The Journey of a Beef Cow

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  • čas přidán 8. 08. 2017
  • Alternate title: "Sam animates his disgusting fantasies for hundreds of thousands of people"
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  • @mxkelcube1153
    @mxkelcube1153 Před 5 lety +3493

    This is a stunner , here is a demonstration : *HEADSHOT*

    • @Pootis1960
      @Pootis1960 Před 5 lety +41

      Sniper from tf2 in a nutshell.

    • @Ltdayman1000
      @Ltdayman1000 Před 4 lety +30

      SNIPINGS A GOOD JOB MATE

    • @westleyparker7810
      @westleyparker7810 Před 4 lety +5

      I shouldn't be laughing at this but all these comments that are just repeating what he's saying are literally the funniest thing

    • @yaboi3749
      @yaboi3749 Před 4 lety +3

      *360 MLG*

    • @TheDogofTin
      @TheDogofTin Před 4 lety +1

      @@Pootis1960 Aaaah piss

  • @juciefruut8433
    @juciefruut8433 Před 4 lety +11863

    “Hey kids”
    *Casually talks about killing cows*

  • @that_one_av57
    @that_one_av57 Před rokem +5656

    1:54 I had no idea that was supposed to be a surgical mask. I thought the dude was just way too enthusiastic about punching a hole into a cow's skull.

  • @johnroyal4054
    @johnroyal4054 Před rokem +763

    My biology teacher worked at a slaughter house for 6 years. She would regale us with horror stories of the worst days she spent there. Pretty interesting.

    • @timchumichuck306
      @timchumichuck306 Před rokem +17

      She needed to man up and not be such a nancy

    • @johnroyal4054
      @johnroyal4054 Před rokem +94

      @@timchumichuck306 aight

    • @louisliu5638
      @louisliu5638 Před rokem +24

      @@timchumichuck306 Did she tell you about the boning knife fights between the various African gangs in the Brooks, Alberta plant?? Those never make the news. And those F. Dick knives are sharp. REAL sharp.

    • @Suuperwuuper
      @Suuperwuuper Před 11 měsíci +37

      @@timchumichuck306 bro was NOT exposed to gore at a young age 💀

    • @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox
      @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox Před 11 měsíci +64

      @@timchumichuck306 did you really use the word 'nancy' as an insult in 2023? just when you think you've seen everything

  • @SamONellaAcademy
    @SamONellaAcademy  Před 6 lety +5405

    Also, "cow" is a colloquial term for any bovine, before any of you fucking walking encyclopedias give your two cents about how its tEcHnIcAlLy a female-specific word.

  • @rarinstraw1195
    @rarinstraw1195 Před 4 lety +3972

    “Even Americans can’t stomach”
    *shows gelatin*

    • @Saml66
      @Saml66 Před 4 lety +27

      You know I got bullied for that but you know hello hood

    • @jacksepticeye1782
      @jacksepticeye1782 Před 4 lety +41

      CIA Sam nigga what

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg Před 4 lety +7

      Bay watch

    • @ovenoven9788
      @ovenoven9788 Před 4 lety +2

      CIASAM nigga what?

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine Před 4 lety +8

      I'm pretty sure bones are used in the production of Gelatin (which may be why he incorporated it).
      The more you know!

  • @thetaaaa
    @thetaaaa Před rokem +1016

    So, my second favourite horror fiction podcast, The Magnus Archives, delves into and categorizes different aspects of human fear. It covers everything from maggots to existential loneliness to insanity. One of the aspects of horror it explores in detail is that of meat, flesh, and slaughter. One episode looks into the life of a slaughterhouse worker and the affects it can have on the psyche. That's how I first learned about meat production practices. Here's a couple excerpts.
    "Weirdest thing is, after awhile you start to kind of see people as meat too. Not in a food sort of way, you know. I don’t wanna eat my co-workers. It’s just that, when you spend all day taking these living, breathing creatures - animals that move and cry and tremble in fear - and you turn them into lifeless blocks of dead flesh, it’s hard to believe in any special spark that makes us humans any different. We run and shout and file on through our lives as simply as any cow, and after a while you can’t help but realise that we could turn into a lifeless carcass just as easily. Easier, even, given how much smaller we are. I mean, I’m not some weird killer or anything, but after a while it’s hard not to see everyone as moving meat"
    "It all started on the killing floor. I was in charge of the bolt gun. Technically, the animals we slaughter are killed by bleeding them out, something about the meat quality, I think, but it’s the bolt gun that means they don’t notice. They call it “stunning”, but that’s never sat quite right with me. You drive a bolt right into the animal’s brain, destroying just the right part of it so that they can be bled without resistance, and apparently without pain. I’ve only ever done the stunning; I’ve never been on the bleed crew, so I guess in some ways you could say I’ve never actually killed any of the animals. And sure, maybe they might still have a bit of movement in them after the bolt, and maybe their heart still beats, but for all they talk about “stunning” or “irreversible brain damage”, pulling that trigger sure felt like killing to me"
    There's no point to this, I just thought it was an interesting addition, The Magnus Archives is a very thought provoking fiction podcast if you like experimental narrative horror, and uhhh I just think it's interesting to think about

    • @anonyman13
      @anonyman13 Před rokem +7

      What's your favourite one?

