Animal Weaknesses
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- čas přidán 21. 11. 2016
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"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE
THIS EXACT COMMENT GOT 1.4K LIKES A YEAR AGO WTF
F I V E G U M
Yup. That's what it said.
OHhH this was the one my classmate told me
Stimulate your ferrets!
*_STIMULATE YOUR FERRETS_*
Sam 2016
"HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE!"
😂😂😂😂
Domdidaxx HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE
3:33
That description of a kite made from someone’s own organs doesn’t sound out of place as a circle of hell in Dante’s Inferno.
Dr.Bright... NO...
Have you heard about the seacucumbers signature move ?
Shoot out anus
Bright, no!
Bright read the list
@@Alien-Shenigains I heard this in the voice of AX3 from civvie 11 "Read the list bright"
As a wise man once said....
"HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE"
Phf-😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF
That caught me so off guard lol
And that's how it feels to chew five gum
When he mentioned ferrets, I thought he was going to talk about how females in heat will die if they don’t mate.
Wtf really?
You said what now?
Mood
@@parkerapperson7175 No
Not on my watch!
Shark police: stop you're getting pulled over
Shark: wait a minute
Shark:*dies*
TOX ILE ThIs Is CrInGe
shark police: Unit down requesting more back up
@@moocifer_8996 ye
How aren't the shark police dead
Vœxt what if it was a mako?
The sloth isn't the only one, apparently sea anemones are animals, some can even move, and it is terrifying
sponges and corals are also animals
@@jaydenwilton5279 I do not like you
He specified "on land"
I posted this on a Sam O'nella video, how the hell did it get here?
Almost all of them move
The fact sloths used to be giant herbivores who could kill almost anything in their environment before they just quit and decided to go into the trees and become one of the slowest animals is questionable yet unique.
Do you mean with "just quit" hunted to extinction by humans?
@@MouldMadeMind humans didn't cause it. Climate change exists.
@@MouldMadeMind🤦♂️
@@MouldMadeMindYes.
Actually, sloth relatives got into a variety of niche niches. Some lived on the sides of mountains, others bored caves into rock, and others still started living in water trying to be whales. It's only relatively recently those cool dudes went extinct, leaving behind the sloths we know today.
HOW IT FEELS TO CHEW FIVE GUM
"Help I can't shit no more!"
FIVE GUM. STIMULATE YOUR FERRETS.
I DIED at that part XD
Richard Gauthier best part of the whole vid
Incredibly funny 😂
Haha you just repeated what he said and commented it to get more likes
CaptainBlocker he put it in quotes for a reason dingus
"HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE!!!!"
Stimulate your ferrets
That had me in stitches!
My laughing box ran out >:(
Stimulate your ferrets
MCMario 0616 dude you said exactly the same thing as Willis Reed
When he mentioned sloths I thought he was going to mention that they shit once a week and it’s like childbirth for them, there’s so much. They don’t do it very often because there are predators on the ground where they do it, and they just can’t let it drop from the tree I guess.
"HELP, I CANT SHIT NO MORE!"
Me: Suffocates from laughter
Yep that’s me
You suffocate from laughter as he suffocated from 5 gum
You aren't running fast enough
Try swim again
OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF
polecat= cat that is good at pole dancing
*169 likes*
*in duke nukems' voice* shake it baby
Or a cat on a pole
Cat stripper
Or a cat you can pole dance on
Sam: **Minding his own business**
Uncle Harvey: “ If a shark stops swimming it *DIES* ”
Big_weeaboo_ energy did you know that sharks will turn their head down and sink to the deep to save energy.
@@boyinblue. really!! I'm not gonna lie that's me going math 😂
Nice 20 year trick
@@mabufang2217 thanks. Btw I know you don't know me but...
Watch Devilman crybaby.
It tugs onto your heartstrings so hard that it pulls your heart out of your body and leaves you dead and empty.
