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  • @ElazarYershovFilms
    @ElazarYershovFilms Před 5 lety +5851

    “How did you know my name?”
    *i created you*

    • @WildWesternWolf
      @WildWesternWolf Před 4 lety +112

      Penguin Fluffy I’m still horrified by that spider banana

    • @heem8814
      @heem8814 Před 4 lety +29

      he's god

    • @KasaiBuru
      @KasaiBuru Před 4 lety +1

      @YaDankGamerBoi I don't remember that

    • @_niyabella
      @_niyabella Před 4 lety +1

      Penguin Fluffy the first person who thought of the name “brain” for our brains.

    • @daddy8884
      @daddy8884 Před 4 lety

      Penguin Fluffy I love your name and profile picture

  • @gurpratap
    @gurpratap Před 5 lety +12251

    That ancient banana would be good enough for Tararre

    • @valerievivisection
      @valerievivisection Před 4 lety +816

      to be fair _anything_ would be good enough for Tararre

    • @mrpellagra2730
      @mrpellagra2730 Před 4 lety +322

      Tararre would eat it whole and not have any problems.

    • @laciboo1375
      @laciboo1375 Před 4 lety +218

      no he would eat it and grow a tiny tree and excrete it out and use the feces that came out with it to fertilize it

    • @highaunt9679
      @highaunt9679 Před 4 lety +64

      Harshpreet Singh fucking tararre

    • @trajan15
      @trajan15 Před 4 lety +104

      Harshpreet Singh HE ATE A FUCKING BABY

  • @wolfyxqy9172
    @wolfyxqy9172 Před 2 lety +5882

    I love how the only thing Susan is weirded out by is when Sam knows her name. That implies that people getting thrown into the sun in that universe is normal.

    • @420roachdoggjr
      @420roachdoggjr Před rokem +14

      no it doesnt

    • @abailumlerrad1037
      @abailumlerrad1037 Před rokem +162

      @@420roachdoggjr It is very normal, from what I gather

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest Před rokem +156

      i mean he did just have to point to the sun for that one guy and he immediately understood what it meant

    • @eshkoshka9011
      @eshkoshka9011 Před rokem +12

      @@420roachdoggjr yes it does

    • @IheartCheesesteak
      @IheartCheesesteak Před rokem +4

      I think her name might be spelled "Soosin"

  • @alexander1112000
    @alexander1112000 Před 2 lety +3439

    Ok, how did he NOT cover the crimson grapefruit? That’s a wild story right there.
    So back in the 1950’s, some farmer was like, “man, these grapefruits aren’t very sweet, and their flesh isn’t very appealing. Wonder if I can change that?” So he planted a bunch of grapefruit trees in concentric circles and then stuck a rod of Uranium in the middle of all the circles and called it a day.
    The ones at the center died, the ones at the outer edge did nothing and the ones in between mutated into the red grapefruit we all know and love. Because uranium was really popular after the war.

    • @HungerGamesFan88
      @HungerGamesFan88 Před rokem +791

      so youre saying the reason grapefruits taste like... grapefruits, is because some guy decided to be all Scientific Method about making the lamest superheros ever?

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Před rokem +62

      Oh damn

    • @alexander1112000
      @alexander1112000 Před rokem +148

      @@HungerGamesFan88 Pretty much, yeah

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut Před rokem +310

      Man said “What if I throw URANIUM at it?”

    • @jmn5400
      @jmn5400 Před rokem +67

      Source? I looked it up and couldn't find anything.

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey Před 4 lety +7882

    I mean, as far as "continuing your genetic lineage" goes, "making yourself useful to humans" isn't the _worst_ strategy.

    • @johnathanhodskins5820
      @johnathanhodskins5820 Před 4 lety +579

      Tzisorey Tigerwuf its the best strategy. Nearly everything humans dont need goes extinct 😂😅😕🙁

    • @tzisorey
      @tzisorey Před 4 lety +77

      @@johnathanhodskins5820 True dat

    • @Ofallthings089
      @Ofallthings089 Před 4 lety +487

      But the stuff humans actually like gets transformed into infertile and inbred chimeras of deformities and diseases that long for death. Like bananas. Or pugs.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 Před 4 lety +483

      Especially the avocado. It evolved to take advantage of all the huge mammals of the last ice age, going for a huge seed because it gave the offspring more nutrients to start off with while still being able to fit through the digestive tract of a wooly mammoth or something. Of course, once those went away, it was looking at extinction too, but then humans are like “hey, you’re tasty. And don’t worry about your seeds not being able to pass through our gut. We have this little thing called agriculture”

    • @LUchesi
      @LUchesi Před 4 lety +90

      Kill the mammoths, eat their food.

