Dead Body Hijinks (Part 2)

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  • @spazmaster6731
    @spazmaster6731 Před 5 lety +15037

    Woman: *dies of incurable and deadly disease*
    Carl Tanzler: ha ha well don't mind if I do

  • @colimiau
    @colimiau Před 3 lety +13469

    Fun fact! Tanzler even admitted to have poisoned Elena in a note found by renovation workers in 1982, saying
    “She died because I gave this to her mercifully. I mixed the root of wolfsbane (monkshood) with aconite diluted. It was palatable and my loved one departed this miserable world on October 25, 1931. Suffer no more sweet Elena. I have sent you to the angels with my golden elixir...”

  • @peterjohnson11655
    @peterjohnson11655 Před 3 lety +7784

    When are we gonna get Dead Body Hijinks 3: Revelations

    • @iandouglass8132
      @iandouglass8132 Před 3 lety +19

      @Carter Harrison no kidding lol

    • @asstroboii
      @asstroboii Před 2 lety +8

      attack tomato hehe

    • @MrBenMcLean
      @MrBenMcLean Před 2 lety +14

      It needs to talk about Jeremiah Bentham, the utilitarian philosopher.

    • @riks081
      @riks081 Před 2 lety +8

      Never

    • @kek848
      @kek848 Před 2 lety +11

      Would have been great if he called this one electric boogaloo

  • @fregtz735
    @fregtz735 Před 3 lety +12948

    The ragdoll he created makes it the first waifu body pillow in the world. (Or at least the first documented body pillow)

  • @AlexSmith-tz2lf
    @AlexSmith-tz2lf Před 3 lety +11553

    "Florida man leaves his family for a corpse."

  • @BananaMike780
    @BananaMike780 Před 4 lety +32331

    I can't believe you left out the part where Tanzler was planning to one day bring her body into space where he believed cosmic xrays would bring her back to life

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 Před 4 lety +3120

      The fuck

    • @PokeFan28
      @PokeFan28 Před 4 lety +1871

      @@cushchristian1257 i can absolutely apprive this comment.
      What the fuck

    • @DarkBladePL9
      @DarkBladePL9 Před 3 lety +2531

      Also, while the girl was still alive the whole family moved houses and instructed all neighbors to not give away thier location to Tanzler, but he found out anyway

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 Před 3 lety +868

      @@DarkBladePL9 damn this guy is a real creep

    • @DarkBladePL9
      @DarkBladePL9 Před 3 lety +1159

      @@cushchristian1257 yeah, he wrote a whole book about it and the part about stealing the corpse is called "liberation"

  • @yelloworange3125
    @yelloworange3125 Před 3 lety +7828

    As far as the hair goes, it was common place in the Victorian era to make jewelry out of a dead persons hair because that was about all you could do to remember them, so her parents likely thought that’s what he was doing

    • @ttracs
      @ttracs Před 3 lety +205

      The past was a a strange place

    • @yelloworange3125
      @yelloworange3125 Před 3 lety +436

      @@ttracs Eh, debatable. When you have to be rich to have your photo taken, you're gonna want anthing you can have to remind you of your dead spouse or parent or child, so you take a lock of their hair and braid it into this intricate piece of jewelry that will be around forever, and you can always wear it to remind yourself of them. If you look up images of them they were quite beautiful, and some were just locks of hair in lockets. Its pretty fascinating. People in the past truly did do the best with what they could (and honestly, how they wore their clothes was also incredibly intelligent). y modern, and even my historical loving self's standards, it is a bit strange to take a dead person's hair, but sometimes in the Victorian era they would take pictures with recently dead people if they didn't get a chance to before they died, then edited the photos to make it look like their eyes were open so they could have a picture of the person to remember them by. Also, there's such thing as victorian photoshop. All those pictures from the victorian and edwardian eras with women with itty bitty waists, were all edited when they were taken to make them look that small!

    • @ryanboggs8685
      @ryanboggs8685 Před 3 lety +118

      @@yelloworange3125 probably the same reasons why knights used to ask for a lock of hair of their ladies.

    • @potsandpans7989
      @potsandpans7989 Před 2 lety +13

      God I love the Victorian era

    • @royisabau5
      @royisabau5 Před 2 lety +38

      Just like in Skyrim when I name enchanted jewelry after the people whose souls inhabit them

  • @TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle
    @TeenageMutantZuckerTurtle Před 2 lety +625

    My grandfather lived in the keys when Tanzler was there doing all that stuff. Key West was a small island so everyone knew everyone. They actually called him Count Carl Von Cosel, idk why, but that’s the name my grandfather used in his stories. Basically all the kids viewed him as your stereotypical local weird creepy old man who everyone was afraid of. My grandfather remembered when all this stuff came to light, it was quite the small town drama.