A concerned stranger • 20 years ago I’ll reply to you once I’ve finished it
Fun fact this shows up when you look up “Five gum, stimulate your senses”
I just tried it and it didn't come up
Not anymore!
Fun fact: nurse sharks are actually able to breath normally without moving, so you can often find them just sitting on the bottom of coral reefs.
Loudest sounds known to humanity:
5. Baby crying on the plane
4. THX intro
3. Atomic bomb
2. Star collapsing into a black hole
1. Sam O'Nella intro
1. HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE
0-that music that plays when you open csgo
What about the xbox starting sound
And fuckin cicada swarm
KRAKATOA!!!!!! (large volcanic eruption)
I made my mom watch this and now she won't stop watching Sam O' Nella videos.
I haven't eaten in 2 days.
But there is only 60 of them wouldn't she get bored
Also learn to cook dumbass
@Switch_Chan okay? I don't know what that means
@Switch_Chan okay i don't know why you needed to put r/woosh instead of just typing it was a joke
@Switch_Chan
This is not fucking reddit
It’s just a joke, you don’t have to take it too seriously... :/
sharks when they stop moving:
*mY LUNGS-A WHEEZIN'*
I just noticed his name sounds like “salmonella”. Why didn’t I notice this before
Suprised Pikachu Face
I hear it nearly every time 🤦🏻♂️
@@TheLilaMoon you made me cringe so hard
@@TheLilaMoon cringe
@@screamsinrussian5773 What did she say or do? Im really really curious because she deleted her comment
prepare for a lawsuit from 5 gum
nuh uh I put a disclaimer in the description, I have diplomatic immunity now
it's true
Sam O'Nella Academy Wrigley: "He can't keep getting away with it!"
Stimulating my ferrets never felt so right.
One thing I really love about your videos is, that I can watch them in 144p to save data on my phone and don't miss anything
Oooooh shit son... are you part german or somthing because you just sent him to the blast furnace
@Cyrsclin oh... i thought you were saying his animation skills sucked and thusly by watching it on the lowest quality it still looks the same, and glad i could be of use by making a steal-able comment
Its already 144p wdym?
I have to watch a lot of videos on 144p for data purposes as well. A lot of videos look super granulated, but Sam’s still look good and are enjoyable.
My dumbass been having it on 360 I shall do the same
I think there was a miscommunication when Sam was doing the reasearch on sloths. The whole "starved on a full stomach" isn't because it takes them so much energy to digest leaves. It has more to do with their gut bacteria, which are highly specialized. Sloths eat basically nothing but the leaves that are their absolute favorites, which, much like your sedentary human, is a very very small selection. So their gut bacteria are extremely specialized to digest ONLY THOSE LEAVES. If a sloth has only been eating leaves from one type of one kind of fruit tree, if you take that sloth into captivity, it'll eat when its hungry, but its gut won't be able to digest or gain nutrients from the incorrect type of leaves. Sloths are actually really hard to preserve in captivity for this reason, and often times "starve on a full stomach" because the scientists didn't observe what leaves it was eating prior to capture. I think sam has misconstrued that as evidence that sloths are stupendously weak animals capable of dying from the effort of digestion, which isn't true.
Sloths ARE slow because they're weak, but not in the way you might think. Their physiology has made many sacrifices to be capable of surviving solely on leaves- namely because no matter how big your stomach is, leaves just don't have a lot of nutrients in them. So instead of getting huge and developing (what would be efficient at THAT size) a cow's four-chambered stomach, they opted to just skip arm day instead. And leg day. And abs day. Sloths are relatively incapable of building up what would be considered in most animals "normal amounts of locomotion-related muscle mass" as well as developing an extremely slow metabolism so that the leaves have time to be digested thoroughly enough to provide enough nutrients (again, leaves have almost nothing to them) before becoming emaciated. Sloths just skip the whole "starving to death" thing by being super emaciated in the first place, their bodies already in self-preservation weakened states. They've become adapted to that lifestyle to the point that it's necessary for them to thrive.
