Casually Explained: Human Beings
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"They defeated sharks by just living on the land."
*Outstanding move*
HAHAHA
Checkmate sharks!
Yes literally standing out
@Blueberry.M4 thanks mate
I'm gonna do whats called a pro gamer move
I feel like this is made as an educational video for aliens
Or engineering students. The same though
Absolutely.
This gives us a good Outer - perspective On our life/ society
1000th like lol
HALOSTORM same
I mean sure, communication is *theoretically* immediate due to technology, but no amount of technological advancements can make other people write me back.
Needs more likes
im literally writing back rn
What is the meaning of cold hot-chocolate
I’m waiting for chat bots. We are getting there.
@@krzysztofbroda5376 3 months late
“Jacked out of their minds from only eating leaves.”
*EAT YOUR GODDAMN VEGETABLES*
Vegan Gains was here
just eat your vegetables is fine
Chimps go for meat whenever its available
I'm allergic to vegetables
1001th like
I love how calm he is while roasting every single human that ever lived
It's kinda easy to roast humanity, it's not exactly the best species out there
i dunno man, if they can touch the moon then that's enough reason to say their the best.
This is why I identify as a garage sale
*casual
I identify as tea
I like how he refers to humans as “they”
Emperor Louis The Retard you missed the point. He is a human so collectively he would say we, unless he’s not human...
@tomto! hes obviously not one
Hes a stick man
Yes. They.
Don't blow his cover
He reffered to Canada as “America-lite”
It hurt
*screams in quebecois*
I also think he might live in Canada?
I'm going to Canada next year as a European because I feel like it's very similar to the US but without the negatives.
Kind of like how you might wanna drink light coke because it's similar to regular coke but without the negatives.
@@ReddoFreddo Probably, yeah
“Beat it Darwin, we didn’t evolve from apes, we evolved into apes”
Bruh...
@@Jack-do5tq get the joke
He’s risen!!!! Reps for Jesus!!
Lmao yes broscience ahahahaha this quote is very fitting here😆 the meeting of 2 hilarious youtube channels
*"Until they can fit their quivering offspring into Gucci handbags"*
Gacha Man Sama the definition of asserting dominance
Ah yes nothing better than asserting your dominance by belittling your species into incest and inbreeding to point of no return in order to achieve *smol doggo*
Red Pandaboi we nae naed them into the void
SheepersJeepers animal abuser be like “WATCH ME WHIP WHIP MY NAE NAE”
(Their dog being named NAE NAE)
If humans are so great, where is humans 2?
The real question
This
Humans 2: AI, coming in theaters near you!
Some argue autists are humans 2.
👽
As a martian, this helped a lot in me learning about the human race.
Imagine that this is the only proof of human's existance
At least they’ll have the right idea
theyd be like: thank god these guys are dead
I'd be okay with that, it explains everything about humans
Who ever finds this, must know english to understand
they'd wonder where our organs went
"they defeated ice bears by driving fuel inefficient cars"
*Ice bears*
Polar bears*
*ice bears*
*Ice bears*
ice bergs?
"For most people, this realization occurres around the age of eighteen"
That hit too hard
L Troyer *hit. But yes, it did hit hard
@@derpychicken2131 pissants like you are so annoying
Badger Scrub ok you Neanderthal
Wow, these guys are fighting over someone correcting a typo, but anyways
It did indeed hit very hard
Bodger Scrab
"They aren't adding value to their society, but a burden on it instead. For most people this realization typically occurs around the age of 18."
haha, that's me
Why should I add value to something that has none?
Second, that's a dark thought.
And a rather pathetic one.
Everything in this video is illogical and horrible.
The guy needs to see a psychologist.
I know it's tongue and cheek, comedy... but damn. It's bad. It only serves to convince people in illogical way that they're burden and that all activities in their life can't have provide any enjoyment or joyfulness and having any of that is somehow pretending to by sense of happiness.
It's rather pathetic really.
I feel bad for him and for those he's infecting with hurt.
Creator of this particular one... you could pick out flaws of humanity... but do so in a logical way and perhaps constructive... this isn't either.
It's fatalism to the fucking max.
Which is a bad social dogma that does nobody any good.
@@jmitterii2 I don't see how its horrible. Then again, I don't see how people think this video is depressing, so what do I know.
@@jmitterii2 If that's what you get out of this video then that's your own problem. I and hundreds of thousands if not millions of others thought this video was great, probably because we didn't take it 100% literally.
You're obviously not the type to see something you don't like and then go out and try to fix it or do better. You're the type to whine and complain because it's not all sunshine and roses.
"I wish my wife had mellons like these"
"Was that a melon joke sir"
"Yes"
"Then that will be $12.99"
U saw it too.
2:10
I love that we are so intelligent, we can even describe our own species.
I hate that we are so intelligent, we have existential crisis.
