Baby Superpowers
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- čas přidán 13. 07. 2016
- Unfortunately, I couldn't find any statistics on how long it takes a baby to drown. I'm sure I'm on a list now though, cause I certainly tried.
Intro and outro song:
"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Babies trigger cuteness in our brains"
* draws the most repulsive atrocity I've seen in my life
Still looks better than the average baby.
Thats a good way to sum up most of Sam's videos
babies are the most repulsive atrocity
Bruh
@@shoeofobama6091 thats not true you drama queen
Uh ok so when babies have a large forehead and big bulging eyes it’s “cute” but when I have it I’m “horrifically ugly” and “cant go within 500 feet of any maternity ward”??? This double standard makes me sick.
HAHAHAH
Pog
all babies ugly as shit lets be real
pretty sus ngl
maybe if you think babies ugly cus one of your ancestors was a creep, remember that evolution favors those that survive and live long enough to get a babi
As a new father I can say that the baby grip is a real thing. They will also use that grip to hold onto your chest hair as hard as possible. Giggling as you scream.
I see you too, are binging Sam's videos from the start
Hey Cody
Fancy seeing you here
HEY CODY
Congrats, man 👍
Did you know a swarm of piranhas can strip a baby to bone in 10 seconds?
Anyway I lost my job at the aquarium today.
@John Barber Also they taste pretty good.
@@mysticondeflamme oh no
@John Barber *shake shake*
Actually this is insane to do
@John Barber you should have told me earlier
@John Barber the more you know
THE LIST OF CRIMES GROW
Their bones bend instead of breaking
DIO!!!!!!!!!
How did you find this out?
@@adonaiyah2196 From Saint Tiffany, who went around pushing in the soft spots of babies
Daniel N at least it wasn’t jerry
how do you know that
Who figured out babies last longer than adults underwater and why?
holy shit
The Russians.
+Evanglisto Romacalibre
да sekrit dokumints is прешус to motherland
Exactly
Same guys who studied the effects of hydrofluoric acid on living human flesh and what happens if you drink so much water your body overfills and you die of water poisoning.
"Babies have a good sense of morality"
My sister as a toddler: *tears centipede into three pieces and laughs as life slowly drains out of it*
How did your sister even rip it, like they their like mini tank armour snakes bro
Maybe we are wrong
Toddlers and babies are different things, that’s why one is called a toddler and one is called a baby.
i used to do that with ants,
@Talaveras Considering how violent toddlers can be towards their fellow humans then it follows that humans are also confirmed to not have souls.
It's amazing how well that knock at the Philippines aged!
No seriously I have no idea how the entire country just forgot one of the biggest events in the country and tried playing it off as "oh only his father did it"
If you never learned deep down what atrocities the father did, it's easy to believe whatever lies the mother and the children's disinformation machinery will churn out. This whole shitty situation would have been prevented if they focused more on teaching about it in school (or not having let in the family back in the first place)
@@beehard44 i think cuz the thought leni was worse or smth.
@@RickrollFoot that's part of the propaganda they managed to worm in. 2016 was years in the making, but 2022 was the culmination of decades of work
Legit. For those in the comments needing context, the bloodiest part of Philippine history was the age of martial law declared by a dictator named Marcos, a guy who was your run-of-the-mill cartoon villain in almost every way except he was real and a total problem. I'm talking about "guy has over 45 mansions in his name" and "had an enemy assassinated and denied allegations" tier here. He was eventually exiled to Hawaii but as of recent, his family has returned and the idiot population of this peninsula has elected the guy's son as president. Way to go, Philippines.
Idk, sounds like he had a good idea, fuck junkies and the instability to society they inflict through crime, robbery and violence.
2:03 My baby caring instincts WERE NOT set off at all after looking at that...
My flight or fight instinct instantly went off when i saw that.
You monster he’s just a boy
@@MeatHusk hmm, just floating head.
Well yeah, sam’s not a baby
instead. my baby KICKING instincts got kicked off
I think you missed one. Babies can teleport, kind of like a house cat. One moment they’re there, and the next, they’re on the roof.