I don't have this information by my own logic or anything, I have it from scientific essays written by people who did the research themselves, with actual labs and actual sloths. Basically I read. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk, and have a good night.
Thankyou
You're good person
Source?
Thats interesting, seems like a good read, may you post the sauce?
Sloths are like koalas - occupy an ecological niche that's uncontested and shed all unnecessary biological functions.
To paraphrase Ze Frank, the advantage of preying on leaves is that they tend not to run away. The disadvantage is that they're as nutritious as leaves.
N E R D
“How it feels to chew five gum.”
*HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE*
“Five gum, Stimulate your ferrets.”
the video lasts for four minutes and two seconds
OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MFOH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MFOH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF
"In fact, ferrets are probably the easiest animal to clog in the world."
H E L P I C A N T S H I T N O M O R E
Taylor Owens *STIMULATE YOUR SENSES*
@@notkingali1798 SIMULATE YOUR FERRETS
Does it work the same way if they perhaps, wear clogs?
Ahem seaturtles one bag can make this 100lbs beast of a creature eating things that can kill humans die by a little bag
Fun fact: German Name for sloth ist Faultier wich means litterally lazy animal.
Vietnamese is the same 🐧
For Portuguese it is "bicho-preguiça", the same thing
Sounds French though
In Spanish it's literally just "Perezoso", meaning lazy
Like, just the word lazy
Sometimes you call them "Lazy bear" but mostly, they're jus "Lazy"
italian seems to be the only language where they have they own reserved word
Animal weaknesses: *something related to its morphological issues that aren’t too pressing and something that is usually avoided*
Human weaknesses: depression, stress, existential dread, phobias, allergies, obesity, dug addiction, minor cuts and abrasions on our thin skin, sun burn, falling down stairs, falling down hill, just generally falling down, rampant STDs and other diseases, being alone, being with someone, being with more than one person, having too little money, ingrown nails, genetic issues, poor eyesight, arthritis, wars, riots, bothering with the wrong crowd, lego bricks, diabeetus and Black Friday sales
Dogs have a tumor std, so I think our stds aren’t that bad (as in one dog’s genital tumor has become an std)
I am 14 and this is deep
@@GustavoGomes-nn5np hush redditor, you not needed here
We are basically monkeys with anxiety.
having to little money, and having too much money
I think you mean nerfs given by God because these animals were too OP
So true with the sloths.
Someone watches tierzoo
@@pretzeldragon2975 czcams.com/video/i34xpTu9Q7I/video.html
I'm really likening this salmonella guy
ItsAustin ikr
ItsAustin i
ikr he's like the american gradeAunderA
Ayman Zarhoni more like if grade wasn't a moron
Krpajda well. he was pretty cool at first. but then he began exposing people which wasnt his best entertainment
"The sloth is the only member of the animal kingdom who was brave enough to say alright, I made the wrong choice here."
cries in coral*
[laughs in sponge]
@@the13throse _laughs in me on the weekends_
Pandas?
@@qus.9617 They won't exist soon. Best to not include them for those watching in 2035.
@@MoolyChaos Pandas aren't endangered anymore.
"the animal is just takin a nap"
on the ground with his stomach and lungs out of his body while bleeding but he is just fine!
As someone who owns ferrets I can say it's pretty difficult for them to get constipated, yes, easier than a dog, but those beasts are basically goats. We've only had one of our ferrets get constipated (ever), turns out they accidentally ate some fabric. Apparently the ferret was able to throw up most of the fabric, he literally was able to vomit on his ceiling. After that he did a poop and the rest came out. Guess we were lucky.
Sloths are the Italy of the animal kingdom,
Changing teams as soon as things get rough
they also used to be an absolute powerhouse and dominate everything else
And they make things half baked... ataf, I'm fucking looking at you!
