Fidel Castro's Dairy Adventures

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  • čas přidán 17. 07. 2016
  • Yeah, I got the idea from an /r/todayilearned post. So sue me.
    Sources:
    warisboring.com/fidel-castro-...
    Intro and outro song:
    "Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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  • @jer_e4806
    @jer_e4806 Před 4 lety +19281

    "What if we make cows, that are the size of dogs..."
    So... A Goat?

    • @blizzard_the_seal9863
      @blizzard_the_seal9863 Před 4 lety +652

      hmmmmm _tilts screen_

    • @ScarletCandlelight
      @ScarletCandlelight Před 4 lety +343

      Jer_E yes but aparently a goat is not enough for some people.

    • @poppyperidot94
      @poppyperidot94 Před 4 lety +207

      But goat milk taste nastu and the cheese is OK

    • @ScarletCandlelight
      @ScarletCandlelight Před 4 lety +443

      Poppy Peridot your just getting the wrong milk. Each goat breed has another taist. To be more like cow you need Nubian or Nigerian dwarf milk. They have a high butter fat like cows milk makes it sweeter and creamyer. Other goats are more water taisting not as thick and known for their volume they milk at. Lastly needs to be from a dairy that keeps the bucks far away from the does when they are in milk. The buck musk makes the does have bad taisting milk. Its all about the herd you get your milk from

    • @norvindadealmeidabrandao6981
      @norvindadealmeidabrandao6981 Před 4 lety +173

      What about goats the size of a cow?!

  • @josephpaterson8274
    @josephpaterson8274 Před 4 lety +23694

    That's how he survived all the assassination attempts, his bones were too strong.

    • @nickelmuncher
      @nickelmuncher Před 4 lety +540

      Fuckin, Mr.Bones but he's the strongest material in the entire galaxy.

    • @northernarctic8339
      @northernarctic8339 Před 4 lety +187

      The sad thing is that milk actually weakens your bones so my Commie boy was like a toothpick😂

    • @nolongerusing7430
      @nolongerusing7430 Před 4 lety +153

      @@northernarctic8339 wait what

    • @northernarctic8339
      @northernarctic8339 Před 4 lety +83

      SG21337 yeah milk isn’t even that great for you at all.

    • @asp6449
      @asp6449 Před 4 lety +438

      Northern Arctic wrong, milk IS good for you, but our digestive systems aren’t made for milk. Which can lead to us dealing sick after eating milk, giving the illusion that it’s bad for you.

  • @ryanlong9800
    @ryanlong9800 Před 2 lety +12564

    I love how the story of the CIA poisoning Fidel Castro's milkshake is one of the "less interesting" dairy related stories from Castro's life.

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 Před 2 lety +518

      I mean, by one count, there were 638 such attempts.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Před 2 lety +6

      it's also one of the less interesting assassination attempts that was carried out. my favorite is still the one where the CIA hired his ex-lover to kill him, and then she ended up spilling the plan and having sex with him instead

    • @totallynothatguy1698
      @totallynothatguy1698 Před 2 lety +236

      @@reinatr4848 That must just be a cover story for a milkshake company accidentally exporting contaminated milkshakes

    • @MoonGuardian866
      @MoonGuardian866 Před 2 lety +124

      Huh his milkshake really brings all the boys in the yard

    • @urphakeandgey6308
      @urphakeandgey6308 Před rokem +66

      If you didn't think the CIA would try such a stunt, you're new to this world. It's less whacky compared to the more goofy stuff.

  • @graggyicelan5416
    @graggyicelan5416 Před 2 lety +3988

    As cuban myself, Coppelia has the best ice cream u can imagine, it is an italian recipe actually so it explains a lot of things

    • @Emilia-gw8so
      @Emilia-gw8so Před 2 lety +27

      Scale of 1-10 how good?

    • @someonesendhelpplease
      @someonesendhelpplease Před 2 lety +66

      Yo vivia en vedado cerca del coppelia, ojala volver :(

    • @someonesendhelpplease
      @someonesendhelpplease Před 2 lety +43

      @@graggyicelan5416 no me referia literalmente, me explique mal lmfao. Solo decia ojala volver en el tiempo, cuando era pequeño y no tenia que preocuparme por mucho

    • @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
      @ThatOneGuy-wr8rh Před 2 lety +2

      ok now i do want to go to cuba sometime
      for like a 3 day vacation
      i wanna try that.
      (might fuck around and become a fascist dictator, we'll see)

    • @MoonGuardian866
      @MoonGuardian866 Před 2 lety +89

      @@graggyicelan5416 well thats expected from a man whos obsessed with it. Now the question is will the quality stands up now that the strictest quality controller is no more.
      Or will he haunts the place if the milkshake doesnt bring all the boys in the yard?

  • @JackOfAllTradersOriginal
    @JackOfAllTradersOriginal Před 5 lety +24307

    imagine if he became lactose intolerant in the middle of his life

    • @marche800
      @marche800 Před 5 lety +3791

      He would've just dedicated an entire research devision to finding a "cure" and then overdose on lactose pills

    • @Shadow-gc6le
      @Shadow-gc6le Před 4 lety +1110

      I mean I doubt he would have been perturbed a lot of lactose intolerant people today barely care unless they have really bad reactions or cramping

    • @AnonymousFrogNG
      @AnonymousFrogNG Před 4 lety +196

      Probably did, and that's not good if you are 90 years old.

    • @adrianbigboss5685
      @adrianbigboss5685 Před 4 lety +442

      @@Shadow-gc6le Like me, I'm lactose intolerant and I love milk (I'm eating a bowl of cereal right now), I just fart a lot.

    • @zhouhuanyue
      @zhouhuanyue Před 4 lety +117

      @@adrianbigboss5685 when I drink milk, it makes me super sick, lots comes out of both ends :")

  • @jestersareawesome4332
    @jestersareawesome4332 Před 5 lety +5924

    The funny thing is that when this video came out Castro was still alive

  • @ladyivers
    @ladyivers Před rokem +5656

    To this day, you get more jail time for killing a cow in Cuba than you do for killing a person. Castro deadass valued cows over people and that law IS STILL A THING

    • @bandable
      @bandable Před rokem +172

      I need to move

    • @thatfiremanguy3033
      @thatfiremanguy3033 Před rokem +96

      Wait, so are hamburgers and food made of cow outlawed or do they have a pass or use a substitute meat?

    • @bandable
      @bandable Před rokem +185

      @@thatfiremanguy3033 human meat maybe?

