Why the Chicken Got Domesticated
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- čas přidán 31. 05. 2024
- this video looked a lot better as a little window than it does in HD. Just squint while you watch it, that oughta do the trick.
Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"I'm salmonella" has never been more relevant.
lol
He ate raw chicken and got salmonella
BronzeManul its Sam O'nella
Bossinator 9001, r/woosh
Bossinator 9001 r/woosh
What do you call a bamboo rice that hasn’t matured yet?
Childish Bambino
DROP IT LIKE THE NASDAQ
Bambino sold his foster child for 3 silver coin
Is this a bamboozleling queue
Bambazing
GET OUT
The chicken made eggs.
Eggs give you salmonella.
Salmonella makes Sam O’Nella.
Respect the chickens.
I thought Salmonella gives you typhoid.
Chiken
chop their heads off while you fornicate with them so their cloaca goes WOOBAWOOBAWOOBAWOOBA on you like an automatic fleshlight
And finally Sam O'Nella makes a video about chickens, thus completing the cycle.
Love how it says 11 months ago and then 11 days ago. Also, nothing but respect for those chickens
Imagine if humans reproduced like this. Like you eat a burger, you're like "oh shit". Then you have to give birth.
Wait, that isn't what happens?!
@@evirareid1500 well... yes, but with alcohol I guess
Could be part of why we can reproduce at any time of year
Well i mean to give birth you would still need to get literally f ked (also be women no gay shithere)
It would be more like, if you’re a woman, every time you eat, you have your period
"Be generally attentive to all her needs. Prick." Wet.
*moist*
*damp*
*dank*
Genuinely*
*moans*
"entirety of the civilized world"
*Russia untouched*
*america out of the picture*
@@rokukou Yeah i think we didnt even know America existed 5000 B.C
@@JoaoSousa-ek7gx Native Americans:
(well technicially you're right since they aren't the one who named their continent)
@@rokukou *Triggered.*
Бля, обидно на самом деле, но я понимаю, мб это смешно для цивилизованных стран, гы
2:37
Sam being a very good boy
2:07 we do appreciate your effort. 6 years later I'm bingeing all your videos and have no doubt there's others right now too
Absolutely! From yesterday to today down to the funny memory lane!
Hello from 2024
Why is nobody talking about “ʜᴏᴛ ʙɪʀᴅ ᴘᴏʀɴ"
Because it's better to be left alone
It's best not to.
@@federalbureauofinvestigati5813 too late... Like literal millenia too late. Ulises was banging flying hot chicks back on the odisea already.
?
I try to keep it on the DL, as its generally frowned upon.
Oops read the title as "How Chickens Got Demonetized"
That's why the video is domesticated.
@@falpsdsqglthnsac 😂😂😂😂
Strange so did i
Same
Lots oh hot bird porn
I watched a stick man explain how chickens were domesticated for 4 minutes.. my life is complete
Another fun fact that wasn’t mentioned is that wild chickens are EXTREMELY skittish. Like, sneak up on it and it might get scared and literally have a heart attack-type skittish.
So imagine the reaction when the first dude ever got a hold of a chicken without it flatlining on sight and brought it back to a village. Must’ve been like carrying a egg-laying bomb.
That actually brings up the question of how they actually managed to tame one of those guys. Bribe it with seeds?
I appreciate that background.
Yeah I think it was pretty great.
It was tremendously beautiful.
It was fabulously "greened"
its my desktop backgound now
It make me feel like a was in the jungle
"get her a boxs of chocolates and be generally attentive to her needs" yes
Can't be a simp for women if you only date guys. EDIT: OMG what the fuck is wrong with my syntax and grammar here? Sorry if I sound like a pretentious prick but I usually take pride in my capabilities in writing.
Simp
@I am a black cat AND I BRING THE APOCALYPSE lol ok
@@presidentspider4774 @lairum hurb You do realize that just because you treat a woman with respect doesn't mean you're a simp, right?
~ Signed, a woman
Thunderlina yes I do it’s a joke not me seriously making fun of a person for being respectful
This is genuinely one of the most educational videos you've made
7 years later and I’m still appreciating the background
Wouldn't want to eat one of those eggs, you might get....
Sam O'Nella
Sergi Martín no, you'd get laid
Aah the joke I was looking for
Sergi Martín get out
Spooky Skeleton i trust.a skeletons advice on calcium.