  • @roblammens
    @roblammens Před 5 lety +31745

    I want to believe that Sam O’Nella is canonically strong enough to throw someone into the Sun

    • @I-V-F
      @I-V-F Před 5 lety +1061

      He's the god so... He could throw another sun into the sun

    • @gdolphinz7486
      @gdolphinz7486 Před 5 lety +624

      He has 11% of shaggy’s power

    • @constellious
      @constellious Před 5 lety +218

      @@gdolphinz7486 no,thats 0.01% power

    • @AppleBiscuits
      @AppleBiscuits Před 5 lety +310

      It's been confirmed that he can punt people into the stratosphere, so I think it's possible.

    • @CarlosOney-km1wi
      @CarlosOney-km1wi Před 5 lety +10

      Yes

  • @German_Empire_Enjoyer
    @German_Empire_Enjoyer Před rokem +1115

    Fun fact: This is the only episode of Sam o’ Nella academy where one of Sam’s characters actually talk to and acknowledges his existence.

    • @Nah_I_Would_Plummet
      @Nah_I_Would_Plummet Před 11 měsíci +10

      Steiner will come 😢🔫

    • @UncleRuckus-NoRelation-
      @UncleRuckus-NoRelation- Před 8 měsíci +37

      I’m pretty sure they also interact with him in “why being a pirate sucked”

    • @tzarg
      @tzarg Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@UncleRuckus-NoRelation- yeah you're right actually

    • @Sharpteeth32
      @Sharpteeth32 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@Nah_I_Would_Plummet"Dragovich... Krevchenko... Steiner... All must die."

    • @amaruqlonewolf3350
      @amaruqlonewolf3350 Před měsícem +3

      Not so much of a fun fact. There's a couple more, including the one where he shoos away a Redditor, gets his head torn by Koko, or tells that person about benefit of doubt.

  • @chasethayer828
    @chasethayer828 Před 9 měsíci +179

    I love how well the grimace part aged now with the birthday videos

  • @thatdumbass8962
    @thatdumbass8962 Před 4 lety +6284

    I feel like this channel is a log of Sam slowly loosing his mind

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator Před 4 lety +397

      Or gradually becoming confident enough to reveal how insane he always was.

    • @MichaelSmith-ij2ut
      @MichaelSmith-ij2ut Před 4 lety +75

      It always was a little tight.

    • @shroom7683
      @shroom7683 Před 4 lety +16

      Yeah his mind is a bit loose, maybe tighten it a tad and he’d be okay.

    • @prettychillduck7038
      @prettychillduck7038 Před 4 lety +14

      And you slowly losing your grammar

    • @IAmNotYourProblem
      @IAmNotYourProblem Před 4 lety +7

      BlankSpace Thats what knowledge does to a man

  • @bloodyidiots3462
    @bloodyidiots3462 Před 5 lety +1813

    ...So you're telling me we've been eating BONELESS BANANAS!?

  • @billybob7653
    @billybob7653 Před 8 měsíci +110

    4:38 predicted the grimace shake

  • @oroveo1873
    @oroveo1873 Před 2 lety +780

    There will never be someone as creative and entertaining as Sam, he was truly a gem and I miss him.

  • @bluej3d158
    @bluej3d158 Před 3 lety +21300

    I love how Sam just had a power trip over the universe he created

    • @PancakebatterLuigi
      @PancakebatterLuigi Před 3 lety +191

      69 likes eh?
      this comment is gonna age like those videos saying how you can ride ender dragon (NO COMMANDS) (VANILLA MINECRAFT) clickbait

    • @Jubscleito
      @Jubscleito Před 3 lety +70

      @@PancakebatterLuigi it did

    • @ethoman04
      @ethoman04 Před 3 lety +80

      @@PancakebatterLuigi aged like milk

    • @adonaiyah2196
      @adonaiyah2196 Před 3 lety +27

      How i dont understand how this is more of a joy to make than the others

    • @Blueturtle1
      @Blueturtle1 Před 2 lety +10

      @@ethoman04 why did it age like milk?

  • @parkedcart9353
    @parkedcart9353 Před 4 lety +9315

    Samonella canonicaly can
    -Say the n-word
    -Throw people into the sun
    -contain all knowledge -Probably eat the spider bananas alive -Create pasta sauce made of ugly babies -Create entire people -is spooky boy on Halloween After all this knowledge I’ve shared. Let’s get to the sponsor: *s k i l l s h a r e*

  • @aequoreavictoria2726
    @aequoreavictoria2726 Před 2 lety +146

    I just love how you’re pointing out everything that I’ve been telling my family for years, but they have always ignored me or not belieaved me. You make me feel not insane.