    • @thetaaaa
      @thetaaaa Před rokem +55

      @@anonyman13 it's called 'I Am In Eskew'. It made me feel every emotion at once and it changed me as a person. Also the soundscaping is real nice

    • @theguinealabz
      @theguinealabz Před rokem +34

      Underrated comment, this was interesting to read

    • @rotor7726
      @rotor7726 Před rokem +15

      @@vampirelibrarian777 Hey mate if you're still interested it's MAG 178 - The Processing Line

    • @a_walking_mood6489
      @a_walking_mood6489 Před rokem +5

      YEAHHHH MAGNUS ARCHIVES

  • @clamdove3292
    @clamdove3292 Před rokem +235

    "beauty is only skin-deep, but manure runs to the core" is not the sort of wisdom i expected to hear from a video about brutally mutilating cows. great work, sam

  • @JamesTrifolium
    @JamesTrifolium Před 3 lety +18118

    Send it down the line
    Evacuate the spine
    Bifurcate the hind
    Reticulate the spline
    *Reoccupy the Rhine*

  • @Azzurett
    @Azzurett Před 3 lety +5741

    I love how in his driver license it says
    “sex: yes please”

  • @augustjschroeder
    @augustjschroeder Před rokem +263

    I am now going to start refering to grazing as "eating the floor". Thanks Sam.

  • @Cameron-fh3iv
    @Cameron-fh3iv Před 2 lety +324

    Yeah that seems accurate for more commercial places. My grandfather worked on his parents farm when he was younger, and he was telling me about how the process worked on their farm. I’ve also seen it myself with deer which is different in the obvious ways, but basically, the cows would be born, eat grass, grow up, and once they were old enough (2-3 years) they would just shoot them in the head out back, wash the cow, strip the skin off (then send it to the tanners to be turned into leather) remove the bones, guts, and hooves. Afterwards the remaining meat would be sent to the butcher where the butcher would take some of the meat (as the price) and cut it up for them and send it back, ready to be cooked and eaten.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 Před rokem +10

      I stay the fuck away from Great Value and Hill Country Fare meat cuz I know this is how it's processed. I genuinely wonder if the "Organic" or meat from places like Whole Foods the cows are actually treated any better. They make a big deal about "grass fed" cows, but really if they experience this same process is it really much better?

    • @AliceArnaud-zs8sq
      @AliceArnaud-zs8sq Před 7 měsíci +5

      that sounds more humane than the stunning tbh

    • @PosterityIslesNews
      @PosterityIslesNews Před měsícem +1

      ​@@AliceArnaud-zs8sqwell the stunning makes them unconscious so its not like they feel the pain anyway

  • @verrieph7421
    @verrieph7421 Před 4 lety +4825

    "This device is called a stunner. Here's a demonstration of how it works."
    *Thunk*

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ Před 3 lety +52

      *nut*

    • @Toni29360
      @Toni29360 Před 3 lety +52

      C u m

    • @lucasharvey8990
      @lucasharvey8990 Před 3 lety +87

      I'm confused as to what the two of you are on about.

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz Před 3 lety +43

      @@lucasharvey8990 -climax-

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Před 3 lety +7

      @@lucasharvey8990 I'm not quite sure they're on about anything,,

  • @gibbelzoob
    @gibbelzoob Před 5 lety +26511

    rip craig my homie always kept it real on the streets

  • @herobane6488
    @herobane6488 Před rokem +98

    i honestly don't find the leftover tidbits being used for less scrupulous meats as disturbing as other people around me do. it actually makes me happy, as to me, meat is meat, and knowing nothing goes to waste makes me happier than hearing "we left some bits out because they 'looked gross'"

    • @funnatopia704
      @funnatopia704 Před 4 měsíci

      To be fair, most of the undesirable meats is purchased by dog food companies.

