World War II's Unluckiest Ship, the William D. Porter

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  • @SamONellaAcademy
    @SamONellaAcademy  Před 4 lety +69324

    I guess I'm the only kid on this website who didn't bat around fighter planes on the mobile above my crib as a child, go my whole career drawing human bodies as single black lines with ridiculous proportions and all is well but suddenly when I re-use a P51 whose tail fin and fuselage curvature is a little different than the Aichi D3A I was going for everyone shits the goddamn bed

  • @dzanina3836
    @dzanina3836 Před 3 lety +4613

    It has the same energy as:
    "See you tomorrow!"
    *Last online 5 years ago*

  • @Boffy
    @Boffy Před 3 lety +20538

    come back

  • @mikesands4681
    @mikesands4681 Před rokem +1324

    The only kamikaze bomber who sunk a ship by missing it. There's inspiration in that.

    • @cheezebagz729
      @cheezebagz729 Před 9 měsíci +53

      The extra ludicrous part is that the deck of a ship is more armored than the bottom (though there is a huge chunk of lead there to balance the ship), and obviously most things in the bull are bolted to the floor for obvious reasons, so the kamikaze plane probably did MORE damage than of it hit normally

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Před 8 měsíci +24

      ​@@cheezebagz729the keel of a ship is more important then a mast. You can salvage a working mast from a broken one, like a motor
      But the keel is the frame, and you wouldn't put a race car engine on a broken frame. Same logic
      And before random people question "why not armor the hull more?". Physics, armor is weight. And you have to balance bouncy, armor, crew amenities and supplies
      And to make an un sinkable ship, you need to build it bigger then the body of water you intend to sail in
      Same logic in war
      You eventually add more armor then you can use effectively

    • @fortissears5388
      @fortissears5388 Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@donovanulrich348 "bouncy" lol

  • @mercedes_nuts
    @mercedes_nuts Před rokem +1156

    Evasive maneuvers at 1:57 is one of my favorite Sam O'Nella moments

    • @Papa_Gagamelius
      @Papa_Gagamelius Před 11 měsíci +13

      Same

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 Před 8 měsíci +11

      That's real audio

    • @anthony9376
      @anthony9376 Před měsícem +1

      One of mine too, that and the "horny eagle death spiral" 🤣

  • @Maxims1
    @Maxims1 Před 2 lety +4558

    this is our punishment for not signing up to a monthly subscription to skillshare

    • @marceltelang7825
      @marceltelang7825 Před 2 lety +94

      No we just graduated from Sam o Nella University

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror Před 2 lety +56

      @@marceltelang7825 he’s taught us all he can.
      The time has come to take back the surface world! Rise loaf children! Take back the surface!

    • @jonahlehuman1125
      @jonahlehuman1125 Před 2 lety +11

      Sam o nella shorts.
      Your welcome

    • @youraveragefloridaboy519
      @youraveragefloridaboy519 Před 2 lety +9

      @@AnimatedTerror you my son, you shall be the one with all the figgy pudding

    • @Rudolphgaylord
      @Rudolphgaylord Před 2 lety +1

      Good god. It’s all our fault.

  • @meisme7772
    @meisme7772 Před 4 lety +22468

    *and when the world needed him most he vanished*

    • @nateconnor4823
      @nateconnor4823 Před 4 lety +706

      I'm worried my guy

    • @qui-gonjinn471
      @qui-gonjinn471 Před 4 lety +870

      Nate Connor He said he was stuck with school work and it’s taking up time, so he’ll post soon hopefully

    • @sosakeef3425
      @sosakeef3425 Před 4 lety +497

      When Sam disappeared GradeA UnderA comes back to youtube... coincidence? I think nooot

    • @nutcrackerreal100
      @nutcrackerreal100 Před 4 lety +198

      E2io Aditore12 gradeA isn’t that good, I prefer sam

    • @sosakeef3425
      @sosakeef3425 Před 4 lety +90

      Aditya 2407 yeah, me too, prefer Sam more... just makin a joke

  • @Dr.Legetron
    @Dr.Legetron Před rokem +953

    I just now realized that he made a god tier reference to Ghostbusters at 3:34
    It was when Dr. Venkman said "Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria."

    • @lenaboyer6981
      @lenaboyer6981 Před rokem +27

      Incredible

    • @larsvaahlmar1784
      @larsvaahlmar1784 Před rokem +60

      Thanks, I've been wondering what the "Hogs and bats sniffing each other" was about 😅

    • @seesaw41
      @seesaw41 Před rokem +29

      By one syllable off, that's almost a haiku.

    • @AllieS87267
      @AllieS87267 Před rokem +20

      i’ve been wondering what this joke was for years

    • @person8064
      @person8064 Před rokem +10

      Thank you for your service

  • @hotdogstudios
    @hotdogstudios Před rokem +172

    Please come back kind sir.
    Update: thank you for coming back kind sir

  • @tygeddes1352
    @tygeddes1352 Před 3 lety +2035

    Don’t worry the police will release him soon, he just got arrested for playing fish Jenga

  • @deetheottsel
    @deetheottsel Před 3 lety +2130

    Month 10 my brain has shriveled into a paste, I have learned nothing

    • @muricamemer990
      @muricamemer990 Před 3 lety +1

      me to

    • @SirMr10
      @SirMr10 Před 3 lety

      Yeah, like wtf us orange?

