Casually Explained: Breaking The Ice
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If you get approached by someone hot it's probably a scam.
110% sure
Yep. One time I was approached by 2 really hot girls. It turns out that they were Mormons trying to convert me...
@@NinjaPieceLOL that has happened to me 3 times, and 2 times was with the same girls, i knew what they wanted the second time so i just tried to ignore them
Or a dare
"just send me the virus link"
My advice if she rejects you: switch schools, quit your job, cancel your gym membership, never go to that bar again.
when*
Bro I emigrated
instructions unclear: am I supposed to end up on north pole???
@@Yetipfote you were this close! Don't worry, we got a plane ready to Antarctica!
@@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323 that's not close, that's the other end of the world!
There is this crush I have in school
*what would a not weird person do?*
“So... do you come here often?“
No worries! I'm sure you'll get a yes!
Bruh 😂😂😂😂
XD
@twobiased - what do you got?
@@machmutmachmut3994 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"never trust a beautiful woman , especially if shes interested in you"- magneto
wise words
I love that movie
Unregistered hypercam 2 he is apart of MGTOW
she 100% needs money or wants your kidneys.
@@noah2354 which movie? The original X-Men was kinda boring.
One time a girl approached me. She wasn't coming to talk to me or anything; there was a person behind me, but she approached me for a moment.
I'll never forget that moment.
xPara lmao
xPara Doesn't it always happen man? LOL
Nah, sometimes they don't approach me at all.
A moment like that, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like that.
A girl actually approached me once. I panicked.
oh shit wat you do
*****
Have you seen inside out? That last scene in the movie?
'Twas like that.
One time a girl told me she was good at blowjobs and wanted to prove it to me. I said, "Okay, let's find a guy."
James Bowen holy fuck i just ruptured my internal organs hearing that
+James Bowen haha how could you not catch that?
She said yes
You still can’t be to sure tho
You never know
Again, it’s a bit hard to tell from this example
*too*
Very difficult to tell if she likes you
D) can't tell
Ask yourself: what would a not weird person do?
Me: um he would probably...wait why am i asking myself...wrong person
True
Paradox right there.
A not weird person wouldn't question themselves: "what would a not weird person do?"
Ask yourself: "What would a not weird person do?"
Probably the best advice I've been given in a long time.
But upon that realization it is already too late!!
A not weird person is probably too ingenuous to ask itself in general!!!
sponge: what would Larry do?
Living like LARRY! :D
That's just the way it is. As he says, "hate the game" but accept it and move on.
:-/
I've actually been approached by more gay guys than woman, lift your game ladies
I think i'm at like 4 dudes and 8 women. good times.
0 dudes, 1 woman in 35 years. I'm a legend, man.
I think maybe 2 girls if I wasn't reading it wrong, and I think like 3 guys, anyways I'm a pussy so I will never know for sure
2 Girls but 4 Guys... too bad
same
You gotta appreciate the “Your Mom” joke at 3:02
Miha Golod and the “without the paper bag” left unfilled above it
Girl waves at you
You wave back
Realize she was waving at the person behind you
Commit sudoku
sudoku xD
Happened to me once. One of the cringiest things I ever experienced.
What i hate is when someone says something and they werent talking to you. Happens to me ALL THE TIME
I've been living for 1/5 of a humans life span and I still don't how to play sudoku
One girl wave to me,and i wave back I'm not sure but i think she likes me,she once approached and asked me for name, she always says hi when she sees me..i think it's obvious..
"This is normal, just wait the for the alcohol to give you a personality"
This hit me hard
Sea Anemoanemiaeia Dutch courage.
i havent laughed so hard in so long
JailbrokenTaco diddo
Right though like damn maybe this is the answer
damn why don't i drink, oh yeah because i don't have friends to drink with
My pickup line is:
“Life is like a penis;
Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down;
But it’s never hard forever.”
I'm dead.... XDDD
That’s more of a quote than a pick up line, don’t you think?
Uhh. Boner syndrome
;)
r/cursedcomments
Life is also disappointing
This channel really helped me. People on the street call me "pussyslayer" now.
Not because I score so much, but because women walk away from me like I'm a serial killer
that is me
They only _walk_ away from you?