Cholesterol 1. isn't deadly, and 2. the cholesterol in eggs is good for you. Everything in moderation.
> Went to Thailand on a holiday
> Went hiking to some forest
> Saw a chicken in the middle of a goddamn forest
> Mfw
Why did you type this like a 4chan post lmao
Lucy Swansong lmao
@@lucyswansong730
You could still appreciate it.
Green text is highly efficient and concise.
no one:
4chan mfs: >>>>>>
Did you keep it?
Fun fact: The real story of chicken domestication is really much more puzzling.
Starting with... we're not even sure where it happened first. Was it South India, West India, the mountains between India and China, North China, South China or SE Asia? Red Jungle Fowl is natively found throughout all of these regions (and further) and the most popular theory at the moment is that it was domesticated multiple times throughout its wild range.
And then... were chickens domesticated because they can lay eggs on demand or because cock fighting was so ubiquitously popular before modern laws have banned it? There is surprisingly little evidence of humans eating chicken eggs until a few thousand years after the first evidence of domestication.
The likely answer is much, much simpler. Chickens were likely domesticated only once, either in India or southern china. This depends on which region settled into village life first, the evidence being very inconclusive.
The now domestic chicken then likely premepted any further domestications since the region was all very well connected by trade routes.
As for why, it's pretty clear it was for the protein. Chickens turn protein poor rice into protein rich eggs. SEA crops were generally very poor protein wise, (and also only had the pig for meat) this is why you get cultural traditions of eating more exotic meats.
Cock fighting would be a very, very distant thought, and much more immediate was access to a reliable protein source.
Of course, some weird tribe might've domesticated the chicken for fighting, but on the whole the most likely reason was as a protein source.
Cock Fight Island
@@anivicuno9473also they might have focused on breeding more chickens for meat rather than eating the eggs if record shows they hadn't eaten eggs in a while after domestication
Egg binding could last up to weeks. I had a chicken with this and she died wayyyy after she was egg bound; note, we did try to help her, but there was so much stuff up there, nothing could be done
Can a vet not do anything either??
I just realized how anatomically accurate sam’s drawings are. Like the stick figure arms and legs are the correct length i think
Actually true, except for the fact he has a stubby right arm.
The arms are attached to his neck...
@@sadieadler8899 i think those are supposed to be shoulders
I think you mean proportion
They are. Almost everything he draws is very oddly accurate.
He must be on so many watchlists
ikr
Like the FBI watch lists or CZcams watchers watch lists, oooor both, maybe?
@@kari7403 all of them.
@@daciannation5847 *Gasp!*
I doubt a dude saying hot bird porn just to make a joke is going to get him on any watch list
Man that background of trees was so good. I really appreciate all the work that must have gone into it
“Who’s top chicken? We’re top chicken.” -CGP Grey
So since junglefowl aren't chicken that means that yes, the egg came first.
I have no idea why that’s a riddle. It’s so obvious
this question never made sense to me, cause the answer is obviously egg
I seriously don't get how anybody ever thought the chicken came first. No matter what, the chicken had to have come from an egg layed by something that is very similar to a chicken.
It comes from people thinking shiva Gautama Christ-Chan made chickens at the beginning of time
Teh Modest Mouse no if we go back the first animals were dividing through mitosis. only after the chicken’s ancient ancestors began laying eggs and introducing meiosis in an egg. the chicken came first, even though it wasn’t really a chicken, it was a single celled organism that happened to be the chickens ancestor. so in a way neither
Wow the background at 2:07 was soooooo great I appreciate it
Yes
Its just fucking trees.
And it's beautiful
He used MSP
Pink fluffy Unicorn fucker beat me to it.
I was right here when I saw this
Let's all show sam how much we appreciated the background, then maybe hell come back to us.
Thank you for explaining how chickens got domesticated. I always wondered how animals got domesticated in the first place, so this is great! And your video style is really interesting as well so thats really nice.
Jerry: "Don't ever contact me or my kids ever again."
Sean: "I understand."
That’s pretty harsh
Sean: Understandable, have a great day
that was not eggselent
Caysenisgamerfox never comment on a CZcams video again
@@magnusrdkjr5466 have eggreat day
Sometimes I wonder just how many videos Sam has made purely because he thought of one pun that he really really wants to use.
So he just dumped every pun in this one
Every single one
I guess he just really give a shmidt
Probably, most of them. Or random weird topics he found online. Either way I’m here for it.