The only difference is that I would save a cat, but that's just me
@Eric Lee This needs to happen. Like a demonic pacifier idk what wa witchcraft they use to come up with ideas
So that's how I stuck my finger in the hot exhaust pipe at the age of 4, before Dad realized what I was doing. You know what, I don't think that's just a baby power.
I feel like there’s a story there.
you are wrong, because why wouldn't it teleport away when i "accidently" hit it with a sledge hammer. oh god the way the way the head popped oh shit why is it still typ-
1:31
baby: *grows up
DNA: ᵒʰ ʸᵉᵃʰ ˡᵉᵍˢ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ
*need
@@w1pa123 neat*
@@SuperCrazyfin legs are pretty neat
Wait do we really lose our grip? Or do we just get heavier?
Baby face proportions and their“seductiveness” are the reason anime eyes and eye makeup exist
Thats kinda creepy
I-
Just take my like and leave me alone.
Well now let’s not single out anime and look at how Disney characters have become increasingly babyish over the decades
You're not wrong but why would you say that
@@TumblinWeeds oh god-
"In almost every case, the babies took the nice one."
Welp looks like we found Megamind, the outlier baby.
Ha
They grew up to be the 10th dentist
What if I don't want to be the bad guy anymore
It’s broken, send it back
@@bowielolz but the baby is emo
That drawing of the Fillipino president was strangely accurate
Brandon Candelario yeahhhh your right
What about his right?
@@garygartenzwerg9870 niceeeeeeee
I come from the Philippines and I find it to be 100% accurate
@@mrhorizons42 same lol
1:14 I can’t help but see a sad man in a grey bodysuit.
yes
Same
I was at target and there was a wall for Ragú and i said “RIP those poor babies who failed the test” and my m0m deadass responded with “what the actual F U C K Snail-“
Classic Sam o nella reference
@@HelheimMudkip classic✨✨
yES
Hold on your name is Snail?
@@pablopereyra7126 it was when this happened lol
Why did God decide to nerf us after we grew up?
Sal Vulcano because we would’ve been too powerful
Same reason he decided to make us
For shits and giggles
So you can be tonight's big loser
Hey Sal are you a big loser again?
It's Nerf or nothing
“It’s kinda cheating cuz they only weighs as much as baby”
Hm yes the floor is made of floor
In case you don't get it, weight vs. strength doesn't scale. That's why insects can jump 100 times their body length or something. Think about a human doing that. Nothing the size of a human could do that. So, small people have greater strength relative to their weight than large people. That's the principal even if my example is a little off.
Galaxis Wooosh
@@mintylemon2813 , I suppose floor is made of floor was a really clever reference to something. Care to name it or is saying whoosh just more fun? Actually, I don't care. Nevermind.
Galaxis actually looking back at it it was dumb that I said that so now i deletes. Am sorry unu
@@NickRoman your brain is made out of brain
All true, but let’s not forget the fact that babies have amazing language acquisition skills! They can learn several languages and like, two years. I took two years of French in high school and still can’t speak a word of French, so I’d say that’s a pretty epic baby super power!
To be honest why weren't we able to keep that as we grow
@@sowergamingbro5885 probably because the brain think its useless as you can already communicate proprely 🤔 tho with enough dedication you might be able to learn new language surely:)
True! My Spanish teacher brings her baby to school with her and I swear this kid is gonna be a genius. He switches from Spanish to English depending on his mood and is extremely observant of everything in classrooms. I just hope he doesn’t remember one of my classmates lessons on how to do taekwondo and gauge peoples eyes out…
Jokes on you, je vais parler français et tu ne va absolument pas comprendre ce que je dis car tu ne parle pas un mot de français. No google translate, use your french skills.
@@luxterna1106 C'est drôle de ta part de penser que je t'écouterais et que je n'utiliserais pas Google Translate
The thing about babies being born with an inherent sense of right and wrong is so amazing to me, and it's also really tragic because most of the time when people lack empathy it wasn't because they were born that way, but because their environment killed the empathy inside of them :(
Or maybe the people who lacked empathy were the babies who chose the "mean" toy? There's also a nonzero likelihood that some babies chose a toy arbitrarily or based on some other factor. Anyway, the point is that you can't look at this one example and conclude that all babies initially had empathy and some had their empathy destroyed by their environments. That's an idea worth exploring, but more research would need to be done to reach that conclusion.
