Dead Body Hijinks (Part 2)
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Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Woman: *dies of incurable and deadly disease*
Carl Tanzler: ha ha well don't mind if I do
Incurable, deadly, and contagious disease.
Thicc Alien : You don’t know me.
😘💀
@Thicc Alien You shouldn't judge people with a name like that.
*shoves pp inside dead human*
Fun fact! Tanzler even admitted to have poisoned Elena in a note found by renovation workers in 1982, saying
“She died because I gave this to her mercifully. I mixed the root of wolfsbane (monkshood) with aconite diluted. It was palatable and my loved one departed this miserable world on October 25, 1931. Suffer no more sweet Elena. I have sent you to the angels with my golden elixir...”
I- *what?*
“My golden elixir” sounds like piss
@@rubyy.7374 o god it does
@@rubyy.7374 swiss miss instant piss maybe
Look I would rather be poisoned then to continue to suffer from tuberculosis.
When are we gonna get Dead Body Hijinks 3: Revelations
@Carter Harrison no kidding lol
attack tomato hehe
It needs to talk about Jeremiah Bentham, the utilitarian philosopher.
Never
Would have been great if he called this one electric boogaloo
The ragdoll he created makes it the first waifu body pillow in the world. (Or at least the first documented body pillow)
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
I never thought that, lmao
we don't know if first.
@@santafefanproductions786 yes
Don’t. Start.
"Florida man leaves his family for a corpse."
Underrated
Underrated
The first of many
Godfather of Florida men
Florida kid sells his unconscious friend to a drug dealer for a bag of marijuana
I can't believe you left out the part where Tanzler was planning to one day bring her body into space where he believed cosmic xrays would bring her back to life
The fuck
@@cushchristian1257 i can absolutely apprive this comment.
What the fuck
Also, while the girl was still alive the whole family moved houses and instructed all neighbors to not give away thier location to Tanzler, but he found out anyway
@@DarkBladePL9 damn this guy is a real creep
@@cushchristian1257 yeah, he wrote a whole book about it and the part about stealing the corpse is called "liberation"
As far as the hair goes, it was common place in the Victorian era to make jewelry out of a dead persons hair because that was about all you could do to remember them, so her parents likely thought that’s what he was doing
The past was a a strange place
@@ttracs Eh, debatable. When you have to be rich to have your photo taken, you're gonna want anthing you can have to remind you of your dead spouse or parent or child, so you take a lock of their hair and braid it into this intricate piece of jewelry that will be around forever, and you can always wear it to remind yourself of them. If you look up images of them they were quite beautiful, and some were just locks of hair in lockets. Its pretty fascinating. People in the past truly did do the best with what they could (and honestly, how they wore their clothes was also incredibly intelligent). y modern, and even my historical loving self's standards, it is a bit strange to take a dead person's hair, but sometimes in the Victorian era they would take pictures with recently dead people if they didn't get a chance to before they died, then edited the photos to make it look like their eyes were open so they could have a picture of the person to remember them by. Also, there's such thing as victorian photoshop. All those pictures from the victorian and edwardian eras with women with itty bitty waists, were all edited when they were taken to make them look that small!
@@yelloworange3125 probably the same reasons why knights used to ask for a lock of hair of their ladies.
God I love the Victorian era
Just like in Skyrim when I name enchanted jewelry after the people whose souls inhabit them
My grandfather lived in the keys when Tanzler was there doing all that stuff. Key West was a small island so everyone knew everyone. They actually called him Count Carl Von Cosel, idk why, but that’s the name my grandfather used in his stories. Basically all the kids viewed him as your stereotypical local weird creepy old man who everyone was afraid of. My grandfather remembered when all this stuff came to light, it was quite the small town drama.
I’m pretty sure Tanzler claimed to be several things, including a count at one point
@@LL-ht2dd Yeah, even Elena's family knew him as Count von Cosel. He was a weird dude.