    • @LL-ht2dd
      @LL-ht2dd Před 2 lety +55

      I’m pretty sure Tanzler claimed to be several things, including a count at one point

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me Před rokem +37

      @@LL-ht2dd Yeah, even Elena's family knew him as Count von Cosel. He was a weird dude.

    • @masterdeetectiv9520
      @masterdeetectiv9520 Před rokem +21

      His USA citizenship papers had his name as Carl Tanzler von Cosel and he later added a count to his name for some reason

    • @octaviusroosevelt7355
      @octaviusroosevelt7355 Před 4 měsíci +2

      To be fair, it seems like he was a weird and creepy old man. He'd be the perfect Congressional candidate for our time.

  • @thebroskibobby3936
    @thebroskibobby3936 Před 5 lety +6115

    Woman: dies from highly contagious disease
    Old man: *swoops in*
    “I’ll be taking that!” y o i n k

  • @Spockitans
    @Spockitans Před 5 lety +2668

    Dead Body Hijinks II: Necrotic Boogaloo

  • @LuckyBird551
    @LuckyBird551 Před 3 lety +5928

    Almost every ancient egyptian mummy: Being eaten by Europeans.

  • @archibaldthejester42069
    @archibaldthejester42069 Před 3 lety +4134

    I think its hilarious that the Necronomicon only has a one star rating on audible. Like, everyone who wanted to do witchcraft listened to it and went: "Nah this ain't cutting it. 1/5 stars, Satan would be disappointed."

    • @ryanboggs8685
      @ryanboggs8685 Před 3 lety +102

      Lmao I could recommend to you a list of fantasy novels that would be more helpful for trying to learn magic

    • @meltedcheese1091
      @meltedcheese1091 Před 2 lety +26

      It’s got like 4 1/2 on Amazon

    • @ninjanolan
      @ninjanolan Před 2 lety +66

      @@ryanboggs8685 You can't just say that and not follow up

    • @ryanboggs8685
      @ryanboggs8685 Před 2 lety +27

      @@ninjanolan I could, but I won’t. Don’t dabble in that stuff, find a better hobby

    • @ninjanolan
      @ninjanolan Před 2 lety +85

      @@ryanboggs8685 I can't tell if you're gatekeeping or just trying to seem cool. There's nothing wrong with sharing fantasy novel recommendations.

  • @blueberrysquid0950
    @blueberrysquid0950 Před 4 lety +8985

    Girl of his dreams: dies
    Tanzler: *_It’s free real estate._*

  • @realbland
    @realbland Před 4 lety +5925

    Tanzler looks more like Freud than Freud does

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 Před 3 lety +40

      Lmao. That's exactly what I'm bad been thinking.

    • @8e_adityaputrapratamazaldy547
      @8e_adityaputrapratamazaldy547 Před 3 lety +4

      literally not z charlie chaplin won at 27th place lol not 3

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Před 3 lety +3

      @Aidan Bramwell If I were him, I'd feel an odd sense of pride LOL

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG Před 3 lety +35

      Tanzler looks like Freud, while Freud looks like George Carlin pretending to be Freud.

    • @theatermx
      @theatermx Před 3 lety +6

      Floridian Freud 👀

  • @aidanc6399
    @aidanc6399 Před 3 lety +534

    I absolutely love how Tanzlers ex didn't give a shit about him being obsessed with the corpse and dumping her

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me Před rokem +53

      They must've been really old by that point and maybe she just wanted a roommate to split the rent with.

  • @raelogan
    @raelogan Před 2 lety +752

    "He looked kind of like Sigmund Freud, only even more evil" is the best description I've heard of

  • @psyraxx88
    @psyraxx88 Před 5 lety +5044

    The screaming corpse part startled me

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks Před 5 lety +6675

    The sequel we needed but didn't deserve

  • @itisyebadger
    @itisyebadger Před rokem +197

    The image of an insane German man living in Florida skipping down the street while pulling a red wagon with a decomposing body in it is not what I wanted to think about today.

  • @Southern-trout0
    @Southern-trout0 Před 3 lety +174

    5:11 I believe that was a genuine scream from Sam after learning about Carl Tanzler.