    • @terrestrialcreature7481
      @terrestrialcreature7481 Před rokem

      @@thatfiremanguy3033 Cow meat exists its just more expensive. Pretty sure it takes paperwork to kill a cow even if its your own.

    • @ladyivers
      @ladyivers Před rokem +284

      @@thatfiremanguy3033 well they don’t have fast food there AND cow meat is owned entirely by the Cuban government so as long as its sold by government owned restaurants (which is all of them unless you illegally have your own restaurant) then it’s fine to eat if you pay for it, though it’s usually overpriced and not that good since like sam said, cows don’t thrive in Cuba so the meat isn’t the best. Hope this helps clear that up! :)

  • @meyekull
    @meyekull Před 2 lety +1613

    I visited Cuba once, and I can say they had some of the best ice cream I’ve ever had. Castro had something going right.

    • @parkerlong2658
      @parkerlong2658 Před rokem +61

      I imagine a large part of it was embargos.
      A big problem with Cuba before Castro was basically that all of the sugar it produced would be shipped to America and the. Products would be shipped back to Cuba and marked up by a thousand percent.
      Things like candy and icecrean flavored with sugar where things that mostly happened because of Cuban farmers toiling on plantations owned by Americans and aristocrats.
      I imagine to him it was mostly a mission to make it so Cuba could make the product many of these people worked so hard to produce in the past and bring it to there families.
      Reason I say this is because Castro is well known for having projects like these and also he for any fault he had started everything because of his experience being the son of a shitty plantation owner( he was a bastard so he slept in a shed)
      Also ice cream is badass

    • @jsquared1013
      @jsquared1013 Před rokem +6

      @@parkerlong2658 a "large part of it" was the authoritarian imposition of an economic system that has failed every time it was tried and has led to poverty and hardship in every instance.

    • @theyabib3323
      @theyabib3323 Před rokem +48

      ​@@jsquared1013Laughable. So Haiti the highly neoliberal country is so much better? Also funny this implies Cuba was better before... No it was basically an economic US colony, where slavery was still a thing under a horrible corrupt dictatorship. Comparably it got muuuuch better. Also mean to tell me the US isn't authoritarian? Where do we always hear about police brutality? Who has the highest prison population? To think the US government, which has terrorised and killed millions of people in the name of economic interest and political power, has any moral high ground to impose an embargo which has deprived regular citizens of medical aid and access to basic needs is utterly absurd. Every single UN member country has voted against the embargo as unhumanitarian (besides Israel and the US), so the consensus is also quite clear.
      Stop the embargo.

    • @JohnBrown-tw2qi
      @JohnBrown-tw2qi Před rokem +25

      @@jsquared1013you know he was elected right? Do you even know what communism is specifically?

    • @GPantazis
      @GPantazis Před 11 měsíci

      @@jsquared1013 *SLIGHT COMPLIMENT TOWARDS NON-US ALIGNED COUNTRY DETECTED. EMERGENCY GOMMUNISM COPYPASTA DEPLOYED*

  • @barokle
    @barokle Před 3 lety +9382

    Fun fact, there’s a street in Ecuador called Castro’s cow

    • @miikkasihvonen8612
      @miikkasihvonen8612 Před 3 lety +25

      What...

    • @kazmakazii
      @kazmakazii Před 3 lety +136

      @@jaystreet46 this comment is kinda gay bro

    • @jaystreet46
      @jaystreet46 Před 3 lety +8

      @@kazmakazii I know that’s what I said! Just a bit more eloquently than you

    • @co8ku
      @co8ku Před 3 lety +69

      @@jaystreet46 no you are just a boring person

    • @unequivocalsuffering2734
      @unequivocalsuffering2734 Před 3 lety +83

      They named a street after his mother?

  • @volc9464
    @volc9464 Před 3 lety +5089

    USA:Is building nuclear missiles
    USSR:Is building space satellites
    Cuba:Is creating super cows

    • @sapomercador7257
      @sapomercador7257 Před 3 lety +143

      I would pay to see super cows destroying satellites and nuclear weapons

    • @dolphingoreeaccount7395
      @dolphingoreeaccount7395 Před rokem +6

      Lol

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Před rokem +55

      sometimes even a dictatorship can do good
      I mean, he completely ignored that he's on Cuba and that there is a reason why there are no cows, but at least he tried to share Ice cream and dairy products with his comrades.... or something.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +4

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E

    • @volc9464
      @volc9464 Před rokem +4

      volc

  • @leovenegas5338
    @leovenegas5338 Před 3 lety +1842

    Fun Fact: I've actually been to Copellia, and it's still one of the best looking parts of the entire city of Havana.

    • @bruhsauce644
      @bruhsauce644 Před 2 lety +34

      yeah was the ice cream tasty

    • @terrestrialcreature7481
      @terrestrialcreature7481 Před 2 lety +15

      @@bruhsauce644 I’m pretty sure they also have tons of smaller copellias all over Cuba. Oh and yeah it’s good.

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask Před 2 lety +4

      @@terrestrialcreature7481 yeah that’s just like having one super store per country and no other store

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Před rokem

      that's not saying much when Havana looks like shit

  • @Rice_Wolf
    @Rice_Wolf Před 2 lety +732

    “At this point, the average dairy queen would have given up”
    *”but castro’s more that a dairy queen”*
    *”HE’S A DAIRY DICTATOR”*

    • @eevee7663
      @eevee7663 Před rokem

      OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF

    • @wasp795
      @wasp795 Před měsícem

      ok

    • @user-ew9jy3tj2o
      @user-ew9jy3tj2o Před měsícem

      ok

    • @Rice_Wolf
      @Rice_Wolf Před měsícem

      @@user-ew9jy3tj2o ok

  • @dottyContrarian
    @dottyContrarian Před 5 lety +3374

    "I'm sorry *are you disrespecting my cheese?"*

    • @neunleben1358
      @neunleben1358 Před 5 lety +127

      "In My HoUsE, On My IsLaNd???"

    • @SlothHub
      @SlothHub Před 4 lety +26

      I like cheese
      It makes me weak at the knees
      So please let me receive
      The glorious cheese

    • @brielle7226
      @brielle7226 Před 4 lety +3

      @@SlothHub *big shauq*

    • @jackryan2612
      @jackryan2612 Před 4 lety +5

      You disrespect the cheese, you disrespect me

    • @brielle7226
      @brielle7226 Před 4 lety +1

      I can walk the cheese

  • @casenalesi5661
    @casenalesi5661 Před 4 lety +14446

    The three C's of Castro
    Communism
    Cuba
    Calcium

  • @lordedmundblackadder9321
    @lordedmundblackadder9321 Před 2 lety +1018

    "Castro's dairy adventures" sounds like either silence shitty documentary for kids about how calcium is for thicc bones, or the greatest porno ever made.