@@MM-jf1me “There’s also a nonzero likelihood that some babies chose a toy arbitrarily or based on some other factor”
This is actual, genuine scientific illiteracy here. Babies choosing toys arbitrarily or for reasons outside the study is literally the reason you have a control group and large sample size when you want to test for any scenario. No, they are never guaranteed, but they don’t need to be when you can quantify the room for error and include that in your assessment.
@@IanZWhite00 The video showed differently colored toys. Looking back on it, this was probably to underline the idea visually of one toy being "good" and another being "bad" but if this were also done in the actual study to help the babies differentiate between the toy displaying kindness and the toy displaying meanness then that is a flaw in the study. The reason studies are peer reviewed is so others can check the methods used (and find any flaws, like if the researcher were to accidentally include variables outside those being tested) and so others can perform the same tests and either substantiate the author's conclusion or point out their own findings and where more research is needed. Not taking claims on faith and critical thinking are part of the scientific process.
Well good news for you, that study was faked
this comment reminded me of that one quote
"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
-Mewtwo
Did you know that baby’s can’t dodge lightsabers
Says a guy who was a baby in the family guy specail
I learned this the hard way
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Wow
you would know, anakin!
2:50 why does he look like a cross between a man and a flowerpot
Lmao
Bill and Ben the hard-line drug policy men
Flower pot prsident
Because he's flower man
A flowerpot has better morality and common sense than him. Oops can’t be seen saying this coz he LITERALLY MADE A LAW THAT REVOKES FREEDOM OF SPEECH
that's it. Iv'e watched every video made by this guy. I officially know everything now.
School is worth nothing compared to a week of Sam. He activates every part of brain and stuffs it with knowledge that may one day help me live longer and better. All hail the Academny
“In *almost* every case they took the nice one”
So you mean- some decided to be edgy or something? XD
There are reasons to choose a puppet that aren't related to how their handlers played them. Colour and size immediately come to mind -- when I was a kid I would've gone for anything wearing orange or green no matter how 'mean' the pile of cloth was.
The babies in question later grew up to take part in online political discussion with a dark anime boy profile picture
That study doesnt show what the video claims. Just because the baby choose the nice puupet doesnt mean it has any sense of morality, it just choose the puppet which was more likely to be nice to the baby (in the babies view). Even the most amoral asshole would probably prefer to keep people around him who are nice to him. So if one puppet is giving out free candy and the other one is stabbing other puppets of course the babies would prefer the nice one. Doesnt mean the baby wouldnt stab you itself if it had the chance.
@@SangerZonvolt
Yea, tbh I was such a little demon as a baby. Would always hit my brother with toys
Nah that was just Megamind
I like how he talks about babies like it's own separate species
You ever seen a baby? They clearly are not humans, humans aren’t that gross
wtf are you implying? they are a different species
Because they are
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa7 ain’t gay if it’s in a three way
Its like how alot of americans say "caterpillar ≠ butterfly" but actually correct
Baby: **Large forehead and eyes**
Brain: Nice
My girlfriend in a nutshell
my brain: ew.
@@krustykrew106 hol up
@Novasity same
*B I G B R A I N*
Learning about babies make me wish I was a baby again. I've lost too much innocence and the world's morality is blurry.
You forgot an important thing about the study on empathy in babies.
The baby had to choose between two kinds of breakfast treats. Next, they saw a puppet choose the other breakfast treat rather than the one the baby preferred.
Then, the baby viewed a play where the mean doll bullied the doll that had chosen the different breakfast. Result? The babies REWARDED the bullying by choosing the bullying toy.
In other words, babies thinks it's okay to bully, as long as you only bully people with different preferences than themselves.
Interesting, do you have a link to that so I can look at it in detail?