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 Před 4 lety +2412

    5:11 when your pretending to be dead and hear *"we'd like to have them cremated"*

  • @rano4651
    @rano4651 Před 5 lety +18797

    Necrophilia:
    *putting the rot in erotica*

    • @CEDL4072
      @CEDL4072 Před 5 lety +89

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @zorex.
      @zorex. Před 5 lety +264

      never heard of that one

    • @rano4651
      @rano4651 Před 5 lety +286

      @@zorex. immitation is the greatest form of flattery

    • @zorex.
      @zorex. Před 5 lety +45

      @@rano4651 noted

    • @mikemarks6136
      @mikemarks6136 Před 5 lety +50

      Wow an original joke

  • @migacmagic6675
    @migacmagic6675 Před 3 lety +1702

    2:13
    "Stay Off the Grass"
    rehab facility
    Fucking legend

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Před 3 lety +129

    Pretty much the whole time you were talking about the shit that the obvious schizophrenic was doing with her corpse, I was bracing for horror for the overt necrophilia that’d be mentioned. Still didn’t make it any less horrific when it was stated directly.

    • @adrienneczerni6516
      @adrienneczerni6516 Před rokem +13

      Evidence, both anecdotal and concrete, actually suggests he was not sexual with the cadaver. Not that it makes him less disturbing

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me Před rokem +19

      Well, the doctors who performed her autopsy in 1940 later claimed in the 70s that semen was found in a tube that had been inserted into her body, but they hadn't brought it up earlier because they didn't want to sensationalize the story any more when the scandal first became public. Critics rightly point out that this is hearsay. Sam may not've mentioned it as it's a debated detail.

    • @Birdyboys
      @Birdyboys Před 9 měsíci

      Dude was still a pedophile

  • @jasminne1338
    @jasminne1338 Před 4 lety +3219

    Elena’s sister: *PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP*

    • @annafrankel6236
      @annafrankel6236 Před 4 lety +25

      OMG I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S PARENTS FORCED THEM TO WATCH SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML Před 4 lety +70

      Idk wtf you’re talking about, this sounds like Monsters Inc. to me

    • @Djeispark
      @Djeispark Před 4 lety +35

      @@Flash4ML *It IS Monsters Inc.*

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML Před 4 lety +6

      Then why did Anna frankel say School house rock? Idk which one came first

    • @annafrankel6236
      @annafrankel6236 Před 4 lety +3

      school house rock was in the 70's

  • @dominicburns4002
    @dominicburns4002 Před 4 lety +21421

    I love how he pronounces foreign names casually

  • @KPURPLEKiNG
    @KPURPLEKiNG Před 3 lety +92

    "Never give up on that girl of your dreams."
    -Tanzler

  • @alexhayes5660
    @alexhayes5660 Před rokem +64

    6:13 her face never ceases to make me laugh my fuckin ass off

  • @fpsencore
    @fpsencore Před 4 lety +2736

    “ill take that as a yes 😉”
    *wails from the deepest depths and ravines within the ghastly underworld*

  • @evancarlson5805
    @evancarlson5805 Před 5 lety +983

    My favorite dead body hijink that wasn't mentioned was Operation Mincemeat when British intelligence dressed the body of a drifter as a naval officer and planted fake invasion plans on him and dumped him off the coast of Spain during WW2.

    • @wulfherecyning1282
      @wulfherecyning1282 Před 4 lety +68

      Post-mortem Conscription, good times.
      That drifter is a war hero, even if he was a hapless bum in life.

    • @iheartkiecats
      @iheartkiecats Před 4 lety +37

      Just the word “mincemeat” there made me think of the time a guy accidentally fell into one of McDonald’s giant meat grinders. Total recall of all product once they found out, of course. But I kinda wonder if any of his human meat ever made its way into a Big Mac.

    • @PongWithBreakout
      @PongWithBreakout Před 4 lety +18

      I guess you can call this burger the Big Man.

    • @kylesoriano9512
      @kylesoriano9512 Před 4 lety +5

      @@PongWithBreakout I love you for that

    • @jacaredosvudu1638
      @jacaredosvudu1638 Před 10 měsíci +1

      ​@@iheartkiecatsim sorry, what?

  • @BvousBrainSystems
    @BvousBrainSystems Před 3 lety +43

    It kills me that the best joke in this video, a better joke than i will ever write, is a throwaway line of text that you have to pause to read.
    5:50
    "So do people still poop in heaven?"
    "Only the virtuous scatophiliacs"

  • @maucazalv903
    @maucazalv903 Před 3 lety +34

    6:51 this would be a great sitcom(?

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull Před 4 lety +5051

    It's a creepier story once you know what her corpse's face looked like after Tanzler dressed it up.