All of them 😂
2:18 Visiting Hawaii for the first time be like
Seriously, they are EVERYWHERE. They're like pigeons!
I want you to know how much I appreciate that background you made. It lives rent free in my head. And that’s why I keep coming back to watch this video
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was domesticated, and civilized chickens don't run across it recklessly.
XD That's a good twist on the suicide joke.
@Sharky Boi Up shut fuck the
@@Youhoooop9242 it was a shit joke though they all are.
i am actually disturbed that the male chickens lay eggs
Red Deimon I thought they can't since their males
arith gutierrez of course they cant but drawing another chicken is pain in the butt apparently
This guy gets it ^
Red Deimon had not thought about that
Sam O'Nella Academy Congrats Sammy, #41 on trending!
the forrest background you put to much effort into. I do appreciate it. wow such lighting and subtley. truely amazing
I appreciate the jungle background and all the effort you put into it ❤
"So the Croatia basically acts like a funnel...". I fucking died.
I thought he said the clamato is a funnel 🤣
My entire people have been wronged
@@matijasostojic4288 Jebi ga brale :D
Ok im not only one that noticed
@@Qurrc nisi, plakao sam od smeha.
One of my chickens went eggbound once.. it's actually horrible, they can get so clogged up they literally explode, her actual guts exploded out of her ass and went everywhere. it was traumatising.
😳
can't you like break the egg and pull out the shards or something? Or does it get stuck in an area you can't even see it in?
Haha chicken guts go brrr
@@danielchavez1296 thats rude
@@jasen2456 it was a little joke but I do apologize
1:38 you’re welcome
Sam isn't back yet because his cloaca got egg-bound.
“We can make their reproductive systems go into overdrive whenever we want! You know what that means?”
“Lots of hot bird porn!”
*Yeah can you not*
*+Lee 88* But, what if I _want_ lots of hot bird porn?
*+stuff & more stuff* Well that’s not very nice of you to say.
@@ExEBoss here you go czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
@@bamberghh1691 I recognize that link... NOT GONNA CLICK IT.
@@bamberghh1691hghcghvvhgnwgchf
I'm very appreciative of your well-made forest background.
I wasn’t expecting the buy her chocolate and be attentive part. I think I might have to subscribe.
I did a research paper over this using only this video as a source for freshman English, solid 85%, thanks Sam
Hot bird porn
Good job
I really hope you kept in the jokes throughout the video…
@@Gabiyi I’m sure he added the hot bird porn
I did the same with the thorium video, got a 2. thanls sam
2:58 did you really just make a hen by taking the comb off of the rooster picture? You are a fucking legend
i bursted out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Unrealistic Hen got combs as well just smaller ones ;)
This videos keep getting better
No wonder I always thought it looked weird
What did you expect bird tiddies
Please return Father Sam. Your academy children are desperate to be care for by their papa. Papa must care for his little children. It’s so cold.
That background is absolutely amazing 🙌 love your work
Background at 2:09 magnificent, VERY professional. Easily best part of the video, well done sir.
Just stopped scrolling to comment because this has quite a few likes, but no comments, and that seemed weird. Have a nice day!
Comment numero two here :)
Comment nummer drei here :)
i’m fourth *h o n k*
Fifth right here- YEET
3:44 over a simple joke he straight up eggsiled him.. that’s harsh.
Man, what a cock, he really can't take a simple yolk.
@@iamthestrong927 Chick out man, he was only yolking
These yolks are Egg-cellent
Wtf
I mean, he made fun of his friend kicking the basket, so he was being kind of a cloaca hole
CZcams, "Hey, we suddenly decided you might like this 6 year old video."
Me, "You ain't wrong."
“So next time your girlfriend is-“
Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend
I FINALLY FOUND A SAM VID THAT I DIDNT WATCH WOOO CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY EVEN THO IT PASSED ALREADY LOL
He says a day after Christmas
oh hi
Oh hey I know you
SAME
YESSSSS
Could you do a video on the "long" history of JFK's sexual history
The fox king Of warchester xd
"I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman. Miss Lewinski." Good old Clinton.
The fox king Of warchester Bill Clinton actually hugged my grandmother once.
trey mount I know, but since we were on the topic of presidential sex lives, I thought it was appropriate to mention it.
BOOOOOM HEADSHOT
"so the next time your girlfriend is complaining about her period" you had me in the first half ngl
I appreciate the effort you put into that background
Sam O'Nella knows how to treat a lady.