His USA citizenship papers had his name as Carl Tanzler von Cosel and he later added a count to his name for some reason
To be fair, it seems like he was a weird and creepy old man. He'd be the perfect Congressional candidate for our time.
Woman: dies from highly contagious disease
Old man: *swoops in*
“I’ll be taking that!” y o i n k
Thank you for commenting
Hippity hoppity you are now my property
Yeenkers
BroskiJosephski y a g g a
what would you do for a klondike bar?
Dead Body Hijinks II: Necrotic Boogaloo
i already made that joke!
@@ghostofshinychanseythattil4352 yeah but you stole our oxygen so I think it's just fair
Screw my comments, pin this
Gosh gee these mufuckin’ dead bodies are really for me
When I'm dead just throw me in the trash
Almost every ancient egyptian mummy: Being eaten by Europeans.
Wait what
Yhea , wait what?
Europeans used to eat egyptian mummies, believing that gave them some health benefits....smh
The cursed jerky
Mummy, more like, yummy
I think its hilarious that the Necronomicon only has a one star rating on audible. Like, everyone who wanted to do witchcraft listened to it and went: "Nah this ain't cutting it. 1/5 stars, Satan would be disappointed."
Lmao I could recommend to you a list of fantasy novels that would be more helpful for trying to learn magic
It’s got like 4 1/2 on Amazon
@@ryanboggs8685 You can't just say that and not follow up
@@ninjanolan I could, but I won’t. Don’t dabble in that stuff, find a better hobby
@@ryanboggs8685 I can't tell if you're gatekeeping or just trying to seem cool. There's nothing wrong with sharing fantasy novel recommendations.
Girl of his dreams: dies
Tanzler: *_It’s free real estate._*
I mean
@@Chrome2105 damn right
Why does this also work for ImJayStation
This shit isn’t funny
no No NO *no* *No* *NO*
Tanzler looks more like Freud than Freud does
Lmao. That's exactly what I'm bad been thinking.
literally not z charlie chaplin won at 27th place lol not 3
@Aidan Bramwell If I were him, I'd feel an odd sense of pride LOL
Tanzler looks like Freud, while Freud looks like George Carlin pretending to be Freud.
Floridian Freud 👀
I absolutely love how Tanzlers ex didn't give a shit about him being obsessed with the corpse and dumping her
They must've been really old by that point and maybe she just wanted a roommate to split the rent with.
"He looked kind of like Sigmund Freud, only even more evil" is the best description I've heard of
The screaming corpse part startled me
"I'll take that as a yes!"
DEAD BODY: AAAAAAAAAAA
It made me rofl
When?
5:11
*AAAA-*
The sequel we needed but didn't deserve
*deserved, but didnt need
@@frowlinian8175 no
*didn't deserve nor needed?
@@ValugaTheLord my brain exploded
666 likes :0
The image of an insane German man living in Florida skipping down the street while pulling a red wagon with a decomposing body in it is not what I wanted to think about today.
5:11 I believe that was a genuine scream from Sam after learning about Carl Tanzler.
5:11 when your pretending to be dead and hear *"we'd like to have them cremated"*
I HATE HOW IM LAUGHING AT 1Am thanks to reading this.
You got a good laugh out of me LMFAOOO
5:11 when you e
For a youtube comment meme, this is actually funny
DEEP FRIED
Necrophilia:
*putting the rot in erotica*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
never heard of that one
@@zorex. immitation is the greatest form of flattery
@@rano4651 noted
Wow an original joke
2:13
"Stay Off the Grass"
rehab facility
Fucking legend
I dont get it
@@trollman3894 weed
@@yolomaipolo1383 ooooh
@@trollman3894 oof
Omfg how did i miss that. 500 IQ joke
Pretty much the whole time you were talking about the shit that the obvious schizophrenic was doing with her corpse, I was bracing for horror for the overt necrophilia that’d be mentioned. Still didn’t make it any less horrific when it was stated directly.
