Zhang Zongchang, the Dogmeat General
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Intro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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You know I really believed he was going to commit to that “I’ll see you in 2025” joke
Same
So did I lol
SAME
Don't tempt him
Not gonna lie, i did too
Sam is basically a barn cat. He comes and goes on his own schedule, and when he returns and presents us with a mangled bird corpse, we are delighted.
I call mine O’Malley like from aristocats. Fucker has the biggest balls and always comes back bloody after months. Basically, Sam.
He is the bestest of barn cats
@@Thefirstbrady your cat is likely patrolling his turf and beating the shit out of any other cat that dares intrude
I love mangled bird corpses. Delicious.
This is the perfect analogy haha
"Someone asked me how many women I have.
Honestly, I don't know either.
Yesterday a boy called me dad
I don't know who his mother is"
Another one of Zhang's beautiful poems
That is the kind of man one inspires to be
@@tianshuhuang5431 I LOVE BEING AN ABSENT PARENT 🥶🔥💯
"Who are you?"
"You are my father"
"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
That reads like the lyrics to Billie Jean put through Google translate 100 times
Genghis would be proud
“The invisible hand of the market is no match for the very visible fist of the soldier”
That line goes much harder than it has any right to
What does it mean?
@@navjotsandhu3892 it means capitalism can catch these fucking hands
@@navjotsandhu3892"It doesn't matter if my money is fake if I can beat the shit out of you."
@@navjotsandhu3892Ever read Adam Smith? The invisible hand of the free market functionally doesn’t exist when people with power want something.
@@navjotsandhu3892 "the invisible hand of the market" is a term used mostly by liberal capitalists to describe how supply and demand affect the costs of products - with the more, let's say, dedicated, capitalists, almost deifying the goddamn thing as a perfect solution for woes or an all-powerful law that can't be escaped of managed.
Sam is mocking the people who worship the damn thing by juxtaposing it with the "very visible fist of the soldier". Supply and demand for that money didn't really matter because the people using it could take away what they were trying to buy.
Sam is like an old rice cooker. Works on its own accord, but when it does, it’s an absolute masterpiece
I have no rice cooker 😢
@@Slayerwy White
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Hey I’m subscribed to you!! It was really funny to see your comment here
@@skeletonking2501 👈🏻 non-white
I feel like Sam is just living life until he reads some book about history and gets excited to share the information with the world in a hilarious and entertaining way
This is the way
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random bits of history are sam's bat signal
I sure do love having most of the replies be bots :)
@@youssefbencheikh8637yep. And youtube isn't doing shit about it.
"if a head-shaver's a barber, then a ditch-digger's an architect" made me shoot whiskey out of my nose
That sounds very painful
ah yes, instead of a shot glass, its a snot glass
Clearly you moonlighted as an alcoholic
what a fucking username lol
@@sal-luvs-bloodunappreciated comedic genius , oh the snot glass
"Ill have cannons bombard your mom"
This man paved the way for mom jokes, yet fails to get the well deserved respect for it.
“Your mom” is actually a pretty old insult in China
Your mom, your grandma, your great uncle, your ancestors, 18 generations of your ancestors .
@@klodpraisorcool
The fact that Sam is still out there and living among normal humans is terrifying to me
Terrifying? Jeremy Elbertson, that's who you should be worried about.
That sick fuck
No, he's in my fridge.
@@audreyiiishotterthananyani1305I'm pretty sure that comment should have _"×posted from Sam's basement×"_ under it...
That is crazy, but it wouldn't surprise me if he just lived on another planet, completely isolated and has been spending all this time just researching the weirdest parts of history and science
@@audreyiiishotterthananyani1305I am under your bed, I will rescue sam while you sleep
Sam is literally that one legendary uncle that no one knows about their whereabouts until they randomly show up one day to a family gathering
@@SaveYourLifee this is a bot dont click link
@@phelan8385 Too late 😭😭😭
THE RETURN OF THE KING
Not relatable
Uncle Scott???
5:01 That poem and your observation is great. "It's like he heard about metaphors, but didn't realize you need a second meaning."
6:30 "To think I'd return to the scene of my greatest military disgrace..."
"As a tourist!"
That was a close one, he almost went back into hibernation. We must protect this man at all costs
We better get back to pretending to be his characters on twit- I mean X, almost slipped there
Real
@@ovalvhs2368 that just forced a sound out of me that can only be described as a chortle. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
🤣👌🏽
make sure he doesn't try to fall asleep again
Reddit comment
Guy really disappeared for years, returned, disappeared for almost another year and returned again as if nothing happened...absolute legend
Typical barn cat
He did say at the end of the last video that he'd see us in 2025. So I think this counts as early
Yeah, time and motivation are b*chs. I have a book that I could easily get through in a few days, but after a week I'm only a third of the way through.
