm at least a middle aged white male
Keeeeermit! You scallywag
frog no be pregnant, tadpole
“...turns your whole village into a big Japanese flag by sunrise...”
I’m deceased.
So are they
So metal
Japan called themselfes "the sunrise empire" for a realy ling time so it only makes sense
@@greengreen110 land not empire
Lol
I usually watch these videos less than sober and it does get confusing sometimes whether a line is part of the educational stuff or one of the sickest sinister jokes I have ever heard.
Great stuff
Midway through the sun/moon story I forgot what this was even about and then you came back around with that.
"20 year old kid who's never lived outside of Delaware"
Wait was Sam O'Nella one of my previous classmates
Oddly appropriate name for the episode
Well, considering Sam O'Nella is his legal name, and he changed it to be a wordplay on Salmonella, so, unless that was before he did that, you would probably know if it was him.
Joe Biden is from Delaware lol
@@saracole7623 wait what?
@@osamabinladder9677 yeah, it's his actual name.
“Calling a caribou Inuit a copper Inuit is like calling a copper caribou a caribou caribou. Sure they but look the same from far away, but, when a thunderstorm hits, you better know which one to hide under.”
Sam, where do you come up with this shit
I love that part so much
bruh this one had me on the floor holy shit
Drugs or books
Or both
@@CallMeMimi27 Yeah probably both
both is good
This channel is just the best. I've fallen down a rabbit hole and am enjoying the hell out of it
You made my day. I´m studying this rn (I study social anthropology) and have an exam on Shamanism and the Inuit tomorrow so that was a great distraction :D
To be honest, I'm still upset about the Swiss Miss packets.
lol really though
Same
INSTANT PISS
same.
In some of the new boxes they fixed the stupid paper connector things
"...and turns your whole village into a japanese flag by sunrise"
Epic
Hey Sam! These are terrific videos buddy I just wanted you to know that I appreciate them very much. Thanks!
I literally love Inuit mythology-
I’m more of a Greek mythologist myself
@@mattw8147 too overrated but yeah 👍
I'm a inuk from Canada and the only folklore true in this video is sedna,but in this video makes it like bullshit
@@Lup_Werewolf-goddess yeah, but it’s entertaining
@@mattw8147 yeah, it's good, I didn't say I hated it-
“don’t drink directly from a soup bowl or it will come out with dark skin”
well i know what my mother did...
Jumpïng I take my women like I take my coffee.
Having their mothers drink from the soup bowl
Nope, just out of the microwave too quickly.
*SHOVE HER BACK IN.*
Bowl and bitter
No cap
fucked a black guy?
Friends: “So where do you go to school???”
Me: Its an institution called, ”Sam O‘nella Academy”
If I was rich I'd make that into an actual school
bruh why tf would your friends not know where you go to school
edit: i understand lol, you can stop replying
bucket prime Right next to the Craig thompson stadium
@@big_egg953 Online friends or, get this, some people make friends with people who don't go to their school! CRAZY!
Leagues better than Prager University
3:01 in Brazil that is acctually a cultural thing
nunca vi
@@lucassoh4905 nunca falaram que se vc zoar alguma criança com problema teu filho vai nascer igual?
"No more fingy food for three moons" 😂
5:01 mad respect for using 'goofy's trial'. mad respect.
illfuckingdoitagain
Why? Respect for what?
@@deadliestvice5356 i think he pretty much said that in the original comment, my guy
@@deadliestvice5356 look up goofys trial
Was just about to comment this. Mad respect for beating me by two years, mad respect.
On this month's episode of "Stick figure man teaches me about things I never knew I was interested in"
Featuring: lopped of titties,incest, and an all new way of avoiding black children
By month I think you mean year
The fact that Sam is from Delaware implies that i couldve seen him before and never known
Sam, I love your humor.. please come back to us more than once every several months a year..or worse! Once every three years!
"That's it, no more fingy foods for three moons!"
I'm done
Wintersword9900 haha.
My history teacher was talking about how we English people bombarded the Chinese with cannons and shit because they wouldn't accept opiates for good payment for tea. You know like a drug deal gone horribly wrong
And I heard it all in your voice. Something about civil atrocities and sam o'nella that just go together
Chinese is the plural form
Actually, from what I've learned in WH class, that's a pretty apt comparison.