*That Filipino reference triggered the president's fandom*
What
Lol
the nose lol
I mean it is true
Fun time living as one of inhabitants of hottest hell in the world
I’m sorry but can we talk about what the person was doing who found out babies can hold their breath for a while.
Distraught scientist mother: My baby’s been in a lake for more than 10 minutes! He has surely drowned!
Rescuer: Oh hey, we found your kid no worse for wear, the little dude was holding his breath and had a very low heartbeat when we fished him out
Mother: Oh thank you very much- wait, holding his breath? Maybe we can test that...
shooting the cover for a Nirvana album
I’m pretty sure that most of our medical knowledge today comes from the nazis due to their uhhhh “experiments”
"Experiment"
@@wannabefoleyartist9635 Not even close. Most of our knowledge is passed down through experiences along trial and error.
Me, who is absolutely repulsed by how babys look:
*Sips juice aggressively*
Same I don’t understand how people like babies. I have not seen 1 baby that’s even remotely cute. They are disgusting.
Same!
So who was the weirdo submerging babies in water and making them dangle off edges to test their abilities?
*SPARTANS*
Why is every third comment this same question, when the answer is obvious: Kurt Cobain
legendarycover.it/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/copertina-nevermind-nirvana.jpg
Well, nevermind.
2:01 the ideal male body
DEAD12321 *the ideal body
you may not like it
but thats what peak perfonmramce looks like
time magazine has made on article on what America will look like in 2050 and it's fucking beautiful.
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
penguinz0
I thought this was going to be about their ability to learn, grow and heal ridiculously fast. This was interesting too though.
1.3k likes with no replies?
My territory
@@bepeplia5086 you mean mine
@@jamesjohnson1167 *ahem* exuuuuse me
@@VeryRGOTI Not so fast.
This reminded me that babies can grow back lost fingertips, this is an incredible ability for a human.
No mention of baby flexibility. As an adult of sorts I think their ability to put their body in any position is a super power.
Imagine youre a mother and your baby reaches up, grabs your arm with the might of thor gripping his hammer, looks you in the eye and says:
There's a school of thought today that rejects patriotism. People are made nervous by that intense allegiance to a country. They think it can only lead to war and bloodshed and that fights can be avoided if we all just compromise and get along. And, of course, compromise and getting along are great things as long as you're not sacrificing essential values. But I believe there's a line in the sand, some things that you have to be willing to stand up for, even if it means trouble. Charlie's patriotism is not blind, flag-waving jingoism: it's an intense allegiance to the American concept of liberty.
And then proceeds to shit on you.
Fucking wild man.
XD
“almost every baby chose the nicer puppet” “almost” i want to meet that one fuckin baby who wanted the mean puppet
I wonder if the babies that didn’t went on to be either attention deficient or have some sort of anti social personality disorder
Either that or the baby wanted to beat the shit out of the mean puppet
maybe the just liked the green color of the shirt
@@AJgaming-ce1ln I think you’re the most correct
@@apothecurio i concur
2:03 "Large foreheads and eyes"
Exactly why anime characters are cute
Speak for yourself man
I don’t want to be sexually attracted to a character that looks like a baby cough cough *fbi open up* cough cough
*why are you attracted to babies*
@@ray-ur4eb FUCK *ZA WARUDO* hah you can do nothin boi
Asians in general are cuter. They don't have very defined facial features, like a baby. Their eyebrows are clearer, their nose bridge is not very accentuated, their lips are plumper, their checks are rounder and squishier, the general jawline form is softer... Etc etc (this are very generalised, obviously not all Asians look like this, but a big portion do) (East Asians btw)
0:43 how many babies did you hurt to prove this fact?
Ehh ehm no one? Ok maybe one or two (Thousand)
I know someone has probably commented this; but the whole baby not drowning thing is more likely due to the fact they just spent 9 months in a water balloon.
That being said mammals have a weird relationship with diving so it could just be that the diving reflex works better for them because they use less oxygen than an adult.
Did you know...
Babies can actually bounce, making them undamaged from falls of up to 13m.