@@nunyabisnass1141This is also a hobby for him. He has a much bigger career to worry about.
@@StrawhatRye actually, what does he do irl?
Sam is like that one cool and once close friend that you used to see all day, but now only sees once or twice a year, but every time you meet him, it is as if you just met yesterday and were friends like old times
So... "Off He Goes" by Pearl Jam.
I love the green Among Us in the top left corner of the Chinese map at 0:50.
I'm on my 3rd time watching, and only just now noticed
When the Uyghur sus
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Sams got unemployed friend vibes. Leaves for long periods of time, does weird random stuff and you’re always a little concerned about whether he’s alive or not until you see him again
Oddly relatable
yes.
Like that one Halloween costume he made in an old video
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I feel this as a personal attack 😂
Sam's humor is incredible, he went silent for 10 months and came back like he was never gone.
what makes it even better was that his last video before that was in january 2020.
bruh uploaded a video after nearly 3 years of being completely awol, then disappeared again for almost another year, and now here he is acting like he never left.
the only real difference is his voice and I can’t tell if it’s the mic quality or if it actually changed (got deeper or something)
@@captainpalegg2860 that's what i am saying, he came back like he uploads every day
Would've been really funny if he actually waited 5 years
@@captainpalegg2860 Hearing "almost another year" made me feel extraordinarily old
I'm born in 2009.
I personally think Sam forgets that he has a channel and then one day he goes ”OH YEAH!”
I remember watching a video about this guy and thinking "damn, this sounds entirely like something Sam O Nella would cover." Low and behold, I was right.
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love how sam maintains a multi-million subscriber fanbase while making videos on a regularly scheduled "whenever i feel like it" plan. never change, sam, we love you.
dude will dissappear for 7 yeas and then come back with a 7 minute video. honestly he probably cant find his way out of the fridge.
CZcamsrs like this are my favorite types of CZcamsr
If you maintain it fairly consistent people won't expect you to upload regularly
I thought Internet Historian was inconsistent AF, but then Sam was like "hold muh beer *burp*"
I am so excited to wait another ten months
Sam is the only content creator who could go on a consecutive year-long hiatus and somehow come back with a worse mic every single time. God I love this man.
And still pull in the clicks
The same level of chad as Grade A Under A
It's the same mic he began with. It's trying it's hardest, got dangit
It's 100 percent a pair of apple earbuds he's been using since he started
My theory Sam is addicted to collect different rice grains , and every time he is out of money he opens his Nokia a 370 to record and edit a video .
Even 7 months later it’s amazing to have him back
“Till next time” aight bro see you in 2027
I can’t believe this man didn’t become a world renowned poet. his words are truly inspiring
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WHATS A- [redacted] GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK
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Brought a tear to my eye
Sam is the only creator whos "until next time" could mean next week or in three years and each of his fans would still watch it.
cory too
he just goes into the void and comes back with fobidden knowledge (fish jenga)
Code bullet: hello there
Well always be waiting here for him
How could you just ignore Vsauce like that.
I’m happy sam takes his time between videos, it makes the videos feel more special
This guy has taught me more than school ever will
When Zhang visited Shanghai, he saw a basketball game for the first time. He apparently asked _“why the hell are they fighting over a single ball? We’re the hosts. Are we seriously this poor?”_ He then ordered every player to be given a basketball and they all just dribbled around the court.
Bro invented a new sport
Seriously? This is hilarious if true lmao
@@irishgoodbye518he also went to the Shanghai world expo in 1930 and was introduced to the hotdog at the American pavilion. When he got it he asked his assistants which part of the dog they got
This is such a Chinese way of dealing with problems (I’m Chinese don’t come for me)
Great leader made players play with many balls. This is why white man lies.
Sam is like my dad, he returns once every few months to give me 5 minutes of joy, and then leaves for a year
Every few months ≠ a year
But did he bring the milk
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@@user-rn3rn6nl3h last time he went for 3 years
My dad comes and absolutely roasts me, then he fucking leaves.
As soon as it concluded with him living in Los Angeles by choice, I knew he is still a child at heart. Bless that child
I am soooo glad to see a new video from you!!
The fact that Sam is able to take a 2 year hiatus and still make great content is genuinely heart warming.
Actually more like 10 months. He’s getting faster. SOON IT MIGHT BE MULTIPLE TIMES A YEAR!