    • @1leon000
      @1leon000 Před 2 lety +66

      i don't wanna think about the second one I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT THE SECOND ONE-

    • @BronzetheGolden
      @BronzetheGolden Před 2 lety +23

      Elaborate please

    • @thatGuy-wm2cr
      @thatGuy-wm2cr Před 2 lety +11

      @@BronzetheGolden replace dairy with the that’s white and associated with pornos

    • @isaiahp.4609
      @isaiahp.4609 Před 2 lety +63

      Castro’s Bizarre Adventure

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 Před 2 lety +10

      🤨📸

  • @sj1productions68
    @sj1productions68 Před rokem +157

    The dog-sized cow thing is actually real now. There's even a farmer in Iowa who has been breeding and selling miniature cattle so people can keep them as pets. Seems Fidel was ahead of his time on that one.

    • @Dokataa
      @Dokataa Před 8 měsíci +8

      Goats have existed for thousands of years

    • @dv9239
      @dv9239 Před 5 měsíci +2

      There's a guy in India selling micro mini cows
      Smaller than dogs

  • @Fr4ncM
    @Fr4ncM Před 3 lety +6528

    Imagine WWIII kickstarting just because Castro dissed the French's cheese.

    • @Jokuman357
      @Jokuman357 Před 3 lety +196

      The French would just wave a flag whiter than the finest dairy 🏳

    • @spring1242
      @spring1242 Před 3 lety +30

      Yeah because France and Cuba were relevant world powers

    • @Fr4ncM
      @Fr4ncM Před 3 lety +132

      @@spring1242 Unlike Austria-Hungary, right? I mean there is no way a random nation could bring the world to that...

    • @user-ft3jq5vi2l
      @user-ft3jq5vi2l Před 3 lety +27

      Well, they did invade mexico in 1838 because of some soldier's vandalization of a cake shop (there were tensions already, but that was used as the justificating cassus belli).

    • @scooperdooper4097
      @scooperdooper4097 Před 3 lety +33

      @@spring1242 cuba was allies with the soviets, so if france decided to use the dissing of cheese to declare war, the soviet union would declare wwar on france, the americans would declare war on the soviets, so on and so on, and the world litteraly ends

  • @_sky_3123
    @_sky_3123 Před 6 lety +3627

    Castro: "I want a dog-sized cow."
    Scientists:" Eh,, my commesar. We call that a goat ."

    • @ldobehardcore
      @ldobehardcore Před 5 lety +210

      Was about to say that. "You want a dog-sized cow that's heat resistant and can live in a confined space? That's a goat."

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 Před 5 lety +6

      _Sky_ *our

    • @strionic770
      @strionic770 Před 5 lety +10

      That was my first thought, why not import this magical thing called a "goat"

    • @Demonslayer20111
      @Demonslayer20111 Před 5 lety +15

      Because goat milk is a lot more salty than cow milk

    • @mogyesz9
      @mogyesz9 Před 5 lety +5

      @@Demonslayer20111 Also smells fucking terrible, the cheese is good though.

  • @MetalEater13
    @MetalEater13 Před 3 lety +190

    "They are UDDERLY superior" criminally underrated pun.

    • @aryapatel1932
      @aryapatel1932 Před rokem

      *udderrated

    • @leoshork
      @leoshork Před měsícem

      I noticed that too, I wondered whether that was a coincidence or on purpose

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki Před 2 lety +120

    benito mussolini: *literally lives off two glasses of milk a day
    fidel castro: FINALLY. A WORTHY OPPONENT.

  • @gizmo_gadgets6482
    @gizmo_gadgets6482 Před 3 lety +4678

    “I’m sorry are you disrespecting my cheese?
    In my house?
    *On my island* ?!”

  • @toast8086
    @toast8086 Před 3 lety +3775

    When he finds out that he lives in the milky way
    *nut*

  • @frenchfriesG
    @frenchfriesG Před 3 lety +578

    The plan of a giant air conditioner is real, but he didn’t end like that. He said that the Canadian cows could produce the same amount of milk only refrigerating their heads so he ordered to build a kind of air conditioned tunnel where cows put their heads while milking the body on the outside. I’m Cuban :)

    • @GameMasterWLC
      @GameMasterWLC Před 2 lety +12

      Neat, it's been 5 months but has life in Cuba been good to you lately?

    • @julian23561
      @julian23561 Před 2 lety +8

      @@GameMasterWLC I'm interested as well. Say hi to him for me if you get a reply

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask Před 2 lety +1

      Does work

    • @kakalimukherjee3297
      @kakalimukherjee3297 Před 2 lety +4

      Even more hilarious

    • @rbunebula_1551
      @rbunebula_1551 Před rokem

      @@GameMasterWLC they probably live in Miami

  • @breadcrumbhoarder
    @breadcrumbhoarder Před 2 lety +115

    I visited Coppelia when I went to Cuba, the ice cream is pretty good and they served it with fruit which was great. Unfortunately we had to go to the visitors section because the complex actually has a section for Cuban citizens only. It’s not a whole city block but it’s still really big like an outdoor amphitheater and it’s in a nicer area for the most part, though everywhere is poor

  • @begerbingchilling
    @begerbingchilling Před 7 lety +14530

    the worst part is that you're not making this up

    • @lukejohns5900
      @lukejohns5900 Před 7 lety +382

      The Tactical Guy you commies need to get it together

    • @icameherejusttocomment550
      @icameherejusttocomment550 Před 7 lety +239

      Mr. Murica Excuse me?! We COULD revolt and create a perfect utopia, if we WERE together.

    • @majinbros9971
      @majinbros9971 Před 7 lety +20

      +SFSR Ball agreed SFSR ball

    • @lukejohns5900
      @lukejohns5900 Před 7 lety +127

      SFSR Ball a perfect utopia of purges?

    • @icameherejusttocomment550
      @icameherejusttocomment550 Před 7 lety +137

      Mr. Murica Stalinism =\= Communism, and plus Capitalist Conservative pigs like you have purges, they're called 'imprisonment' (although to be more specfic, it's drug addiction and minor crime imprisonment) and you enslave and have people partying while millions starve.

  • @KentuckyFriedChildren
    @KentuckyFriedChildren Před 3 lety +30260

    Note: Castro Died only a couple of months after this video was posted, meaning it's entirely possible FIDEL CASTRO saw this video.