Oliver Wylie Keyword used
Why would you say something so contversle yet so brave
Nitr0gen__ Shark4579 not controversial a fact
The video starts at 3:35
Turn up your volume it’s a bit quiet though
😂😂😂😂
Bucket O’ Pasta r/wooosh
no i-i don't have epilepsy and h-hearing problems sure ill click
U fuckin got me bruv
@Bucket O’ Pasta r/woosh
Fun fact: mushrooms are more closely related to animals than to plants
How??
@@wolfetteplays8894 They don’t have chlorophyll for one. Also, they are heterotrophic, which means they ingest their food like animals do instead of through photosynthesis like plants.
@@wolfetteplays8894 The common ancestor of plants and animals is older than the common ancestor of fungi and animals, that's how.
@@wolfetteplays8894 did you also know some mushroom spores can survive the vacuum of space? Weird, right?
Weird
"ferrets are probably the easiest to clog animal in the world" is a sentence I didn't think I'd hear this morning
I think an interesting video would be dumbest things done by WW1 generals. Trust me, there is a lot of material
Too Old let's hotzendorf it up, cardboard shoes ftw
Nathan Mcaleb don't forget the legendary Luigi Cadorna.
I feel some felllw Great War channel subs here. I would love more history videos, the Crimean War video was hilarious.
Crazykid1590 That was my favorite video of his bar none.
#CarpathianWinterOffensives
*E Α S I E S T T O C L O G A N I M A L S*
*c l o g*
W O R D S F R O M T H E V I D E O
420 likes :DDD
I see you are a penguinz0 fan as well.
Classic Killer bean
“sad, slow, sloth stomachs spend so” mega alliteration
"This will make you run fast"
"Heck"
Don't know why that part made me laugh so hard lol
Why has this channel not blown up yet? honestly.
well, it is getting there, a phew weeks back it only had around 20000 subscribers, look at the current numbers, it is slowly but steadily getting there, just you wait.
Most channels get really mediocre when they blow up though. Id rather he stays at this slow but healthy growth.
The channel only starts a few months ago, when i subscribe he only got 6k subs
dude, he had like 100 subs 2 months ago, hes going like mad.
It is blowing my friend, it is. I got in at 10k subs like 2 months ago
*how it feels to chew 5 gum*
H E L P I C A N T S H I T N O M O R E!
*5 gum*
*stimulate your ferrets*
greta.sundblad yessssssssssssss this is gooooooooldd
@@MattsIEDpart2 shut up it's a direct qoute
ThePewpewpewpew why did you say shut up?
@@MattsIEDpart2 cause you should be telling Sam that it's his joke
ThePewpewpewpew ok but there’s no need to say hey you, yes you over there. Shut up
That 5 gum part had me laughing in class. my teacher didn't even know why I was laughing or what it was about but she also started laughing too. lol
I can't describe how much i absolutely love the way you draw sloths
Kangaroos can't jump if you hold their tails up.
Cows can't walk down stairs.
Crocodiles can't stick their tongues out.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants can't jump.
Birds can't eat without gravity.
Zebras can't sleep alone.
Sloths are better at swimming than moving on land.
Keep 'em coming.
littleblueclovers commenters have a lot of time to comment random facts about animals
Dr3w Dr3w
Female lions do 90% of the hunting.
Deers don't have gall bladders.
Cows can sleep standing up, but they can only dream laying down.
Even a tiny amount of alcohol will kill a scorpion as it will sting itself to death.
Hippos run faster than humans.
Deer can't eat hay.
Moths don't have stomachs.
Killer whales are a species of dolphins.
Whale hearts only beat 9 times a minute.
I just happen to know a lot of these so I'm just sharing them.
littleblueclovers share more!!!!!
littleblueclovers I remember commenting this but this was a whole week ago I'm suprised time passed by so fast
Pigs can't watch the sky as we do, because their head muscles aren't as strong as ours.
