South Sudan, the World's Newest Country

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  • čas přidán 28. 05. 2024
  • Took me a little while to get this video out, both because it ended up being way longer than I intended and because I've been too busy spanking the monkey to do anything productive.
    Intro and outro song:
    "Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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Komentáře • 11K

  • @bungofungus
    @bungofungus Před 4 lety +6187

    Be prepared for northern south sudan

    • @over-usedcommentpolice7731
      @over-usedcommentpolice7731 Před 4 lety +317

      southern northern southern sudan

    • @TWH-lp4bn
      @TWH-lp4bn Před 4 lety +36

      Parent Sudan should just annex the south

    • @dabbinghitlersmemes1762
      @dabbinghitlersmemes1762 Před 4 lety +63

      The Middle Sudan Inbetween That Sudan Just South of the Other Western Southern Northern South Sudan and Eastern West Sudan

    • @TWH-lp4bn
      @TWH-lp4bn Před 4 lety +51

      @@dabbinghitlersmemes1762 *_S O U T H E G Y P T_*

    • @resentment3259
      @resentment3259 Před 4 lety +22

      Medium Sudan

  • @TroubleshootingError
    @TroubleshootingError Před 4 lety +17222

    Yall just ever govern so bad your country goes through mitosis

    • @yolomab
      @yolomab Před 4 lety +788

      **china sweating nervously**

    • @kacperNFS
      @kacperNFS Před 4 lety +45

      Lmao

    • @raeserec535
      @raeserec535 Před 4 lety +152

      @@yolomab despite how shit they treat thier people they are pretty good at everything else they wont collapse unless they have a schism in the communist party but seeing how stable it is, its probably external threats they are worried about

    • @TheInglip
      @TheInglip Před 4 lety +9

      not yet I haven't

    • @nothingisreal6816
      @nothingisreal6816 Před 4 lety +74

      **Spain sweating nervously**

  • @ch0co1ate.m1lk9
    @ch0co1ate.m1lk9 Před 2 lety +6933

    A south Sudanese refugee actually came and spoke at my school a few weeks ago and she had to walk 1600 miles to Kenya to escape the civil war, her name is Nyibol Bior and she published a childrens book about her story in 2021 called My Beautiful Colors, she’s now a teacher who teaches special needs classes and she’s doing really well

    • @venom_ftw9316
      @venom_ftw9316 Před rokem +123

      That's awesome

    • @matthewjones6786
      @matthewjones6786 Před rokem +121

      Thank you for sharing that! People with backgrounds like that have a perspective of true perseverance and gratefulness that I, as an American, admire and want to learn from. :)

    • @jpecc8314
      @jpecc8314 Před rokem +5

      Thank you

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +8

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @pinkkam
      @pinkkam Před rokem +6

      thats so sweet to hear

  • @scottcaramel
    @scottcaramel Před 2 lety +4805

    For those wondering, the South Sudanese Civil War came to an end in February 2020, resulting in 3 “administrative areas” being created, presumably to decrease tension between ethnic groups.

    • @sharoyveduchi
      @sharoyveduchi Před 2 lety +332

      "Yo dog I heard you like independence so we made you independent from South Sudan while you independent from Sudan while you independent from Egypt"

    • @jrfw96
      @jrfw96 Před 2 lety +1

      And what does this tell you. Ethnic groups arent meant to be mixed. Diversity doesn't work.

    • @MitchellGwr
      @MitchellGwr Před 2 lety +14

      @@jrfw96 How did you manage to come to that conclusion??

    • @TrigramThunder
      @TrigramThunder Před 2 lety +39

      @@jrfw96 I think it's more like a spectrum. In the absence of non black people, different ethnicities of black people will fight each other, just as in the absence of non human intelligent species, we humans fight each other. basically, the more diverse a society, the more tolerant it is, but we always fight someone.

    • @scottwhitley3392
      @scottwhitley3392 Před 2 lety +70

      Do you think they ever considered, just like not shooting eachother?

  • @josegarza6763
    @josegarza6763 Před 4 lety +6160

    That's what happens to a nation that appears so Sudan-ly.

    • @sneezingsuspense
      @sneezingsuspense Před 4 lety +93

      I choked on my water

    • @lucyschraff4893
      @lucyschraff4893 Před 4 lety +134

      Subbed just to unsubscribe for that joke. How do you feel now Jose

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před 4 lety +24

      Jose Garza
      Duh Duh *head smashing*

    • @yeehaw693
      @yeehaw693 Před 4 lety +25

      this comment right here, officer!

    • @MrPs103
      @MrPs103 Před 4 lety +16

      You asshole. Take my upvote and leave!

  • @xxxtentacles3915
    @xxxtentacles3915 Před 3 lety +13137

    South Sudan is 10 now, hes a big boy

    • @ozzylepunknown551
      @ozzylepunknown551 Před 3 lety +720

      Time to act like it

    • @t6hp
      @t6hp Před 3 lety +294

      @@ozzylepunknown551 Damn.

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso Před 3 lety +335

      And the civil war has ended! South Sudan is at peace with himself now

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late Před 3 lety +147

      Old enough to get his very own pip boy.