    • @vale3242
      @vale3242 Před 3 lety +1677

      "Wow."

    • @randomfur4202
      @randomfur4202 Před 3 lety +976

      Huh. Every day you learn some more

    • @yipee11037
      @yipee11037 Před 3 lety +1724

      And this is true. He died on November 15th of 2016. Only four months after the publishing of this video.

    • @randomfur4202
      @randomfur4202 Před 3 lety +2479

      @@yipee11037 this video killed him

    • @phaseshifter3d455
      @phaseshifter3d455 Před 3 lety +552

      Pretty sure he was busy, y'know. slowly dying. And didn't have time for CZcams.

  • @benphenicie
    @benphenicie Před rokem +26

    "But like the astronaut he is, Castro held on to his dream of finding the Milky Way."
    Sam O'Nella humor hits different. I love it.

  • @Danez1342
    @Danez1342 Před rokem +56

    As a Cuban this is the most hilariously thing I’ve ever heard, the mention of Copelia took me out of commission 😂

    • @fahadalghamdi9316
      @fahadalghamdi9316 Před měsícem

      hope things are gettting better with you guys! stay safe and awesome out there!

    • @Danez1342
      @Danez1342 Před měsícem +1

      @@fahadalghamdi9316 thank you, sadly it gets worse everyday, many die from hunger or from standing up to the “government”, and the economy gets worse and more corrupted every day. But that will never stop us from laughing, having fun, and surviving. Hopefully life takes action and truly gives us freedom in our own country. And if your wondering about Copelia, there is only one Copelia still open in cuba(in Havana) and they only serve 3 or 4 flavors(vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, and sometimes neopoliton)

  • @robertw6894
    @robertw6894 Před 4 lety +3240

    *_Calcium Castro: Bone is unbreakable._*

    • @DesiraiX16
      @DesiraiX16 Před 4 lety +275

      Phantom dairy
      Calcium tendency
      Lactose Crusaders
      Bone is unbreakable
      Golden Milk

    • @lorenzo7402
      @lorenzo7402 Před 4 lety +124

      Broke: JoJo
      Woke: CaCa

    • @burnstjamp
      @burnstjamp Před 4 lety +80

      Dairy Ocean
      Calcium Bone Run
      IceCreamium

    • @jackryan2612
      @jackryan2612 Před 4 lety +11

      Wtf is going on

    • @robertw6894
      @robertw6894 Před 4 lety +5

      @@jackryan2612 my thought exactly

  • @AbhNormal
    @AbhNormal Před 3 lety +14493

    "I'm sorry, are you disrespecting my cheese?" sounds like something straight out of a Monty Python sketch

  • @leanetgutierrez838
    @leanetgutierrez838 Před 3 lety +108

    Fun fact, Copelia is really expensive for the common Cuban and going there when I was little was the equivalent of going to a top restaurant in the U.S . My dad was a chemist for Copelia and I remember that for my fifth birthday he stole two strawberry ice cream pints. Suck it Castor.

  • @alexgrip8813
    @alexgrip8813 Před 2 lety +25

    Fun fact, when swedish prime minister Olof Palme visited Cuba as the first western leader to do so, Castro asked (among other things) how much milk swedish cows produce. Palme didn't know (I guess most people doesn't know how much milk ones nations cows produce).

  • @trenvert123
    @trenvert123 Před 5 lety +3947

    **Laced milkshake brings Fidel to the yard**
    **He says, it's better than yours**
    **He insists, it's better than yours**
    **Agree or get the firing squad**

    • @alanmalan2644
      @alanmalan2644 Před 5 lety +12

      Wife of Kastro was kinsman of Tito - last dictator of Cuba, Kastro was sun of landlord from family of spanish colonisators in last , father hate this seeing died before time of revilution, he take lands from landlord and himself and give that to farmers (slaves became farmers) in first days when he came to the power, he rebuild Cuba from colony with slaves and landlord that supported by US mafia and CIA like big american kazino with drugs and bichs that and how are poor slaves of landlords how can't to buy something without that they do in land of landlord to Republic with socialist way of development , Kuba have most highest level of medicine in the world today, but life under US sanctions and without support of Soviet Union still very poor this days, you know anything about Kuba without propaganda that named Kastro by dictator

    • @pancake1781
      @pancake1781 Před 5 lety +55

      Alan Malan jesus what language are you speaking

    • @gdolphinz7486
      @gdolphinz7486 Před 5 lety +31

      Alan Malan
      *I’m sorry, W H A T*

    • @Dokataa
      @Dokataa Před 4 lety +1

      Are you making the milkshake to the yard joke? It's not very good and if not you had a prime opportunity

    • @epicswirl
      @epicswirl Před 4 lety +3

      MainCherry why are you contradicting yourself

  • @gulliver831
    @gulliver831 Před 7 lety +1747

    "This bitch still juicy"
    * derp cow draw *
    Man i love this channel.

    • @somehater5628
      @somehater5628 Před 6 lety +1

      gulliver 449 likes but no replies

    • @somehater5628
      @somehater5628 Před 6 lety +1

      gulliver feelsbadman

    • @lmaoxdgoem6933
      @lmaoxdgoem6933 Před 6 lety +1

      gulliver durp?
      wit year u in

    • @6sal6em6
      @6sal6em6 Před 6 lety

      Anyone who says derp now will be shot by a sniper

    • @Jay13340
      @Jay13340 Před 6 lety +2

      Alex
      Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

  • @xxfoxcakqxx9293
    @xxfoxcakqxx9293 Před 2 lety +67

    "He also tried to create house cows, but this failed" oh wait until he meets Rani the world's smallest cow

  • @averongodoffire8098
    @averongodoffire8098 Před 2 lety +33

    Having a Frenchman eat your cheese and then ask if it’s better than the French variety you might as well spit on the flag itself lol
    It’s like if someone said “we make pretty good syrup, probably better than yours”
    To a Canadian it just hits a part of your core ya know

  • @williamsmeds1368
    @williamsmeds1368 Před 5 lety +3649

    2:45 those cows have 4 legs and a hand.
    *What?*

  • @RockinPhil117
    @RockinPhil117 Před 5 lety +4802

    Due to my dyslexia, I thought the video was titled "Fidel Castro's Diary Adventures" and that somehow Sam got a hold of Castro's personal diary and would read some wacky excerpts.

    • @polpot6
      @polpot6 Před 5 lety +501

      RockinPhil117
      “Overthrew a fascist.”
      “Almost destroyed America.”
      “Milk lol.”
      “Dodged another assassination.”

