Why Produce Used to Suck
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Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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“How did you know my name?”
*i created you*
Penguin Fluffy I’m still horrified by that spider banana
he's god
@YaDankGamerBoi I don't remember that
Penguin Fluffy the first person who thought of the name “brain” for our brains.
Penguin Fluffy I love your name and profile picture
That ancient banana would be good enough for Tararre
to be fair _anything_ would be good enough for Tararre
Tararre would eat it whole and not have any problems.
no he would eat it and grow a tiny tree and excrete it out and use the feces that came out with it to fertilize it
Harshpreet Singh fucking tararre
Harshpreet Singh HE ATE A FUCKING BABY
I love how the only thing Susan is weirded out by is when Sam knows her name. That implies that people getting thrown into the sun in that universe is normal.
no it doesnt
@@420roachdoggjr It is very normal, from what I gather
i mean he did just have to point to the sun for that one guy and he immediately understood what it meant
@@420roachdoggjr yes it does
I think her name might be spelled "Soosin"
Ok, how did he NOT cover the crimson grapefruit? That’s a wild story right there.
So back in the 1950’s, some farmer was like, “man, these grapefruits aren’t very sweet, and their flesh isn’t very appealing. Wonder if I can change that?” So he planted a bunch of grapefruit trees in concentric circles and then stuck a rod of Uranium in the middle of all the circles and called it a day.
The ones at the center died, the ones at the outer edge did nothing and the ones in between mutated into the red grapefruit we all know and love. Because uranium was really popular after the war.
so youre saying the reason grapefruits taste like... grapefruits, is because some guy decided to be all Scientific Method about making the lamest superheros ever?
Oh damn
@@HungerGamesFan88 Pretty much, yeah
Man said “What if I throw URANIUM at it?”
Source? I looked it up and couldn't find anything.
I mean, as far as "continuing your genetic lineage" goes, "making yourself useful to humans" isn't the _worst_ strategy.
Tzisorey Tigerwuf its the best strategy. Nearly everything humans dont need goes extinct 😂😅😕🙁
@@johnathanhodskins5820 True dat
But the stuff humans actually like gets transformed into infertile and inbred chimeras of deformities and diseases that long for death. Like bananas. Or pugs.
Especially the avocado. It evolved to take advantage of all the huge mammals of the last ice age, going for a huge seed because it gave the offspring more nutrients to start off with while still being able to fit through the digestive tract of a wooly mammoth or something. Of course, once those went away, it was looking at extinction too, but then humans are like “hey, you’re tasty. And don’t worry about your seeds not being able to pass through our gut. We have this little thing called agriculture”
Kill the mammoths, eat their food.
I want to believe that Sam O’Nella is canonically strong enough to throw someone into the Sun
He's the god so... He could throw another sun into the sun
He has 11% of shaggy’s power
@@gdolphinz7486 no,thats 0.01% power
It's been confirmed that he can punt people into the stratosphere, so I think it's possible.
Yes
Fun fact: This is the only episode of Sam o’ Nella academy where one of Sam’s characters actually talk to and acknowledges his existence.
Steiner will come 😢🔫
I’m pretty sure they also interact with him in “why being a pirate sucked”
@@UncleRuckus-NoRelation- yeah you're right actually
@@Nah_I_Would_Plummet"Dragovich... Krevchenko... Steiner... All must die."
Not so much of a fun fact. There's a couple more, including the one where he shoos away a Redditor, gets his head torn by Koko, or tells that person about benefit of doubt.
I love how well the grimace part aged now with the birthday videos
He relapsed
HE PREDICTED IT
I feel like this channel is a log of Sam slowly loosing his mind
Or gradually becoming confident enough to reveal how insane he always was.
It always was a little tight.
Yeah his mind is a bit loose, maybe tighten it a tad and he’d be okay.
And you slowly losing your grammar
BlankSpace Thats what knowledge does to a man
...So you're telling me we've been eating BONELESS BANANAS!?
Bloody Idiots 😂😂😂😂
"I like bananas because they have no bones"
Reeeeeee
@@puffy7341 Reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Reeeeeeeeeeee
4:38 predicted the grimace shake
right
How it’s literally just grimace
He fucking didnt
bum
Kid
There will never be someone as creative and entertaining as Sam, he was truly a gem and I miss him.
What happened to him? He hasnt posted anything new in 2 years.