    • @pinnacleexpress420
      @pinnacleexpress420 Před měsícem

      I mean I feel that but it still seems like that means we're eating parts were not supposed to. I'd rather it be used for glue, even if horse feet take less steps to implement

    • @Gamer3427
      @Gamer3427 Před 29 dny +1

      @@pinnacleexpress420 It's probably less "eating parts we're not supposed to" and more just that some bits of meat get left behind during the cutting processes for the bigger pieces. It's more akin to eating the left over scraps, like if you had a big steak but couldn't quite finish all of it so there's a bit left over.
      In general my thoughts on food though, is if it tastes good and isn't directly poisonous to me, then I don't have a problem with eating it. Though the emphasis goes on whether it tastes good. Luckily meat tends to, if prepared properly, whatever part of the animal it used to be.

  • @GarrettHoward22
    @GarrettHoward22 Před 6 měsíci +42

    Doing some rough math, when Craig was born, he was shot into the brick wall in 3 frames.
    The average adult cow is ~100 inches long
    Taking a ss into photoshop, the cow was 500 pixels long, with the gap to the wall also being 500 pixels.
    With a distance of ~100 inches, and the infant taking 3 frames to hit the wall, and the animation being displayed in 24fps. Doing rough conversions, Craig hit the brick wall at just under 30 mph, or ~45kph
    Edit: Thats a KE value of just under 3,000 joules, or roughly the same of a 2003 chevy impala going 5 mph

  • @fatsheeps3883
    @fatsheeps3883 Před 4 lety +16549

    I can just imagine Sam pounding his desk to try and recreate the sound of a cows skull being caved it with a stunner

  • @voodoopls2856
    @voodoopls2856 Před 4 lety +7064

    "Who knew that 11 hours of pure slaughter could desensitize a man?"
    *Sam pls*

    • @You-pk6jh
      @You-pk6jh Před 4 lety +142

      It's really not that bad. You get use to it quick and dont think about it. Though if you're weak I could see it messing with you.

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 Před 4 lety +864

      @@You-pk6jh Almost like you get desensitised to it

    • @DefineOutside
      @DefineOutside Před 4 lety +27

      I don't get why he is criticizing video games either.

    • @cian9393
      @cian9393 Před 4 lety +25

      @@DefineOutside videogames are the devil

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 Před 4 lety +6

      @@scientia.veritas good point

  • @Lavendeer201
    @Lavendeer201 Před 8 měsíci +12

    0:40 daaamn that sound effect LMAO 💀💀

  • @firespark8455
    @firespark8455 Před rokem +10

    fun (or not so fun) fact: the stunner shown around 2:00 is the weapon Anton Chigurh from no country for old men carries around (his was an older type that uses compressed air, which is why he carried around the large air tank), if anyone saw the movie and was curious what his weapon was like I initially was.

  • @rifatasfia5190
    @rifatasfia5190 Před 4 lety +9796

    "even American's couldn't stomach"
    but Tarare could

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 Před 4 lety +3446

    * gets to hot dog part*
    *chews hot dog slightly slower *

    • @You-pk6jh
      @You-pk6jh Před 4 lety +167

      Dont worry If you buy cheap hotdogs then you're just eating the leftover chicken and Turkey bits. The beef hotdogs are more expensive.

    • @TheVarkol
      @TheVarkol Před 4 lety +16

      @pitiful child almost everything in animals is part of an organ

    • @jordyn.24
      @jordyn.24 Před 4 lety

      I don’t like beef and therefore eat pork hotdogs; am I good?

    • @fergarza4032
      @fergarza4032 Před 4 lety +12

      @Zetsubou you are not supposed to eat the guts? Dammit
      *Backs away while eating a mexican taco de tripa*

    • @scoopsthesecond656
      @scoopsthesecond656 Před 4 lety +2

      I was the 420th like.

  • @morbidmatters
    @morbidmatters Před 11 měsíci +16

    it's 2023, 5 years later and I'm still missing Sam O' Nella

  • @Friendly-Operator-0000
    @Friendly-Operator-0000 Před rokem +12

    God: let there be light
    Cow: rocket launcher

  • @JuggerNutzzz
    @JuggerNutzzz Před 5 lety +6469

    You can eat the floor!
    *_that's cool_*

  • @kennynitro17
    @kennynitro17 Před 3 lety +12418

    Just realised the meat workers are wearing face masks not grinning like crazy

  • @leonardodavinci3589
    @leonardodavinci3589 Před rokem +23

    Shoutout to the 7% of happily married meatworkers

  • @the_spectre_0727
    @the_spectre_0727 Před rokem +30

    1:10 we just not gonna talk about that holocaust joke🤣

  • @trige000
    @trige000 Před 3 lety +18042

    "Who knew eleven hours of slaughter can desensitize a man".
    Fuck me, that's funny.