@@ethan1441NO you fool don't spook em you gotta ease em into it and once they realize they're committed to a schedule it's too late. If you pounce one on them to early they'll run off like your dad grabbing milk.
A video from Sam at this point gives me the same feeling I get when I have dreams about my dad returning home from the milk store.
NPC
@@LavaCreeperPeoplehaha! You said the thing!
I like how he starts with "hey kids" and gets into the video without even acknowledging the abandonment issues he has caused us due to his neglect, legend
He did it in his last video, good old Sam doesnt want to repeat himself.
Just like pop used to do
Holy shit , just like my dad
Instead of coming back with milk it's a bloody history book
@@BrianMcBriansonBecause they never come back with the milk
I like how the part about positive and negative reinforcement went absolutely nowhere
Heard about this guy on Behind The Bastards! His short poem is my all time FAVORITE poem.
Sam is like a distant father who checks in every couple years to see if your doing ok
Except you actually want Sam around.
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But did he bring the milk?
Guys its not Sam, the voice its different
@@meattOfficialdamn bots makin fun of themselves now
The legend has returned for a second time, this is officially a good day
Indeed it is
Squirtle: “Today is a good day!”
Its a beautiful sight
i was js thinking abt him too LMFAOO
Shorter than last time
im always glad to see him
The man, the myth, the legend posting after almost a year love your videos man❤😂
I love the fact this man just shows up whenever he feels like it. Could be a month or a year until the next video, we won’t know 😂
Or 3 years who knows
@@isaiasquinonez4945 or 4 years
I dont like this fact.
he hasnt been making videos because hes been hiding in your fridge
D-Dad?!
"Visiting Mount Tai" has to be the best piece of poetry ever.
Just explaining to a toddler what a mountain looks like, followed by a completely pointless thought that goes absolutely nowhere
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we may never see such art again
He understood triangles and I respect that
My mind at 3 AM be like:
I can feel his poems when he bombarded the sky to threaten their god XD
Your art is so wonderful Professor Sam loving some of the new style you've added
bro comes back when he needs money💀💀💀
I love how Sam’s art style has gotten cleaner and more detailed while still staying super consistent on style and simplicity. It just wouldn’t be Sam if they weren’t stick figures
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture
@@TippyHippycool, what kind of sock? I prefer Nike athletic socks for the elasticity so I can get the swing to be the fastest it can be
@@mayo_-what about the butter
@@TippyHippy At what velocity? I would be concerned about getting a hole in the sock by swinging it with a hamster in it, hamster might chew a hole threw it.
1:11 i paid attention to the art right here after reading this comment, and that train is fucking beautiful haha
I need someone to do a case study on how this man can randomly upload after months or years and pull over 100k viewers in less than 30 minutes. It is truly fascinating how he has us so thoroughly addicted to his type of content, and never seems to lose relevance
It’s a mixture of rarity of uploads, base relivance in the algorithm, and people really wanting more Sam.
I honestly clicked this by accident then I totally shat my pants when the voice sounded a lot more cleaner then I really emptied my bowels when I saw that it was posted 40 minutes ago
I was watching one of my favorite streamers' highlights that they post about every 2 days, got the notification that Sam uploaded, immediately switched. What can I say, scarcity drives up value
Simple: He's the GOAT
I'm pretty sure that if you watch a lot of videos on a channel and remain subscribed to them, if they have a hiatus, CZcams will recommend a new upload to subscribers.
We missed you!!! Im happy to know you're alive!!! ❤
My kids showed me this dude. He is literally the best content creator. Making education fun is super hard and he makes it look easy!
I’m so happy Sam is back to making videos, without even acknowledging how much we’ve missed him.
Gay ass
@@meattOfficialthis is so true meattOfficial
glaze
aw nevermind the comment isn't just D anymore it sucks now
If dropping 2 videos a year is back 😂
Sam is like the Undertaker, we see him once a year but damnnnnn. He's got that mystical aura that just brings us all back
Its finally finished:
czcams.com/video/AOg5JNc9efk/video.html
BAH GAWD THAT'S SAM O'NELLAS MUSIC!
@@deadmeem646 XD
It’s crazy cause while I’m sure these videos probably take a bit to animate write and record, he could easily make a video at least once a month and be hella successful. But he doesn’t, because he uploads when he feels like it. And i completely respect that about him. Clearly has other things in his life he wants to accomplish other than CZcams
Like Lemmino too.
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THAT SAM O'NELLA UPLOADED?!