Blue jay is the closest one like Sam imo
@@maxezaz7694 he’d
@@maxezaz7694 he is busy studying u.u
HEY HES BACK
I love how Sam just had a power trip over the universe he created
69 likes eh?
this comment is gonna age like those videos saying how you can ride ender dragon (NO COMMANDS) (VANILLA MINECRAFT) clickbait
@@PancakebatterLuigi it did
@@PancakebatterLuigi aged like milk
How i dont understand how this is more of a joy to make than the others
@@ethoman04 why did it age like milk?
Samonella canonicaly can
-Say the n-word
-Throw people into the sun
-contain all knowledge -Probably eat the spider bananas alive -Create pasta sauce made of ugly babies -Create entire people -is spooky boy on Halloween After all this knowledge I’ve shared. Let’s get to the sponsor: *s k i l l s h a r e*
he did say the n-word in his vid about Sigmund Freud at 2:47
GermanGamer7 what is the Mayan list?
@@lisablack1898 it's in the video at 5:52
Plauge Flimmingo * Samonella *
WHAT'S A NI**A GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK-
I just love how you’re pointing out everything that I’ve been telling my family for years, but they have always ignored me or not belieaved me. You make me feel not insane.
Your family is also inept at googling? I feel that
@@MaticTheProto do you know how many people believe that gmo foods are bad even though that is exactly what we have been doing for centuries. Now we can do it way faster and better but all of a sudden it is ‘unnatural’
@@strategygaming5830 yeah. They can also google
i still remember watching him animate this video on stream, its crazy its been three years. i credit these silly videos for getting me into history in a way i could really swallow. if you see this sam, i hope you are well and hope you prosper in whatever you choose to do
I bet he works for McDonald's now, writing lore
@@viktorvondoom9119 he’s a scientist
He returned
“That’s just my McDonalds head cannon” is an odd phrase to say the least
So is “much like a delicious green baby”
Annie Kitten, your’s just isn’t ripe yet, you’ll see.
*headcanon
Definitely a new sentence
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“Horrific deformities”
Sir this is not a pet breeding episode
Pugs intensify
@@WyvernRex2099 *G U H, G U H, G U H, G U H*
“Horrific Deformities”
Me: Oh boy an episode about me!
@@andreyisinsane2162 same kinda, i got flat feet and a ribcage that goes out further than it should, the ribcage i fixed with corsets but the flat feet are here to stay
i blame the inbreeding from a few generations ago
@@quinn.0 😔✌️
4:24 did Sam just predict the fate of grimace
What is grimace? I didn’t understand that part…just found his channel.
The evil grimace arms have finally returned to cause mass panic in the form of the grimace shake
Mans literally theorizing McDonald’s lore
Lol
Maybe theres really something behind those golden arches
He also became 100 time dumber once he lost his (extra) arms
Thats 200 iq
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dam bruh u really said
*”I CREATED YOU.”*
Technically speaking he drew them so he did create them
Mom when you're in an argument and prove her wrong: " I C R E A T E D Y O U."
@@katedp7825 *I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CREATED!*
@@katedp7825 shit gets real when she goes:
*-grabs axe-** and I can reverse the process*
While caressing her face
wheat and rye already are the steroid versions of grasses. You know when you stroll with shorts through a grassy field in summer? The tiny sticky things itching in your socks: that's what undomesticated wheat look like.
Also rye and some other non-wheat wheats were most likely created by accidental breeding. Wheat fields probably used to be overgrown with weeds and people had to weed them out by hand and eye. Weeds with bigger grain and longer rachis got overlooked more often and thus began their domestication by looking more and more like wheat.
yeah it's wild how we accidentally selectively bred a bunch of other stuff in our quest for bigger, better wheat
Fun fact: at light speed, it takes 8 minutes for light to reach earth. Using this time calculation, we can determine that Sam has enough strengths to break physics by throwing a person ~10x the speed of light.
I misread the title as “Produce I refused to suck”
Don’t kill me
Sam will throw you to the sun for that
Wtf
What the fuck is your problem? Freak
Windmill Willy well you’re a massive asshole for a simple matter of me fucking reading the title too fast.
Underrated
"-to turn wheat into a big chunk of whatever to gnaw on" ...you mean bread?
When have you seen a farmer in a field gnawing on an entire fucking baguette?
@Area 51 Ayelmao
All my troubles
@@MrDUneven seem so far away
@@solus2074 now it looks
Corey Chaos as though they're here
The words Kale, Collard, Broccoli, Cauliflower, as well as Kohlrabi all have a similar letter combination KL/CL. It turns out Cole is an archaic word for brassicas derived from Latin _caulis_ meaning stem or cabbage. But the word cabbage itself is derived from a term meaning "head," and broccoli is actually from Latin _brocchus_ "projecting" (the COL is just a coincidence).