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 Před 4 lety +52

      That would've been amazing tho

    • @mynamo12
      @mynamo12 Před 4 lety +78

      RockinPhil117 I read that as diary too, except I’m not dyslexic.

    • @ValsurPal
      @ValsurPal Před 4 lety +75

      due to my dyslexia, I kept reading diary as dairy and was very confused with this comment oof

    • @anniedang2692
      @anniedang2692 Před 4 lety +13

      By reading this comment, I finally realized this adventure about dairy did not come Fidel’s diary.

  • @goofball5182
    @goofball5182 Před 3 lety +35

    4:12 *excuse me what the fuck is this shit*

  • @pitchforkmechanic7797
    @pitchforkmechanic7797 Před 2 lety +37

    “The breeding efforts were mostly a BUST” this was way funnier than I think it was meant to be

  • @Halfendymion
    @Halfendymion Před 3 lety +3373

    Just after the "he's lactose intolerant" part, my phone lost connection, so i just had to stare into dairy mans cold dead eyes as he reacted to the news.

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask Před 2 lety +10

      Just go back 60 seconds

    • @Halfendymion
      @Halfendymion Před 2 lety +103

      @@Ihaveagasmask you've missed the point...

    • @mirowhzo5750
      @mirowhzo5750 Před 2 lety +51

      @@Ihaveagasmask Sadly doesn’t work if you loose internet connection completely

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask Před 2 lety +3

      @@mirowhzo5750 well the thing saves 60 seconds so you can keep watching a 60 second video

    • @floorboard.25
      @floorboard.25 Před rokem +1

      Cold- see what ya did there!

  • @fishthealmighty3220
    @fishthealmighty3220 Před 4 lety +3501

    “Like the time the CIA tried to poison his milkshake”
    EXCUSE ME WHAT? THIS HAPPENED???

    • @joshellsworth355
      @joshellsworth355 Před 4 lety +638

      The US tried to kill him over 600 times, this was one of em

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 Před 4 lety +314

      I heard they even put a bomb in one of his cigars, and one in his phone

    • @gummihu
      @gummihu Před 4 lety +82

      @@cormacabbey2404 professionals as in getting paid for it , or as in being good at it because... you know... Castro

    • @darpro0457
      @darpro0457 Před 4 lety +11

      Didn’t they also rig a cigar of his with an explosive

    • @DustyHoney
      @DustyHoney Před 4 lety +30

      Cormac Abbey “like our own” you say it like you’re proud of your country’s actions. Also, not everyone on the internet is American FYI. I know it’s hard for Americans to understand they’re not the only country with internet access, don’t worry.

  • @bean8043
    @bean8043 Před 2 lety +18

    Fidel is the type of guy to tell a lactose-intolerant guy to just tolerate the lactose

  • @smnkumarpaul
    @smnkumarpaul Před 9 měsíci +7

    There is actally an indian cow breed small enough to live inside the house. Breed name is Punganur, it is also known for producing good milk.

  • @christopherholt6930
    @christopherholt6930 Před 4 lety +17899

    Funny thing, there are miniature cows and they can produce about 1 gallon of milk per milking plus they can adapt to all environments.

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 Před 4 lety +3274

      We call them goats yes

    • @gamingman2720
      @gamingman2720 Před 4 lety +230

      Why are you reading this ? Ibdeed

    • @nafismubashir2479
      @nafismubashir2479 Před 4 lety +626

      Christopher Holt according to the Guiness book of world records the smallest cow in the world stands at a record 26 inches

    • @milk4231
      @milk4231 Před 4 lety +176

      Damn that’s small

    • @okayne4800
      @okayne4800 Před 4 lety +51

      Even in space

  • @BuckBlaziken
    @BuckBlaziken Před 3 lety +7584

    I went to Coppelia back in 2018 and man that place was massive. Imagine a stadium but it’s like a massive atrium filled with stores and vendors that sell nothing but ice cream and cheese

    • @frenchfriesG
      @frenchfriesG Před 3 lety +325

      All that to sell 3 flavors of ice cream and a waiting line for hours

    • @hicrazyedd2715
      @hicrazyedd2715 Před 3 lety +52

      80

    • @thegreengamer5702
      @thegreengamer5702 Před 2 lety +105

      That sounds like heaven

    • @pastaroni8683
      @pastaroni8683 Před 2 lety +43

      @@thegreengamer5702 it would be hell if you were lactose intolerant

    • @Lenlon703
      @Lenlon703 Před 2 lety +239

      @@pastaroni8683 I'm a dairy loving lactose intolerant, bring the hell to me

  • @Jade_1872
    @Jade_1872 Před 9 měsíci +8

    It has just occurred to me, that if Castro had been able to have tiny milk cows inside his home, he would have turned into what is basically a crazy cat lady, but he was a crazy cow man.

  • @kelamullah1999
    @kelamullah1999 Před 3 lety +17

    5:10 So goats and sheep?

  • @corn58
    @corn58 Před 5 lety +2807

    Dairy Queen
    Castro: 😒
    Dairy *dictator*
    Castro: 😏

    • @franciscomm7675
      @franciscomm7675 Před 5 lety +2

      LOL

    • @mr.funmanman5621
      @mr.funmanman5621 Před 4 lety +2

      brimreaper 1104 (“

    • @juliaguan5153
      @juliaguan5153 Před 4 lety +7

      Don't you mean DICKtator?

    • @efrenangeles7386
      @efrenangeles7386 Před 4 lety +1

      I wouldn't like to be called the opposite of my gender too. XD

    • @juliaguan5153
      @juliaguan5153 Před 4 lety +3

      @@efrenangeles7386 sorry if i offended anyone. That was only joke that popped up in my head. Didnt realize that it was bad until i got reminded like after 3 weeks

  • @alecnava5465
    @alecnava5465 Před 7 lety +1245

    He can't enjoy dairy no mo

  • @FlailSnail222
    @FlailSnail222 Před 2 lety +7

    I love how Sam is secretly a game grumps fan.

  • @21austro98
    @21austro98 Před 3 lety +16

    5:02 goats

  • @BestgirlJordanfish
    @BestgirlJordanfish Před 7 lety +5674

    "He went intercontinentally ballistic" is the best line I've ever heard.

  • @mrmaniac3
    @mrmaniac3 Před 6 lety +3131

    3:39 um excuse me
    Castronaut

  • @blu9419
    @blu9419 Před 2 lety +4

    i have rewatched all of your videos at least 20 times

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 Před 11 měsíci +7

    I’m surprised Castro didn’t breed heat-resistant cows immediately.
    Instead he had to build an air conditioning complex before doing it.