Legitfox Animations
Same except I’m a dude and cry every time I watch over the hedge
"Wow, how bamboozling"
"More bird porn" just xd
alien alert
we found an alien
exterminate
Cc k
Or may I say, just EGGS-dee
still appreciating the background 7 years later
I appreciate the effort put into the background
ayyyyy Salmonella is back
Patrick R. Sam O. Nella
I still don't know if it's really his name or a pun. Oh well. What's better than after a chicken video to do a salmonella video ?
"I still don't know if it's really his name or a pun."
Considering his love for dad jokes, it's not hard to guess...
Rafał Lemiec i think he made his name sam o' nella for the sake that he could say salmonella
Like the disease
what the fuck
Imagine a clueless biology teacher projecting this to a middle school class.
whys dat a bad thing
@@asbayt81
The hot bird porn I guess.
Why do I feel like this is coming from experience…
I would respect them wholeheartedly
imagine your grandmother naked. you sicko.
I'm pretty sure bamboo blossoms no matter where it is at the same time all around the world if it's the same type.
I like how every chicken, is a rooster... An egg laying rooster.
I accidentally read the title is “how chickens get *destroyed”*
1:39
Mystic Yeets I read it as how *children* were domesticated.
That's where the "hot bird porn" comes into play
*ALL CHICKENS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED*
Cuz I was hungry
Ha. Sam O'Nella. Chickens. Get it?
EYYYYYY, FOOD POISONING!
EYYYYYY-BLERAGH (constant vomiting)
I have to wonder how long he's been waiting to make that pun lol!
No.
SixxSnipersTV Unhackable wow, how original. -slow clap-
i appreciate your background at 2:14. because its the only thing i can observe when the sound of me crunching on carrots is 60X louder than my headset at full volume.
I have learned so much from you, Sam O’Nella. Thank you. 🧠🤯♥️ By the way, I’d love an episode about Candide by Voltaire or some old literature or something like that. Or Grimm’s Fairy Tales? Just an idea. Please keep it up! These videos are the highlights of my CZcams recommendations!
2:53 "Croatia" - this is how you insult a nation
Naw, this is how you make us lol 😂
Cloaca is NOT Croatia
@@jordandino417 yes it is
Im actually honored to have Sam himself mention my country lmao
That's how everyone called us before we were a country
"So the Croatia acts like a funnel"
"Since this means that nothing can exit the clomato anymore..."
Da
Croatia is used as a shit, piss, egg hole for chickens
@@TuMade4 da
@@TuMade4 DA
I read the title as “Why children got domesticated”
It’s my first time watching a video from this channel, and I can tell if I’ve learned something, or been completely miss informed.
2:52 so croatia is basically the egg factory of the world?
wow thanks salmonella
im pretty sure it literally means " a fucking shit hole " since they fuck with the same hole they shit from
yay I am from the egg shitting country
imbetterthanyouis wow your iq is definitly high
it actually is , im australian so my iq is disguised by the fact we swear a bit
imbetterthanyouis im from Balkan Do i need to say more
I met a vegan but he thought that chickens used to lay eggs every year or so in till humans came along and made them lay eggs every day
Well, humans only half made them lay eggs every day. They already did that sometimes, we just exploited the fuck out of it for our own personal gain
@@celestialtree8602 animals do that son, its natural, its called parasitic nature, you exploit some biological characteristic of another beign to your own biological gain.
Whos going to tell the vegan that humans have exploited everything for food from soil, animals to plants.
Ryan Kelly there are still breeds out there that dont lay a whole lot
Guess what, all the fruits and vegetables and grains we eat, all exploited by humans.
I'm glad my girlfriends Cloaca never gets blocked
Same here friend
Hold up
i love your content. I was about to post "I love you" but I don't know who you are. I just thought I did because your content made me feel so happy. Even if you never bridge the gap between your private personal life and the life you share with us on the internet, I want you to know that at least one significant, ambitious, brave part of your existence means so much to me. I love you for this reason.
"Lots of hot bird porn!"
No, that comes with the internet.
Roosters don't have wieners. 90% of birds don't, and among them are boy chickens. He rubs his vent on her vent, and transfers a bit of happy juice. Doesn't seem as interesting as the way we humans do it, but it works for chickens.
Okay, now for the joke. How does a rooster, which has no wiener, get called a cock?