    • @livymiso
      @livymiso Před 4 lety +794

      She looked fucking terrifying

    • @masoncampbell5267
      @masoncampbell5267 Před 4 lety +721

      That shit caught me off guard when I looked at Tanzler’s wiki page. I will for certain see that face in a nightmare tonight.

    • @nogoodgod4915
      @nogoodgod4915 Před 3 lety +383

      @@masoncampbell5267 why.... WHYY DID I LOOK IT UP

    • @ashh_ley
      @ashh_ley Před 3 lety +222

      FreakShow describe it im too scared to look

    • @livymiso
      @livymiso Před 3 lety +516

      @@ashh_ley like a porcelain doll but made of human flesh

  • @universal_idiiot
    @universal_idiiot Před 4 lety +6249

    John Paul (with a dr doofenshmirtz voice): If I had a nickel for every time my relic blood was stolen I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot of nickels but it's weird that it happened three times.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 Před 3 lety +190

      alternatively: If Ihad a nickel for every time someone stole pope blood only to conchalantly tosss it away, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's still weird it's happened twice

    • @TylerFurrison
      @TylerFurrison Před 3 lety +25

      Three times that we know of ;)

    • @anthonytorres-cruz1598
      @anthonytorres-cruz1598 Před 3 lety +25

      4 nickels now, making our way to a quarter!

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 Před 3 lety +23

      @@anthonytorres-cruz1598 WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STEALING POPE BLOOD
      and let me guess, they'll find it tossed in the trash again

    • @17locust
      @17locust Před 3 lety +2

      Imagine it in kokichis voice or nagitos voice.

  • @foodank_atr817
    @foodank_atr817 Před 2 lety +25

    6:32
    *"HAVE HER CADAVER"*

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder Před 9 měsíci +3

    1:03 Or their entire body, which is put in a glass case which is used as an altar.
    No joke that's in a Catholic Church in NYC and I've been there.

  • @flickerr1
    @flickerr1 Před 5 lety +1021

    Most obscure and interesting Florida man happenings throughout history please
    Edit: well I’ve never been so right apparently, I now demand it and if you don’t I’ll be upset. Thank you for those who agree with me.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 Před 5 lety +14

      _MyCatNala _ I never knew I needed him to make an entire video dedicated to Florida Man.

    • @jln3399
      @jln3399 Před 5 lety +3

      Nala omgomgomg yay

    • @screamer5029
      @screamer5029 Před 5 lety +4

      Yeah let's do it!

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 Před 5 lety +3

      I concur.

    • @flickerr1
      @flickerr1 Před 5 lety +9

      WE MUST RISE
      RISE FOR THE SAKE OF THE FLORIDA MAN

  • @davidcastillo4141
    @davidcastillo4141 Před 5 lety +5110

    5:11 when you wake up and realize you have ten minutes to prepare for school

  • @joanna6569
    @joanna6569 Před 2 lety +18

    Your drawing of Tanzler was so detailed I immediately recognised him for who he was

  • @honeyfarms2221
    @honeyfarms2221 Před 2 lety +36

    Speaking of corpses, let's keep this channel alive and well until he someday comes back and is like "holy shit"

  • @classicallemur1190
    @classicallemur1190 Před 4 lety +5527

    Roses are red, the sun is shining, my mental health is slowly declining.

  • @adambutler1513
    @adambutler1513 Před 3 lety +1374

    "why did the priest have pope blood in his bag?" Sounds like the setup to one of those priest walks into a bar jokes sam lmfao

  • @oscarbelmare_22
    @oscarbelmare_22 Před 3 lety +16

    Just hearing his theme even in past videos makes me feel joy

  • @Dorkish
    @Dorkish Před 2 lety +9

    "I-im deeply in love with you"
    " 'heavy breathing' *BLEGH* "
    -_tanzler & elenas dilemma_

  • @redlily2893
    @redlily2893 Před 5 lety +644

    Carl Tanzler: The Original Florida Man

    • @amirajones6157
      @amirajones6157 Před 5 lety +1

      Lmao Soo true

    • @avanda.7070
      @avanda.7070 Před 5 lety +2

      @Garrett McBride i wonder what crazy things the Florida dinosaurs did

    • @AlbinoTuxedo
      @AlbinoTuxedo Před 5 lety +1

      @Garrett McBride *Florida fish gets sick of water and wanders off into land*

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 Před 5 lety

      @Garrett McBride Florida native probably.

    • @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG
      @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG Před 4 lety +1

      Floridian historical way of life.