    • @Dpatterson00
      @Dpatterson00 Před 3 lety +5

      Then you wouldn't be able to type this idot

    • @deetheottsel
      @deetheottsel Před 3 lety +5

      @@Dpatterson00 sbfhfhdjdowjsdhdjdhdhdhdsj?amsmaskdjsjs

    • @FungiFireFist
      @FungiFireFist Před 3 lety +1

      Sam o nella is definitely alive, he posted a comment on reddit 12 days ago

  • @Jade_1872
    @Jade_1872 Před rokem +231

    I got recommended a video of his just moments ago and I nearly screamed hearing the music thinking he posted again finally… my heart just BROKE when seeing it was an old video… glad to see others are still here in the comments waiting on him though.

  • @spirosnapspirosnap403
    @spirosnapspirosnap403 Před rokem +35

    5:59 don't worry guys he's just learning "actual animation" and will at some point upload the best animation known to man

  • @recognizesealand572
    @recognizesealand572 Před 3 lety +5389

    For Christmas I wish for sam'onella to come back.
    (It didn't work)

    • @aspen3737
      @aspen3737 Před 3 lety +70

      All I want for christmassssss is youuuuuuuu

    • @DutchmanRadio
      @DutchmanRadio Před 3 lety +30

      Dear god please

    • @LucasKellis
      @LucasKellis Před 3 lety +108

      He had an interview with Casually Explained I forget when it was. Sam is in college, as also a college kid myself I can attest he's probably hella busy rn. Rona and virtual learning ain't easy. That's my guess where he has been

    • @egliyoflo
      @egliyoflo Před 3 lety +10

      Amen to that

    • @Snowflake-hg1tn
      @Snowflake-hg1tn Před 3 lety +4

      Did he die ?

  • @BrohammiusMaximus
    @BrohammiusMaximus Před 3 lety +2195

    Guys, he was just handling fish suspiciously and got arrested.

    • @logan9846
      @logan9846 Před 3 lety +20

      He never should’ve flown out to the British salmon Museum

    • @CheeseLord1216
      @CheeseLord1216 Před 3 lety +66

      IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA

    • @____Carnage____
      @____Carnage____ Před 3 lety +20

      @@CheeseLord1216 NOO

    • @Destroyer_Of_Rats
      @Destroyer_Of_Rats Před 3 lety +4

      He got away for the first time because he actually did it with a Hedgehog and not a porcupine

    • @____Carnage____
      @____Carnage____ Před 3 lety +1

      @@Destroyer_Of_Rats I think you got it backwards my friend

  • @GageisGreat12
    @GageisGreat12 Před 9 měsíci +13

    Just realized “Humid sacks of rice, hogs and bats sniffing each other, massive stereos” is a reference to bill murrays line in Ghostbusters. “Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!”

  • @mettatonsagent7541
    @mettatonsagent7541 Před rokem +32

    I can’t believe the Willie D did so much damage while pulling out

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 Před 3 dny

      I did not have those relations

  • @Zeroticus
    @Zeroticus Před 3 lety +3729

    I feel stupider and stupider every month without sam's wise education...

  • @unfortunatebeings5975
    @unfortunatebeings5975 Před 3 lety +1406

    It’s almost been a year since he left..
    I’m scared.

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo Před 5 měsíci +8

    "Officer, What in the Rhyme of The Ancient Fuck is that?!" 🤣 I'm gonna use that

  • @Lucifer777_
    @Lucifer777_ Před rokem +42

    My grandpa was on a tanker ship during Korea, basically they just refueled other ships and hung out all day.
    So naturally they got bored a lot, apparently one of his favorite activities was to fly seagulls.
    They would tie a hot dog onto a kite string and wait for a seagul too grab it, and then you could fly them around like a living, choking, kite.
    :D

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 Před 9 měsíci +1

      lmfao, reminds me of a story my great grandfather told my grandpa while he was in German-Occupied France

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY Před 9 měsíci +1

      That's amazing

  • @nonononoway505
    @nonononoway505 Před 3 lety +1856

    Swiss miss corporate agents finally caught him.

  • @SugarImplants
    @SugarImplants Před 3 lety +2540

    Father, please come back, we are hungry, starving, dehydrated, we want to hear your voice again one last time. We are freezing because the heat in the academy has gone out, in turn our hands have shattered. Please come back, we miss you.

    • @T3nMiDGET5711
      @T3nMiDGET5711 Před 3 lety +52

      He will come back with the milk one day

    • @Ivan-Manzo
      @Ivan-Manzo Před 3 lety +11

      @@T3nMiDGET5711 first mexican empire flag, I see you're a man of culture.