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Před rokem +6

      Your family is also inept at googling? I feel that

    • @strategygaming5830
      @strategygaming5830 Před rokem +22

      @@MaticTheProto do you know how many people believe that gmo foods are bad even though that is exactly what we have been doing for centuries. Now we can do it way faster and better but all of a sudden it is ‘unnatural’

    • @MaticTheProto
      @MaticTheProto Před rokem +1

      @@strategygaming5830 yeah. They can also google

  • @masonsmith4435
    @masonsmith4435 Před 2 lety +185

    i still remember watching him animate this video on stream, its crazy its been three years. i credit these silly videos for getting me into history in a way i could really swallow. if you see this sam, i hope you are well and hope you prosper in whatever you choose to do

  • @pungoblin9377
    @pungoblin9377 Před 4 lety +2643

    “That’s just my McDonalds head cannon” is an odd phrase to say the least

    • @faithjohannsen8663
      @faithjohannsen8663 Před 3 lety +36

      So is “much like a delicious green baby”

    • @pungoblin9377
      @pungoblin9377 Před 3 lety +8

      Annie Kitten, your’s just isn’t ripe yet, you’ll see.

    • @coragon42
      @coragon42 Před 3 lety +6

      *headcanon

    • @chmchn
      @chmchn Před 3 lety +4

      Definitely a new sentence

    • @regieegseg8588
      @regieegseg8588 Před 3 lety

      @DiePoopable fairness is quate subjective Flow 6 Flow SwiftKey Flow SwiftKey hey fff ggenuane passioate SwiftKey Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow Flow

  • @Charlie_Loves
    @Charlie_Loves Před 2 lety +4504

    “Horrific deformities”
    Sir this is not a pet breeding episode

    • @WyvernRex2099
      @WyvernRex2099 Před 2 lety +128

      Pugs intensify

    • @randomcommenter7900
      @randomcommenter7900 Před 2 lety +100

      @@WyvernRex2099 *G U H, G U H, G U H, G U H*

    • @andreyisinsane2162
      @andreyisinsane2162 Před 2 lety +59

      “Horrific Deformities”
      Me: Oh boy an episode about me!

    • @quinn.0
      @quinn.0 Před 2 lety +33

      @@andreyisinsane2162 same kinda, i got flat feet and a ribcage that goes out further than it should, the ribcage i fixed with corsets but the flat feet are here to stay
      i blame the inbreeding from a few generations ago

    • @andreyisinsane2162
      @andreyisinsane2162 Před 2 lety +12

      @@quinn.0 😔✌️

  • @JBouv
    @JBouv Před 8 měsíci +20

    4:24 did Sam just predict the fate of grimace

    • @maidende8280
      @maidende8280 Před měsícem

      What is grimace? I didn’t understand that part…just found his channel.

  • @youngin8479
    @youngin8479 Před 9 měsíci +9

    The evil grimace arms have finally returned to cause mass panic in the form of the grimace shake

  • @colsanders7571
    @colsanders7571 Před 3 lety +17134

    Mans literally theorizing McDonald’s lore

    • @FluffyOrionlol
      @FluffyOrionlol Před 3 lety +53

      Lol

    • @RightHandmann
      @RightHandmann Před 3 lety +275

      Maybe theres really something behind those golden arches

    • @_joshua_g59_90
      @_joshua_g59_90 Před 3 lety +91

      He also became 100 time dumber once he lost his (extra) arms

    • @skate3717
      @skate3717 Před 3 lety +16

      Thats 200 iq

    • @regieegseg8588
      @regieegseg8588 Před 3 lety +10

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  • @tubbyqueen
    @tubbyqueen Před 3 lety +2680

    dam bruh u really said
    *”I CREATED YOU.”*

    • @datboizaz8980
      @datboizaz8980 Před 3 lety +55

      Technically speaking he drew them so he did create them

    • @katedp7825
      @katedp7825 Před 2 lety +44

      Mom when you're in an argument and prove her wrong: " I C R E A T E D Y O U."

    • @WoodlouseChucker
      @WoodlouseChucker Před 2 lety +15

      @@katedp7825 *I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CREATED!*

    • @no3ironman11100
      @no3ironman11100 Před 2 lety +17

      @@katedp7825 shit gets real when she goes:
      *-grabs axe-** and I can reverse the process*

    • @demolisherman1763
      @demolisherman1763 Před 2 lety +3

      While caressing her face

  • @Eckendenker
    @Eckendenker Před 2 lety +127

    wheat and rye already are the steroid versions of grasses. You know when you stroll with shorts through a grassy field in summer? The tiny sticky things itching in your socks: that's what undomesticated wheat look like.
    Also rye and some other non-wheat wheats were most likely created by accidental breeding. Wheat fields probably used to be overgrown with weeds and people had to weed them out by hand and eye. Weeds with bigger grain and longer rachis got overlooked more often and thus began their domestication by looking more and more like wheat.

    • @tungsten2009
      @tungsten2009 Před 9 měsíci +7

      yeah it's wild how we accidentally selectively bred a bunch of other stuff in our quest for bigger, better wheat

  • @ChildDevourer83
    @ChildDevourer83 Před 5 měsíci +42

    Fun fact: at light speed, it takes 8 minutes for light to reach earth. Using this time calculation, we can determine that Sam has enough strengths to break physics by throwing a person ~10x the speed of light.