"they would be called maize mazes, but they're not"
this man is yet to discover english tourist attractions
"you'll just end up with a dirty banana. No not that club in Miami, an actual dirty banana" -Sam
"the flesh of the watermelon was supposedly tough and bitter, much like a tennis ball" -Sam, again
he's the reincarnation of Shakespeare
NeoBot was gf y g try
*WHATS A N!GGA GOT TO DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK*
@@zomboss9242 absolutely a reincarnation of shakespeare
"You're next Susan."
"H-How did you know my name?"
*_" I C R E A T E D Y O U "_*
Lol
The best part
i forgot about this comment until just now and its almost to 1k likes h o w
How did he create them
Yep that’s what he said
He predicted Grimace’s return
That grimace part
Sam: Speaking of segues, let's talk about the eggplant
also Sam: *seamlessly transitions to a joke about evil, severed Grimace arms drowning children in ball pits*
Are you insinuating that Grimace was actually based on an aubergine and Sam was the first one to figure it out...?!?
I like the joke where you said sam was joking
@@me-tj5vr I like the joke where you joke about him joking about sam joking
@@madide3978
I like the joke where I joke about you joking about liking the joke that he joked about that joke that the other guy joked about sam’s joke
Its finally here! czcams.com/video/N9YuUwDduOw/video.html
“That’s not how it works”
*points at sun
“I’ll be good”
L
man. legit said something that was at the beginning of the video with nothing extra and got 2.5k likes kms
@@khameriengibson1975 Welcome to the CZcams comment section buddy. Be really funny or quote the video and you have a chance at making it.
the grimace meme gets better here in july 2023 from his birthday
4:37 can’t believe Sam predicted the Grimace shake meme
“Crack open a yellow one with the boys” had me dying 😂😂
Same
Me and the boys be like
I fahkin hollered
I laughed but it's 5 am so I can't be loud
OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF
Your animation is so bad yet so good, how do you do it daddy
Edit: Everyone says that the mighty will Answer if I call him daddy so i shall change the holy texts to incorporate the holy incantation.
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ExCuSe Me? Sam O'Nella's drawing style and artistic talents have both attained perfection, the epitome of beauty which our eyes can barely comprehend. How dare you criticize his totally amazing and not at all imperfect style??!!!?!?!?!11!!!
/s
Sam may have successfully failed out of art school without causing a genocide, but he has instead mastered a skill far more useful: the art of not giving a shit.
ninjaassassin27 Eaxactly
Sam predicted the evil of the Grimaceshake
He predicted the grimace shake
“That brown part that your mom says is ok to eat but you still don’t trust it” like when he said this I related on a whole different level
Yeah that happened to me aswell when I was younger
That shit bitter as fuck
Comming from my mind
Izzy M omg xD
666 like. Yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuy
Crack open a yellow one with the bois
NotTheReal JaidenAnimations it’s a joke
Crack open a child with the boys.
Mason Wyberg thank you for having an iq over 1
crack open the boy with the yellow ones
Nothing like cracking open a yellow one with the bois while at the Dirty Banana.
I rewatch all Sam's videos once in a while... it's just so enjoyable. Wonder if he's gonna come back, but if not, thanks for the entertainment anyway
What happened to him?
@@maxezaz7694 I think he took off time for school, it was probably really stressful to make videos and try to have a social life, and try to do your homework.
dear god this is how the grimmace incident started
The bananas are the hapsburgs of the fruits.
The kings of the interbred!
Mohammad Kabbani underrated joke
Mar7aba from lebanon
@@footring1 mar7aba bro
Kusumlebnan
3:30 so this is the Eevee of vegetables?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
mmmmmmmmmmmm yes
Yes.
oh god, he can see the future
This man really foresaw grimaces villian arc
You could say it was unpearable.
Kill me.
Ok
Hi cody. What are you doing here?
will do.
Awesome
You, Sam, and the guy from Extra Credits should all get an apartment and a sitcom
My name is Maize and if I had a dollar for every time someone called me "Maze" or referenced corn, I could afford my own corn maze
That sucks
You mean a maize maze
@@rokronroff He means corn corne
Ahh shucks.
An amazing maize maze made by Maize.
Oh god grimace lore
The fact that he predicted the return of Grimace…
How do I go about consuming grimace
*CONSUME*
Ever heard of cannibalism
Vore Artists: "Now this looks like a job for me."
oh hey it's this guy he's super cool and he plays games
Step one: Find grimace
Step two: Eat grimace
No one in 6 months has mentioned that sick track at 6:32 and honestly that is tragic.
DUNNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNU
I need friends
I think we need to appreciate Sam's dancing skills
His music is better than the music we have today
I was gonna say.
@@hgdd2422 true
it took me four years to notice 5:33 how kernels is spelled
0:45 I like that it was only after Sam knew her name that she got concerned, implying that throwing people into the sun is a perfectly normal, albeit frowned upon, practice.
My grandmother has the same bowl of plastic fruit that looks just as fresh as the day she bought it 20 years ago.
Yum
I want a taste
Plastic fruit are just grown to last. And very chewy i might add.
@@memoofjacoboarbenzjuanarev9724 yeah they are very chewy
that might be plastic just might
"crack open a yellow one wit the boys"
lmfaooo
Good thing he didn’t shove it on our faces
DiMuro Beats I still can't stop laughing 😂 😂 😂
DiMuro Beats I died lol
This might be closer to ancient truth than realised. Watched a show about tribal humans of today and one of the key things they did was make moonshine out of banana skins and honey, leaving the sugar in the fruit skins to ferment the water into alcohol during the day heat. All fruit eventually rots and will eventually ferment and produce alcohol, which is why animals that roam outdoor can sometimes be found behaving unnaturally from being drunk off all the fermented fruit they've eaten (goats getting stuck up trees etc).
@@cattysplat wtf is wrong with you
Bro predicted the grimace shake
Edit : it seems I have not had an original thought
Glad I found other ppl from today 😭
He knew about grimaces evil side
“That’s not how that works.”
points to sun
“I’ll be good.”
Well, would *you* like to be chucked into the sun by an omnipotent god?
@@Shadow-876 nah
@@Shadow-876 yes
@@Shadow-876 y e s
Yep. That did happen in the video that we both watched. Very entertaining input that you added there.
4:21 maybe when genetically modifying the eggplant there was a point in the process where it did resemble the shape of an egg, which could explain the name.
you were 1 second away from achieving greatness
it was approx 200 years ago when americans struggled with the spelling of aubergine and sat down to rename it. "WeLl It LoOkS lIkE aN eGg!"
Thai eggplant are roughly the same size and shape of an egg. It was when they became available at the grocery store for a short while that I realized why eggplants were called eggplants actually.
It’s funny though since their colour is green and white and they’re striped so they more closely resemble ancient watermelons.
Wow, wasn't aware most people didn't know this, but am immature eggplant fruit (purple ones included) looks like an egg. www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/21kqrw/ever_wonder_why_its_called_eggplant/
@@Gingerninja800 Too bad it was Europeans who called it that, and the English decided to start calling it "aubergine" to use the French name and sound "less American" during the linguistic arms race surrounding and following the Atlantic Colonial Rebellion. By the way, math and maths didn't have a clear delineation of 3000 kilometers of water until the 60's, before which people on either side used either or depending on preference.
Watching this still around the time of the Grimace birthday
hoow so two rogue evil grimace arms running around.
explains it all
I love how Susan is more concerned that San knows her name, rather than him THROWING A DUDE INTO THE SUN.
I like how you keep adding more animation to your videos, it's nice to see a creator actually try to improve their videos; keep going at this rate and we'll have a fully animated, feature length, Sam O Nella movie by 2025!
lol we’re lucky if we get 5 videos by 2025
I read that as 2005 which is honestly funnier
HardLeg Gaming Hardleg joe I didn't know you watch this too
"Sam o Nella movie by 2025!" *C R I N G E*
There already Is a movie: czcams.com/video/2FhdMfifk-U/video.html
4:41 *They're Back*
Sam on the Grimace lore early
"scared that quetzalcoatl is real"
Implying quetzalcoatl isn't real
ikr? It comes from time to time to look if everyting is cool in my town.
@@kamatariedgar3603 Bro me and quetzalcoatl have tea parties in my backyard forest every Tuesday!
@@kingjuke OMG! can i go to the next one?
@@kamatariedgar3603 If you can catch a flight to finland by tomorrow before 6:39pm I'll come pick you up buddy :)
@@kingjuke Yeiy!! Sadly mexicans are banned from trips to other countries for a time :( but maybe later xD
Crackin open a yellow one with the bois.
Hesusio What about the Japanese?
@@cloudperson890 weeb
I cant believe sam o nella predicted the grimace phenomenon😱😱😱
he knew about grimace AND DIDNT WARN US
I can see production quality has skyrocketed in recents months
Also sponsorships.
upgraded to paint.net
i love me some delectable banana meat
gay
jk
Vanilla... ...Whooooosh...