    • @a_sonic_enjoyer_
      @a_sonic_enjoyer_ Před 3 lety +10

      BIgG

  • @rat5490
    @rat5490 Před 2 lety +1822

    Heisenburg went from a drug kingpin to the president of South Sudan, mad respect

    • @youraveragekomodo
      @youraveragekomodo Před rokem +140

      jesse, we need to struck a unity deal and formed a coalition government to pave the way for refugees to return home

    • @OwnFall420
      @OwnFall420 Před rokem +50

      Husseinburg

    • @gaminglord5558
      @gaminglord5558 Před rokem

      He was also a nazi scientist

    • @gamingunicorn6475
      @gamingunicorn6475 Před rokem +7

      He still a drug kingpin though, I see that as grounds to question his morals at least slightly

    • @goldenknight9515
      @goldenknight9515 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@OwnFall420underrated asf 😂😂

  • @Novous
    @Novous Před 2 lety +1341

    One of my good friends in college was from South Sudan. I loved watching his eyes gleam talking about being from "the newest country in the world" and about their constitution and stuff. It was sad hearing in later years how much civil war / oil / corruption had hurt his country (both before, and after their independence). His apartment was so bare bones it was crazy to me. He slept on a thick blanket (no "real" bed) and had his engineering textbooks, and his laptop for homework, and that was it. He had nothing else--only what he needed for his education. I need to facebook him and see how he's doing.

  • @ericmarley7060
    @ericmarley7060 Před 4 lety +4444

    "14 Year Old Sudanese Boy Suffers Mid-life Crisis"

    • @TWH-lp4bn
      @TWH-lp4bn Před 4 lety +24

      *south

    • @hoh5590
      @hoh5590 Před 4 lety +1

      Hahehihohuhahuu

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 Před 4 lety +1

      North Sudanese Most Affected.

    • @tk4073
      @tk4073 Před 4 lety +14

      9 year old*

    • @RedSeraph_03
      @RedSeraph_03 Před 3 lety +4

      i.i cyx good? You sure you’re talking about the same sudan?

  • @earth-6163
    @earth-6163 Před 3 lety +43930

    True Facts: Here in Africa we don't have internet, I'm currently commenting using a smoke signal.

    • @cheesemate9141
      @cheesemate9141 Před 3 lety +2812

      Well I'm commenting with messenger pigeons.

    • @poggersfish4229
      @poggersfish4229 Před 3 lety +1405

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    • @earth-6163
      @earth-6163 Před 3 lety +2181

      @@poggersfish4229 .-.. --- ...- . ....... ..-. .-. --- -- ....... -.- . -. -.-- .-

    • @poggersfish4229
      @poggersfish4229 Před 3 lety +501

      @@earth-6163 what it say tho

    • @earth-6163
      @earth-6163 Před 3 lety +773

      @@poggersfish4229 LOVE#FROM#KENYA

  • @kirtil5177
    @kirtil5177 Před rokem +173

    fun fact: this video has more views than the population of South Sudan

    • @AsiaMinor12
      @AsiaMinor12 Před 11 měsíci +18

      Another fun fact. South Sudan's birthrate is so high that this comment will probably be outdated in a couple years. Nobody really knows how many people are living in South Sudan though so the population can be much higher.

    • @Qaze1
      @Qaze1 Před 11 měsíci +8

      ​@@AsiaMinor12An anonymous NGO based in south sudan has confirmed that the population of South Sudan is between 14.2 to 17.8 Millon

  • @malegria9641
    @malegria9641 Před rokem +286

    My favorite fact about South Sudan is that my favorite singer/rapper, Emmanuel Jal, is not only from there but was at one point literally a child soldier and after running away became Riek Machar and his British wife’s adopted son until the wife died in a car accident and Riek gave him the boot. Now he lives in Canada and is one of the most popular musicians in Africa. He also gave a ted talk and wrote an autobiography!

  • @TheFIoridaMan
    @TheFIoridaMan Před 5 lety +30014

    I noticed a map in our government class on the wall and noticed it didn't have South Sudan on it thought it was old....thats when i realized that the USSR was on it still

    • @Nandoline
      @Nandoline Před 5 lety +508

      Blyat

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Před 5 lety +1836

      I too like to examine maps to determine when it was printed.

    • @-ninetynine-2498
      @-ninetynine-2498 Před 5 lety +141

      Tunkkis u and everyone who does dat are weird

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis Před 5 lety +612

      @@-ninetynine-2498 I kind of figured already, but thanks.

    • @lordbrain5263
      @lordbrain5263 Před 5 lety +56

      Tunkkis Same

  • @jackson4274
    @jackson4274 Před 4 lety +24806

    Imagine clicking on a video and saying “hey this guy is gonna talk about my home country how cool” and then he just roasts the shit out of how bad it is

    • @Himbotical
      @Himbotical Před 4 lety +2274

      We know though, no one is nostalgic for that place lol. Only for the peaceful windows before war that no longer exist.

    • @august6604
      @august6604 Před 4 lety +865

      Jackson Gallagher he says in the video that in south sudan there’s no internet

    • @Caprifoolaceae
      @Caprifoolaceae Před 4 lety +730

      I want him to roast my country... It would be the only international outlet that would talk about my country without me wanting to cry :D

    • @yeezyyazzy6765
      @yeezyyazzy6765 Před 4 lety +167

      No worries im down south east in kenya

    • @julioescamilla6045
      @julioescamilla6045 Před 4 lety +49

      @@Caprifoolaceae where are you from?

  • @timtsai9285
    @timtsai9285 Před 2 lety +453

    Fun fact: Sudan's independence of Egypt and England has lead to the only piece of unclaimed land in the world

    • @PurPurDot
      @PurPurDot Před 2 lety +27

      There’s also a bit of Antarctica 🇦🇶

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 Před 2 lety +50

      They’re not “unclaimed” per se, it’s that both sides think that Bir Tawil belongs to the other nation. Either side claiming ownership of Bir Tawil would lose ownership of the prosperous Halaib triangle region. Fascinating history

    • @dcr645
      @dcr645 Před rokem +18

      ​@@scottydu81 "it's not unclaimed it's just that neither side claims it"

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 Před rokem +6

      @@dcr645 That’s not what I said. I said that each nation sees the land as claimed by the other nation. Not unclaimed.