@@geraldfrost4710 this is the internet where rule 34 exist
@@geraldfrost4710 haha, why must we call these creatures cocks? Likely because they're absolute fucking angry dickheads that constantly want to peck our hands up, but we want to shorten that. Cock.
"No, it means we can get as many eggs as we can dream of!"
Cloaca??? Is it really called cloaca? That means sewer in Spanish..... Actually, it makes sense.
It might come from Romanian tho...
Cloacă is exactly that thing over there, and there are no othet words for that..
Cloaca means sewer in italian as well
Hey guys, portuguese has the same word and meaning. Well, that's definitely a Latin word for a multi purpose... exit? 😅
@@mildlifeisatrisk5727 Sewer, the Cloaca Maxima was a very large sewer in the city of Rome. Build by... uh Octavius Augustus.
Yeah they all came from Latin the latin word for sewer is literally just “cloaca”
I love the way the "civilised world" includes 2/3rds of Africa but not Norway, Sweden or Finland.
2:09 years later bro, and you know something? I feel melancholic when I see it, a sense of mysticism like there's something more there. Great work.
"Croatia" was the first time in a long time I genuinely laughed out loud
OwO
- *A gay German/Croatian furry*
@@cryzone2376
What's this??
@@Alizudo UwU
i dont know anymore~
@@cryzone2376 *Pumps shotgun with religious intent*
The Stars have aligned!
Sam has uploaded!
Rigi_Industries alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet alignet
Rigi_Industries jk im also happy
The planets have aligned! It's on trending!
Egg-stravagant.
Rigi_Industries lets not egg-xarate
The jungle background was very well drawn and detailed. Good job, Sam :)
i willingly clicked on this vid to watch it. my brain mistook this dudes fun and interesting teachings as some boring lecture and then shut itself down.
"Get her a box of chocolates and be attentive to her needs, ya prick!" Well done, sir.
But I refuse
And if what she wants is a hard railing, give her a hard railing.
@Deadpoppin if a woman who was ever acquainted with you gets one session of therapy she's running for the hills
Sam is a Chad, he respects the ladies. Subscribed.
He didn't say that to actually lecture the audience. He said it to contrast with what he made you think he was going to say, which was "human women have it easy compared to female chickens".
Sam O'Nella Academy (30 December 2016). "Why the Chicken Got Domesticated" - via CZcams.
On the wikepedia page for bamboo rice in the reference section
Superpro820 Vlogs it’s cited because it refers to “bambinos” as a common name for bamboo rice
@@cooperisntanelement4252 Not anymore. Some prick removed it back in November.
Cameron Horn what a Virgin
@@falpsdsqglthnsac the wiki editor is called NessieVL
alright, how do i trace an address?
To this day, the drawing of a uterus with big muscles flexing has got to be one of my favorite dumb visual gags ever, not just from this channel.
I really appreciate your background, Sam.
“Cloaca? So the Croatia..”
That made me laugh way more than it shouldve
The clamato
#21 on trending when the CZcams algarthym fucks up in the right way.
Just like the electoral college who gave us Trump. :-/
youbidoubidou Better then a murdering witch that wants to start a nuclear war.
LMFAO
And then a COW video hit #EIGHT!
youbidoubidou you only hate the electoral college because your feminist waifu lost
I love how the leashed roosters laid eggs. 😭
Love the accuracy that roosters lay eggs in this video
CROATIA
JESUS FUCK IM WHEEZING
since its a giant shithole? jk, salutations form Serbia
Ikr I heard that too lol
from Croatia, can confirm
from Croatia, can confirm
from Croatia, can confirm
“Anyways, let’s talk about chickens”
This is by far one of the best lines I’ve heard you say
I got 2 pet chickens, they are free range in my backyard they love it and give me eggs they are the best pets ever!
I wonder out of all the first domesticated animals, which one was the easiest?
The grey tree squirrel.
Mammoth and Giant Ground Sloth.
the voters
"which one was the easiest?" - Trump supporters.
hillary clintons minions
I appreciate the background Sam
Agreed.
Totally appreciate that background! Thanks!
Lmao this is exactly why I love CZcams 😂❤ I was just thinking where do chickens actually come from and now I feel much more informed with so much laughing too loved the jokes 😅
2:36 Haha, respect to you my dude.
Thanks to you, the name of my lucky bamboo is Childish Bambino
Oh my god
I love you lmao
Wow
Super Typhoon Nate Dude, that’s a painful way to die.