☠☠☠
Fucking animal abuse
Needa respect cats
@Baldhina Asnake They teleport into different dimensions for me
I actually asked a guy out once and now he's my boyfriend. At the time I felt very self-conscious about it but this video helped me to realize that guys actually appreciate it. :)
Yes we do
You're one in a billion.
@@lonesomegavlan7279 💯
Hollow_Knight exactly
As a wise man once said. Guys would date a tree if it made the first move
This isn't right, he's giving actual advice, you okay buddy?
Or is he?!?!?
uncle uncle Hasn't he always?
uncle uncle he always does in the end
TheFuckBoy KING
ررةلث لازم على ىس
yeah bro!? how can you tell!?! xD
My ice breaker includes awkwardly avoiding the person I like
Campy Jones hey :) do you know how much a polar bear weights?
ImmortalPhoenix How much
Campy Jones enough to break the ice ;P
ImmortalPhoenix Lol 10/10
i dont need to break the ice since im so hot! hheeeaa?...ok I'll shut up now
When he talked about getting rejected is worse than living with the thought of what could have been, it inspired me to ask out this girl I like.
Yeah, I got rejected hard and it’s been two months and I’m still not over her.
dont its been 2 years and im still not over it the thing is im not urgly or anything -_- dont blame urself blame society
It's because you make rejection out to be this huge grand thing when it's not that big a deal. You invest all your emotions into it for no reason.
Jeff God just remember that u r just some protons, neutrons and electrons and so is she and nothing will ever change that so don’t worry bout it
@@CantEscapeFlorida I'm going to take a wild guess and say the number of guys you asked out is much smaller than the number of guys who asked you out. Probably 0 or 1.
@@CantEscapeFlorida It's easy to say from your position
One time at school I was talking with a group of friends, which included this really cute girl that was in one of my classes. Now I had never really been into her, but one of my friends still asked her that if I wanted to, would she go out with me. So she thought for a few seconds, and then said no. But honestly the couple seconds of thought required to give that response was enough to boost my self esteem a ton.
Chad
I would probably overthink that she was trying to find the best way to say no without hurting me. Well sucks to be you, this would never happen with me; I have no friends
If someone says no CELEBRATE
Anyway. Bring your NODs. We heading for Ronograd
"what would a not-weird person do?" uh, how the hell should I know?
I don't know, go outside and look at people who aren't you?
Which is like, most people.
im too shy to look at people
ficolas2 Force yourself to get outside of your comfort zone, learn and develope ways to get over being shy. Take it one step at a time. I know it seems like taking a bullet would be easier but trust me. It's the only way to avoid a life of endless regret and sadness.
Say something that's sounds dumb but ends up working
TheGreatOnes help me im in same situation i need advice
Just sit tight and wait for the alcohol to give a personality.
works every time
Probably the most accurate part of this video, if you've been in this situation haha.
Luis YT But what it's the "fucking it up" personality?
Hey it actually works. Thank God for alcohol but if you get a 2nd date and you're sober...
I am anyway
"Titanic."
"fck that's a bad ice breaker."
AHHHASHHA
Dude im gonna use that
unfunniest shit I read all day
@@peanutgallery4 bro really just took the effort to type that reply out to a year old comment
Gonna use this today with my crush. Wish me luck fellas. I'll update what happened next......remind me
When a girl approaches me
Me: oh!so you’re approaching me?
haha lmao..
instead of running you're coming straight at me?!
@@HassaanALal jojo!!
I can't give you depresion without geting closer.
the girl: yes
you: well, I can’t really tell so...
Muda muda muda
I was approached by a girl and she liked the music as me and had similar interests as me and told me I was attractive. So she gave me her number and walked away and winked at me. Is she into me?
No, I really can't tell and I think I should keep looking.
yes
if you are actually attractive then maybe, a lot of girls will give you blue pilled bullshit
No
Uhhh can’t tell, it could just be a coincidence and she had something in her eye. Just keep looking
Gee wiz it's hard to tell.
Best relationship advice I ever received was from my uncle: "never try, never fail."
Wasn't that said in Robots?
David McNamara plot twist. His uncle is the one who said it in robots
If you never try, you will never live.
your single uncle you mean
You miss all the shots you don’t take. Think of it that way.