Rats will eat other rats if trapped.
If any species of venomous snake bites itself too hard, it will die because they aren't totally immune to their own venom.
new 5 gum
constipate your ferrets
This crap is so underrated lmfao
HA!
Ermagherd-- I don't know why I found it hilarious, but I really needed a laugh 😆🤣
How it feels to chew 5 gum
*EUTHANIZE YOUR FERETS*
FERRET: *HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE*
as a ferret owner this is true, mine ate one of my dogs food and it got stuck. we got it out somehow and he then proceeded to act like nothing happened. Needless to say, he never ate any small objects like that again.. but he did burn his whiskers by poking his nose into the fireplace which was still warm from last night, he escaped out house for 2 nights and came back with a chipped tooth, and jumped out of the 2nd floor window and then ran to the front door and began scratching to get in
He really left when the world needed him most. 😔
"Stimulate your ferrets" is right. Did you know that female ferrets never leave heat once started unless they are impregnated? It gets so bad that their immune system eventually shuts down and they die. There is a simple way to stave off this problem until such time as you can either have them spayed or bred: lube up a q-tip (water based) and "stimulate" your ferret.
Alexis Filigree so what youre saying is finger fucking fixes feral ferrets?
Alexis Filigree I can satisify a ferret by shoving a q-tip in its cat?
Living beings are wierd
Shut up
Do I have to use a q-tip, or can I use something else?
also for the ferrets I'm surprised you didn't bring up adrenal disease, something that's fairly common in fixed ferrets. it's a scary thing- the ferrets are no longer able to absorb calories from the food they eat, so they're pretty much starving. they lose fur, weight. there's two options to fix the issue, but there's no cure- they can go through a life threatening surgery to permanently fix the issue, or they can get a device implanted just under their skin to help their body absorb calories better. I opted for the device. it costs about $250 per ferret (I have two and they both needed the device. my younger ferret wasn't as bad off as my older one, but he still has the disease) and it needs to be replaced every six months.
Then don't fix your shit animals
Watched all your videos in one sitting, was going through a hard moment and saved me, thanks
*How it feels to chew 5 gum*
HALP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE!!!1!!11!
*5 gum: stimulate your ferrets*
AreaDenial lol
AreaDenial *how it feels to steal popular comments*
Dont Even Try Its even better because on my screen this comment is right above the original one
But... They didn't, plus it's from the video...
HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE
I lost it at that part I was laughing so hard
That last part was pure gold, I burst out laughing once he said "stimulate your ferrets"
why I dont get it
"The sloth is the one member of the animal kingdom who was brave enough to say mobility is overrated"
Corals, oysters, mussels, barnacles, sponges, tubeworms, sea squirts, cochineals, rotifers, and scale insects: "Am I a joke to you?"
as a Polish person I must say, the ferret thing made me laugh so hard xDDD
+1
Same
yee
I’m glad to see some people can take a joke *without* getting offended. Good on you.
Hey man after centuries of getting fucked over by the rest of Europe you deserve it. Enjoy that laugh while you still can
You know how a dachshund is a wiener dog?
Introducing the ferret, the wiener cat.
I'm stealing this, you brilliant bastard
Doc Sund is how it’s pronounced, I found this out through my older sibling, who wants to be a vet
@@SftHrtBrsKnckls bruh i always said dash hound
@@SftHrtBrsKnckls The word Dachshund comes from the German language, as the Dachshund is an originally German breed and could be translated to Badger Dog. And yes it is pronounced Daks Hund. The more you know 😉
Fun fact
There is actually "breeds" of wiener cat
Kinda cute
But they have similar issues as the weiner dog
Also: Ferrets love slightly cooked pumpkin flesh, apparently the unspiced canned pumpkin pie filling is something ferrets love so much that it's often given to them as a home remedy for being clogged or food poisoning (as ferrets can't vomit). They're allergic to the spices of pumpkin spice, though, so definitely don't feed them that.