  • @kales7884
    @kales7884 Před 4 lety +3315

    I misread the title as “Produce I refused to suck”
    Don’t kill me

    • @appleWhisky43
      @appleWhisky43 Před 3 lety +147

      Sam will throw you to the sun for that

    • @enderman5423
      @enderman5423 Před 3 lety +6

      Wtf

    • @windmillwilly
      @windmillwilly Před 3 lety +9

      What the fuck is your problem? Freak

    • @kales7884
      @kales7884 Před 3 lety +86

      Windmill Willy well you’re a massive asshole for a simple matter of me fucking reading the title too fast.

    • @Bob-fh4ht
      @Bob-fh4ht Před 3 lety +2

      Underrated

  • @anonthe-third2367
    @anonthe-third2367 Před 4 lety +3281

    "-to turn wheat into a big chunk of whatever to gnaw on" ...you mean bread?

    • @Benzinilinguine
      @Benzinilinguine Před 4 lety +377

      When have you seen a farmer in a field gnawing on an entire fucking baguette?

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven Před 4 lety +79

      @Area 51 Ayelmao
      All my troubles

    • @solus2074
      @solus2074 Před 4 lety +52

      @@MrDUneven seem so far away

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut Před 4 lety +38

      @@solus2074 now it looks

    • @liru6869
      @liru6869 Před 4 lety +35

      Corey Chaos as though they're here

  • @screwyourhandle
    @screwyourhandle Před rokem +27

    The words Kale, Collard, Broccoli, Cauliflower, as well as Kohlrabi all have a similar letter combination KL/CL. It turns out Cole is an archaic word for brassicas derived from Latin _caulis_ meaning stem or cabbage. But the word cabbage itself is derived from a term meaning "head," and broccoli is actually from Latin _brocchus_ "projecting" (the COL is just a coincidence).

  • @sashacarter7104
    @sashacarter7104 Před 2 lety +20

    "they would be called maize mazes, but they're not"
    this man is yet to discover english tourist attractions

  • @satoru_gojohollow
    @satoru_gojohollow Před 4 lety +1879

    "you'll just end up with a dirty banana. No not that club in Miami, an actual dirty banana" -Sam
    "the flesh of the watermelon was supposedly tough and bitter, much like a tennis ball" -Sam, again
    he's the reincarnation of Shakespeare

  • @shannonhewins
    @shannonhewins Před 4 lety +1724

    "You're next Susan."
    "H-How did you know my name?"
    *_" I C R E A T E D Y O U "_*

  • @kevintan3705
    @kevintan3705 Před 8 měsíci +17

    He predicted Grimace’s return

  • @just_a_dude_and_bored
    @just_a_dude_and_bored Před 10 měsíci +8

    That grimace part

  • @zozzy4630
    @zozzy4630 Před 3 lety +6678

    Sam: Speaking of segues, let's talk about the eggplant
    also Sam: *seamlessly transitions to a joke about evil, severed Grimace arms drowning children in ball pits*

    • @Truther2001
      @Truther2001 Před 3 lety +53

      Are you insinuating that Grimace was actually based on an aubergine and Sam was the first one to figure it out...?!?

    • @me-tj5vr
      @me-tj5vr Před 3 lety +18

      I like the joke where you said sam was joking

    • @madide3978
      @madide3978 Před 3 lety +12

      @@me-tj5vr I like the joke where you joke about him joking about sam joking

    • @flamingpi2245
      @flamingpi2245 Před 2 lety +8

      @@madide3978
      I like the joke where I joke about you joking about liking the joke that he joked about that joke that the other guy joked about sam’s joke

    • @justaguy4575
      @justaguy4575 Před rokem

      Its finally here! czcams.com/video/N9YuUwDduOw/video.html

  • @miscellaneX
    @miscellaneX Před 4 lety +2653

    “That’s not how it works”
    *points at sun
    “I’ll be good”

    • @arthur-oaksoekhant3557
      @arthur-oaksoekhant3557 Před 2 lety +1

      L

    • @khameriengibson1975
      @khameriengibson1975 Před 2 lety

      man. legit said something that was at the beginning of the video with nothing extra and got 2.5k likes kms

    • @johnmarston3434
      @johnmarston3434 Před 2 lety +2

      @@khameriengibson1975 Welcome to the CZcams comment section buddy. Be really funny or quote the video and you have a chance at making it.