@@cinnamonsunshine9653 so
as someone who is native, (all be it not an inuit native) being able to see the rituals and celebrations of the natives is fun, thanks for making this video.
Dude you are so bloody funny. I only recently discovered your channel and have been watching it solid ever since. Why CZcams hasn’t recommended it to me sooner no one will know.
Actually, the self mastectomy of the Malina and Anningan story might be a cross from another variant of a variant of the story where Anningan raped his sister while they were playing like they used to as children. Adding to this, in that variant, she blackened his face while fighting him off (a lamp for knocked over during the scuffle). Also, a lot of these stories were oral, so that might account for some of it (i.e WHY she cut off her breasts; Some versions say she ran off because she was ashamed and another says she ran off to get away from her brother, who, apparently, felt no remorse).
In one version of the Sedna myth, it says that her middle fingers 🖕 became the polar bear and, considering how vengeful she can be, it would make sense that the polar bear ("nanook") would be one of the few creatures to go after humans.
Tokuijin how do you know all this? Are you an Inuit or just searched for it out of interest?
isn’t the middle finger only an insult n the west? or like european culture
@@rugaritolager7411 , it is or can be, depending on where you're from and who you ask. In the US, it tends to mean "Fuck you.", though I think the version of the Sedna myth and the polar bear being her middle finger might have been coincidental (I don't know too much about Inuit cultures to know if the middle finger is a vulgar sign or not).
@@Miriarim , well, I do spend a lot of time to myself, so much of said time, on laptop or otherwise, is spent reading, however, I could say that amateur folkloristics (study of myth/folklore) is something of a hobby, so, yes, I searched it (or read more on it) out of interest.
Another fun fact: in several european languages, icycles are called nanook, thus making most inuits very confused as to why someone would purchase and lick polar bears
As an inuk (inuvialuit specifically and yes I know I look asian/white) from northern Canada this is pretty accurate and funny as hell! Most inuk and other arctic indigenous people here are INCREDIBLY superstitious and most of our stories are based on life lessons. We have a story about (I cant remember her name) but essentially if you're a kid playing by the water bank alone she grabs you and pulls you in to drown you. We do eat every part of the animal...I dont join in when my elders eat the eyes or tongue of something but other things I'll probs try. Also Eskimo is a racist term in my culture, it means "raw meat eater" which is a term to define my people as uncivilized and is usually avoided among my peoples as it's kind if like using the N word for a more relatable example
Edit: Spelling and Grammar
Not an Inuit but I have eaten eyes before & they're actually pretty good, they're kinda like fruit gushers. I've also had tongue before but I wouldn't recommend it, it's very very tough to chew.
I legit didn't know why (the word I shouldn't say, sorry about that) was bad, so thanks for explaining man! I just thought it was one specific group and calling them all that was disrespectful, like calling all asian people Chinese. Now I know why, and I wish I'd learned sooner. Thanks!
thanks for the info man i never knew that also CANADA GANG
Just to be clear some Inuit people DO call themselves this slur but as a reclamation. Do not say it if you're not Inuit yourself.
Hey! Inuk here as well! (Inuit, from northern Quebec of Canada.) Quvianarmi ☺️ I can say the same thing, stories vary from place and diversity, but sam did it accurately still. Just wanted to poke in my reply since I can't contain myself from excitement lol
When a researcher would point to a slightly different kind of snow, Inuit would say things that the researchers took as yet another name for snow. Here are a few of those so called names, with their translations:
etachwu - "That's snow too."
wuhutwu - "Still snow dude."
onakne tuchna hokwu - "Yup. Fuckin snow."
amme hokwu seh omuu tuchna hokwu - "It's snow. It's all fuckin snow."
In my experience most folklore is wild. Just look up any ethnicities folklore and you’re in for a wild ride
“Don’t drink directly from a soup bowl or else the baby will come out with dark skin.”
*N o t t o u c h i n g t h a t o n e.*
Excuse me for being a uncultred swine but This is the one joke I dont get
@@xaramelo8999 it's really weird I think it's called racism
Rodney James maybe next time pal
@@icebox6240 Is it just me or is it kind of surprising that even isolated snow people have inculcated racist ideas into their folklore? Like how did these people even develop such ideas in the first place lol.