    • @T3nMiDGET5711
      @T3nMiDGET5711 Před 3 lety +7

      @@Ivan-Manzo yes

    • @oceanicmage
      @oceanicmage Před 3 lety +7

      Same with Vsauce AND MINUTEPHYSICS!!! There Hasn't Been A Video From Them For Suuuch a Looooong, LOOOOONG Time. Those are my favourites. Then there are many more. Like Also Nigahiga, a Comedy Channel I used to be, completely, ADDICTED TO. Please Come Back Kings(and Queens Cuz Multiple People For MinutePhysics.

    • @morlock.......
      @morlock....... Před 3 lety

      😢

  • @smnthatj
    @smnthatj Před rokem +21

    the day he returns (if ever) will be the happiest day of my life

    • @Dark139hunter
      @Dark139hunter Před rokem +1

      Guess today is the happiest day of your life then

    • @smnthatj
      @smnthatj Před rokem +4

      @@Dark139hunter YES IT IS! THANK YOU FOR NOTIFYING ME OF THIS! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

    • @level_d4309
      @level_d4309 Před rokem +4

      Good ending :)

    • @bear2710
      @bear2710 Před měsícem +1

      Boy do I got news for you

  • @jimjimmler9825
    @jimjimmler9825 Před rokem +34

    Sammy, now I know I was wrong
    I messed up, and now you're gone
    Sammy, I'm sorry I neglected you
    Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
    Feeling this empty
    Your videos right now would sound like music to me
    Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Sammy
    Sammy, come home
    (Sammy, come home)
    Sammyy, can't you see I was blind?
    I'll do anything to change your mind
    More than a stick figure, you're my best friend
    Too cool to forget
    Come back 'cause we are family
    And forgive me for making you wanna roam
    And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
    Somewhere I hope you're reading
    My latest three-word poem
    Sammy, come home
    Sammy, come home
    (Sammy, come home)
    Sammy, come home
    (Sammy, come home)
    Sammy, come home
    (Sammy, come home), ah
    Sammy, come home
    Sammy, come home
    Sammy, won't you come home?

  • @chrisjanuarywilliamson2010
    @chrisjanuarywilliamson2010 Před 4 lety +3661

    He commented on a Reddit post 3 days ago... Said "it's ok, school just sucks and is eating up all my time"

    • @creamcannon825
      @creamcannon825 Před 4 lety +429

      Thank you for your reassurance in this time of uncertainty

    • @oliverbrouillard6833
      @oliverbrouillard6833 Před 4 lety +105

      Wondering where the king went

    • @youdumbshit1232
      @youdumbshit1232 Před 4 lety +58

      what the fuck. Why is he so nice in his FB page

    • @JohnDoe-ek9ng
      @JohnDoe-ek9ng Před 4 lety +30

      The king shall return. There is great succor in this friend, thank you.

    • @polexu
      @polexu Před 4 lety +3

      Chris&January Williamson the hero we didnt know we needed

  • @draconiclucard3738
    @draconiclucard3738 Před 4 lety +15416

    The ship was so unlucky that almost 100 years later the microphone of a random guy in his 20's broke right before he started talking about it

    • @ghoulgamestalker4265
      @ghoulgamestalker4265 Před 4 lety +465

      Commenting because this is genius

    • @eder7468
      @eder7468 Před 4 lety +28

      Lol

    • @ariancontreras4358
      @ariancontreras4358 Před 4 lety +77

      It's not even the unluckiest ship. That would be Shinano or Taihou. or Any other ship that sank in less than a year.

    • @bluenosedfish3839
      @bluenosedfish3839 Před 4 lety +160

      I managed to break my coffee cup and accidentally cut myself from the broken cup as soon as I clicked this video.

    • @sagethorburn9821
      @sagethorburn9821 Před 4 lety +13

      @@ariancontreras4358 r/wooosh

  • @ashergray5329
    @ashergray5329 Před rokem +12

    I feel like a Minecraft dog waiting for it’s owner to log back on

  • @milodemoines8896
    @milodemoines8896 Před rokem +12

    At this point, GTA VI will drop before the next Sam O’Nella video

  • @Richielikesballs
    @Richielikesballs Před 3 lety +1147

    Swiss miss silenced him for speaking out against their tyranny

    • @ruby-7seven592
      @ruby-7seven592 Před 3 lety +19

      Didn't you shoot a courier in the head?

    • @Richielikesballs
      @Richielikesballs Před 3 lety +15

      I hit what i was aiming for, guess they just had brains to spare

    • @scpfoundation1096
      @scpfoundation1096 Před 3 lety +5

      Ring a ding ding

    • @Richielikesballs
      @Richielikesballs Před 3 lety +6

      woah baby lets keep it nice and smooth, smooth like little babies, ya dig?

    • @eonswan
      @eonswan Před 3 lety +4

      What in the goddamn?

  • @mazkiey1364
    @mazkiey1364 Před 3 lety +6934

    We should've joined skillshare. We didn't listen.
    Now we lost our saviour.