  • @lylehepworth901
    @lylehepworth901 Před 9 měsíci +9

    the grimace meme gets better here in july 2023 from his birthday

  • @EliasH-video
    @EliasH-video Před 8 měsíci +7

    4:37 can’t believe Sam predicted the Grimace shake meme

  • @johngarros2032
    @johngarros2032 Před 3 lety +3283

    “Crack open a yellow one with the boys” had me dying 😂😂

    • @FortniteGamer-xb7kt
      @FortniteGamer-xb7kt Před 3 lety +8

      Same

    • @thatoneguy8267
      @thatoneguy8267 Před 2 lety +5

      Me and the boys be like

    • @jonpopelka
      @jonpopelka Před 2 lety +4

      I fahkin hollered

    • @BurntMing
      @BurntMing Před rokem

      I laughed but it's 5 am so I can't be loud

    • @eevee7663
      @eevee7663 Před rokem +1

      OH MY GOD DID YOU WATCH THE EXACT SAME VIDEO AS EVERYONE ELSE AND LAUGHED AT THE SAME JOKE THAT WAS PUT INTO THE EXACT SAME VIDEO THAT EVERYONE ELSE WHO WATCHED THIS VIDEO ALSO SAW OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M DYING AND I AM SO GLAD YOU DECIDED TO MAKE THIS AMAZING TOP TIER NOBEL PRIZE NOMINEE OF A COMMENT, HAIL 2 YOU MF

  • @annedank1888
    @annedank1888 Před 4 lety +10569

    Your animation is so bad yet so good, how do you do it daddy
    Edit: Everyone says that the mighty will Answer if I call him daddy so i shall change the holy texts to incorporate the holy incantation.

    • @fauxhound5061
      @fauxhound5061 Před 4 lety +1151

      By using SkillShare

    • @aidenconway9087
      @aidenconway9087 Před 4 lety +400

      *AHEM* the fitness gram pacer test is a multi-stage capacity test that gets harder as it progresses.

    • @xcyzvvv2346
      @xcyzvvv2346 Před 4 lety +249

      ExCuSe Me? Sam O'Nella's drawing style and artistic talents have both attained perfection, the epitome of beauty which our eyes can barely comprehend. How dare you criticize his totally amazing and not at all imperfect style??!!!?!?!?!11!!!
      /s

    • @ninjaassassin27
      @ninjaassassin27 Před 4 lety +156

      Sam may have successfully failed out of art school without causing a genocide, but he has instead mastered a skill far more useful: the art of not giving a shit.

    • @Flash4ML
      @Flash4ML Před 4 lety +16

      ninjaassassin27 Eaxactly

  • @haydennorthrup9111
    @haydennorthrup9111 Před 9 měsíci +6

    Sam predicted the evil of the Grimaceshake

  • @maxgobin5918
    @maxgobin5918 Před 9 měsíci +7

    He predicted the grimace shake

  • @svmllq
    @svmllq Před 4 lety +2308

    “That brown part that your mom says is ok to eat but you still don’t trust it” like when he said this I related on a whole different level

  • @ihatefortnightgivemeareaso5659

    Crack open a yellow one with the bois

  • @papa_squat
    @papa_squat Před 2 lety +23

    I rewatch all Sam's videos once in a while... it's just so enjoyable. Wonder if he's gonna come back, but if not, thanks for the entertainment anyway

    • @maxezaz7694
      @maxezaz7694 Před 2 lety

      What happened to him?

    • @feelingcheetah1
      @feelingcheetah1 Před 2 lety

      @@maxezaz7694 I think he took off time for school, it was probably really stressful to make videos and try to have a social life, and try to do your homework.

  • @janabun38
    @janabun38 Před 9 měsíci +6

    dear god this is how the grimmace incident started

  • @mohammadkabbani8786
    @mohammadkabbani8786 Před 5 lety +2725

    The bananas are the hapsburgs of the fruits.

  • @jeanyboy808
    @jeanyboy808 Před 4 lety +2246

    3:30 so this is the Eevee of vegetables?

  • @lordsbully2456
    @lordsbully2456 Před 8 měsíci +10

    oh god, he can see the future

  • @RJ-2325
    @RJ-2325 Před 8 měsíci +5

    This man really foresaw grimaces villian arc

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub Před 5 lety +23135

    You could say it was unpearable.
    Kill me.

  • @SweetPoorFefetasplode
    @SweetPoorFefetasplode Před 4 lety +278

    My name is Maize and if I had a dollar for every time someone called me "Maze" or referenced corn, I could afford my own corn maze

  • @lukebrugger4261
    @lukebrugger4261 Před 10 měsíci +9

    Oh god grimace lore

  • @mite3959
    @mite3959 Před 9 měsíci +6

    The fact that he predicted the return of Grimace…

  • @RedRiotRoss
    @RedRiotRoss Před 3 lety +3822

    How do I go about consuming grimace

  • @erik_gutierrez
    @erik_gutierrez Před 5 lety +3945

    No one in 6 months has mentioned that sick track at 6:32 and honestly that is tragic.

  • @spartarticus
    @spartarticus Před 2 lety +11

    it took me four years to notice 5:33 how kernels is spelled

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru Před 2 lety +8

    0:45 I like that it was only after Sam knew her name that she got concerned, implying that throwing people into the sun is a perfectly normal, albeit frowned upon, practice.