@@vinny5638 Humans, as well as most mammals, are naturally xenophobic or "racist", if not taught otherwise.
I all of a sudden feel kinda special being a girl watching, 15% wHERE Y’ALL AT
Alice A y'all
IM HERE AND IM QUEER-
Hey sissy!!
AYYYYYEEEE
FEAR NOT, FOR I AM HERE
You have the best content!!! It always makes me laugh, and ALWAYS interesting, and informative in the best kinda way! Friggin hilarious!!💜👍😂
I like the phrase “No fingy food for three moons!”
I’m an Athabaskan and my girlfriend is an Inuit and I laughed so hard at this.
Is there a lot more Canadian indigenous than recorded. Because I am seeing a lot of them commenting on sam’s vid. Interesting outreach
Glad he made your gf laugh
I’m from Alaska but a seen a few of those Canadians, really nice people to be honest.
Chanelle Lee there are like over 150 thousand
Ha same where are you from friend
“Jesus and microwaves”
This is why we need these knowledge pills
Hmm. I see we posted the same comment
Sorry?
Did a school project on the Inuits and this was one of my main information sources
Sedna (among several other Inuit myths) were challenges for the Creatuanary 2022 art challenge. When I started researching them, I thought they sounded familiar, and it was because I learned of them here, first. Remember kids, Sam O'Nella will always be one relevant, somehow, some way.
some more folklore from a friendly village-hood Inuk! Growing up, we were told stories about the northern lights. They're a playful bunch and like dancing a lot. You can't whistle at them, because that's an invitation for them to chop your head off. Then they'll use it like a ball and bounce it around and tossing it to each other. To get them away, you clap and have your hood on - assuming you're wearing a hoodie. I personally haven't had an experience like that but some cousins of mine said they had to hide under a house and clap when they got scared.
I'm always amazed at how come people who live near the northern lights have not come up with some religion to straight out worship it. I know I would have.
Why do these northern lights feel like extremely dangerous children?
I've never considered being scared of the northern lights like you would a thunderstorm
I’m an inuk and once I whistled at the northern lights, and I saw a Polar bear looked at me,
I whistled again and I saw a hunter and he went after the Polar bear in the northern lights.
“dont drink directly from a soup bowl or else the baby will come out with darker skin”
*”not touching that one”*
hol up
Wow it's like u just watched the same video I did
anna needs help “he won’t touch people of dark skin?!?! 😱😱😱😱”
Lol
Amazed you can make this content at such a young age. Youre going big places. Dont forget us here in the 302 when you win that oscar
Thx for this videos, as funny as it was, i learned some things from this and my friend is Inuit. Now imma scare him by just bringing something up from this video out of nowhere and he's just honna be like " wtf... how... how do you know about that."
Seal: **exists**
Random Inuit person: **compares to thumb**
Me a random inuit person: yes
what are seals but large sea thumbs
I mean have you seen those fuckers??
You mean les phoques
How can you be this unfunny
“Mommy, where did the sun and moon come from?”
"Well some dude wanted to get down and funky with his sister so she cut off her tits. After a good jog the two turned into celestial bodies. That's why the moon has phases and the sun doesn't have tits."
I’m curious what narcotics these people had access to at the time.
@@funposting8912 just bored
@@petruradu7242
"Hey, I'm bored."
"Wanna make up a story where the sun and moon are siblings and the moon wants to have sex with the sun?"
"Can the sun cut off her tits?"
"Whatever you want, buddy."
"YAY!"
Clinton i’m feeling like this was some sort of pre-industrial hentai
love everyone of your videos sm thank you
"not touching that one" goes on to make the Siegmund froud video.
“That’s it, no more fingy foods for *THREE MOONS”*
IM DYING FROM LAUGHTER OVER HERE
R I P penguin
So are they
Imagine if sam was a history teacher, that’d be so great
Wtf this shit got so many likes
technically he is
He would get so fired
He's pretty much my teacher
He is.
Are we related?
"He could've moved!" Made me actually LOL looking at something funny on the internet for the first time in 5 years. 😂
Just now I released how insane it is that I survived having an umbilical cord wrapped my neck at birth.
It's not insane, it's pretty common. It can be unwrapped or cut if it's too tight.