Came to rewatch videos, was not expecting this! 🎉🎉
Sam’s style and sense of humor never gets old, he could not post for months and when he does, it feels like he’s never left
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"months"
Oh hi
2.5 million views in less than 24 hours is to show how much we missed this Legend
dawg it’s been two days
@@hoopynaena3CZcams doesn’t count down to the hour of uploading when it says “x days ago”. This was only uploaded like a day and a half ago at the time of commenting
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Not enough replies per rate of likes on this comment. :o
For a 7 minute video lmao
This guy delivers on political promises like a genie granting wishes
Sam is never too late, nor is he too early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
"Someone asks me how many women I have,
I really don't know either,
Yesterday a boy called me 'Dad',
I don't know who his mother is"
- 'Untitled' by Zhang Zongchang
Truly poetic. Even I, a shambling mass of mongooses can recognize the talent and craftsmanship that goes into making this kind of art.
"Even"? Don't sell yourself short, my multitudinous friend; you have 537 brains!
Blud is a shambling mass of 537 mongeeese
If Future said this mfs would put it on their Instagram 💯
i think the plural is mongi
I looked into your eyes and knew you were mongoose
I really liked the poem about flipping the mountain upside down. It really gives a deeper meaning to not having a deeper meaning.
You jest, but the play “Waiting for Godot” is literally about there being no deeper meaning (in life), which is in turn, *_is_* the meaning (maybe). The playwright refuses to give an explanation for his play, and one of the critics described it as a play where "nothing happens, twice.” It won “The Most Controversial Play of the Year” award and I had to study it for my BA Eng Comp Lit. Honestly, pretty hilarious.
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He is amazing
Im just glad he came back
Sam is learning new drawing skills, the shading is amazing and lighting is promising. In a few years we might get a 2fps animation
the currency experiencing inflation definitely had me
Stop, you’ll get me excited for his third video from now, coming in 2026
Don't pressure the man lol
@@SaveYourLifee kittty
I don't want to get ahead of my self but eventually he may even draw non-stick figures.
sam is that friend who you only see on the odd occasion when he decides to show up to someone's birthday or like a wedding or something, but you're always having the best time when he shows up. never change, king
@@kingsrevenge9234sounds like you know what you need to do
@@kingsrevenge9234yes, do that and if you fail you can drop off from a skyscraper
@@officialIImf has the glitch pfp aw hell nah
@@kingsrevenge9234just remember to get into politics of you fail art
This metaphor was so long that I'm just going to tell you it needs to have a second meaning, and stop reading it.
Some of us kids are adults now, Sam, im old enough to drink.
another beautiful Sam O'nella Academy video, the glory.
I initially thought that I had missed a video from Sam but... HOLY CRAP HE STILL EXISTS
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literally! i just checked on his channel yesterday 😭
@@poppyalice3950dude that happens to me all the time with overanalyzing avatar 😂
@@poppyalice3950 Dude same i was introducing a girl i liked to his content and he came back best wingman fr
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This man's poems were so inspiring, thank you for sharing them with us.
they were so inspiring
@@flyingfrog548 🤓
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Poems or BAWRS?
So glad he came back
WHY DIDNT CZcams TELL ME A GODLIKE VIDEO FROM THE SAM O NELLA WAS MADE
He really came back after a year and refuses to elaborate. What a legend.
twas only 10 months
@@flyingfrog548shut it bot
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@@circumplex9552almost a year
Another funny fact about Zhang was when he saw a basketball match going on, he argued "Why are they fighting over a single ball, are we seriously this poor?" and gave everyone of them there own basketball, such a humble fellow. 😂
I love historical figures like this. He was one ruthless and at times idiotic son of a bitch. Yet, he seems to have had enough of a soul in there to genuinely care sometimes at least.
What a generous soul
Totally legitimate links here, _I chuckled a bit and clicked them in jest, _*_being in on the joke and all._*
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@@kieranadamson3224 That reminds me of Michael Scott from the Office
Dude you like the best teacher to me
I love your videos so much and I'm so glad I got to find them again
Thanks for coming back
Genuinely wasn’t expecting to see him for another 4 years
same💀
and we all know he totally would
Nobody cares, stop spamming@@flyingfrog548
Sam is like that one resturant in the middle of no where which you only see once a year.
Sometimes you pass it,sometimes you walk in and have the greatest meal of your life.
Ight bro cool it with the meat eating
@@cci.starrbby lol you ok over there?
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I have a bar like that
It's a tiny bar, what we call in Japan "a hidden gem bar", absolutely perfect service, but they open whenever they feel like
No steady schedule, but when I see it open -- I run inside
I wish you had more videos because your content is fucking great! Keep up the good work my man!