Evidence, both anecdotal and concrete, actually suggests he was not sexual with the cadaver. Not that it makes him less disturbing
Well, the doctors who performed her autopsy in 1940 later claimed in the 70s that semen was found in a tube that had been inserted into her body, but they hadn't brought it up earlier because they didn't want to sensationalize the story any more when the scandal first became public. Critics rightly point out that this is hearsay. Sam may not've mentioned it as it's a debated detail.
Dude was still a pedophile
Elena’s sister: *PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP*
OMG I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO'S PARENTS FORCED THEM TO WATCH SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK
Idk wtf you’re talking about, this sounds like Monsters Inc. to me
@@Flash4ML *It IS Monsters Inc.*
Then why did Anna frankel say School house rock? Idk which one came first
school house rock was in the 70's
I love how he pronounces foreign names casually
Because he's not dumb...
@@numberonepiaafan True tho
@@simonj6801 TRUE LULW
He sucks at doing it though
Yellow Cactus, um not really, he pronounced all those names well
"Never give up on that girl of your dreams."
-Tanzler
6:13 her face never ceases to make me laugh my fuckin ass off
“ill take that as a yes 😉”
*wails from the deepest depths and ravines within the ghastly underworld*
5:12
*the scream that you make waking up at night when you forget to do something*
@@LocalGoober10 You wake up at 11:55 and remember your essay due at 12
underrated comment
AAUUUUUGGHHHHHH
Pogggg
My favorite dead body hijink that wasn't mentioned was Operation Mincemeat when British intelligence dressed the body of a drifter as a naval officer and planted fake invasion plans on him and dumped him off the coast of Spain during WW2.
Post-mortem Conscription, good times.
That drifter is a war hero, even if he was a hapless bum in life.
Just the word “mincemeat” there made me think of the time a guy accidentally fell into one of McDonald’s giant meat grinders. Total recall of all product once they found out, of course. But I kinda wonder if any of his human meat ever made its way into a Big Mac.
I guess you can call this burger the Big Man.
@@PongWithBreakout I love you for that
@@iheartkiecatsim sorry, what?
It kills me that the best joke in this video, a better joke than i will ever write, is a throwaway line of text that you have to pause to read.
5:50
"So do people still poop in heaven?"
"Only the virtuous scatophiliacs"
6:51 this would be a great sitcom(?
It's a creepier story once you know what her corpse's face looked like after Tanzler dressed it up.
She looked fucking terrifying
That shit caught me off guard when I looked at Tanzler’s wiki page. I will for certain see that face in a nightmare tonight.
@@masoncampbell5267 why.... WHYY DID I LOOK IT UP
FreakShow describe it im too scared to look
@@ashh_ley like a porcelain doll but made of human flesh
John Paul (with a dr doofenshmirtz voice): If I had a nickel for every time my relic blood was stolen I'd have three nickels, which isn't a lot of nickels but it's weird that it happened three times.
alternatively: If Ihad a nickel for every time someone stole pope blood only to conchalantly tosss it away, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's still weird it's happened twice
Three times that we know of ;)
4 nickels now, making our way to a quarter!
@@anthonytorres-cruz1598 WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP STEALING POPE BLOOD
and let me guess, they'll find it tossed in the trash again
Imagine it in kokichis voice or nagitos voice.
6:32
*"HAVE HER CADAVER"*
1:03 Or their entire body, which is put in a glass case which is used as an altar.
No joke that's in a Catholic Church in NYC and I've been there.
Most obscure and interesting Florida man happenings throughout history please
Edit: well I’ve never been so right apparently, I now demand it and if you don’t I’ll be upset. Thank you for those who agree with me.
_MyCatNala _ I never knew I needed him to make an entire video dedicated to Florida Man.
Nala omgomgomg yay
Yeah let's do it!
I concur.