    • @JimmyButlersdreads
      @JimmyButlersdreads Před rokem +13

      ​@@scottydu81 So unclaimed basically

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts9275 Před rokem +64

    "It took two civil wars before the South gained independence."
    Oh no

  • @moobloom155
    @moobloom155 Před 3 lety +18470

    imagine not being older than south sudan

    • @raeraesocraycray7702
      @raeraesocraycray7702 Před 3 lety +733

      im 9 years older than my country(south sudan)lolz

    • @mrttripz3236
      @mrttripz3236 Před 3 lety +719

      @@raeraesocraycray7702 hey you survived the Civil War. Good job

    • @raeraesocraycray7702
      @raeraesocraycray7702 Před 3 lety +739

      @@mrttripz3236 yh my parents had me and dipped to egypt during the second sudanese war

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 3 lety +299

      @@raeraesocraycray7702 I think that’s what Jesus’ parents did at some point.

    • @mathiasvoorhees6232
      @mathiasvoorhees6232 Před 3 lety +129

      You know how many countries in Eastern Europe got their independence in the 1990s and early 2000s?

  • @DrTicklesworth
    @DrTicklesworth Před 7 lety +20619

    "Two Coupes Make a Sudan"
    Unsubscribed, reported, called the cops.

    • @lorichan
      @lorichan Před 7 lety +423

      ecksdee

    • @d_wang9836
      @d_wang9836 Před 7 lety +505

      Speedwagon You forgot to shoot it into space via volcano.

    • @yokowan
      @yokowan Před 7 lety +299

      Bu dum *CRACK*

    • @corvuscadaver
      @corvuscadaver Před 7 lety +162

      Your hat's gay.

    • @corvuscadaver
      @corvuscadaver Před 7 lety +59

      AANickFan Coupé and Sedans are car types

  • @-Commit-arson-
    @-Commit-arson- Před rokem +34

    I like when Sam draws a gun, he draws the mechanics of the gun
    not just what a gun looks like from the outside

  • @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort
    @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort Před rokem +43

    I remember when I heard South Sudan became a country, I was really excited. As an outsider watching from afar, it seemed like the best solution for all the civil wars and whatnot, so I, like everyone else, thought this would mean an end to the bloodshed. Was so disappointed to see how things turned out, but I think they're slightly better now, right?
    Also, the two coup(e)s make a sedan joke is everything.

    • @theunicornbay4286
      @theunicornbay4286 Před 9 měsíci

      So, who's your favorite herbrew patriarch?

    • @hajarmdn4883
      @hajarmdn4883 Před 4 měsíci +3

      And now Sudan is going through their own civil war and straight up genocide of their non-Arab citizens. It’s disheartening and heartbreaking

  • @Ebinisti
    @Ebinisti Před 4 lety +4038

    Update: In Feb of 2020 President Salva Kiir and rebel leader Riek Machar formed a board of directors together after more than six years of civil war!

    • @FonVegen
      @FonVegen Před 4 lety +436

      Not gonna lie, I read that as "a board of dictators" at first.

    • @JakubWojciechowski933
      @JakubWojciechowski933 Před 4 lety +174

      Now just seven other ethic groups to fight

    • @gamingman2720
      @gamingman2720 Před 4 lety +18

      Ahhhh I wanted a new country

    • @trezapoioiuy
      @trezapoioiuy Před 4 lety +101

      maybe they're gonna split. Looking at the map, the new nation could be called "North-East South Sudan"

    • @retf8977
      @retf8977 Před 4 lety +8

      Yes, I was happy when it was announced on Egyptian TV.

  • @nafinapkin5439
    @nafinapkin5439 Před 7 lety +1840

    Impress your (12 yr old)friends and say "im older than a country!"

    • @MhmD-TH
      @MhmD-TH Před 7 lety +74

      technically
      south sudan is way older than us

    • @GarryDumblowski
      @GarryDumblowski Před 7 lety +128

      Well, the land there is DEFINITELY older than any of us.

    • @gavin169
      @gavin169 Před 7 lety +15

      Nafi Napkin *countries

    • @lovebeinganowl2109
      @lovebeinganowl2109 Před 6 lety +17

      Donut Sensei It got it's independence from Sudan in 2011, making it 6 years old in this year

    • @ts-wo6pp
      @ts-wo6pp Před 6 lety

      Donut Sensei no it wasn't.

  • @mohmmedalmobsher2010
    @mohmmedalmobsher2010 Před rokem +123

    Being from Sudan and actually witnessing the actual misery in play...i would say well played sir...i never laughed at our situation this much..since last week when another coup was staged with god knows who...so yah..that’s pretty much sums it

  • @countcampula
    @countcampula Před rokem +20

    Foreshadowing

  • @zot93X
    @zot93X Před 4 lety +15721

    So Sudan got a free battle royale mode?

  • @yourmom9931
    @yourmom9931 Před 4 lety +5465

    "Here's a few reasons South Sudan sucks so bad. First let me talk about ethnic groups."
    ~Sam O Nella

  • @harveyquirke7181
    @harveyquirke7181 Před měsícem +6

    Just looked up clusterfrick in urban dictionary, and oh my they literally used 2 of his quotes and hilarious.

  • @Lewis077
    @Lewis077 Před rokem +25

    3:45 why the president looking like Heisenberg…..?

    • @RralRonaldo
      @RralRonaldo Před rokem +3

      Black hat + beard = Heisenberg 💀💀💀 bro think he did something funny

    • @stereokuuji
      @stereokuuji Před 9 měsíci

      😐

  • @t850terminator
    @t850terminator Před 7 lety +2476

    The newest country?
    Not anymore when I start the Republic of Dave.