Alphajet 101 I love that we are so intelligent that we can pick out the unintelligent ones in our species.
Apparently not intelligent enough to pluralize crisis.
I'm dumb enough not to know what an existential crisis is. I've never had one, and I hope I can avoid one. I try to keep things simple, and things are going okay. Don't want to rock the boat.
@@jimmym3352 don't be sheep, it's up to you to rock the boat and find out what is
@@JoshStLouis314 crises... Lol r/iamverysmart content
"humans are the most intelligent of the animals on Earth"
a little biased thing to say coming from a HUMAN
guitarrasfoda but it’s true ._.
@@elliotgrant9524 I know '-'
guitarrasfoda IF HE WERE A HUMAN
@@2projah999 oh no
Well, we're technically THE most intelligent living organisms on this planet, so.
He literally passive aggressively roasted his own species and I couldnt love him more
This sounds like something aliens would watch in biology class
Casually Explained: *draws stick man in 2nd grade*
Teacher: Thats going to get you nowhere in life
Also Casually Explained:
What a power move.
What kind of 2nd grade teacher would say that
@@miguelpires8964 narrow minded teachers
@@miguelpires8964 it happens quite a lot actually
*name is taken*
(Adds an x)
CZcams: outstanding move!
if we are the most intelligent species on earth then why do we have tiktok
Because even the smartest species make terrible,terrible mistakes
haha funny comment
Chekmate, atheïsts
statistical, not applicable to everyone
It's smart to create the platform that preys on the less intelligent.
“suh dude”
“dude, suh”
Best part.
I love that I discovered this channel late. There's a new episode every time my CZcams refreshes. I can't image having to wait for new episodes 😭.
Did you seriously just blank out New Zealand on the map and replaced it with 'lol'
Australian here, can confirm.
Completely legit.
Yes at 4:40 I was going to sub until I saw that...
lol shaun stephens your sub is insignificant
@@rbvaet3438 ... and yet you felt it was significant enough to comment on. People are strange...
@@Shaun.Stephens thats something an insignificant person would say
If the meaning to life is to find the meaning of life that means we have already found the meaning to life and therefore no longer have a meaning to life.
May I steal this intellectual property of yours without citing you and claim to have come up with it myself?
Cause that statement is brilliant!
@@YassoKuhl oh please! This is the internet, do you have to ask??
Since we now don't have a meaning, we need to find the meaning of life. What is the meaning of life?
YassoKuhl intellectual property doesn’t exist 👏💪
first time reading this it made sense but then after I kept thinking about it still didnt make sense *mind blown*
edit: thought about it again It actually make sense
3:03 it's sunny outside......
*but the sun looks really cool*
I can’t believe he just explained myself to myself and I actually watched the whole video and listened
me explaining humans to my new alien gf I found in area 51
little grey "woman" right!? Always good to suck human penises!
SomeRandom really good profile pic not gonna lie
This aged badly
She probably friend-zoned you
SomeRandom
666th likeee
I feel like humans aren't too smart. I saw my nephew try to fit a square block through a triangle hole for 20 minutes before giving up.
Very possible if the triangular hole is large enough, if the square block is small enough, or both.
sure, "nephew"
@@Delirul Humans have destroyed dawrism the only ones who dont breed these days are they anti social.
that was probably you when you were younger wasnt it
He gave up after 20 minutes. So he learned and will keep on learning
Aliens be like, “write that down, write that down!”
I love how his monotone talking makes his jokes more unexpected and thus funnier xD
I know this video is very old but still great job :)
0:56 this cracked me up. "They are jacked out of their minds, while only eating leaves." bruh you had me
In fairness, there's an entire gay subculture who strive for that...only they drink their leaves rather than eating them.
brings up a good point. How do they get so jacked. I must have slept through that part of biology.
@@jimmym3352 it's actually the opposite. They were always that muscular as part of their biology. But when we evolved separately from them we took a risk down our evolutionary line be developing less muscle on our bodies, jaws, and necks, in favor of larger brains, walking upright, and having less hair. It paid off, but it could've easily been the end of our evolutionary line because we had less means of protecting ourselves.
I know it's a joke but I feel like someone has to point out that they're omnivores
@@GodWentAFK Aside from eating insects, only chimps are omnivores. Gorillas and orangutans do eat leaves and fruits.
Tbh, orangutans do look as if they only eat leaves, at least the females.
This level of self awareness sorta makes me wanna fling myself off a building
Welcome, we've been awaiting your arrival.
I agree I legit wanted to die when he was talking about how we pretend to do stuff to add meaning to our lives
haha welcome to the club. we have depression, existential nihilism, and cookies you can eat to try to fill the gaping hole in your soul. it’s a good time!
😂😂😂 forreal tho
That's why humans are the only species that commit suicide.