  • @CatLivesNite
    @CatLivesNite Před 4 lety +758

    You forgot where tanzler has a doctor before his name so elena's parents thought he's a doctor which is probably why tanzler got some of elena's hair.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 Před 4 lety +71

      Except he wasn't a doctor. Sam incorrectly calls him "radiologist", which is, indeed, a type of doctor, but Tanzler wasn't a radiologist but a radiology technician, which is more like a nurse rather than a doctor. He never went to medical school or anything like that

    • @croppedrocket3383
      @croppedrocket3383 Před 4 lety +16

      @@exantiuse497 jesus. Was people that oblivious back then.
      Makes me glad we began doing background checks.

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself Před 4 lety +21

      @@exantiuse497 - Nnno, Nurses have to go to school & take difficult classes, so that's less like a nurse and more like a receptionist who's been at the hospital a very long time who hands out advice that he shouldn'ta oughta.

    • @exantiuse497
      @exantiuse497 Před 4 lety +22

      @@geekdivaherself This is from Wikipedia ("radiographer" article): In the United States, these professionals are known as Radiologic Technologists. Formal training programs in radiography range in length that leads to a certificate, an associate or a bachelor's degree.
      So the education they receive (at least today, idk about back then) is of similar length as what nurses go through. Idk about the difficulty, I'm neither a nurse nor a radiology technician, but saying they're "like a receptionist" is not accurate, they do go to college

    • @geekdivaherself
      @geekdivaherself Před 4 lety +5

      @@exantiuse497 Thanks, but I was talking about then. Where I am, receptionists usually have some college, too. My Mom's a nurse, and her last year of college definitely had at least one course that scared even doctors with its level of required intensity and precision. The nursing profession is often looked down upon, too.

  • @katswarrior
    @katswarrior Před rokem +4

    There's actually a song about Tanzler fixing up Elena called "Wax and Wire" by Loch Lomond, who composed for Boxtrolls

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 Před rokem +7

    The giddy little animation you did for Tanzler- perfection.

  • @syco579
    @syco579 Před 3 lety +1273

    You left out the part where before reburying Elena, her taxidermied corpse was put on display for a few days so people could get a look at what tanzler did to it

    • @oooooooooooooooooooooooor
      @oooooooooooooooooooooooor Před 2 lety +106

      Jesus christ...

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Před 2 lety +203

      It just gets worse and worse the more I learn about it

    • @coloEditing
      @coloEditing Před 2 lety +18

      @@fart63 A lot of childs get trauma after seeing this i think...

    • @trianglekid219
      @trianglekid219 Před 2 lety +47

      that reminds me of the picture of elena's body that i saw years ago.
      it still haunts my nightmare. how do you remove a thought from your memory

    • @thatonedude9269
      @thatonedude9269 Před 2 lety +8

      @@trianglekid219 is the one where she looks like a mannequin?

  • @Rickey1
    @Rickey1 Před 5 lety +602

    Pope: dies
    Bypasser: *wOAH free first relics*

    • @thomasw4422
      @thomasw4422 Před 5 lety +13

      Free first class relics

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Před 5 lety +1

      He lived like another 20 years after being shot though

  • @aaronmenzo3070
    @aaronmenzo3070 Před 3 lety +8

    5:10 is the hardest I've laughed in forever

  • @theotheranna6973
    @theotheranna6973 Před 2 lety +5

    There’s something beautiful and eerie about the image of Maria Elena. I’m not sure if the picture going around is the restored corpse or his replica, but still…

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 5 lety +3919

    People who have been killed to death 2: The Squeakquel

  • @shane4613
    @shane4613 Před 4 lety +5494

    5:08 like this so I can find it later

    • @iihopegloss9870
      @iihopegloss9870 Před 4 lety +46

      ᔕᕼᗩᑎEᔕTᑌᗪIOᔕ bam your welcome

    • @tomasbeltran04050
      @tomasbeltran04050 Před 4 lety +37

      Could you find it?

    • @shane4613
      @shane4613 Před 4 lety +58

      Tomás Beltrán yes thank you

    • @tomasbeltran04050
      @tomasbeltran04050 Před 4 lety +7

      @@shane4613 ur welcome

    • @se7vin77
      @se7vin77 Před 4 lety +41

      the comments show up at the top of the comment section for the person who posted it. stop begging for likes.

  • @Icelandic_Sand
    @Icelandic_Sand Před 2 lety +13

    I actually watched a documentary about Tanzler when I was like 5 with my dad. Scared the shit out of me, but I was really hoping youd cover it in this series, bravo!

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 Před měsícem

      Who let a 5 year old you watch a documentary on a cadaver-banger??!