    • @tannerosborn207
      @tannerosborn207 Před 7 lety +106

      The Republic of Me will annex you

    • @t850terminator
      @t850terminator Před 7 lety +59

      how do i after effects A declaration of war?

    • @tannerosborn207
      @tannerosborn207 Před 7 lety +54

      David Chang Take it as you will.

    • @ana_cabana
      @ana_cabana Před 7 lety +17

      David Chang Is this a juju Deference?

    • @thatoneguy2023
      @thatoneguy2023 Před 7 lety +48

      +Make Jojo Great Again No I think it's a fallout 3 reference

  • @IsabellaShortleaf
    @IsabellaShortleaf Před 3 lety +29936

    the person who made “clusterfuck” in the urban dictionary have a separate definition for just ‘south sudan’ is a man of culture

    • @movietimeateds69
      @movietimeateds69 Před 3 lety +613

      Omg i just looked it up hahahaha

    • @mr.molduga
      @mr.molduga Před 3 lety +121

      English pls

    • @loin0000
      @loin0000 Před 3 lety +53

      You can also buy a clusterfuck gaiter

    • @m1_2t
      @m1_2t Před 3 lety +18

      @@mr.molduga d

    • @timytumper
      @timytumper Před 3 lety +168

      @@mr.molduga did you seriously not understand that sentence?

  • @gormold4163
    @gormold4163 Před rokem +13

    This video is older now than South Sudan was when it was created.

  • @Matthew-li7we
    @Matthew-li7we Před 2 lety +31

    It is funny AND sad that his subscriber count keeps growing but no new videos... Oh well, we should be thankful for the ones we did get.
    Edit: Oh and if Mr. Sam O'Nella ever reads this post, thank you for the videos you made, regardless if you ever make another one, I really enjoy your work and come back all the time to rewatch these.

    • @InfiniteAnvil
      @InfiniteAnvil Před 9 měsíci +1

      Hey in case you didn't know, he's back

  • @Himbotical
    @Himbotical Před 5 lety +17393

    My dad is from South Sudan. Family always ask, "When are you going to visit! You have to come back home sometime." I never have the heart to tell them I would never step foot over there.

  • @Jacquett
    @Jacquett Před 7 lety +2057

    this is like gradeAunderA's smart cousin or something

    • @MhmD-TH
      @MhmD-TH Před 7 lety +18

      jamie timmins ikr

    • @xDerpiicity
      @xDerpiicity Před 7 lety +142

      I wouldn't compare him to Grade. Sam O'Nella actually has talent

    • @s.y.7866
      @s.y.7866 Před 7 lety +4

      Kits00ne I don't know why you hate grade, he's actually good!

    • @Bounty2223
      @Bounty2223 Před 7 lety +122

      Sensible CZcamsr he was funny before running out of ideas and shilling and talking smack about people and political stuff. He's really bad at arguing.

    • @thespyfromtf2133
      @thespyfromtf2133 Před 7 lety +76

      exept this guy is actualy good and not a total dick

  • @NinjaMan47
    @NinjaMan47 Před rokem +11

    April 2023 and CZcams decided to recommend me this. Very topical as the US is currently fleeing their embassy in Sudan.

  • @MightyWinz
    @MightyWinz Před rokem +8

    This is the country where that president pissed himself on camera.

  • @djzaacma8945
    @djzaacma8945 Před 4 lety +34658

    I'm a South Sudanese and this is actually 100% true. But now there's a new peace agreement just had been signed, so let's hope for the best.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 Před 3 lety +3798

      Wow, how do you have internet?

    • @josephstalin4980
      @josephstalin4980 Před 3 lety +434

      :O

    • @hakunamatata5418
      @hakunamatata5418 Před 3 lety +1918

      @@Vitorruy1 we Africans have internet .

    • @Turtle5454
      @Turtle5454 Před 3 lety +1250

      @@hakunamatata5418 yes like 15% or less about. which country are you from? because big underdeveloped nations like congo and nigeria barley have internet but richer nations like algeria morroco and south africa have a lot more users
      edit: made this comment like a year ago and reading the replies made me realize that i was wrong.

    • @hakunamatata5418
      @hakunamatata5418 Před 3 lety +2124

      @@Turtle5454 I'm from Ghana. Every one I know uses the internet, especially the ones below the ages of 40 becausewe grew up with access to the internet. Most people outside of Africa don't know this because we Ghanaians usually keep to our selves even on the internet.

  • @JC-om7nr
    @JC-om7nr Před 3 lety +8315

    I like South Sudan because they’re president wears a cowboy hat that he got from President Bush

    • @stargun7235
      @stargun7235 Před 3 lety +403

      What are you doing here suleiman???
      Shouldnt you be recreating the Ottoman Empire?

    • @amandabarnes1781
      @amandabarnes1781 Před 3 lety +379

      Star Gun nah he’s too busy wearing a fabulous onion hat

    • @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN
      @LLLIIIIEEENNNNN Před 3 lety +100

      T-tha-thank y-yo-you..

    • @oldjose9110
      @oldjose9110 Před 3 lety +74

      Sir, there's a big onion on your head..

    • @BrianGaming365
      @BrianGaming365 Před 3 lety +8

      @@amandabarnes1781 ah yes joke

  • @juliab1954
    @juliab1954 Před rokem +14

    Salva Kiir just pissed himself on live TV (not a joke)

  • @dakotaneumann1259
    @dakotaneumann1259 Před rokem +10

    Dude with the hat just pissed himself and some journalists were arrested. There’s video of it

  • @nazipepe9022
    @nazipepe9022 Před 6 lety +2379

    U.S. Military: *_DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?_*

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap Před 6 lety +84

      flowing through some intelligence channel at one point: _we've discovered we can bribe them with hats, this will be easier than expected_

    • @pescavelho6151
      @pescavelho6151 Před 5 lety +14

      Username checks out.