“Play it cool”
This saying should not exist.
I one time had a crush on this girl,
I did *Nothing* and *Nothing* happened
i did somethings and got rejected ;_;
At least nothing BAD happened
Damn bro thats sad. Anyway, I asked myself out. I got rejected and i'm now in a psychological coma because I can't get myself to move since I rejected myself
The romantic highlight of my life:
In ninth grade a girl I liked was telling my friend something and I was there too, so it was _almost_ like she was talking to me as well.
Damn thats sad. Anyone wanna go to mountain tho? I got blackhawk
slam poetry night
"Oh man this stool sure is flimsy, now all we need is a rope"
snap snap snap
Invincible Tardigrade 😂😂
I don't get the joke, I'm not a native english speaker, can you (casually) explain it to me?
Wouter Schmouter people kick stools out from under them to hang themselves.. with a rope
Zach M thanks .. I didn't get it either… low-key I am an English speaker though😂
Once a girl invited me to a coffee at work. I answered with no, i said to her I am busy. Went back to my office and watched youtube videos. What is wrong with me?
EDIT: Wow, even this comment is more successful than me and my channel
By coffee she meant baby batter aka jizz juice. You fucked up man.
Realized that as soon as i came back to my office
ReverseMe i don't get it? You where busy
Actually i thought she really only wants to drink a coffee, but I didn't wanted one at that moment...
Were*
Ask yourself: what would a not weird person do?
InsTrUcTioNs UnclEAr I sAiD iT Out LoUd
What would a not weird person say?
"It is impossible that I am not obviously very not un-weird"
@@Kriegter Damn that's a good pickup line, i'm gonna use this one
Even if a girl/boy approaches you and breaks the ice, would they really actually be into you?
C. Can’t tell
D. a prank
E. a psychopath
Well you actually can't tell though
Maybe she is just from Canada and being polite
Or she doesn't like the nourthpole as much as I do
xXGilly55Xx yeah you can’t really tell because they might just be talking to the voice inside their head.
I'm 17
been aproached by 0 girls so far
been aproached by 1 gay boy so far
doing great, keep up the good work
fkn lucky being approached by a gay guy is the highest compliment you can revieve
Sarcasticat how is that?
I'm 19
been approached by 0 girls so far
been approached with the same fat gay guy 400 times and it still fucks with my brain
I can't tell if he is actually interested or if he just needs his penis touched
lmao
If you are attractive to a guy its like you are the kind of guy a guy likes, which makes you a DOUBLE GUY
I asked a girl out once, she said yes. and she never went out with me. she did more damage saying yes than saying no.
Luis Ojeda fuck her and move on
I asked a girl out once, she said yes, then she said "opp sorry that was my friend." I've been dead ever since.
you should be fine as long as you didn't get to hit that strange
tonymagona334 why over text bro?? Lol
Or just use your hand. No fuss, no muss.
"Just sit tight and wait for the alcohol to give you a personality."
I died.
So did he, from the aneurysm!
RIP
One of my friend, who is a girl and pretty good at starting a relationship, once told me that I gave pretty good advice to our other friends who had crush and that I "had the theory, but not the practice". Now I feel like redskull, I can guide other to a treasure I cannot possess
What is a redskull? What country is that saying from
@@sublimeade redskull is a fictional character. One of captain America villain
@@slimyduck2140 cool
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches" Love that phrase. In Spain we say something similar; "El que vale vale, y el que no, para ADE" which would translate to "He who is talented, is. He who isn't studies Business Administration"
Hehe, a superior phrase in my humble opinion. Thanks for sharing that nugget of gold.
amazing quote lad!
You're welcome, both of you!
Neon Markov time to go back to college then fuck
Neon Markov i don't understand it MBA from a good college is still prestigious isn't. In my country you need more that 98 percentile to get interviewed for good b school. Sure everyone gets accepted into shit tier b schools but i still don't understand why that saying goes the way that it does.
As a guy who really hates potentially bothering people (believe me, that death stare when I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time is terrifying to me, doesn't just apply to people I want to make friends with), it would be one HUGE relief to get an obvious sign that it's ok for me to approach.