Sam has influenced a bunch of hilarious new stick-man channels, can’t forget the 🐐 tho
Love that his mic quality never changes
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just pressed on a 3 year old video, pretty sure his mic is just worse now :D
Nice
It definitely got worse here. Was better before.
Lol i miss the old mic wdym
Sams dedication to entering a cave after every upload for 5-27 months to chisel away making only the highest quality content just for us is honestly inspirational
Honestly tho every upload is worth the wait even if the wait sometime sucks💀
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Lol dumb bot chain
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I'm just glad you're alive man
Love your work, keep it up please ♡
When we needed him most, he returns for another insane history lesson we all didn't know we wanted.
nobody asked for it, everybody needed it
such a npc comment
Zong being called “Dogmeat” because of his play style in Pai Gai, whilst coincidentally eating dog meat on the daily, has the same vibes as Vamp in Mgs 2 being called “Vamp” because of his bisexuality, and not because of the fact that he drinks blood.
I love that game.i hate that I can't watch the raiden vamp fight. Vamp isn't a word that means anything related to sexuality and vamp is a straight up vampire asteticly and power wise. If your words are true this is one of the stupidest Kojima things which is saying alot. Second to diehearttman a guy who dies by stopping his heart.
@@lilsamyjohnOP isn't lying, it's in a codec call with Iroquois "Totally not Snake" Pliskin. It is a true Kojima moment.
@@lilsamyjohnmight be due to the fact that ace and bi people don’t give as much of a fuck, and as such choose to have the coolest names known to mankind
@@lilsamyjohnyou are confusing Die Hard Man and Heartman
@@Justifier925 😂 what?
I love how you can literally hear every page turn from Sam's script
He can’t keep getting away with this
A rare but meaningful day is created when Sam blesses us with a video
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@meattOfficialshut up fake meat canyon
Zhang actually caught one of his concubines having an affair with one of his officers. He asked them if they truly loved each other, and when they said yes he allowed them to marry.
Must've been #14
Most wholesome Chinese warlord
Damn, that's a G move
Very wholesome move by a warlord of any era
Thank you, Professor.
Your comedy is brilliant and your a very incredibly talented. Thanks for the many laughs :)
the fact that his style hasn’t changed since the absolute beginning of his channel and its still gold is amazing
If it works, it works
it's definitely improved, but the style is wonderfully consistent
I've watched every single sam video posted multiple times and used some as info your school projects in my senor year and I'm frothing at the mouth for more content
I'm pretty sure Zhang was also the chinese warlord who had an incredible casualty ratio, as he had every single soldier in his army learn at the very least the basics of combat medicine, so every single person could patch somebody up long enough to keep them fighting.
I could be mustemembering though.
A Sam O'Nella video carries two guarantees: it'll be one of the most entertaining things you've ever seen, and one of the most crazy pieces of information you didn't know you needed to know. Thanks Sam.
And you never know when he will upload again so make it 3
Also you won't see another one for a long time
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I let my pitbull out near school zones I call her my dog meat general, I love my little Princess
I love pits. They're so good at nannying children you never have to worry about them again!
I let my pit bull wear a little military outfit, I call him my dog meat general he is so cute lol! I love my little Destructor
Woooo!!! Sammy!
How did I miss this upload? Glad I decided to look up your Malloy video tonight.
I LOVE YOUR CONTENT THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️
He’s not the hero we wanted, but the hero we needed, thank you Sam.
He absolutely was the hero we wanted
tf you he's not the hero we wanted
Think you mean deserved instead of wanted
he's both
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Sam is the friend that goes missing for a year and comes back like it's nothing. God we love him
At least we will know where he is this time, our fridge.
@@tacotaco288with the rest of the bodies
is that a common type of friend?????
@@yoshikiddoodoofartI can be like that sometimes to be honest, one time after not talking to a friend for about 2 years I just randomly popped in to message them and basically said, "I'm gonna be visiting your area soon so wanna like hang out?" and he was like, "Dude I thought you were dead."
@@KingNedya Did your friend say yes?
Thank God youre back. I love you so much.
Thank you for posting again really needed a laugh by your jokes. KEEP IT UP 🎉😂
Fun Fact: Zhang had a very close relationship with her mother. He never left her alone, and even asked her for advice in his politics and conquests.
Mama’s boy
A mother’s love is unconditional ❤️
He needed her around to exorcise the ghosts of the people he murdered, and to have magic duels with the sky god, Zhang (who is also named Zhang)
*"Zhang had a very close relationship with **_her_** mother. **_He_** never left her alone..."*
Word oversight.
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