    • @aliabdallah102
      @aliabdallah102 Před 5 lety +6

      Shut up poo tin.

    • @MissButterfly777
      @MissButterfly777 Před 5 lety

      Oh ma gad is puhutin

    • @Whack0
      @Whack0 Před 5 lety +7

      UK military: *OIL??*

  • @gamatastica3478
    @gamatastica3478 Před 5 lety +5784

    Grade A under A’s cousin that went through school with a scholarship.

    • @pizza6383
      @pizza6383 Před 5 lety +84

      Omfg lmao can be true tho

    • @y6y660
      @y6y660 Před 5 lety +421

      Yeh but actually funny unlike grade

    • @d-day7567
      @d-day7567 Před 5 lety +134

      Both Grade and Sam are funny

    • @AxeAR
      @AxeAR Před 5 lety +52

      @@d-day7567 Yup, I know no one cares, but I agree

    • @carjis
      @carjis Před 5 lety +66

      It’s his cousin dickhead

  • @isabellastokes5099
    @isabellastokes5099 Před rokem +5

    “Yeah well who cares”
    *zooms out to giant crowd of people*
    “ _oh I see_ “

  • @thedragonofcanada6659
    @thedragonofcanada6659 Před rokem +7

    Clusterfuck is now in the Oxford dictionary, we won, Mr Stark O'Nella

  • @CloroxBleach-ms7eo
    @CloroxBleach-ms7eo Před 5 lety +1753

    3:23 props to the guy on the top left pointing the gun to himself

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 Před 5 lety +47

      I would too

    • @Fantasiado
      @Fantasiado Před 4 lety +141

      "you can't kill me if i kill myself" -that guy pobrably

    • @CoBlueBlockStudios
      @CoBlueBlockStudios Před 4 lety +9

      That's the first thing that caught my eye when that scene happened in the video

    • @Lydia-Dreemurr
      @Lydia-Dreemurr Před 4 lety +14

      @@Fantasiado Then he's probably Hitler.

    • @moistsocks2188
      @moistsocks2188 Před 4 lety +4

      May I drink your blog juice my Lord and savior clorox?

  • @LetsGoGetThem
    @LetsGoGetThem Před 3 lety +2383

    Southern Americans: "The south will rise again"
    South Sudan: "write that down, write that down"

    • @fanbuoy9234
      @fanbuoy9234 Před 3 lety +46

      Yeah, I think the important lesson here is that it takes two civil wars for the south to gain independence.

    • @perplacymp
      @perplacymp Před 3 lety +3

      General Wrangel: hey, that was my line!

    • @ernestsmith3581
      @ernestsmith3581 Před 3 lety +7

      Don't forget South Yemen, who invented coffee (or stole it from Ethiopia or South Sudan).

    • @dragongirl3681
      @dragongirl3681 Před 2 lety +14

      I live in Arkansas, and have unfortunately seen over 20 different Confederate flags in my (short, I am still a teenager) life. (If you are gonna support the CSA, which doesn't exist anymore, and was very racist, at least use the correct flags, people. It had 3 true flags for you to choose from. And you choose the one they NEVER used as a national flag.)

    • @FunniyMan
      @FunniyMan Před 2 lety

      9/11

  • @anthonyzeedyk406
    @anthonyzeedyk406 Před rokem +63

    I respect the shit out of the way you humanized the hardworking people of Sudan who just want peace.

  • @ShadowNinja452
    @ShadowNinja452 Před rokem +18

    Found out about what’s going on in Sudan and now I’m back here at this video.
    Does anyone else find that history tends to repeat itself? All I know is war never changes. Has the same face, just a different arsenal up its sleeves each time

  • @gimmeaneck6415
    @gimmeaneck6415 Před 5 lety +3763

    Don’t forget the massive inflation. My dad sends money there regularly, about $300, which equals thousands upon thousands there.

  • @jamwither9847
    @jamwither9847 Před 5 lety +2578

    Another coup happened in Sudan.
    One more, and we get a 3rd sudan

  • @wallacex7392
    @wallacex7392 Před rokem +5

    Didn’t think I’d ever find use in these videos but here I am using this one for my high school history project.
    Thanks for making this, Sam.

  • @charles-pn5uf
    @charles-pn5uf Před měsícem +3

    ‘two coup[e]s make a sedan’ is so underrated

  • @gabrielloko30000
    @gabrielloko30000 Před 4 lety +1236

    "This makes Hotel Rwanda looks like Hotel California"
    That comparison just killed me

  • @user-vc5kh7fc8u
    @user-vc5kh7fc8u Před 6 lety +3921

    *yeah lets draw some lines in africa what could possibly go wrong*

    • @MlokLik
      @MlokLik Před 5 lety +252

      *yea lets give them their independance what could go wrong*

    • @Dragoncam13
      @Dragoncam13 Před 5 lety +37

      name 😑😑😑

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 Před 5 lety +37

      Dragoncam13 don’t worry Britain will rise again

    • @connorc6293
      @connorc6293 Před 5 lety +3

      Ghastly Grinner Oof

    • @newpaperyes
      @newpaperyes Před 5 lety +47

      Civil wars, coups, ethnic cleansing,starvation,
      Yeah, not that big a deal
      But hey, we drew the lines quicker than if we'd taken to account anything other than who owns it
      That's a plus, right?