I'm the same way. My fear is less that I'll be rejected and more that I'll ruin someone's day/week/view of men by approaching them. I hear stories about people who are approached by a guy when they were minding their own business and how creepy that is and I'm just like, "Well, I'm never going to be that guy. Guess I'll just be alone."
red toasti
red toasti there is if you learn body lamguage. There is 1 simple way. Make some noise and talk loudly. get people's attention. She will notice you. If she finds you attractive, you will catch her starring at you later. Then go talk to her. If a girl keeps looking at a guy most likely she likes him. Another one that works anywhere, and I mean anywhere, is sit down next to a girl, look at her and just smile and go hey, act like you are meant to be there . That's it. She will surely react and start a conversation. 99% of dating is just not caring if you are creepy. That's why attractive guys think it's easy. Cuz they never get called creeps. everything they do is hot. Pretend you are hot. Sometimes women will care and call you a creep. But most the time you will end up talking.
Im tall but unattractive what do I do now? and by tall I mean im 6'7"
KnivesOnly Getting a girl isn't rocket science. Not every girl is going to have the same set of requirements that they use to measure attractiveness. Don't worry there is someone out there for you even if you don't see it yet.
The first time I talked to a girl was in Grade 12.
Actually, I talked to a girl in kindergarten before but they didn't respond so that's why I waited until grade 12.
Lol I’m still in high school but so far I haven’t talked to a girl since seventh grade. I literally ignore girls when they talk to me because I don’t know how to respond, which has made for some pretty awkward group projects.
@@dalesajdak422 omg group projects were awkward...
@@dalesajdak422 That's a little weird. I'm horribly socially awkward, but at least it's case with everyone, not just girls.
"i have a permanent arsenal of coping mechanisms on standby and i avoid difficult situations" oof that hit me hard
#1 reason why women will never step up to break the double standard of approaching someone you're interested in: it doesn't benefit them and requires courage.
proudnoob124 harsh.
proudnoob124 it's the damn truth, women only think about equality when it benefits them, that's what makes them hypocrites.
proudnoob124 Instead of vilifying them, understand that maybe you're not attracting them.
Christophe Boucher Nice shot. However, you're wrong in saying that I'm vilifying them. I simply stated a fact. Whether or not it is positive or detrimental towards girls' reputations is not my concern.
Luz Iervasi Here are the issues with your logic - you confused honesty with easiness, and assumed us guys did too. Guys always communicate that we'd like girls to take the initiative more often, and we consequently never equate it to being easy or slutty. Therefore, and although I wish to give you the benefit of the doubt, I cannot and must say that you're aware your argument is incorrect, but you're intentionally using it regardless to hide the much simpler explanation of why you won't ask a guy out yourself - it is a scary thing to do. Here's my ironic advice: man the fuck up.
I prefer to go with the Pokemon Trainer approach: carry around a bunch of bugs with you and don't let girls pass until they agree to fight you.
If you're a real pro, they'll all be caterpillars and silk worms in mid-metamorphosis so they can do absolutely nothing to defend themselves against her pet lizard's brutal onslaught.
Be careful with the move "Harden"
Might actually work on me.
Bugs are cool and I've always wanted to get in a fight with a stranger.
Make sure to bring a stag beetle, that way they cant win
3:13 I told a friend of mine that I had a crush on her and got the "let's stay friends" line. Gotta admit knowing that I had no chance actually feels better than stressing out over telling her
**SNAP** **SNAP** **SNAP** **SNAP**
**SNAP**
**SNAP**
**SNAP** **SNAP**
**SNAP** **SNAP** **SNAP**
Kirby **NAK**
"All I need now is a rope" snap snap 😂😂
KILL IT!!!
I don't understand, I know he is joking about a noose but how does it relate to the chair
kontosoldier thanks for the explanation mate, I really appreciate it :D
UR PROFILE PIC ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
Rope rhymes with hope
''if you want to be a non weird person stop existing''
-me, 2019
tahm kench usta You are wise indeed, guru.
The wisest
Edit: thanks for all the likes, didn't realise ..
I also added a 2nd story which happened recently (sorry for any grammer or spelling mistakes)
Total approaches: 2
Story 1
Approached by a girl at a bar ...
Girl: Are you single?
Me: Yea
Girl: My brother thinks you are hot
.-.