(Disclaimer: joke. Do not try this)
I dropped my two month old baby off a height of 13m.
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RAGU EVERYWHERE
Too late...
Trust me I’ve tried before
Aw man you could've said it earlier
TNTimothy Roditi that’s kinda fucked... if anyone dies let the stupid one die not the little baby.
2:00 is my sleep paralysis demon now. If I saw that thing run at me, I don't know what I'd do.
I couldn't agree more, that face along with most faces of babies fucking terrify me for whatever reason...
It looks like a duck.
I too lose my shit when a see a girl.
Peacock Guy
Throw a cross at it
Would like ur comment but I won’t bec 666 likes which I feel should stay considering the subject
Man I miss when this man uploaded
as a former baby, I can confirm that this video is correct
Your delivery is fucking gold
Was the pun intentional
yes
GgggGlasichor
Glasichor nice baby pun
Especially with that phillippenes bit,i can confirm this,i live there!
o look time to fish the baby out again
smol peice'o'trash Is your profile picture who I think it is?
Damn not again
When he said “somehow” it made me think of Casey Anthony
That last bit definitely aged well, its fucc'd here rn in the Ph
How can his art be so simple yet so accurate.
"Hey, I uh, I like lookin' at this thing we should uh, we should keep it alive for a while."
yes we know infants are plants but more annoying
You should do a video on all the things wrong with horses evolutionarily.
I'm now extremely curious about this... so I guess I agree, heh
That idea would make for a great Sam O'Nella video
Everything. WHAT IS UP WITH THEIR SKULLS
Robmoo i only liked so you can get 666 likes
There is nothing wrong.
Fun fact: some fossils of baby dinosaurs were found to have bigger eye sockets than others in the nest
Usually they were herbivores and herd animals, they evolved to have bigger eyes and be cuter to get more food from the mother
Cuteness was a survival mechanism
Who tested the baby drowning time 🤔
the close up on that baby's face dropped me good
I watched this video yesterday morning when I was getting ready for work. I kept busting out laughing randomly all day thinking of that face close up
“Babies instinctively hold their breathe under water”
Me: ok this is a joke vid
Sam: *keeps going on about it*
Me: oh shit this is real
Let's throw hundreds of infants into the ocean
@@wowzapalooza Umm... Ok. YEAH! *Throws new born in ocean.
You didn't know?
@Teh Modest Mouse I'm afraid of asking how you know that
@@wowzapalooza I'll throw thousands of children into the ocean before Sam let his channel die
I have never seen a baby in my life that’s even remotely cute.
The reason they're superior to adults is because when they're on Minecraft they have hyperscreeches which can kill a thousand men and women per minute.
I thought they used Roblox.
That's why we have brave men called trolls who hunt them down
I kinda miss being able to screech
Are the wardens just the fetus?
00:29
Yeah, did you know that the color blue slows down your heartbeat?
Now I know why
Cause blue is nearly at the end of the visible spectrum. It's the power of electromagnetic waves,they give you massive big Brain which the heart can't handle leading to myocardial infarction.
Green Goblin from cory in the house i heavily doubt the color blue makes you have a heart attack lmfao
"im blue daba de daba die". aka littarly depression we all go through it.
@@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse no... Wtf
@@whenyournameisduoduos1282 But people and their brains associate water with blue.
That hair thing is a fact. If a baby gets ahold of your hair he will not let go for anything.
found this channel litteraly 6 minutes ago, already subscribed and gave my soul away
Gud4u
Same
Same
No joke same
I liked your comment so it’s 400
0:31
**slowly takes five month old baby out of the deep end of the pool**
*two months, junior*
Ahhhh, we are gonna get them russian submarines with you on board, Terepy Pipes
Baby’s grip. That was me falling from the cliff, tho your rendering didn’t capture my admiration of the little tyke’s fortitude.