  • @ContactDeadAhead
    @ContactDeadAhead Před 2 lety +51

    "Let me talk about a few reasons South Sudan sucks so bad. First, let me talk about ethnic groups."
    -Sam O'Nella, 2016

  • @Jacobinks
    @Jacobinks Před rokem +13

    Now there’s ANOTHER civil war in Sudan 😢

  • @dorkeegaming7418
    @dorkeegaming7418 Před 5 lety +3411

    Damn, it feels good to be older than a country.

    • @jarleskogly8388
      @jarleskogly8388 Před 4 lety +46

      Me too! I was born 2010 so I am older than sedan

    • @the-uh2ur
      @the-uh2ur Před 4 lety +134

      Jarle Skogly
      w h a t

    • @Dara.308
      @Dara.308 Před 4 lety +91

      Jarle Skogly you probably shouldn’t have a CZcams account if you’re that young

    • @user-tw3th6qp5y
      @user-tw3th6qp5y Před 4 lety +1

      @@Dara.308 its ok if the parents know

    • @deftones158
      @deftones158 Před 4 lety +21

      @@jarleskogly8388
      *u h h*
      you should be 13 or older to have an account on youtube

  • @coreyburkeen9455
    @coreyburkeen9455 Před 3 lety +5303

    The president and the VP have actually recently arrived at a peace treaty to elect 10 governors of the regions of the country and the war is virtually over but they’ve been hit hard by COVID-19

  • @MustacheCashStash125
    @MustacheCashStash125 Před 9 měsíci +6

    South Sudanese people : You have freed us!
    Salva Kiir and Reik Machar : Oh I wouldn’t say “freed” more like “under new management”

  • @SommersetStriker
    @SommersetStriker Před rokem +25

    ...and now we're on Civil War #3.

  • @codegeassfan4life28
    @codegeassfan4life28 Před 7 lety +956

    that fucking sudan joke was great m8

  • @CSGhostAnimation
    @CSGhostAnimation Před 3 lety +6586

    It's going to be a strange day when the view count of this video exceeds the entire population of South Sudan. Many wars, politicians and professional news agencies- and then suddenly South Sudan is widely publicized through crudely drawn stick figures informally explained by some guy messing around in Delaware.

    • @TimoIvvie
      @TimoIvvie Před 3 lety +37

      What is the population of South Sudan?

    • @gregoryshortale
      @gregoryshortale Před 3 lety +169

      @@TimoIvvie 11M.

    • @jakosloth
      @jakosloth Před 3 lety +31

      Scrolling through the comments and I see u here. Hello, I love your videos

    • @Tenznimi
      @Tenznimi Před 3 lety +9

      Love your videos too bro, and i really feel you for the flipnote thing, had an accident where I lost my DSi and felt even worse when flipnote ended.

    • @overkill726
      @overkill726 Před 2 lety +7

      @@gregoryshortale only 3 million off

  • @Walleyedwosaik
    @Walleyedwosaik Před měsícem +5

    My teacher was trying to teach us this using a CZcams video until Sam said CLUSTERF'CK

  • @NotAFirefighter1
    @NotAFirefighter1 Před rokem +8

    Apparently this aged like fine wine

  • @MohammedMuaawia
    @MohammedMuaawia Před 6 lety +1942

    _"We'll take our falafels elsewhere"_
    My grandpa was a general in civil war and this is exactly what happened.

    • @abubakermohamed9654
      @abubakermohamed9654 Před 6 lety +11

      Mohammed Hamza fancy meeting you here 😂

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 Před 6 lety +1

      Mohammed Hamza May I ask what type of General?

    • @stannicolae4623
      @stannicolae4623 Před 5 lety +2

      Mohammed Hamza their blood is still on your hands and it ll be for generations to come

    • @AstralElephantFuzz
      @AstralElephantFuzz Před 5 lety +48

      Stan Nicolae Just like the blood of slaves is still in the hands of every American.

    • @koticr6238
      @koticr6238 Před 5 lety +46

      Andy Birger so the blood of slaves is on my hands even tho i had absolutely nothing to do with slavery and dont support it in any way🤔

  • @m.i.3319
    @m.i.3319 Před 3 lety +3611

    As a Muslim, "Us Africans, we ain't all about your Allah" made me belly laugh

    • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
      @sawyervuorensyrja4703 Před 3 lety +245

      “Yeah, well, who cares?”
      “Oh, I see.”

    • @maxpayne7459
      @maxpayne7459 Před 3 lety +67

      @@sawyervuorensyrja4703 i love that moment of silence

    • @Abyssaracnis
      @Abyssaracnis Před 3 lety +8

      I Coughed my Lungs out

    • @makandcheese7962
      @makandcheese7962 Před 3 lety +80

      I find it funny and ironic because many people like me are both African and Muslim

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 Před 3 lety +37

      @@makandcheese7962 half of africans are muslim

  • @tjcola7703
    @tjcola7703 Před rokem +7

    Im glad they were able to sort things out peacefully in the end

  • @zunzun1995
    @zunzun1995 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Hey sam, there is no chance you will see this, but I want you to know when I was in vegas I had a cab driver, and he said he was from south sudan and when I said I knew about it and it was the newest country in the world it made his day, so your videos make a difference

  • @WeekzGod
    @WeekzGod Před 7 lety +6950

    Two coups makes a sudan......i laughed harder than i should've. the imagery made it funnier.

    • @tulgagencal3881
      @tulgagencal3881 Před 6 lety +163

      coupe is a two door car, coup is military takeover.

    • @anna-eq4kx
      @anna-eq4kx Před 6 lety +67

      When english isn't your native language and you didn't get the joke, sad.