  • @amphafan3364
    @amphafan3364 Před 6 lety +1350

    This was the first time a story sounded so stupid that I had to research.

    • @qaseemtak9368
      @qaseemtak9368 Před 6 lety +61

      Is it mostly true? (Too lazy to do research)

    • @amphafan3364
      @amphafan3364 Před 6 lety +229

      Qaseem Tak it's completely true:D

    • @qaseemtak9368
      @qaseemtak9368 Před 6 lety +22

      Amphafan noice

    • @lethos8811
      @lethos8811 Před 5 lety +201

      I grew up in cuba and even tho I was born after ubre blanca died i still know her story, because castro made her legacy last long

    • @jacobhayes5245
      @jacobhayes5245 Před 5 lety +2

      You must not keep up with the news.

  • @luke2660
    @luke2660 Před 7 lety +2375

    RIP THE DAIRY KING

  • @matthewgonzales1400
    @matthewgonzales1400 Před 3 lety +13

    everyday I just realize I miss him more and more

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 Před rokem +6

      Castro or Sam O'nella? I can't help you with the first one, but Sam's back finally.

  • @peganin442
    @peganin442 Před 3 lety +7

    Im using you as an information source on my school project

  • @andrezits9723
    @andrezits9723 Před 3 lety +2958

    "Zebus originated from India"
    "They're mostly just raised for their meat"
    *"India"*
    *"Raised for their meat"*

    • @sirlionson2207
      @sirlionson2207 Před 3 lety +343

      Somethings worng I can feel it

    • @MattyQube
      @MattyQube Před 3 lety +110

      Don't worry. Their meat suck. I'd say they are way ahead of cows in living expectations XD

    • @vaibhavyadav5462
      @vaibhavyadav5462 Před 3 lety +556

      Well it's quite complicated.
      I'll explain everything (obviously I'm Indian)
      Back then every indian family (which were mostly joint) owned atleast a cow and calf (because it's bad to separate child from mother) to meet their daily needs of milk. They produce enough milk for a family.
      Indians raised cows for milk not for meat. We used to treat cows like mother and you can't cook your mother.
      But when Castro though that Indian cows would be suitable he brought them in Cuba. But peope in Cuba don't believed cows as their mother so they eat them.
      Because these indian cows produce less milk to meet family needs NOT country needs so they should be used in some other way and that was for meat

    • @aryyancarman705
      @aryyancarman705 Před 3 lety +104

      @@vaibhavyadav5462 well the not eating cow thingy started later as Hinduism developed
      earlier cow meat was100% eaten ,and was also sacrificed in the proto indo European community

    • @nimrodbong8173
      @nimrodbong8173 Před 3 lety +20

      @@aryyancarman705 theyre still eaten today

  • @DomanicGamingYT
    @DomanicGamingYT Před 3 lety +1188

    I thought he would say *CASTRONAUT* instead of Astronaut.

  • @migraineparrot3949
    @migraineparrot3949 Před 3 lety +29

    4:28 you just insulted my entire race
    but YES

  • @Antispaceskull
    @Antispaceskull Před rokem +1

    Using this as inspiration for a school project rn, thanks Sam!

  • @ramadhaniarian3185
    @ramadhaniarian3185 Před 4 lety +1179

    Castro: *eats 18 scoops of ice cream after a meal*
    Kim jong un: are u challenging me?

    • @lincolncarvalho8739
      @lincolncarvalho8739 Před 3 lety +19

      Finally, a worthy opponent!

    • @lukasbajorenas6357
      @lukasbajorenas6357 Před 3 lety +2

      ahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahhahhahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahhahahahahahha

    • @grayghosts
      @grayghosts Před 3 lety +13

      Donald trump has entered the chat.

    • @PSIgmr
      @PSIgmr Před 3 lety +23

      People in North Korea: you guys have meals?

    • @pancakedestroyer5289
      @pancakedestroyer5289 Před 3 lety

      Hes ded

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade Před 4 lety +4453

    "Udderly superior"
    "they are not *laughing cows* by any means"
    "path to the MILKY-way"
    The writing is so clever!

  • @9inchpp
    @9inchpp Před 3 lety +7

    5:05
    Castro: " What if we make cow the size of dog..."
    Me: Why don't you just cut the middleman and milk the dog instead?

  • @Perc1000
    @Perc1000 Před 9 měsíci +4

    This entire story becomes a whole lot more understandable when you remember how hot Cuba is to be honest.

  • @NytanThePetLobstetEnthusiast

    He also loved surviving assassination attempts

    • @maximusstirnimus5210
      @maximusstirnimus5210 Před 4 lety +60

      Saw someone say that he had plot armour because he was the protagonist of the story lol.

    • @StrabbyStrabby
      @StrabbyStrabby Před 4 lety +27

      It was all that calcium

    • @abelwaite2016
      @abelwaite2016 Před 3 lety +1

      And cigars

    • @garbagebin3667
      @garbagebin3667 Před 3 lety +9

      i think everyone likes surviving assassination attempts

    • @niger216
      @niger216 Před 3 lety +1

      @@garbagebin3667 bin Laden doesn't

  • @rudaleru
    @rudaleru Před 4 lety +4915

    Levels of milk loving from lowest to highest:
    1. I don’t look like milk
    2. Milk is interesting
    3. Milk is delicious
    4. Milk is the best
    5. Milk is my water
    6. I wish I have an udder
    7. I wish I bleed milk
    8. Bones hard as Minecraft bedrock
    9. Fidel Castro

    • @Nobelk12
      @Nobelk12 Před 4 lety +47

      D A N I DEVS

    • @jakethegreatestofalltime
      @jakethegreatestofalltime Před 4 lety +8

      Ima 7

    • @herculesmclovin
      @herculesmclovin Před 4 lety +10

      Dairy actual leaches calcium from your bones... Don't believe the hype lol

    • @rudaleru
      @rudaleru Před 4 lety +84

      Joe Callister if what you say is true, then my skeleton would have fallen apart by now. And also, that fact only works for people who are lactose intolerant.