  • @manwithgun9768
    @manwithgun9768 Před rokem +13

    He didnt say goodbye. If you dont say goodbye, your never really gone...
    *Just not here right now..*

  • @GrumpyTy34er
    @GrumpyTy34er Před 11 měsíci +6

    The Bonzai joke is probably the best joke I've ever seen

  • @RichardThrobbin
    @RichardThrobbin Před 3 lety +1824

    Damn the ship has such bad luck that talking about it makes you disappear

  • @rap7771
    @rap7771 Před 3 lety +1728

    "Until next time"
    *closes book* "like thats ever gona happen

  • @BrianWiKleinschmidt
    @BrianWiKleinschmidt Před 9 měsíci +10

    My great grandfather served on the USS Iowa during WW2, during the mission to transport FDR. Funny to think he would’ve had to be a part in dealing with this ship. 😂

  • @winstonveluz3970
    @winstonveluz3970 Před rokem +14

    yo sam... the queen is dead.. you can come back now..

  • @razorsaber2287
    @razorsaber2287 Před 4 lety +9296

    He has awoken from his slumber once more to bless us with a small portion of his limitless knowledge only to return to hibernation

  • @matomoscos5018
    @matomoscos5018 Před 2 lety +4043

    Next time Sam comes back he'll have to say "hey adults" instead of "hey kids"

    • @kellyfulwider9357
      @kellyfulwider9357 Před 2 lety +85

      i come back every so often to check the new comments its been so long

    • @lolnoobgaming1971
      @lolnoobgaming1971 Před 2 lety +1

      Hes back czcams.com/video/IB-aYjjommA/video.html

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 Před 2 lety +11

      @@lolnoobgaming1971 that’s not him

    • @averagereviewerwhoreviesst2615
      @averagereviewerwhoreviesst2615 Před 2 lety +1

      Look at his twitter, he is living his life

    • @lolnoobgaming1971
      @lolnoobgaming1971 Před 2 lety +2

      @@randallthescandall7029 thats him
      In one of his videos ask sam suturdays czcams.com/video/IB-aYjjommA/video.html a guy in the comments commented Ask Sam Saturday:- Is Sam short-form of Samuel Or Samantha? lol 😅 and in his latest video he answerd this guy czcams.com/video/ssR82MgaYhs/video.html
      If its not sam how cab he aswer him

  • @y0ut0be
    @y0ut0be Před rokem +218

    Oh, you're back, take a seat, and let me tell you of this grave.
    This person was an amazing one, he told stories with skill and passion. He told of war stories, historic events, and the occastional rant. However one day he... disappeared. We searched every where, evey nook and cranny of this world we searched, yet we could not find even a trace of the man we once knew.
    So we dug his grave, and lowered into it a closed casket with no corpse. So let me ask you, will you keep hoping for a return, keep grasping onto that strand of hope that seems so far away? Or will you simply accept that hes not coming back and let go of that strand of hope, and all the burdens that hang on to it? Will you stay by the fire of hope that burns your hand when you fuel it, or will you venture into the darkness and move on?
    It is up to you of course, but for me, I'll be headed away from here, and leave this cemetary of graves with no corpses.
    See you in the darkness of acceptance, traveler.

  • @jordynstief3225
    @jordynstief3225 Před 4 měsíci +1

    5:15. I just imagine that scenario playing out.

  • @the28thnoob
    @the28thnoob Před 3 lety +2245

    It’s been 1 year boys. We shall celebrate by destroying a Swiss miss factory.

  • @Gjsolo64
    @Gjsolo64 Před 3 lety +2242

    welp if anybody reads this, he isnt dead, hes just busy in school and is barely active in twitter

  • @genthean
    @genthean Před rokem +7

    Its been (almost) 3 whole years daddy, i really really miss you

  • @user-ps5sz4sl2x
    @user-ps5sz4sl2x Před 9 měsíci +4

    Igor from the Blue Jay channel and that one guy must be best friends.

  • @zdubdub5707
    @zdubdub5707 Před 2 lety +5024

    The students of The Sam O’Nella Academy have been on the longest summer break known to man

  • @liamhoran9906
    @liamhoran9906 Před 3 lety +8884

    Anyone notice how everything bad started happening after Sam left?

    • @p_4225
      @p_4225 Před 3 lety +484

      Stupidity, Dashlane, Humor, and SkillShare. All 4 nations lived in peace until the boredom nation attacked. Only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the wold needed him most, he vanished.
      Edit: Yo wtf are these likes?

    • @ronaldmcdonaldgarcia4884
      @ronaldmcdonaldgarcia4884 Před 3 lety +30

      @@p_4225 He is the missing r

    • @tigerfun8644
      @tigerfun8644 Před 3 lety +31

      He kept peace

    • @jameewhatsin
      @jameewhatsin Před 3 lety +4

      no

    • @skelemander2624
      @skelemander2624 Před 3 lety +7

      Oh crap

  • @undertow6149
    @undertow6149 Před rokem +6

    Till next time im Sam O´Nella see you next time.....
    Next time he said...