    • @Icelandic_Sand
      @Icelandic_Sand Před měsícem

      @@0_dearghealach_083 my dad. This was in 2008-2009 if I recall correctly. It was probably 10:00 at night or later and it came on TV. I was laying on the couch when he decided that was a good time to watch a really dark documentary about the cadaver finagler! He didn't have any malicious intent, honestly he probably thought I was asleep, it was really late and I normally fell asleep on the couch back then, rarely ever slept in my actual bedroom. And I regularly watched ghost shows with him, they were interesting to me, but Tanzler, that went a little too far for 5yo me, lol.

  • @GMTP_Y420
    @GMTP_Y420 Před rokem +3

    "I bet he would do this so he cant commit crimes against nature"
    *me realizing what's about to come next* OH NO

  • @taylorbarbieri4018
    @taylorbarbieri4018 Před 4 lety +1063

    I remember seeing a documentary when I was 8 on Tanzler’s wild ride with his corpse bride. Terrified me for years, thanks for bringing my sleep paralysis demon new material.

    • @renz1013
      @renz1013 Před 3 lety +6

      @yeetkid dont jusg please dont I had enough about these corps stories

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 Před 3 lety +8

      Imagine dying of tuberculosis just for some weird guy to make you his wife

  • @shrekisgod8484
    @shrekisgod8484 Před 5 lety +539

    - drinks pope blood -
    _refreshing_

  • @yotsuyuyagiyama2443
    @yotsuyuyagiyama2443 Před rokem +12

    Reminds me of the real human skeleton that my anatomy teacher has that was missing a skull. I asked her why and she said some kid stole it a few years back. It was left on the beach and the police found it and started freaking out thinking there was a dead body, just to identify the skull and find it was a registered human skeleton.

  • @tajniak4335
    @tajniak4335 Před 2 lety +6

    A photo of Elena's dead body after Tanzler's "surgery" can easily be found online and it's somehow both hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 Před 9 měsíci

      Huh, it was not anywhere nearly as disturbing as I anticipated. Actually, it was not bad at all.
      Not good mind you, but it was not scary or upsetting.

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 Před 4 lety +1945

    This is the most cursed comment section i have ever seen.

    • @billyparr3901
      @billyparr3901 Před 4 lety +11

      100% True

    • @davidmadiar3928
      @davidmadiar3928 Před 4 lety +30

      The video itself is cursed like a mummy's treasure-ridden grave is cursed.

    • @CyberLink70
      @CyberLink70 Před 4 lety +12

      Introducing the Sam O’ Nella Academy.

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 Před 4 lety +11

      @@CyberLink70 I am a second grade scholar of *T h e A c a d e m y* and even by those standards this is fucking cursed.

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 Před 3 lety +4

      If you wanna see something more cursed search tanzler elena

  • @ksj2936
    @ksj2936 Před 3 lety +857

    "Wake up"
    5:08
    "You're late for school"
    5:11

  • @freakcascade6809
    @freakcascade6809 Před 2 lety +6

    I just discovered this channel and am loving every minute

  • @nills2099
    @nills2099 Před 3 lety +11

    *Police* *Academy* *Application*
    Name: O'Nella, Samuel "Maverick Renegade"
    SSN: 133TH4X0R
    Experience:
    -Call Of Duty (WAW through BO4)
    -Chasing squirrels away (ongoing)
    -Driving car with dog in passenger seat
    (Yorkie but it still counts)
    -One time I tried on a bulletproof vest. it was cool.
    -Licking 9 volt batteries to stimulate repeated tasing.
    References:
    -Mom
    -Jake (paintball buddy who let me try on his vest)
    Love, Sam
    Jesus Christ how do you come up with this stuff🤣

  • @C_Corpze
    @C_Corpze Před 4 lety +1642

    5:11 this made me tear up laughing, it’s so unexpected.

    • @b3ckwardsamerica625
      @b3ckwardsamerica625 Před 3 lety +59

      its like the sr pelo screams

    • @_hekken
      @_hekken Před 3 lety +26

      What made me tear up was pausing the video at the "satanic ritual" imagery.

    • @doonico2958
      @doonico2958 Před 3 lety +2

      Same

    • @charlie_lane20
      @charlie_lane20 Před 2 lety +8

      i laughed as hard as i could for like two minutes straight

    • @ninja250r2008
      @ninja250r2008 Před 2 lety +3

      Thank you. Was looking for this comment.

  • @dumpsterchild131
    @dumpsterchild131 Před 5 lety +2641

    Tanzler: I am deeply in love with you
    Elena: *huhahuHAHUHA H U H A H* (death)
    Tanzler: I’m glad you agree

  • @JohnSmith-td7hd
    @JohnSmith-td7hd Před 2 lety +1

    Your videos are incredible, in the good way. I learn so much, forgetting it all later, and come away smiling :)

  • @ryanfreedman6348
    @ryanfreedman6348 Před 3 lety +2

    Come back Sam we need you now more than ever!