  • @marc-andreservant201
    @marc-andreservant201 Před 3 lety +14870

    I love how sirloin is regular loin with a fancy hat.

  • @jasperscott956
    @jasperscott956 Před 5 měsíci +17

    As someone who grew up raising our own cows and take care of them up until we send them to a slaughter house that we know the owners it’s strange to imagine how so many animals live horribly

  • @fie1917
    @fie1917 Před 6 měsíci

    Unironically extremely informative, thanks Sam

  • @doggeenayter
    @doggeenayter Před 4 lety +3539

    Due to coppa Sam can’t start his videos with
    “Hey kids” because you can’t have targeted advertising towards kids so now it’s
    “Hey not minors”

    • @TheLampeKing
      @TheLampeKing Před 4 lety +37

      if thats true
      someone will get hurt

    • @FlexBeanbag
      @FlexBeanbag Před 4 lety +7

      @@TheLampeKing czcams.com/video/Bmc9NFfhx74/video.html

    • @TheLampeKing
      @TheLampeKing Před 4 lety +3

      @@FlexBeanbag You my good associate, are a good person. (and if its true u r getting hurt) jk hahahahahahahahahhahhahahaa....

    • @tangleshootburrfoot36
      @tangleshootburrfoot36 Před 4 lety +13

      You mean we can't call them "Pedo Targets" anymore? ....Damn.

    • @SCP--zj7xy
      @SCP--zj7xy Před 4 lety +1

      Flex Beanbag LMAO

  • @moelester1097
    @moelester1097 Před 4 lety +2753

    Let's be honest, everyone who's talking about how he put a dairy cow in the video actually learned that from the Fidel Castro video he also made.

    • @michaelpalmatier3256
      @michaelpalmatier3256 Před 4 lety +14

      Enzo Gabriel DUDE I JUST WATCHED THAT VIDEO A FEW MINUTES AGO

    • @lightningcrush7795
      @lightningcrush7795 Před 4 lety +4

      @@michaelpalmatier3256 me to i watched this video after it

    • @vincentdivita7800
      @vincentdivita7800 Před 4 lety +1

      Yup! Makes sense, still. Not everyone is gonna know what the hell he done draw if no cow pattern, tho.

    • @hardlyfunny3661
      @hardlyfunny3661 Před 4 lety +7

      Shorthorns are multipurpose cattle. They can be used for meat and milk.

    • @hardlyfunny3661
      @hardlyfunny3661 Před 4 lety +8

      Also, that’s a Holstein. Typical dairy cattle, but the males may get slaughtered.

  • @hippiemoses336
    @hippiemoses336 Před rokem +1

    I think the most amazing thing is that this video isn't even sponsored. Thanks for putting it up anyways

  • @hellomrjelloyay
    @hellomrjelloyay Před 3 měsíci +1

    the way this man draws cows is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen

  • @nipixel
    @nipixel Před 4 lety +4753

    “Let there be light”
    **BABY FLIES OUT OF ASS AT 60 MPH**

  • @endorsti7137
    @endorsti7137 Před 3 lety +4783

    Do you ever think Sam left us because we never said thank you at the end of the video

    • @Unknowngfyjoh
      @Unknowngfyjoh Před 3 lety +163

      He's so funny. I wish he'd come back. He has so many little jokes like the top hat in the "Sir-loin."
      He's a comedic genius!!!

    • @CajunKirk
      @CajunKirk Před 3 lety +80

      @@Unknowngfyjoh He announced on Reddit he’ll be returning.

    • @b1polarhamst3rd34th
      @b1polarhamst3rd34th Před 3 lety +25

      @@CajunKirk WHAT

    • @CajunKirk
      @CajunKirk Před 3 lety +36

      @@b1polarhamst3rd34th yeah but that was like a month ago so idk

    • @b1polarhamst3rd34th
      @b1polarhamst3rd34th Před 3 lety +8

      @@CajunKirk oh ok I just hope so

  • @bloodrune329
    @bloodrune329 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Honestly, the implication of the stunner is a probably the most humane part of the process. If I was about to be killed by throat cutting, I’d want my forehead punched in first.

  • @iffyhalfling3295
    @iffyhalfling3295 Před rokem +7

    YOUR TELLING ME I ONLY NEED A LITTLE BIT OF ELECTRICITY AND THEN IS WILL GO UP??? 2:51

  • @woodfur00
    @woodfur00 Před 5 lety +2517

    I'm so glad you made the "sirloin" joke that was begging to be made.