  • @mysticalbroccoli4281
    @mysticalbroccoli4281 Před rokem +11

    Gary, now I know I was wrong
    I messed up, and now you're gone
    Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
    Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
    Feeling this empty
    Your meow right now would sound like music to me
    Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home)
    Gary, can't you see I was blind?
    I'll do anything to change your mind
    More than a pet, you're my best friend
    Too cool to forget
    Come back 'cause we are family
    And forgive me for making you wanna roam
    And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
    Somewhere I hope you're reading
    My latest three-word poem
    Gary, come home
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home)
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home)
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home), ah
    Gary, come home
    Gary, come home
    Gary, won't you come home?

  • @Retro_taco
    @Retro_taco Před 2 lety +2810

    Let's be honest, he was probably handling fish in suspicious circumstances

    • @mirowhzo5750
      @mirowhzo5750 Před 2 lety +109

      IS THAT FUCKING FISH JANGA

    • @Retro_taco
      @Retro_taco Před 2 lety +73

      _NO_

    • @Hanzel06
      @Hanzel06 Před 2 lety +59

      He got urethra cactus

    • @mirowhzo5750
      @mirowhzo5750 Před 2 lety +21

      @@Hanzel06 but he said he would end it then and there if he did :(

    • @nathan7043
      @nathan7043 Před 2 lety +15

      He shall return after the salmon sentence is served

  • @chickenwing3864
    @chickenwing3864 Před 3 lety +2142

    He hasn’t posted cos the police found him playing fish jenga

    • @soupxv213
      @soupxv213 Před 3 lety +30

      Damn I knew it would happen he was acting kinda fishy

    • @videos44
      @videos44 Před 3 lety +1

      no its bc he was racist

    • @criminalzot5346
      @criminalzot5346 Před 3 lety +5

      How?

    • @sebmeister67
      @sebmeister67 Před 3 lety +17

      @@videos44 idgaf, let him be as racist as he wants, he needs to come back

    • @videos44
      @videos44 Před 3 lety +1

      @@criminalzot5346 he said the n word czcams.com/video/boQYu6hR7Jk/video.html

  • @AnthonyHernandez-tr4sl
    @AnthonyHernandez-tr4sl Před rokem +85

    Sam I am 28 years old. I have recently went through loosing technoblade as a content creator. And I know you are fine and I'm so happy you got another job and all is well. I love to hear about all these good things that happened to you. I just ask for you to please give us an update and let us all have a bitter sweet final tear filled laugh with you and your nonsinisical humor. You have been part of my house hold for years. I show your videos to my friends and my family has already watched everything. I re-watch all the time and I just would really appreciate some closure for the channel.

    • @waltercommunitycollege1615
      @waltercommunitycollege1615 Před rokem +24

      aint no way a 28 year old wrote this

    • @l3ftward
      @l3ftward Před rokem +4

      here i thought that i'd never find someone who is experiencing the same this i am in this comment section

    • @gassug2
      @gassug2 Před rokem +6

      @@waltercommunitycollege1615 second language prob

    • @waltercommunitycollege1615
      @waltercommunitycollege1615 Před rokem

      @@gassug2 Or the person is just simply lying about their age

    • @donttrip2366
      @donttrip2366 Před rokem +1

      Go touch grass

  • @michaelowens5813
    @michaelowens5813 Před rokem +6

    Everyday, I wish for your return

  • @dylonsmith8410
    @dylonsmith8410 Před 4 lety +19834

    We attend this academy for knowledge, but now he will teach us patience.. he will return when he thinks we are ready.

    • @blazetino5713
      @blazetino5713 Před 4 lety +169

      Dylon Smith Yes, lets not be pessimistic....... 😅🙂😐😕

    • @thewednesdayshowwithmac1702
      @thewednesdayshowwithmac1702 Před 4 lety +90

      Dylon Smith he died

    • @dylonsmith8410
      @dylonsmith8410 Před 4 lety +459

      The Wednesday Show With Mac what you speak is heresy.. bite your own tongue.

    • @blearyhaze985
      @blearyhaze985 Před 4 lety +68

      @@thewednesdayshowwithmac1702 dude proof?

    • @GraveMindII7
      @GraveMindII7 Před 4 lety +48

      I’m just here to remind you that still no video :(

  • @boop7354
    @boop7354 Před 3 lety +2362

    "Any ideas for future videos" literally anything at this point

    • @TIS_Plays
      @TIS_Plays Před 3 lety +82

      anything
      just a simple hey kids would do nicely

    • @maxp4922
      @maxp4922 Před 3 lety +45

      Honestly it doesn’t seem like that long ago when he released this, but damn it’s been an entire year since then.