  • @henri6685
    @henri6685 Před 5 lety +201

    Remember the dark times, when his Videos were only 3-4 minutes long? I am glad that this is over.

  • @Jim58223
    @Jim58223 Před 5 lety +894

    He pip piped the diddly doo with the dead body

  • @francescagreetham1804
    @francescagreetham1804 Před 3 lety +2

    I’ve heard this story about Carl Tanzler before but I enjoyed the way it was told in this video so much more 😆

  • @lukastreuer8121
    @lukastreuer8121 Před 3 lety +6

    The part with the pope blood is basically real-life Supernatural

  • @gobineko8121
    @gobineko8121 Před 3 lety +702

    5:11 is nightmare fuel at 2 in the morning.

  • @KorewaEden
    @KorewaEden Před 5 lety +446

    The sequel that everyone knew they needed

  • @East16
    @East16 Před 3 lety +17

    8:27 we hear that plate on your desk

  • @Yo-Uncle
    @Yo-Uncle Před 2 lety +2

    We all miss you, Sam. Even if you never post content again, I wish you luck in all your future endeavors, and I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.

  • @m1l22
    @m1l22 Před 5 lety +1166

    *_Dead body Hijinks 2: The Deceased Boogaloo_*

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ Před 5 lety +20

      *Reanimated Hijinks 2: Electrified Boogaloo*

    • @lucasmucas9072
      @lucasmucas9072 Před 5 lety +1

      Stolen

    • @greenmovie13
      @greenmovie13 Před 5 lety +2

      You’re literally just making yourself seem more like you stole that comment by acting so harsh.

    • @maplegumm
      @maplegumm Před 5 lety +1

      Hey I’m your 1000 like

    • @m1l22
      @m1l22 Před 5 lety

      Maple Gum nice

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 Před 5 lety +1588

    *_Siri, where do I hide a body?_*

  • @bkkorner
    @bkkorner Před 6 měsíci +4

    "Do you guys need to check in here too?" LMAO

  • @Bo-dv2zm
    @Bo-dv2zm Před 3 lety +5

    0:59 gotta love the fight club reference that went over everyones heads

  • @Caniewaak
    @Caniewaak Před 3 lety +417

    3:50 "This is the past we're talking about after all, that place was a shitshow from start to finish"
    World history in a sentence.

  • @lawl756
    @lawl756 Před 5 lety +8248

    I love the decline in Sam's mental state. His videos went from being reserved, to the point, family friendly, to....well
    5:11
    No regrets, 10/10 would subscribe again if i could

    • @deet0109mapping
      @deet0109mapping Před 5 lety +70

      sounds like me

    • @redplayz6858
      @redplayz6858 Před 5 lety +196

      "AAAAA-"

    • @DZXJR
      @DZXJR Před 5 lety +58

      Infernal noises

    • @flightlessboy4040
      @flightlessboy4040 Před 4 lety +127

      Compared to the first dead hyjinx video, he's a lot more sane in and calm in this one. Not by that much but there is a difference.

    • @beesgold1487
      @beesgold1487 Před 4 lety +3

      Alt account

  • @samchop157
    @samchop157 Před 2 lety +1

    I heard about the amusement park story on a true crime podcast and I couldn’t stop think of this (I listened to it on audible)

  • @kristym7149
    @kristym7149 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I went to Key West earlier this year and went on a ghost tour. The guide told us the story of the creepy doctor and Elena. Apparently he went to Elena's family and said he wanted to have dinner with them and he brought Elena's corpse with him as his date. Insane guy

  • @Mr_Yeah
    @Mr_Yeah Před 5 lety +1084

    5:12 Yeah, sleep is overrated. Don't need that tonight.

    • @QueenVoodo0
      @QueenVoodo0 Před 5 lety +27

      Mr.Yeah UGGGHHHH

    • @mann8557
      @mann8557 Před 5 lety +32

      That scared the shit out of me.