    • @herculesmclovin
      @herculesmclovin Před 4 lety +10

      Health implications of dairy consumption.
      1. 1/4 to 1/3 cup of dairy milk per day is associated with a 30% increased risk of breast cancer. One cup daily= 50% Up to two cups= 70-80%:
      academic.oup.com/ije/advance-article-abstract/doi/10.1093/ije/dyaa007/5743492?redirectedFrom=fulltext
      2. The New England Journal of Medicine, raises questions about milk’s purported benefits and dairy’s impact on the planet:
      www.forksoverknives.com/new-harvard-review-finds-little-evidence-dairy-supposed-health-benefits?_ke=eyJrbF9lbWFpbCI6ICJkcnNib2JhbmRsaXpAeWFob28uY29tIiwgImtsX2NvbXBhbnlfaWQiOiAiS0NITkVhIn0%3D#gs.yceikv
      3. Drinking cow's milk raises IGF-1 [growth hormones] IGF-1 increases when cows are injected with rBGH [synthetic hormone to increase milk production] and again when milk is pasteurized. The ingestion and absorption of IGF-1 by humans has shown to be a risk factor for breast cancer and gastrointestinal cancer:
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8932606
      4. Women who consumed four or more servings of dairy products each day were twice as likely to develop serous ovarian cancer as those who consumed two or fewer servings of dairy products each day:
      ajcn.nutrition.org/content/80/5/1353.abstract?ijkey=f32e0c0c9e1a6d310919598b1448fbe4cc588fe3&keytype2=tf_ipsecsha
      5. Consumption of milk and other dairy products leads to an increased risk of prostate cancer:
      www.goldjournal.net/article/S0090-4295(00)00974-2/abstract
      6. Cow's milk can have a calcium leaching effect, which explains why osteoporotic bone fracture rates are highest in countries that consume the most dairy. Vegetarians will most likely have healthier outcomes for a host of chronic diseases by limiting or avoiding milk and other dairy products. All nutrients found in milk are readily available in healthier foods from plant sources:
      ajcn.nutrition.org/content/89/5/1638S.full
      7. After controlling for known risk factors and current milk consumption, each additional glass of milk per day during teenage years was associated with a significant 9% higher risk of hip fracture in men:
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24247817
      8. High milk intake was associated with higher mortality in one cohort of women and in another cohort of men, and with higher fracture incidence in women:
      www.bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g6015
      9. In multiple studies, drinking cow’s milk was linked to an increased prevalence and severity of acne in both boys and girls:
      onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1365-4632.2009.04002.x/full
      10. Harvard overview on milk and health:
      www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/what-should-you-eat/calcium-and-milk/calcium-full-story
      11. Scientific evidence that questions health benefits and indicates potential health risks:
      www.pcrm.org/health/diets/vegdiets/health-concerns-about-dairy-products
      12. Major studies suggesting a link between milk and prostate cancer have appeared in medical journals since the 1970s:
      www.pcrm.org/health/health-topics/milk-and-prostate-cancer-the-evidence-mounts
      13. The milk protein, casein, promotes the proliferation of prostate cancer cells such as PC3 and LNCaP:
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4166373
      14. In all mammals except Neolithic humans, postnatal activation of mTORC1 by milk intake is restricted to the postnatal lactation period. It is of critical concern that persistent hyperactivation of mTORC1 [due to continued dairy intake] is associated with aging and the development of age-related disorders:
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/26225961

  • @oranjpeelz6918
    @oranjpeelz6918 Před 2 lety +9

    the amount of dairy puns in this video genuinely brings a tear to my eye

  • @darkstardragon608
    @darkstardragon608 Před 3 lety +7

    I'm from Canada
    It's pretty cold.

  • @philhayes3781
    @philhayes3781 Před 6 lety +621

    Just imagine how strong his bones are

    • @Static3649
      @Static3649 Před 5 lety +122

      * boulder falls onto his head*
      * isn't crushed by boulder*
      Cia: well, we tried.

    • @bradleymcewen4654
      @bradleymcewen4654 Před 5 lety +26

      Too much dairy has the opposite effect :)

    • @jackduggan4669
      @jackduggan4669 Před 5 lety +47

      @@bradleymcewen4654 are...are you a vegan?

    • @Accrovideogames
      @Accrovideogames Před 5 lety +21

      Studies have shown that too much milk can make your bones brittle. Moderation is key. Even too much water can be lethal. Look up water intoxication.

    • @Zombiegg101
      @Zombiegg101 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Accrovideogames Fucker still overstayed his welcome tho

  • @tobybackscratcher4706
    @tobybackscratcher4706 Před 3 lety +677

    Fidel Castro: I like long walks on the beach, milk, and surviving assassination attempts

  • @tornaghmalumenis6834
    @tornaghmalumenis6834 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Man Fidel was a great revolutionary but like most people who are great at tearing down evil systems, he was not good at building up new ones without immitating what he had stood against. Still an overall chad

  • @piazzollalucagordon4149
    @piazzollalucagordon4149 Před 2 lety +8

    2:07 "Tropico" series in a nutshell

  • @Haloslayer46
    @Haloslayer46 Před 7 lety +1623

    but what about the people who were Lack toast in tall or rent

    • @SalItzMed
      @SalItzMed Před 7 lety +202

      Lack toast in tall or rent.
      Yes.

    • @qaiser648
      @qaiser648 Před 7 lety +29

      Veitnam flash back Oscar The Grouch lack toast in tall or rent lmao

    • @skeletonz7924
      @skeletonz7924 Před 7 lety +12

      Veitnam flash back Oscar The Grouch Lack toast in tall or rent 💀😂😭

    • @zurnan1953
      @zurnan1953 Před 7 lety +8

      It's lactose intolerant

    • @Haloslayer46
      @Haloslayer46 Před 7 lety +87

      Dr. J. Bright Thanks Captain obvious

  • @josueh5831
    @josueh5831 Před 3 lety +2134

    Fun fact: Fidel Castro died only about 4 months after this video was posted

  • @PreBound_Music
    @PreBound_Music Před rokem +3

    to quote Mr. Bones "The ride never ends!"

  • @logans3365
    @logans3365 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I wanted to go checkout that ice cream parlor, but upon research it seems that is is only for locals, tourist are directed to a tourist trap that’s in the same building, but not the real experience.

  • @zasmrcaveman5725
    @zasmrcaveman5725 Před 7 lety +905

    😂"fuck him it's good cheese"😂

    • @OHYS
      @OHYS Před 6 lety +1

      Z ASMR Caveman, Omg lol haha

    • @Fijilost
      @Fijilost Před 6 lety

      Z ASMR Caveman
      Thats what my dad said when i said the cheese expired

  • @Warshotqt
    @Warshotqt Před 4 lety +2575

    Wow that’s crazy, I lived in Cuba for the first 10 years of my life and even went to Copelia, but never had any idea why it was built... this explains so much why it looks out of place. Honestly the buildings nearby aren’t that well taken care of to say the least.