  • @biffroberts8133
    @biffroberts8133 Před 5 lety +1558

    My grandmother has the same bowl of plastic fruit that looks just as fresh as the day she bought it 20 years ago.

  • @thisisdimuro
    @thisisdimuro Před 5 lety +1668

    "crack open a yellow one wit the boys"
    lmfaooo

    • @gamerfan5381
      @gamerfan5381 Před 5 lety +3

      Good thing he didn’t shove it on our faces

    • @bensonsibiya3101
      @bensonsibiya3101 Před 5 lety +3

      DiMuro Beats I still can't stop laughing 😂 😂 😂

    • @patatoman5111
      @patatoman5111 Před 5 lety +3

      DiMuro Beats I died lol

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat Před 5 lety

      This might be closer to ancient truth than realised. Watched a show about tribal humans of today and one of the key things they did was make moonshine out of banana skins and honey, leaving the sugar in the fruit skins to ferment the water into alcohol during the day heat. All fruit eventually rots and will eventually ferment and produce alcohol, which is why animals that roam outdoor can sometimes be found behaving unnaturally from being drunk off all the fermented fruit they've eaten (goats getting stuck up trees etc).

    • @raiderssssssssssss
      @raiderssssssssssss Před 5 lety +1

      @@cattysplat wtf is wrong with you

  • @apollyon1987
    @apollyon1987 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Bro predicted the grimace shake
    Edit : it seems I have not had an original thought

    • @kitty0chan444
      @kitty0chan444 Před 8 měsíci

      Glad I found other ppl from today 😭

  • @Thesmashconnoisseur
    @Thesmashconnoisseur Před 8 měsíci +6

    He knew about grimaces evil side

  • @cadentwo3921
    @cadentwo3921 Před 3 lety +3707

    “That’s not how that works.”
    points to sun
    “I’ll be good.”

    • @Shadow-876
      @Shadow-876 Před 2 lety +74

      Well, would *you* like to be chucked into the sun by an omnipotent god?

    • @sud1881
      @sud1881 Před 2 lety +10

      @@Shadow-876 nah

    • @galaxybee9104
      @galaxybee9104 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Shadow-876 yes

    • @GRAVEHEART453
      @GRAVEHEART453 Před 2 lety +4

      @@Shadow-876 y e s

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 Před 2 lety +24

      Yep. That did happen in the video that we both watched. Very entertaining input that you added there.

  • @johnabbot8688
    @johnabbot8688 Před 3 lety +668

    4:21 maybe when genetically modifying the eggplant there was a point in the process where it did resemble the shape of an egg, which could explain the name.

    • @talibalghafri9544
      @talibalghafri9544 Před 3 lety +13

      you were 1 second away from achieving greatness

    • @Gingerninja800
      @Gingerninja800 Před 3 lety +32

      it was approx 200 years ago when americans struggled with the spelling of aubergine and sat down to rename it. "WeLl It LoOkS lIkE aN eGg!"

    • @nickybobby9317
      @nickybobby9317 Před 3 lety +17

      Thai eggplant are roughly the same size and shape of an egg. It was when they became available at the grocery store for a short while that I realized why eggplants were called eggplants actually.
      It’s funny though since their colour is green and white and they’re striped so they more closely resemble ancient watermelons.

    • @kovona
      @kovona Před 3 lety +20

      Wow, wasn't aware most people didn't know this, but am immature eggplant fruit (purple ones included) looks like an egg. www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/21kqrw/ever_wonder_why_its_called_eggplant/

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio Před 3 lety +12

      @@Gingerninja800 Too bad it was Europeans who called it that, and the English decided to start calling it "aubergine" to use the French name and sound "less American" during the linguistic arms race surrounding and following the Atlantic Colonial Rebellion. By the way, math and maths didn't have a clear delineation of 3000 kilometers of water until the 60's, before which people on either side used either or depending on preference.

  • @pheenhack
    @pheenhack Před 8 měsíci +4

    Watching this still around the time of the Grimace birthday

  • @shibstergang4795
    @shibstergang4795 Před 9 měsíci +4

    hoow so two rogue evil grimace arms running around.
    explains it all

  • @bipppery4924
    @bipppery4924 Před 4 lety +165

    I love how Susan is more concerned that San knows her name, rather than him THROWING A DUDE INTO THE SUN.

  • @HardlegGaming
    @HardlegGaming Před 5 lety +3691

    I like how you keep adding more animation to your videos, it's nice to see a creator actually try to improve their videos; keep going at this rate and we'll have a fully animated, feature length, Sam O Nella movie by 2025!

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official Před 9 měsíci +4

    4:41 *They're Back*

  • @Nillrac
    @Nillrac Před 9 měsíci +6

    Sam on the Grimace lore early

  • @kingjuke
    @kingjuke Před 3 lety +616

    "scared that quetzalcoatl is real"
    Implying quetzalcoatl isn't real

    • @kamatariedgar3603
      @kamatariedgar3603 Před 3 lety +16

      ikr? It comes from time to time to look if everyting is cool in my town.