WE MUST RISE
RISE FOR THE SAKE OF THE FLORIDA MAN
5:11 when you wake up and realize you have ten minutes to prepare for school
So true🤣🤣
This morning
I looked for a 5:11 comment ty
Lel
Omegalul.
Your drawing of Tanzler was so detailed I immediately recognised him for who he was
Speaking of corpses, let's keep this channel alive and well until he someday comes back and is like "holy shit"
HES BAAAAAAACK
Soo
Roses are red, the sun is shining, my mental health is slowly declining.
*Hol’ up a second...*
Same lmao
ok
haha relatable
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I think this applies to all of us
"why did the priest have pope blood in his bag?" Sounds like the setup to one of those priest walks into a bar jokes sam lmfao
Just hearing his theme even in past videos makes me feel joy
"I-im deeply in love with you"
" 'heavy breathing' *BLEGH* "
-_tanzler & elenas dilemma_
Carl Tanzler: The Original Florida Man
Lmao Soo true
@Garrett McBride i wonder what crazy things the Florida dinosaurs did
@Garrett McBride *Florida fish gets sick of water and wanders off into land*
@Garrett McBride Florida native probably.
Floridian historical way of life.
You forgot where tanzler has a doctor before his name so elena's parents thought he's a doctor which is probably why tanzler got some of elena's hair.
Except he wasn't a doctor. Sam incorrectly calls him "radiologist", which is, indeed, a type of doctor, but Tanzler wasn't a radiologist but a radiology technician, which is more like a nurse rather than a doctor. He never went to medical school or anything like that
@@exantiuse497 jesus. Was people that oblivious back then.
Makes me glad we began doing background checks.
@@exantiuse497 - Nnno, Nurses have to go to school & take difficult classes, so that's less like a nurse and more like a receptionist who's been at the hospital a very long time who hands out advice that he shouldn'ta oughta.
@@geekdivaherself This is from Wikipedia ("radiographer" article): In the United States, these professionals are known as Radiologic Technologists. Formal training programs in radiography range in length that leads to a certificate, an associate or a bachelor's degree.
So the education they receive (at least today, idk about back then) is of similar length as what nurses go through. Idk about the difficulty, I'm neither a nurse nor a radiology technician, but saying they're "like a receptionist" is not accurate, they do go to college
@@exantiuse497 Thanks, but I was talking about then. Where I am, receptionists usually have some college, too. My Mom's a nurse, and her last year of college definitely had at least one course that scared even doctors with its level of required intensity and precision. The nursing profession is often looked down upon, too.
There's actually a song about Tanzler fixing up Elena called "Wax and Wire" by Loch Lomond, who composed for Boxtrolls
The giddy little animation you did for Tanzler- perfection.
You left out the part where before reburying Elena, her taxidermied corpse was put on display for a few days so people could get a look at what tanzler did to it
Jesus christ...
It just gets worse and worse the more I learn about it
@@fart63 A lot of childs get trauma after seeing this i think...
that reminds me of the picture of elena's body that i saw years ago.
it still haunts my nightmare. how do you remove a thought from your memory
@@trianglekid219 is the one where she looks like a mannequin?
Pope: dies
Bypasser: *wOAH free first relics*
Free first class relics
He lived like another 20 years after being shot though
5:10 is the hardest I've laughed in forever
There’s something beautiful and eerie about the image of Maria Elena. I’m not sure if the picture going around is the restored corpse or his replica, but still…
People who have been killed to death 2: The Squeakquel
Justin Y. Not even gonna make a Steel Ball Run reference?
You're late.
:(
Go away
virgin
5:08 like this so I can find it later
ᔕᕼᗩᑎEᔕTᑌᗪIOᔕ bam your welcome
Could you find it?
Tomás Beltrán yes thank you
@@shane4613 ur welcome
the comments show up at the top of the comment section for the person who posted it. stop begging for likes.
I actually watched a documentary about Tanzler when I was like 5 with my dad. Scared the shit out of me, but I was really hoping youd cover it in this series, bravo!