    • @russellgriffin8409
      @russellgriffin8409 Před 3 lety +33

      I would watch him clean a bathroom, I just want him back

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase Před 3 lety +12

      sourcreampringles More swiss miss instant piss videos

    • @elijahevo6859
      @elijahevo6859 Před 3 lety +1

      He no longer is uploading rip

  • @OR56
    @OR56 Před měsícem +4

    The Willie D is simultaneously the unluckiest ship and the luckiest ship. Because they never got in real trouble for any of this stuff.
    Also, the torpedo drills were pretty standard, nothing out of the ordinary.

  • @rickandmortyfan649
    @rickandmortyfan649 Před rokem +4

    I love seeing the comments from 1 year ago missing him when he's back now

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan Před 3 lety +5597

    hes not posting becuz the first 5000 people didn't join skillshare

    • @jplvnw8961
      @jplvnw8961 Před 3 lety +28

      Holy fuck you've commented alot on here lol

    • @siphonix924
      @siphonix924 Před 3 lety +1

      2nd comment

    • @siphonix924
      @siphonix924 Před 3 lety +2

      Dan

    • @kemma_
      @kemma_ Před 3 lety +11

      it's alright Dan, we know you miss him

    • @leetsUpr3m3
      @leetsUpr3m3 Před 3 lety +15

      To reverse this curse , we must offer a sacrifice to the Skillshare gods while playing fish jenga

  • @seankelly3171
    @seankelly3171 Před 3 lety +3433

    He’s not gone, the academy just got shut down cause of corona, he’ll be back, the academy will open again

  • @hunterwilson4854
    @hunterwilson4854 Před rokem +5

    This is your time to shine you should make a video about Queen Elizabeth‘s life or funny things that happened in the royal family or something like that

  • @AlexCuza
    @AlexCuza Před rokem +7

    Sammy went to Cuba for those cigarettes

  • @puglesgaming9383
    @puglesgaming9383 Před 4 lety +3356

    I see that even this school had to close because of the virus

  • @jamesnovaria2968
    @jamesnovaria2968 Před 3 lety +6135

    hey, you checking comments again? don't worry, I miss him too

  • @Foogi9000
    @Foogi9000 Před rokem +4

    Dead channel rip you'll be remembered as an absolute legend.

  • @merenguethesnail
    @merenguethesnail Před rokem +4

    to comfort myself i like to think in 2 more years hes gonna come back and was in collage, i dont think he will

    • @dennisbowen452
      @dennisbowen452 Před rokem +1

      Hey man 6 months after uni you have to pay off those loans.
      And you know how that's done?
      With today's sponsor raid shadow legends

  • @High_Bi_Wanna-Die
    @High_Bi_Wanna-Die Před 3 lety +979

    10 months later, I’ve started saying “hey kids” in the mirror in hopes to summon, the knowing ones

    • @tellg0t090
      @tellg0t090 Před 3 lety +10

      No you have to look in the mirror in a dark room only light by a computer with skill share active while the sound of cicadas buzzing goes on before sacrificing a piece of broom rape and repeating hey kids 3 times only then will the mighty bless you with his presence

    • @charliegarrison9688
      @charliegarrison9688 Před 3 lety +8

      Don't forget your can of prego. If it doesn't change to Ragu then you must redo the incantation.

    • @iamssmrt5298
      @iamssmrt5298 Před 3 lety +3

      Guys you’re missing so many steps, tbf it’s very long so here’s another part of it, you must also drink some Pope blood, and start chanting the names (either language works) of the three Yule lads. I’ll keep post rules as I remember them.

    • @VG-or1nu
      @VG-or1nu Před 3 lety +2

      I’ve also started saying “hey kids” but with far different intents..............

    • @dinohunter6450
      @dinohunter6450 Před 3 lety

      You got it wrong. You have to say "swiss miss instant piss" 3 times while burning broomrape and dumping swiss miss in your toilet. On the third chant, you must flush.

  • @peopleperson8093
    @peopleperson8093 Před 3 lety +2876

    This is taking the, “I’m going to get milk,” to a whole another level

    • @whereslenny5114
      @whereslenny5114 Před 3 lety +8

      Lmao

    • @maixe13
      @maixe13 Před 3 lety +43

      I think he’s doing the side quests that’s why it’s taking him so long to get the milk

    • @martinez_941d
      @martinez_941d Před 3 lety +6

      why is your profile pic green if your name is purple person

    • @talitintti8412
      @talitintti8412 Před 3 lety +14

      @@martinez_941d are u colorblind? Or am i colorblind cuz i think it's red

    • @nullvalue9901
      @nullvalue9901 Před 3 lety +9

      @@talitintti8412 it is red

  • @bensmart2829
    @bensmart2829 Před rokem +4

    sam please come back. ive been sitting at my computer pressing refresh for two years now waiting for a new video. my finger hurts. just one new video, it doesnt even have to be good. please

  • @hellopeople6821
    @hellopeople6821 Před rokem +2

    SAM PLEASE COME BACK I LOVE YOU SAM PLEASE

  • @potbrain8407
    @potbrain8407 Před 3 lety +1659

    He’s pulling a classic dad move. He’s just getting milk from the store

  • @Dr_Steve.N
    @Dr_Steve.N Před 3 lety +638

    Guys, he is in jail .
    For handling salmon in suspicious circumstances.