  • @EVOLUTIONINCARNATE
    @EVOLUTIONINCARNATE Před 5 lety +2367

    Fun fact: you can get fired for drinking the blood of the cow as it spurts out
    Many people get fired for doing this

  • @felixhochsam
    @felixhochsam Před 2 lety

    Help I'm stuck in a loop of watching Sam O'Nella videos and I can't stop

  • @chuckpuck6744
    @chuckpuck6744 Před rokem

    I love that Brandenburg Concerto 4 is playing in the background of this grotesque process.

  • @dominicmcphillips4556
    @dominicmcphillips4556 Před 3 lety +6904

    “Then they’re loaded into cattle cars. If you’re a history buff like me, you know that’s not a good thing.” -Sam O’Nella

  • @evinchavarin8770
    @evinchavarin8770 Před 3 lety +4524

    Date of Birth: 4/20/1969
    Height: 5"
    Weight: 10pt body 4pt hair
    Race: stick figure
    Sex: yes please

  • @THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL
    @THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL Před 9 měsíci +3

    Mechanically
    Automated
    Goring
    Into
    Commodities 1:45

  • @whalewithgingerale
    @whalewithgingerale Před 5 měsíci +9

    Watching this after the revelation of the giant white spots on craig

    • @somethingsea
      @somethingsea Před 5 měsíci

      same (and hi to the next guy who clicked newest to see this comment)

  • @besquareorbethere2680
    @besquareorbethere2680 Před 3 lety +3993

    "This is a stunner, here's a demonstration of how it works."
    punches stapler with the force of god

  • @WanderingHelmsman
    @WanderingHelmsman Před 3 lety +3164

    Seriously, how was the word "cow-schwitz" never used in this lesson? Big missed opportunity.

    • @bea4156
      @bea4156 Před 3 lety +28

      Nickolas Miller Underrated comment 👏👏👏💯💯💯

    • @starphaze393
      @starphaze393 Před 3 lety +66

      it was used in Family Guy when the talking cow called the bovine plant as “Dacow” kinda like the nazi concentration camp Dachau

    • @mirjanadasic28
      @mirjanadasic28 Před 3 lety +21

      Cowocaust

    • @TheBrazilRules
      @TheBrazilRules Před 3 lety +4

      Because he is not a libtard?

    • @orions2908
      @orions2908 Před 3 lety +19

      @@mirjanadasic28 cOwOcaust

  • @joeycrooks6217
    @joeycrooks6217 Před 3 měsíci +2

    0:43 “Hence forth! You shall be called… CRAIG”

  • @michaelusswisconsin6002
    @michaelusswisconsin6002 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I don’t know why, but I love eating while watching this.

  • @thePeterandByron
    @thePeterandByron Před 5 lety +1564

    "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
    1:59

    • @3-d634
      @3-d634 Před 5 lety +15

      Nice reference

    • @cosmikdebris777
      @cosmikdebris777 Před 5 lety +19

      *bang*

    • @13597g
      @13597g Před 4 lety +14

      Benny? Is that you? Get back to the fucking Tops!

    • @andrepoff7316
      @andrepoff7316 Před 4 lety +30

      Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 Před 4 lety +17

      what in the goddam?

  • @jpmz5470
    @jpmz5470 Před 2 lety +3717

    “But then, after awhile, Craig gets loaded into the Cattle Car”
    This is the event horizon, not even light can escape, this is the point of no return.

  • @DannySmith-
    @DannySmith- Před rokem +1

    Sam O'Nella is a bloody legend!

  • @nerdbites2212
    @nerdbites2212 Před rokem

    Every year I come back to this

  • @Anthony_Ashbaugh
    @Anthony_Ashbaugh Před 4 lety +1365

    “Journey of beef cow” puts dairy cow in thumbnail

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 Před 4 lety +24

      Its also a steer but whatever

    • @aa01blue38
      @aa01blue38 Před 4 lety +25

      that weird guy
      Not a cow because it doesn't have an udder
      Not a bull because they get castrated for beef
      Maybe a heifer?
      So a steer then

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 Před 4 lety +22

      @@ki113rkkrclips9 Yeah, exactly, it's 2019, we can't assume cattle's gender.

    • @lancer2362
      @lancer2362 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol. Idk if ur a farmer, but I am 欸😁

    • @nicholasdowns3502
      @nicholasdowns3502 Před 4 lety +6

      Anthony Ashbaugh, to be fair, Holsteins (like the one pictured in the thumbnail) aren’t the preferred beef animals, there is a breed for that.