I LOVE how he pauses multiple times after jokes, that's such a good way to let them sink in!
1:49 Wrong... there is a species called nerd. Most of them, nearly all of them, are nocturnal.
They're actually Biturnal or Panturnal. Instead of sleep they just fall unconscious every once in a while.
@@JH-zs3bs 😂
1:45 "And they defeated polar bears by driving fuel inefficient cars"
I can't bear seeing this happen to these obese wolves.
Justin Y wasn't as try hard as you
You have ma seal of approval
This dude summed up the topic in 6 minutes quicker than my teachers who would finish this in a whole school year
I would recommend watching “the history of the entire world... I guess” by Bill Wurtz.
ahem-anyAPhistoryclass
medium.com/accelerated-intelligence/most-people-think-this-is-a-smart-habit-but-its-actually-brain-damaging-7f71949cc128
Interesting. I will have to report these observations to my superiors. Perhaps, if they find it useful, you may even be spared.
3:02 I love the drawings of these happy fish! ❤
“They defeated sharks by just living on the land”
Hunderdduke6046 your pfp is great
Human beings are by far the most diverse class in today’s meta. Being able to communicate and organize increases multiple skills in your unlock tree. Its actually OP.
Tier Zoo is the other channel bud
How tf do you miss a whole channel
wow are you a GAMER
r/outside
@@x_x5009 woah... I just realized that... mind=blown
My first 2yrs of undergrad were heavily focused on evolution, plus I read many books about human development and evolution.
Yet casually explained managed to touch on all the points with great accuracy in under 10 mins.
GG buddy
I feel like he just summed up all science, economics, and social studies clases.
@Dapper_Dog1 yes
Oooooh so you're supposed to *pursue* women... I was just sitting around waiting for a miracle
Miracles sometimes happen (but not today, rickroll)
@@ActionGal hey gal, lemme get yo numbaa
No miracles for you either MariuS
ActionGal hey gal, lemme get yo numbaa
@@NoYoDomle lol Jesus chirst bredda
5:17 "Although generally they avoid it" too true....
Humans: Evolve for millions of years to be the most advanced creatures on the planet. Millennials: *GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE*
they're all jacked out of their goddamn minds
He keeps saying "they" like he's not human
He's a stick man :)
@@Zitialien LMFAOOO AHAHAHAHAHA RIGHT XDDDDD🤣🤣🤣
he cannot be confined by mortal standards but takes the body of a stick person
It’s almost as if he isn’t? HmmmHhmMhJnan?
@@Jyudee who wouldve thought
i dont know why but i absolutely love the way this video was presented and how it gives a birdeyes view of our existence. no thoughts. love it
I like how he is talking about humans as if he’s not one himself
"They defeated sharks by staying on land"
**Pro gamer move**
copied comment. '_'
@@zhianxu7992 There are like thousands of these in the comments, maybe they just didn't check and write it straight ahead since the meme popped up on their mind?
land sharks :o
The way he knows how to pause for just the right time in between jokes, and the way he delivers his punchlines in a monotone serious sounding voice (eg at 1:45) are two of the many reasons I just love casually expalined. Props to you man!!
*tips hat at the superior comedian*
AKA Consicely explicated
Yeah he's great at creatively subverting expectations. But now he's also good at bring a joke from the beginning back around to the end...
Someone watched his last video :)
A less wordy way to say that is "his use of dramatic pause and dry humor."
*tips hat at superior Canadian*
The existential question is for each one to solve on their own.
I liked that
Best human documentary I've seen so far
I love how he says every joke so nonchalantly
"Concisely Explicated".... Try 'n get a job with that degree!
"This is a statistical average and not the case in most individuals"
Oh
"You know the other one" & "Concisely Explicated" took me out😂😂😂
Love how low-key well researched this is
We are still evolving. We haven’t turned into stick figures yet
Bissh
When will we become cute anime girls tho
Just lose some weight smh
We can’t all look like Eugenia Cooney
Dr. Avalanche bet
“America-Lite” 😂😂
Purposely making it a map without NZ :O
It’s sadly very true, Canadian culture consists of slightly less extreme American culture, making fun of stereotypes about our own country while also fulfilling those stereotypes and free healthcare that we will humble brag about till the heat death of the universe.
New lol
@@lead_downpour8854 Also we channel our hatred into Canadian Geese and Toronto, but shhhh that's a Canadian secret.
lead_downpour
Canada had Western European culture (French, British, Irish) and aboriginal, but we killed both. B E C A U S E I T S C U R R E N T Y E A R
On a serious note, the east coast still has a lot of Irish culture.
5:30 “Concisely Explicated”
Casually Explained: the only channel where you watch a video about something you already and still enjoy it to the end :)
I love that he's just factually roasting everyone
If that Gorilla had an Instagram he’d be hella popular 💪🏼 #goals #fitness #abs
Please kill me, I want to die violently.
just have her sit on your face it can be for science
@@casewhite5048 do you have eproctophilia?