Story 2
Randomly got approached by a girl in public ...
Girl: Hey, you got somthing to drink?
Me: *offering her my waterbottle* I gotta warn you tho, since we don't know each other, you could get infected by drinking from this bottle.
Girl: I will take the risk. You should give me your number .. You know 'just in case'
Me: *laughing nervously* Haha .. Nah, I am fine.
Well .. 15 minutes later I realised how stupid I am .. argh
😂😂😂
F
Girl: So, will you go on a date with me ?
Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move
So...you turn him down or no?
i thought this was about global warming
Savage Thomas i wish it was
me too lol
lol
Savage Thomas Me as well.
same
I fucking love this channel, so relatable and humorous
relatable but not humorous.
Withror Pendragon hes definitely got the best sense of humor on yt yet not many people understand that
Humor is relative and opinion.
Clearly you have no sense of humor.
Ikr, his timing is so perfect
Imagine a girl having so low standards that she ends up approaching me, of all people.
That's cringy.
I've once been approached by a girl at concert. She told me I look good, wished me a good night and kissed before my brain was even able to join the dots. I barely managed to ask her for a number. She gave the number and suddenly disapeared in flashing lights. I called her later just to hear she had a boyfriend. That was big win/lose/wtf mixture moment. lol
lol
"Man, this stool sure is flimsy. All we need is a rope". 10/10
i dont get it
@@32simas suicide joke hanging rope
@@32simas her name is hope.
Ahhhh i just got it
Still don’t get it 💀😭
Your giving actual advice? What planet am i living on?
or is he ? *dun dun duuuun*
One where correct spelling isn't required, thank goodness.
sir piggerlottle one with too many Alekses
Klapaucius Fitzpatrick it's self deprication humor , cuz he's aware of how bad he is with girls and using satire to deliver his jokes
not to be confused with self defecating humor
i wish guys didn’t feel so insecure/intimidated by girls...then again i’m too scared to talk to guys too lmao
How you do'in? "finger guns"
I have every right to be afraid of black women
@@axelw7323 ´cause they are too hot?
@Sirris Mendoza Sunless Realms no because a lot of the ones I've met are mean as hell and if you even try flirting your ass is gonna get punched in the nose
Here's the thing you don't have to someone is gonna come up to you anyway
“Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, ‘would an idiot do that?’ And if they would, I do not do that thing.” 😂
Dwigt
Well go do what you want and don’t let *society* forge your actions
Margot replaces Natalie? How dare you!
disgusting person!
I see no problem with this
And second of all how dare you?
What's the unit conversion between an ND and an MR?
Connor Swanson I'd say 1ND = 1.5MR just for the smile alone
Talked a girl once........ opened the door for her and she said "thanks " I replied your welcome ..... virgin life is hard
BonelessBen you gotta do better than that. Opening doors for a woman is about as mandatory as not asking their age or body weight. Cause failing to do so will just label you as a bad mannered male.
I don't hold the door for able bodied young people unless they're right behind me. Even then I don't stand there and hold it. I just keep it open as a walk through.
Of course you're a virgin, its "You're welcome" not "Your welcome" :^)
Slendeaway Damn, grammar Nazis get hella laid! (!)_(!)
hehe xd
Sometimes when it’s too good to be true I legit ask “Am I being recorded?”
Is it a prank? Where are the cameras?
Got approached by a cute girl who told me she had a crush on me.
Brain froze up and we never talked again.
10/10 experience when remembering it 2 years later probably won’t happen again
Hey CasuallyExplained...wanna go out?
There's one you can add to your scoreboard!
Alizée you're probably not either
Did you just assume my gender!?
sexist
seriously wtf...
did you just assume my gender?
People really don't understand how rough engineering school is (it's college without the sex, with harder classes, and for Americans with even more student debt).
Though, on the plus side, it is easy to make friends by asking new people if they've ever held a woman's hand, and high-fiving them when they say no.
Hey you should go to a Canadian school.
You nailed it
lmao, I think I'm one of the few engineers students that got a hot girlfriend and banged her for one year in a round. I just talked to her, to be honest Idk how I did it. Before u feel jealous i'll just say she dumped me and now it's been almost 2 years without sex. I guess at least I'm not virgin anymore, so I don't have that weight over my shoulders no more :D. But yeah, engineers life is tough :c
whew. So it's not just me..