  • @me19742
    @me19742 Před 3 lety +3965

    I love how non toxic the Sam o nellists are

  • @cyrus_skies5176
    @cyrus_skies5176 Před 9 měsíci

    Rewatching his vids over and over because im starved of content

  • @frankie8969
    @frankie8969 Před rokem

    This is by far sams best video and you can’t tell me otherwise

  • @mineminecraftlp4593
    @mineminecraftlp4593 Před 5 lety +2383

    Me: Mom, What's for dinner.
    Mom: Craig.
    Me: *Devours whole Craig*

  • @dylanfinch2951
    @dylanfinch2951 Před 3 lety +7428

    I used to work in a chicken processing plant, and I wouldn't call myself an eggspert, but I know how desensitized you become after a few weeks. The first week or so, you feel bad for the animals coming in, in crowded cages, covered in feces (guano, whatever that stuff is called) from the chicken above them, and after a couple of weeks, the whole process of watching dead critters go down a line, getting feathers and such ripped off, and organs cut out, just becomes an everyday thing. Hearing them cluck from the trailer as if they're screaming for it to be over, is just something you begin to tune out. Then they hit the gas chamber. Literally, they use CO2 to kill the chicken.
    I highly recommend the job of processing meat for psychopaths, I imagine it would be therapeutic for them.

    • @vitos7483
      @vitos7483 Před 3 lety +980

      I psychopath doesn't feel anything though, they won't get joy from it. You must mean a sadist.

    • @lenira7750
      @lenira7750 Před 2 lety +618

      I'm sorry, but the "eggspert part was too good

    • @lagopusvulpuz1571
      @lagopusvulpuz1571 Před 2 lety +464

      Thanks for your sacrifices so, people can enjoy chicken nuggets, lol. The process depends if it’s organic meat were the animal is treated better or like industrial production.
      I realize how dumb are chickens after I saw a video were there was an accident with a truck full of caged chickens. The cages broke or were released after activists found out but the chickens being “smart birds” just sat there. They just sat.

    • @abisexualperson6140
      @abisexualperson6140 Před 2 lety +12

      THANK U

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 Před 2 lety +385

      @@lagopusvulpuz1571 Organic is bullshit. They all go to the same factory. Your best bet is to get a bird yourself and put the work in, if you truly and honestly care about the animals welfare.

  • @user-ye2gx5ye8p
    @user-ye2gx5ye8p Před 9 měsíci +1

    this is hands down the most chaotic video hes ever made. Can we all just pay our respects to Craig?.

  • @MayaMaya-tj7kw
    @MayaMaya-tj7kw Před 7 měsíci +5

    You should see how they brutally slay the lettuce in the veggie rendering plant

  • @woopwoop2663
    @woopwoop2663 Před 5 lety +565

    Tells me to not remember the cow has a name
    Remembers nothing but Craig

    • @Frang14998
      @Frang14998 Před 4 lety +1

      Fucking same hahahahah, your comment made me laugh :D

  • @sofabored2150
    @sofabored2150 Před 3 lety +1047

    I like to think you're actually a stick person.

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 Před 3 lety

      Same

    • @markneillmusic9082
      @markneillmusic9082 Před 3 lety +5

      He’s leaner than lean

    • @loneassassin29
      @loneassassin29 Před 3 lety

      @@watchdominion7356 if I saw a stick dude in delaware I'd probably notice which is saying something considering I don't even pay attention to myself

  • @christianbrix4311
    @christianbrix4311 Před 7 měsíci

    This might be my favourite one

  • @star-k
    @star-k Před rokem

    I was woefully unprepared for the comical value of this video

  • @noobnoob8461
    @noobnoob8461 Před 4 lety +678

    Craig
    2017-2017
    Still moos in the afterlife.

  • @Local_commentor
    @Local_commentor Před 5 lety +2056

    PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT TO CRAIG

  • @dannypipewrench533
    @dannypipewrench533 Před 9 měsíci +1

    2:36 This part made me laugh.

  • @hyprpoint
    @hyprpoint Před 8 měsíci

    why is the best animation on this channel a gorey birth of a goddamn cow

  • @The-Saus
    @The-Saus Před 5 lety +1004

    I laughed WAY too hard at the “let there be light” joke

  • @LPA_
    @LPA_ Před 6 lety +1543

    "Beauty is only skin-deep, manure runs through the core."
    - Sam O'Nella, 2017.
    This is one of the best quotes to ever be quoted.