    • @joylolly4458
      @joylolly4458 Před 5 lety +2

      @@mann8557 Dude, same😐😖

    • @pendulunium2408
      @pendulunium2408 Před 5 lety +37

      I found it fucking hilarious

    • @erelys3259
      @erelys3259 Před 5 lety +4

      @@pendulunium2408 yeah, it's fucking hilarious, just...
      I'll take that as a yes!
      *AAAHHHHH*

  • @shlumblum274
    @shlumblum274 Před 5 lety +212

    I hate when I come home and there's just first-class relic all over the floor

  • @freakspacecadet
    @freakspacecadet Před 3 lety +3

    lmfao i love the slipknot reference at 0:55

  • @acepena0629
    @acepena0629 Před 2 lety +12

    My wife and I constantly go “aaaaaah” like Elena did at 5:13 😂😂😂

  • @draxxychan
    @draxxychan Před 3 lety +594

    Tanzler: "I'll take that for a yes."
    Elena: *" ....UUUHHHHHHH"*

  • @someflatsoda9879
    @someflatsoda9879 Před 5 lety +1378

    5:09 Facebook moms' reaction to normal memes
    5:12 Facebook moms' reaction to minion memes

  • @meganbeil2113
    @meganbeil2113 Před 3 lety +3

    The bong in the priest bag made my day 🤣

  • @BarryClark7181
    @BarryClark7181 Před 2 lety +1

    I don't know about the material stolen from Cologne, but I used to have a piece of JPII's blood-stained robe in my office.
    I'm not joking. I work for a fundraising office of a particular catholic religious order, and we "used" the 1st class relic to make 3rd class relics and then mail them to potential donors as a "gift".
    I kept it in a safe in my office until we put it out on display at the church next door.

  • @thefunnyfungusman
    @thefunnyfungusman Před 5 lety +1158

    5:11 *S R P E L O I N T E N S I F I E S*

  • @AHumanIAmNot
    @AHumanIAmNot Před 5 lety +690

    I feel like the "stay off the grass" sign at the rehab is under appreciated in these comments.

    • @kindoflame
      @kindoflame Před 5 lety +18

      I noticed it, but I just got the joke now. Yeah, that is a nice one.

    • @gabriel77196
      @gabriel77196 Před 5 lety +2

      uuuuuuhhhhhhh i don't get it ._.

    • @flyingretard7700
      @flyingretard7700 Před 5 lety +1

      I don’t get it, somebody please explain this to me

    • @Matthew-li7we
      @Matthew-li7we Před 5 lety +3

      Didn't really notice it but now that you have pointed it out I laughed for a good minute. Man I needed that.

    • @dabilitation
      @dabilitation Před 5 lety +1

      @@severalpunchman2698 i dont think thats the joke..

  • @illegitimatecrepe1990
    @illegitimatecrepe1990 Před 3 lety +4

    5:51 "only the virtuous scatophilliacs and the holy ghost for some reason" why why is no one talking about this

  • @dwayneCollin
    @dwayneCollin Před 7 měsíci +1

    Lmaooo. This was by far your funniest video yet.

  • @kalanaherath3076
    @kalanaherath3076 Před 5 lety +338

    Wow that guy did more for that dead body than he did to treat her while alive

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 Před 5 lety +17

      *WOW.* A subject even I'm reluctant to make jokes about in private, and you did it in a fucking comment section. You deserve a fucking N-word pass.

    • @tomokokuroki2506
      @tomokokuroki2506 Před 5 lety +39

      Things Dr Bright is not allowed to do:
      *give people an N-word pass*

    • @kalanaherath3076
      @kalanaherath3076 Před 5 lety +5

      @@purplehaze2358 Wait...I'm an Indian guy from Sri Lanka, wasn't I already allowed to say the N-word? If not, I've done some grave mistakes that I need to correct...

    • @purplehaze2358
      @purplehaze2358 Před 5 lety +3

      @@tomokokuroki2506 What can I say, I'm the man of BRIGHT ideas.

  • @breadboardbarry9163
    @breadboardbarry9163 Před 5 lety +612

    Breaking news: Florida man has visions that told him to steal a corpse.

    • @tristyncoffey839
      @tristyncoffey839 Před 5 lety +28

      Florida’s always making headlines with crazy shit. “Alligator dressed as Mickey Mouse attacks child outside Disney world.”

    • @breadboardbarry9163
      @breadboardbarry9163 Před 5 lety +8

      @@tristyncoffey839 damn right

    • @Slowbunaga
      @Slowbunaga Před 5 lety +16

      You know it feels like Florida man has been around since before Florida was Florida.

    • @AmethystASTeRReisYALL
      @AmethystASTeRReisYALL Před 5 lety +1

      Isn't this the entire plot of Steel Ball Run

  • @Wowwowpow13
    @Wowwowpow13 Před 3 lety +10

    “Satanic rituals”
    Pauses video
    “Is that Mickey Mouse?”

  • @exchanginq5215
    @exchanginq5215 Před 2 lety +1

    this guy makes me laugh so much people come back man please