He says the sloth is half plant but what about jellyfish. They're basically flesh plants floating in the sea
“Flesh plants”
One of my ferrets unfortunately had a blockage and I will confirm.. it did indeed cost $1,000.
Jesus, that'd be time to get the wire costhangers out.
Cost*
Get the pipe cleaners
I am sorry
Rich Raichu Thank you. ☺️
The Etruscan Shrew has such a high metabolism that if it doesn't eat within 4 hours of a previous meal it will starve. Also it has a bpm of 1500, or 26 bps.
Did you mean 1560 bpm or 25 bps?
@@dylanvaughn2540 it's an average, so either is close enough.
Most shrews will starve within a day if they don't eat fast enough. They sleep less than most rodents as a result.
Oh yeah yeah.
Seth Begley
Etruscan Shrew Heart: YYEEEEEEEEEET
Found your channel today, watched a dozen videos. I like your sense of humor ❤
The rewatch value of these videos is un matched.
during a shark attack
Most people: *get out of water*
Me, an intellectual: *stands still, cause to eat me, it’ll have to stop.*
*rams you while eating you*
@@bruhmoment5286 I was just about to say "then the shark rams it's fucking head into you"
@@stephburks r/whoosh the revenge of the woosh
I would slap it into the water and hold it if i can but first poke its eyes
@@stephburks They're trolls. You have been wooshed, you stupid dope. You dumb bitch.
3:27
One of my ferrets died from eating a small bean a few months ago. Well, I'm sad again.
Could they shit?
F
h E L P I C A N T S H I T
I'm sorry :c
Aw :(
I learn so much from these videos in such a short amount of time, and somehow my tiny brain retains it all. Amazing work, you have godlike powers, i miss you sam 🤘😭
I am glad that I watched this particular video as I made my daily offering to my porcelain throne god, named Ralph. The 5 gum/polecat bit made me laugh til I shat. Your content is educational and hilarious. Thank you for what you do.
stimulate your ferrets
BashStash *Five gum.*
Stimulate your fucking ferrets, I'm dying!
*nerd voice* erm sir i beleve if you go back to that point theres no profanity after the ''your'' so you have some 10/10 -repeating of corse- unfactul evedence suporting your clame of ''dieing''
Aww maw gawd. How serprawsing.
When I saw the Ferret I was hoping that Sam was going to explain why they have to poop in corners. 😢
Ok you use that to your advantage. If you have a, mentally healthy ferret. They don't shit were they sleep. Any corners I have blankets there. Now healthy ferrets for no fucking reason will pick a new potty spot. Sometimes you give in and put another litter box there. In my bedroom I have 5 litter boxes. They be picky XD
When you said pole cats, you should’ve had a picture of a cat stripper
So I've run out of Sam O'Nella videos and I've come to complain.
Who's with me?
We're here for you.
Trench McCoat check out Casually Explained if you haven't already
i have re watched all of them 5 times over and yea I'm also about to complain
trench mccoat? why trench coats?
Respek
Ferret:*eats literally anything*
Also Ferret:cONstIpaTiON
Did you mean obstipation?
"haha ferret intestine goes clog"
Ferrets be like. HeLP I Can’T ShIT nO mORe
BTW obstibation is the complete inability to shit, not difficulty to shit
comedy cemetary
5 years and it still hits different
I am the owner of two ferrets so I feel I am qualified to give them a new name. I’ve consistently called my ferrets Noodle Rats because it fits better than pole cats.
This channel has a thing other documentary/history channels doesn't
*BLOOD*
And hefty doses of pitch black comedy
Discovery's penguin documentaries: Am I a joke to you?
"how it feels to chew 5 gum"
"H E L P I C A N ' T S H I T N O M O R E ! ! ! ! !"