What would a not weird person say:
Silence
Me: TELL ME PLZ
Rejection is just part of life and you might have to be a little bit courageous. Very well said, I take rejections so well that some girls who rejected me later ended up asking me out 😂
I just found this channel from trending but now I'm kind of stressed that I'll watch all of the videos tonight and that he won't post for another 6 months
How did it work out for you? I'm in the exact same situation just, like, now.
Me too, today.
Just re watch them over and over til he posts again. Trust me, they never get old.
@@AEEZProductions LOL TRUE
i made sure i didn't make that mistake. only watched one and waited for the rest on my recommended
Me: "Titanic."
Them: "What?"
Me: "Sorry, that wasn't a very good icebreaker."
jk I would never think of this in a moment of awkward silence nor would I speak to them in general
Larry "What?"
"Ahem.. I SAID 'SORRY, THAT WASN'T A VERY GOOD ICE BREAKER.'"
"um okay?" *silence*
funny
I immediately thought of Hugh Mungus when the reply was "what?" haha "Titanic what?!"
I absolutely adore your sense of humor. You have become one of the two non-music related channels that I turned my notifications for. 💛
Every relationship I've been in is because I made the first move. I've never been approached by a guy before. It makes me question a lot of stuff and I can see why guys can be insecure
it;s nice that you can see that, some girls don't ever realize.
Just remember to go outside every once in a while, the sounds of Nature are all from animals trying to get laid
Pwnedgamer94
Deep
they want to grow so they can get laid.
😂😂
Pwnedgamer94 I thought it was the sounds of them fighting to the death over a dead hobo.
Pwnedgamer94 Legit
Just show her your meme stash and let nature take care of the rest
Evan Myers if she rejects you it's either because you have bad memes or you have too many memes
at first i thought you were making a play on the word "mustache" by saying "memestache"
I'd like me some memes please. No a single guy I know loves memes.
I can confirm this.
the only good advice in the comment section
Getting put in the same group in school is the childhood equivalent of meeting your spouse at work
My rejection rate is well you can decide ,
1st when i was thirteen she said i was too charming ,
2nd she said i was just a friend ,
3rd she said she's broken don't need a relationship for while ,( month after her fathers death i found out she's back agian with the same dude who broke her heart)
4th she said some shit trauma about her sister so no ,
Well im 22 now still single but living my life to fullest ,
Had some fucking headaches about being alone while quarantining but im aight
was this the same girl?
even if i think a girl is flirting with me I'm too scared to do something off the cuff, and come across rude or creepy. Like telling her her glasses make her look like she's smart or mention that her socks match the color of her bed sheets
Damn bruh lol
"the socks match the color of her bed sheets" i can't breathe man
shootatsquare bruh
how do you know what color her bedsheets are lmao
greenyoshi119 it's a meme you dip
okay so step 1 buy a puppy.
Step 2: Doesn't matter you now have a puppy, you're done, you've won.
That's actually my game plan..
Mans best friend. Unconditional love.
beachballer And even if you still don't get any girls, at least you have a puppy
May come with nagging bitch ;)
1:24
"Nothing?"
"That's right, keep it up."
"Ok."
I think one of my biggest problems is not really knowing the line between good flirting and awkward creepyness.
Yo did he get a gf or something he sounds like he's in a real good mood today
might have touched a woman's hand
lolbrunopt *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*
He's letting success go to his head
Getting too close to his audience
Setting up for fail, unless he punks up and rejects
the Bet
lolbrunopt wow, so he's basically married now gratz!
Vyacheslav Semenko XD
That's the thing, it almost like no one acknowledges how insecure a lot of guys are.
@@MFbaZz i usually think of that when i go to approach girls, works like a charm.
Anal basher69 nothing makes me hornier than picturing a girl unload diarrhea
@@MFbaZz Name checks out
EDIT: His name was AnalBasher69
People do it's just usually not in a very encouraging way.
@@MFbaZz ά rάήḏσm ςσmmέήτ τσ βσσṣτ (((Ÿøűťübę's))) άłĝσrΐτhm.