    • @dimsthedimwit600
      @dimsthedimwit600 Před 3 lety +17

      There's something fishy beetween him and Salmon Ella

    • @bananaduck189
      @bananaduck189 Před 3 lety +15

      He was playing too much fucking fish jenga

    • @kati4684
      @kati4684 Před 3 lety +9

      I heard some rumors that he was playing sardine monopoly🤐

    • @willowz8962
      @willowz8962 Před 3 lety +4

      FUCKING FISH JENGA!!!!

    • @Merkary
      @Merkary Před 3 lety

      Well then

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru Před rokem +5

    If Sam comes back he will be #1 on trending for days. If.

  • @MagdaleneDivine
    @MagdaleneDivine Před 9 měsíci +2

    Sometimes I just rewatch old episodes cause like, I miss him.

    • @unsealedglint7808
      @unsealedglint7808 Před 9 měsíci

      He is back

    • @Drag0nmaster
      @Drag0nmaster Před 9 měsíci

      He uploaded 3 days before this comment...

    • @MagdaleneDivine
      @MagdaleneDivine Před 9 měsíci

      @@Drag0nmaster I saw that

    • @MagdaleneDivine
      @MagdaleneDivine Před 9 měsíci

      There's a difference between being back and dropping off a piece of content every 9months.

    • @MagdaleneDivine
      @MagdaleneDivine Před 9 měsíci

      Y'all are full on irritating. After watching the obligatory video he made to stay on ad payroll I watched this
      See when a content creator stops posting regularly they no longer get ad revenue so he has to " stay relevant" by posting something anything at all.
      Its not the same

  • @d-boivids
    @d-boivids Před 3 lety +2698

    everybody: *pokes channel* cmon do something

  • @dinoboiis8147
    @dinoboiis8147 Před 3 lety +3444

    Plot twist: hes making the most high quality animation that rivals disney

  • @stateyourthesis
    @stateyourthesis Před rokem +4

    Still waiting for the kings return

  • @usedtissuepaper42
    @usedtissuepaper42 Před rokem +228

    guys… i dont think he’s coming back 😢
    edit: no fuckin way

  • @aramkimodo
    @aramkimodo Před 2 lety +8521

    For those curious where he went,he announced on his Twitter that he needs a break cause of college. So don’t worry,he didn’t catch urethra cactus or anything

  • @tragiclifeform347
    @tragiclifeform347 Před 3 lety +1526

    I'd make a 'dad going to get milk' joke, but I'm too fucking depressed.

  • @BasementDweller_
    @BasementDweller_ Před rokem +2

    Come back! The world needs you!

  • @EtVilia
    @EtVilia Před rokem

    Dude please I need more of your content. I can’t stop going through every video again and again. I miss you.

  • @yoyo-tb2xp
    @yoyo-tb2xp Před 4 lety +2646

    right when he stopped uploading everything went wrong

  • @noaharonson-neel7125
    @noaharonson-neel7125 Před 4 lety +2806

    WHERE IS OUR KING IN THIS TIME OF NEED

    • @tall_child3214
      @tall_child3214 Před 4 lety +99

      hopefully he'll post this month

    • @proYEEThean
      @proYEEThean Před 4 lety +148

      Perhaps we haven't prayed hard enough for his useless knowledge

    • @tall_child3214
      @tall_child3214 Před 4 lety +51

      TheApolloHollow
      oh one full of unusable knowledge

    • @hemanthsuresh96
      @hemanthsuresh96 Před 4 lety +53

      @@tall_child3214 Damn i hope that covid doesn't affect sammy

    • @TheRealGOD0
      @TheRealGOD0 Před 4 lety +6

      Yesssss

  • @MrRobot_X_X
    @MrRobot_X_X Před rokem +4

    The world needs you Samuel!

  • @joogaloo929
    @joogaloo929 Před rokem +8

    Sam will be back on September 14th.
    Trust me bro

  • @connerclarke1941
    @connerclarke1941 Před 3 lety +4819

    Take your time in school, just know your return will be celebrated.

    • @benking5706
      @benking5706 Před 3 lety +26

      This guy is probably in college and not high school.

    • @sureerabdi4939
      @sureerabdi4939 Před 3 lety +323

      @@benking5706 college is still school.

    • @trampustefertiller6246
      @trampustefertiller6246 Před 3 lety +42

      Honestly, I dont think he'll return 😔

    • @spizun
      @spizun Před 3 lety +143

      @@trampustefertiller6246 Nope. He said he was coming back like 3 weeks ago, he’s actually probably making a video as we speak.

    • @user-dx3qk8dk7r
      @user-dx3qk8dk7r Před 3 lety +12

      @@spizun where?