"5 gum, stimulate your ferrets"
“HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm just here rewatching the Sam O'Nella catalog. For the 40th time. Life feels empty without new Sam O'Nella videos....
Sam is 6 ft under, hope this helps 🤷
“The easiest to clog animal in the world” is a sentence I thought I’d never hear.
Me : watches the video
Also me: *Stares at my ferrets for 2 hours straight*
DEW IT
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
"I thought this was a laxative m8"
My love for Sam overlived a relationship and 2 jobs
3:35 I was eating a snack and saw this and legit almost started chocking.
Still best scene
c h o c k
*c h o c k i n g*
Intro: Classical music
Outro: *H E L P I C A N T S H I T N O M O R E*
I come back and see the past and see all the memories we made together. Will you ever come back sweet prince for I long for your warmth and the night grows ever colder.
'Stimulate your ferrets.' A suggestion I thought that I'd never hear. 😆
Fucking hilarity every time.
“HELP I CANT SHIT NO MORE”
this kids... is why Sam is the best
OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MFOH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF
"how it feels to chew 5 gum HELP I CAN'T SHIT NO MORE 5 gum stimulate your ferrets"
"Stimulate your ferrets" 🤣🤣🤣 Probably one of the greatest Sam O'Nella Gags ever
I love the ferret five gum commercial
"Ferrets are probably the easiest to clog animals."
yes
“Ve haf conducted much primary research on zis matter. Vould u like to volunteer as the new test subject?!”
Can attest to the ferret weakness. One of mine was incorrigible. She needed surgery three times, and made herself sick but managed to pass the thing she ate many more. After each incident we tightened security, further restricting where she was allowed, upping supervision, upping how often we swept. But she kept finding things. Unlike most ferrets who are picky she'd eat anything. So, we had to deny her access to *things.* Or at least anything that would fit in her mouth, including dust bunnies. I always feel like I should have done more to keep her safe, but also, I don't know what that would have been. She has an uncanny ability to find and ingest things that are not food. Yes, she's still with us, a sleepy old lady at 8 years.
ok guys time for my annual rewatch of every single video that this dude has made
Fun fact about white sharks, they do stop. In areas where there are a strong currents to keep the water flowing past their gils
Oscar Lagerwall
So do they go to those place to sleep? Or don't they sleep?
Well if there's a strong current and they're "stopped" relative to the Earth they're still technically moving through the water so it's not like they're able to rest, or else they'd just get pushed back by the current and the water wouldn't flow through their gills.
They can’t sleep conventionally but they can rest by swimming to the surface and pointing their head down to let water through the gills as they slowly fall downwards
I've seen a couple big ones lounging in the shallows of a beach in South Africa. They were munching on rays or some other small fish. they would thrash around every now and then to face either inland or out to sea but they were in control of where they were. they were fairly immobile for a few minutes at a time which is why a couple guys went out to see if they were alright but they turned out to be fine. and they were white sharks so they guys got back in sharpish. they went back out after maybe 20-25 minutes. pretty cool actually. so i think it must take more than just stopping moving for a few seconds fpr them to 'drown'. plus the sea has natural currents that they could likely rest in to recover.
I should mention 1 was at least 14 ft
sam name is me after I eat raw egg
All I could think of🤣
that's the point of the name, isn't it?
That's the joke dude.
“Isn’t that kinda the point?”
That’s... kind of the whole joke... like, it’s supposed to sound like salmonella.
Sloth:Fuck walking imma just die eating
Sharks:I GOTTA GO FAST!
Ferrets:my digestive system is so dam small i could die from a peice of gum
The kite drawing was comedy gold
i'm from poland and in fact i dont know how cat looks like
u wot m8
ja pierdole chuj odpierdalasz
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A cat 🐱
Go to a chinese restaraunt and you'll dedinetaly spot a cat or two, will it be dead already or alive, you won't know
I think that a German cat for you is a cat with a hitler stash