Actually the reason they can hold their breathe for so long isn’t a survival instinct, but it’s actually old leftover instinct from when the baby was in the womb
**sees that a baby is 15 lbs**
**looks up 15 lbs to kg**
**sees 6 kg**
the heaviest weight i have ever lifted is equivalent to a baby.
lol youre weak af
@@Omega-mr1jg What if he couldnt buy better weights like me ? (Btw it says weight. and not something like a door or table)
@@kingkaizoku85 weight could mean either an actual lifting weight or anything remotely heavy. Op is either weak or female
BigTough Guy If you think females can’t lift over 6kg then you’re wrong. In fact everyone over the age of 10 will have lifted something heavier than that without realising
Im 14 and I've lifted 160 lbs when I was piggy backing my brother I was very impressed considering im about 100 lbs also I lifted a 100 lb weight (with two hands) when I was 12 it was only about 7 seconds tho
Let's not forget babies up to about 6 months basically have a healing factor. When my cousins was born, he had birth complications, so the doctors had to like, break one of his arms and collar bone so he would be born, little dude was covered in huge deep bruises and was in a tiny cast when I first say him. Then, less than 3 weeks later, the little guy was 100% normal, bones fixed, bruises gone, like nothing had ever happened
I just love how he uses the same baby drawing for nearly each scene
The millions of the people that went on board with the idea actually changed and I like to think this is the reason why.
Sam: Babies are born with an innate sense of right or wrong.
1 Year Old cousin: *Repeatedly punching everything he sees*
(How the hell did this get 1k likes...)
The majority of the things in this video only apply to babies 6 months or younger. They develop FAST.
It’s very apparent....
innate*
Macaroon_Nuggets thanks, buddy ol pal of my amigo, I forgot that this existed
He said they know what's right and wrong, never what path they choose
When me and my mom argue my baby sister starts crying and trying to shove us apart. She’s about 18 months.
Better stop arguing in front of her
I don't get how the puppet thing proves a sense of morality. I think it's more of "this puppet's an asshole I don't want him to be an asshole to me"
I discovered your channel this week...and now I'm addicted.
I'm worried about the fact that Sam said "almost" every time
Some babies took the mean bunny for the greater good
I mean. Almost everyone in the world doesn't eat babies. But you'll always find that one guy if you look hard enough.
@@patrickjones8255 Tarrare, they're speaking to you.
2:03, hmmmm but i have both of those and when i roll around in poo people scream at me
Umm, you need to look like Cheryl Cole for that attention.
even the little hats?
In your own feces, or other people's?
I love how babies have 0 fear, because they didnt develop phobias yet, Something that makes adults Extremely weak
Me when sam' onella videos get recommended to me again: "dont. Don't give me hope"
Hey Salmonella, what if I hate babies? do I miss a gene then?
FUCKYOURSELF GOOGLE I see what you did there...
No you are just an edgy teenager
katten elvis Maybe he just hates things that only cry, poop and throwup, and are dumber then most dogs.
I'm a edgy teenager :(
katten elvis We'll see about that, I'll be back in 5 years!
But aren't babies also sociopaths and incapable of desiring anything which does not benefit them? That may be an exaggeration, but babies, I've heard, actually lack a degree of empathy
Pat Lapton Yeah, that study didn't show morality. Of course they would want the doll that would be nice to them. They were probably scared of the other doll.
+Pickles It could be also easilly manipulated using the diffenernt colours. If the bad doll is red whilst the good doll is a cool colour, they would insinctively go for the cool colour rather than aggresive red
Nonaya Bidness ...what? That's literally the opposite of empathy. Sociopaths are unable to "experience" the empathic feeling of understanding. They understand morality of character and everything relative to their own twisted definitions.
"incapable of desiring anything which does not benefit them"
Guess what, that applies to everyone, regardless of age.
Undeed Sam but red is attractive
I thought he would at least mention their learning capabilities. The smartest you will ever be in your life is when you're a baby. Also their capacity for language (their ability to utilize way more sounds than an adult).
My guy. Infants under 6 months reflexively hold their breath and slow their heart rate in water because they've just spent the nine months previous to their birth completely submerged in fluid.
Actually there were many protests for justice to the people who died because they did drugs in the phillipines. Everyone was NOT on board with it.
Yeah there were a lot of protest but a lot of people still agreed to what he said.