  • @sammaxgoof8507
    @sammaxgoof8507 Před 3 lety +5045

    Things to do:
    •miss sam
    •rewatch all of sams vids
    •miss sam

  • @depressionman695
    @depressionman695 Před rokem +5

    I DONT WANNA GRADUATE FROM THE ACADEMY, I WANT A MASTERS OR A PHD FROM THE SAM O NELLA ACADEMY PLEASE COME BACK PROFESSOR

  • @salx3
    @salx3 Před rokem +2

    Please come back these videos are the only thinf keeping me going its been 2 years im begging

    • @TheScrunt
      @TheScrunt Před rokem

      I hate to say it, but he died in a car accident a while back, it was confirmed on his roommates personal facebook

  • @hark6668
    @hark6668 Před 2 lety +2781

    I see you too are here once again, to scroll through the comments about "when is Sam coming back" we all are. Pain

  • @donkeyeatf1sh348
    @donkeyeatf1sh348 Před 3 lety +2077

    Father Sam, we are all parched. We are all starving, at the brink of death. We all hunger for your knowledge, and thirst for your humor. Papa, please come home.

  • @CopingAndMalding
    @CopingAndMalding Před rokem +3

    Sam we miss you, we need you

  • @calebs4755
    @calebs4755 Před rokem +3

    Sam please, just give us a sign your alive, please we need you

    • @TheScrunt
      @TheScrunt Před rokem +2

      I hate to say it, but he died in a car accident a while back, it was confirmed on his roommates personal facebook

    • @kepler-22b70
      @kepler-22b70 Před rokem +1

      @@TheScrunt man dont i love misinformation

    • @thepotato405
      @thepotato405 Před rokem

      Check his twitter. He liked something on it 5 days ago

    • @TheScrunt
      @TheScrunt Před rokem

      @@thepotato405 that's his mom using the account

    • @kepler-22b70
      @kepler-22b70 Před rokem

      @@TheScrunt 🤦

  • @MixedTapeVideosNBA
    @MixedTapeVideosNBA Před 3 lety +15272

    He'll come back when he thinks we are ready.

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 Před 3 lety +12

      Yeah

    • @chasemoss4484
      @chasemoss4484 Před 3 lety +165

      We’ve been ready FOR OVER A YEAR!!!

    • @racekpizduskin3740
      @racekpizduskin3740 Před 3 lety +31

      damn, 160 likes on this comment in a day. Lot of people are hoping for a comeback

    • @dougdimmadome1717
      @dougdimmadome1717 Před 3 lety +5

      We are ready

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal Před 3 lety +46

      I've been ready to hear his soft, supple, dulcet tones talk about the other presidential assassination that nobody talks about for more than a year. Do I have to tank the stocks of Conagra Brands to bring him back? Is that the sacrifice we need?

  • @torchoclock
    @torchoclock Před 3 lety +4118

    I’d do anything to hear “hey kids” again.

  • @madchencraig5395
    @madchencraig5395 Před rokem +7

    He is back and I’m happy I can exist in life again

  • @soulslur
    @soulslur Před rokem +2

    Sam. The world needs you.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 Před 3 lety +2386

    Don’t worry guys, he’s just busy fixing his microphone.

    • @handcrafteddkaiser2238
      @handcrafteddkaiser2238 Před 3 lety +3

      Good to know

    • @nathanblake6236
      @nathanblake6236 Před 3 lety +7

      is this real?

    • @ty1on106
      @ty1on106 Před 3 lety +66

      @@nathanblake6236 Yep he left to the store to get a new one! Prolly also getting milk too

    • @gt_observations1953
      @gt_observations1953 Před 3 lety +6

      hes been struggling with that for 11 months?

    • @theosza8171
      @theosza8171 Před 3 lety +18

      @@gt_observations1953 yeah man, living in Antartica has it's perks but it comes with a few downsides

  • @raman3448
    @raman3448 Před 3 lety +1519

    Don’t worry guys he just got arrested for playing fish jenga, I almost have all the bail money

    • @elsausagebrochacho4956
      @elsausagebrochacho4956 Před 3 lety +26

      Handling salmon suspiciously is a crime you know

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 Před 3 lety +7

      We can help him out by joining skill share, a great website where we can learn all sorts of things with a discount if we use code: Salmonella!

    • @bebus6884
      @bebus6884 Před 3 lety +4

      Dude he said in the video that he was going to autonomize Kurdistan.

    • @anonymousperson3023
      @anonymousperson3023 Před 3 lety +6

      God damn it. Why was he so stupid to handle salmon in suspicious circumstances? Ugh. Well I hope when you get him out of jail he doesnt start chewing blubber facing east or else Sedna gonna make all us starve with his ineptitude

    • @elsausagebrochacho4956
      @elsausagebrochacho4956 Před 3 lety +2

      @@anonymousperson3023no more fingy foods for 3 moons

  • @TsukiyomiHR
    @TsukiyomiHR Před rokem +5

    Come on Sam, it's like 1AM here, my first day of work starts at 6AM, and I'm letting this play so I can sleep. Come back soon, man.