@@casewhite5048 no. I want to die violently.
nah just figured suffocation would be pretty violent you could always have her dissect you before killing you
Thanks! This was the most helpful video for figuring out earthlings yet!
I just love the "Concisely Explicated" degree at 5:30 lmao
Sometimes I ask, "what if me_IRL was a poorly drawn CZcams video"
Durand Smiley maybe me_irl from a few years ago, it's pretty trash now
/r/meirl is alright
me too thanks
You'd be popular, 😋😵
Like how he talks about humans like he isn’t one. Makes it more interesting to me for some reason
May this comment stay at 69 likes
Keep it at 69 likes
He says they because he isn’t talking about himself. Smh
@@josephthegod3514 or because he forgets he's human when he's not reminded, i often forget that
Like tierzoo
Thanks for the video! I'm coming to earth this weekend and i knew nothing about them. Now, luckily, i understand some of their multiple languages and how they function. This is especially helpful coming from a real human too since all of my friends say they evolved from "cats". Now I will be able to blend in with them! Thanks.
".....in exchange they're all jacked out of their goddamn minds while only eating leaves". Vegan noises intensify.
Damn, being a human sounds nice.
I wish i was one
me too
You should try sometime. I know you'll figure it out.
It is kinda nice, altough some times our self awareness and elevated intelligence can be overwhelming the fact that most of us can live a comfortable life with daily ingestion of food and no risk of becoming food is realy reassuring.
Wait a h*cking minute...
defeated polar bears by driving fuel inefficient cars...im dead.
Big Enano So are the polar bears...
touche.
Big Enano no you are alive because how did you write it
i didnt understand the joke dude
@@ReezyR It's about global warming.
This needs to be an introductory video about human beings to any extraterrestrials that exist
"Human societies themselves are generally segregated..."
*sharp inhale*
"...into large territories of land"
Am 18, can confirm "joke" at 4:33
Then you're still 13
hahha same
r/im14andthisisdeep
nah i'd say it's more r/im14andthisisedgy
Same I relate 😭 Alanna
Oh man, I'd like to work at Jiggle
How beautifully he gave me existential crisis.
ur vocabulary and knowledge is outstanding!
when seen through my eyes 👀
We might have evolved a lot but we make lots of mistakes like Dabbing or Musically/TikTok
*dabs*
Dabbing was not a mistake
Anime was a mistake
Those were blessings from the gods not mistakes
don't you mean TikTok - including musical.ly
"They defeated polar bears by driving cars" Oof
Fuel inefficient cars
I just love your channel
"communication is **rendered** immediate" I really like this line, it has such a 'theyve defeated it' tone
"ability to compound the knowledge of successive generations"
I never thought about this. This is actually nutty. We so smart thanks Newton
Pepe frog, the pinnacle of evolution to be passed down to future generations
He used kilometers 2:36, he must be from America-Lite 4:38.
Dude knows he has an international audience.
He’s Australian
Alberto Sk Rico It says he's from Canada from two sources. His Wiki Page and an interview by hypertext
casuallyexplained.wikia.com/wiki/Casually_Explained
www.htxt.co.za/2016/12/02/informally-described-we-interview-casually-explained/
The city pictures are of Vancouver and Victoria in BC (ie America-Lite) if that makes any difference. I think he’s Canadian, eh
He’s from Victoria (Canada)
I find it funny how i learned more from this video than i have all my time in my humanities class
this channel will never die
Dude stop, you're making me self-concious of my conciousness again!
Human being were obviously left in Kickstarter proof-of-concept video state and discarded due to lack of funding or the creator spending his money on furry-based sex toys or something.
For an alien that would be a hell of an intro to humans
that dig at new zealand at 4:40 :D
This human is talking about humans in the third person
This *"HUMAN"*
When it said "everything is ripe. Stop tapping the watermelons" I laughed so hard because an hour ago at a supermarket I saw a lady tapping the melons
As a fellow human, I appreciate this generalized breakdown of our biological and sociological structures. I can't wait to share this with other humans.
“Pretending to do something” is the best description of video gaming
Thank you 'fellow' human for educating me on fellow humans.......
I love my warm-blood that forces me to waste energy cooling myself when my environment is hot. And my lack of scales that would prevent constant water loss. And how my tongue is practically useless. Being human is so great, fellow human.
next up:
casually explained: yellow crayons
they taste like shit
@@Fordring1776 How dare you.
1:05 literally terrifying to think about, because it’s absolutely true.
videos like this make me wish this dude was my professor for most of my classes
clicked so fast the video was private
New internet so lickety-split I didn't even get the right thumbnail up
@@CasuallyExplained awasome
Clicked so fast the video was -private- primate.