Who let a 5 year old you watch a documentary on a cadaver-banger??!
@@0_dearghealach_083 my dad. This was in 2008-2009 if I recall correctly. It was probably 10:00 at night or later and it came on TV. I was laying on the couch when he decided that was a good time to watch a really dark documentary about the cadaver finagler! He didn't have any malicious intent, honestly he probably thought I was asleep, it was really late and I normally fell asleep on the couch back then, rarely ever slept in my actual bedroom. And I regularly watched ghost shows with him, they were interesting to me, but Tanzler, that went a little too far for 5yo me, lol.
"I bet he would do this so he cant commit crimes against nature"
*me realizing what's about to come next* OH NO
I remember seeing a documentary when I was 8 on Tanzler’s wild ride with his corpse bride. Terrified me for years, thanks for bringing my sleep paralysis demon new material.
@yeetkid dont jusg please dont I had enough about these corps stories
Imagine dying of tuberculosis just for some weird guy to make you his wife
- drinks pope blood -
_refreshing_
I love pope blood!!
Pope cranberry.
*WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY*
Shoulda had a V8.
Just fucking *chug* that shit
Reminds me of the real human skeleton that my anatomy teacher has that was missing a skull. I asked her why and she said some kid stole it a few years back. It was left on the beach and the police found it and started freaking out thinking there was a dead body, just to identify the skull and find it was a registered human skeleton.
A photo of Elena's dead body after Tanzler's "surgery" can easily be found online and it's somehow both hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
Huh, it was not anywhere nearly as disturbing as I anticipated. Actually, it was not bad at all.
Not good mind you, but it was not scary or upsetting.
This is the most cursed comment section i have ever seen.
100% True
The video itself is cursed like a mummy's treasure-ridden grave is cursed.
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@@CyberLink70 I am a second grade scholar of *T h e A c a d e m y* and even by those standards this is fucking cursed.
If you wanna see something more cursed search tanzler elena
"Wake up"
5:08
"You're late for school"
5:11
Underrated comment.
A A A A A A A
Im fucking dying
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Jesus Christ how do you come up with this stuff🤣
5:11 this made me tear up laughing, it’s so unexpected.
its like the sr pelo screams
What made me tear up was pausing the video at the "satanic ritual" imagery.
Same
i laughed as hard as i could for like two minutes straight
Thank you. Was looking for this comment.
Tanzler: I am deeply in love with you
Elena: *huhahuHAHUHA H U H A H* (death)
Tanzler: I’m glad you agree
( *later* )
5:11
I, too, watched the video.
4:18 for the comment
So meaningful
Your videos are incredible, in the good way. I learn so much, forgetting it all later, and come away smiling :)
Come back Sam we need you now more than ever!
Remember the dark times, when his Videos were only 3-4 minutes long? I am glad that this is over.
He pip piped the diddly doo with the dead body
Jim Ferdinando lmao
r/sex?
pip pip the deadily doo
can you like.... not?
"Pee pee poo poo" - Berd
I’ve heard this story about Carl Tanzler before but I enjoyed the way it was told in this video so much more 😆
The part with the pope blood is basically real-life Supernatural
5:11 is nightmare fuel at 2 in the morning.
4:12am for me right now mate
2:12 am
1:47am for me but I found this funny af
Ikr
We're coming
The sequel that everyone knew they needed
go away
Burn!
8:27 we hear that plate on your desk
We all miss you, Sam. Even if you never post content again, I wish you luck in all your future endeavors, and I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
*_Dead body Hijinks 2: The Deceased Boogaloo_*
*Reanimated Hijinks 2: Electrified Boogaloo*
Stolen
You’re literally just making yourself seem more like you stole that comment by acting so harsh.
Hey I’m your 1000 like
Maple Gum nice
*_Siri, where do I hide a body?_*
what,again?
Your profile pic is making me feel uncomfortable.