    • @kingjuke
      @kingjuke Před 3 lety +21

      @@kamatariedgar3603 Bro me and quetzalcoatl have tea parties in my backyard forest every Tuesday!

    • @kamatariedgar3603
      @kamatariedgar3603 Před 3 lety +8

      @@kingjuke OMG! can i go to the next one?

    • @kingjuke
      @kingjuke Před 3 lety +11

      @@kamatariedgar3603 If you can catch a flight to finland by tomorrow before 6:39pm I'll come pick you up buddy :)

    • @kamatariedgar3603
      @kamatariedgar3603 Před 3 lety +7

      @@kingjuke Yeiy!! Sadly mexicans are banned from trips to other countries for a time :( but maybe later xD

  • @antsamericana4566
    @antsamericana4566 Před 5 lety +435

    Crackin open a yellow one with the bois.

  • @conestack
    @conestack Před 8 měsíci +4

    I cant believe sam o nella predicted the grimace phenomenon😱😱😱

  • @Eraticunicorn
    @Eraticunicorn Před 9 měsíci +9

    he knew about grimace AND DIDNT WARN US

  • @ayan7826
    @ayan7826 Před 5 lety +131

    I can see production quality has skyrocketed in recents months

  • @pepper.ed_bee7538
    @pepper.ed_bee7538 Před 5 lety +3461

    i love me some delectable banana meat

  • @horsehead6148
    @horsehead6148 Před 9 měsíci +7

    If only he knew what grimace was doing today

  • @arlomoreno9947
    @arlomoreno9947 Před 8 měsíci +5

    sam was onto grimace before us

  • @IvyAltdrachen
    @IvyAltdrachen Před 2 lety +5915

    if i had a nickel for every time sam talked about grimace von mcdonalds in a video i'd have two nickels; which isn't a lot but weird it happened twice

    • @potatosurikata2099
      @potatosurikata2099 Před 2 lety +82

      Wait it was only twice? Could've swore there were more

    • @whydochair9552
      @whydochair9552 Před 2 lety +59

      @@potatosurikata2099 I think it’s the abrabham Franklin affect because you know how when like how yeah

    • @siberiangopnik12yearsago8
      @siberiangopnik12yearsago8 Před 2 lety +7

      @@potatosurikata2099 the measurements one

    • @ISuperI
      @ISuperI Před 2 lety +14

      I got the reference ;)

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 Před 2 lety +1

      What's the second one?

  • @ohjacesimpson
    @ohjacesimpson Před 5 lety +222

    “Fruit are a thing”
    He’s not wrong.

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper Před 5 lety +2

      There are people in the world

    • @domscotttheocelot8734
      @domscotttheocelot8734 Před 5 lety +3

      Jack Duripper now that's just crazy talk

    • @TheDoubleBee
      @TheDoubleBee Před 5 lety +1

      The insight I get on this channel is unparalleled in the universe.

    • @zmzna
      @zmzna Před 5 lety

      This is to abstract for my

  • @dogedude1242
    @dogedude1242 Před 7 měsíci +4

    bro really predicted the grimace lore 5 years before it happened

  • @MyDeathBunny
    @MyDeathBunny Před 10 měsíci +5

    Grimace has a birthday and there’s a shake that’s purple and killing people now…😮

  • @-henny-4042
    @-henny-4042 Před 5 lety +246

    Sponsor transition was delicious.

    • @phoebehinton-sheley3937
      @phoebehinton-sheley3937 Před 5 lety +6

      - Hender - to be fair, he does that really well on this channel. His videos are the only cases where I don't just stop watching the video because of a sponsor 😂

    • @dilestvegenerate5294
      @dilestvegenerate5294 Před 5 lety

      - Hender - was it also splendid

    • @natalie6811
      @natalie6811 Před 5 lety

      Okay, 222 likes, DON’T RUIN IT

  • @pussywran
    @pussywran Před 5 lety +2237

    Some of your best funniest work yet

    • @mr.anemoia924
      @mr.anemoia924 Před 5 lety +23

      Shawn Barbour you haven't seen an open letter to Swiss Miss then

    • @deanthebeangaming2392
      @deanthebeangaming2392 Před 5 lety +10

      Primordial Grunt SWISS MISS, INSTANT PISS

    • @mr.anemoia924
      @mr.anemoia924 Před 5 lety +1

      deanthebean gaming the cat shits itself while jumping out the window as you punt kick the Swiss Miss box across the room

    • @pomtubes1205
      @pomtubes1205 Před 5 lety +3

      Shawn Barbour Most funniest.