And some purple cylinders of pure maliciousness towards fast food
why
If only he knew what grimace was doing today
sam was onto grimace before us
if i had a nickel for every time sam talked about grimace von mcdonalds in a video i'd have two nickels; which isn't a lot but weird it happened twice
Wait it was only twice? Could've swore there were more
@@potatosurikata2099 I think it’s the abrabham Franklin affect because you know how when like how yeah
@@potatosurikata2099 the measurements one
I got the reference ;)
What's the second one?
“Fruit are a thing”
He’s not wrong.
There are people in the world
Jack Duripper now that's just crazy talk
The insight I get on this channel is unparalleled in the universe.
This is to abstract for my
bro really predicted the grimace lore 5 years before it happened
It already happened when he said it
Grimace has a birthday and there’s a shake that’s purple and killing people now…😮
Sponsor transition was delicious.
- Hender - to be fair, he does that really well on this channel. His videos are the only cases where I don't just stop watching the video because of a sponsor 😂
- Hender - was it also splendid
Okay, 222 likes, DON’T RUIN IT
Some of your best funniest work yet
Shawn Barbour you haven't seen an open letter to Swiss Miss then
Primordial Grunt SWISS MISS, INSTANT PISS
deanthebean gaming the cat shits itself while jumping out the window as you punt kick the Swiss Miss box across the room
Shawn Barbour Most funniest.
Ayyy it's No Face
Your attempt at a watermelon was amazing. 10/10 wouldn’t mistake it for any other fruit.
grimace 5 years before the incident. #NeverForget
every time hey says hey kids, i automatically think "do you like violence..."
Do you want me to grab a spare BearSuit
Jonathan Joestar uncultured swine, that line was inspired by eminem and eminems next line was "Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?"
@@cjantoline1305 that's WAY better. Thank you, you're a good person.
Do you wanna see me stick nine inch nails to each one of my eyelids?
@@jonathanjoestar8722 fucking Dirty JoJo fan.
*points at the sun*
I'll be good.
yeah that did happen
the sun is a deadly lazer
@@wnnetwork but now theres a BLANKET
Uhh yup...I saw the video too.
Did he just predict grimace shakes?
Yes
what?
No, he just mentioned a character that already existed
It's fun to watch your videos ...thank you for making these... Good stuff
That's a nice transition to your skillshare promotion
The Scapegoat Almost as good as "speaking of segues let's check out eggplants" :))
I love knowing when i can stop watching
shillskare
Throwback to the banana republics
History House Productions 👥
I now think that Prof. O'Nella added a solid reference to cult classic "The Thing" at 0:33 with the bananas walking away. The level of complexity of his courses still impresses.
sam o’nella kind of predicted the grimace shake in a way huh
No...
5:57 You could say humans can accomplish aMAIZEing things.
Kill me.
Ok
💥🔫
No throw him to the sun
Martond I actually love you 😂❤️
i love you
Tis amaizeing
*watermelbobchu*
French: "Maïs"; German: "Mais",
Spanish: "Maíz"; Italian: "Mais"
English:"Corn"...why? ;-(
Actually the word "Korn" also exist in German but it is a general word for cereals and not maize specifically, the same way in Old English "Corn" was used for the grain of all cereals but somehow throughout the centuries its meaning got twisted and became synonymous with maize.
Leinad Ldn Russian: кукуруза (kuku-ru-zah)
Maize used to be called Indian Korn and as João, it just meant grain. Obviously the Americas weren't India so they were wrong about that too. Eventually Indian corn just became corn.
@DannyDaDuffyDucking Daffer fuck no
Serbian :kukiruz
Sam predicted the power of grimace
Fun fact: sometimes in watermelons today if you look closely you can still see the patterning/segmentation from whats shown in the 1600's painting
just dont look too close or something might look back at you, just a heads up
5:21 omg the neck stretch killed me
You calling that cool, well look at this 6:32
*HELLA SEEDS*
*HELLA BURN IN HELLA HELL*
*HARDER TO GET INTO*
ako riko im 12 but atleast i dont have a anime profile pic 😎
You know, he's right.
ako riko you just got roasted
i love how we created so many fruits and vegtables without labs or manipulation over hundreds of yours in order to create so many different foods !!!
I know this is an old video, but when you consider that the ancestor of wheat just looked like random little blades of grass (As did most grains because that's exactly what they are, varieties of grass), I'd say we've evolved it pretty significantly