    • @inanwlf1841
      @inanwlf1841 Před 6 lety +3

      WeekzGod Haha, me too

    • @babythorgaming2166
      @babythorgaming2166 Před 6 lety +7

      I replayed the clip like 50 times XD

    • @euphoricsalad7809
      @euphoricsalad7809 Před 6 lety +22

      That should be the countries national joke

  • @siriusraycraft5263
    @siriusraycraft5263 Před 4 lety +2389

    Just had surgery and laughing hurts watching him is torture but it’s great

  • @lordsoupsoup7321
    @lordsoupsoup7321 Před rokem +8

    I found out today that my African coworker is actually a Dinka! I showed him this video and he actually really enjoyed it, saying “that’s reality”. So this video has South Sudanese approval.

  • @XXMatt0040XX
    @XXMatt0040XX Před rokem +4

    Coming back to this video after... recent events. Sam 6 years ago probably never expected this to be a valuable resource to learn about an important conflict all across world news

  • @-SUM1-
    @-SUM1- Před 7 lety +2992

    This channel's going to blow up. I can sense it. Mark my words.

  • @nolex9804
    @nolex9804 Před 4 lety +339

    My co-worker came from South Sudan. Before this video, I knew nothing about it, so I asked her what it was like and she simply said “I think I like it better here.”

  • @raycegumpxx2209
    @raycegumpxx2209 Před rokem +12

    History repeats itself

  • @idontdeservesubs2637
    @idontdeservesubs2637 Před rokem +11

    Who is here after the coup in Sudan?

  • @leonsrc
    @leonsrc Před 7 lety +2250

    A civil war in a civil war... wow

    • @missachol24
      @missachol24 Před 7 lety +88

      GuerrasInventadasMundiales (Countryballs y más!) haha not even close it's more of a civil war in a civil war in a civil war, some time the clans of the tribe fight each other.

    • @leonsrc
      @leonsrc Před 7 lety +6

      missachol24 LOL

    • @mistamista595
      @mistamista595 Před 6 lety

      NyaAres they should have joined then north now there worst off

    • @andrewclark7269
      @andrewclark7269 Před 6 lety +31

      civilwarception.

    • @michaelc.4321
      @michaelc.4321 Před 6 lety

      GuerrasInventadasMundiales (Countryballs y más!) surprised it wasn’t French

  • @kingastaroth7912
    @kingastaroth7912 Před 4 lety +897

    Hey South Sudan how many civil wars you need?
    South Sudan: yes.

  • @HateIncarnate
    @HateIncarnate Před rokem +3

    I love how looking up "South Sudan" this is first page

  • @Justanotherpersonontheinternet

    I have found a new appreciation for this video since I am currently on my Africa unit in my social studies class.

  • @spanishnameisjesus
    @spanishnameisjesus Před 3 lety +4635

    My highschool history teacher did some charity work over in South Sudan, and he told me once that it was Hell. He said it was literally the worst place he could think of on planet Earth, that he experienced and witnessed a lot of horrific things there due to the constant conflict. One day a typical edgy teenager in my class was talking about how anarchy is better than a dictatorship, and my teacher was pretty quick to shoot that down. at least in a dictatorship there's basic infrastructure. A country as war torn as South Sudan just has... nothing.

    • @ANDROLOMA
      @ANDROLOMA Před 3 lety +28

      Somalia Junior?

    • @ehtuanK
      @ehtuanK Před 3 lety +395

      Well, that just depends on the dictatorship you compare it to. I'd think living in South Sudan is still better than living under the Khmer Rouge. Of course that's like comparing pestis and cholera.

    • @thepastaprogenitor851
      @thepastaprogenitor851 Před 3 lety +319

      Anarchy is the absense of a state, not the multiple dictator-ish factions vying for but never getting full power. That's like marking flu deaths under covid-19

    • @gingermcgingin1733
      @gingermcgingin1733 Před 3 lety +262

      @@thepastaprogenitor851 under that definition, anarchy doesn't & cannot exist. Humans are social creatures, so as long as we're the dominant species there's going to be some form of 'the state'.

    • @thepastaprogenitor851
      @thepastaprogenitor851 Před 3 lety +92

      @@gingermcgingin1733 Saying something must be a certain way because it's all you can remember is exactly the mentality of societal stagnation. Don't think only what currently exists must always exist.

  • @Harry-ib9dv
    @Harry-ib9dv Před 5 lety +1204

    Well they became independent faster than Ireland

    • @shon6937
      @shon6937 Před 5 lety +46

      Yeah and we didnt even get all of it

    • @november8039
      @november8039 Před 5 lety +18

      That's because they were part of Sudan, not England. Bit of a difference in military power there.

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 Před 5 lety +8

      @@november8039 They were part of England, and Egypt. He said so right in the first 30 seconds of the video.

    • @november8039
      @november8039 Před 5 lety +7

      Yeah but South Sudan declared independence from Sudan, not England or Egypt

    • @azau2457
      @azau2457 Před 5 lety +13

      Up the ra!

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 Před rokem +6

    These little episodes REALLY need to be shown at the beginning of class in every middle school social studies class across America, and from there the teacher can take the reins to steer class discussion and instruction. I swear, that will engage so many more young minds than the status quo currently does.

  • @AKiwiBird
    @AKiwiBird Před rokem +5

    Dang, South Sudan is twice as old as it was when this video came out

  • @carmenp3003
    @carmenp3003 Před 6 lety +1601

    Who else googled the South Sudan President to see his hat?

    • @joonatannurminen6601
      @joonatannurminen6601 Před 6 lety +238

      I did and I dont see whats the problem here that hat is badass af

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 Před 6 lety +8

      I did.