    • @emem7242
      @emem7242 Před 5 lety +1

      Ayyy it's No Face

  • @schroederluck7984
    @schroederluck7984 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Your attempt at a watermelon was amazing. 10/10 wouldn’t mistake it for any other fruit.

  • @majimakensetsu6085
    @majimakensetsu6085 Před 8 měsíci +8

    grimace 5 years before the incident. #NeverForget

  • @angeloriolo3688
    @angeloriolo3688 Před 4 lety +652

    every time hey says hey kids, i automatically think "do you like violence..."

    • @jonathanjoestar8722
      @jonathanjoestar8722 Před 3 lety +6

      Do you want me to grab a spare BearSuit

    • @cjantoline1305
      @cjantoline1305 Před 3 lety +43

      Jonathan Joestar uncultured swine, that line was inspired by eminem and eminems next line was "Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?"

    • @trickzclipz5910
      @trickzclipz5910 Před 3 lety +8

      @@cjantoline1305 that's WAY better. Thank you, you're a good person.

    • @leonyberg9404
      @leonyberg9404 Před 3 lety +9

      Do you wanna see me stick nine inch nails to each one of my eyelids?

    • @cortex8239
      @cortex8239 Před 3 lety +13

      @@jonathanjoestar8722 fucking Dirty JoJo fan.

  • @DragonActual
    @DragonActual Před 5 lety +673

    *points at the sun*
    I'll be good.

  • @aarush8819
    @aarush8819 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Did he just predict grimace shakes?

  • @himanshubhati904
    @himanshubhati904 Před 2 lety

    It's fun to watch your videos ...thank you for making these... Good stuff

  • @r.l.ceniza5536
    @r.l.ceniza5536 Před 5 lety +136

    That's a nice transition to your skillshare promotion

    • @Xrelent
      @Xrelent Před 5 lety +4

      The Scapegoat Almost as good as "speaking of segues let's check out eggplants" :))

    • @GothamiteYT
      @GothamiteYT Před 5 lety

      I love knowing when i can stop watching

    • @Orangefan77
      @Orangefan77 Před 5 lety

      shillskare

  • @HistoryHouseProductions
    @HistoryHouseProductions Před 5 lety +626

    Throwback to the banana republics

  • @WolfRamAndHart
    @WolfRamAndHart Před rokem +3

    I now think that Prof. O'Nella added a solid reference to cult classic "The Thing" at 0:33 with the bananas walking away. The level of complexity of his courses still impresses.

  • @gavin6177
    @gavin6177 Před 8 měsíci +4

    sam o’nella kind of predicted the grimace shake in a way huh

  • @martond336
    @martond336 Před 5 lety +1182

    5:57 You could say humans can accomplish aMAIZEing things.
    Kill me.

  • @leinadldn2829
    @leinadldn2829 Před 5 lety +1667

    French: "Maïs"; German: "Mais",
    Spanish: "Maíz"; Italian: "Mais"
    English:"Corn"...why? ;-(

    • @TheWatcher802
      @TheWatcher802 Před 4 lety +234

      Actually the word "Korn" also exist in German but it is a general word for cereals and not maize specifically, the same way in Old English "Corn" was used for the grain of all cereals but somehow throughout the centuries its meaning got twisted and became synonymous with maize.

    • @valeriyaaanka
      @valeriyaaanka Před 4 lety +45

      Leinad Ldn Russian: кукуруза (kuku-ru-zah)

    • @graceho8296
      @graceho8296 Před 4 lety +33

      Maize used to be called Indian Korn and as João, it just meant grain. Obviously the Americas weren't India so they were wrong about that too. Eventually Indian corn just became corn.

    • @yellowcactustvz4929
      @yellowcactustvz4929 Před 4 lety +15

      @DannyDaDuffyDucking Daffer fuck no

    • @gordanaerakovic3478
      @gordanaerakovic3478 Před 4 lety +3

      Serbian :kukiruz

  • @yeeteryam
    @yeeteryam Před 9 měsíci +13

    Sam predicted the power of grimace

  • @Deerboy_Wes
    @Deerboy_Wes Před rokem +3

    Fun fact: sometimes in watermelons today if you look closely you can still see the patterning/segmentation from whats shown in the 1600's painting
    just dont look too close or something might look back at you, just a heads up

  • @illegitimatecrepe1990
    @illegitimatecrepe1990 Před 3 lety +183

    5:21 omg the neck stretch killed me

  • @meh240
    @meh240 Před 5 lety +388

    *HELLA SEEDS*

  • @The-three-eyed-Prophet
    @The-three-eyed-Prophet Před měsícem +1

    i love how we created so many fruits and vegtables without labs or manipulation over hundreds of yours in order to create so many different foods !!!

  • @nhedan
    @nhedan Před 4 měsíci +4

    I know this is an old video, but when you consider that the ancestor of wheat just looked like random little blades of grass (As did most grains because that's exactly what they are, varieties of grass), I'd say we've evolved it pretty significantly