Ight boys here's my score board
Compliments: 1
Number of times I've been asked out: 0
Number of times I've asked someone out: 3
Number of times those relationships ended up a train wreck and emotionally scaring me for months: 3
We're doing pretty good boys.
Best one yet in my random (non-chronological) watching non-patern. (I've probably seen about 30 to 50 of your vids before ... found your channel when 'life casually explained as a video game' was trending virtual)
This is the best so far (except for that first one) ... it's on point with truth bombs and solid advice while keeping it light and funny.
I said "Hello" once, was almost charge with sexual assault.
I'm just going stick with my waifu.
Kornelius Heydrich
if you have a waifu its high chance you didn't say hi to a girl
He got ptsd and now he has one
Is your name Hugh Mungus?
did you see that news story where this woman is claiming this guy groped her avatar in the HTC Vive thing
fucking priceless
Kornelius Heydrich HUGH MUNGOUS WHAT
I literally see my life in your videos...
Makes me laugh so much.
Mitar Zecevic
Sad times
me too man. it feels good to know that other people failed just as much as you have.
well.. almost....
Bunny I have a lucky rabbits foot in my pocket ;) wanna see it? ASL?
*internal sobbing*
same
"Oh? You're approaching me?"
Even though you're grandfather, Joseph, told you the power of the world like a medical student frantically trying to finish an exam before the last bell?
@@drewsillytoo I can't beat the shit outta you without getting closer.
@@grand-dadmiral Hoho! Then come as close as you like
As a girl, I've asked every guy I've gone out with so far.
Heck yes, it would be VERY nice to be asked out for a change and not have to plan ANYTHING. Just tell me the dress code (athletic wear, dress, whatever; get your head out of the gutter.) and tell me whether or not I need to pack food. If a boy got everything planned and told me only the information I'd need to know to be prepared for it, I would LOVE that.
As an extrovert who usually tends to be into super nerdy introverts, I acknowledge this is highly unlikely. Thank you universe.
Oh? There are people who like nerdy introverts? Well this is new knowledge XD
a dude came up to me before at lunch and he saw I had Doritos and he was like "oh uh you have Doritos those are my favorite chips" and then went on about how much he liked Doritos
*specifically cool ranch ;)*
itshannahl0l you can...you can just do that? "Hello, oh I see you're wearing a shirt! Look! I'm wearing one too! I love shirts. My favorite shirt is a v neck with song lyrics on it. I wear shirts when I.....
itshannahl0l okay but you know what he really need so why to make it difficult??
He's trying his best
i thought we were bonding...
What happened to Natalie Dormer? #BringBackNatalie
Caesar Belisarius He is to nervous to ask her out man
If he over uses it, she loses all power. Let her be a very special guest and you will appreciate her more.
She exploded.
Caesar Belisarius You didn't catch the list, did you?
She's still there. IF you look on the list there is Natalie Dormer.
Why is this guy the most mature and relatable person ever
He doesn’t have to necessarily be mature in order to be relatable to an audience.
Bro, I don't know how I stumbled on your videos but I've been binge watching them and showing my friends
In 9th grade a girl once offered me money to go out with her.
Unfortunately she looked like Patton Oswalt with a wig on, so it wasn't enough money.
Also, I wasn't a prostitute.................. No, I'm not saying "yet".
After I rejected her, all the girls in class were angry at me. Funny how chicks think buying them dinner, movie tickets, drinks and jewelry from bubblegum vending machines on top of treating them like a princess for days doesn't mean you have a right to anything, but you not being attracted to one of them makes you an horrible asshole.
Thats how Most women Are...sadly 😔
that's not how most women are lmao. That's how some guys that can't get into a relationship tell each other than women are, to hide the real reason, which is that they suck at it
TrangleC that's because they're entitled. And it's our fault for making them feel like they deserve things instead of believing that they have to earn them. This entitlement, "me" first culture has to stop with women, and it's up to us to make that happen
TrangleC ...So you came to that ridiculous conclusion because of an experience with young girls who were still in puberty, were likely immature, and were likely to make stupid judgements.
...Are you sure you aren't being an ass?
hello tranglec
8 planets,
204 countries,
809 islands,
7 seas,
6,000,000,000+ people,
AND I AM SINGLE.