I dont agree on killing adocts in the Philippines and im a philipino
It's crazy out here lol drug addicts are violent af
Even *my* parents (my mom, mostly) were on board with it, they didnt even support D30...
On board with it enough to elect him. He ran his campaign on this policy.
2:00 Jesus christ burn it with fire!
Silly Cinema ikr
Silly Cinema tf you talking about that’s the peak of cuteness
Silly Cinema what the fuck else do you burn shit with you fucking idiot
Ricardo Beltran hot water, acid, sunlight etc
Master Mark u right
"Babies do actually have some traits that make them superior to adults" yeah they can be happy
We need you now more than ever. This concept has been studied and peer reviewed. The duck you at in 2022 almost 2023?
That "seductive" drawing wtf? I DO NOT want to go through your porn searches lol.
d2cuadrados I liked your comment but took it back to keep it on 69...
What? It's a depiction of a baby with defined legs in stockings and red pumps with a pink feather boa, red lipstick, and blue eyeshadow.
Aside from the baby, which was the context, that isn't weird.
I liked ur comment to make it 700 yw
Antonio Torres kekistani
I can confirm the holding breath thing. I have personally drowned many babies and they generally last a lot longer than the adults I have drowned.
"They have almost no life skills whatsoever"
That's literally me lol.
These videos bring me indescribable amounts of joy
*Filipino local starts offering food being humble and shit*
"Oh what's that? You're a druggo?"
*Takes out knife*
Why does this comment have 79 likes? What you said is jibber jabber.
Who takes out the knife? The government? the local?
@@pixelmace1423 Who says "Oh what's that? You're a druggo?" and what's the punchline of this joke?
As a Filipino, I LOL'd at the unexpected dig at our president at the end of the video.
Ikr
Unsugarcoated Revs 👍😅
i know right. My Filipino Dad was like "Uy, pano napunta yung topic kay Duterte"
Ala Baster Eh... Because morality-defiecient Filipinos only practice empathy to their families and people they know and never to others and the rest of the country. That's why corruption is a tradition and Duterte came to existence.
Dirt Pillow Yea, he was just shocked
He was busy and then he heard "Duterte"
who allowed a scientist to put their
i clicked this video fully thinking the thumbnail said baby powder n that it was gonna be a detailed video on the history of baby powder. goes to show how high level this guys content is
Other babys: superpowerfull
Me as a baby: I don't remember tbh idk where this was going
Lmao yeah
My superpower was crying until I gagged.
@@BeckyMatthew32572 mood 😂😂
My superpower was walking before I crawled
@@annetteimo lol, mine was learning how to escape from tall and short cribs and stealing other kid's milk bottles just for fun...
Listening to my mom tell me that story just cracks me up every time.
Guess you could say I was born to be a criminal, but my only crime besides stealing candy from toy's R us when I was younger, is being a lazy teen.
I'll give it 2 months before he hits 100k
more like 2 weeks
Still waiting
DontFeedTheGaben
even more waiting
tired of waiting
u dun jinxed it bro.
I have to look that up now. Thank you for that bit of information.
based on my experience, babies also have the ability to summon police officers to take you to jail when you punch their face
*We should keep it alive for a while.*
1:21 I don't know why, but this image, this one image, made me laugh the hardest out of everything else in the video.
69 likes, make a wish!
@@GodittoC I wish for you to make a funny joke.
Your wish was granted!
*_H_*
This channel has actually tought me more then every online class I've had this week.
Congrats, you arent paying attention in class.
There's also the mechanisms that allow infants to survive freezing weather, don't remember the exact details but I've seen it mentioned in some "car getting stuck in a blizzard" survival documentaries.
Dude you need to stop uploading videos this fast or you'll run out of ideas within a month.
He does basic research on shit then writes some funny crap based on that. Literally a neverending casm of money making.
+deadmeh If people likes it, its not bad
Agatha Leung
Tell that to Germany in 1940
Kehvan 😅
All he needs to do is go to random Wikipedia articles until he finds one that works.
1:34
Netflix: *I’m taking that out of context*