    • @hipstersneasel8173
      @hipstersneasel8173 Před 6 lety +4

      Leandro Pacheco ba dum *smacks head on desk*

    • @stalin3583
      @stalin3583 Před 6 lety +15

      ""Beauty is only skin deep manure runs through the core"
      -Sam O'Nella, 2017
      This is the best quote to ever be quoted.""
      -Leandro Pacheco

    • @bapanada9446
      @bapanada9446 Před 6 lety +13

      """Beauty is only skin deep manure runs through the core"
      -Sam O'Nella, 2017
      This is the best quote to ever be quoted.""
      -Leandro Pacheco"
      -Stalín

    • @tylerian4648
      @tylerian4648 Před 6 lety +9

      """"Beauty is only skin deep manure runs through the core"
      -Sam O'Nella, 2017
      This is the best quote to ever be quoted.""
      -Leandro Pacheco"
      -Stalín"
      -radi

    • @tylerian4648
      @tylerian4648 Před 6 lety +3

      """""Beauty is only skin deep manure runs through the core"
      -Sam O'Nella, 2017
      This is the best quote to ever be quoted.""
      -Leandro Pacheco"
      -Stalín"
      -radi"
      -A pineapple worshipper.

  • @ethancoltrane5754
    @ethancoltrane5754 Před rokem +2

    3:23: Remilitarize the Rhine.

  • @wiktorutracki6469
    @wiktorutracki6469 Před 9 měsíci

    Wow skinning a whole cow in what must be under 10 minutes is absolutely jaw dropping, these workers are masters of a knife and for sure are made 90% of muscles, this is some tough work!

  • @steveypeppers9324
    @steveypeppers9324 Před 6 lety +2097

    I am so glad i found you through my youtube recommendations

  • @AJGress
    @AJGress Před 2 lety +8026

    My aunt's husband is a butcher. I've seen the stunner used before. Trust me, it's 100x more gruesome to see in real life.
    Edit: "Uhm you mean your uncle? 🤓" Not blood-related. I'm from a culture where we call people close to our family "aunts" and "uncles".

    • @joombles
      @joombles Před 2 lety +174

      Damnn
      How bad is it?

    • @AJGress
      @AJGress Před 2 lety +1463

      @@joombles Imagine a 1400 lbs being getting shot in the head with a device that resembles a large stapler, hearing a short but loud shot, and said being instantly falling down to the ground. Now remember how the average human being is only 136 lbs, and you'll receive an unsettling reminder of your own mortality.

    • @mayathepsychiic
      @mayathepsychiic Před 2 lety +863

      the rate of failure is far too high to be considered humane, too. the procedure often fails and it leaves the animal flailing around with a hole in its skull- imagine the pain of that :/

    • @SteveRogers0768
      @SteveRogers0768 Před 2 lety +89

      Aunts husband…. You mean your uncle?

    • @mayathepsychiic
      @mayathepsychiic Před 2 lety +167

      @@SteveRogers0768 not if they remarried..

  • @whomsssssst
    @whomsssssst Před 4 měsíci +2

    i live on a hobby beef farm and did a whole presentation on how terrible the industry is. beef cows are fed corn to fatten them up, which is literally the reason why E-coli is a problem in beef(their stomachs cannot properly digest it)
    a whole bunch of math and a whole lot of talking later, i found that meat yield could increase by 25% if we actually grass-fed cattle

  • @frequencydependent1826

    The trick to removing all the horror of cultivation is clean hardwood smoke, that thin bluish vapor makes me happy.

  • @lordbananarama9750
    @lordbananarama9750 Před 6 lety +563

    Holy crap when he smashed in the skull with the thing I about shit myself

  • @rolininthemud
    @rolininthemud Před 6 lety +489

    I literally just watched all of your videos... all of them... in one sitting... and now it's over... and now I'm sad.

  • @CloudboyFantastic7129
    @CloudboyFantastic7129 Před 9 měsíci +8

    I could say the stunner part kinda caught me off guard, but that's a massive understatement. I could not recover from that part.

  • @lerskon2880
    @lerskon2880 Před 2 lety +18

    Beautiful

    • @ACannyAlley
      @ACannyAlley Před 9 měsíci +1

      You have been chosen, you are the top comment, and when you die you will be ressurected in the afterlife and be forced to fight all the other top commentors for the name of God, the more likes you have the better gear and armor you have. As of now you you have nine likes, but you will win, for the prophecy goes as such.

  • @lunareclipse2401
    @lunareclipse2401 Před 4 lety +861

    "Here's a demonstration"
    *_stapler noise_*

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn Před 5 lety +3545

    “Some are nicer”
    *points to peta *
    Uhm, you got that mixed up.