*Can you please repeat that?*
Finding construction sites near you.
In the fridge or freezer.
"Do you guys need to check in here too?" LMAO
0:59 gotta love the fight club reference that went over everyones heads
3:50 "This is the past we're talking about after all, that place was a shitshow from start to finish"
World history in a sentence.
I love the decline in Sam's mental state. His videos went from being reserved, to the point, family friendly, to....well
5:11
No regrets, 10/10 would subscribe again if i could
sounds like me
"AAAAA-"
Infernal noises
Compared to the first dead hyjinx video, he's a lot more sane in and calm in this one. Not by that much but there is a difference.
Alt account
I heard about the amusement park story on a true crime podcast and I couldn’t stop think of this (I listened to it on audible)
I went to Key West earlier this year and went on a ghost tour. The guide told us the story of the creepy doctor and Elena. Apparently he went to Elena's family and said he wanted to have dinner with them and he brought Elena's corpse with him as his date. Insane guy
5:12 Yeah, sleep is overrated. Don't need that tonight.
Mr.Yeah UGGGHHHH
That scared the shit out of me.
@@mann8557 Dude, same😐😖
I found it fucking hilarious
@@pendulunium2408 yeah, it's fucking hilarious, just...
I'll take that as a yes!
*AAAHHHHH*
I hate when I come home and there's just first-class relic all over the floor
lmfao i love the slipknot reference at 0:55
My wife and I constantly go “aaaaaah” like Elena did at 5:13 😂😂😂
Tanzler: "I'll take that for a yes."
Elena: *" ....UUUHHHHHHH"*
Bloody brilliant
5:09 Facebook moms' reaction to normal memes
5:12 Facebook moms' reaction to minion memes
😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
What am I not getting?
@@onlyhumanstillananimal6746 woooooooooosh
@@iAmTomato not a woosh
@@iAmTomato Fuck off kid
The bong in the priest bag made my day 🤣
I don't know about the material stolen from Cologne, but I used to have a piece of JPII's blood-stained robe in my office.
I'm not joking. I work for a fundraising office of a particular catholic religious order, and we "used" the 1st class relic to make 3rd class relics and then mail them to potential donors as a "gift".
I kept it in a safe in my office until we put it out on display at the church next door.
5:11 *S R P E L O I N T E N S I F I E S*
Yes
So true, was it a feat. ?
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*EAAAUUGGH*
More like 8:17
I feel like the "stay off the grass" sign at the rehab is under appreciated in these comments.
I noticed it, but I just got the joke now. Yeah, that is a nice one.
uuuuuuhhhhhhh i don't get it ._.
I don’t get it, somebody please explain this to me
Didn't really notice it but now that you have pointed it out I laughed for a good minute. Man I needed that.
@@severalpunchman2698 i dont think thats the joke..
5:51 "only the virtuous scatophilliacs and the holy ghost for some reason" why why is no one talking about this
Lmaooo. This was by far your funniest video yet.
Wow that guy did more for that dead body than he did to treat her while alive
*WOW.* A subject even I'm reluctant to make jokes about in private, and you did it in a fucking comment section. You deserve a fucking N-word pass.
Things Dr Bright is not allowed to do:
*give people an N-word pass*
@@purplehaze2358 Wait...I'm an Indian guy from Sri Lanka, wasn't I already allowed to say the N-word? If not, I've done some grave mistakes that I need to correct...
@@tomokokuroki2506 What can I say, I'm the man of BRIGHT ideas.
Breaking news: Florida man has visions that told him to steal a corpse.
Florida’s always making headlines with crazy shit. “Alligator dressed as Mickey Mouse attacks child outside Disney world.”
@@tristyncoffey839 damn right
You know it feels like Florida man has been around since before Florida was Florida.
Isn't this the entire plot of Steel Ball Run
“Satanic rituals”
Pauses video
“Is that Mickey Mouse?”
this guy makes me laugh so much people come back man please