    • @5C2WMedia
      @5C2WMedia Před 5 lety +16

      moldova belongs to russia. transylvania belongs to hungary

    • @olgamurillo4421
      @olgamurillo4421 Před 5 lety +2

      That hat's
      Ggggggggggggggggggggggggg
      uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @hmkhgx8068
      @hmkhgx8068 Před 5 lety +4

      @@5C2WMedia Moldova is romania, Transilvanija is romania, Kosovo is Albania, Bosnia is Croatia, Quebec is Canada etc...

  • @JK-gv2bb
    @JK-gv2bb Před 7 lety +265

    ''Two coupes make a sedan'' made me spit out my coffee

    • @PikiPR
      @PikiPR Před 6 lety

      J-P Kristian xD

  • @heinrichderweise7917
    @heinrichderweise7917 Před rokem +8

    Oh this has become relevant again oh boy.

  • @DaL33T5
    @DaL33T5 Před rokem +5

    "Welp, at least we're not Regular Sudan right now."

  • @AugoZone
    @AugoZone Před 4 lety +835

    "Which sucks, but ya know what can ya do..." is the basic undertone of every one of his videos.

  • @iminavegetativestatestudio1730

    There's a genocide in Darfur, a region in south Sudan. Its been going on since 2003 and hasnt ended. So far, up to 400,000 people have been killed

    • @noiihate213
      @noiihate213 Před 5 lety +114

      That is in Sudan tho

    • @wetdoorhandle4566
      @wetdoorhandle4566 Před 5 lety +17

      F

    • @jr7938
      @jr7938 Před 5 lety +14

      F

    • @five_bits9377
      @five_bits9377 Před 4 lety +16

      F

    • @TeoSarp
      @TeoSarp Před 4 lety +95

      Darfur is in west sudan, and theres no genocide, theres some bandit groups from chad who trying to get a grip of that regiom because it has oil, the thing is, they never achieved anything, because they are bunch of thieves on horses and ak47s.

  • @mistahmatrix
    @mistahmatrix Před měsícem +6

    At least the history classes are short...

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 Před 2 lety +4

    this video is now older than south sudan was when this video came out.

  • @_stargirl
    @_stargirl Před 6 lety +477

    I'm South Sudanese. I was in South Sudan when you uploaded this video. (Also keep in mind that throughout these decades, even now, thousands of of my people, my relatives, have been slaughtered mercilessly.) My first cousins had to move out of their home last year because their village was overtaken by militia. They now live in a refugee camp in Uganda, a country that they had never visited before. It hurts my soul, because they used to be regular kids, going to school and singing in the church choir, watching movies, and riding bikes, but now they have looked war and disease and death in the eyes and have become practically homeless in a year and a half. It is really difficult for my parents to contact their siblings, let alone send resources. War is truly a terrible thing.

    • @malluk7064
      @malluk7064 Před 5 lety +5

      Ruth Ceasar is there any sign of the war dying down? It's gone on for long enough

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 Před rokem +5

      Your English is excellent, btw

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 Před 5 měsíci +1

      I’m sorry to hear that, I hope you and your family survive and thrive despite the incredibly difficult situation

  • @liefericson6496
    @liefericson6496 Před 3 lety +1409

    So first Sudan had its civil war that resulted in South Sudan splitting off, and then South Sudan had its own civil war going on (though it sounds like some peace is going on currently), so what if they just keep splitting, like next, South-East Sudan gains independence, but then it has some civil wars, leading to the independence of South-South-East Sudan, and so on, forming a golden ratio spiral of Sudans

    • @bhesseling9949
      @bhesseling9949 Před 3 lety +193

      Silence, shut up before they make the united republic of south-south-eastern south-west south-Sudan

    • @fanbuoy9234
      @fanbuoy9234 Před 3 lety +67

      They'll keep on dividing themselves until they're down to splitting atoms

    • @mochalo4912
      @mochalo4912 Před 3 lety +7

      😂😂😂

    • @hardikkhanna2480
      @hardikkhanna2480 Před 3 lety +56

      *The Sudan Multiverse*

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra Před 3 lety +21

      Soon youll lay down and be in 295,566,633,345,697,655,997,641,235 countries at once

  • @eitanyisraeli2401
    @eitanyisraeli2401 Před 2 lety +2

    I thank you for making my history day project very easy. Great video

  • @mulletboi7233
    @mulletboi7233 Před rokem +11

    This aged well

  • @baroud247
    @baroud247 Před 3 lety +680

    Odd!
    Am from Sudan, yet I've never understood my own country so clearly until I stumbled on this video

    • @merttar4935
      @merttar4935 Před 3 lety +4

      wtf

    • @randomorange6807
      @randomorange6807 Před 3 lety +22

      Obligatory "Which Sudan?"

    • @evantanuwidjaja8017
      @evantanuwidjaja8017 Před 3 lety +45

      @@randomorange6807 probably north one because people in south sudan don't have internet, but it is probably different if he used to be in south sudan but moved out.

    • @evantanuwidjaja8017
      @evantanuwidjaja8017 Před 3 lety +7

      or he literally just lied

    • @baroud247
      @baroud247 Před 3 lety +24

      @@evantanuwidjaja8017 Nope, his facts check out. But to me, the timeline & reasons were vague. He made it clear, in a unique way.

  • @milesbeler3974
    @milesbeler3974 Před 4 lety +516

    CORRECTION: Salva Kiiir actually has *DOZENS* of black cowboy hats, all in the same shade (but different embellishments) that he cycles between.
    Yee haw Bruddah!

  • @zacharymarino8926
    @zacharymarino8926 Před rokem +10

    4:50 funny thing: Clusterfuck is now in the Webster dictionary

  • @73stxrs
    @73stxrs Před 2 lety

    I love your videos!
    They are simple yet educational..!!!