    • @Youhoooop9242
      @Youhoooop9242 Před 5 lety +296

      Beef Industry: Butcher the cow
      PETA: Put Down the cow
      hmmmmm

    • @Youhoooop9242
      @Youhoooop9242 Před 5 lety +247

      well one clearly has more benefits.
      Put down the cow = nothing gained
      Butcher the cow = beef, and maybe Jello and other misc stuff

    • @astribol7215
      @astribol7215 Před 5 lety +26

      he made clear that they slaughter and sell beef

    • @iloveindomienoodle
      @iloveindomienoodle Před 5 lety +96

      PETA euthanized the cow with the most painful way possible

    • @beepbeepboopbeepbeep
      @beepbeepboopbeepbeep Před 5 lety +129

      Did you know that peta took a little girl's chawawa and put it down for literally no reason

  • @snoopdalfdergrune8684
    @snoopdalfdergrune8684 Před 2 lety +23

    I once had a girl in my class who’s ant had a farm and as I talked about the conditions of pigs in mass meat production she was like : „uhm no that’s not true they are always outside and happy… „ I responded with:“ yeah your aunts farm might be different but there are still farms like that to“ witch totally disagreed with going on about how that’s a common misconception not true. Man I hate school

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 Před rokem +5

      Was it an alien ant farm?

    • @AQ_77
      @AQ_77 Před 9 měsíci

      was her name Annie? How she holdin up these days..all ok?

  • @mopthefloorrr
    @mopthefloorrr Před rokem

    I just now got the cattle car joke after my fourth watch which is why i love rewatching his videos

  • @jmsgridiron5628
    @jmsgridiron5628 Před 3 lety +6777

    "And then God said: let there be light" *violently shits out cow* haven't laughed so hard in a good long while
    6.6 thousand likes on a comment. Thank you all for the support.

  • @natureman494
    @natureman494 Před 6 lety +536

    That fucking stunner

    • @animetrash146
      @animetrash146 Před 6 lety +30

      natureman494 it hilarious, I know

    • @platenoise256
      @platenoise256 Před 6 lety +29

      the high voltage electricap stimulation part is the best

    • @samnorwood.
      @samnorwood. Před 6 lety +12

      It made me laugh hard the stunner part

    • @breaking963
      @breaking963 Před 6 lety +1

      Big Moist Stunners don't kill instantly

    • @therickestrick1153
      @therickestrick1153 Před 6 lety +5

      Brallan Dublan it makes them unconscious instantly

  • @orangeandwater1538
    @orangeandwater1538 Před rokem

    Bro, after reading a book titled "Cow" this particular video of Sam O'nella will never be the same again.

  • @hatandtincup8971
    @hatandtincup8971 Před rokem

    The stunner really startled me

  • @nataliyahpastel3890
    @nataliyahpastel3890 Před 6 lety +6905

    this is the fun way of learning

    • @MissRazna
      @MissRazna Před 6 lety +169

      this is so much more horrifying than those peta videos because this one is so... unbiased and objective and just... creepy

    • @XJDesigns1
      @XJDesigns1 Před 6 lety +17

      I'm taking notes out here

    • @G89211
      @G89211 Před 6 lety +2

      Ikr

    • @greenergrass4060
      @greenergrass4060 Před 6 lety +12

      Nataliyah Pastel you mean CORRECT way? :)

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine Před 6 lety +11

      +Manfists Obligatory fuck PETA.

  • @Earl_Black
    @Earl_Black Před 4 lety +659

    Fidel Castro: *a n g e r y*

    • @bataviabouwer
      @bataviabouwer Před 3 lety +15

      Fidel Castro would like to know your location

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Před 3 lety +2

      _V I V A L A C U B A_

    • @bharatsachdeva6683
      @bharatsachdeva6683 Před 3 lety +1

      Don’t worry, they can’t make milk so he’s fine with it

  • @elmersito3k
    @elmersito3k Před 9 měsíci

    this is top 5 fav vids by him

    • @elmersito3k
      @elmersito3k Před 9 měsíci

      the clever poetic writing rly did it for me

  • @sirnicholas5542
    @sirnicholas5542 Před rokem

    One of the funniest vids I’ve seen

  • @doddermodd
    @doddermodd Před 3 lety +4164

    this is hands down the most chaotic video hes ever made

  • @stonedimmaculate2942
    @stonedimmaculate2942 Před 6 lety +441

    "then after about 10 months, he gets loaded into the "cattle car" and if youre a history buff like me, you know thats not a good sign" I CHOKED

  • @wades623
    @wades623 Před 2 lety

    That first part is so true, it really does

  • @theneonlights1788
    @theneonlights1788 Před 2 lety

    I never thought I could cry and froth at the mouth at the same time.