Edit- wow it's been almost one year and 432 likes!! Thanks a lot guys
Btw I'm still single 😂
There are more than 7 seas in out solar system m8, for example on Jupiter's moon europa and another one on Saturn's moon dione.
JsT Music I bet you're fun at parties.
Why count planets and seas? 0 people live there
Daniel Blanco R aliens and mermaids
+Daniel Blanco R THAT'S WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO THINK BUT YOU GOTTA BE SMARTER THAN THEM
I like how these videos are just a mix between jokes and actual tips. Love it!
The trick is to figure out which is which lol
So I watched this in 8th grade and that ending comment about “what could’ve been” drove me to muster up my new pubescent courage to try to get my first girlfriend
I’m and back to this video after my 7th rejection in 10th grade and now all I feel is empty laughter in those last few seconds👍🏽
I'm back in 12th grade after my 23rd rejection and now I have literally ascended. I have infinite confidence and never fear getting rejected whatsoever. I also have a strong drive to do the things I want to do in live. Guess God was really using them for character development
Ermm well back again, finally got a GF. I was just going about my daily rizz and, crazily, one stuck. You wouldn't believe how flabbergasted I was as the relationship progressed without incident. Had a lot of firsts, but sadly her dad found out, he was a staunch Muslim and she a loyal daughter soooo relationship over. But after being in an actual relationship I realized that I had learned to love the chase. Humans are adaptable.
Rough
Hey, man, you have *way* more courage in HS than I ever did. For what it's worth, I admire your willingness to try. Best of luck! 👍
hi fellow lonely 11th grader
These are great 😂 subtle details like the snapping make your videos great, keep it up!!
I really have to start utilizing my cute dog more. the only problem is he poops when he is happy
Mat c LOL!
this is the best comment ive ever seen
I guess dogs really do reflect their owners
Mat c
That's a tough break.. When I was in year 8, I took my dog down the beach, he ran over to the group of hot year 10 girls from my school and dropped a massive shit in the centre of their towels, etc... He didn't break eye contact with me the whole time. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I'm pretty sure everyone is weird though.
But not that awkward weird and creepy and plain uninteresting like me :D
You are still right
Being normal sounds boring
If everyone is weird, no one is weird
If everyone is weird, that's normal.
LaToya Forever
No it's just you
3:02 I love how on the lay list he has "Your Mom" and a tick, little things like that make your videos so much fun even to rewatch months and years after you first saw them.
I got approached by a girl at the gym today. She came up and asked me how old I was and we had a small conversation. She asked me for my snap and I declined because I didn't use it and I told her I was seeing someone. I wasn't but I was afraid to hurt her feelings. She said she didn't mean it like that and was just trying to make friends. It was awkward. I think she liked me, she was laughing a lot and I'd never seen her approach anyone before. I feel bad for making it so awkward, but good for her for having the balls to come up to someone and just start talking to them. It's inspiring
wow
I will take her number
please just say you're not interested instead of lying
What a pitiful individual you are
@@armalite6837 lying isn't necessarily bad
If you're an introvert don't be afraid to go out in public, eventually an extrovert will see you, like you, and take you in.
Really? In my experience they just make fun of me behind my back...
Doobert Scoobert My man
Doobert Scoobert genius
Basically, if you’re a Ted Mosby, go out ‘til someone Barney Stinson’s you
@@Zodasg This couldn't be more uncanny, bub
I decided to have extremely low confidence and low expectations so if i were to get rejected i would see it coming and not be hurt (that bad), but sadly that also means i have no confidence to ask a girl out since i expect worst and don't bother.
Narendra Singh Thats what I used to do but I expected the worse. Until one day it just happened.
wasup i know that, but like still, also i ain't in no rush.
Narendra Singh I now finally have a gf since 8th grade. I'm a sophomore now. And she's awesome.
Narendra Singh it's funny because she rejected me the first time.
Narendra Singh I'll try. All I know is that I truly love her. Good luck to you. Hopefully you'll find someone.
Through my innate ability to fabricate and believe every single potential negative outcome that can come out of any situations, I have gained this amazing ability of coax myself into believing that I have no chance before I even speak to her, thus, I reach peace.
“What would a not weird person do?” A question that has legitimately helped me in life since I watched this like 2 years ago.