    • @amletomonacelli22
      @amletomonacelli22 Před 3 lety +35

      Que se siente haber escapado del comunismo bro

    • @presidentofallfoodnice8113
      @presidentofallfoodnice8113 Před 3 lety +2

      @@amletomonacelli22 zebu

    • @Ruanki46
      @Ruanki46 Před 3 lety +104

      I was born in Cuba and lived there till I was 5 until I moved to the US. I can’t believe how lucky I was to leave that poverty strucken place. Unfortunately I still have a lot of family over there but I’m still 13 so it’s not like I can help a lot yk

    • @amletomonacelli22
      @amletomonacelli22 Před 3 lety +50

      @@Ruanki46 That happens when a commie is a leader... i'm glad you're aware of your luck bro, many americans don't.

    • @cam_sus
      @cam_sus Před 3 lety +14

      @@Ruanki46 Good luck bro

  • @DyskordeEdroksyd_IsVerySad
    @DyskordeEdroksyd_IsVerySad Před 7 měsíci +2

    Okay, but can we take a second to appreciate how Sam pronounces words from other languages so flawlessly?

  • @FlowMichael
    @FlowMichael Před 2 lety +4

    I've heard of the emperor of ice cream, but the dictator of ice cream? Come on.

  • @samwolfenstein5239
    @samwolfenstein5239 Před 7 lety +352

    "I would cut myself, were I to bleed cheese"

  • @daisybell5884
    @daisybell5884 Před 6 lety +774

    So you're telling me Fidel Castro was the living embodiment of a got milk ad?

  • @Thespink
    @Thespink Před 3 lety +5

    God the amount of dairy puns is just perfect

  • @rainulislamavash
    @rainulislamavash Před rokem +2

    5:01
    He would be over the moon if he only knew that 'goats' exist.

  • @transturtlegames1212
    @transturtlegames1212 Před 4 lety +1726

    I think Castro produced his own milk when he first saw Ubre Blanca if you know what I'm saying

    • @wrenthdavis5174
      @wrenthdavis5174 Před 4 lety +80

      He certainly had an udder of his own.

    • @FinalFoxFeistyFox
      @FinalFoxFeistyFox Před 4 lety +30

      Ogh eewww

    • @yoda9098
      @yoda9098 Před 4 lety +30

      bruh

    • @lucyschraff4893
      @lucyschraff4893 Před 4 lety +158

      How do I delete another person’s account

    • @Bluemilk92
      @Bluemilk92 Před 4 lety +70

      Actually I don't know what you're saying. I need you to explain in *great detail,* what it is you're trying to get across.

  • @Gottashitrealbad
    @Gottashitrealbad Před 3 lety +513

    The ice cream shop thing looks like somewhere you’d hold a beyblade tournament

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 2 lety +14

      No joke, I thought Castro had ripped off the Quicker Stop of the Future from Clerks: The Series.
      But I seriously like your suggestion way better.

    • @nottheavatar
      @nottheavatar Před rokem

      SHUT

  • @WogueCompanySniper
    @WogueCompanySniper Před 4 měsíci +2

    One of my profs in college met castro. Hes a cuban dude, and loves communism. Basically they got invited to go to cuba and he met the big guy as he put him.

  • @EricLeafericson
    @EricLeafericson Před 8 měsíci +2

    4:14 is just the most accidently cursed image ever.

  • @MemeFinds
    @MemeFinds Před 3 lety +952

    Other ducuments about fidel: "what drove fidel to the cuban missle crisis"
    Sama o'nalla: "why fidel loved dairy so much

    • @draxxychan
      @draxxychan Před 3 lety +13

      Sama n'olla lmao? Learn to spell.

    • @Co19801003
      @Co19801003 Před 3 lety +29

      Let's be honest: this story is a lot more interesting and original. The missile crisis just came down to: "Hey, we tossed out my big neighbor, but he won't stop bullying us and talking smack about us to everyone. Now we have no friends and we're all going to die. Dude, you always stand up against that bully; won't YOU be my friend? You can put some missiles here in return." Nothing too surprising there.
      But this dairy story... It almost makes Fidel seem like a human being with a good side, a bad side AND some funny quirks!

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 Před 3 lety +6

      @@draxxychan Sam-sama

    • @coronaexe884
      @coronaexe884 Před 3 lety +3

      almost got a stroke from reading this

    • @victoracosta4796
      @victoracosta4796 Před 2 lety +4

      That’s why we love Sam O’Nella. He talks about the WTF parts of history nobody would talk about.

  • @jackniessen
    @jackniessen Před 3 lety +713

    Idk why but the thought of Castro speaking in English with Sam’s voice is udderly hilarious to me

    • @kevenwang2250
      @kevenwang2250 Před 3 lety +10

      bruh the pun
      'udderly'

    • @malicexvii7905
      @malicexvii7905 Před 3 lety +2

      @@kevenwang2250 Sam already made that pun in the video and it was far funnier when he did it.

    • @9inchpp
      @9inchpp Před 3 lety +3

      Castro can speak English just fine

    • @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh
      @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh Před 2 lety +2

      Castro attended Harvard so his English was likely better than many.

    • @b3nl555
      @b3nl555 Před 2 lety +3

      I wish people would stop milking this joke

  • @arielontiveros1670
    @arielontiveros1670 Před 2 měsíci +3

    I did it Sam o’nella, I managed to visit coppelia

  • @cybershoutmon9741
    @cybershoutmon9741 Před 2 lety

    You had Rubberross referenced in this? I friggin love you dude

  • @evilgrandmaofficial
    @evilgrandmaofficial Před 3 lety +846

    What I love about Sam’s drawings is when you first see them you go “what the fuck is that” but when you google a picture of the actual thing you go “yeah okay that kinda looks like it”
    The Copellia is a great example

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v Před rokem +46

      Im sorry, did u just disrespected Sam's artistic expression and capability, on his video, on his channel?

  • @YouCheekyMinx69
    @YouCheekyMinx69 Před 7 lety +194

    "He went intercontinentally ballistic"
    my sides

  • @Xeroisawesome
    @Xeroisawesome Před rokem +6

    It just hit me on my 500th rewatch, but did Castro just hate goat milk? That dog-cow plan would have worked moderately well with goats.

  • @RocketShipRansacker
    @RocketShipRansacker Před 27 dny +2

    i once ate 4 ben and jerrys in under 21 minutes after finishing 5 pints of milk